FRIDAY, APRIL 7, IPOS. THE MORNING A STOMA N, ASTORIA OREGON I Arc You Going If to, you will do it with the J.W. MONTGOMERY Astoria, Or. Scow Bay Iron 8 Brass Works v Manufacturers of Iron, Stool, Briuw and Brotwe Ouatingn. General Foundryiiiun aud Patternmakers. Alwolutely firsUlaus work. Prices lowoat. Phone 2431 Corner Eighteenth and Franklin. ASTORIA SAVINGS BANK Capital I'hI.I lu SllW.iHW. Harplim arid Undivided Profits $.15,001 "' Transacts a funeral baultlrtB ItiuiiiiHia. Iuterett iwid on time debits. J.Q. AV1M)WI.UY. 0. 1 rtrlKKSOS, HUNK I' A 1TON. J. W. OA NEK, VresMnuL Vic President Cashier. A int. Caahlor TENTH .STREET. ASTORIA. ORE. HOTEL PORTLAND The Finest Hotel in the Northwest; , PORTLAND. OREGON. The TROY Laundry Is tlio.otily White Libor lauudry in the City. Doca the Host of Work at very reasonable I'riwH, and i.i in every way worthy of your patronage. Cor. 10th and DUANE STS. Phone 1991 FRESH AND CURED MEATS Wholesale and Retail Ships, Logging Camps and Mills supplied on short notice. LIVE STOCK BOUGHT AND SOLD u uiwnTM MAtiriT niDTCTffMCTid t rn a TV fJ llliivj I vs.i maiviiu Reliance Electrical il.w.CYUua, Mauarr Works Weinhard's Lokbc ANDREW ASP, BLACKSMITH. Having Installed a Rubber Tiring Machine of tht latent pattern I am prepared to do all kinds o( work in that Una at reasonable prloea. Telephone 291. CORNER TWELFTH AND DUANE STREETS. NEW ZEALAND FIRE INSURANCE COf AM Of New Zealand W. P. THOMAS, Mgr., San Francisco. UNLIMITED LIABILITY OF SHREIIOLDERS Has boon Underwriting on the Pacific Coiwt for twenty-five; years. tiiimitM ELMORE CO., Sole Agents Astoria, - - , Oregon. CENTRAL MEAT MARKET G. W. Morton aud John Fuhrmau, Proprietor!. CHOICEST FUESa AND SALT MEATS. - PKOMPl' DELIVKRV 54a Commercial St. Phone Main 321. To Remodel? Intention of Improving upon peaen'l condition!. ' Our part it to Imereit you in our tUlhj to improve and perfect your unitary equip ment. , ' We do but one lind of work the beat nd uie the ftmou $fotfwd Wire, every piece of which U guaranteed by the manu facturer! to be itrictly fint quality. Let'i talk it over. We have lamplc in our snow room. i - vssiaaaiibti vw. m We are thoroughly prepared for making1 eetimatea and executing ordera for all kinda of electrical installing and repairing. Supplies in atock. We ell the Celebrated SHELBY LAMP. Call up Phone 1161. 4 428 BOND STREET r Beer. iimmiHi 'BRADFORD'S CONVERSION B CECILY ALLEN Cervrieht, !. by JT. A. WhUthtad 1 "George Bradford, purchasing bro ker," read the girl, boaltatlng before Ine door. She extracted a tiny newspa per clipping from ber purse and re read It; Wmt1.-iL stenographer; male prefer red. U Kaoliangs pises. 0. B. With trepidation alia opened the door and entered a small, unprevoHseaalng office room. "Good morning," aald Bradford, rla lng and then altting down abrupt). Bualoee waa business. "Mr. Bradfordf aaked the girl, band ing blin thu dipping. "Tbia la your advertisement, I believe." "I-l bad In mind a young man," be gan Bradford, obvloualy Ul at ease. He bad never associated with women, oltber aoclally or in bualneaa. In the latter capacity be bad atrongly disap proved of the se; In the former well be waa determined to make money flrat and love afterward. "Yea, 'male preferred la elated to your advertisement," acknowledged the girl, "but I wanted a iKwiltion, my flrat one, very mu-li, arid-well, I've come to see If fate will be kind." It was Just Ilk" a girl to Introduce euch filmy, umcrtuln elementa aa fate Into bualucsa! And yet Itrudford waa not ao prejudiced aa be bud been ten mluutea before, lie fancied the dingy office waa brighter already. Then there waa another conaldera lion women de manded smaller reuiuueratlon fortheli work, aud tbla waa attll a matter of moment with Bradford. "This