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Branch Unlontown, Phones, 711, Uniontown,J7l3 A.V.ALLEN, Tenth and Commercial Streets. for 1906. Oregon. of Samples a a n . m 0 mm k ; a v ru jl ii. ; . 5 i T' lUIELEVENTII ST. n PRODUCT Brewing: Co. JASTORIA, OREGON. HUGE 8TATUE OF BUDDHA. Ximntlb Rrllnlf Timtrm mt ' Ha ag a a, Burma. ' To the fastens traveler the statue of Buddha In familiar sight : From Colombo, Is Ceylon, to Kobe, In Japan, be 1 everywhere greete4 by th tame calm, Impassive and mysterioua fact of the eastern preceptor of perfection. But In no city In tbe orient do tbs form and fact of Buddba constitute lo frequent or so essential a part of tbe city decoration as In Bangun, Bar ma, starting place of Mr. Kipling's famous "icoad to Hands lay," tht stronghold pf . Buddhist. Notable even among the countless statue of Uangun la the mammoth Buddha, rep resenting the strange teacher , not standing or sitting crotalegged, as In the majority of statues, but reclining on a huge raked couch, bis mighty form stretched out for 200 feet, while bis shoulders "rival the width of that wonder of the ancient world, the Colo tus of .Rhodes, their titanic breadth reaching fifty feet - - But one among tbe wonders of Baa gun, this mighty figure rest near tho famous Bboay Dagon, the center of the Burmese Buddhist world, crowned by the golden pagoda, which lines 800 ft above it, its walls covered with sort gold, the gift of a prince who contrib uted his weight in gold to the pagoda. In the Bboay Dagon there are countless other statues of Buddha, as well as relict of Uauuma, tho last Buddha. All, equally with the huge reclining Buddha, form a part of the rellgiona rites of the BnddhUu, for the et aenct of Buddhism consUt In the strangle to become like Buddba, to at tain els perfection by obedience to Us precepts. To do this It la necessary al ways to have Buddha in mind, and It la for this reason that every city In the Buddhist world it literally crowded with hla images. Buddha himself la not deified. Potentially every Bud dhist may attain hla perfection, b only by the eternal imitation of bin practice. "' ; But, while ttatues such as Rangnn't huge colossus art Important in Bud dhist worship, of even more Important art the relict of Buddba. ' It whs about the Bhoay Dagon that the Burmese made their laat oarce fight when the British came to Bsogun.. A Venetian traveler of 30Q yea, ago vis iting the Shoay Dagon has left a de scription of tlds; famous temple; cob ceding Ipi cU?a( to rivalry,' with Ids own Venice, 'that would Wvt aa a cbo -temporaneous description, and today, as in, untold oratturiet pant, the, Bur mese stOl bring their offerings of flow ers and fruit,' candle and paper flAga, to lay before the huge reclining' Bod flha, whose hands would afford com fortable standing room for" four of the worshipers' and whose gigantic face wears the strange, inscrutable expres sion of calm which Is' the outward mark of spiritual Buddhism. New Tork Tribune. ?. f . n ' " . ' The Tarkrs RmI . The original name of the turkey wa oocoocoo, by which it waa known by the native Cherokee Indiana. It la tup posed that our pilgrim fathers, roam ing through the 'woods In search of game for their first Thanksgiving spread, heard the oocoocoo calling in the familiar tones of our domesticated fowl, Turk, turk, turk." These first Yankee huntsmen, mistaking this frightened cry of the bird for its real song, Immediately labeled it "turkey," and turkey it Is to this day. Much more beautiful and musical waa the Indian name oocoocoo, the notea pe culiar to the flock when sunning them selves in perfect content on tbe river beaches. Sunset Magazine. , Ha Tola taa Trata. An Irish gentlemun had a splendid looking cow, but she kicked so much that it took a very long time and It waa almost Impossible to milk her, so be sent her to a fair to.be sold and told bis herdsman to be sure not to sell bt'r without letting the buyer know her faults, lie brought home a large price which be had got for it Hit master was surprised and said, "Are you sure you told all about herr "Bednd, I did, air," laid the herdsman, 'He asked me whether she wat a good milker. 'Be- gorra, sir,' says I, 'It's you'd be tired milking her. M "Beventr Tears of Irian Lift," j , Taa Oraaaa Tra. . The dragon tree (Dracaena draco), which yield the astringent gum resin called dragou'a blood, la an old setter of the Canary island. A vtrttablt co lossus of this family once grew tit tbe town of Orotuva, Tenerlfe, which was eighty . feet . in circumference at the base, hollow Inside, wlth't talrcast for visitors to ascend to tbe branch ing top of the trunk. Humboldt re mark that its antiquity must, haw been greater than that of th pyra mids This giant went down in a hurri cane in 1887. i K , Ha tola aaa I,rt. 1 1 t , , 1 A lawyer bod a horse that alwaya stopped and refused to cross a certain bridge lending out of the city. 'No whipping, no urging, would induce blm to cross it, so be advertised him.. "To be told for. no other reason than that the owner wants, to get out of town." .'JL atraar Pact.1 i 1 Soubrette Yes, the understudy ays he uaed to have a very strong part on the stflgt; jComedlan-So he did. . He used to be a scene shifter aud lift the mountain find castles. Chicago News. - t , , , j . ? ..