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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 14, 1904)
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 14, 1904. THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, ORKGON. 7 r v X J l 1 A MATTER Absolutely Pure HAS fW SUBSTITUTE ' ' THE THREE ANQEL3. A Bit el Haaaarlaa Folklore Ilia, trail- Utrawi riraaaaaa. Here U bit of Hungarian folklore: After the Lord bad decided to expel Adam mid Eve from paradise be lent Gabriel, tbe Hungarian angel, to carry out bla order. Now, from tbe eating of tbe frnlt of tbe forbidden tree Adam and Eve had become quite shrewd, and they were endeavoring to get out of tbe fix at beat they could, to they pre pared a big fesst, received Jnbrlel with tbe utiuoat kind acini and aougbt to win bla beurt by a lot of affection ate words. They succeeded. It grieved Gabriel to expel tbeee kind host from their borne, lie therefore returned to the Lord with the request that some body else be charged with this un pleasant uiUslon. Tbereupou tbe Lord sent Florian, tbe Roumanian angel, because tbe Lord knew. Florian to be more obedient and leas magnanimous. Adam and Eve were Just dining when Dorian, bat and large caue la band, stepped In. He aa luted in a boat bumble manner and then told why be hnd come. "Have you It In writing Y' Inquired Adam se verely. "No," stammered tbe visitor, and, frightened, be returned to bis heavenly abode. Then tbe Lord aent Michael, tbe Ger man angel. Adam and Eve at once set to work preparlug even a richer meal than bad been served Gabriel, think ing they might Induce Michael to be lenient. Bo tho very bent things were served, and there was no scarcity of beer and good sausages. Michael ate until be could hardly even wheexe. Then he arose and, drawing his sword, said. "Now you get out of thin!" Ad am and Eve tried all their little trlcki to stay. Tbey appealed to bis mercy and Implored btin to consider bow nicely they had treated him. But all In rain. Michael remained firm, merely saying, "It must lie." And be drove them out.-Chleago News. ".OUR TREASURE iy KEAT8. :yJ-i (gla Fawttr of Three Dlaeaatoaa- llalcht, Breadlk aaa SalUHr. . In reudlng Keats oue Is struck wltb the wealth of his equipment, tbe solid qualities of bla art, hts soaring Imagi nation, bis rare sense of beauty, bli range of emotional response, his rich resources of language, and, not th least noteworthy, bis capability oi growth In tuste. To consider what I poet thus endowed might have gives to the world bad be lived to the age ol Shakespeare or Milton excites th mind almost to pain, so little short ol mlrucle was his actual achievement We believe there la no evidence that ho wrote a Uno-of verse after his twenty-fifth year, and he probably wroU little after his twenty fourth, and yet what a glorious body of life and inapt ration he has left! It is poetry of thr dlnieusions-rhclght, breadth and solid lty. And yet, wlthnl, it baa arrowllki lateiHlty-a quality of which he him self said, "The excellence of every nrl la Its intensity, capable of making si: disagreeables evaporate from their be leg In close relationship with truth and beauty." ! .: " ';- ' '.. ; His transcriptions of the classic lntc ." modern speech In "Hyperion" and "La Kinlu," the wonderful music and coloi Of "Tbe Eve of-- Agues,'!. the -defl nd eerie bundling of ballad themea In "La Belle Dnme sans Mercl" and "Isa Delia? or, The I'ot of BoslV the over flowing dreaminess of midsummer In . DISCRIMINATING LADIEtJ. Bajor tTalag Herplclde on Account of