The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930, June 04, 1904, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3

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    TIIE MORNING ASTOKIAN, SATURDAY, JUNE 4, 1904..
PAGE THREE.
Scow Bay Iron 8 Brass Ms
Iron, Steel, Bnuaand Bronze Castings.
General Foundrymcti and Tattcra makers.
Absolutely firbtckwi work.- Prices lowest.
Phcne 2431. Comer Eighteenth end Franklin.
That Throbbing Headaohe
Would quickly leave you If you uaed
Dr. King's New Lift Wis. Thousands
of sufferers have proved their match
less merit for Sick and Nervoua lled
ache. They make pure blood and
build up your health. Only 25 cent;
money buck , If not cured. Sold by
Chaa. Rogers, Druggist.
lira -jij,rm'ift;
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ELIGHTFUL "ROUTE
AYUG11T RIDE
IZZY CRAGS
EEP CANONS
A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
8m nature In all he glorious beauty,
and then the acme of man's handl
work. The flrat U found along the line
of the Denver 4 Rio Grande Railroad,
the Utter at the fit Louie World's
Fair. Tour trip will be one of pleas-ure-mske
the most of It For Infor
mation and Illustrated literature write
W. C. McBRIDE, Gen. At.
, Portland, Or.
MiMiaMB jjiiJuafMTwrirwMrni nun inrrT-rir
KORTHERN PACIFIC
rim i'rd ot Trnliia
PORTLAND
Leaves Antral
suget Sound Llmtted.T:ii a m pn
Kansas Clty-St. Lonla
Special U: am :
North Coast limited t:M 9 n I'M ft
Democratic TiclCet.
For Congressman,
J. C SIMMONS.
Of Multnomah County.
;;. state.
For Supreme Court Justice,
' THOMAS O'DAY.
Of Muftnomab County. ,
State Dairy and Food Commlaatoner.
S. M. DOUGLAS.
Of Lane County.
X COUNTY.
, For Representatives,
- J. V. SURNS. '
J. N. LAWS.
For County Commissioner,
B. F. ALLEN.
For Sheriff,
GEORGE W. MORTON.
For Treasurer,
ISAAC BERGMAN.
For School Superintendent,
H. 8. LYMAN.
For Coroner,
W.C.A. POHL.
WILL ADD
NEW BOATS
Two New Passenger and Freight
Steamers (o Ply Between Pjrt
land and San Francisco.
MAY CAUSE RATE WAR
Taooma and Seattle Night
Eipreae ...........11:41 pm 1:01 pn
Take Puget Bouad limited or North
Coast Umlted for Gray's Harbor points
Take Puget Sound limited for Otym
pla direct
Take Puget Sound limited or Kaa
sas City-St Louis Special for polats
on South Brad branch.
. Double dally train scrvtee on Grays
Harbor branch.
Four trains dally between Portland,
Tacoma and Seattle
ASTORIA PRECINCT.
Wat Justice of the Peaca.
A. R. CYRUS.
For Constable,
C. C. UTZINGER.
CONQ TO THE FAIR.
What to Do If You Desire Practical
Information.
It yoa contemplate visiting the St
Louis xpol$ioq, secure reliable In
formation as to railroad service, the
lowest ratee and the best routes. Also
as to the local conditions In St Louts,
hotels, etc., etc.
If you will write the undersigned,
stating what Information you desire
the same will be promptly furnished.
If we do not have It on band, will
secure it for you If possible, and with
out any expense to you. Address
B. It TRMBULL.
Commercial Agent 142 Third street
Portland, Ore.
SENDS HIS LINEN TO ERIN.
Hie
Yankee Laundretsee Can't Wath
Shlrte and er.
New York Tlmee.
The treasury department has had be
fore It a new problem for which there
le no provision In the customs regula
tions. An Irtahman In Virginia has
written a letter to the eecretary com
plaining that he has had no luck what
ever with his laundry work In that
state, and wants to send his linen regu
larly to "old Ireland" to be washed by
"women folks" who know how to wash
and Iron properly.
The matter was at first taken to be a
joke and a polite letter was written to
the complainant saying that there was
no precedent for sending clothes out of
the country to be washed, and the
brodlng Buddana of the customs serv
ice were therefore loath to pass upon
what appeared on the face of it to be
wholly a hypothetical question.
This proved wholly Ineffective to
quiet the Irishman, and he came back
with another letter eaylng that the
government was very much mistaken
If the assumption was that he waa toy
ing with a hypothetical question. He
really wanted to send his clothes home
every month or two to the old sod to
be washed, and he would like to have
a ruling that he should not be bothered
with customs duties.
