; fi . : ? I : I 1 V '1 11 I i if i f! t f t Sj. 1 1 !'! ? I f A 5 If t i - THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTOkM. OREGOiH, If) THURSDAY, APRIL $$ 1905. ' "" i - . . . l I r- - PROFESSIONAL CARDS. DISCRIMINATING) LADIES; JAY TUTTLE, M. I).' PHYSICIAN AND SUKQEON Acting Aalstant Surgeon C.S. Marine Hospital itarvtca. OOce hours: 19 to II a.m. 1 to 4:30 p.m. 4TT Commercial Street, Ind floor. M Dr. RHODA C. HICKS osTEormnsT alaan Bldg. 6TS Commercial Bt PHONE BLACK sJSA. ' DR. T. L. BALL, DENTIST. 684 Commercial St JJJ Astoria, Oreeon. Emjoy rln( Ittrplrld Arrant It Dtetlartlreaeu. The ladle who hava uacd N'ewbro'n i HerptcMa apeak of It In the highest terms, for lt quick effect tn cleansing the aealp of dandruff and also for Its ex cellence as a eenernl hlr.rirlnr Tt makes tho scalp feet fresh and It allays . . fhft IfAVln. tt-Kt.W Jk I JH ,1. ...... .tvmiiB im u uamiruu win cmusn, Newbro'a Herplcldo effectively cures ' dandruff, a It destroys the rerm that fausea It. The same rerm causes hair to fall out. and later baldness; In killing It. "-rplclde stops falling hair and preYenta baldness. It Is also an ideal hair drew Inf, for It lends an aristocratic charm to the hair that la oulte distinctive s,-m by leading- druorltta. Send 10c, In sUmpa ror .-wmple to The Herplclde Co., ( De troit, t ica. Eagle Drug Store, 331-SS3 Bond St. Owl Drug Store, 641 Com. St, T. P. T-aoxIn, Prop. "Special Agent," The Last Word By KEITH GORDON im. by T. C MeCXurt conipnuted this time- fir an audible pound that started as a nicker, but was. deftly turned Into sniff of scorn, It was the tatter that the ronn no greeted with an amused Dr. VAUGHAN, Dentist Pythian Building, Astoria, Oregon Carry a Gold Watch and pay for It as you can spare tho moner. Our Installment plan of sell ing Jewelry has met with success. It enables you to make yourself or your friend a present without Interfering with the purchase of other nee.lo.l articles, a ( slse, 15-iewet Klein :t.Shanahan Building "tc": f" hunting case. $16.50. I-V a down and the balance weeklw Dr. W. C. LOGAH DENTIST 578 Commercial MISCELLANEOUS. C. J. TREXCIIARD Real Estata, Insurance, Commission and Shipping. CUSTOM HOUSE BROKER. ' Set 133 Ninth Street, Next to Justice Office. ASTORIA, OREGON. BEST 15 CENT MEAL. You can always find the best 15-ceat meal in the city at the Jtising Sun Restaurant 612 Commercial St. ASTORIA LOAN OFFICE, 51 Commercial Street. THE BEST SHOW ON EARTH. Star - Vaudeville Theatre. All the Latest Attractions Prom the Best Theaters. . FIRST-CLASS MEAL xr loc; nice cafee, cottee.J pie, or ifoughnuts, oc, at U. S. Restaur ant 431 Bond St. Change of Program Monday. Chan of Acts Thursday. Matinee Dally at 2:45 p, nu Week Beginning April 17. NEVADA FARRIXGTON Dainty Soubrette BAY VIEW HOTEL ' E. G LASER, Prop. Horn Cooking, Comfortable Btdi,Rtuon- b!e Hat and.Nics Treatment The ROSE AND ELLIS World's Greatest ComeJy Acro bats and Parrel Jumpers "As If marriage were tho ouly end nd situ of a girl's life!" she threw off scornfully. Ur companion smoked luiperturbaMy Into tho nlcht for a.v. tral seconds before replying. Always ; ue uau tuo air of one loath to break a silence, oue who had a constitutional aversion to the futilities of spwrh. But she was accustomed to that, even waimsicaiiy attached to his dellberau ways. At last he spoke, lu the darH- uesa sno could see his face only as a pule blur, but there waa a ,,ui..i,j e j iv ivun weeuiess in uis tone. au ue tittle rippling, purling brooks," he said slowly, "aud all the oroinary rivers, even th mm Jeetlc streams, -wind somewhere to the sea. Aud I'm sure It isn't ,, f.,i. uo auueu m an mjurea voice. some rivers ulunKe undOTvmmi.i and lose themselves. ah r,i i siuDDorniy. ; I said -otxllusry rivers,' " This with ! laconic paueuee from the rlnm A quick, flashing smile touched her upa sua raulshed as If frightened to nna lueir out In the dark. She won-dereJ-we'l, a number of tilings; as, for Instance, what ht was thiuklng of at mat very lnstaut, whether he hud ever really heeu In love and, If so wnat sne was like, how deeply love would stir him. whether Ct. . .a. . ..... cue uiaue a nine impatient move nient to brash awav tliP timiift, wnicn nuwe.1 through her mind like gnats, but still they hovered about, scattered, but