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TUSOID RZUADLE
AbsoIutcIyParoT
THEMIS K3 SUBSTITUTE
A LITTLE ABOUT EVERYTHING.
It's all off. Lip ton hat a rabbit's foot
this time. J
. As candy eaters and water drinkers
Americans rank f rat. ".
Never hurry. A leisurely gait gives
an air of prosperity.
- The are 2T0 different religions in the
United Kingdom.
Do unto others as you would have
your mother-in-law do unto you.
There is more coal In Montana and
Wyoming than in Pensylvania.
: There is no earthly nope for a man
who is too lazy to acquire enemies.
... When Ignorance keeps peace In the
family, it's folly to tell all you know,
In London each day 400 children are
born and 250 enter school for the first
time. ". '-,-".:'' . :;
If men were relatively as strong as
beetles they could juggle with weighs of
sever! tons. . , ,.. ..... '.
Within eigt months we have receiv
ed enough emigrants from Europe to
repeople Ireland.
For the past 160 years the royal fam
ily of Braitin has been identified with
Free Masonry.
Despise not small things. Acheap fire
cracker can drown the voice of the most
eloquent orator.
Don't let any cobwebs remain on your
thinking apparatus. Brush them a
way and say: "I will succeed In what
ever I undertake. ,
There are plenty of people of few
wonts-but they make those few word
wot a whole lot.
Those people who borrow their neigh
bor's paper certainly glory In the free
dom of the press.
Why are young men like vinegar?
Retnuse tht mar mother there is In
thorn the better they are.
lieware of sitting in a draft when
your clothes are damp. Keep moving
about and they will soon dry.
There are apparently about 1.000,000
pensioners on the Jay roll nearly forty
years after the civil war.
Some people are not content to tell
the story of their life. They want to
make an illustrated serial of it.
randy vand confectionery to the
am sunt of $l(.000.000 are sold in the
American home market every year.
Some very good men are so thought
less about their wives, while they take
the best of care of the farm team.
Americans drink more water, eat
more candy and consume more pepsin
than any other country in the world'.
Recollect, you have no more disagree
able things to put up with than have
other folks so don't worry aloud.
One hundred trillion flies can be pro
duced in three months from a single
pair of flies. People In the east do not
iloubt this statement.
The fear of failure hampers the en
ergies of many a young man and wo
man in the early days of their battle
with the world.
Sventy-nine percent of the popula
tion of -he United States were born
within the state or territory of their
present residence.
It will cost-St. Louis more to cele
brate the Louisiana purchase than was
paid for the entire original territory it
embraces.
The midway at the St. Louis expo
sition will be called 'The Pike." The
things th.U come down it will be a cau
ton to snakes.
One who lives too much in the past
in reminiscense, has begun to fossillie:
he will soon be on the shelf unless he
can break the spell of his nightmare
and get awake to the stirring present,
with his eyes open to the promising future.
Taere.t nothing gainw by fretting,
Gather your strength anew.
And step by step go onward.
Let the skies be gray or blue.
Not only Is the Siberian railway prac
tically completed, but more than 600,
000 immigrants have already had grants
allowed to them.
If you should .die tonight how much
would your wife and family have to
live on Some men think life Insurance
is money thrown away.
Put a tew wire nails in your Ink well.
The Ink's corrosive add will play Knelt
out on the nails, and In consequence
your pen will escape.
Openings for women in South Africa
appear to be many and varied. A wo
man writing on this subject says the
peculiarity of this country Is Its unfa-
mtKar condition of life. Luxuries are
more in demand than necessities.
A good deal of modern charity Is
giving money that you grudge, to peo
ple in whom you huve little faith, for
purposes of when you do not at all
approve.
r-on't allow a child to grow up with
squinting eyes or crooked teeth. The
scientific treatment of physcat defects
has reached a high point of skill, and
many of nature's unklndnesses may be
overcome.
Enraged Crowd
Would Lynch
Jealous Man Shoots Wife and
Daughter-ln-LawPolice
Save Him From Mob
TOBACCO 4 cigars
TURKISH PATROL for cigarettes. Fine.
GOLD SHORE PLUG for the pipe. Unexcelled
UNION MADE UNION LABEL
PLUG CHEWINGBEST ON EARTH.
