The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930, August 14, 1901, Image 2

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Newspaper Page TexttHfc .MOKXIXt. aSTOKIaS U'eilXCSDAI, Aftil'ST 14. 1001 Tcphoa Mala 661. TERMS OP SUBfiORirTION'. IUILT.' Bent by mill, ror yew 8nt by mail, pw month W Served by carrier, per month W semi-weekly. Bent by mU. per year. In advance, J2.00 All communication- Intends! for pub lication ahouM be directed to "Editor Aatorlan." Buslne.n communication of all klnJa and remittances must be addressed to "The Aatorian Publish Ing Co." Th Atocian guarantee to IW advr Uaera th largvat circula'Jon of any newapaper publlahed on the Columbia river. Advertising rate can be had on ap oUcaUon to the buaioeaa manager. EMPRESS FREDERICK. New Tory Tribune. Victoria, queen and emprs.. Is -on followed to the grave by her own fir.: born, whom she fondly knew as "Vicky." but who to the world was also Victoria, queen and empre?. There were few women In the world as dis- tmguijhed by both birth and catver as th princes royal of Great Pritain. queen of Prussia and German empres. She waj daughter of one of the great est Queens In history, si:er of the king of the world'a greatest monirchy, wlfj of one of the noblest knights of modern chivalry, and mother of the "war lord of Europe." There were other titles to dis tinction, sufficiently numerous to Ui the strength of the proclaiming herall. They are a part of the emblazoned hls- -;tory of the" age. With such thing a! this l!m?. however, the world will hav little tj Jo. It i of her as woman and diughier. wife and mother, rather than queen and empress, that o:h?r women and men will think. She may perhaps be best character ize! in a phrase as her mxher's own hl'.d. She was the firstborn, and seemed to have Inherited In the firs; and strongest degree the m.:ernal trait of mind and heart anl soul. There was a striking resemblance between mother ard daughter In countenance. But they were most alike In character and in some details of career. Each made, early In life, a pure ,ov match, being c-imrHled by force of the etiquette of precedence to take the iniatlve In the wooing. Each married a German prince of singularly noble characteristics, physical, mental and moral. Each had an !lentl pur' and lovely domestic life. And e-h at the zenith of her worldly dis.in.-.im suffered the bereavement of u ldoho.I. There were points of different, of coure. notably in the fact that one ha a very long and the otfu-r a very sh-t reign, anl also that th- on- wis sov ereign in her own right and the o-h-r merely a sover -im's c-'ms r;. Hut the-.- ar? of less sign'.fiean.-o than th- rj:ri.s of likeness. We might add. t". tha: thre was a marked imi'arl:y In I strens-th of will and re .lute -x-rcse of personal Influence over the ourr-n: , affairs both great anl small. Th 9;,'rV I of Empress Fred -rick's con;-?: with Bmarck. and also with her imperial son, has yet to be written r ma!., puh- 11c. If ever 1: does appear it w.Il pr -r- ably be sen that the nam ,,f Vic: -rla was In those Ineiden queen and err.pr-ss. was In those Incident a fitt.n? en, for mat n'jwever aim ii.oer .h.iis ..'. ris- to min i, belong to history- Fr the j ! present hour It is enough to rem-mber , that a waman who was an honor and an Inspiration to her sex is d-.