PAGE FOUR. THE MORNING ASTORIAN, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1904. ly Into the tip of thumb and fingers of kid gloves, will prrvem ripping and postpone the day of shabbinesa IndeP, nttely. The largest oil ship in the world, the Narraganett, has Just been launched In the Clyde. She will hold 10,000 tons of oil, which can be discharged at the raite of nine hundred tons an hcur. Cheer the men and women you meet from day to day with "a kindly word and a friendly smile. Everybody re sponds to these things. There is trouble enough in the world without adding to it with frowns . , PERSONAL MENTION - John Kassa, a resident of Cat Blame t. In the city yesterday.; . i C. F; Lester, mayor 'of v"ajrentoh, tu in the city yesterday. Larry Sullivan has returned to Port land after an outing at Seaside. v i Superintendent McGuIre, of the A. & -C, returned yesterday from Portland ' George Johnson came down from ' Skarookawa on the Vanguard yester Miss Wlnnlfred Higgins is in Port-v land, where she will visit for a few days. ;-4 ', . ". Mrs. Albert Dunbar is spending the -week at Knarmton with Mrs. C. H ' CsUender s ' ' ' ' .' !.' :' ' Mrs. N. Burkholder came down yes today from Skamokawa on a shopping expedition. '"" Mrs. Warren Stone and daughter, Miss Jennie, of Cathlamet. were down yesterday from CathlameV , J, M. Hughes left last'-evening for Coos bav on legal business. He will make a short stay in Portland. Messrs, J. T. Ross and J. E. Hig gins went to Seattle last night on bus iness. They will return tomorrow night. ' " , "... "' "' v Master Fish Warden Van Dusen went to Salem last night to attend the regu- 9?&S&?g$& lar monthly meeting of the state flsh KAi,,," !!? commission. Sterling Rsnsdy Co., Chicago or N.Y. fay ; George Hanlgan, county clerk, , of aXkuAL SALE, TEI EILU3I BOXES Wahkiakum county and one of the pub Ushers of the Columbia River Sun, was in the city yesterday from Cathlamet. Miss Mary Dawson visited the city from ber home at Skipanon. She re turned home last evening, accompanied by Miss Bertha Hobson, who will visit n the west side for a few days. which I ttm SlBwtwl (or ki tw.aiy rr. rll.f thu any othw raily 1 k.r. .r riti. I til rttlaly rMuid Wi 14 trUwU at himt all taj ara rapmHt." i so, wuara, aigia, Ufc If Th Cowi Nw CAMOVCATTWmC Fishers' Opera House A DIRECT LINE to Chicago and all points Mat; ' Louts vUit, ' Memphis, New Orleans; and all points south. Set that your ticket reads via the Illinois Central R. Jt. Thoroughly mod ern trains connect with all transconti nental lines at St. Paul and Omaha. If your friends art coming west let us know and wt will quote them direct the specially low rates now la effect from all eastern points. RA'DIUM RADIOS RADIOS , RADIOS Stupendous Offer Made by Well Known Phil. Firm. KA1MOS KAIMOS RADIOS TUoiinhihIm of IVrsoiiH In All Sw tioiiM of tlit Country Have 11mmi llHldliy Till WomUriYi. IMh ' vovcry. ; An Information as to ratea. routes. etc., cheerfully given on application. B. H. TRUMBULL, Commercial Agent, 141 Third street, Portland. Or. J. C. LIND6ET, T. T. P. A., 141 Third street, Portland, Or, P. B. THOMPSON. P. A. P. A., ASK THE AGENT FOR TICKETS e"3 Sis !i ip y a i ylioj temoers or the Commercial nh oowiing team speak . in terms of the highest praise of the courtesies ex-f tended them by the Portland Comraer, eUls on occasion of the recent visit of the local aggregation. The home bowl ers and members of the club generally . left nothing; undone to provide for the entertainment of the visitors, who were dined at the conclusion of the contest The match proved an exciting one and the result was in doubt until the very end of the last game.. The Astoria nsl should easily have taken the first, sec ond and third games, but probably eould not have won the fourth game. because of the great number of ,"cen- tera" Bay was particularly unfor tunate in this respect NeNlther Peter- j . son nor Hardesty bowled anywhere near his usual game. The AstoHant are not at all discouraged, but will Im mediately Issue another challange which will be accepted so the match can be bowled about March 1. Clara Mathes Company PRICES ; ' . ...TO..' - : SPOKANE. ST. PAUL. DULUTH, MINNEAPOLIS, CHICAGO AND ALL POINTS BAST. 2. TRAIN DAILY 2 AND FAST TIME For Full Particulars, Rates. Folders, Etc. Call on or Address . 