ASTORI 4, OR EGON. MONDAY, DECEMBER 14, .903. : . . : . i ii inn The Daily Astorian . '' AND " ' '" Astoria Daily News - Established 1873 FRANKLIN PRINTING CO., . Publishers. ' . KATBSi ; (ieut by miiil, per yew 66 00 Sent by mail, per mouth 50 Served by carrier, per month... . . . ' 60 SEMI-WEEKLY. ke.nt by mall, per year, in advance $1 .00 The Astorian guarantees to Its ad vertisers the largest circulation of any newspaper published on the Columbia River. . , . v " . 1 AN OBJECT LESSON Yesterday's football game furnishes an object lesson to the people of this pleasure-loving community; First, It demonstrates that people will turn out to see good sport; second, It shows that football can be decently played, and, third, it proves that Astoria has good athletic material. The 1000 or more persons who went to A. F. C. park yesterday afternoon waded through seas of mud, or else, if they were fortunate, paid the transfer men for the ride up the hill. They re fused to turn out in such numbers In the past, for the1 apparent reason that the Bport was not of such high quality. They had the assurence.yesterday that the contest would be an interesting one, and therefore suffered the necessary in conveniences to see the game. The opposing teams were made up of gentlemen, There was almost a total absence of. slugging, and the few hard knocks received by the players were ' unquestionably due more to careless ness than Intent., , Between halves the opposing athletes could be heard ex plaining to each other for some bruises received in a , mixup, and , 'generally there prevailed I all around a friendly feeling' between the men. Gentlemanly sport will do more than anything else to interest the public, the support of which Is absolutely essential to the sucr cess of an, athletic undertaking, and ungentiemanly conduct will do jnore than all .else to put the game under the ban. , . '., ,. , . , . , i It Is to be noted that most of the players are young men from the east and west ends of the city. It has al ways been the case that those lads have tuken the deep Interest In legitimate sport that is necessary to proficient work. The "downtown" lads have been less faithful to the- regulations imposed during Jhe season of training. Astoria was represented yesterday by an lKKreKHtlon of young giants who hail' thrown their souls into the sport, nn.l" had observed with every care the cautions if Conch Abercromble. For thlif devotion to the Browing club of which the lads are members they are to he commended, and the assurance has been given them that good, healthy spuri will receive the liberal patronage to which It Is entitled. Tq the Oregon plan of barrlivg from the ''stage nil children who have not reached the age of 16 years there have been made certain exception, says the .t .'Ml Best 1 : 5C Cigar" X M" that ever VS A-! Crossed I CUim Counter W Tacoma Ledger. Perhaps these are not wholly fortunate. "Little Eva may still perform. She Is a horror. In herself she may be a nice child, but when she is regarded as a part of Uncle Tom's Cabin, she becomes a most un-derii-aMe entity. The law against children appearing before the footlights would be a good thing were it to ac complish nothing but to put a quietus on the abnormally and disgustingly ood little Eva. This character Is h.irdly irior a' objectionable than the rest of the band.' 'The truth is that the play fls out of date and out of place. There was once an excuse for the book, but ttever for the pla'yi The book had a mis slonj rthe play had none. The book was written In all sincerity, and . while Its painted conditions did hot exist, it set forth some that did exist. It was written In the heat of contention, and voiced a battle cry". The play was con trived with the deliberate purpose of o harvest at the box office, and that, it.' kept alive passions, better dead and forgot, was, an unconsidered trifle. If the legislation designed to hase Infancy from the stage had been aimed at Eva, there would4have been a more general tendency to lend' it ap proval. ' Germany's ,, Brazilian colonies are growing, according to the Koelnlsche Zeitung, there being In one state up wards of 100,000 Germans, and their In fluence Is being felt in every depart ment of public life. There are German schools, churches and theaters, and in every way the establishment of the colonsts is facilitated, special privi leges being accorded to them for the acquisition of land, with substantial guarantees of all forms of industrial freedom. The same paper says that derma capital Is represented almost exclusively In the railroads and large Industries of Brazil, "a fact which only goes to prove, were proof needed, how very desirable It would be for Germany to acquire even the most delicate foot' hold in South America." Until lately the German colonies there did not seem to prosper, though they had been going on In a way for the greater, part of a century, but political, industrial and other conditions seem now to be as much In their favor as they have hith erto been adverse. ' The highest monument In the world, otherwise known as the Eiffel tower in Paris, Is doomed to disappear. It has been found that It is inclining to one side, like the leaning tower of Pisa, and that, unlike the latter, its center of gravity will inevitably be displaced and it will topple over. It will therefore be taken down In the near future and with Its removal the best means of see ing the country around Paris will dis appear. The tower Is 985 feet high, and since Its erection has been popular with tourists generally. ThJ papers 'of moat of the large cities of the .ountry are filing their annual omiilalnf ' against lll-manuered men. The men display absolutely no regard for women, who are permitted to stand in crowded street cars while their brothers recline at 'ease. Then, again, women are subject to Insults on the streets by mashers, and all around seem to have a pretty hard time of it. However, In view of the fact that 'hriatmaa Is coming on, they will prob ably uncomplalngly bear their sorrows. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab lets. All druggists refund the money If it falls to cure. E. W. Grove's sig nature is on each box. 25c. tf Bring your Job work to the Astorian. SALESMEN WANTED Salesmen wanted everywhere to so licit order for general line of nurBery stock and seeds. Brown Bros. Co., Rochester, N. Y. - For Bale at a bargain Tract oflland In McClure's Astoria. 100 feet square. For particulars Inquire at thlsofflce. I hereby offer a reward of $25.00 fori the recovery of the body of my wife who was drowned on Tuesday motn iuft in the Lewis and Clark river. ' tf. Sat Jokes. The cosiest and most tastefully dec ora sd cafe iu the northwest, is that of Aug. Kratz, on- Sixth St., near Washington, Portland. All goods warranted and lunch served at nl! hours. JAPANESE! GOODS. New stock of fancy goods Just arriv ed at Yokohama Bazaar. Call and se the latest novelties from Japan. C. J. Trenchard Insurance, Commission and Shipping. Agent Wells, Fargo and Pacific Express Companies. Customs House Broker. Fulton Bros. ATTORNEYS And Couiuelon-at-Uw Offices, Odd Fellows Bldg., Tenth and Com Repair Shop. The business of the late O. A. May will be conduoted by his son, George May, who is no prepared to give personal attention to general repair work. House Moving : i AND : General Confractfai : House Moving a Specialty First Class Work Guaranteed at Reasonable Rates BIRCH & JHGOB80N, nSTORIJ, ORE. J O. RU THOMPSON ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. i , 48 Comrftercial Street. KOPP'S BEER HAIih Astor Street Pool and Billiard Parlor Astoria's Most Popular Resort . , . Kopp's Celebrated Beer Always on Draught. Imported Goods; For eign and Domestic Cigars AL. SEAFELDT Depot Exchange STEINER & SNOW, Props. Tbe Finest and Best Liquors in the City Kopp's Celebrated Beer Always on Tap. ...Your Patronage Solicited... When you are out for good time don't overlook THE "0. R. it DICK DOHEKTY and OUS PETERSON "s Proprietor! ASTOIt ST. ASTORIA, Olt. ASTORIA AND COLUMBIA RIVER RAILROAD LEAVE I ,a