ASTORIA, OREGON, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 1901 PAGE SEVEN. rhcu ATSU Oolurabus, Ohio, May to, 1903. 61 years ago I bad a severs attack of Inflammatory Rheumatism. I was laid ni la bed (or ids month, and tb doctor 1 had did m no good. They changed mtd Idnct every week and nothing they pre scribed seemed to help me. Finally I be- EtbeoMof 8.S.8. Mr knee and elbow its were swollen terribly, and at one 1 tny joint were to swollen and pain lul that I could not cloa them whan opened. I waa to bad that I could not move knee or foot, I waa-gettlngdlacour. aged, 700 may be tare, when I began B. 8. 8., but a I taw It waa helping me I con tin ned It, and to-dv lama touad well man and bTe never bad a return of the disease. 8. a 8. purified my blood and cured ma of tlili severe cat of Rheumatism aitet tterythlng cite had failed. I hart ro commended it to Where with good re mit. 1. H. fturu. 355 Ut. Vernon Ave. The poUonotM add that prod ace the 1 Bammstion and paio are absorbed Intotha blood and Rheumatism can never he con quer! till tbeae art neutralised and fil tered oat of tb blood and system, 8,8.1. goes directly Into the circulation and at Cackt th disease Itaelf. It purlfle and re atorea the blood to a healthy, vorou eonuiuon. 11 contains no potaab, alkali 01 other strong Bin era a, bat it guar anteed entirely vegetable. Write na and our phyat dana will adviat without any cnarg wustever. Our book on Rheo matiim aent fret. Tit Swift Sptolflo Ctnpaty, Atlanta, READ THE ASTORIAN HiflDflOH "Mr falaar k4 km a .aoViar rma .Ink kt4ukt lot tk laat wialrHi iwi ! Tar foaa aa fallal eaMI ka k.)aa toilet four CwinH. tlaea kaka. Ueaa Kiln. UaaM ht M attar k4 W kMrfaaks. Tk ka eatlnla tana kit. Cmh.m arkal roe rwKHaamt u to 4a. I m tin r Ik prlll ot kli ewe." S-S. bliktoa. um Raaiaarat., W.iaaUaasoll. lae. Ctairor n.- a i. J a.SpW' invuowfii Camov CATtwrno PtMuat PalMikU, rn4.nl, TuU Onnd, fta flood, ""? l.a, WMkae or UrW If, aw. kit. Nnwr sola la kolk, Tha .naln wbl.t i.aip4 OUU aanatMd M His or pour Basai kaaa. tailing Remedy Ce., Chicago or N.Y. aot AUUALiALE TEI KILUOI BOXES, t i ILL LUCK ON FATAL FIELD mmmmmmmm Thirteen Is the Number of Heroes Sacrificed This Year On the Gridiron. RECORD YEAR FOR INJURIES 209 Plavera Hurt in the Game Great eat Nnmber of Any Year In Httory Of Modem Col lege Sport. Chicago, Nov, JB. The Record-Her ald todiiy says: ' Thirteen deatha have resulted from football thla eon. The casunlltr Hat la the anme aa laat year, but the number of serious injuries during the season Junt dosed will exceed that of any year sine the Introduction of the modern college sport. The players Injured number 29. THEATERS WELL PATRONIZED. Seat at High Premium Thsnktglv Ing Day Sermon. New York. Nov. 25. It la estlnmted that between 30.000 and 55,000 per aona attended Thanksgiving perfor munce In the New York theaters and that, counting the matinees, there were 75,000 paid adinlHloii. The to tal taken In at box oflli-e aggregated about 1 100,000, Every theater with poBNlbly two exception wits packed from pit to gallery. It waa Impossible to Ret at theater bos office a aent for any of the more popular play three day ago. Hecu lutora held a good many seut until evening when they got fnncy price. Several pair were disposed of at $15 a pair, and $rt. 110 and $12 wa fre quently aaked. In, their Thankaglvlng sermons nearly all of the leading mlnlatera de voted themaelvea to the reaulta of the recent cnmiuilgn and to the outlook fur the future of the country. Towering Through Sue. Port Buld. Nov. 25. A dlvlalon of the fluaaian second TadAc (uad ron, (which arrived yeatnrday) ha entered the Sue canal. Local re- en Wh AUSTRALIAN ELMORE Free Delivery. - presenUtlva of Ilua!a are accom panylng the wiuadron on board the Dagahlp. The Ironclad . are being towed through the canal. No unto ward Incident occurred here. RACING AT LOS ANGELES. 500 Hore Now at the Tr.ok and More Coming. Los Angele. Nov. 24. Ascot park will open It gate today for a aeaaon of lit day' racing. About 600 animal are now (tabled at the track and many more are expected within the next month, lloraea from New Tork, Chi cago and St. Loula track muke up the hulk of the racer, though the Pacific coaat haa furnlehed a large number. There are It atakea to be contented for during the aeaaon. STRIKERS THROW AT TEAMS. Window Were Broken and Patten- oar Injured. New Tork, Nov. 25. Employe of the hanging railroad at ElberfleW who are on a trlke have thrown atone and fired on aeveral train, according to a Time dlapatcb from Berlin, Numerous window were aheltered and aeveral passengers were Injured. Utah Defeate Colorado College. Halt Lake, Nov. 24. Utah university overwhelmlngly defeated the Colorado college eleven thla afternoon, running up a arnre of 43, while enally holding the Owl goal line enfe. Suppoted Murderer Arretted. San FranclBco, Nov. 24. The police have arretted a man named Robert Meek on uplclon of being one of the men who annaulted and killed I M. I'lln, mate of the ahooner Enalgn. EOITORIALETS. The English aoientlet who claim to have found