FRIDAY, DtCEMltR 2, 1904. THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, ORKGON. CrSip Views of tun Everyday Philotophei i jffVtKB time to till or you will rug 1 out of time lu work. ' At count fairs, at la life, tin tidt IllOWi Kt the UlOSt. uuv unnny woman ill a piova will A ... ... LI run a doi-u Innocent men la debt The bitppU'st girl It on who think Mr father the boat man oo earth. People who haft nothing to do toad dog't llf bunting entertainment 'A anob recognltet aa bla aupertoi only tht umn who hai mora money, Zeal and duty art not alow, but curt slty gala there btfort tlthtr of- them. If you want a abort cat to ueco, Ukt blnta from other people! expert- net. Agt ta only a question of bow nucb wt art allvo and bow oincb wt art dead. Wt art well off wbto wt don't ban all tbt nilserle other ptoplt think wt bavt. Wt art our own architect; Idea art tbt brkka and penitveranrt It tbt tuor tar. Women are atldom cynic. Tbey d Clint to let It get out that they bavt drawn a blank. Man feel a generou glow when be denies liluiKi'lf wmietbliig bt can't ralmi the money to buy. All the world Iowa a lover, because bt la to funny. ExptM-U'uct la tXM'iwlve, but wt would fool our money away anyhow. Tlit ruilo iiiau always thinks bt de atrvt credit for not being a hypocrite. When a man really love hi wife, b doesn't lultul lining bur kite blm In bot weather. Tbla la a quiH'r world. Tbo people Burnt run after are thow who dou't pay their debt. Another form of selfishness la al wayi wanting to bestow fgvora and never wanting to aecet tbein.-Cbl-cago Kecord-Ilcrald. Tht fraclal Test. "Are you sure you love blinT aked the girl who give ml vice. "Almost,' answered tht girl with the rnnmllng nnture. "1 tin re watched blm eat an orange nnd a cream puff and mill retain the Impression that he la serenely noble. I am going to wateb blm eat corn from the cob, and If that doesn't diaturb my Impreulona I shall feeJ abaolutely aure," - Washington Star. 01 Hid of the Weeds. It la not a difficult task If peralited In for a farmer to rid bla farm of weeds, aaya Drecder'a Gaaelte. It can bt done, and when one accompilHhed tht farm la worth double Ita former value aa a thing to reat tbt eye on. It la In reality thing of beauty and loaea none of ita ptctureequeneM by having only graaa growing in the rueadow. wheat In the wbeatlk'Ula and corn only where It la cultivated. The fanner aowa bla grain or puta In bla crop, tht wlnda tow tht weed aeeda. and there you are, but If you allow no weeda to grow It la plain without argument that your weedy growth will become less and lea each year. Certainly the labor of cultiva tion la much leaaened, but even If tbla ware not true It la euough that It adda Immimaely to the appearance of tht farm. Temptatloa. FJmt Moth-It'a no wonder yon art troubled with Indigestion after eating to much. Second Uoth-I know. But it wai auch a fashionable overcoatl Town and Country. Haadllaa- tha Law. "According to the boyt who took Ptlter borne tbla morning, bla wlft laid down the law to blm." "Laid It down! Why, man, abe threw It at hlm."-8t. Taul New. Woe ef tha Voar Hiitrti. Visitor What la the matter with Fldof Hostess Oh, Isn't It horrid t I gave Mm to tht laundreaa to waab, and aba lurched blm! : 4 a 8 To dctormlnt definitely the amount tt filth feat geta Into milk during tbt stores of milking and bow much thlt tan be leaaened by waahlng the udden tht following wai dont; It wat determined after oarers! trial wltb three different mllktra oe felrty cowl that It require an averagt tf four and one-balf mlnutea to milk tow. A glaaed dltb eleven tncbea In diameter, the bIm of an ordinary milk pall, waa placed Id tht top of pall and bold under tht cow'a udder In tbt taut poaltlon aa when milking. For four and one-balf minute the mllket then went through motion almllar to boae made In milking, but without (rawing any milk. The amount of Urt which fell Into the dlah during tbi operation waa of courae approximately the Burnt aa would bavt gone Into toi milk during the mlllclug procesa. Tbf ilrt caught In tht dlb waa then bruab d Into amall glaaa weighing tube. Om udder washed and the proceas re pouted. The dirt which fell from tht wasted udder was alto carefully rushed Into a weighing tube. Bot ttbta were then placed In a dcalccator MBd ftr drying twenty-four boun were accurately weighed on a cbenv leal balance. Sixty trtnli were made at different Masons of the year. With