Its DlatlnctlrcaeM. The ladles who have used Newbro's . Herplclde apeak of It In' the highest terms, for lw quick effect in cleansing the scalp of dandruff and also for Ita ex cellence aa a general hatr-dreeatnir. It makes the scalp feel fresh and It allays thnt Itching; which dandruff will cause. Newbro's Herplclde effectively cures dandruff, as It-destroys the germ that causes It. Th same germ causes hnlr to fall out, and Inter baldness; In killing; It, Herplclde stops falling hnlr and prevents . baldness. It la alao an Ideal hair dress ing;, for It lends an aristocratic charm to the hair that la quite distinctive. Sold by leading; druggists. Bend 10c. In stamps for oample to The Herplclde Co., De troit, tllco. Eagle Drug Store, 851-J5S Bond St., 1 Owl Drug Store, 54 Com. St, T. F. Isurln, Prop. "Special Agent" t OF HEALTH gV"UIHH)ll.tyf 3 the "tide to a Nightingale." tbt depth and lyric directness of sucb lines at "In a Drear Nlgbted December," and whole anthology of noble sonnets In terpreting life and nnture-these an but a moiety of tbe overflowing stream of bis passionate Imaginings, for In him the Intellectual and tbe emotional were kindly mixed. In tbe face of such a record of good work the fault of his earlier manner are not wort consideration. Century. Too Rector's Blaader, This Is a verbatim report of a con versation that took place In an upper Broadway apartment oue Thursday afternoon about six months ago: "Is this Mrs. Bo-andeor "It Is." "I am tbe assistant rector of tbe Jericho church." "Ob, yea. Won't you come Inr "Thank you. I saw your name In the registry and bave been trying to And time to call on you ever since I came to tbe church, but somehow I could pot get around to this neighbor hood until today. But I think I know your children. Tour son sings to the choir, does he not J" "lee," "And your little girl Is In Miss An derson's Sunday school class, I be liever. ...... . ... , "Tee." "How old are the children r "TClIUe hi fourteen and Mamie la nine." "Well, well, anybody would think your children were older than that" And be doesn't know to this dsy wby that woman baa stopped going to church New York Herald. ' Nothing to Fear. Judge Itockwood Hoar, brother of (Senator Hoar, was noted as wit as well as a Jurist. Shortly before bis death, aa bis daughter entered bis room In tbe morning, be said: "My dear, I bad a dream last night, and In It I saw tbe angel of death sitting at the foot of my bed. At first I waa horribly frightened, but ai I gated at my visitor my fears vanished. He wore I fur cap." Brooklyn Life. i Tho Opswrtaaltr. It waa night . t Tbey be and she were sitting on tbe porch looking at the stars. , "You know, I suppose," be whis pered, "what a young man's privilege Is when be sees a shooting starr - "No," she answered. "I haven't the lightest Idea. There goes onet"-Ohl eago Tribune. loao. "Who goea there t" . "Godfrey-Godfrey-Godfrey de Bou- ion," stammered tbe young actor wltb .lift drat two line part t "Bupe, supe!" yelled the unfeeling gallery. Pittsburg Tost . kaa. L. If. Tiunn, . Director, BEKTHOYM BDSIUli gOCUTI. It. mlnUhed and I SfafP ' weeke' ueo of tho Wiao of Oardui 1 waa oaoo more a well aad bappy womaa. Wine of Cardut regulates the menstrual flow, banishes headaches, backaches and bearing-down pains. Severe headaches, bearing-dowa pains', indlgestibD', Ids of appetite and nervousness are symptoms of female weakness and should be given prompt attention. If you are troubled with menstrual irregularities do not let them run on. Thtj will certainly grow into