The department studied the problem,
and finally replied that there was no
law to prevent the applicant from send
ing his clothes to Ireland to be washed,
and If he would state to the cllector of
the port whence they were sent that
they were to be taken to Ireland to be
washed, and would undergo no change
thereby In character or quality, they
would pass duty free.
r 1
I "X jC'nJ "
EST T0I3
In S. S. S. Nature has provided a ton 5c suit.
to every requirement of the system when in a debilitated;
run-down condition. It contains no atrontr mitiinli nr
druKS, but is a pleasant vegetable preparation. You can find no bettar reme
dy for toning up the nerves and bringing refreshing, restful tleep. ,
S. S. S. improves the np- T
petite and digestion, and its JTp?
good effects are Been almost very muoh run down and debilitated. I loi
from the first dose. It acts twenty or more pounde In weiht, had noapp.
nrotimtlv in cases of chronic titeend waeln a had ahape. Seeing S. 8. S. ad
promptly in cases oi turonic wtUed t b.,nita u.e, and am well pleaeed with
dyspepsia, indigestion and thereeulte after uilnr It for some little while,
all stomach troubles, and From 139 ponnda to 105 i pretty rood eTldnnoe
does away with the uncom- othny H. MAKTIN.
fortalle fullness, shortness
of breath, drowsiness and dizziness that so often come after eating. S. S. S.
is not only the best tonic, but possesses alterative or purifying properties,
and if there is any taint, humor or poison in the blood, it tearches it out and
removes it. Many times a low state of health is due to a bad condition of
the blood and can only be remedied by such a remedy as S. S. S.
If you suffer from debility, weakness, insomnia, nervousness, los . f nn-
Cctite, bad digestion, or any of the miserable S3inptom3 of a C
lood, nothing will so Boon put your blood in good condition, in ,
and tone up the system and restore the health as S. S. S.
nr swift spectne co., ati.j
Smaller Craft Who Have Ilten
Profiting by the Overflow
Slay Start a Cat In
JtateK.
One, and possibly two, fast passen
ger and freight steamers for the As
toria and Ban Francisco route, to a
slat the Columbia and the Elder, are
among the contemplated Improvements
to the Ilarrlman water service along
the Pacific coast. Official announce
ment of this Important adltlon to
Astoria's coastwise shipping facilities
Is expected as soon as General Man
ager fkbwerln returns from the east
It la announced that the owners of
the smaller steamers, who have been
profiting by the overflow from the
0, It a K. steamers, expect the offi
cial announcement of the addition at
an early date. It Is also believed that
the advent of the new steamers will
lead to a rate war that will be gigantic
In Its proportions.
Thus far but few of the smaller
coasting steamers have made much
of an attempt to cut in on the passen
ger business, the Alliance, which
touches at way ports being about the
only one that does much in this line,
and the most of her passenger travel
cornea from the way ports. Travel by
ea in spite of the dlacomfort is still
very popular with a certain percentage
of the traveling public, and Is Increas
ing. It Is expected that the tourist
travel next year will be much greater
than ever, and many of the visitors to
the Lewis and Clark fair, who come
out from the east, will take advantage
of the ocaalon, either coming or go
ing, to enjoy the ocean trip between
Portland and San Francisco. With
a fast boat and good accommodations
this could be made a very popular trip.
and while the Harrlman steamship line
would to a certain extent be running
opposition to the Hani man railroad.
the business and development of the
country has reached a stage where a
service of this kind la demanded.
As a considerable portion of the
freight that was bandied by the steam
ers came into Portland over the Har
rlman lines, It would have been a com
paratively easy matter for the O. R.
A N. Co. to route It through to San
Francisco by Its own steamers had they
not been running full to the hatches
all the time. Not all of the freight that
originates in this territory can be con
trolled by the O. R. A N. Co, no mat
ter how many boats It places on the
route, but If a good fast steamer Is
added to the present service, it would
undoubtedly cause the retirement of
some of the mosquito fleet now plying
on the route.
Just at present all of the steamers
On the Pacific coast are profitably em
ployed, but periodical dull seasons come
and In the past the Portland-San Fran
cisco route has always offered the beat
opening for steamers that have been
crowded out of other fields. It is un
doubtedly to forestall opposition of this
nature that the O. R. A N. Is arrang
hit to take car of all the business
that it can secure here. As the need
of the boat or boats Is very urgent. It
Is thought that a ready-built craft
will be purchased in preference to wait
ing until a new one. could be construct'.
ed. Shipping business on the Atlantic
Is not so good as on the Paclflo, and
there Is nearly always an opportunity
to buy a good steamer at a reasonable
figure; In fact Portland ship brokers
ottered them within the past few daya,
none of which, however, were large
enough or fast enough to meet tho re
quirements of the 0. R. ife N. service
on the San Francisco route.