eryou say la your flrat poal UonT" ventured Bradford, admitting uncoD iouiiiy that tha place waa bcra already. The girl taw thin, but was too tact ful to give evidence of the fact "Yea," ab aald. "1 have Juat flnlahed my courae lu ateuography." Bradford liked bcr aoft, well modu lated voice. It would aound well to bla customer over the pbone. A man'a voice would not mnind half ao well. "Office work In confining." be aug geated by way of (lis -ouraglug her. "Yea; but wbeu n woman baa to moke her way In A be world abe pute on a am lie aud face Uio worst," abe replied, wltb juxt a atwplclon of an accent on the laat word and wltb an undeniably rotfulnU twinkle In ber eyes She could not unite cant aalde the man ner that bad been ber charm In the old life. Family fortunea may take wluga and fly, but lunate coquetry la not to be attfled by mere financial de pression. Bradford could not deny that her amlle had Individuality. He wonder ed why the women be bad been forced to meet bad never amlled In juat that way. He never knew why, but he auddculy wlabed the office were clean er. lie would certainly apeak to the woman who scrubbed and dusted In the building. "And about about aalaryT be aak ed awkwardly. It waa all rot thla women In bualneee Idea. They had no right there. He would have a man. He felt like a cad talking to a womau about salary. What did abe know of of bualneafe? "I believe It la the employer! pre rogative to name the aalary," aald the girl almply. Bradford, after searching hopelessly in bla mind for a combination of worda aud flgurea lu which to adjuat the financial eud of the transaction, named the amouut which he had had in mind when inserting the "ad." "That will do very nicely," aald the girl, rising. After all, thla bualneaa life waa not ao hard; men were not ao heartless. "And your name?" aaked Bradford. "Henderson Marjorie Henderson" she aald, amlllng. "And when will you come?" Brad ford surprised himself at the way In which be let her anlt her own con venience. "That, too, In your prerogative," she replied, au odd little expression of def erence in her eyea. "Tomorrow? la that too eoonT" He had not exjweted to have his atenog rapber until the. following week, but, after all, no doubt the aooner he bad one the aooner hia bualneaa lettera would commence to bring good re aulta. "Very well, tomorrow. And at what hourr Thla mam had not told ber anything of hia demanda upon bla em ployee!. She had fancied heraelf de parting with a Hat of rules a page long, to all of which ahe must adhere rigidly. "Oh, about 9:30," be aald. He bad decided when he had Inserted the ad vertisement that be would get to bual neaa earlier and have hia stenographer there with him. But oh, well, women should not have to get down too soon. It waa bard on them. "I will be here at that hour, Mr. Bradford, thank you." And ahe closed the door. Alone, Bradford lit a cigar and lean ed back In hia desk chair. What had be done! He had engaged a woman, a glrL aa a stenographer! She would al waya be In the office. He could not awenr; ho wondered if he should amoke. Neither could be take off bis coat and put bla feet on bla desk when he wanted to think things out and bring an unruly customer to time. But the next morning found him ea gerly waiting for 0:30. He could not tell why, but the appearance of a trim UtUft. Ullfit clad, fJlure In the doorway madeXTm gladT """ " "I 1 may put my hat on your deskT abe aaked, laying a neat felt bat on the top of bla desk. Rbe bad only a flat table. "Ob-on, no," be aald. "Let tne-I lay, we will have to have a book over there above the washbowl Yea, put it there." What a nuisance women were, be tried to convince blmeelf. A wom an's bat on a man'a desk! Aa atmosphere of etraageneea, of em barrassment and awkwardness