dangerous and ohronio troubles. Get a kettle ef Wlue of Cardul and begia' treatment at'onoe. All druggists tell 11.00 bottles of Wine of Cardul. f MORAL DILEMMAS. When Haa Is Vorrri to Make at Choir Helween Two Evlla. The rules of logic are unknown to the muss of mankind, but no one pos scfisod of Intelligence is unfamiliar wltb the priM-tnt of balancing 'alterna tives. Even the animals use It when they choose between two paths or two actions, as between fight and flight Men use it In every dilemma, great or mail, from the choice between the Simplest actions to the Issue of life or death. Is the thing under considera tion good or bad? Hliall I vote for A or Bt Khali I net now or postpone? Khali I take a risk? Hhull I stop or go ont Khali I change my course? Hliall 1 do this or that? In these and other dlletuiimH we bulunce tho consequences of one alternative against the other and choose what appears to be tbe bet ter. Faring dentil in two forms, we choose the better way. Balancing al ternatives, one will jump from a blgb window to the puvement to escape Are. The moral dllemmns presented to us are not always limited to a clear choice between right and wrong. It la wrong to steal, but should one starve or permit those dependent on him to starve rstlier than steel 7 It la right to tell the truth, but should one tell tbe truth when It Involves tbe betrayal of bis oom ratios, bis country, bis family? It Is wrong to deceive, but would not one be justified In deceiving tbe enemy who would destroy ItlmT It is wrong to kill, but may not one kill In self de fense? The problem of morals presses con stantly upon the human race, present ing to each individual In turn new trials, dilllcultles and ' repugnant chokes. Each uuixt to a large degree choose his own way to fight bis own battle. These are the facts which con fuse our ethical counselors. It Is not poHxIblu to uet always In exact har mony with our moral code. If oue Is so placed that bo can save his, mother from starvation only by stealing, he will violate the fifth commandment If be permits her to starve, and be will violate the elKhth commandment if he chooses to steal. The choice between two evils often cjiues to tbe Individual suddenly aud Imperatively. He must act at once, reuderlug a decision for which there Is often no precedent known to blm. Tbe Decalogue, which be can recite; tbe philosophical analy Is of tbe evolutions of ethics, do not aid him. ' He who Is thus tried and who desires to do right will choose tbe, course which is least, evil.; lie will balance tbe alternatives, exactly as does the one who' jumps to the pavement rather than remain in the burning building. From "Balance: The Fundamental Ver ity," by Dikudu J. S A Tricky lktar. "Talking about rats," said a stevedore on a Sixth street pier, "reminds me of a pretty slick trick I witnessed the other day on the part of a down east kipper who wished to rid tbe ship of a number of troublesome rodents. His vessel was moored near to an English freighter, and he noticed that she was taking in a quantity of cheese. So oue evening be found an excuse for hauling out to her and taking bis own packet alongside. The next step was to procure a plank, amear It well wltb an odoriferous preparation of red herrings and place It through an open port on board the Eugllshmaa The result was that during the night there waa a wholesale immigration of rats from the American ship's bold to tbe cheese laden vessel alongside." New York Press. Get a bottle of the Bitters today from your drwnrist and f give it a ohance to cure you of Heartburn, Belching. i Indigestion, 9 Coaitlpitlon or Malarial Ftver. It never fails. Try it and see, r2 Otters also set a tre copy of our 1908 Almanac. It's very instructive Don't Neglect Yourself. 