Index Star
Day's WorR 13 Climax
Blue Dipper B Battle Ax
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Big Dipper -7- Sawlog or
Wine Berry or S Horse Shoe
Brandy Piper HeidsicK
Agents for the
Portland Safe & Lock Co.
Call and see samples.
Give ds your order for
Latest and Best Phono
graph and graphophone
records.
Agent for Portland Sail & Awning Co.
Sails, Tents, Awnings, and Covers.
Two stores,
Commercial St
P. A. Trulling'er.
One Hundred Strong
We Must Swellthis to Thirty
more in Thirty Days.
In the Regatta Courier .distributed
in every family In your city you will
find a list of pianos, pianolas and or
gans sold In Astoria by the Eiler's
Piano House to the number of one hun
dred. Count "em."
We want to swell this list 30 more In
SO days from our opening sale. Ten
days have elapsed and we have added
6 to the list, this leaves 22 to be sold
within the next 20 days. We can do
it easv. This is the way we expect to
do it: Out of fifty prospective custo
mers, the names of wWch we have on
our desk, we are sure 20 of these will
take advantage' of our special offer on
as many different makes of pianos.
Note the list of some of the familiar
names, such as Weber, Chlckerlng,
Kimball, Vose, Haddorff, Hobart, M.
Cable, Victor, Whitney and many oth
ers.
Crowding in six months business
done in the ordinary way In thirty
days actual time Is explained as follow
We save 5-6 of the expense In market
ing these 30 pianos this goes Into your
pockets. Tou can actually buy a 650
piano for 1465; $550 piano for J41S;
$450 piano for $357; $425 piano for $318;
j $325 piano for$235; $250 piano for$114.50.
What you ought to do is not only to
J come along yourself but see that your
1 friends Join in the movement. The
terms' of payments are so reasonable
and the prices so low you cannot af
ford to lgjore this opportunity nor de
lay action. Twenty days will go by
fiuickly. The blame, as well as the
loss, will be yours, If you let this
chance slip by. Do not procrastinate,
Come today. Tomorrow the very pi
ano you might want may be gone.
Remember the place, 9th and Com
mercial streets at the
New York, July 20. Only by draw Inn
their revolvers and thrtyitenlnit t
shoot to kill did several ilivoklyn police
men pivv-Hit a mob from wronkini!
vengeance on FretlerlckKtselmcyer lif
ter he had shot his wife and his ti-
daughter. l'pto the doors of the ll.un
burg avenue police station the clamor
ing mob went crying '"lynch him;"
and It was necessary to cull out t''e
reserves, Krlselineyer was so badly
beuten before the policemen rescued
hltn that It was necessary to ivill un
ambulance.
Although he is 40 years old, Krlsel-
"Viieyer was driven to the shinning by
jealousy of his wife, whom he murrled
three years old and who Is 54 years old
She ow ns the house in w hich they lived
and in t'ie station house he asserted
that she had been receiving the at
tentions of a wealty butcher for some
months and thut lie saw her and her
daughter with him Just before the
shooting.
In the hospital suffering from three
bullet wounds li.s wife said, in reply
to his assertion, that he was vrnsy.
The shooting followed a quarrel dur
ing which Krlselineyer was reminded
that he did not own the house. The
wife probably will recover, but it Is
thought the daughter Is fatally
wounded.
Returning from the house after the
shooting Krlsselmeyer was surrounded
by neighbors who beat him down. Ho
escaped but was again surrounded, a
Iioliceinan finally reached his side und
revolver in hand, kept the mob buck
until aid was secured. The crowd fol
lowed, however, until the prisoner had
been safely locked up.
TEN YEARS FOR SMITH
LANE.
AND CUBA TO COPT FROM AMERICA,
(Continued from first peg.)
Hind excepted to by the defendant at the
Pine.
1 The court erred In denying the
defendant's motion for change of ven
ue upon the showing made there.
4. Insufficiency of evidence to Jus
tify the verdict In this; That It doe
ii.-i apiienr from the evidence or ths
In! ructions of the court Umt th city
of Ai"i'lu Is or was a municipal cor
poration.
The motion for the arrest of Judg
ment was made on the ground that the
f,iti In the Information do not con
st nm- a crime,
A KtiHslan woman engineer, Mrs.Kon
eve.'ky. has Just been commissioned to
help construct a railway from Valtu-
H'lkhtchtssarla Wyinpheropo. 8he Is the
first woman to .receive such a commis
sion. She studied engineering in Paris.
