miOAY, DECEMBER 23, 1004. TIIE'MORNINO'ASTORIAN, ASTOKIA, OREGON. Nothing Is More Suitable for a CHRISTMAS PRESENT than a New Umbrella. You can get almost any kind you with at the new umbrella itore. All repair work neatly done., ' " 431 Cemmerclal Street. C. E. Dm vail. CAN'T SEE THEME no other explanation than the failure to understand the art of making It- bonuon Hall. WilHllE(IT0),.Ll)f,1BEl GO. Manufacturer, .f en 4 Dealer. In Fir, Spruce and UemlocK LUMBER Submit us your specifications on any bill you wish and we will give you best prices. . We make a apcciulty of Spruce Ucvel Siding and Factory Stock. Shipment. Made either b Rail or Water, Warrenton, Or. Capacity 78,000 feet per day. - MEATS FISH GAME POULTRY Everthing seasonable is in our Market. We sell only Iresli, pure andclean foods. Prompt delivery. Everycustomer satisfied. I Astoria Fish, Game and Poultry Market. f HALAR BROS., i'roprletora, Twelfth Street. e Faculty of i San Jose Public School Is Displeased. SCHOOL PAPER SUPPRESSED "Jeehee Cause a Row and Editor Will Be Expelled if the Objectionable Feature. In the Publication Are Not Eliminated. For Stylish Men SuiU with the Snnp, Stylo and Finish. Be correctly dressed. It cosU no more if you see ANDREW LAKE 482 Commercial Street. Scow Bay Iron 8 Brass Works Manufacturers or i Iron, Steel, Brass and Bronze Castings. General Foundryuieu and Patternmakers. Absolutely firstclass work. Prices lowest. Phone 2451 . Corner Eighteenth and Franklin. PRAEl O COOK TRANSFER CO. Telephone 221. Draying and Expressing Allgoods.htpnedtoourcare will receive special attention. 709-715 Commercial Street. Staple and Fancy Groceries FLOUR, FEED, PROVISIONS, TOBACCO AND CIGARS. Supplies of all kind, at lowest prioe. for Fishermen, Farmer, and Logger. s Branch Unlontown, Phones, 711, Unlontown, 713 A. V. ALUEN, Tenth and Com meroial Street.. . ASTORIA. OREGON. 00O(!)0(s0OOOOOO0OOOISOOOO0 u tllf M H It c Wholesale o o o o o o CIGARS, PIPES. TOBACCO. ETC. WILL MADISON 114 HLHVKNTIl ST. O 30 ''OMMFltCIAL ST. n 0000000000000000000Oo HOTEL PORTLAND The Finest Hotel in the Northwest PORTLAND OREGON. Ban Jose, Dec. J2. The holiday edl tlon of the High School Hell, the pub lltfttlon of the atudent body, will not be circulated unleaa It la reprinted la the edict Issued by Principal R. D. Hunt and the faculty cf the school. Thl. la all because of two "Joshes" the editorial atafr of the Hell allowed In the column. The 60-paaf edition was nil printed and bound and ready to be Bent when the order came from the faculty. Alexander Franklin, the edl tor, and Earl Menker, the buslneaa manager, were aummonM by Prlncl pal Hunt and Informed thai the Boll aa printed could not be circulated, and If It wan they would be expelled. Here la one of the joke: "Yes, Grace M , your fancy etocfc Iiir-s are certainly very attractive. The young lady belongs to the bas ketball team of the school and the "Joah" grows out of a game that the team recently played. The other one objected to Is as fol lows: nrit young Inuy Did you ever notice Thereon HherbuiWa gold teeth; Hecond young lady No; he hasn't uny. First young lady Yea, he has. second young may i nave never noticed It. First young ludy-Perhnpa you were never aa close to his mouth as I nave been. Principal Hunt declares that the stan of the Bell has always been obliged to submit the proofs of the matter used In the publication to a faculty committee to censor, but this time did not do so. A. soon as he saw a copy of the Bell he sent for the edl tor and business manager and told them that the two "Joshes" were vulgar and must not be used. The boys ex plained that In the rush It was Im possible to submit everything to the faculty and get the paper out on time. The editor and manager have re signed their offices. At a meeting of the clasa on Friday the seniors ac cepted the resignations and decided to stand by their associates. The action of the principal is denounced aa arbi