14M Stooad atraat, LotmnuLa, Kvn April M, IMS. I kavs baaa weak and alckly lor Ubt pai fear yatss, ' eanMd bj Imfalaritr aad oaraloMnoaa nrardiaf ske Uwa of health, bat about Ore montha afo bj ooadittoa boean Tory atriona, I bad aorora baokaobo aad anflorei aooattent dull nala in my bead. 1 apentwaaiT, seJnM day, and raleerabla. nation alfhta. The dootoc toid m that I muit bavo paUooco. - - Hlemedloloedld not, bowerer, gtre m eraa tenporarr relief and aa I bad beea told of las oaraUve aaalfUoa el Wine of Cardut I decided to try Ik - I found that It rellered mo of pala. Aa ay oaatal health lmprorod my other troBblaa ware rradoaUy ai- afUr TRAVELERS' GUIDE. alif oi nia ! The land of fruits, flowers and' sun shine, where all tbe summer sports may be enjoyed In winter. PORTLAND to LOS ANGELES AND RETURN. reached via THE SHORT ROUTE Beautifully Illustrated booklets and folders, descriptive of the many charm ing winter resorts, may be secured from any Southern Pacific Agent, or address W. E. COMAN, G. P. A Portland, Ore. ASK THE AGENT FOR TICKETS To Spokane, 'Bt0 Paul, MlnneatMlla, Duluth, CHIosqo, 8t Louis, and all polnU Mtt .wicl Mtitiw 2 OVERLAND TRAINS DAILY Q The Flyer and! he Fast Mail Z .19 h 6tl! (It! I i'H ftPLENDID SERVICE ' TUP TO DATE EQUIPMENT COURTEOUS EMPLOYES Daylight trip serosa ths Cascade and Rooky Mountains. ' ' For tickets, rates folders and foil in formation call on or address o. ,(- t . '. H. DICKSON, -T City Ticket Agent HI Third Street, Portland, Or. iw & O. TERKE8, O. W. V, JL,, tit First Avenue, Seattle, Wash. WE GIVE EXPEDITED. , . ; , SERVICE ON FREIGHT ROUTE YOUR SHIPMENTS i- v. - VIA GREAT NORTHERN Full Information from ' - WM. HARDER, General Agent Portland, Ore. The World's Pair Route. ELrerrhtLRouTED AYLIGHT RIDE D IZZY CRAGS . EEP CANONS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY Bee nature In all tie glorious beauty, and then the acme of man's handl work. The first Is found along the line of the Denver A Rle Grande Railroad, the latter at tbe St Louie World's Fair. Tour trip wW be one of pleas uremake the most of It - For Infor mation and Illustrated literature write W. C. McBRlDE, Gen. Agt. Portland, Or. A trans continental trav eler" saysf "I've tried them all and I prefer the Western Limited It's the best lobe found from inoof tft annoef " VUUu VJ vviiwvi mm It's 4,The Train for Com- I Atr" MfAW ri rrVf in iYitx voor between Minneapolis, St. Paul and Chicago. Before starting on a trlp-no matter where-write tor Interesting informa tion about comfortable traveling. H. L SISLEPv General Agent 132 Third St Portland, Oregon. T. W. TEASDALE, General Passenger Agent, , . bi raui, oiion. 55 ro . sort 1 -)t i -. anMHW-WMnBBMMMHMaHMRW in. miiii mi 1 1 1 -i"' 'f ''V' J' J" ";T" 1 " '" ""'' " r'Best I I by Test'! .; I TRAVELERS' GUIDE. Steamer "SUE 3. ELf,20RE" The Largest; Staunchest, Steadiest and most Seaworthy vessel ever on this route. Best of Table and State Boom Accommo dations. Will make round trip every five days between ASTORIA I TILLAMOOK Connecting at Astoria with the Oregon Eailway & Navigation Co. hiiJ AbUiia & Columbia River R. R. for Portland, San h'Hiiciweo hi id all point East. For freight and passenger rates apply to ' : ' " 'w Samsel Elmore 0 Co., Gea'I Afits., Astoria, Ore. .iv r:f vi! a- ft oRTO 'f4 j.