Facts of IntereeL
A very remarkable caee of auto
matic whistling following brain in
jury occurred some time ago In Buffa
lo, The caae wan that of a Polish la
borer employed In the ast Buffalo
s'pek yards. He waa found one morn
ing lying unconscious beside the rail
road track, having evidently been
struck by a passing train. He was
cormlderably cut up, but the chief In
jury was a depressed fracture of the
skull, situated three Inches
above and one Inch behind the left
ear. The skull was Immediately re
phlned, the depreaned bone removed,
and he was put to bed, and seemed to
be doing welt although he remained
unconscious. About 10 o'clock that
night he suddenly began to whlittle
the whistling calls he was accustomed
to use In handling the cattle in the
yards. He would continue whistling
for about a minute, and then stop for
five or ten minutes. He kept this up
for regular Intervals until he died
four days later . The whisUlng was
pitched always in the same key, and
at no time could any melody be die tin
gulshed. It was audible over the
whole hospital ward, and attracted the
attention of every one about U was
Impossible to arouse the man at any
lime after the accident and he re
mained entirely unconscious to the
end and whistled until a few minutes
before he died. ''.
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Provision has been made for In
creasing the railway mall clerk serv
ice by three hundred employes. It
waa stated that on account of the
insufficient force carloads of mall
have been held up frequently from
eight to twenty-four hours.
The smallest coin In the world hav?
lng a genuine circulation is proba
bly the Maltese "grain," a tiny frag
ment of bronze about aa big around as
the top of a slate pencil and having
the value of only one-twelfth of a
penny.
Pointed Paragraphs.
Chicago News.
When a man Is in the right he can
afford to remain silent
One Idea of Hades Is a place where
every man Is allowed to boas.
There Is no hope for a conceited man
who boasts of his mistakes.
Some men would rather put up a weak
argument than furnish strong proof.
When the stage heroine tells the vil
lain to do hla worst he usually acts
that way.
Shortly after going on a sympathetic
strike a man begins to strike his friends
for a dollar.
When some men drop a nickel In the
contribution plate they figure on get
ting a through ticket to glory In exchange.
Every man makes a start in the race
for the almighty dollar, but at the finish
he Is apt to find his name among those
who "ateo ran."
8H0WING THE WAY.
Convention Convened.
Niagara Fals, N. Y., June J. The
first session of the Dermatologlcal As
sociation convened has been held here.
John Zeesler of Chicago, presided, and
about SO members of the association
were present Several papers were read
bearing on several cases of what is
known aa the "whisky nose. ' , ,
What ShaiFWe
Have for Dessert?
fTh!s question arises in tho fam
every day. Let us answer it to-day. Try
Jim
a delicious and healthful dessert. Pre
pared in two minutes. No boiling I no
baking! add boiling water and set to
eooL Flavors: Lemon, Orange, Rasp,
berry and Strawberry. Got a package
at your grocers to-day. lo ota.
This Pubtio Statement of a Portland
Citizen Will Be Appreciated,
pdany a reader of this in Astoria
baa gone through the self-same ex
perience In part and will be glad to be
shown the way to get rid of the con
stant aches and pains of a bad back.
Profit by a Portland cltlsen'a experience:
J. Jenkins, of SIS East Sixth street,
Portland, now retired from active life,
says: 1 think very highly of Doan's
spdney Pills. I used them for an acute
attack of backache which had annoyed
me for aorae little time. Three days
after I began their use I knew they
had gone to the cause of the dull
dragging palna across the small of
my back and relief came sooner than
I expected, t believe the cure Is per
manent for X have not felt any symp
toms of a recurrence. Other members
of my family have also used Doan's
Kidney Pills with equally good results"
Emphatic eadorsement can be had
right here in Astoria. Drop Into Chaa.
Rogers' drug store and ask what eua
tamers report
Sold for 60c per box by all druggists,
Foster-Mllbum Co., Buffalo, N. Y sole
agents tor the United States.
Remember tho name Doan's and
take no substitute.
Wore of All Experiences.
Can anything be worse than to feel
that every minute will be your last?
Such waa the experience of Mrs, S. H.
