THURSDAY, MARCH 2, 1005.
THE MORNING ASTORIA N. ASTORIA, OREGON.
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Astoria, Oregon.
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COME AND SEEjUS
CRIMINAL8 ARE FATALISTS.
Bo Mtl Mow Oftta tap! a red, TaT
llk la On Spaelaltr.
"Criminal teem to be the atrongeat
kind pf fatalliU, remarked a Judge
wuo la widely known an an authority
on criminology. ,
"I Lave noticed that when a criminal
la arrested after (winning one aentence
tue aecond cnarcela Kenorallr tha aame
aa tbe one wulch flrat got Lira into
trouble. It aeema Ike a atranite kind
of fatality. I're known lnatancea
where one criminal baa JWen arreated
and punished ova or six times on
marges exactly tbe same.
YMiat makes blm do It? I'm not
sure I can explain It satisfactorily, bat
I know It to be the cam. It bas oc
curred to me, and possibly tbls Is tbe
simplest explanation, that tbe reason
ror a criminal adierina: strictly to one
Hue of work Is tbe same as the fas
cination which holds a gambler to a
table although luck Is against blm.
kacu failure or each loss shows tha
victim a point which be has hitherto
been Ignorant of, and It Is easy to con
vince himself that the next time he
will escape that mistake.
"And so It goes-ver tho next time.
just one more chance, and than anoth
er, ever conSdeut that the luck must
change and that each torn. of the wheel
leaves him Just that much better eouro
ped and that much more likely to win
finally. , Then there Is the dasneratlon.
wo unconscious and gritty determina
tion to make a success of it f
"If bo fails and Is arrested, convicted
and puutabwl the process of the law
simply gueo to show him wherein Ids
first Job was bunglinir and noorlv car
ried out Tbe Hint feeling of resigna
tion that follows tbe bitterness of pun
ishment Is when be tells himself that
next time he will not renent tbe error
which led to his detection on tbe pres
ent Oceanian. No sooner Is be out of
the penitentiary than be essays again
to try bis luck, this time carefully
avoiding tho m stake which flrat
brought him to grief.
"It la a well known fact that no
criminal, no matter how expert or bow
daring, can cover up all his tracks.
The very bet crook will leave at least
one loophole, will commit at least one
error, which ' eventually fnsfp the
guilt upon him. The poorer criminals
loate clews according to their skill or
experience. 8o our Imaginary crook,
the second time he plans a lob. whlla
bo carefully avoids a repetition of bis
first error, Is almost sure to make some
other one, nud so ou, each succeeding
crime and detection polntina out to1
blm tho lines of his weakness, so that
be Is Irresistibly led onward to hta destruction."--Detroit
Tribune. , ., '
Ib-aiarT IkuTrorBIIelle. CT lete
years a great many persons have visit
ed tbe former residence . of tbe late
Victor lluifo to see a tooth i.t that
celebrity which Is kept in a small gloss
case, with this inscription; "Tooth
drawn from the Jaw of Victor Hugo
by the dentlut on Wednesday, Aug. 11,
lad, at viauuen, in the garden attach
ed to the house of Mine. Koch, -at 8
ocioes. in the afternoon."
In the year 1810 s tooth of tha f
moos Blr Isaac Newton was sold at auc
tion by a relic mouirer of London and
was purchased by an English noble
man ror a sura equal to $3,050. The
buyer bad a costly diamond removed
from a favorite ring and the tooth set
in its piaisj. The wig that 8terne wore
while writing "Tristram Bhandv" was
sold at public auction soon after the
great writer's death for the sum f
110,000, and the favorite chair of Alex
ander Tope brought 15.000 at a sale in
1822.
Tha Fool Lb a. of Sharp.
One sultry summer's dnv in Antr.