not dispersed. lie was one of the men a woman simply had io mini aoout-Droaa of shoulder aud nasperanngiy masculine, a sort of unexplored country of mannlslmess mat forever challenged. Khn ii-. . soarp, piquwt sigh, nowever much we feminine mind paid tribute h n. parenny preserved a Jove-like calm KnthlMsly she Drotlded him I "But why hasn't a Rirl just as good n I right to contemplate the Joys of bach- eiorncKxi as a man?" she demanded. "A man iimrrlcsi if he wants to. when HERB BELL German Eccentric C median The, Tired Traveler Is ever happy tp find a comfortable stopping place. Where to put up Is the prevalent question after a long Jour ey. Tsu can solve the problem hi Aatarla by going to the PARKER HOUSE Whose genial host, Mr. T. J. Broem st, fa an experienced hotel man and who on April 1 took charge of this popular hostelry and has Inaugurated new feature to the house by opening the dining room In connection with the Acta and is now able to give his pat was board and lodgings, the best in Astoria, for 31 and 11.25 per day. Sat isfaction guaranteed. Rooms at 25, 50, 75 and 31. Free tuts to and from the hotel. T. J. BROEMSER. ROBINSON AND JONES In thetr Laughable Sketch, "Malster Peter" RICHARD CHARLES, PICTURED MELODIES "Lay My Wedding Dress Away." EDISON'S PROJECTOSCOPE Showing new and motion pictures en titled Seven Ages and Llllinutlan Dance, Admission, Any Seat. 10 Cents TCWDEStFUL BOMB TXMTIEENT t' Jassil iM'm i-lsft ttsast akM srrvon kft. Hs- MM Wl i wrMlerfnl Chi- hurt, ou,boU, V to an,m ui mil- ta taia ensusltrw ThMn.ii l tfcss svf 'naa r- r.ws- w - - -- wtiic 1m 9ncctmtlly 9mm La itTl n 1Mb. ltAX thmmL. rsirnannti . mtw. Kiansyva. ma. t kswi M Um. JrllDl (WlflMiftf Writs) fcf Ik C Ga Wo Q&aat laScbe 1 US AMar rkaSM A TEA PARTY IS made more eninvnhla Ktr use of dainty china. Why not inspect our fine assortment of fancy Japanese tea cups before giving that next tea? Cups and Saucers in Dreftv deai'ims mid nf uu1 quality make a nice eocrauemen present. Step in and see our as sortment at from 23o to $1 50 each. YoU Will he .Itrrflonhl. surprised. 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CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED. Toot of Fourth Street, .... ASTORIA, OREGON. "WOULD lOtJ PROPOHK TO A MAS IF Ell he wanU and, above all, because he wants to, while a girl-well, she gets ine wea that matrimony is a refuge from the wrath to come. If she doesn't marry, she knows that her best frienrls will refer to her behind tier back 'old maid" and think of her as one of life's failures. It Isn't fair: Why hasn't die just as mu-.h of a right to her Klnsii-neiw as a man?" The (l.i rk luasa in the opposite chair seemed to be conBideriug the question. ; There was a movement, ami tho tv.inf I of light that marked his cigar shifted. "Khe has," he said, with calm convic tion, "only one expects her to have too I touch taste to exerclrfe the rlirhr" There was a pause, and then he elabo rated: "Uelng a woman, you nee, dear i gin, is just u trifle like being caught in a net. It is by no means the same thing as being a man, and all the eman cipation In tho world can't really free her. She is an entirely different be ing, and I'm rather glad she Is!" The girl was holding her breath, she scarcely knew why. Sprites, hand In hand, seemed to be dancing along her nerves and singing in tiny threadlike voices that only she could hear: "And I'm glad too! And I'm glad too!" It took her several moments to study the sudden Joy; then she pursued tho ar gument calmly: "But, no; surely you're not in earnest Surely you're not of the antiquated school that believes, for Instance, that a woman's brain Is of a different and. or course, inferior caliber to man's There was a line disdain In her tone notwithstanding the fact that her heart was neanng impatiently. The man chuckled softlv. for. truth to tell, he was that very sort of crea ture. Never had he been able to take the organ under discussion seriously. He admitted It now without reserve, with i fine, large, Indulgent masculine assurance. "Ifs a wonderful little contrivance, the feminine brain." he eonclnded. hnt certainly It la different" sgaised and kngh. "Ever hear about the little buttercup uiai swore it was a potato, and If It ""ii wouia bo there nowT In quired the