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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 28, 1905)
THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. SATURDAY, JANUARY 28, 1905. STOP THE NUISANCE he got to figuring again, and when he was found at dusk and gently led home to his boarding house he was trying te pick Dowers out of the air; kepi softly .calling "kitty, kitty, kitty." and ever and anon murmured . if a goose Kids on Astoria Streets Entirely Hies as far as a pin 'feather on billiard ball when will the tide come Too Fresh. InP. Then he wept. ' When that problem gets to Finn- town Sheriff LlnvlUe will have to keep the trail hot to Salem, unless he, too. 8 9 OF THE JANUARY .SALE v .... .f ;' And I want to sell about $4500.QO more to make it $10,000.00. Well if anything will do it it is this. ORDINANCE IS UNOBSERVED gets to figuring on it The offer la still good, and it s a round cone. - ;, Fresh Flsdglings Art Required to Hv a Guardian With Thsm orBa , Tuekad in Thair Littla Cota j at 8 O'clock. There la a low among the ordinances of the city of Aatorla that la IntendeJ for the purpose of abating a blamed nuisance, and the attention of Captain Gammel and Chief Hallock is respect fully directed to section 16, page 9. city charter and ordinances, and also ' to the corner of Eleventh and Commer cial streets, particularly in the vicinity of Griffin's book store. On the corner la the nuisance, and on the page cited is the remedy. The ordinance follows: , -, "No minor ahall be permitted to go' abroad or wander upon the streets or in any public place in the city of Astoria, after the hour of 8 o'clock p. tn. during the months of November, December, January. February, March ' er April, and after 9 o'clock p. m. dur ing the months of May, June, July, August, September and October of each year, unless accompanied by the parents or guardians of such minor. It shall be the duty of the 'chief of police to tap the bell in No. 3 engine house three taps, and the engineer of Columbia engine company No. 3 to tap the bell on said engine house, and the Janitor of the upper Astoria school to tap the bell on said schoolhouse ,three times at the hours named, after which any minor found upon the streets or in any public place, except as provided by this ordinance, shall be liable to arrest, and it shall be the duty of the chief of police, and of each po lice officer to see that the provisions "of this ordinance are enforced. No minor shall, under any circumstances, visit or be in any variety theater, dance hall or saloon. Any minor violating any of the provisions of this ordinance shall be deemed guilty of a misde meanor and upon conviction thereof before the auditor and police Judge shall be fined not less than S3 nor more than $25,. or by imprisonment in the city Jail, not to exceed 11 days." There Is a band or scarce weaned kids that line up in the vicinity men tioned for the purpose of ogling pass ing women, and making comments in tended for the ears Of passers by. They haven't got enough hair on their faces to knit a' wrestling Jacket for , a flea, but they throw a couple of beers into their emaciated little carcasses, light pipes and cigarettes, stand in line'and then whenever a petticoat goes by you may hear things like this: "Beaut isn't she, Perc'?" "Yep, y'like it? I'll go get It for yuh. "H'lo. ah; bright eyes; d'Ju see that look I got fr'm that one fellahs?" And many more. These kids are only 18 or 19 years old, and their parents are too busy to sDank them: none of the women passing want to take children to raise; they don't seem to fill any niche in the scheme of creation; the dog catcher is a very busy man; the Lord doesn't seem to want them, and If the police will run them In, scare them to death, push them overboard, or "tin can" them and start them up the railroad track there will be a relieved grunt from the municipality. Marina Not as. The steamer Columbia left out yes terday on her regular trip to San Fran cisco with freight and passengers. The Columbine is loading .up with supplies for the various lighthouse and other government stations between Destruction Island and Puget sound and will also take several mechanics along to make necessary repairs. ' She expect to leave out Sunday or Mon day. " '.: The steam schooner Cascades arrived in yesterday at '12:30 and will load lumber, leaving Wedneaday for San Francisco. Captain Johnson Is the master of the vessel and this Is 2ier first trip In this service. ' The passenger steamer Haasalo was late arriving yesterday on account of stopping to unload steel at Kahuna, She left up at 4:30 and will be a day lata, oomlng out from Portland on her regular run tonight. , Two French and one German ship that come to the Columbia ( river in ballast for orders, have been unable to secure a charter. Orders were received yesterday Irom the owners, ordering the ships to go to Sydney for orders. Never in the history of the Columbia river have ships been compelled to leave for want ot si cargo. The ship ping business is gradually falling off, fewer ships having entered the river this year than in any previous year. , Our annual sale commences on Tues day, January 3d; every article in the store reduced--wlth a. few exceptions. C H. Cooper. REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE Aslori aMoiH At Astoria in the State of Oregon, at the close of business, January 11, 1905. RESOURCES. Loans and discounts $330,919 07 Overdrafts, secured and un secured 9,834 6( U. S. bonds to secure clr culation ..i 1!,500 00 Premiums on U. S. bonds... Stocks, securities, etc Banking house, furniture and fixtures' . . .. .. ........ Other real estate owned... Due from national banks (not reserve agents) Due from state banks and . bankers '. Due from approved reserve agents ... Checks and other cash Items Notes of other national ; banks Fractional paper currency, nickels and cents Lawful Money Reserve in Bank, vis: Specie $61,989 90 Legal-tender notes II 00 Legal-tender notes (1 00 Redemption fund with U. S. treasurer (5 per cent circulation . 750 00 50,138 87 : 8,500 00 4,375 00 2,843 64 22.823 99 72,149 99 2,345 00 100 00 654 16 62.050 90 625 00 FOR MATHEMETICIANS. Sad Fata of First Victim of the Goose Problem. When The Astorlan printed a prob lem in mathematics " yesterday and offered a year's subscription for a correct solution. It was not anticipated that there would be trouble, but ther Is, and Salem seems to be yawning for some of those who have seen it. The management, therefore, hastens to warn people not to strain them selves. - I The problem is as follows; "A cone 20 feet in diameter at the base, 20 feet high, is wound from base to apex with a halt-Inch rope. If a goose is attached to the end of the rope, and flies in a series of curves of in creasing radius (keeping the rope taut) how far will he fly to unwind the rope?" The first man to try It was the book keeper at The Astorlan. He was a bright young man, but it's all off wltb him now. He only dallied with It at first, and then laid it aside, but pres ently the telephone began" to ring, and people wanted to know If the , goose starts to fly at the top or the bottom, and whether the cone was square or round or hexagon, octagon, heptagon or otherwise, and If so, how much, and when and was It any relation to Ann, etc. until the bookkeeper got mad. He told one man It wasn't a goose at all, but a lame duck. Then ha went down on the water, front to cool off. , There Total $574,609 18 LIABILITIES. Capita stock paid in $ 60,000 00 Surplus fund 10,000 00 Undivided profits, less ex penses and taxes paid .... 26,713 36 National bank notes out standing 11,900 00 Individual de posits subject . to check $231,150 98 Demand certifi cates1 of , de- ' ' ' r " posit : .. 23,503 1! Time certificates of deposit 211,341 78 476,995 82 Total ....$574,609 18 per cent off all MEN'S and BOY'S OVERCOATS. per cent off all SUITS, HATS, TRUNKS, UM BRELLAS. It will be a long' time before you will get another chance to buy such "Good Goods" at Such Reductions The Reliable Clothier and Champion Advertiser of Astoria. Opposite Palace Restaurant. , Opposite Palace Restaurant. THE LOUVRE Finestlltesort In The City ADMISSION FREE A First Class Concert Hall State of Oregon, county of Clatsop, ATTRACTIVE PJKX4RAM ss: LIE. Hlcrfns. Cashier of the above named bank, do solemnly swear that i Seventh and Astof Street tae above statement Is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. J.'E. HIGGINS, Cashier. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 18th day of January, 1905. A. R. CYRUS, (Seal) Notary Public Correct Attest: GEO. H. GEORGE. A. SCHERNECKAUR. GEORGE W. WARREN. Director. CHANGE WEEKLY CHARLES WIRKKALA, Prop, Every Woman li inttvettwi ni inonia tnow roui tuft woiMisnui MARVEL whirling Spray ITU. nfw VactMl Jnee- , ; .vy -iwit Mot Comment. I " " Y mrtniiWkrlt, If h nnrat uppl J Ih. MAKtKI,. icwi.t no other. 1nl vnA ituno for lllulrU'fllxk-r.U4. ltd full mintriilaraiuwlfltrMHIotmln- 41 fark Kew, Sow lark. jttaaonttttBttaattttcoaBttBoattttttttoon The Palace Cafe The Best Restaurant 2 Regular Meals. 23 Cent Sunday Dinners a Specialty Everything toe Market Affords The TROY Laundry Is the only White Labor Laundry in the City. Does the Best of Work at very reasonable Trices, and is in every way worthy of your patronage.' Cor.' 10th and DUANE STS. Phone 1991 axxxxxxxxxxi B Palace Catering Company I w einhard -Beer. FRESH AND CURED MEATS Wholesale and Retail Ships, Logging Camps and Mills suppliod on short notice. LIVE STOCK BOUUI1T AND SOLD WASHINGTON MARKET . CHRISTENSON Q CO. tTTTTTTTTTTTTIllf lUlMII'DJ Electrical Works H w.cviua, Manager We are thoroughly prepared for making estimate! and executing orders for all kinds of electrical installing and repairing. Bop'pl lea in stock, Wa aell the Celebrated SHELBY LAMP, ' , Call op Phone 118L 428 BOND STREET Subscribe for the Astorian N