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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (April 6, 1905)
THURSDAY, APRIL 6, 1905, THE MORNING ASTORIA N, ASTORIA OREGON Arc You Going To Remodel? DOCTORS IN ENGLAND i If io( you wilt do It with the Intention of improving upon present coadiuoni. Our part ii to imerctt you hi our ability S iJfl) W Vmt ,n "" yur "t7 equip- We do but one kind of work the beat nd uie the famoui "taftbwT Were, every piece of which it guaranteed by the manu facturer, to be itrktly fim quality, Let'i talk It over. We bve lamplci la our how room. J. A. MONTGOMERYAstoria, Or. tHB SCHEMES THEY USt TO GET IN THE EYE OF THE PUBLIC. Scow Bay Iron 8 Brass Works Manufacturers ofl Iron, Steel, Brass and Bronze Castings. I Goneral Foundrymcti and Patternmakers. Alwolutely firsteluss work. Price IowohL Phone 2451. kvw Eidla kr Wklek Laars- five Prartlr Are Araalraa mm f Whloh Thvr lod lb Hale ml the Prafeealoa A aslant Aaertlalaf . young doctor beginning to practice la terribly, handicapped by the rule under which any medical man who ad vertises la exiM-llwl from the profee- alon, aura the U-nd Mercury, lie may bo an extremely gifted pbyalclan or aurgon, and yet If be baa not cap ital to buy a practice or Intercut with the governor of aome hospitals be doee not aiiececU in earning enough during Uie flrat few year to keep body and aoul together. Of course the reault la that all aorta of dodgea are adopted to evade and de feat Uie rule agalnat adverting. It la well known In the profcaalou tbat reputation and a large clientele depend more on the aueceH with which thla la aecompllabed than on real scientific ability, A celebrated London Burgeon once' admitted to the writer tbat be rose to the top of tlie tree by getting Into bla carriage several tlmea a month end drlYlug at a terrific pace through a half down streets. Sometimes be va ried thla by forgetting to take a necea- aury Inatrument when vlaltlng a patient Corner Eighteenth and Franklin. " ww it ASTORIA SAVINGS BANK Capital I'ald In 1100,000. tiurplu ami Undivided J'roBtn flft.OtX Transacts a general banking huaiucaa. Iuteret paid on tiiue depueita. J.Q. A. JIOWU1Y.-l'ratMeut O. I. I'KTKKSON, r HANK l'A TTON. J. W. OA NEK. Vice I'reai.li-il Cwlijar. Asst. Cashier JfiS TENTH (STREET. ASTORIA. ORE. HOTEL PORTLAND .The Finest Hotel in Uie Northwest; PORTLAND OREGON. The TROY Laundry I" the only White Labor laundry in the City. Does the Beet of Work at very reasonable Prices, and w in every way wortliy of your patronage. Cor. 10th and DUANE STS. Phono 1991 mnKmamnnmnnnTTmTrmTi 1 1 1 1 1 V i ntt loipnuMed by the procedure, believing that Hiiigeuu I). niUHt lf ait excellent aurgeou, alnce t wax an often called to UCHlMTHte t il HI'S. Another London .i;ciiluplua owce an lucume of X 10,000 a year to on Ingen loua stratagem, ou which bo rlaked the laat couple of hundred pound he had In the world. Having a very Intelligent aJater who waa desirous of helping him, he explained to her the difficulty of making a practice by almply putting a braae plate on the door and banging out a red lamp and Induced ber to be bla accomplice in what was not far re moved frets s fraud on the public. Her part In the plot waa to take a drug which paralyzed ber limbs and gave her the appearance of being In the laat atagea of fatal Illness. Then ahe waa taken In an ambulance to apartmenta In a faahlomilile went end atreet. In or der, ao to Neak, a a forlorn hope, to place fceraeir uuder Uie cure of Dr. X. Ir. X., lu-r brother, had meanwhile taken ruouia in a neighboring atreet, put up bla In ii an plate and hired a car riage with tx spanking pair of horses. Three tlmea every day he apent an hour with Uie Invalid, while the car riage drove up and down the atreet taclo nowand then wftneseFlritbe court of three or four medical men swearing that a certain wound could easily be aelf Inflicted or that death waa undoubtedly due to araenlc, while three or four more pledge themselves tbat tiie wound could not by any poe albllity be aelf Inflicted and that ar enlc had nothing whatever to do with the death, Great la the echemlng to get encaged In one of tboae Mala, for tne publicity la worth a diamond mine. Still another plan la to get up a noe- plUI for the cure of aome special die. ease, For thla purpote several doctor, often club together and with funda of their own, plus what they can get from the charitable public, open a hoapltal for akin diseases or deformities or ail ments of any and every organ. Their names are not only advertised In the press, by circulars and at all klnda of dinners and annua meetings, but often they are put up on a Jorge board out alde the hoapltal, and they who would otherwise