man, with bluud curiosity. again uie point 0f light shifted. U had replaced the cigar in his mouth nd settled a little more luxuriously lu his chair as If lu mere sybaritic enjoy nient of his extraordinary luck In hav ing beeu born as ho was. "Your Illustrations are beside tho facta," she retorted at last, with dlgul ty. "I was not assorting that girls wish to be menl" j "Well. thtn"-his tuna lnmlt.i r , amiable desire to plese-ver hear of ' the little buttercup that Insisted that It was a daisy lu spite of npiK-arances and the testimony of Its Well, that's like the foolish little girls ' who want to be Judired bv man's iiiml. xd." , " I Two slender hands ttoie.ejM!v, but thlr with some heat: 'IIow would you like to be a woman yourself and be put tip on and-and snubbed taunted with the fact Of Vlllir llir.rli,rl. ty? Oh. not In so many words," she i went ou hurriedly, lest he iiould Inter rupt her speech. "Not thai nf ,...... but by bolug told that you . ouMirt(un. derstand, being patronised, having al lowances mado-'Oh. well. nlie'a oni . woman f Just tell how would you like Itr The man chmkiisi Ti,n . - 'wvu vi himself In the predicament stiggestiM was not without Its humorous side. The figure of speech he bad used a few min utes earlier came back to him with a new force. It wa nu.. km..,. ...i. under a net. thonnh the mmihix won liken. "Well?" shti demsnded. with n. of triumph n ber voice. I don t suppose I slmnM iik i i... I admltteil between diiiTb m.t ( doesn't prove anytbltiif. vou icnnw " h 1 went ou nastily. 'That's iH-cause I'm a man." Then, at an afterthought, "When you're once used to belnir man-er-I sliotild think you might get useil to It-grow to like IL Man'. - hukpi, you snow, aud all that!" "But what If one wearies of the rol of good tuigcl-what If one longs to be Juat oneself? For my t.art. I see why man shouldu good nngel for awhlie-he's so strong and brave and. attovo till, suiM'rlor!" Hit voice was deceptively mocking. Being utiiy ii iiKiti, aud a man In the durk at Unit, he had no way of know Ing that her eves were dim.-in mi.. cblevously and she was wondering Ifj be were horribly shocked uii.i i.J uid anow, however, was Unit the voice, with Its youthful, almost boyish treble, was the sweetest In the world to him,' that he would rather be mocked and flounted by those lips than flattered by any others. stUI he bad a point to prove, aud he tossed the dn-huihwi m. gar off luto the bushes that tiuiiked the porch, squared his shoulders aggres sively and demanded: "Would you proems to a man Ix-er-you loved him?" Ills listener gasped.. This was car rying the war Into the enemy's country with a vengeance. Propone to a man she loved! Not for rubies hnd dia-monds-not for principalities and pow ers! Oue might propone to u man one! aidn t love, but to the man-never! no, came the answer in a voice growu suddenly small and meek. "And she talks about wanting man's rights:" he groaned to somo in visiuie iron. "And she hasn't the nerve to do a little thlnir like that My, oh, my! "I'm afraid you'll have tt tv in th good angel business awhile yet - until, for instance, you can stand up and tell a man you love him. I don't see any other way." There was a pause, In which be wait cd for her to speak, but hIio wild noth ing. Then he leaned forward, and hi the gloom she could see the nliinlng of his eyes. He, too, inuat have seen some secret thing lu her face, for, with a laufh-Moft, exultant- he took her hands m hir aud pressed them fervent ly to his lips. "Vou are such funny, helpless, ridic ulously superior creatures," were her last woros upon the subject a little later, "that I suppose it will have to be yes." WKroiImnj:t::maii:m::3im:::tm!nmniti:mitmtm::mim ah iiomes Sought at Wfse's Pressed Free of Charge Whenever You Wish. $5.00 QUALITY FOR $3.50. $5.00 STYLE FOR $3.50. No. Better Hats. No Matter the Price. SOLE AGENT IN ASTORIA HERMAN WISE Astoria's "RELIABLE" Clothier. samnntnretmaitarrr. 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Guarantees to its Advertisers a Larger Circulation than any Paper Published in Astoria. Our BooKs are Open to Inspection by Our Advertisers. J A Folffer & Co EatablUhsd la l30 ' San Francisco Weinhard's Aga a In the darkness the mrsWlii smile flflabe4-B.utand back flgalrajr. r Beer.