3. W. PHALON. H. DICKSON. Trar. Pass. Agt City Ticket Agt Ut Third Street, Portland. fit First Avenue, Seattle, Wash. A. B. C DENNIS TON, O. W. P. A. Liu UXURIOUS 1w YEL CENTS Seats at Griffin's Book Store Men. to learn barber trade. Only eight weeks required; constant prac tice and expert instruction;' positions secured when competent; i Catalogue-1 mailed free. Moler System College,- To Cure a Cold in One Day. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab lets. AU druggists refund the money If it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's sig nature is on each box. 25c. ' V tf NORTHERN PACIFIC Nervousness is often imaginary There" are 249 women doctors in Great J QNLY Britain. , . ( , Keep ijood company and you shall be of the number. ( A handful of good life 1 worth a bushel of learning. - .' ' ' Of the 638 colleges in the United States 330 admit women.' 1 Women are now oeing substituted for men in the Italian postal service. . Do not make , work for mother; rather help her ' with ' what must be done. .Kin,. k TO- talk riik. Is Francisco Calif. rAinoje WW v. m ' - f!y; try to show others how kind you can be. 4 . Sunshine in the sky is fine. Sun shine in the heart is more than fine it is divine. . , Men's old hats may often be rejuve nated nicely at home with the aid of hot water, anionia and a good brush. What do you do to help the poor? It is a work that makes the giver twice as happy as the one who receives. Life is a unlverssity; and those who stuff their heads full of p"tty prejudices and silly hatreds always stay In the baby class. Sweden and Denmark have no sol diers who can not read and write. In Russia's army 70 per cent, of the men are illiterate. It is much easier to dress a baby on the bed than in your lap. You will have both hands free and greater lib erty of motion. - If a lamp is upset and the oil takes fire, throw fire on1 it. Water is worse than nothing. A rug or quilt may smother it out. One of the sad spectacles of life Is to see how many sweet, sensible, and in telligent women are married to sour, simple and Ignorant men The average age for men o marry Is highest in Sweden, thirty-one years, and the lowest in the United States, t-venty-slx and one-half years. Most Mexican cities have no fire de partment as they are built almost en tirely of stone, with stone floors and tile roofs, leaving little to burn. s. "Mexico, D. F., as tne posimam on all Mexican postal matter reads, means Distrito Federal," or Federal District, J A SOLDIER BOY Taa "Northwestern LlnAd" trains. eiectrlo lighted throughout, both lild and out, and steam heated, art with out exception, ths finest trains la the world. They embody the litest, newest and best Ideas for comfort, convenience and luxury sver offered the travelling public, and altogether art ths mcsl complete and splendid production of th car builders' art. -These splendid Traios Connect with The Great Northern The Northern Pacific aotl The Canadian Pacific AT ST. PAUL FOR CHICAGO and the CAST. No extra charge (or these superior acommodatlons and all classes of tick ets are available for passage cu the trains On this line are protected n th' Interlocking Bloc!: System. : Dear Friends: . s . IHm't read this advertisement If you expect to get Homeinimr ror notnuitt. (because you