uddere that were apparently clean It waa found ILnt an average of three and one-hall tinie aa much dirt fell from the uiv waahed uddera aa from the same ud iera after they were washed. Wltb oiled utldere tho average waa twenty two and with muddy uddera the aver age waa ninety-four time aa much dirt from the unwashed aa from tbt unit udders after waahlng. Illinois BuUetln. Tfcs Heading Dalrrmaa Wlaa. I have aeen one dairyman wltb a beautiful home, large and wall venti lated stable, all the product of a herd of milk cow, and another farmer with tht aame old house be built tea year before, dilapidated atable. gate broken, fence down, all the product another herd of cow, equal In num ber to the flwt Why tbla difference Wltb tbt aamt conditions? If you go Into tbt boiut of tbt flrat 4ss of men you will find agricultural taper; you will find a reader, a man who has a thluker and la using It lit may not bt a graduate of any agrlcul tural college, but be la a aelf educated nan, who received a large part of hia education from the agricultural papera. Bow much more advanced he would bate been If be had learned the rudl' menta at the agricultural college! But greater honor 1 due to aclf educatloa than to a college educated man. BUii, If progresa was to depend on aelf edu cation we would resemble the anall In stead of the ant I am firm believer that the duty of every state la to place a premium oo agricultural pursuit. The most Im portant branch of agriculture la dairy ing. The growth of cereal depends on dairying to return Ita elemcnta to the toll of which the soil baa been robbed by their growth. Dairying en rtchea tht Boll, while tht growth of cereals impoverishes it Therefore no branch of agriculture should be fos tered and encouraged aa much aa the alrylng Induatry.-B. A. McDonald. Washington State Dairy and Food Commissioner. float aa Tlaselr Ltterwtwra. Tbt dairy and food department of etlnncsota baa recently issued several Important circulars. One la entitled "Butter la King," and la being placed In the banda of the formers of that state. It treats the subject of dairying briefly, simply and thoroughly. It ahowt that it la not necessary for one to buy a lot of thoroughbred ttock to tart In the business, but that tbt proper way la to gradually grade up one's herd. The matter of feeds Is taken up and instructions given for the planting of tolling crops and the building of silos. There are ample di rections for the care and handling of toilk, and the circular concludes wltb the dairy laws of tha slate. A second circular on "Preparation and Propaga tion of Pure Commercial Cultures" has been sent out to the butter maker In tbt state. It treata the subject clearly and fully. Tha "Dairy Stark." 3. A. Crokett, dairyman, Utah A in tuitu ral college, baa recently tent out warning to tbt butter makers of bla atatt against a "dairy sfeark" wbo Is disposing of a process whereby be claims the yield of butter Is Increased from 50 to 100 per cent in excess of that mid In the ordinary manner. Bame old fraud that boba np now and again. AD farmera and dairymen should leave all such fellow and their "process" aloas.-Dalry and dreamery. Raw Treatment Por Milk Parar. Dairy farmer all over the country will be Interexted in the simple and tuecetiBful treatment for milk fever, which consiNts of Injecting filtered at mospheric nlr into the udder, Bays American Agriculture. It Is. there fore, of tho greatest Importance that svery milk producer should acquaint himself with this method nml provldo bimsfif wltb Bultnble apparatus to do the work. This method Is by far the most efficacious and most harm!e: s one tver used and is said to have reduced the mortality lu dairy herds to almost nothing. It !a easy to manipulate and rsautre but little tlu:p o hnndlo it. ' 3 CAME HEAR DYING From ifi Awful Skin Humour Soratched Till Blood Ran. Wilted to Skeleton. CURED BYCUTICURA One Application Soothed Him to Sleep. Cure Speedy tnd Permanent " When my little boy waa about three nontha old hla tesd broke out with rash, which waa very Itchy and ran con dderabl watery fluid. We tried every thing we could, bat be got worse all the tlm till It spread to his arms, legs, and then to bla entire body, and be got to bad that bt earn near dying. The rash would itch bo that be would scratch till the blood ran, and a thin yellowish stuff would be ail over bla pillow In tha morn log. I bad to put mlttena on bis banda to keep blm from tearing his skin aroand bla wrlsta. Ht got so weak and ran down that be took hinting spell Ilk we would think blm dying, lie wss al most a skeleton and bla little hand were thin like claw. "He waa bad about eight month when wt tried Cmlcura Remedies. I bad not laid blm down In his cradle In tha daytime for a long time. lit bad ?ot ao that ht Just slept In oor arms all be time. I washed bla with Caiicura Soap and pot on one application of Cutlcura Ointment and be was so soothed that I put bim lu the cradle. Ton don't know bow glad I felt when he felt better. 