THE MORNING AS TOR I A N, ASTOh I A , OREGON.
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 13, 1904.
PROOFESSIONAL CARDS.
FREDERICK V. MOHN, M. D.
Physioian and Surgeon.
Office and resident, over Peterson A
Brown', Offlc hours: I to 11: SO a, m
and S to 4:30 p. m.; evenings, to S.
Sunday By Appointment
DR. J. A. REGAN
Dentist
Offlc over A. V. Alien' Stor.
Offlc hour. ) to 13 and 1 to 5.
JAY TUTTLE, M. D.
PHTSIC1AN AND SUKOEON
Acting- Assistant Surgeon
U.S. Marine Hospital Service.
Offlc hour: 10 to 11 s-m. 1 to 4: SO p.m
471 Commercial Street. 2nd Floor.
Dr. RHODA C. HICKS
08TEOPATHIST
atanatU Bldg. 171 Commercial Bt
FHONK BLACK SMS.
Lout a Fl. ,
"Have yon a tnsto for music?" nsktvl
Miss t'liiU'oou of Iloston.
"I- don't know," replied the million
aire mine owner's daughter froiu 1.m,
pi UitUh. "I uover tnstod any, but I
like to bear It played."
That ended It. for Miss Chllbcen was
down snd out for twenty minute,
though she afterward claimed that she
lost on a foul. Cincinnati Commercial
W4h
Holly Sprinev Miss.. March M. loot
While building railroads in Tennessee
some twelve year ago a nnmbr of handi
contracted fever and various forma of
blood and skin disease. I carried S.S.S.
in my commissary and gav it to my hands
with moat gratifying results, I canreconh
mend S. S. S. aa th finest preparation fot
Malaria, ohllla and fever, aa well aa ail
blood and akin diaaaaea. W. L McGowAjf.
C W. BARR, D. D. 8.
Ha Opened Dental Parlor In
17-818, Th Dekum.
PORTLAND, OREGON.
Whsr h will b pltd to meet
Prlnds and Patrons.
Dr. VAUGHAN,
Dentist
Pythian Building, Astoria, Oregon.
Dr. T. L. BALL
DENTIST
at Commercial street. Astoria Or.
Dr. W. 0. LOGAN
DENTIST
678 Oommerciai St, Shanahan Building
MISCELLANEOUS.
C J. TRENCHARD
Insurance, Commlsalott and Shipping
CUSTOMS HOUSE BROKER.
Agent WeUa-Fargo and Northern
Paclfio Exprens Companle.
Cor. ELEVENTH and BOND ST&
AKILJULEN,
Merchant Tailor.
Occident Building.
' JAPANESE GOODS
New stock of fancy goods just
arrived, at Yokohama Bazaar.
Call and see the latest novelties
from Japan.
I suffered greatly from Boils, which
would break out on different parts of my
body. I saw S. S. 8- advertised and aftet
using about three bottles I was cored,
and for the last three years hav had a
trouble whatever. A. W. ZlW.
Rooms ! "7 Read St , Bvansville, Ind.
I began using your S. S. S. probably ten
years ago tor Malaria and blood trouble,
and it proved so good that I have con-
anuea ever since using it as a tamily
remedy. It is a pleasure for me to recom
mend S. S. S. for th benefit of others
who are needing first rat blood purifier,
ionic ana cure lor Mai ana.
Arkansas City, Ark. C. C HgimtOWAV.
Boila, abscess, sores, dark or yellow
splotches and debility are some of the
mnpioms of this miserable disease.
S. S. S. counteracts and removes from the
blood all imDuri-
ties and poisons
and builds np the
en tire system. It is
guaranteed s pure
ly vegetable reme
dy, write for med
ical acmce or any
special informa
tion about case,
Is Swift Spwlflo Canpaiy, Atlasta, fit.
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O contain all th lataat Oriental da-
I signs and fashions. You will
O want some for;Xmas, if yeu se O
them.
O J. W. KWONG CO.
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'When yon bny canned clams
ssk for
RAZOR BRAND
Clean and wholesome sod a home
product For sale by all leading
grocers. Warrention Clam Com
pany, Warrenton, Or.