- "X ' " , Traits' ; ' ': ''Isbf your huab. and dyspeptic V' " rather think be la. I know ht al waya disagrees with his mesls." New ; DFE IN GREENLAND. i ' .1 . rhe Wars I lb rmpU, Their Plea r a ad Their Food, ; Greenland's west const is considered to have the grandest scenery of any coast In the world by Roger Pollock, who wrltea of a Journey thither at fol- Iowa: The tunny arctic day, which lasts for months; a aky all flaming glory, tbe fretted spires of tbe Alps flanked with stupendous cliff and based on the restful levels of tho sea. title of crowded bergs, compound of dafzllng light and radiant color-sueh scenery aa that blots out one's former memories. Our first port of call waa Jakobshavn, at the bead of Disco strait, blggutt of the northern villages, metropolis of nine white people and 00 natives. Beside a pocket harbor, perched on round shoulders of the na ked granite, are the buildings, all tarred black, of tbe Itoyal Trade company. For a background to tbe dismal teen rise higher rocks, Uttered with garbagi and turf huts, the hornet of the na tive. At heart the place it gay, for our tailors went ashore every night to dance with the Eskimo girls, wbll the officers of ship and colony swapped dinner parties, breakfast and lunch eon all through a nine days' festival "Men and women alike," the writer continues, "were linguists, well read, (compliancy, a little, too polite for comfort, living a metropolitan life on one batch of letters a year In an arctic putpost Expecting tbe patbds of ban- Ithmont I found the gayety of perfect content The Danes of all the tettlo oient were alike in social charm, gen tle and polished-arrant gossips, too and the Indoor life bad little to remind one of tbe outdoor wilderness. The innuit servant maids wore the furry breeches, boots to the hip and curious topknot of their national dress. Ont bad to fall promiscuously In love with 11 of tbem. "Even tbe Danish men wore naOvs dreat, but there was ont Important dis tinction they washed. Tbe food, apart from Danish groceries, waa teal meat fish, reindeer, venison, shellfish, ptar migan, sea birds and their eggs, which, a served in Greenland, are always pronounced In flavor." THREW UP HIS HAT. Taa Itory af CackrU'a EWetiaa u (tailed State Seaatc. The truthful story Is told In Missouri that the throwing1 of a broad brimmed bat to tbe celling of the ball of tb bonne of representatives In the caplto) t Jefferson City made Francis Marion Cockrell a member of tbe United States senate. The state had been stirred by contest for tbe Democratic nomina tion for tbe governorship. The lines between supporter of opposing candi dates were sharply drawn. ..In a tate convention numbering a thousand dele gates Charles II. Hardin had won by the narrow majority of one-half of one vote. So close waa the result and to j bitter the feeling that the Democratic leaders reared irreconcilable division in the party ranks. The result however, had scarcely been announced from the secretary's desk when the tall figure of the defeated candidate, General Cock rell, was seen coming to the platform. A moment more, aa the bush of expec tancy fell upon the crowded hall, Cock rell's voice rang out. "No man," said he, "will more loyally support tbe nom inee of the convention than myself. No man will throw hit hat higher for Charley Hardin than will I." And way to the celling went tbe broad brimmed Cockrell hat The conven tion, frantic with enthusiasm, heard not another word. But the following spring General Cockrell became United Btatet senator by the nnanlmous vote of the Democrats of Missouri - For five successive terms after March 4. 1875, with sever t Democratic, vote against blm, be was elected to the tens torshlp, the first political office be ever held. No senator from bit state sur passed bis record In length of years. and none equaled it tare Thomaa Hart Benton, tho great MIssourlan. Walter. .Willlaina In The World Today. Starknrokeri aa Jarlea. A prominent New Tork stockbroker aaya: "The newspapers do not get wind of even a small fraction of the suits brought against brokers because of mlt understandlngt between us and our cus tomers. Ninety-nine customers out of every hundred think we rob thvrn when they lose their money in tbe market and give us no credit when they win. We do our hardest to settle all suits out of court, for there la not a Jury on earth that will find, a verdict for Stockbroker.. WhyJ Simply because every Juror bas been scorched now and then In the market and holds a grudge gainst all brokers." New York Press. Wlllla to Oblle. On one occasion, when Kobln Allison, who was beadle at Kilwinning, bad carried tome goods for traveler visit ing his customers, he waa delighted with dram over and above hla pay. " "Deed, thaft rale guld o ye, noo," anid Robin, "but maybe I'll be able to dae ye a guld turn yet Ye ken I'm the gravedlgger. Dae dae ye like your bead high?" London Standard. 1 His Orletnalltr. ' Uncle iJeorge I have read your artl- Lcle over,) and I must say It show a great.- deal of . originality Arthur Thanks, I'm sure! I flattered myself there wero some Ideas in it . Uncle George Oh, I wat not speaking of tht composition, but of the spelling. Taa Caateauwr CMbmuk. Nordy How (lid the new play endi Buttt Oh, la tht usual waj. Nordy And what do you call the usual endi Buttt In a whirl of hats and feathers and opera cloak. Houston Chronicle. CLASSIFIED KATES t First Insertion, One Cent Word. One Week, Each Line, 30c. Tw Weeks, Each Lie, 45c. Oie Month, Each Line, 75c; V Astorian Free Want Ads. . A.yone wiring a Situation can v 1 uitc iiuc it, urncs r HELP WANTED. 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