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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (May 22, 1904)
THE MOHNINO ASWIAK, SUNDAY, MAY 22, 1904. r Picnic Baskets , Clothes Baskets Wood Baskets Satchel Baskets Paper Baskets Telescope Baskets German Baskets Hand Baskets Shopping Baskets Lunch Baskets ' All Kinds of Baskets pagh tihixjji 511 THE WOMAN WHO WAS NEVER TALKED ABOUT. IN HIGH FAVOR. Soda water, m mads out of pure fruit juices, delightful flavor, pur carbonated water, mlik and let cream when desired, and served aa we aerve it la In great demand. Ladles and gen tlemen, large and small, clamor for It, and we can hardly satisfy the numerous calls for It. But we try to have a glass for you every time you call, EASTERN CANDY STORE, 606-808 Commercial 8t, Next Griffin's Book Store. Once upon a time there was a Coun try where the Female Members of the community diverted themselves by knocking each other, When they met together at Hen Clubs, pink Teas and other Social Functions they would em brace each other with great Effusion and hand each other out a nifty line of Soft Talk, but as soon as a Sister turned her back the others got out their little Hammers and pulverized her Reputation to a Powder. "We would not lor the world say anything against Mrs. Brown," they would observe to one another, "for she Is, without doubt, a Noble Christian Woman, and a Model of all the Vir tues, but we wonder Where she got that String of Pearls? Of course we know It Is All Right, and Nothing could Induce us to Breathe a Word of Sus picion against her, but It looks very Mysterious." "I hate," said another one of the Anvil Chorus, "to say Anything against another woman, for I feel that it is the Sacred Duty of our Sex to Stand By each other, but have you beard that Awful Rumor about Mary Jones? Of course I don't believe It, for I Never Listen to Kitchen Gossip, but her Hired Olrl told my Maid that she got a letter In a Strange Hand Writing, which proves as plainly as the nose on your face that she Is carrying on a Clan destine Correspondence with Somebody." "How sad it is," observed another, "to see a woman dragging her Hus band down to Ruin and Bankruptcy as Bailie Perkins is doing, for the way she spraddles around the Long Green Is a sin and a shame. I apprehend that nothing Short of a Mint could make Money as fast as she spends it, and If her Extravagance doesn't drive him to Drink I miss my guess." "Doesn't It Jar you. doesn't It make) you mad," inquired a fourth, "the way the Luclnda Brown goes around spiel Ing before the Hen Club about i Mother's Duty "to her Offspring, and the Proper way to Rear children,, when everybody knows that she Neglects her Family, and that her Kids ar such a Terror that Real Estate depreciates in a Neighborhood as soon aa thv mn Into it? Of course her Theories are Perfectly Beautiful, and she is a Spell Binder all right, all right, but a an Example she Is about the Worst False Alarm that ever happened." "How strange It Is," exclaimed a fifth, "what people can see to rave over In Alice Gray. It is true that she puts up an Attractive Appearance, but I opine that she is one of the Peaches that only look Luscious because of the pink mosquito netting on top of the basket, for it does no get past me that she gets her complexion out of a Box Syracuse (N. Y.) Telegram. POLITICAL NOTICES. VOTE FOR JOHN V, BURNS. Regular Democratic Nominee for Representative. Many Die From Fcvennrz VOTE FOR JAMESjN. LAWS, Regular Democratic Nominee for Representative VOTE FOR ISAAC BERGMAN, Regular Democratic . Nomine for Treasurer. VOTE FOR GEO. W MORTON, Regular Democrats Nominee for BherUC. VOTE FOR P. J. GOODMAN, Republican Nomine For Justice of the Peace D0 IT NOW! mi DECORATE OUR I2! See our Burlaps, Lcothcrt, Lincrusta, Wood Imitations, Crown Mouldings, Plate and Picture Rails, Etc. B. F. ALLEN 3 SON, 3G5-367 Commercial Street New York in Throes of Serious Epidemics-Physicians Puzzled. New York, May 81. In the past fort night there have been 150 deaths in New Tork from spotted fever or ce rebro spinal meningitis. That the epi demic is increasing is shown by the fact that the week Just past had 94 fatalities, Stringent measures are now being taken by the health department to stop the spread of the contagion which has grown steadily since March. Just how the disease is