trary and a number of cartoons show ing him in the role of the oppressor with his foot on the editor of the Bell are being circulated among the stu dents. It Is believed that the parents of -holttrs In the senior clasa will try to settle the matter. The high school strike in this city six year, ago played havoc with the standing of the school and drove awny many students from abroad who went to school here. I-nte this afternoon It was reported that the high school faculty had taken the edition of the Bell from the Eaton ob office, where they were printed. It s said they will blot out the object ionable Joshes" and then mall the edition. A Vut rartaaa la Kat Mcfcea. To be engulfed In one', occupation. wallowed up In a complicated Ufa, harassed bjr the atriring and .training, too worry and anxiety which accom pany a raat fortune, la not to Im rich. Tlma and opportunity and Inclination to nelp othan aa. tba moat valuable thlnga in tha world, and If too cannot aelae Uiese, if you cannot utIJIz. them to your own enlargement, your own Determent, yon are poor Indeed al though you hav. million. In tba bank. Bncceaa, POINTED PARAGRAPHS. If you don't want to Jeopardise friendship don't lend money to friend., When we bear of a penwn who re fused to submit to an operation and got well we feel Ilk. cheering. Tba youngest girl In a family la II. bla to put on prince, air. long after her sixteen-year-old complexion fade. Elderly men should not judge young ben by themselves. Young men and elderly men are entirely different prop-oaltiona. The color, in a tree don't appeal to a man ao much a. the lumber in It, and all the poetry In tbe world will not change him. Famllle. should be good and large, .0 that every member will bear the real truth about himself from at least a half dozen persona. Old fashioned hospitality I. dying out Perbap. you are to blame for killing off tone of it bid you ever visit often and too long? Atchison Globe. ASTORIA .SAVINGS BANK Capital Paid In 1100,000. Surplus and Undivided Profit. $25,000 Transact, a general banking busiue.. Interest paid on time deposits. J. Q. A. BOWLBY. O. L FETEKSOS, FRANK PATTON. J. W. GARKZX, President Vic. President Cashier. Aast Cashier Jft TENTH STREET. ASTORIA, ORE. First National Danh of Astoria ESTABLISHED 1586 Capital and Surplus $100,000 THE HOTEL BREAKFAST. How tha Amrrlraa Meal Appears ta aa Kuffllaamaa. The American hotel breakfast is representative of the general delight in good living. The length of tbe menu and the variety of the dishes bespeuk an appetite that In the early morning can relish a meal little less substantial than a dinner. The hotel lireukfust begins with fruit -grape fruit if it happens to be In sen- ton, the hitter sweetness of which seems designated by nature to awaken the appetite. And there 1. really u be wildering problem when next you are asked to choose among the cereals from the old fashioned oatmeal to all kinds of predlgested preparation.. Cooked oysters lu every style are of fered on the menu, and even In the best restaurants a plate of oysters costs nly a shilling. Tbe choice of fish can be made from a long list of kluds un known In England. Including weakHsh, bliu'llsh and shad, with It. delicate roe. It must be out of compliment to Knit Hull travelers that herring nnd haddock are imported. You see them very sel dom on an American breakfast table. When boiled egs are euten they are opened by the waiter into a glass, no small quantity of butter being added salt but IV, for "sweet" butter Is sel dom served. With chop, or steak tbe American, who never eats cold meats at breakfast, usually order, potatoes, and the men I may be brought to a close with pancakes. These hot cakes, which are made of wheat, buckwheat rice or cornmeal, are eaten smothered In ma ple alrup, a delicious treacle obtained from tba aap of maple tree.. The American drink, coffee for breakfast such a coffee aa you may find In Pari., but not In London