PORTLAND . ARRIVE 8:00 a ml Portland Union D- U'.IO a m , 7:00 pm pot tor Astoria and 1:40 pm I Way Points ( ': T-i ASTORIA, 7:iS am For Portland and! t:10 p m Way Points I U:Mm 10:Mpm SEASIDB DIVISION 8:15 m Astoria (or Waren-I 7:40 a m 11:88 a m ton, Flavel Fort 4:09 pm 5:50 p mj Stevtns, Hammond'10:t5 a in land Seaside 8:15 am Seaside (or War- 11:60 pm S:S0am renton, Flavel. t:Mpn 1:30 p ml Hammond. Fort :2S a m j Stevena ft Aatortaj Sunday only All trains make close connection at Gobi with all Northern Faclfle train to and from the East and Sound point. j. C. Mayo. General Freight and Pas. Agent. IF II c ml A MERRY CHRISTMAS 7:;-: - TO ALL. Before maRiiiiryow-Zlpurc ? with a call. J.W.SUPRENAIMT Carpenter and Bailder Speoll atlentlon given to the construction ol QDD UUBIIIOBO MU " Oommerolal ttre ARloria. Ore PRAEL & COOK TRAN5FER COMHANY. Telephone 12L DRAYING AND EXPRESSING AU goods shipped to our care Will receive special attention. No 538 Duane Bt W. J. COOK. Mgr. John Fuhrmsn, , . G. W. Morton. Central Meat Market 642 COMMERCIAL ST. Tour orders for meats, both FRESH AND SALT . Will be promptly and satisfactorily attended to Telepnone No. m. , RELlANCK Electrical Works 42S BOND ST. We are thoroughly prepared tor inaklrC estimate and executing order tor all kind of electrical Installing and Repairing Supplies in tock. We eU the celebrated BHELBT LAMP. Call up Phone Ufa. H. W. CYRUS, - Mgr OSTEOPATHY DR. RH0DA C HICKS Mansell Bldg. 571 Commercial St Fbon Elaok MSI Astoria Ore. J.s3 (SffJlll " BBB In every department of our store can be found j suitable Christmas presents for every one, Cloaks and fluits which have been slaughtered in price make most acceptable presents. . ... In notions, Fancy Pillows, Head Rests, daintily trimmed Pin Cushions. , In the toy department, Kid Body Dolls, Dressed Dolls, Drums.Tool Chests, Iron Toys, Magic Lanterns. 1 1 1 f 1 A Cure (or the Bluei, , - ; MADELINE EARLE. Overture, Beer It 5c, The Waiter. A return Engagement of the Sparkling Soubrette, . . CARMELITA MEEK. Overture, "Mistress Nell Waltzes" LV.CUSTIN. Now we have the sensational hit of the season, JOHN J. LORD, and i MEEK CARMELITA, in s novelty i act of their own. , t if Overture, "Bamboo Queen" HARRY VON TILGER. The peer of Song lllurtrators, LUCY CUNNINGHAM, presenting Howley Havlland and Dresser's Latest Suc cesses, "Down in the Meadow where the Green Grass Grows." Overture, Wait for the Moving Pictures, 1 Edison. , The somewhat different commedian, , Bstoria "iron Foot ot Fourth Street Machinists i Boiler M ake rs land and Warlne KnftlnM, Boiler work euatingaoraildewirlptions made to order on ihort nwloe. Mteamboal ani cannery work specialty. j . . Hi .... I hum Fox President and Superintendent . U Vox Vloe Preeldent F. L. Bishop,.'.. .....,....i-...-..,.,ieeretarr moriaaavLnKl Ban...;. 1. .;,. Treanuer Abercrombie & Wilson ATTORNETS-AT-LAW Pate Building Astoria TH. FREDERICKSEN, . PIASO TUNER, Tl Bond Btreet. - -Astoria, Oretton 1 us THE LOUVRE ' . CHAS. WIRKKALA, Proprietor JAMES GARDNER, Manager . ' ,; : ; , LUCY CUNNINGHAM, Pianist , ' . 4 Prograni Week Connneiiciiir December 7 JOHN J. LORD, will hold your at- 1 tention. Overture, "The Lion Hunter" CLYDE L. CRAIG In more of the Latest Eastern Succesm MADELINE EARLE Overture, "Ben Hur Waltzes" CHAS. HOFFMAN The Magnetic Star, CARMELITA MEEK will please you. Overture, "The Varsity Girl'! FRED T. ASHT0N The Eccentric Comedian, JOHN J. LORD, will pass out a few knock-out drop. Overture, Don't forget the pictures. Once more with the same old smile, i : , .MADELINE EARLE Overture, "Marlta," Flotow. Edison's Latest Invention, The Projecto scope, in different subjects ui ' . .scents' - i r'i Program Is subject to change without notice. Perfection of Fit and etvle can always be upon when you get clothes from...... 1 tin i-mn Astoria's Leading Tailor tedals and workmanship' best that can be proem' . prices within reach of fl. forget the number, 22 COMEEOil SOT f COWING & CO ATTORNEYS AT LA Room 4,Land Office B'd'g, Oref JBT-Land Office Business 8 1