transmitted is not fully understood by the doctors nor is there any known remedy, the efforts of the physicians being directed almost entirely to alleviating the ter rible condition of the sufferer. The last great epidemic from the disease In New Tork occurred la 1893, when it caused great mortality. as well as the most delightful route, to cross the continent The stops ar ranged give an opportunity to visit points of Interest in and about Bait Lake City, Denver and i Kansas City. If you wish to accom pany one of these excursions write at once to W. C. McBride, 124 Third street, Portland, for sleeping car res ervatlons. MINES ON HIGH 8EA3. MILITARY TRAINS IN LIAO YANG. NEW ZEALAND FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY Of NEW ZEALAND. W. P. Thomas, Manager, Baa Fraaeteoo. -UNLIMITED LIABILITY Of 8HABJUIOLDBM. Has been TTaderwritin m the Paeifle Coast twsntv.flve 3 1 , S EV0fl & C:U i f I J Famous Trains f ; ; The Southwest Limited Kansas City to . Chicago, The Overland Limited to Chicago via Omaha, The Pioneer Limited St. Paul to Chscngo, run via Chicaeo. Milwaukee & Sf, Paul Railway t Each route offers numerous attractions. The principal tiling to insure a quick, comfortable trip east is to see that yow tickets road via the Chicago, Milwaukee & , St. Paul Railway. it. s. ROWE, Central Agent. 134 Third Street, Portland Elsvsn Have Come in During Twenty Four Hours Weather Fine. LIoo Yangr, May 21. Eleven mili tary trains have come in here during the post 24 hours. The Russian rouble is rising by leaps and bounds. The rains have stopped suddenly and fine weather has set In. Jspsnsse Declare Russians Violate Rules of WarProtest Msy Corns. Toklo, May 21 (Noon.) It Is abso lutely certain that the battleship Hat suse was sunk by Russian mines 10 miles off the coast The position of these mines makes navigation danger ous for neutral vessels and a protest from foreign governments is expected. The loss of the Japanese warships Is felt keenly here. No flags are flying In this city and the nightly lantern parades have been abandoned. Amer ican nurses will go to the Heroshima receiving hospital on the 25th Inst. HAS SLEPT A MONTH. Efforts to Awsken Sleeping Illinois Woman Are Futile. Chicago, May 21. A dispatch to the Tribune from Montlcello, 111., says: The case of Mrs. F. B. Caldwell Is at trading the attention of persons throughout central Illinois. She has been sleeping for 24 days and nights and efforts to awaken her have failed. She is much emaciated and little hope of recovery Is entertained. on the going trip and on the return trip passengers can stop at their pleas ure west of the Missouri river or St Paul. These rates apply v via direct lines, but If passenger wishes to re turn through California tickets can be sold accordingly, but at an Increased sate of $13.60 added to above. For any additional information de sired, caU or address A. D. Charlton, Assistant General Passenger Agent, Uorthern Pacific Ry., 255 Morrison street, corner of 3rd, Portland, Ore. The World's Fair Routs. Those anticipating an eastern trip. or a visit to the Louisiana, Purchase exposition at St Louis, cannot afford to overlook the advantages offered by the Missuri Paclflc Railway, which, on account of its various routes and gate ways, has been appropriately named "The World's Fair Route." Passengers from the northwest take the Missouri Paclflc trains from Den ver or Pueblo, with the choice of either VOTE FOR CHAS. A. HEILBORN, Regular Republican Nomine for Treasurer. VOTHS FOR C. G. PALMBERG, Regular Republican Nominee for Representative. VOTE FOR THOMAS LINVILLE, Regular Republican Nominee for Sheriff. going direct through Kansas City, or via Wichita, Fort Scott and Pleasant Hill. Two trains daily from Denver and Pueblo to St Louis without change. carrying all classes of modern equip ment Including electric lighted obser vation parlor cafe dining cars. Ten dally trains between Kansas City and St. Louis. Write or call on W. C. McBride, general-agent, 124 Third street, Portland, for detailed information and illustrat ed literature. HERE'S WHAT'S WANTED. A Citizen of Astoria 8uppliss the Information. Over half the complaints of mankind originate with the kidneys. A slight touch of backache at first Twinges and shooting pains in the loins follow. They must be checked, they lead to graver