and that he doea not prefer tea would need HEAD SOLID SORE Awful Suffering' of Baby i:i Sleepless Nights of Mother. CURED BUUTICUM Skia Fair as a Lily with no Scar to Recall Awful Sore Writes Mother. "I herewith write out In fall th. be ginning and end of that terrible disease, eciema, which caused my babe untold Buffering and myself many sleepless ntghte. " My b.be was born seemingly a fair, healthy child, bat when ah. waa three weeks old a .welling appeared on the back of her head, and in coarse of time broke. It did not heal but grew worse, and the tore spread from tbe aixe of a dime to that of a dollar. I used all kind, of remedies that I could think of, but nothing seemed to help; In fact, It grew worse. Her hair fell out where the sore waa, and I feared It would never ? row again. It contluued until my aged ather came on a visit, and when he aaw the baby he told me to get Cutl cura 8oap and Ointment right away. 10 please aim t did ao, and to my eurprtse by their use the aore began to heal over, th. hair grew over It, and to-day ah. haa a nice bead of hair, her akin Is as fair as a lily, and .he haa no scar left to recall that awful aore, and It la over eight month, and no sign of its returning." Mr. Wm. rtkr, Elk River, Minn. 'Cure permanent." So write. Mrs. Ryer, Feb. 85, 1903, alx year, later i Tour letter of the 19th Inst, received, asking In regard to tbe cure of my baby some alx year. ago. Well, the disease has never returned to her head which at that time was a .olid .ore on ton and down the back. Once or twice since then a patch has come on her band near th. wrist, but It Anally disappeared after proper treatment with Cuticura." SoM thmwhimt th MU. DHmm BmJmL Ml 8i Im of ChoeoUM CoMod FUU. Me. Mr TUIof)), IntM.nl, KtD., Sou, IM. Depot! Undo. V CauttK koaoo Sq. i Parla, 1 lu do I Poll Bootnn, IV MllM o. Pot Dnu Chem. Corp . ol ProprtoHn. a" So4 lot Be o Cut BOOOM." M Mwmtmmi lTaiii atwabea, BPfJfffll) v ,UA'Ki-;-,,-t' jr J Economy Brand Evaporated Cream I bears the above cap label Contains fully as much food substance per can as the watery imitations in larger cans. It is smooth and perfect because skillfully pre pared. Its purity Is guaranteed. 1 ASTORIA IRON WORKS JOHN FOX, Pres. and Bupt F. I BIHilOP, Secretary A. L. FOX, Vice President. AUTUIUA SAVINGS BANK, Trau Designers and Manufacturers of THK LATEST IMPROVED CANNING MACHINERY, MARINE ENGINESAND BOILERS COMPLETE CANNERY OUTFITS FURNISHED. CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED. Foot of Fourth Street, ... ASTORIA, OREGON. ANDREW ASP, BLACKSMITH. Having installed a Rubber Tiring Machine of the latest pattern lam prepared to do all kind, of work in that line at reasonable price.. Telephone 29L CORNER TWELFTH AND DVANE STREETS. FISHER BROTHERS COMPANY Agents The Linen Thread Co. SALMON TWINE, COTTON TWINE, ROPE Fishermen and Cannery Supplies ' ' AN ASTORIA PRODUCT Pale Bohemian Beer Best In The Northwest North Pacific Brewing Co. cr Lager Y V Wll II iUI O Beer. a8tt88tttttt8a8 8888888888 88 8. Our Drugs Are Pure We compound prescriptions with great care from' a complete stock of fresh and pure drugs. We also sell all the standard home remedies and all kinds of Proprietary Articles, Combs, Brushes, Razors, Soaps, . all kinds of Toilet Articles, Etc. We Charge no Fancy Prices. and Commercial Street Hart's Drug Store 8 888888888888 8888888888888 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 YOU CAN DO BETTER HERE WE tUY FOR CASH AND SELL FOR CASH ONLY Heating Stoves, Cook Stoves, Range.. Iron Beds, Spring, and Mattresses are our specialties. t L. H. HENNINGSEN 3 CO. CENTRAL MEAT MARKET tt. W. Morton and John Fuhrman, Proprietora. CHOICEST FKKSH AND SALT MEATS. PROMPT DELIVERY 54a Commercial St. Phone Main 321. 433 Commercial Street Phone Main 121 Sherman Transfer Co. HENRY SHERMAN, Manager Hacks, Carriages Baggag Checked and Transferred Trucks and Furniture Wagong- Pianos Moved, Boxed aid Shipped.