remain obscure become fa moua and get patients from the four corners of the kingdom. One of the most famous ways of ad vertising la the Issuing of bulletins about the health of some man of note. Even If he have only a sty In bis eye ms puonc ta kept acquainted with Its progress. In that case the doctor al ready baa nearly all the reputation and patients he cares for, but leaner lights orten have their namat usaoclated with the crack physician, and every bulle tin is wortu a hundred guineas to them A doctor would give a deal to have It announced lu the papera that he has returned from a well earned holiday In Norway or the Mediterranean, and many a medical man owes bis com fortablo Income to the friendly editor wno Bays aomethlng about him In the column of personal news Most of these methoda are open only w uie city practitioner. The men wbe aettle In small towns have to adopt dif ferent means. Generally they make use of all therr arts to make friends with th ladies. They try to be very ciiarmlug at garden parties and ba wrs, attend church regularly and sotue- Uroea nave a note brought to them In the middle of service and hurry away. They endeavor to make themselves popular In the local cluba. or get re markable by the possession of a aplr Ited horae, or bleach their hair to look wise, or give a public lecture. 8ome tlnies they win attention through the efforts of a tactful wife. Another very good plan, open to the provincial as well as the city doctor, la to send teHtlnionlala to aome wine or mineral water importer or to a manu facturer of aanltary clothing and occa aionally to a quack medicine vender. In thla way they get their names con stantly In the local papers without In- CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING. RATES t First Insertion, One Cent a Word. One Week, Each Line, 30c. Two Weeks, Each Line, 45c. "; One Month, Each Line, 75 c. Astorian Free Want Ads. Anyone Desiring a Situation can Insert an Advertisement in this Colunm of Three Lines Two Times Fres of Charge. FOR SALE REAL ESTATE. MISCELLANEOUS. 160 ACRES OF FIRST CLASS TIM ber land for sale, In Pacific county,! near Columbia river. Address Box 690 Astoria, Ore. FRESH AND CURED MEATS Wholesale and Retail ) Ships, LotfgiiiK Camps and MilU supplied on short notice. LIVE STOCK BOUGHT; AND SOLD WASmNQTON MAkKET . rHBKTTNSnw rn - , . , weeesaw m SWA W WAV J fcJ Ut cleverly managed to have It report- ,i ., ,, . , , i tw hi. ,,it w.n friuf"K ,he nile against advertising. .. . 1 1 ' y- . .... :,. 1 -he won of It all, from the public , "";- point of view. Is that It la not the beat r;''tlltef0 t!t IW or Burgeon who gets the " "Y. , ruwul, great.t reputation, but the best man began to pour Into bis waiting room. ' lml Mt. " ....1 u..- ru. Mni-mi mnuwiui nil thg. .i,i.,..1 !...... 11 im . - , . , , , , . ' toiwiinmuic uvunn vi tuvuiulia in w wiutr a fUlllir UM-UIVSI UWI Of B FOR SALE LOT U BLOCK 14. Adair's Astoria; for partlculara writ, to J. P. Miller, Onieda, Wash. WANTED ENERGETIC, TRUST worthy man or woman to work In Oregon, representing large manufac turing company; salary $49 to $90 per month; paid weekly; expenses ad vanced. Address with stamp, J. H. Moore, Aatorla, Ore. CALL FOR WARRANTS -NOTICE Is hereby given to all parties hold ing Clatsop Count warrants, Indorsed prior to June 1, 1904, to present the same to the county treasurer at his office, E90-E92 Commercial St, for pay ment. Interest ceases afUr this date. CHAS. A. HEILBORN. County Treasurer. Dated. Astoria. Oregon, this 27th day of March, 1905. M : OLD PAPERS FOR SALE) AT THIS I Office; lie per hundred. HELP WANTED. ROOMS WANTED. HOUSE OF OR 8 ROOMS WANT- eJ In good neighborhood. Conveni ent to center of town; rent reasonable; permanent. Addreas Emll Held, cars The Astorian. ' WANTED COMPETENT WOMAN cook. Apply at S9S Commercial; up stairs. i WANTED GIRL TO DO GENERAL housework. Apply at 247 Bond St 8UTUATION8 WANTED. WANTED MAN AND WTFE AS .cooks in logging camp or saw mili In quire Sam Harris. Ninth and Bond. FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS. NCUBATOR FOR SALE 400 EGOS capacity; also three 100 capacity brooders; first -class condition. Ad dress A. Astorian Offloa. FOR SALE STEAM TUG IN FIRST- class condition; terms reasonable; suitable for seining purposes. For particulars apply at this offloe. Reliance Electrical Works H.W.CYkUl, Manacor We are thoroughly prepared for making estimates and eiecutlng orders for all kinds of electrical Installing and repairing. Hupplles in atock. We sell the Celebrated SHELBY LAMP. Call npriionellSl. 