The .ueen or England, with a
1-outlet on her head, looked over ths
gard n wall the other day, and It Is now
rt ported that bonnets are coming Into
fashion again. The king may make
as wear white vest slips, but only a
queen could turn the women back to
bonnets.
The crown Princess of Denmark,
who Is now in Farls with her husband.
I not celebrated for her good looks, but
she has lh- more permanent distinction
of being the richest royal princess In
Kin ope. Her royal hlghnexs was left
by her mother, th late queen of Sweed-
on. a fortune or 60.000,000 marks
a ln it IS. ooo.ooo American dollars and
this legney. through beng wisely In.
vested, i.4 witii to nave increase, to an
even mor impressive sum.
The Cuban government has decided
to adopt our system of government In
It foreign department, and to that end
nn obtaining all ths available data
possible. Invitation Is ths best evidence
of ths valut of our system of govern
ment, and In medlclnt the mum I al
so ttue. Consider Hosteller's Hitters
for a moment. During the past SO
ycnis It has established an unequalled
record of cures f stomach Ills, and be
cause of Its wonderful success It Is Us
ing widely Imitated. In some cases the
bogus article Is being used to refill the
genuine Hostetter bottle, ttewur of
nil such Inimltatlon,, The genuine 1
sold only In bottle ei urely tested with
a private stamp over the neck. It po
Itlvcly cute dtxxlnc. headache, miu
sea, lndigetlon, dyspepsia, and malaria
Don't full to try It.
JAPANESE GOODS.
New stock of fancy goods Just srrlv-
d at Yokohama Paiaar. Call and see
tht latest novelties from Japan.
, IIATS TRIMMED FREE.
Mrs. R. Ingletsn will continue her re
duction sale of hats skirts, waists and
ladles' and children's furnishing good
Mil October 1. Call and see th line.
Also carry a complete line of hair
witches and pompadourt. Price will
ult you. MR9. R. INQLETON, .
Welch Block.
UE Oil FIRE
WOMAN'S COL.CWN.
tiler's Piano House Ex
hlbit Sale
p. S. New organs from $46.00 up,
Square pianos, Chickering, $50.
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The Troy Laundry
Corner Tenth and Duane Streets
Has the Neatest, Cleanest, and most Sanitary
Laundry Establishment in the State. Prices
Reasonable. Let us call for your wash.
'Phone Main 1991.
COME ON BOYS.
Albert Dunbar has hit upon a good
idea. The vote for regatta queen is lag
ging. Why not wake the people up by
oiferlng them a chance to vote? It
will not cost much and will please cus-
i tomera. Mr, Dunbar has Btarted the
I ball a-rolling. I follow suit, and will
I also give 10 free votes with every dollar
! ourchase. Who will be next? Come
j on boys, HERMAN WISE.
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iSpecial Prices
ON
Combination Desk Book Cases
EXTENSION TABLES
A choice line at $5 to $18.
Unusual bargains in fine willow, -oak and leather upholstered rockers
H.H.ZAPF - The Housefurnisher
030-4334 COMMERCIAL STREET
BE3T 15-CENT MEAL.
You will always find the best lie
meal Jn the city at the Rising Sun res
taurant, No. 613 Commercial street.
Fancy and Staple Groceries
FLOUR, FEED. PROVISIONS,
TOBACCO AND CIGARS.......
Supplies of all kinds at lowest rates, for fishermen,
Farmers and Loggers.
A W ALLI3N Tenth and Commercial Streets
JULY CLOTHING SALE.
Boys Clothing Department The Great
Saving Offered Must Interest Tou,
All the newest styles, In well-made
suits, for ages from three to 12 years,
will be sold as follows:
13.75 suits, now $3.15
4.00 suits, now 3.40
4.50 suits, now 3.85
5.00 suits, now 4.10
5.50 suits, now 4.65
S. DANZIGER & GO
Schilling's Best systematic
supply and dealing puts money
back Ma tuddiif-pewd apicti
ceftt favoring Detracts todm
at your, grocer's if he is a
good one, of course.
Silence Is golden. There are a few 1
women In the Klondike.
An attractive woman can outdistance
a brainy one at every move.