BEST 15 CENT MEAL.
You can always find the best
15-cent meal in the city at the
Rising Sun Restaurant.
612 Commercial St.
FIRST-CLASS MEAL
PARKER HOUSE
H. B. PARKER, Proprietor
Free Coach
Large Sample Rooms on
Ground Floor.
for 15c; nice cake, coffee, pie, or R00ms 50c, 75c, $1.00 and $1.50
doughnuts, 5c, at U. b. Kestaur-
SHOOT1NQ BIG GAME.
Oaaaer When the Mallet Pall t
Stop the Brata'a Advaae.
The disturbing rU-mout lu lumttng
e-lephaut or seladtwg or rhino has bwu
always to uio at least the feeling of
uueertaiuty as to whether or not I
could stop tho animal If I wounded It
aud it churgod tm. as It did ou au nv
erat; of once iu three time.
ltused on tuy experleuee, therefore. 1
should place the olepliuut flint aud the
rhino third after the soladnng. which
la fully aa formidable aa th tJape buf
falo and is miscalled the bison all over
India. Each of these animals Is dnu-
gerous ou different aud individual
grounds. The elephnut, though lea
likely to charge tliau any of the others,
la terrifying because of his enormous
strength, which stops at no obstacle,
aud the extreme difficulty of reachlug
vltul spot, especially If, with trunk
tightly colled, he Is coming your way.
I kuow of no sensation more awe
some than standing ankl deep
clinging mud lu dens cover, with th
jungle crashing around you as though
(he entire forest was topplln
elephant you have wounded comes
smnshlug hi way In your direction.
The seladaug la dangerous partly be
cause of the thick jungle he seeks
when wounded, but mors especially
because of his tremendous vitality and
bis usual though not Invariable habit
of awaiting the hunter ou hi tracks
and charging suddenly, swiftly and
viciously. It requires close aud hard
shooting to bring down on of these
six foot specimens of oriental cattle,
The danger of th tiger and of the
Hon is In their lightning activity and
ferocious strength. Hut you have the
shoulder In addition to the head shot
It broadside, or, if coming on, the cheat
all sure to stop If well placed. The
reason the rhino is so formidable Is be
cause its vulnerable spots sre so bard
to reach. IU brain U aa amall In pro
portion as that of the elephant and
may be reached through the eye If
head-on, or about three Inches below
and just In frout of or just behind the
base of the ear, according to your post
Uon for a abot. Outing.
REMEMBER IN A SICKROOM
That medicine bottle should be kpt
out of sight.
That garrulona friends should be
treated In the same wise fashion.
That a rubber Ice bag Is as useful ss
a hot water bag.
That everything about the room
should be scrupulously clean.
That It Is sometimes safer to humor
sick people than to argue with them.
That rapid recovery from Illness of
ten depends more upon nourishing food
than upon medicine.
That sweet smelling flowers should
never be permitted In a room where
there is a very sick person.
That both light and ventilation can
be regulated by placing a tall screen
between the bed and window.
ant.
434 Bond St
per Day.
WOOD! WOOD! WOOD!
Cord wood, mill wood, box wood, any
kind ef wood at lowest prioss. Kelly,
the transfer man. 'Phone 2211 Blaok,
Barn en Twelfth, opposit oper
house
Foot ef Ninth Street ASTORIA. OREGON
Aa Old, Old Story.
How ancient la the servant problem?
A corresiondent of the New York Tost,
referring to a letter from the Duchess
of Ormonde, written in HHVS, quotes
from an epistle dated North Yarmouth,
Me., March 20, 1780, as follows: "I
have been without any but Betsy
about a fortnight and am determined
to continue so rather than endeavor to
hire one of this country. The pride of
Independence Is so prevalent here that
the people had rather slave at home
than live In my kitchen In plenty,
Were I to take them to my table they
would have no objection to obllg me.
The want of good domestics Is general
therefore I have less reason to com
plain, but I wish a method could be
found to render us less dependent upou
them."
IN A PADDLE WHfcEL.
A Terrirlaat Adveatare Will Mo.
meat t ltvadlr Peril.