a new race, "armed with boomerang," on a Pacific Inland could ahhave made the tame dlncovery by vlaltlng any well regulated political headquarter. e Judge Parker probably did not ex pect It from a man who had junt la ued and appeal for unlversul peace. The Chicago explorer have un earthed at Dagdad a etatute of king Da-Udah, who flourlahed thousonda of yeara ago, and who bear a moat re markable reeembhinre to Senator De-' You Are Why not get the best there is? If you want a good steady heat, no clinkers or dirt and but little ash, be sure you get It is th!e mosi ocondmMl MA cohvenit fuel and is by for thb best coal oil tfao'. Mtiiricei' fs4seesjfos pew. Now If they will find Pa-Udah'a Joke book much may be hxplulned. a uerwrai aine na not talked a much 'a wo expected, fie seem to have been retired on both half-pay and balf-aay. It la reported ht the glue trut I to go out of bualnea. Another failure of the big atlck. CJeneral 8toeael la probably In doubt aa to whether he had better look for relief from Kuropatkln or from the Hague, a a An Indiana man wa paralyzed while talking over the telephone. Wonder what the auld to him. a a a Jackeon, Ky., now announcea that It haa neither police force or aaloona. The little (till up In the mountain and the feuds supply both booze and bullet. . Fashionable London I now Insisting that men' coat must be creased. The upper berth patsengerflnd him self In the fashion occasionally, a a a Bi, reieraourg manage to be gay in eplte of the war In Aala. Home of the prominent people there have rea son for especially rejoicing In the fact that they are to far from Port Arthur, a a a If Rojestvensky had General Stoessel s grit It would take more than a fishing fleet to stampede his ships. Physicians Insist that the free lunch apreads disease. The absence of It might spread atarvatlon. a a a Treasurer Roberts will report to congress that there is a demand for small bill. We suggest that "more' be substituted for small. When Danger Signals . your liver out of order, con stipation, or your stomach not working rig;ht, it's a sign of distress which, unheeded, will lead to trouble it is time to take Beech am s Pills Bold Everywhere, in boxes 10a and 25& Buying COAL GOMMN Y - Phone 1961. tnM1lWife D ELIGHTrUL ROUTE AYLIGI1T RIDE IZZY CRAGS EEP CANONS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY Sea nature in all be glorious beauty, and then the acme of man's bandi- woik. Tb flm Is found along the line of tb Denver A Rio Grand Railroad, thf latter at the St. Louis World's Fair. Tour trip wll be one of pleas ure make tb mosf of It For lnfor Jiatlon and Illustrated literature write W. C McBHIDE, Geo. Agt. Portland, Or. For San Francisco every five days. Dally ex Columbia Elver to 4 am Daily ex cept Moo cept Han roniaoa ana Way landings 07 SI7SID Steamer Nahcotta leave Astoria, on th tide DAILY EXCEPT STJNDAT, FOR ILWACO, connecting there with trains for Long Beach, Tioga, and North Beach points. Returning si rlves at Astoria same evening. Through tickets to and from all prla elpsi European cities. O. W. ROBERTS, Agant, Astoria, Or. NORTHERN PACIFIC Time Card of Trains PORTLAND. Uan Arrival suget Sound Umltod.l : a m 9:tt p m Kansas aty-St. Loola npecuu 11:1 am Mia Nortb Coast limited I:H n m T:fasi Tecum and Seattle Night axpreas u: pm g: Take Puxat Sound Umlted or North Coaat Limited for Ory Harbsr points lane rucet Bound umitod for Oiym pl direct. Take Puet Sound Limited or Ka m Cltjr-Bt. Louis 6 Dedal for aotani on South Bend branch. Double daily train serrioa oa arms' Harbor branch. Pour trains daily between xwtbanA. Tscoma and Hoattla. Coal mm. -OREGON SlIORJ LINE axo UftlONPACEFlC San Francisco and Portland S. S. Go. 7t boors from Portland to Chicago. Ho chsags of ears. TIME SCHEDULES Depart From Arrive PORTLAKP Chieaco Portland Halt lake, Denver. Ft Special Worth, Omaba, Kaa- 1 2SP a t-.Ua. m. aaaClt).Ht Louis, via Hoot- CbKsfosnd Ui East taSton Mantle express Fait Lake, Denver ri :18 p.m. Worth, Omaba, Kan- T:Uaa via Hunt-saa City. 8t Louis, lnftoa CblcacoaDdUeatt . ftjaol. Wall Walla. fewla- FartMall ton. Spokane, Minna- : 1 p. m. lapolta. rjipml, Dululh (as am kan andast OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE From Astoria AH sailing dates subject to change. IF YOU ARE NOT Particular Dont Travel Over th Illinois Central, at Any old road will do you and Wt dont want your patronage; but if you are particular and want the best and mean to have it, ask the ticket agent to route you via the ILLINOIS CEN TRAL, the road that run , through solid vestibule trains between St, Louis, Memphis and New Orleans, No additional charge Is made for seat In our recllnnig chair car which are fitted with lavatories and smoking rooms, and have a porter In attend ance. Rates via the ILLINOIS CENTRAL are the lowest and we will be glad to quote them in connection with any transcontinental line. B. H. TRUMBULL Commercial Agent, 142 Third Portland, Ore. J. a LINDSET, T. F. A P. A-, 142 Third Street, Street, Portland, Ore. ' PAUL B. THOMPSON, Frt & Passenger Agent, Colman Bids, Seattle, Wash.