TUIIOAV, FltRUARV 14, 1W1 Till MOlMmO AST02IA!?, ASTORIA, OH1GOH. Order Youi ft Calendars 1 i r-j; M ! i i i I i s I 3 '.7JKO eYAU VM''I A ."SrDellinger-Go. Astoria Oregon; I '.!' i. .nil? Fine Line of Samples Now We furuish all the latest designs at prices lower than Eastern Houses and save you the freight. COME AND SEE US PRAEL 0 COOK TRANSFER CO. Telopbone 221 , . Draying and Expressing All goods shipped toourcar. will receWe special attention. 709-713 Commercial Street. 00000000000000000000 iff HI 01 v A n All? CIGARS, PIPES, .". TOBACCO, ETC. W.I LL MA DI SON Q,:I0 ''OMFKCIAIiJT.-ti-i;, .lMIEtEVNTIl ST. o o o o ; .0 Consolation By KEITH CORDON ; Through tit stained glass abort th palms and rosea to. midday inn streamed In, flecking the Men. wlta gorgeous red, tluos and greens. It tied a golden glory upon the tan, slen der, graceful bride, and at the sight the beat man abut bis jaw a bit more determined. 8b. waa looking mot. than ever Ilk. an angel, and In Dr. minutes ibe would be the wife of bJ beat friend. That tu th. monotonous sentence which kept repeating itself in bla mind. A If h. were likely to for- Oppostt. bla and Jnat behind th. bride the maid of honor stood. ' For the moment toe, too, had forgotten the gwsta, forgotten everything tare the fact that th. on. man in the world whom ahe might bar. lored for aba alwaya' phrased It thus carefully to herself waa at that moment rowing td jore and cherish her closest friend. She tad curious feeling that when 1 an. waa an oia. oia woman, whenj a yrUow, withered face and dim, aad eye looked back at her from her mlK ror. ahe should atlll be able to His over .AgaUi thftdeapair oltbbj moment whi-n the white robed clergyman waa taking him from hor life, a thousand tlmca more Irrevocably than death conld hare dona. t, t There waa, a stir about her like the nub' of the wind. For a second ahe waa too lost la thought to understand; then, as she dropped upon her knees somewhat hurriedly, her bewildered eyes caught thoee of the beat man, cas ually at first and then with a quick. startled recognition of something she saw there. lie, too, had th. air of a person suddenly awakened from a nightmare, momentarily uncertain of the aurroundlnga In which be found himself. ; ; j , , ' moment later ahe had forgotten his rery existence. " " " He's Ethers husband now-Etbers husband," ah. aald aternly to herself, skill fully turning a dry sob Into a long, broken breath and composing her face to the radiant expression becoming the bride's best friend. Meanwhile the beat man admonished hlmnolf In a similar strain. "Steady now, old man! Nowa the time to get out your bappy amile." Then, aa the rigid muscles of his face gave no indi cation of relaxing, bis thoughts ran on crossly; "Don't be an ass! It's the worst ever, so you might as well cheer By the time the great organ pealed out the triumphant strains of the wed ding march be and the maid of honor, their masks on, faced the gueeta that filled the church, ready to play their part for all they were worth. Some thing in the music waa at once an in iplrntlon and a challenge. "Isn't she sweet V whispered one of the guests to a companion, referring to the mnld of honor. "Hut bow pule she is, and what a curious look there Is in her eyea-sort of nothing can ever mat ter again expression and yet" The speaker stopped, staring thought fully at the cUI until ahe hud passed. More than once during tbo course of the wedding breakfast that followed the best msn found himself watching ber curiously.' No one waa gayer than she none so gay, In fact. Her eyes were brilliant, and her laugh rang out raliantly, but his own misery made him subtly conscious of some under current of feeling that was running strong and pitiless under tlio surface bubbloe an undertow of misery that abc was resisting with all her strength, lie remembered that when, during the ceremony, their eyes bad met in that confused, unveiled glance she bad been staring at the groom aa Intently as be had at the bride.' Could It be ne did not formulate the thought, but be watched ber more keenly than ever after that-ao keenly, Indeed, that once, unable to bear it any longer,, with, an appearance of unconsclouanesa she tax ed him with It. "You are very rude." ahe aald lightly, but at hla grave, sincere "Believe me, I have not meant to be." and the search ing look that accompanied it, express i0BOOQi)Opj5OO0W - - I I a . t 'it JL.J.. luio wurua, uer upa quiverw f rcr su COAL HOD , i that won'tjspill coal all oyer at w. c. laws a ca Brnt Bond St. ;We sell Stoves also. HiHHiHmmtmmniiiiinmTfTHmJ Staple arid Fancy Groceries: , . FLOUB, FEED, PROVI8I0N8. TOB 1000 AND CIGARS. R Supplies of all kinds at lowest prioei tor Fishermen, Farmers andLoggers Branch Unlontown, Phones, 711,, Uniontqwn, 713 ' A. V; AUL,BN? r ij Tenth and Oommeroial Streets. ' ' . ' JASTORIA. OREGON. slightly..: "weddings get upon my nerves," she explained, with a )lttle grimace, and before he cqujd reply, she had turned away. ' The shower of rice and old aboes had spent Itself, and the bride, and groom bad departed, taking alt (he. romance of th. world with them and leaving be hind a monotony without form and void. All of the guests felt It, and al ready the bustle of departure waa In the air. But to the best man and the maid of honor lttvaa a ghastly, appall lng fact that made them linger on the steps after the others had re-entered the house, staring blankly after ' the carriage that' had disappeared around the corner. Then the man remembered where he was and pulled himself to gether with an effort . "Seems rather liko the end of things, doesn't ltfj he observed rs they turned Into the doorway. ", " "From our standpoint, yes," waa the listless answer.' Then shr caught her Up between her teeth and darted a quick, Inquiring glance at him. That waa not preclaely what ahe would have chosen to say, and ahe hoped that be would not notice It But at the sight of the somber amile in his eyes the hope passed. " In a snug corner of the deserted 11- bran, whemaha finyweiis of tfte, de- parting guests CTinTlolEemTurfafoJ. 