filled the tiny oCce all day, and yet Brad ford did not look at the dirty, dingy elevated road for light aa be bad been accustomed. It wss brighter In the of fice. He dictated fall letter! and waa pleased to note their faultless pages, their neat arrangement, their work manlike appearance. Perbape, after alL a woman could learn to be business like. "I will bring a little mirror and a towel and some soap In the morning, Mr. Bradford, if you don't mind," abe aald as ahe left. "Good night." ... ... v. .ma , i ..I - , FT I j a mirror: Krauroru signru. iuiw waa only the beginning. Hut be waa ai waya glad when 0:30 arrived and sorry when closing time came. Business seemed to Increase; be sent out so many Mters. Miss Henderson waa quick, and often ahe auggeated little Ideaa for featuring goods be waa ad vertising and quoting. When abe linked if ahe might have a box of flower In the narrow window Bradford put his hands In his pocket and strode up and down the room. Bn she bad ber way, and soon a box of blooming nnnturtlunis gave the dlnprj room a cheerful expect Every morn ing before be was ready to give ber bis lettera abe watered them with a ridiculous little red watering pot. Oftentliuea after Miss Henderson bad left in the evening Bradford stood over the ttny flower bed and aoilloqulzed. How different the office seemed! How bright and clean bla desk always look ed! How intii b the mirror added, and the clean towel, and and theae flowers' They grew and bloomed happily under ber enro. VYIint would not) "Mlsa llcudeinou," began Bradford one afternoon wbeu abe waa leaving early, "I aiu glad I added the word 'preferred' to tuy advertlaement for a atenograpber three months ago." The girl looked tfurprUed, but she was not. "Yesr "If I had simply said "male' you would never have ventured to apply." He twisted bla penwiper one ahe bad made blra-into an unsightly string. "Yea?" "I I have never approved of women In buslneHa." She put ber hatpins in carefully, alow ly. "Nor ahe Intimated by an eleva tion of ber brows. "Nor-nor anywhere," he confessed. "Tve always argued to the contrary." "But argument doea not prevail In anything which mattera seriously," ad mitted fle girl. t "And this mattera aerloualy, Marjo rie," he aald. moving toward her. "It mattera awfully. I bave to have one to bualneaa and and everywhere. Will you let me have ber? I know It isn't buslnetjsllke, but I love you." Marjorie Henderson looked at him eguarely In the eyes. "And I prefer a partnership to a salaried position. You come to the house tonight, and we'll talk it over with mother. It need not be all business then." Bradford baa a little "want" adver tisement framed above the desk to hia private office today, right over her pho tograph, for the business has grown, and there are many clerks but all "male preferred." He H'eat o III. Statlo. The story is told by a former west ern hotel clerk of the trials of a French bead waiter with an untrained Nebraska youth assigned to him for service in the dining room. The youth had been reared on a ranch, but his father and the proprietor of the house were lifelong frieuds,v and, aa a favor to the father, the boniface had prom ised to give the boy a chance. He ap peared In abbreviated jeans, and when presented to the full dressed Parisian who presided In the dining room the latter looked him over and, with ob vious misgivings, said, "I think be la a little difficult" Nevertheless the re cruit waa put into the garb of the guild and his soue of activity defined. He was also impressed with the neces alty of prompt and unquestioning obe dience to orders. The dinner hour ar rived, and the direction was given, "Go to your station." Not bla to reason why, but blindly to obey, the yokel waiter disappeared. The hour waa 1 