Newson, Decatur, Ala. "For three
years," she writes, "I endured insuffer
able pain from indigestion, stomach
and bowel trouble. Death seemed in
evitable when doctor and all remedies
failed. At length I was Induced to try
Electric Bitters, and the result was
miraculous. I Improved at once, and
now I'm completely recovered." For
Liver, Kidney, Stomach and Bowel
troubles Electric Bitters is the only
medicine. Only BOe. It's guaranteed
by Chaa. Rogers, Druggist
Clyde Fitoh, Playwright.
Clyde Fitch may not be the fore
moMt American dramatist, but he is
certainly the most prolific, and the most
successful- at least, from the commer
clal standpoint. He produces five or
six plays every year, and rarely does
he score a failure. More of his plays
are being presented today than of any
other dramatist, alive or dead. One
out of every six or seven of our more
prominent actors is apearing In a Fitch
play. Not a billboard In the country
but is plastered with a poster announc
lng one of his plays, at least two or
three times "a season. These things
spell success, In big letters. They mean
royalties, In a steady and constantly
Increasing stream; for as soon as a
tar discards a play. It is snapped up
by road companies, If it was a success,
and then goes to the stock companies,
so that it continues to earn money for
its author for years after its first pro
duction. 5
Far more than any living playwright
Clyde Fitch understands the art of
pleasing the public. He Is not ham
pered by any difficult ideals. His play1
must Interest must hold the attention
of the audience from the first word to
the last must arouse discussion, awak
en curiosity. Beyond this nothing.
Clyde Fitch wrote hla first play, pro
fessionally, In 1889, when he produced
Beau Brummer for Richard Mans
field. Since then he has worked assid
uously, and has a score of successes
to hla credit And he is yet under 40!
Small wonder that the name of Fitch
is talismanlc in the theatrical world-
Pacific Monthly for Junee.
Correct Clothes for Men
APPY the man
who Knows the
value of correct
ness and econ
omy in 'dress.
You'll Know it
by wearing the
clothes that bear this label
jf fitd genjamln 5 (j
MAKERS NEW YORK
Apparel ready for service, eqml
to fine custom-made; at a ready
made price. Doesn't this solve
the clothes problem?
Equal to fiat cettom-eaads kt tS let
price. The makers guaraatta, and
ears, with every fanncnt Ws art s
Exclusive DUtributort ta thin city,
If it is worth whit to do business
at all it is worth while to do a lot of
it and this means, always, a propor
tionate amount of newspaper space.
Are you goingto St. Louis?
If so eall for yonr Tickets via the
ROCK ISLAND
FRISCO SYSTEMS
The line having Terminal at entrance Fair Grounds. Eonnd trip rate
167.50, good for Ninety Dave from date of sale. Choice of
routes going and returning, via
St. Paul, Denver, Colorado Springs, Pueblo or El Paso.
Stop over permitted in both directions.
DATES OF SALE:
Jaee7u lath, 17th, 131a. July bt,2sd,Jri. Aaratt 81k, 9tb Hha.
Sesteubcr 5th, eth, 7. October iti, 4th, Sta.
On above dates rate of $72 50 will be made lo Chicago acd return,
further information and sleeping ear reservations
call upon or address
For
A. H. UcDONALD, Genl Agent, 140 Third Street, PORTLAND, ORE.
isliers
uoera
House
L. . 8ELIQ, Leasee aod Manager.
4 MIGHTS
CecnsMncin
MONDAY, JUNE 6, 1904.
The oldest, largest best and leader of. them alt Palmer ft Co.
New York, presents the favorite emotional actress
Ml S3 CORIKNB SNELL AND ALF. ALDRTOGH
Supported by the
EMPIRE STOCK CO.
Also band and orchestra.
, 20 ARTISTES 20
Of undisputed excellence, in two of the greatest plays ever
written,
Monday, CAPITAL vs. LABOR, or STRIKE FOR JUSTICE
Showing both sides of the Greatest Problem of the American
People. Positively the same production which has created so
much enthusiasm in all the Eastern cities to crowded
houses.
See The Great Mob Scene
0 PEOPLE ON THE STAGE.
Tuesday, FAUST, of WHY WOMEN SIN,
Produced on scale never before attempted by a repertoire com
pany. 13,000 actually Invested in magnificent silk, aatln and
velvet costumes, beautiful scenery and startling electrical ef
fects. Price Seen, Never Fbrgottcrte
; Wednesday, SAPHO,
Thursday, MARRIED BY MISTAKE
POPULAR PRICES, 25c and 35c
Seat sale opens Saturday morning at Griffin's Book Store.
Free Band Concert Daily.