428 BOND STREET Weinhard's r Beer. ANDREW ASP, BLACKSMITH. Having Inatalletl a Hubbcr Tiring Maohine of the Intwit pattern I am prepared to do all kinda of work in that line at ruaaonahlc price. Tclophouo 20L CORNER TWELFTH AND DUANE STREETS. semlmedlcul mngaxlne article or even a letter to the dally press. One medical man found that a religious poem which he sent without any ulterior motives to a widely circulated church magazine proved better than a Klondike gold I mine. It ta also known that the best paying patients are not the really sick, but those who Imugtne they are. These foollitb people devour dictiona ries of medicine and medical Journals, and no one knows this better than the pushing doctor. Ip fact, the medical Journals are more extenalvely read by the latty than by the medical fraterni ty, and the doctor who can get a clever article publlahed In one of them la aura to draw patients. letters to the news papers on vccaslona auch as an epi demic, the. vivisection agitation and Uie like are equally effective. And no doubt they would be more numerous but for the curious fact that the study of medicine seems to dentroy the power of writing" well. But probably the best advertisement a doctor can have 1 to Ik employed iu some cause eelebre. Thla la partly the explanation ot the extraordinary. siec- doctora who have cleverly advertised themselves the moat skillful physicians and surgeons of nil grow rusty and all but etarve In back streets. Twa Meala Day. with many persons the custom of two principal meals, with a slight lunch between, finds considerable favor, and It has one or two reasons or solid ad vantages which are worth mentioning it gives time for complete digestion before the stomach la again called on to take care of a supply of food, and It removes the chief meal from the time when the nerve force la wanted for the brain to an hour when It can assist the stomach. Persona who are the victims of chronic complaints and whose digestion Is alow and feeble are often greatly benefited by taking but two meala a day if they are careful to eat as inucb In the two as would ordinarily be com prised In Hire'. The. neuralgic in p.ir ticuliir will do' well to adopt tbb course, but the first meal should U somewhat late and the second reasoa ably early. SCOW FOR SALE AT M'GREGOR'S mill. 22x64; would maice a good hsb acow. Inquire of Dan Gambel at mill LADIES CAN FIND STEADY AND profitable employment; yearly con tract; small capital required. Can at Occident Hotel bet 8 and 10 a. m. and 5 to 9 p. m. this week. G. & Halley. WANTED MEN TO LEARN BAR ber trade; t weeks computes; posi tions guaranteed; tuition earned vail learning. Write for terms. Moles Barber College. 644 Clay St. San Fran- claco. . WANTED LADY OR GENTLEMAN of fair education to travel for firm of $250,000 capital; salary $1,071 a year and expenses; paid weekly. Ad dress with stamp, X A. Alexander, As toria, Oregon. LOST AND FOUND. IMMIGRATION CERTIFICATE NO 54446, in name of Chong Hon Tin, No. 8346; anyone returning to Hop Hlng Lung Co. will receive $5 reward. Sherman Transfer Co. :HENBT SHERMAN, Manager Hacks, Carriages Baggage Checked and Transferred Trucks and Furniture Wagons- Pianos Moved, Boxed and Shipped. 433 Commercial Street Phone Main 121 Subscribe for the Astorian Mwm OI New Zealand W. P. THOMAS, Mgr., San Francisco. UNLIMITED LIABILITY OF SilREHOLDERS Has Imiou Underwriting on the Pacific Coast for twenty-five years. wiiiiiiHiiiiiiunnnnHiHiiraiiHii ELMORE $ CO., Sole Agents Astoria, - Oregon. CENTRAL MEAT MARKET (i. W. Morton and John Fuhrman, Proprietors. choicest nmi and salt. meat. - ritoMrr delivery 54a Commercial St. Phone Main 321. j lii 2 31 JUL (D jl A So many people who have apparently recovered from an attack of La Grippe are stricken with Pneumonia, This is due to the fact that the Bronchial Tubes and Luags are left weakened and unable to resist disease. P-WfcatWalHk KM Is If tti' f& vug js iiA-aau j not only cures La Grippe Coughs, aad prevents Pneumonia, but strengthens the Lungs so they will not be susceptible to the development of serious lung troubles. Do not take chances with some unknown preparation that may contain tome harmful drug when FOLEY'S HONEY AND TAR costs you no more and is safe and sure. Contains no opiates. I had a bad ease of La Grippe about ten years ago which left mf Lnnga G. VACHER, 157 Osgood St. Chlcato. aavs- "Mr tifa hd i wv severe case of La Grippe, and It left her with a verv bad couch. She triaJ vm.. 0 iiunii ahu i ar. wijh.ii cures ma comDieieiv ana mv lubsb . v.-i. iin,F,s-um,n . -.: J. H. BROWNING, D.D.S., Orrica, Mo. " " rwt " unmeaiaiD reuel.'T no longer (rouble me. Three 11108-250, 50c, $1.00. The 50-cent else conttlna two and one half tlmea aa much aa the amafl tk and the $1.00 bottle almost six timaa aa much. RafutS Subtltut6. SC1D US EECS-EF.SD ET CHARLES ROGERS, Druggist.