1 pacts rouK ASTORIA, OREGON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21. the morning JWorian ESTABLISHED 1873 ' V :, PUBLISHED BY. ASTORIAN PUBLISHING COMPANY. " " rates; "" ' V-y mail, per year ..... ............... $6 00 Hy mail, per month 50. I iy carriers, per ro nnih . . 60 THE, SEMI-WEEKLY ASTOHIAX. ly m.il, per year, in advance f 1 00 "WHEREIN PARKER'S CHANCES LIE. ."When one studies the table of votes in the elec toral college he is not surprised that Judge Parker should be deeply interested in the situation in In diana and New Jersey, as he is reported in our dis patches to be. If Judge Parker is elected he will probably receive the electoral vote of one or both of those two states, which figure most prominently in democratic calculations. Wednesday's Oregonian contained a "Washington dispatch, presenting the claims of the national republican committee, which may mislead those who are following the fight. Ac cording to this dispatch, the republican committee concedes Parker 166, claims 290 for Roosevelt and Here we have a total of The 1p asses An as aouottUL tr il ill 1 V 11. watA, or j.o more man wui ju. wie cuuejje, b w . i comni ttee has probably conceded, loltne solid BOUth-fcParker ; '; The democrats figure several plans of winning. They will get' the 151 votes of the south. Should they be able to swing the states classed as doubtful Colorado', Delaware, Maryland, Montana, Nevada, Utah, West Virginia and Wyoming into the demo cratic column and also carry New York, with its 39 votes, they will have a total of 225. The num ber neeesfery to elect is 239, and ihe vote of Indi ana, 15, would just make up the deficit. c It "will be seen from this statement that the dem ocratic candidates may be elected without any par ticular landslide. The democratic managers claim a fighting chance in Wisconsin and Connecticut,, al though it is reasonably certain Wisconsin will give its 13 votes to Roosevelt. Connecticut has hereto fore been influenced by New York, and a democratic victory in New York might put Connecticut's seven votes in the Parker - column, although this is not to be expected. But the democrats are able to figure a simpler table of victory, and Judge Parker's anxiety about New Jersey and Indiana indicates that he is relying upon this other combination for success. The solid south and New York will give him 190 votes. It is not unreasonable to suppose that West Virginia and Maryland will go democratic this fall, for up to the time of the nomination of Mr. Bryan both states had been unswervingly democratic. Their 15 votes would bring up the total to 205. If Colorado's fiye and Delaware's three are also captured by the demo crats, the total will be 213, and Indiana and New Jersey, the latter .with 12, will find Judge Parker in the 240 hole. v It is quite probable that the democrats hop to win through victory in the states included in this last classification. New York is, of course, claimed by both candidates, and, despite the claims, the state is one of the most doubtful. Parker is. depending entirely upon the Empire state, for without it he can not hope to win. West Virginia and Maryland may perhaps be counted for him, leaving Colorado and Delaware to be fought for. If the democrats can win in those states and carry Indiana, where Tom Taggart is making heroic ef forts, and New Jersey, their nominee will come out with 240 votes, or one more than enough to elect. . Here we have the democratic election dream in a nutshell. Whether or not they can hope for In diana is questionable, for the state can not be fig ured on at any time. In 1896, when Illinois gave McKinley more than 100,000 'plurality and New York rolled up a lead of 200,000 for him, Indiana gave him only 18,000 and but 8000 more four years later; The vote of New Jersey for the past 12 years shows that the people there voted just about as those of New York voted and It is a reasonable assumption that the candidate who gets New York .will also get New Jersey. . ' ; '. The democrats are up against one very difficult propostion,' and as yet none of their spellbinders has offered a solution of the trouble. In 1896 and 1900 Bryan was opposed by gold democrats, who have been given the credit for the election of the lamented McKinley. Parker this year must contend with those Bryanites who will not heed the tom-tom of any other candidate than Bryan. There is bound to be apathy among those demo crats this year, but to what extent they will refuse to support the national ticket can not be foretold. The doinoerats huve an uphill fight to make, and victory in Indiana and New Jersey seoms absolute ly essential to their success. OlR UNDERPAID LAWMAKERS, . An item in the Maine September election that escaped notice because of the larger interest in the presidential campaign was the defeat of the ro pused amendment to the constitution increasing the pay of members of the legislature from $150 to $300. There was no question as to the wistloinx of paying