Jla a man rode out to visit the "back
blocks" on bis station In N. 8. W. Nv
tlcing a cloud of dust on the horizon
rising straight up as the smoke of a!
good man's Are, he rode over to ascer
tain tbe cause. When he arrived be
found a flock of his sheep racing round
and round a water hole. They were In
a fearful state of exhaustion, their
tongues lolling out and they nearly
dropping with fatigue. Apparently the
leader of the flock had approached the
hole at a snot where It was too kkhv
to get to the water and commenced to
walk round. Ik-fore lie found a safe
place he had Joined the tail of the
flock. They all. belm? anxious to not a
drink, gradu.Wly quickened their pace
anui tney were raclmr round ni hard
as they conld K. Had le not arrived
la time they would have died of thirst
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FOB RENTROOMS.
FOR RENT-FOUR NICE SUNNY
rooms. Inquire at Star theater. . ,
FOR RENT TWO FURNISHED
rooms for housekeeping. - 257 Fif
teenth street, corner Exrhjtng?.
MASSAGE.
FINNISH MASSAGE AND Stent
gymnastic cures rheumatism, nerv
ousness, headache and stomach trou. .
ble. Given in most approved methods
by Ida and Onne Jurvo. . 159 Flavel
St, Unlontown.
JUNK DEALERS.
HIGHEST PRICES
kinds of old Junk.
173 Tenth St.
PAID FOR ALL
Bought and sold.
FOR 8ALE MISCELLANEOUS.
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Telephone 221.
Draying and Expressin
All goods shlpiwd toourcare will receive apodal attention.
709-715 Commercial Street.
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Landtag- Ilia Ilaaa.
Tbe ocoaHlon on which Irofessor
Faraway was Invited to speak. In pub
lic were Umes of great anxiety to bis
wife. If sue succeeded In starting him
for the platform properl clothed and
with bis U'itos in bis band. Dart of her
cares vanished, but not ail of them.
One evening her husband was one of
seven distinguished professional men
who were to speak before a scientific
society consisting of men from all parts
of the country.
Ills speech was clear that night, free
rrora the nhHentmlmled murmurs which
sometimes intprspcrsed bis discourse,
and as he seated himself Mrs. Faraway
felt that he had fully earned the burst
of applause, and then ber cheeks crim
soned.
"Did yoa see anything amusing about
the close of my address, niv dear?"
asked tbe professor as they started for
nome. "it seemed as if I beard sounds
suggestive of merriment about me."
"I don t wonder." said Mrs. Farawav.
wbo up to that time had maintained
the silence of despair, "for of all the
people who applauded vour address
you, with your bead In the air and your
chair tilted sldewlse, clapped the loud
est and longest!"
Tba Appreciation of Men of Gealas.
Until a comparatively recent neriod-
say the last century-few men of great
genius were Justly appreciated by their
contemporaries. The bouse of fame
received them not during their lives
and the winds of human adulation
blew only over their graves. In then
own day they were sought for such
personal qualities as were agreeable,
apart from their works, and there was,
happily for their peace of mind, little
public concern as to their domestic in
teriors or as to their manners, grave or
gay. Tbls Immunity was no slight com
pensation for the world s apathy or Its
stinted praise.
We have chnnsed all that The emi
nent authors of our time will have no
future glory creater than we have alv-
en them. The response of tbe contem
porary audience Is quick and full, and a
beautiful sentiment of affection Is de
veloped toward the author, who grate
fully rejoices in both the laurels and
the love. This mutual feeling shows It
self more, at least more extensively, in
America than anywhere else. Henry
M. Alden In Harner s MagKise.
INCUBATOR FOR SALE 400 EGGS
capacity: also three 100 canscltv
brooders; first-class condition. Ad
dress A, Astorian Office.
HORSE, BUGGY AND HARNESS
for sale. Address M. Astorian.
L08T.
LOST A PAIR OF GOLD FILLED
glasses. Finder will please leave at
Astorian office.
MISCELLANEOUS.