-ad. and that the two foremost courts of Europe, and the two most commended to Ameri can sympathy, are plunged Into deep est mourning. It is an incident which "m tkes the whole world k'.n" In the community of sorrow, and In whl'-h Briton and German will have no more sincere sympathy than that which goes forth to them from their kindred race on this sde of the sea. WITH THE PAIiAOHAPHEP.S. Mat-lay and the mosqul; i are ;he fea tures of the news world. Wahli g.-n Star. Sometimes It is as disagreeable to b 9 steel trust magmte. as to be any other kind of an autocrat. Kansas City Star. If the downpour keeps, up, the j,.-rs ns who did all the coin belt praying will be c-alb-d upon to back pelal. D-nvvr It publican. The fight between India, Java ar.d Bo livia for supremacy in the quinine, tride must be regarded as a bitter one. Buf falo Express. Many unprofessional Sri.ntis;s doubt if kerosene oil will exterminate mosqu itoes. It has be?n at work on the new hlnl girl for several years, anl !).' is till here. Mtmiea;i'r. Jourinal. A Tennessee man found a lost tooth In his vTmiform appendix. Which the samt It did not pay his lltVO doctor bill Chicago Journal. As It Is s'.ill several weeks to the court of Inquliy, Admlr.il Schley hope to live down the support of lht Commoner. Chicago Tribune. Th. rfont British a:t:tnd toward the Bmt war f that of grinding th teeth la the determination to continue enJorsing U Pittsburg Dli;ui-h. If the editor of the D.'s M lines Capital has expUinosi his latest explanation th Iowa political caravan is ready to star! on again. Chicago Tribune. About :h best ev:derk yet offered that S-nator Hanna has not been try ing to settle the strike Is the fact that the strike is no: settle!. Topeka State Journal. If the Alabama legislature a fixej so that it can met only once in four years, the constitutional convention w ill be well worth the money It c-vts. Washington Post. As for Cresc-'us, nothing much need be said. What he d-.' ro-tk for Itvlf. And still we'd l ke to s- e "urn dah un-d-r the fra. ti. n of a secon l 'he .id ,f that two-minute gor.g. Phi'ad-Ijihta In.imrer. TO CT'RE A COLD IN ONE D.Y. Tnke Laxative Bromo-Quimne Tab lets, Kc. Denver Is making s me rrog-ss to ward the Kansas city diss The h.'.l town has a case of Jury bribing and h. for some t.nitr been kerp.ng a fairly n-l! nourtsneil ect-.pus. At the same time it Isn't s,u'c r-ly h-avi'y on Professor Tr'ggs' )u Igment of poetrv-. He said. "The Brair.e D'g' was doggerel." 'hicag Tr.bune. The citiseni of a lic.l Ohio town ar Unable t secure a mayor w ho will s-rvr a- t!w magriirtcent annual salary of II. Pt'oTjah'v the acct ptaMe m-n have over lookej the peniutsit-s attached to the office. JOB COULDN'T HAVE 8TOOD IT. If he'd had Itching piles. They're ter ribly annoying: but Buelen's Arnica Salve will cure the worst case of p.ies'weaic a:omtehs entire r":. ri'ntorlng on earth. I: has curel thousands. For Injuries, Pains or Bodily Eruptions It's the best salve in the world. Price Sic a boi. Cur? guaranteed. Sold by Hart's Drug Store. Spain woul 1 probably obJJej an or der from the court of inquiry, r-iu r I: g the bat'le -f Santiago to be f.-ught all over again. TO HBAL A HLT.T. fs Banner Salve, the great ha!-r. It's guarantee-1 f jr cuts, w unds. .r-s. I-li-s and ail skin disease. Cse nj iub:i:u'e. Hart's drug st -r-.-. A X- -w Tork cuirt his d ... id 'the M. "'O Is a r-as.,nablj sum p-r ann-i:n f : a young girl t sjiend on Si r !:--I'til-ss that d-ctsi-m s r-v-rs I pr ' : Ul.-k!y. h-r- an- a I it - f :-ir--n - -ah w:!l b-c -ni- inmati-s "f the iiis.ir.... .'cy inms. A. Ii. Bass. 0f JI irsrant.iw.i. In!.. ! to go: un ten "t .'.v-iv- ::n--- n I nl-h- an 1 ha I s -v-r- fri k.i li M:Rit ; . kidneys. Was cur- 1 I -.