o'clock, and two and a half hours later be made bis reappearance and then ex plained that he had understood the order, "Go to the statloa" He bad been watching the trains go bf and wondered what useful service he waa rendering. His connection with the waiter corps waa terminated, and be became an assistant baggage wrestler to the porter! room. Cheated Death. ' i Kidney trouble often ends fatally, but by choosing the right medicine, R H. Wolfe, of Bear Grove, Iowa, cheated death. He aaya: "Two yeara ago I had Kidney Trouble, which caused me great pain, suffering and anxiety, but I took Electrlo Bitters, which effected a complete cure. I have also found them of great benefit In general de bility and nerve trouble, and keep them constantly on hand, since, aa a find they have no equal." Chaa, Rogers, druggist, guarantees them at EOe. See the window display In the Owl Drug Store of the celebrated Eastman kodaks and supplies; New stock Just received. CLASSIFIED RATESt First Insertion, One Cent a Word. One Week, Each Line, 30c. , Two Weeks, Each Line, 45c. One Month, Each Line, 75c. Astorian Free Want Ads. Anyone Desiring a Situation can Insert an Advertisement in thie Column of Three Lines Two Times Free of Charge. MISCELLANEOUS. CALL FOB WARRANTS. NOTICE is hereby riven to all partlea hold ing Clatsop County warrants, lndoraej prior to June 1, 1904, to present the same to the county treasurer at hi! office, 690-S92 Commercial St, for pay ment. Interest ceases after this data CHAS. A. HETLBOBN, County Treasurer. Dated. Astoria, Oregon, this J7th day of March, 1905. OLD PAPERS FOR SALES AT THIS Office; 25c per hundred. ROOMS WANTED. HOUSE OF I OR t ROOMS WANT eJ In good neighborhood. Conveni ent to center of town; rent reasonable; permanent Address Emil Held, cars The Astorian. ' 8UTUATION8 WANTED. WANTED MAN AND WIFE AS .cooks in logging camp or saw mill In quire Bam Harris, Ninth and Bond. FOR 8ALE MISCELLANEOUS. NCUBATOR FOR SALE 400 EGGS capacity; ahw three 100 capacity brooders; first-class condition. Ad dress A. Astorian Office, FOR SALE STEAM TUG IN FIRST -claaa condition; terms reasonable; suitable for seining purposes. For particulars apply at this office. SCOW FOR SALE AT M'GREGOR'S mllf, 22x64; would make a good Bah scow. Inquire of Dan Gambel at milt Sherman Transfer Co. 'HENRY SHERMAN, Manager Hacks, Carriages Baggag Checked and Transferred Tracks and Furniture Wagons- fianos Moved, Boxed and Shipped. 433 Commercial Street The MORNING ASTORIAN 60 CTS. PER MONTH Astoria's Best Newspaper Guarantees to its Advertisers a Larger Circulation than any Paper Published in Astoria. Our BooKs are Open to Inspection by Our Advertisers. ADVERTISING. FOR SALE REAL ESTATE. 1(0 ACRES OF FIRST CLASS TIM ber land for sale, in Pacific county, near Columbia river. Address Box C9 Astoria, Ore. , FOR SALE LOT L BLOCK 14. Adair's Astoria; for particulars writ to 3. P. Miller, Onleda, Wash. WANTED ENERGETIC, TRUST worthy man or woman to work In Oregon, representing large manufac turing company; salary 140 to $$0 per month; paid weekly; expenses ad vanced. Address with stamp, J. EL Moore, Astoria, Ore. HELP WANTED. WANTED COMPETENT WOMAN cook. Apply at 598 Commercial; up stairs. WANTED GIRL TO LO GENERAL housework. Apply at 247 Bond St LADIES CAN FIND STEADY AND proStatla employment; yearly ess tract; small capital required. Call at Occident Hotel bet S and 10 a. m. and 6 to p. m. this week. G. 8. Halley. WANTED MEN TO LEARN BAR ber trade; I weeks completes; posi tions guaranteed; tuition earned ,dll learning. Write for terms. Molera Barber College, (44 Clay St, San Fran cisco. LOST AND FOUND. IMMIGRATION CERTIFICATE NO 64446, in name of Chong Hon Tin, No. S346; anyone returning to Hop HIng Lung Co. will receive $S reward. Phone Mai&1121