-.rf? .v-ttih' A. & C. K. K. Portland, Oregon , Pacific Navagation Company, Tillamook, Oregon 1 1 1 r O. Il & Company, Portland, Oregon . Famous Trains . Tbe Southwest Limited Kansas City to Chicago, The Overland Limited to Chicago via Omaha, The Pioneer Limited St Paul to Chscago, run via ChicaeG. -Milwaukee & St. Paul Each route offers numerous attractions. The principal ' thing to insure a quick, comfortable trip east is to see that your tickets read via the Chicago, Milwaukee & St.' Paul Railway. n. S ROWE. 1 General Agtnt 134 A. & C: R. R. c TIME CARD. EFFECTIVE 8EPT. 4, 1904. Leave PORTLAND Arrive 8.00 a.m i Portland Union) 11.10a. m 7,00 p.m depot for Astoria) 9.40 p.m Leave ! ASTORIA Arrive 7.45 a'm ( for Portland and 11.30 a.m 6,10 p.m I way points - 1 10.30 pm " ' SEASIDE 'Mvision ;;. . Leave ASTORIA Arrive 11.35 a.m for Seatiide Direct 6:20 p.m Leave . ASTORIA. ' Arrive t8.15a.ni I for Warrenton, 1 l0:i5s,m , , Hammond, Ft f , 5,50 p.m Stevens. Seaside) 7:40s,m Leave SEASIDE) ' Arrive 4 :30 p.m for Astoria Direct 1 12 :30pan Leave SEASIDE. Arrive 6.15 a. m ( for Warrenton Ft 1 9 25s.m j Stevens. Ham- y 9.30a.m i mond,Astoria ) 7.20 p.m. Additional train leaves Astoria daily at 11:30 a. m. for all points on Ft Stevens branch, arriving Ft Stevens 12: SO p. m, returning, leaves Ft Stev ens at 2:00 p. m., arriving Astoria 2:45 Sunday only. c ' Through tickets and close connec tion via. N. P. By. At Portland and Goble and O. R. 4 N. Co., via. Portland. j, Mayd,'a P. A. NORTHERN PACIFIC Time Card nl Trains PORTLAND Leaves ' Arrives vget Bound Limited.?: am l:tt pm Kansas Clty-St Louis Special U:lt am 1:46 pm North Coast Limited I:t8 D m T:N a m Tacoma and Seattle Night Express 11:46 pm 1:05 em Take Puget Sound Limited or North Coast Limited (or Gray's Harbor points Take Puget Sound Limited for Olytn- pta direct - Take Puget Bound Limited or Kan sas Clty-St Louis Special for points on South Bend branch. Double dally train service on Gray's Harbor breach. Four trains dally between Portland. Tacoma and Seattle. 3 " Third Street, Portland SllOJtJ LINE AKb yIOHjrUCIflC Saq Francisco and Portland & . Co. n hours from Portland to Chicago. No change of ears. TIKE 80HKDULZ8 Depart From Arrive PORTLAND Chicago i' Portland Halt Lake, Denver, Ft Special Worth, Omaha, Kan- IMtm Waa. m. saaClO.HtLoula, via Hunt- Chicago and tbeEast lngton . i. ' " AtlanUe Express Salt Lake, Denver Ft Kisp.m. Worth, Omaha, Kan- 7:15 am via Hunt- sas City, 8t Louis, lngton Chicago and the East StPaul Walla Walla, tewla- . Fast Mall ton, Hpokaue.JJinue- 5:15p.m. apolia 8t raul, Duluth :)pni via Spo-. Milwaukee, Chicago, kane and ast OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE From Astoria AU sailing dates subject to change. For iSan Francisco fevery five days. - Daily ex Columbia River to 4am Daily ex cept Mon cept Bun day atTaru rvnwuu auu nay landings Steamer Nahcota leaves Astoria on the tide DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY. FOR ILWACO, connecting there with trains for Long Beach, Tioga and North Beach - points. Returning ar rives at Astoria same evening. " rbrough tickets to and from all prin cipal European cities. O. W. ROBERTS. Asent . Astoria, Ore. fells MMtm Capsules Jfor I n ftammrUion or Oatr of vhe Litsader and Diee tw( Kidneys. io care eo ff. Cam quickly ud l'eras neatly the wontl rte ol Couorrhoco. ftnd b04, no matter of how tons iAtxi ioj?. beoJt3tel bsum)pi. toidl by dniKcato. rTM l 00, or by mull. potpi4. 'Ti;E SANTAiCPt!! GO oM by Chan. RofATfl, 461 CdmretreiU r U2p n;-r i stt -Hk.rt ;-, '., j. .