17, sb. neir round herself, without U g vary clu as to how she Mm. them, Tte'tosf tosn m mmg la front of her holding one of her hands In a protecting, big brotherly fashion. wbll. sbe vainly tried to keep back the tears tbat aeemed to be rising as quiet ly ana relentlessly as a flood. It was no ose. Higher and higher they came. 8b. winked bard and shut ber teeth firmly. Then she snatched her band away and covered her face. "My poor little girl," murmured th. tet man softly. . "Weddings are always sad. don't you think r sbe gasped out, dabbing at ber eyea with her handkerchief and erring a uttie hysterical laugh. "Still, I don't usually behave like this. Too see. when your beat friend marrlessbthat ls everytlilng is different and"- She gar. up trying to explain the situation In de spair and ended with as Incoherent "nut irs au rery ridiculous; and I don' Know wny I should ssy all this to you." ' RhS WU th nWnr nt tialntan 4t lh misery, snd the best man's heart ached for ber. Momentarily his sympa- tny loos: u. edge off bla own loneli ness. II. winced at the thousht of ber Bivlng to -suffer alone the maddening sens, oi loss that tormented him. 'Terbaps it's because misery lores company," he said gently. "Perhaps you reel tnat this wedding hasn't been altogether like other weddinga to me either,? be went on, with a mtter of Tact air, as if it were the most natural thing in the world that they abouid be confiding In each other. ' ' She was watching him with a dawn ing understanding In her eyes, and he met ber guze with a whimsical smile, aa If he were offering her the open book of his soul to read If sbe would. ! "Do you mean that you, too" ' 1 ' There was no need to complete the Question, for It waa answered before it waa spoken. Involuntarily ber hands went out to him In quick, warm sym pathy, and though her only comment waa a breathless "Obr It waa eloquent with feeling. Little by little her composure came back to her. "It waa so good of you to tell me," he said gratefully. "I tblnk I feel as Robinson Crusoe did when he discov ered the man Friday. ; "Not that I'm glad that you're un happy, too," ahe added quickly; "only It doesn't seem so lonely now that I know that there is some one who un derstands. After all, that's what makes life worth living, Isn't itr she finished, looking up at him with what seemed to him the sweetest look he had ever aeen In a girl's face. , When at the end of six months the bride and groom returned from their honeymoon abroad the best man and the maid of honor were among the first of their dinner guesta. "See here; it seems to me that you two hare been making bay in our ab sence," laughed the bride, noting with woman a quick Instinct the deep, strong understanding tbat seemed to exist be tween the two, whereupon her listen ers exchanged a somewhat humorous, albeit confused, glance, but refused to explain. The following June they were mar ried. Just before the Lohengrin march the organist played "Consolation," at which such of the guests as recognized the selection elevated their erebrowa and wondered. But th. bride and groom alone were in the secret It was a cast of In memoriam. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING. .. KATESi First Insertion, One Cent a Word, - One Week, Each Line, 30c, , Two Weeks, Each Line, 45c. One Month, Each. Line, 75c, Astorlan Free Want Ads. ' '' Anyone Deiiringk Situation can Insert an Advertisement in this Coluaa of Three Lines Two Times Fres of Charge. HELP WANTED. 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At last she courageously screwed up her courage and, coming to the point. said: ' -J' 1 "Mr. Duncan, there was a subject you once mentioned to me some time ago, and really I am rather surprised that you have never recurred to It for I have changed my mind since that time." The professor simply remarked: "Tea, but L too, have changed my mInd.-London TIt-BIta. ? 1 The Ose Who Was st4. A corpulent German came rushing in to the circuit court one morning before eourt was called and aald: "1 rant to git varrant for a man to kill a tog." ' "Well, my man, you don't com. to this court to get warrants in cases of that kind. If you want the dog killed you should go to a police court" said the judge . , , , . . The German started to leave, when the Judge inquired In an interested manner: "Did the dog bite your "Yeas, be bit me." "Well, was the dog mad? Tas de tog madtf No. I ras madt" Buffalo Commercial. ' Greatly In Demand. 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