I t should be the ambition of every
woman to live up to her best photo
graph. Tbe ladies uovv wear men's fancy
hosiery and regular man's garters.
What next?
Some men ure like sky rockets they
attract the most atteHn JuHt before
they fizzle out.
In Boston elevator girls are giving
satisfaction in several buildings where
they have been installed.
She who marries fur wealth s'-lls her
liberty and she who married for love
gives away her liberty.
A New York woman nays society de.
mnnds $"',000 to $7,000 to furnish dresses
for one lady.
You must beware of the llrst signs
of laziness. The artist who s;lys "It
will do" Is on the downward path.
Whenever a woman makes an unhap
py marrluge she says It was because
her parents opposed the match.
Money Is not the root of nil evil. If
you'll hold your ear clone to the paier
now we'll toll you what it is. It Is laz
iness. The new king of Servla is a widower,
he Is likely to have more or less truble
in ilnding a woman who Is willing to
share his glory and risks.
No unfo-jlish woman will declare that
she is a man hater. Everybody will
know then that she has met no man at
all or not of the right kind.
The girl who reads the Declaration o
Independence at the Fourth of July eel
ebration gets good training for making
the same declaration to her husbani!
later on in life.
Never set yourself up for a musician
Just because you have a drum In your
ear: nor believe you are cut out for a
school teacher merely because you have
a pupil in your eye.
A lover who had been discarded by
his lady for another sued the faithless
fair one for the money expened on her
during the courtship, whereupon she
turned and married him.
It all depends on circumstances. One
gitl can do things that ure considered
chic and cunning and characteristic,
arm i anotner girl does them she is
called crazy.
In Denmark there are companies that
insure women who have a fear of be
coming oiu mams. They pay stated
sums every year, and should they mar
ry before they are 40 what they have
paid goes to the less fortunate. After
they are 40 they receive pensions for
life.
Australia wants 300,000 British wives,
Canada wants 90,000 and the Cape
would like 30,000. It is said that there
are nearly 1,000,000 more women than
men in the British isles,
. The shah of Persia, who recently dis
missed 1,640 of the 1,700 wives he had
In his harem, has commanded state min
latere to marry fifty of them. The rest
have found husbands without his maj
esty's aid.
i ii'i.k UaL!. n. r. n.-i..
nun .tuning, Diiming, deal
Humours
Find Instant Relief and
Speedy Cure
In Cuiicura Soap and Gutlcura
Ointment
When All Other Remedies and
the Best Physicians Fail.
Instant relief and refreshing sleep
for skin-tortured babies and rest for
tired mothers In warm baths with
Cutlcura Soup and gentle anointings
with Cutlcura Ointment, the great skin
cjire, and purest of emollient., to be
followed iu severe cases by mild doses
of Cutlcura Kcaolvent l'llls. This Is
the purest, sweetest, most speedy, per
manent and economical treatment for
torturing, dhflgurlng, Itching, burning,
bleeding, scaly, crusted and pimply
skin and scalp humours, eczemas,
rnhe and Irritations, with loss of
hair, of lufunts and children, as well as
adults, and Is lure to succeed when all
other remedies and physicians fall.
Millions of the world's best Monle
now use Cutlcura Sonp, assisted by
Cutlcura Ointment, for preserving,
purifying and . beautifying the skin,
for cleansing the scalp of crusts, scales
and dandruff, and the (topping of fall
ing hair, for softening, whitening and
soothing red, rough and lore hands, M
well as for all the purposes of the
toilet, bath and nursery. Thousands
of women unhesitatingly recommend
Cutlcura Bonn, In the form of baths
for annoying Irritations, Inflammations
and chaflngB, or too free or offensive
perspiration, In the form of washes for
ulcerative weaknesses, and for many
sanative, antlsentlo rmrnoses which
readily suggest themselves. The sale
of Cutlcura Soap, Ointment and Pills
is greater than the combined sale of the
world'i product of other skin remedies.
Sold In every part of the world.
Ladies Attention
A Nice Assortment of Fancy Crockery
Received.
We are pleased to announce to the
Indies of Astoria and vicinity that we
are able to show as fine a line of plain
and decorated crockery and glassware
as Is to be found In the city. Kvery ar
ticle will command your keenest In
spection and Is sold at prices not to be
e-iuiiled elsewhere. When you want to
buy crockery of any kind for dinner,
luncheon, fish sets, tea sets, cutlary to
match, be sure and our line. It will
please you. FOARD & STOKKrt CO,
DKNSMOUB TYPEWniTKItB.
