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In the dty of Coruopolls, a stranger walked through the president's room and fast the bookkeeper's and took from the pile of money stacked at the paying teller's right hand four pack ages of $10,000 each, tie was coolly walking out again when stopped by the president and a gton. The man was known to the police as "Slick Charlie," and to tell of all his adventures would fill a book. It was tor his attempted theft of the $40,000 that he was sent to the Woonson peni tentiary for five years. The officer who delivered hUn behind the doors of that Institution sajd to the warden: ' 4 - "Here Is a man yon want to keep an eye on. Don't lose sight of him day or night He Is bold and nervy on the one hand and slick and sly on the other. Don't trust him for an hour, or he'll beat the game." The warden was a new man at the grlsonbut, having been sheriff of a; county, ne tnougnt ne anew aoout au sorts of criminals and replied that No, 870, as "Slick Charlie" was re-' corded, would have to get up -early In , the morning to beat him. If a prison chaplain were to be ques tioned about religion In a prison he would answer that scores of prisoners lived up to It and were earnest and de vout If an experienced warden were to be'questloned, be would answer that Just when a prisoner began to "get good" he should be watched the closest The chaplain at Woonson. was a good man and one who bad faith In him self. He thought bis advice and ap peals to burglars and murderers pro duced the desired effect Among the prisoner! be was known as an easy mark. The new warden was wary of antag onising the captain and a man not well posted on the tricks of criminals, to No. 870 found things easy for him when be entered prison. When he had had full opportunity to slse up the chaplain he began to "get good." He was as earnest about this as he had been in appropriating other people's goods. He became contrite and hum ble, and be wanted to be turned from paths of wickedness. Of course the chaplain did his best When the po nce officials heard that "Slick Charlie" had been converted they notified the warden in writing that he would be HE WAS COOLLY W ALBINO OCT AOAIX WfiXM STOPPED BY THB PBESIDENT. out of the "pen" within three months, and the chaplain sent an official com plaint to the governor that the police were trying to discredit his labors. The chaplain was a man forty-five years old, while No. 870 was only thlr ty. The chaplain was four inches the taller, bad stoop shoulders and sham bled as he walked. , He also bad a pe culiar intonation. The slick convict gave np bis original idea of digging for liberty to study the chaplain. At the end of five months he was one of the teachers in the evening school. At the end of seven be asked and got liberty to bold a Bible class on Sundays. He wrote and the chaplain delivered a ser mon on "Christianity In Prison," which was commented on by hundreds of pa pers. Up to this time he bad been working in the tailor shop. He was now given charge of the prison library, and bis plans were as good as carried out It was the habit of the chaplain to visit the prison every afternoon from 3 to 5. A part of the time was spent with prisoners In their tells men who were undergoing light punishment and a part in the library, and lie al ways left pretty promptly at 5. In go ing out he pased three guards at lock ed gates and went through the ward en's office and out of the main door. No, 870 bad held the portion of libra rlan for three months, and It was mid winter One afternoon the chaplain had been vlalting in the prison and re turned to the library at a quarter of 5. As be entered the room he received a blow that knocked blm senseless, and when he recovered bis wlta half an hour bad passed and he was tied band and foot and gagged. . It was 6 o'clock before he was released. In the course of that hour No. 870 bjl done some wonderful tilings Alt er Inocklug down tbe cEhpFhIu lie Had stripped off the lalter's outer garments nnd clothed himself In them; then fee had secured bis man with ropes and locked the door behind him as be emerged. Shambling down the corri dor to the first guard, he had said; "James, I oarae away today with only a dime In my pocket Can you lend me a dollar until tomorrow V s "With the greatest of pleasure, chap tain." And the money had been band ed over. The same game bud been played on the two others, aud then the "chap lain" bad entered the warden's office. He could have passed right through, as the official was busy, but instead of that he took a chair and waited for ten minutes. When the warden was at liberty he wu nuked for a 1oh of $10, and the "chaplain" reported to blm on the welfare of three or four dif ferent prisoners before saying good night Fifteen minutes after leaving the prison the disguised prisoner en tered the largest store in the town and borrowed $20 of the merchant and then disappeared. When the library door was broken open at 6 o'clock and the real chaplain found there was a great commotion. Three gatemen were ready to swear that the clergyman bad passed out, fcklug a dollar from encb as be did so. The warden had seeu and talked and loaned mouey to the mime intiu. Two guards had iilso seeu him. Here were sis prlsou officials w ho could sweur to a thing, atu! yet that thlug was not a fact. No. S70 hart simply Imitated the chaplain down to a line his voice, gait, speech and geueral look. At 11 o'clock the nest forenoon the president of the Third National bank of Cnrnopolis was called out of his room for a moment During his ab sence a man dressed like oue of the clerks In the bank entered the room and bore away a package of bonds of tbe face value of $13,000. "Slick Char lie" wanted to be revenged upon the bank, and he wanted money with which to leave the country, and he tar ried In the town to get both. The pres ident of the bank Is sore of this, be cause a note left on his desk told him Haw TalaiMea Aro Mae. In the making of a thimble there are several operations, the blank passing Into the cup und then the rolling on of the band. Then tbe