1 1 took one box of Cutlcura Ointment, pretty near one cake of Cutl eora Soap, and about half a bottle of Cutfcurn Retolvent, to cure. I think our little boy would hsve died only for tbe Cutlcura Remedlea, and I shall al ways remain a firm friend of them. Mrs. M. C. MAlTLASD, JAsru, Ontario. No return In 14 year. Mrs. Msltland write, nnder date of Feb. 14, 1903, that ths care Is permanent. It affords me much pleaaore to In form yon that It 1 fourteen years since my boy wa cured of tbe terrible kin diseaae from which be suffered. " Ue hae been permanently cored and la hearty and strong. tkmarksat On nrM. CMtrm WiMtT-M. . ft a at CtawkM IM1 W. m 'W o tn. I ijwm tr Chute. At, fatter Vmm m I smb. I, f ... at S4 a -)Lim to twi M'tj Hwmev Xatblaar la It. , "I aay, enn you give mo something for my head?" "No. I wouldn't take it as a gift" Weddea Bllaa. Smith (entering during the storm) Hello, Brown! I waa Just coming to ask you to dine with me tonight. Brown (cheerful, in spite of bis trou ble) You're too late, old man. Aa yon see, I'm Just getting up from the table THE PEOPLE ALL In Ckcraa Cried, Glra TJa Nwkra Beralelda, This word of late baa been In every one's mouth, and many ars wondering what tha word signifies, though no one has yet been found, who will deny that NEWBRO'8 HERPICIDB doe the wore. Well, for the Information of thousands of people who Ilk to know all about a toed thin, we would say that HERPICIDB means, a destroyer or killer of "Herpes.," Now "Herpes" ia the family name of a dlieaie caused by various vegetable par aaltes. A similar microbe cauee dan druff, itching scalp, and falling hair; thla li the microbe that NEWBRO'8 HERPI CIDB promptly destroys; after which the hair grows. Sold by leading druaglata. Send lOo. In stamp for sample to The Herplctde Co., Detroit, Mich. , . Eagle Drug Store, 8S1-S53 Bond St., Owl Drug Store, 54 Com. St., T. F. I aurln, Prop. "Special Agent" Driven to Desperation, Living at an out of the way place. remote from civilization, a family Is often driven to desperation In case of accident, resulting ltv BUrns, Cuts. Wounds Ulcers, etc. Lay in a supply of Bucklen's Arnica Salve. It's the best on earth. 25c, at Chas. Rogers' t - 'l drdg store. TRAVELERS' GUIDE. alifornia ! The land of fruits, flowers and sun shine, where all the summer sports may be enjoyed In winter. PORTLAND to LOS ANGELES AND RETURN. reached via, THE SHORT ROUTE Beautifully Illustrated booklet and folder, descriptive of the many charm ing winter resorts, mar be secured from any Southern Pacific Agent, or address W. E. COMAN, ! . . G. P. A, Portland, Ore. ASK THE AGENT FOB TICKETS Ta Spokane, St Paul, Minneapolis, Duluth, Chioago, St Louis, and all points sait and south. 2 OVERLAND TRAINS DAILY Q Tbe Flyer and The Fast Mail L 8PLENDID SERVICE UP TO DATE EQUIPMENT COURTEOUS EMPLOYES Daylight trip aerosa tht Cascadt and Rooky Mountains. For tickets, ratee folder and full In formation call on or address a DICKSON, City Ticket Agent 122 Third Street Portland, Or. a O. TERKES. O. W. P. A.. II First .Avenue, Seattle, Wash. WE GIVE EXPEDITED SERVICE ON FREIGHT ROUTE YOUR SHIPMENTS VIA GREAT NORTHERN Full Information from WM. HARDER, General Agent Portland, Ore. Tht World's Fair Rout. SB "Best by Test" A trans continental trav eler says: " I've tried them all and I prefer the North western Limited It's the best to be found from coast to coast." ItVThe Train for Com fort" every night in the year between Minneapolis, St Paul -nnd Chicago. Before staitln on a trip no mstter where-writ tor Inlereotln informa tion about comfortable t raveling. M.LSISLER. General Agent 133 Third 6L Portland. Oregon. T. W. TSASDAIJt, General Psssener Agent, Ht Paul, Minn, D ELIGHTfUL ROUTE AYLIGI1T RIDE IZZY CRAGS EEP CAKOKS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY Be naturt In all ha glortoua beauty, and