We sell, rent, and repair all makes of
typewriters. Write for new catalogue
of New Pensnmre,
Huxley, Myan Co,,
U Fourth Street. Portland, Or.
HTKNOaHAPHEH WANTBD.
Good stenographer and typewriter
wanted (Remington machine). Must
lie it good writer and used to office
work, one with knowledge of book
k.M'pIng prvfrred. Apply at of five of
Columbia Itlv'r Packers Association.
lfOt'SB COAL.
No coal equals the Rock 8prlngs,
Wyoming, coal. New shipment Just In
Send In your orders,
EXKHCIHK CARB.
In nothing Is greater care and skid
necessary than In house plumbing. Un
sanitary plumbing la , a menace to
health. See J, A. Montgomery, 42S
Itond street.
FULL CREAM CHEESE.
Made In Onsy'e River. Retalta at 1ft
cents a pound. The best ever offered
en the lower Columbia, Try It and
be convinced. Bond Bireet Market, it.
Ello, proprietor.
COAL,
Rosylu coal lusts longer, la cleaner
and makes less trouble with stove
und chimney flues than any other coat
on the market. George W. Sanborn.
agent. Telephone 1311.
Hwrt't 1'rtMHii 10 wii.n
pint. A. Titu'if.
Ca5tings
We are prepared to make them on
short notice and of th best materials.
Let us give you estimates on any kind
of castings or pattern work. Lowest
prices for flrst-clasa work.
TELEPHONE NO. 9461.
IRON, STEEL,
BRASS
and BRONZE
Scow Bay IrcnO
Brass Works
Cur. 1Mb snd Franklin .
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The
Palace
Cafe
The Best Restaurant I
Rerular Mtals, 25 Cents
Sunday Dinners! Specialty
Everything tbe Market Affords
Palace Catering Company
BLACKSMITHING.
Carriage and Wagon Building. Flrst-Class Horse Shoeing.
Logging Camp Work.
All kinds of wagon materials in Mork for sale.
We guarantee the best work done in the city. Trices rijjht.
ANDREW ASP.
Corner Twelfth and I)uone Sts. Thone 921.
GOOD PLTJMBINO.
A good workman, using good mater
lals, makes a goad job and saves much
annoyance. Tou especially need the
best In plumbing, gaa fitting, beating
appliances and tlnwork. Call on John
A. Montgomery, 425 Bond street, and
avoid trouble. Phone 1031.
Live Well
You Can do It if Tou Trade
Foard & Stokes Co.
With
Everybody enjoys good living but few
like to see the bills come In, especially
when th.-jy are larger than you believe
they should be. Look Into your buy
ing and not only try to save on your
Expenses but get the best food for your
table at the same time. We pride our
selves nn keeping only the highest
grade of delicacies for the table. Our
preserves, dried fruit, sauces, canned
specialties In meat, fish and vegetables
cannot be excelled anywhere, We want
you to look at our. display in this line
and we can ease your troubled mind as
what to eat either for breakfast, din
ner or lunch. FOARD ft STOKES CO
EXPERT HORSESHOEING
General J'lackmuithing, JW imd Cannery Work.
Seelis for High CIhsh Work. Shop Coriwr of Fif
teenth and Duane Streets, near Si. Mary's Hospital.
HOLMES S SEIBB RT
i'boue 2501. '
The Boston Restaurant
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KM COMMERCIAL HTItKIST
Best and Neatest Eating House in Astoria
Try Our 2 5-Cent Dinners
Prompt Attention
High Class Chef
MARINOVICH & CO
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(ELATERITE li Mineral Rubber)
TCOU MAY II"fTJflISl IIUIIVDIHC
' orllnd It necwirytoBiiPIjACIil A WOnPCOUT ItOOP
ELATERITE ROOFING
Takes the place of shingles, tin, iron, tar and gravel, and all prepared roofings
For flat and steep surfaces, sntters. valleva. eta. b t in. v.L.a . .n
climates. Reasonable in cost. Bold on merit. Gnaranteed. It will pay to ask for
prices and information. . , ' v 1 "
THE ELATERITE ROOFING CO., Worcester Building, Portland.