Mr. Stanhope Hull, author of "Twen
ty Years at Son," was not much more
tliau a boy when he had the following
curious and terrifying adventure, the
recollection of which haunted him all
his life! The ship on which he was
making his first voyage was loading
cotton In Mobile hay, mid the captain
had sent him In a small bout to get
some newspapers from a big side
wheel steamer which lay near by.
In trying lo bring the boat up to the
steamer, he says, 1 upset myself and
went dowu. I could not swim, aud I
struggled in hopeless terrur. Wbeu I
came to. the surface I found myself In
the brackets of the great wheel. They
were greeu with river mosa nnd slip
pery as Ice, but I mauaged to get
astride of one and regain my breath.
As I held on, panting from my plunge,
a thrill of horror ran through me. Th
wheel had alowly begun to revolve. In
agony I shouted, but In that great
wheel box my vole waa a nothing.
Slowly the wheel turned, carrying n
upward. When I reached th top I
should be ground to piece, or, If by
chanc I escaped that fate, I ahould lie
drowned when I waa again drawn un
der th wheel Into the fearful auction.
Again and again I ahouted. Finally,
ss 1 was nearlng th top, little trap
door opened and some one looked Into
tho box. 1 opened my mouth to call
one more, but my throat was paralys
ed. For a mohient I could not utter a
note.
The trapdoor was Just closing when,
with one mighty effort, my voice cams
back and I screamed. The man open
ed the trap again, saw me. sprang upon
the wheel and snatched me Into safety.
I was a heavy weight In his arms as
be carried me to the deck, for I fainted
dead away.
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING.
ItATI.St
I'irst Insertion, One Cent a Word.
One Week, Kach Line, joe.
Two Weeks, Kach l.lnc, 45c,
One Month, Much Line, 75c.
Astorlan Free Want Ads.
nyone I)esirina Situation ran Insert an Advertisement in this Column
of Three Lines Two Time Kre of Charge.
HELP WANTED.
WANTED-WOMAN KO OKNKttAI,
housework. Inquire to Franklin.
wanted A girl for generul houses
work. Apply at 7S8 Exchange. Mrs.
Slnrtold.
C1RCUI.AIW AND BAMi'I.K D18
irinuior wanton everywhere; no
canvassing; good pay, Co-operative
Adv. Co., New York.
THE OIliaiNAl, JOHN A. MOLEU
ha opened oso of th famous bar
bar colleges at 644 Clay St., Ban Fran
Cisco; special Inducements this month;
positions granted; tuition earned
while learning. Writ correct numbr,
44 Clay at., 8an Francisco.
FOR RENT-ROOMS.
flOt IMS FOR RENT INQUIRE
Astorlan utile.
AT
Tha Tlbelaa Bible.
The Tibetan Illblo consists of 108
volume of J ,000 page each, contain
ing 1.0K3 aeparate book. Kach of the
volumes welk'hs ten pounds. In addi
tion to this there are 223 volumes of
commentaries, which are necessary for
the understanding of the Scriptures
The typ from which th Bible (or
Ksb-gyur) Is printed require rows of
bouse Ilk a city for storage.
For Rent Furnished or unfurnished
housekeeping room. 127 rteventh st.
FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS.
Coatda't Be Faaalbl.
"Your symptoms," prououueed th
physician, "indicate hydrocephalus."
"What's thatr
"Water on th brain."
"It cant b that, doctor," ssld Mr.
Jagway, greatly relieved. "I haven
drunk a drop of It for six months."
Exchange.
OS
Every Woman
1 a uunetea ana tnouiu now
Sbuut the wonderful
MARVEL whirling Spray
.lata, Krrlac.. ff.
1. Ktt-Hr-
BAY VIEW HOTEL
E. G LASER, Prop.
Nome Cooking, Comfortable Beds, Reasoa
ablc RaUl and Nic TreatmenL
S.ll . WjQLW u
0V I 1 m now
vtliVsrSk. noamw
1 ha 1 mmrmrr
mi m
I r he cannot bdddIv
MAHt KL. acraut Do
other, but tend alamo for
IllDrtraled book-naM. Itatraa
full Dartleulart and rtlraetlona !n-
Talnabl to ladlea MARVKLCO
a ' bmw, bvvw a iibi
THE NEW NEHALEM HOUSE
Car. fourteenth and Exchange Bts.
oe block back of Foard A Stokes Htore.