adequately for useful public service; the voters simply declined to consider their legislators seriously and voted down the proposal overwhelm ingly. Maine's lump sum of $150 for a legislatiy term is the smallest paid by any state in America, says the Saturday Evening Post. It is ridiculous com pensation for the time and work of an intelligent citizen, and yet public sentiment by a vote at the polls decided that it is enough. A traveler found a settlement of converted Indians in the far west whose spiritual needs were supplied by a Sjinday sermon for which the preacher received a dollar a week. "Don't you think it's might poor pay!" he asked. "Mighty poor preach," was the reply of a bronzed deacon. There might be a similar weigh ing of values in the Pine Tree state. New York and Pennsylvania pay members of their legislatures $1500. Measured by remunera tion, these great commonwealths should fare far better than Maine. And yet it was only the other day that we read in a newspaper friendly to the administration in power that a Pennsylvania leg islature ended a session of loot by stealing for its members all the state house furniture that could be carted off, and most of the New York papers regularly declare each new legislature in that state to be worse than the last, which means the worst of all. Allowance must be made for the extrava gance inseperable from politics, but with all ex aggeration deducted, the fact remains thai our leg islators have neither the confidence nor the admira tion of their constituents. An old story tells of the new congressman who spent the first week in Washington wondering how he got there and the rest of his term wonder ing how the other fellows got there. A state legis lature is a primary school compared to the national body, and so its members come in for coarser ridi cule than the congressmen. 'He was a member of the legislature, but he has since reformed," is a familiar jibe in local districts. , 5 . All, this is a distinct part of American humor, put underlying it, is serious significance, If we examine it faithfully we begin to see why repre sentative government scores so many failures. It may be a joke to elect cheap men to pass laws and to pay them less than it costs to live at the capi tals, but the jest grows grim when they settle down to work and make their expenses somehow. Does not the American voter help the graft game by ex pecting his representatives to be grafters t ' O00e,0000$00000090!00 P.A.StoKes "Swell Togs for Men" THIS IS A CUT our swell Bel CORPORAL PUNISHMENT. ; Every now and then, some, one rises to advocate a return to the brutal methods of the past, says the Taooma Ledger." Boys and girls of spirit are generally inclined to assert themselves, and occas ionally in a manner that disconcerts their elders, even 'as their elders did those who came before them. These boys and eirls are always liable to find the school room a somewhat monotonous place, and, consequently, their animal spirits rise .for the purpose of breaking the monotony. Naturally the teachers are dismayed. They be lieve, with the pope, that "order is heaven's first Jaw," and seek by one method or another to pre serve order. In the old days this was done by means of the hickory stick, and the hickory stick still has champions among those who believe that order in the school room is the first essential. But corporal punishment in the school room is based on a false estimate of the value of school education. ' Boys and girls go to school, j$js as serted, for the purpose of learning to read and write, to learn how to calculate and speak and wrije the English language correctly, and this can not be accomplished unless order is preserved. It is true that boys and girls go to school partly for the purpose of learning these things. But the main purpose of education, the sole purpose of a true education, is the acquiring of a character that will stand the storm and stress of life. One must be devloped at all points. One must have a resolute spirit. And corporal punishment is an evil be cause its . natural ' tendency ' is to break the spirit of the child upon whom it is inflicted. It is impossible for one. to have too much spirit, if he'must combat the obstacles which life is sure to put in his way, and the school room, if it would be worthy of its mission, must foster and develop, not destroy, the force that is required to fight the world battle. It is safe to assert that corporal punishment is the refuge of none but a dull teacher, and in stead of commending the teacher who resorts to it, as some ,are yet prone to do, it should be prima facie evidence that the teacher is incompetent to fill his of her place, and the teacher should be discharg ed at once as hopelessly incompetent. OF I'ltcd Hack Overcoat fifty two iiK-lies long and a favorite with the "know how to dress man." It is a coat that wo have in all patterns, meter ials and weights. $10. TO $30. 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