wont, we nuve a oq I article and we want money for it. lie sensible. If you hud something that was worth a dollar would you alve it free? When you read arc advert Iseiiient where you ir. i Hninethina ror not num. mat some thin is either no aood or else they are ui) to some ' nun nam game. We nr not rurinlmc a hatent medl cine business, so rest easy on that sub ject. We do not know the word failure never have and never will. The edu cated and hlaher classes are the ones we want to reacn. we reucn men ana women In all walks of life. Men and women, who are touny before the nub ile as national characters have had our confidence and the benefit of our ex- ner ence. it In a 20th century nro duct one that will be mors appreciated the more It Is tried. 'i-resit from tne nam anu as coou as she looka" This old saying describes our clients to T. V e have a V 1TAL 1ZEK not a patent medicine. It tones the system.cenl rallies weaknesses of all descrlDttons makes an even temner ature all over the body and in fuct It makes a new man and woman. Hudlos will within a few years be a part of every hospital and 8ur"l('al Institution of our land. No aerm can stand the force of contact with this new discovery. Rheumatism and debility fie before It The mltrhty force of the turbulent wat ers of Niagara are In comDarlaon with this new product a an old fuahloned CANDLE IS to KADIUM. one tierson writes: "Why did not some tme discover It before T Another says: "Bo slinole It Is hardly creditable." From the far west cornea the iinno. Melted response: "A Uod-send to hu manity." Wallcott Christie, of New York, the well-known author says: "Mysuccesn In a great measure Is due to 'Radios.'" Weakness of certain oranns la resron slble for all diseases. We build up your system so tnnt a disease is an imDoas Ibllity. . If your digestive organs are out of order. If your blood Is Impure, if you can t sieeo. eat or attend to bus iness. I will cure you. and guarantee to ao so. i win give you a written guar antee. Could you ask for anything more.' KAJUIOb. HATS TRIMMED FEEjS BIG REDUCTION SALE DURING MONTH OF JANUARY - ll&ts, Skirt,? Shirtwaists, Underwear. -All kinds of Ladios' and Childron'i furnishing :' i f goods. , Htiir .switches, and pompftdora. Welch Block. I a ' "msX INGLETON. trummmmmmmtmtmmmmtsmmnmmsti BAY VIEW HOTEL; V Commercial Street, Opposite 0. R. & N, CO. Wharf; COMFORTAULK ROOMS AND GOOD TABLE BOARD. HOME COOKING. NO CHINESE MISS E. GLASER, Proprietress! 8 a a a a a tt 4 a it tt a tt a a tt tt tt tt tt tt aaaaaaaaaaaaa R. J. OWENS, Proprietor THE WIGWAM MS BROOKE, Manager . Great Palace of Art of this Pacific Coast sit nit illustrated pictures Eighth and Ator Sts. f ' , Saaaaaaaaanaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa 1 ',, ! Phone 831 u n u tt n a tt tt ' . n a tt tt tt tt tt tt .- '. .. ' tt a aaaaaaaaaaaaca Fine Bar and the Best of Liquors and Cigars ASTORIA RADIUM RADIUM RADIUM Delight your friends, astonlnh rola tlves, and make wonderful experiments wiin mis new metal RAn'UH HUL. PH1DE of Zinc activity fiOO.OOO' nwr. O.800.500. We give you this as a pres ent when you order "Radios." This alone Is worth several dollars of anv man or womnn's nionev. Ai t fh n m nn A-rays. Himmy womiariul. Hemern oer wis is a present. ItADIOS CO. . 