J. H. ANSON, Prop., . - Astoria, Ore.
Board and LodIn $1.00 and up
Cleaacst Bedi in th City. Fine Table Board,
Kew Furniture Throughout.
Itoles made to steady Theatrical Troupes
ASTORIA HOTEL
Corner Seventeenth and Puane SU.
75 cents a day and up. Meals
20 cents. Board and lodging
$4 per week.
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SU -aanrnaaaralty aaaa la OSSaraat
llaaam Ha latnalaaa la san (attar, aatb-
ma, lanjc. OuaaL tml
Phone 2175 Red. Open Day andjxigbt.
The Astoria
Restaurant
MAN MING, Proprietor.
Fine meals served at all
hours. Oysters served in
any Btyle. Game in season.
381 Bond Street, Cor. (th. Astoria, Ore.
taanach, B, Mdnm aaavi has I
HBiiBBB caarvas annus aia can a4
tL-" 7 "a a
blaaks aa bttiIj - nraam-
lino jrmju. XDouMm ' '
Tht C Gee Wo Chinese Edldae Ci
IU Aldsr It. riil 1 -
aVMaoUaa laaaa.
Why He Walts.
"I went to the trial of- that brain
testing machine," he said.
"Yes?" she returned wearily.
i "I let them try It on me," be contln
uea, reeling sure ne wouia arouse ner
Interest in due time.
"Yes?" she responded with th same
evident weariness.
"It didn't work," be persisted.
"Of course not," she said, with some
emphasis.
It took him some time to figure It all
out, but when be did he decided to
postpone his proposal for at least s
other week. New York Press.
i
Tset tiny Capsules are superior I
10 oaiiam or v.opaios,. 1
Cubebi or Injections andurraA;
CURE IN 48 HOURSlpij
th sam diseases with aa-'!
out Inconvenienc. I
fblj sy all ')
Aa Epleare la Condlraeat.
It was In the dining room of a conn
try bote), the Chicago Record-Herald
says, and the brisk waitress held
gloss pitcher above some steaming
buckwheat cakes she bad placed before
the guest from town.
"Slr'pr she asked.
"If you please."
"Will you have it raound and raound
or In a puddle?"
"Beg pardon?"
"Raound and raound or In a puddle?"
"I-I-ln a puddle, I think."
The golden stream began its sticky
descent on the center of the cakes, and
as she poured the waitress Included the
guest and her work In one friendly con
templative glance.
"Some prefers it raound and raound,
but I like It best In a puddle myself,"
she said graciously, as she shut off the
stream of sirup with a dexterous turn
of her wrist
Wba Waa Conceited f
"If there's anything I hate It's a
conceited person, and that Blowley Is
certainly th limit"
"What make you think him con
ceited r
"He told some one he knew as much
I know." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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10 11501
CURED BY
FOLEY'S HONEY
AND TAR
Obstinate, racking Coughs that tnaks
jrour head ache, your throat and lungs
aor and Inflamed, that rob you of
sleep until your system becomes so run
down that you are in grave danger of
Pneumonia or Consumption, ar quickly
cured by Foloy't Honey and Tar
FOLEY'S HOMEY 1X0 TAR
soothes and heals th Inflamed air pas
sages, allays the feverish conditions,
stops the cough and prevents serious
results from a cold.
FOLEY'S HOMEY AMD TIB
Is the only prominent cough medlcln
on th market that does not contain
opiate or harmful drugs of any kind
and on this account is safest for children,
It Is uneicclled for Croup and Whoop
ing Cough and will quickly cur ths
racking cough which follows meastes
and leave so many children with weak
lungs unless properly treated.
Remember the name FoiSy'a
Honey and Tar and refus substi
tutes that cost you the lamt as the
genuine. Do not take chances with
soma unknown preparation.
Consumption ThniUmd.