thimbles, which have assumed a form warranting the name, are carried to the factory prop er, and after burnishing tbe more In teresting process of knerllng Is per formed. Tills kuerllng Is the forming of the little Indentations which receive tbe end of the uecrfle and assist In pushing the point through the fabric. Placing the cup in a lathe, the opera tor with a suitable tool knerls tbe end of the thimble. During this operation a peculiar and by no means unpleasant musical souud Is emitted with varying tones. The point of the thimble being reached, a flat knerler finishes tbe side, and with a sharp edged tool the pol ished cutting at tbe sides of the band Is performed. Then on another lathe It is placed In a hollow block and the inside burnished. All the oil and dirt are then removed, aud the thimble is polished and. made ready for the mar ket. Fortran) In a Haabaad. In Greece a young woman who wishes to know wliat sort of hus band she Is going to have goes to on of the gypsy fortune tellers, who are regarded with nruch reverence. The fortune teller gives her a pie season ed with aromatic herbs. This she eats Just before going to bed, having hung around her neck a bsg with three flow ers, one white, one red and one yellow. The next morning she draws one of tbe flowers out of the bag. If it lie white, she Is to marry a young man; If red, one of middle age; if yellow, a widower. She relates what she has dreamed In the night to tbe fortune teller, who predicts whether her hus band Is to be rich and the marriage happy. If the predictions are not car ried out to tbe letter, no fault Is ascrib ed to the fortune teller. This deviation by the bag and different colored flowers is equally adaptable to all countries and has tbe merit of being a cheap and easy way of settling one's future, If one has only faith enough. Bata;ed the Bandlta. When Maximilian was emperor of Mexico the country was overrun with train robbers. They marched about in large bands, tore up the tracks and robbed everybody. One day the train from Vera Cruz to the City of Mexico was bounding gayly along, the five coaches filled with hldalgoes, peons, market women A fanners. Suddenly it came to a 'uindHtlll. The train guard cried out, "Bandltte!" Sure enough, on either side of the roail the ragged but desperate ruffians were lined up. Suddenly hldalgoes, peons, market women and farmers arose. There were a blinding flash and a deaf ening volley from both sides of the car, and 100 of the bandits fell dead, while the 300 zouaves, disguised In the costumes of the country, turned out of the cars, pursued the flying robbers and killed every one. A Memory Method. Association Is the vital spring of memory, and nny one who analyzes bis thought process may catch himself re calling a thing by a series of allied things. Many people have tried to systematize association and arrange a dentine memory method. A mathematician has discovered a most Interesting process for remember ing dates. Suppose 70U have forgotten the year of tbe Norman conquest Take the date of your birth and add to it tbe number of the month when yon were born. MultipJy. the rejultby. the duy of-the inonfli' your father Was boi-u. Square the remilt. Add ata. Now divide by the culie root Mf tbe number of people lu the United States, forget the result add 1.O0A and you have the requtred dnte. How to Head, Heading la uot a lost art to the saint degree that conversation la, but It bat In most casea an arrested development through so much reading that makes no demand upon aesthetic sensibility, so that one is apt to bring to a fin story full of delicate shades of thought it ml feeling the same mlud which he yields to a uewspaper, putting a blunt Interrogation as to Its meaning as con veyed lu the terms of a rational propo sition, and tbe writer's charm Is wholly lost upon him. While the render's sur render to the author must be complete bis attitude should not be passive, but that of active responsiveness and part nershlp.-H. M. Alden In Harper's, Mag aalne. Ural Love. It is a popular fallacy that the first love Is the true oue, unique lu Ita ex cellence, says an exchange. As well say that the first picture of a painter Is the best of all he will paint in the course of bis life; that the first speech, the first book, the first statue, tbe first coiiijHwItlon. win be the best of tbe statesman, novelist, sculptor or nntsl clan, as the case may be. First works have all the lmx.-rfectlons of uncer tainty, of ncxMuienee and Ignorance. And it is rather by chance than by anything inherent In the nature of Cu pid's ways that the first love turns out to be the great oue. (ilrla la (iaatemala. Noue of the maidens lu Guatemala are allowed to go abroad from thoir homes without the company of a chap eron, and a lover la only allowed to come and court his sweetheart through the heavily barred windows of her fa ther's home. After they are married they pass aloug the streets In Indian file, tbe women mart uing ahead, to that the husband can be In position to prevent any flirtations. Perfeetly Cree1. The deacon was hard to convince. "No," declared he. 'TH have no such contraption In my house. Planner are things of evil." "Ob, but, pa." protested his lovely daughter, "this Is an upright piano!" Pittsburg Post. There Are aue Faaa? Oaea. "Tell me." whl ilie editor's friend, "mho are i!:e nu.wt Ininim-oiix writer you have rttr met'-" "Most of those win think they are serious writers." replied the editor. Philadelphia 1 !-. The flattery of one's .friends Is re quired as a tli-.iiM to keep up one's spir its against 'h injustice of one's ene mies. Ru'we.- id Ml PRINTERS LINOTYPERS lost Con ; ..1.. v No Contract Book and ASTORIA SAVINGS BANK ...... ; . ....,.:. ',,- ; Capital 1'aid la 100,000. Surplus anJ Uudivkld TrotUs 1.000 , Transacts a general banking business. Interest paid on time deposits. 4 J.Q. A. liOWLBY, O. I, PKTEHSON, FRANK PATTOK, J. W. OA $ZK President Vice President Cashier. Asst. Cashier Ja TENTH STREET. ASTORIA. ORE. 433 Commercial Street Phone Main 121 Sherman Transfer Go. 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