complication The sufferer seeks relief; Plaster are tried, and liniments for the back. Bor called kidney oures, which do not curs. Hie long-looked for result seems un attainable. If you suffer do you want relief? Follow the plan adopted by this Asto ria citizen. Mrs. N. Jacobson, living at 127 Suomi street says: "In our experience Doan'a Kidney Pills performed all that is claimed for them. Their action was speedy and the results satisfactory. I procured a box of them at Charles Rogers' drug store, 459 Commercial street, for my grandmother, . Mrs. ; M. Beck, and she used them. From the iUD v.u. satisfactory results obtained we value J pany will place round trip tickets from Doan's Kidney Pills exceedingly." For sale by all dealers. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. T, Anecdots of Victoria. Broklyn Standard-Union. Victoria was brought up very sim ply, and did not have all the money she wanted to spend, even If she were a princess, hen she was about 8 years old, she and her governess attended a basar In the neighborhood. There was a fancy box offered for sale, at a cost of a half crown t cents). Victoria had spent all her money, but wanted rthe osx. Of course the lady In charge insisted upon Iter Tittle highness" tak In 11 "No," said her govern ees, "the prtn cess has not the money. She can not have the box." The lady felt sorry for the little girl and thought because she was of such high birth she should have every whim gratified, so she told Victoria she would put the box away for her. When the day arrived for her next allowance, Victoria received her money and rode to the basar on her donkey. She car ried home her box, all the more precious because its little owner had had to wait until she had the money to pay for it I Portland to St Louis and return on Price BOc. I , 'L printing; pjajn or personal. tlon. : " - w Best workmanship. Most reasonable prices. T ' : or artistic, business We guarantee satisfac- JOB PRINTING TMD BCT WB UPPbY IT . Twa Bavtypa utM n tv srtat krta ul eUer took wi oa Newspaper esapotJUen a specialty. Writ for TenaaV ASTORIAN PUBLISHING CO Remember the name, Doan's, and take no substitute. you see it advertised in Tkt Aitonsaiuil th Advertiser tf ik 8peoist Exoursion to the World's Fair. The Denver & Rio Grande, In con nectlon with the Missouri Paclflc, will run a series 01 personally conducted excursions to the world's fair during June. These excursions will run through to St. Louis without change of cars, making short stops at principal points enroute. The first of these ex cursions will leave Portland June 7th, and the second June 17th. The rate from Astoria will be $67.50 to St Louis and return. Excursionists going via the Denver & Rid Grande have the privilege, of returning via a different route. This is the most pleasant way, follows: . June 16th, 17th and 18th. July 1st, 2nd and 3rd. August 8th, 9th and 10th. Sept 6th, 6th and 7th. October 3rd, 4th and 6th. The round trip rate to St Louis and return from Portland will be JS7.50. Tickets will be good for return via any direct line. A round trip rate of $72.50 will also be made from Portland to Chicago and reurn. , , . If a passenger desires to take In both Chicago and St Louis the round trip rate will be $75.00. All tickets will be good for 90 days from date of sale. Tickets will be good going ten days from date of sale so that a limited stop-over can be had D ELIGHTFUL ROUTE AYLIGHT RIDE IZZT CRAGS EEP CANONS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY See nature In all he glorious beauty. and them the acme of man's band! werk. The first is found along the line of the Denver 4 Rle Grand Railroad, the latter at fee 8t Louis Worths Fair. Tear trip will be en of pleas uremake the meet of It Fer Infor mation and Illustrated literature write W. C. McBEIDE, Gen. AiU , .fvttimkl, Qi. . ... NORTHERN PACIFIC Time Card ol Trains PORTLAND Leaves . Arrives Puget Sound Li ml ted. 7:13 a m l:4 p n Kansas Clty-St Louis Special 11.-IO am North Coast limited l:M 9 w Tacoma and Seattle Night -Express u.m p m pa fittam Taks Pngei Sound Limited or North Coast Limited for Grays Hartor point .raw rmm Boaad Lifted for Otym via aires. Take Pugt Bound Limit v Kaa see Oty-et Louis BpecW for mIsm on Soatfc Boad branch. Double dally train swrvtes m Qra?'s Harbor breach. Vtar train dally btwa PsrtiSA!,