812 Drexel Building Philadelphia. Ha. Sirs: Knclosed find one dollar for which send me a treatment of 'RADlOH" In a nlnln sealed wrsnner. and also one Radio Sulphide of Zinc activity If 1 am not entirely satisfied and If I am not curel you sgree to refund the money and one dolliir extra for my trouble. You are to send me written contract to that effect. Name ,' Address ..,,,! City ,,,, State . n .1 STEAMER SUE H. ELMORE The Urgest; Staunch, Steadiest and most ScawdrUiycssoi lvcr vh una rouw. uecioj; iaiilo and Btate Hoove Accpratno- datiois. Will make round trip every five days between- Astoria and -si . liiamook MASQUERADE "As the Crow Flies" The shortest line between Minneapolis, St. Paul and Chicago is Time Card ol Trains PORTLAND Leaves Arrive Puget Sound Llmlted.7:25 mm t:4S pm Kansas City-St. Louis Special 11:10 am 1:46 pic North Coast Limited S:M 0 m 7:00 a ml Tacoma and Seattle Night Express 11:46 pm 1:06 pa Take Pugst Sound Limited or North Coast Limited for Gray's Harbor points Take Puget Sound Limited for Olym p!a direct Take Puget Sound Limited or Kan sas Clty-St Louis Special for points on South Bend branch. Double dally train servles) on Graf's Harbor branch. Four trains dally between Portland. Tacoma and Seattle- aniT nrresnnnda to our Washington, D C. ' ' A wee bunch of cotton pressed firm- John Fuhrman, O. W. Morton. Central Meat Market 642 COMMERCIAL ST. Tour orders for mests. both FRESH AND SALT Will be promptly nd -satisfactorily attended to Telephone No. 821. the route of the famous North western Limited "The Trsin For Comfort." every night in the year. Before starting on atrip no matter where write for lnU'reHtlng Informa tion about comfortable traveling. , H. L SISLER, General AjtnL 132 Third St Portland. Oregon. T. W. TKASIMLE, General Pasneniror Agent, Ht Paul, Minn. ut me toon or Herman CJiven l-'ebruiiry II, The annual masquerade ball of the Sons of Hermann will take place In Foard A Stokes hall on Thursday evening, February 11. Nine handsomo and durable prizes will be given this year. The committee In charge of the ball has enjraged the finest music In the city and the usual good time is assured. The prices of admission are as follows: Gent maskers $1 00 Lady maskers CO Spectators go Children 25 Tickets can be had from any of the members. An additional prize will be given this year to one ot the spec tators. Coupons will be given with each ticket and of course tne lucky one gets the prize. , , ssits STitaI-Peps!n Oapsufss Sold by Chas. POSITIVK CURB Vor toll munition or Ottarrb et the Bladder and Dlioucd niatMji. jio sure so pr Cans anloklf wd Priaa Bentlf the wont mhi ot Uanorrlior andttifwt, so nuUlTof howlom lUud Ins. AlMolaUlf bwrulMa, Hold by druitrliti. frl 11.60, or bf null. poitMUL THE SAKTAl-fEPSill 60, BCLLSPODTAJMB, OMKk. Rogers. 4S( Commercial P 9k Sim II fn Win.. Hwor Wru..L or tni 4. fo 1 V Jf l.n. ' fhr t'rHl"lill.r. T)lnlb W fc Mid l!i llcf t-r 'AiemiMr, lfr. JK If !- Mull. 1 0.OiiO r...Umilil.. Sold M MiCKraren-s in.. nilJYROYAL. PILLS bafki Avififiiw, i .ti Mii martin l"f OHICIJKKIKH'.S K.VCLISU lit l aud Unhl D.. J1U boiw. UMii U4 VtyV. i.a'1iu, .wh UU. 1 ill.1l,l8llYN These uny Capsules are superior xo oajsam ot opuioa. v Cubebs or Injections andurm CURE IN 48 HOURSlpT ths earns diseases with Out Inconvenience. Fare $3.50 Connecting at Astoria with the Oregon Railway & Navigation ! Co. and Astoria & Columbia Uivcr It. K. f6r Portland. San I Francisco and all points East. For freight and passenger , rates appiy w , . M ; , t. .... SAMUEL ELMORE & Co. General Agents, Astoria, Oregon on to A. dX C. II. R. Co., B. C. LAMB, 6. R. (EX N. Co., Portland, Ore. TillamooK, Ore Portland, Ore. (ELATERITE Is Mineral Rubber) " ' ' , VOUI MAY INTWnU HCILilum) ' " orlind 1 n.e.Muy to KliPLACB a WOOHOT.' KOOV ELATERITE ROOFING Takes ths plaon of sbinftles, tin, iron, Ur and gravel, snd all prepared roofings For flat end steep surfaces, gutters, valleva t t?.: i.. L-!?.JlT'iD? climates. Keasonable in cost. Sold on merit. -Gnftrantfled. Tt. wi) 'ZTt Jil i prices and information. " ' " . THE ELATERITE ROOFING CO., Worcester Building, Portland OTH I NG FLEAlS EvS so well as nicely laundried linen.' We have the," neatest ana mosi sanitary launary m the state and do' the best worje. vui,vfM(5 help. . . Cor. 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