C. Unger, 211 Maple St., Cbamplagn,
111., writes: "I jwos troubled with
backing cough for a year and I thought
I bad consumption. I tried a great many
remedies and I was under th care of
physicians for several months. I used
one bottle of Foley's Honey and Tar;
It cured me, and I hav not been trou
bled since."
Three sixes 2Sc, 50c, $1.00.
Th 50 cent size contains two and
one-balf times as much as the small six
and the $1.00 bottle almost six times
much.
SSLD AID RECCIX.ED BY
CHAS. ROGERS, Drugsfct
For Sale You can net three stoves
for 110 at lit Fifth street.
HORSE. tlUOOY AND HAIINEHS
for sale. Address M. Astorlnn.
IXCl'BATOR FOR SAtK00 KUU8
capacity; also ihrife 100 capacity
brooders; lirst-ciass condition. Ad
dress A. Astorlan Office.
rOR RENT HOUSES.
For Rent Blx-rooin house, corner
7th and I Vdu r streets, Alderbrook,
two blinks from car line. Inquire of
Mrs. K. Johnson, over Fisher llros.'
stor.
SPECIAL NOTICES.
125 Reward.
To the partlfs that circulated th
report that thr was a number of
Hoiiby (Ins eimlnrs on the Columbia
river that would not run and were laid
aside for "scrap Iron," I will pay th
above reward for the name of each
owner of suiltl engine furnished me
through the Astorlan.
ANDRKW IIAtrOK.
For sale At Gaston's feed stable,
No, 105 Fourteenth street; one Landle's
harness machine; one Smith-Premier
typewriter; on 20 hp motor and belt
ing; 1000 good sacks.
OLD PAPERS FOR SALE AT THIS
Offlc; 2!c pr hundred.
Bank Nolle.
Th nineteenth annual meeting of the"
stockholders of the First National Rank
f Astoria, for th election of director
and transaction of other business, wilt
b held at th banking offlc, Tuesday,
January 10th, 1003. at I p. m.
H. 8. tloRDON, Cashier.
December 11th. 1904.
"MISCELLANEOUS."
Te th Public
Notice Is hereby given that polling
place for precinct number six In th
city of Astoria, for the election to be
held on the Ulh day of December, 1904,
has been moved from the old Adair
schoolhouse to the mess house near
McQregor' mill.
OLOF ANDERSON,
Auditor and Police Judge.
Hansen A McCanna, who occupy ths
shop formerly used by T. 8. Simpson,
adjoining ths city water office, ar
prepared to do all kinds of sign nd
carriage painting. They will make a
specialty of work of this class and
guaranto satisfaction.
If you ar thinking of railing or mov
Ing a building It would b to your
advantag to see Frdrlckson Bros,
general carpenters and house movers.
Shop, corner Tenth and Dunn streets.
Fisher's pera House
L. E. SEIIG,
Lessee end manager
Tuesday, Dec. 20
America's Greatest Home Play, James A. Heme's Beautiful
Lomedy-Drama
' vShore Acres"
Under the management of
MRS. JAMES A. HERNE
With entire new scenery and Mechanical Novelties.
Superb Production Guaranteed !
PRICES: Reserved Seats,' li.oo; Gallerv admission, tar.
sale opens Monday morning at 9 o'clock at Griffin's Book Store.
Seat
The TROY Laundry
la the only White Labor Laundry in the City. Doos the Best
of Work at very reasonable Prices, and is in every way worthy
of your patronage. Cor. 10th and DUANE STS. Phone 1991
mxixmrxxiiiiiiiiiiiitg-rTTTTiiiiitvTtii,..t!TT
FRESH AND CURED MEATS
Wholesale and Retail
Ships, .Logging Camps and Mills supplied on short notice.
LIVE STOCK BOUGHT AND SOLD
WASHINGTON MARKET . CHRISTENSON Q CO.
ixmitiiiMiiimxin
Reliance
Electrical
Works .sr
We are thoroughly prepared for making
estimates and executing orders for
all kinds of eleotrical Installing and
repairing. Supplies in stock. W
sen the ueiebrated SHELBY LAIIP.V
Call npPhon 118L,
428 BOND STREET