then the acme of man' handi work. The first Is found along the line of the Denver A Rio Grande Railroad, the latter at the St Louia World's Fair. Tour trip wil' be one of pleas uremake the most of It For Infor mation and illustrated literature write W. C. McBRlDE, Gen. Agt. Portland, Or. S55 i TIA life j..iii"-ii...iun- : . ..liihii I m . m m m TRAVELERS' GUIDE. Steamer "SUE El. E.0RE" The Largest; Staunchest, Steadiest and most Seaworthy vessel ever on this route. Best of Table and State Koom Accommo dations. Will make round trip every five days between ASTORIA AND: TIUL.AMOOK Connecting at Astoria with the Oregon Railway & Navigation Co. and Astoria & Columbia liver R. K. for Portland, San Francisco and all points East. For freight and passenger rates apply to Samuel Elmcre & Co.. on to A. & C. It. IS. Portland, Oregon Pacific Navajratlon Company, Tillamook, Oregon O. It- & X. Company, Portland, Oregon Famous Trains The Southwest Limited Kansas City to Chicago, The Overland Limited to Chicago via Omaha, The Pioneer Limited St. Paul to Chscago, run via Chicago. Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway Each route offers numerous attractions. The principal thing to insure a quick, comfortable trip east is to see that your tickets read via the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway. It S ROWE. General Ajtnt A. & C. R. R. TIME CARD. EFFECTIVE 8EPT. 4, 1904. Leave PORTLAND Arrive 8iR)a.m I Portland Union! 11.10a. m 7.00 p.m ) depot Jot Astoria j 9.40 p.m Leave ASTORIA Arrive 7.45 a'm i (or Portland and 11.30 a.m 6 10 p.m j way point 10.30 p m SEASIDE DIVISION Leave ASTORIA Arrive 11 35 a.m (or Seaside Direct 5:20 p.m Leave ASTORIA, Arrive t&ld a.m (or Warrenton, 1 lO:15a,in ' Hammond, Ft f 8.60 p.m Stevens, Seaside) 7:40a,m Leave SEASIDE Arriv 4:30 p m (or Astoria Direct lT:30p.m Leave SEASIDE. Arrive 6.15 a, ru I for Warrenton Ftl 925aTm i Stevens. Ham- 49.30a.rn' mond,Astoria ) 7.20 p.m. Additional train leaves Astoria dally at II: SO a. m. tor all point on Ft Steven branch, arriving Ft Stevens 12: SO p. m., returning, leave Ft Stev en at 1:00 p. m., arriving Astoria 1:45 p. m. Sunday only. Through tickets and close connec tion via. N. P. Ry. at Portland and Qoblt and O. R. A N. Co via. Portland. J. C Mayo, GU P. A. NORTHERN PACIFIC Time Card oi Trains PORTLAND Leaves Arrive nget Bound Limited. 7: a m l:4t p a Kan Clty-St Loul Special u:l am :s pm North Coast Limited l:tt o m 7:tt a n Tacoma and Beattle Night Express 11:46 r m 1:06 ra Tak Puget Sound Limited or Nona Coast Limited for Qraya Harbor points Take Puget Sound Limited for Olym pi a direct Take Puget Sound Limited or Kan- aan City-St. Louis Special for potats on South Bend branch. Double daily train service on Cray's Harbor branch. Four trains dally between Portland Tacoma and 8ttl Gen'. Agts., Astoria, Ore. 134 Third Street, Portland V OREGON Shorj Lime ako UlVIONPACIHC San Francisco and Portland S. S. Co. Tt hours from Portland to Cblcaga. No chans of can. HME SCHEDULES Depart From Arrive PORTLAND Chicago Portland Salt Lake, Denver. Ft Special Worth, Omaha, Kan- 6 23 P ra 9:1ft a. m. aCit. Ht Louis, via Hunt- Chicago and the East tngtoa Atlantle fcxpreea alt tke, Denver Fl 8:15 p.m. Worth, Omaha, Kau- 7 :11am via H unt-'ms City, St Louis, tncton Chicai(oaod the East Bt. Paul jwalla Walla. I ewls- Fast Mall 'loo, 8pokaoe, Mlim- 0:1ft p. su. japoll". Ht Paul, Duluth g:oOp n viaSpo- Milwaukee, Chicago, kane land ast I OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE From Astoria All sailing date subject to change. For iSan Francisco every five days. Dally ex Columbia Kiver to 4am Daily ex cept Mod cept Bun day affaw Portland and nay landings Steamer Nahcot'a leavea Astoria oa th tide DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY. FOR ILWACO, connecting there with trains for Long Beach, Tioga and North Beach points. Returning ar rives at Astoria same evening. Through tlcketa to and from ail prln clpal European cities. O. W. ROBERTS. Aaent, Astoria, Or. Sooirs Santal-Fepsla Cples C-V. A PCSITIVZ CLT.S fiy' a rlDflmmUoaorCu-T , ,1 of the bloudi-ranj iiibcftxl f - i - jnx 1 Kidaaja. Mo care no rfiy. viii amour aoa rerua Deutly the wont cues ot 4uiiarrhwa and Ulees, do maltrof bo lonv tU ln. AbsolawlT harmlxs. Bold by drupfisU. rrku SI. 00, or by Biail, postpahL 1.0e, 1 bans, Sifs. TKI tiSTll Jrt'S IKV Bold by Chat. Rogers, 4BI Commercial ?":'&E:sa-;-',',T"!'i,t"-"