OFFICE CONSTRUCTING y QUAR
termaster, Astoria, Ore.i, February
15, 1905: Sealed proposals, In trlnll-
cate, will be receive J at this office un
til 10 o'clock a. m. March 7, 1905, and
then opened, for grading and con
struction of plank roadways and side
walks about new public buildings at
Fort Columbia, Wash. United States
reserves the right to. reject any or all
proposals. Plans can be seen and
specifications obtained at this office.
Information furnished on application.
Envelopes should be marked "Propos
als for grading, etc." and addressed
Captain Goodale, Quartermaster, As
toria, Ore.
THE LOUVR8
A First Class Concert Hall - , - Finesttfesort In The City
ADMISSION FREE :
ATTRACTIVE PROGRAM . CHANGE WEEKLY'
Seventh and Astor Streets ' CHARLES W1RKKALA, Prop.
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CIGARS, PIPES,
TOBACCO. ETC.
literal-? Hellcn.
A well known Englishman constantly
wear. In a small locket attached to a
chain, around bis neck a portion of
Important Notice.
We have made another progressive
step. We now carry at our branch
store in the Flavel brick building on
Bond street a complete line of oil
clothing and rubber boots. Fisher
Eros. Company.
Fraud Exposed.
A few counterefiters have lately been
making and trying to sell Imitations of
Dr. King's New Discovery for Con
sumption, Coughs and Colds and other
medicines, thereby defrauding the pub
lic. This is to warn you to beware of
such people, who seek to profit,
through stealing the reputation of rem
edies which have been successfully
luring diseases for over S5 years. A
sure protection to you is our name
on the wrapper. Look for it on all
Dr, King's, or Bucklen's remedies, as
all others are mere imitations. H. E.
BUCKLEN & CO., Chicago, 111., and
Windsor, Canada.
The Old Way
of doing the family washing is not only laborious and unhealthy.
M.,iv6wmvi uuiuccp.ngw.wine.aeii or modern living. .
Laundry Trays
makeitpossible todo the"wasb
ing" with the least labor and best
results to both mistress and ser-.
vants. Isthereanyreasonfornot
having a modern "huhtasT ,
Laundry in your home ? If you
think thecosthigh.consultusand
you will be agreeably surprised.
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J. A. MONTGOMERY. Astoria, Or.
Scow Bay Iron 8 Brass Works
Manafactorers of
Iron, Steel, Brass and Bronze Castings.
General Foundrymen and Patternmakers.
Absolutely firstclass work. Prices lowest
1 Phcne 2451 . Corner Eighteenth and Franklin.
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Staple and Fancy Groceries
FLOUR, FEED, PROVISIONS, TOBACCO ANDJOIGARS.
Supplies of all kinds at lowest prioei fo? Fishermen, Farmers and; Loggers
Branch Unlontown, Phones, 711, Uniontown,J7l3
A, V. ALLEN,
Tenth and Commercial Streets. J ASTORIA, OREGON.
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off FOLEY'S GJirJEY .AM TOE
On account of the greatmerit and popularity of FOLEY'S HONEY AND TAR
for Coughs, Colds, and Lung Trouble, several manufacturers are advertising
imitations with, similar sounding names with the view of profiting by the favorably
known reputation of FOLEY'S HONEY AND TAR.
DO HOT BE IMPOSED UPON
We originated Honey and Tar as a Throat and Lung Remedy and unless you get
FOLEY'S HONEY AND TAR you do not get the original and genuine.
Remember the name and insist upon having Foley's Honey and Tar. Do not risk
your life or health by taking imitations, which cost you the same as the genuine.
Foley's Honey and Tar is put up in three sizes 25c, 50c and 1.00.
Prepared only by FOLEY I CO., 92-94-06 Ohio Street, Chieago, Illinois.
v-;t '; SOLD ISO REOOiUEMiED BY IZ!r
CHARLES ROGERS, Druggist