- V I'-y'.s Kiln-'-y Cure. It's g-j.i Hart's Jru3 st -re. A medical journal su'-'g-s-.s Is an ov-r rirodui-ti-.n f 1 c,-,ur.try. I: b-w all.sth- ft-; . 1- w.-io 't':'Jy r!!p?s,.'i' Vurn 'Tl' ;'-r vil. w hy n : turn th-n.-'ii.-ii -' XlX, supp.y an d-niand ale.'Ut -.pjal. WHAT'S YOVil PACE WOIITH? h ,, cmLler:on. a i iun-1 . c.ceo HK.g. m-rii patents ati r.ivte.v i , r,n tha abn sill olvsu ,.f T c .e ".- ...Kl .. ' ' j;ut Dr. King s N-w Ulfe I ills g v Clear Skin Kosy Cheeks. Rich Com- pxIon. On.y 20 at Hart's Drug gt,, ' ' During the last twelve rnon-h" a single one of the innumerable bi-iv-ii-s in :he country sold over a million l-ar-r-ls of be.-r. And y,:; people stilil talk of the dry humor of thK Americans. WHITE MAN TURNED YBLIsOW. Oreat eonst'.-rnatlon was f.-lt by tW friends of M. A. Hoffany of Islington, Ky., when they nuw he was turn.ng yellow. Hg skin slowly ohanged col or, also his eyes, and he Buffered terri bly. HU malady ways Yellow Jaundice H was treated by the tt doctors, but without benefit. Then he wa advls-d to try Eleetnr Bitters, the wond-rful Stomach and Liver rem3y, and he wrlteet "After taking two bo'tks 1 was wtfilly crured." A trial proves Its matehl?M merit for all Stomach. Lriv-r and Kidney troiibb. Only Mr. Sold by Frank Hart, Drurglst. Tin Indian men have b.n (ir,..-i apiece because th-y induU-1 n th- lux ury of tailing a f.-Iiow M irk llanni. w tn'-h is cn-ap at tin. pro Having no m .n-y, of c-urs-, th-y 111, to hear the w ir-H. WOri.D HA VI2 CfST HIM HI.S UFK Ovar Iliwmjn, l.r-l,arin, Ky., wrl :-! "I htiv? been using Foi-y's Kl in -y "ui-i ano take great pp-asur- in stn'.ins it trace m- p'-rminen ur- of ki'ln y diJ 'as. which certainly would have m my life." Take nor.e but F .b-y' --. Hart's drug stor? There will he ,,niy B x:y per rf-n, r,f if: average apj.le crop If M..ssoiiri. but there is no apparent falling off in in.-av-rag,. nm .tinnt .f stomar-h-ach irp-l. dent to the apple ml the n,-as;n. A. II. Davis, Mr. Sterling, Ii.. wrlt-s: "I w.u-- troubled with kidney complaint for about two years, but two one dollar bottles of Foley's Kidney r,jre effected a oarmanent cure. Hart's drug store. O. i Buck. Uelrn. Ark., says: I was troubled with constipation u:ttl I bought IVWitt'a Utile Early Ktavra. Since then have bvn entirely cunvl of my old ooiupl.ii it. I recommend them. CHAS. lUKiKliS, Iniggist. A Massachusetts Julg, has decided that str.keis may l iw fui.y emrl v m i -l suasion. IVrlupn here Is whole John Bull olita n d li s tip. If Ihe actloa of your bowel it not easy and regular serious completions tmis: N th-1 tlnal result. IVWttt's Utile Karlv ISIsers will remove this danger. Safe, pleasant an I effective. OlAS. RiXiKISS. I'rugglsi. H obson has refuel lo li. klss.M by a bevv of pretty g rli Shades of t'upld' The n-xt hi ig we know, Admit. il "Sampson u til lu- admitting thai Admiral Schley won the Kittle of Santiag . James White. Hrntvtlle. ltd., says IVWItts Witch Haael Ailve heated running or on both legs. He had ufTr,., i.i y-vrs IVn-tors filled to h-lp him. tVt l-.WI:t Accept no lm Itatl 'Hi. CHAS. RiXJKHS. lruh-Kit. Ex-State Treasurer Hartley has re ported that he spent the month of July "att.'n Itng to h.s own affairs " That isn't so bad. Ther are a whole lot of other men who cannot make so gvmd a show ing. Emotions, cuts, scalds and if of all kilhls quickly healed by DeWltt'a witch Haiel Suire. Certain cure tir pils. Bewars counterfeit. lt, sure you get th original DeWitt's. CHAS. ROGERS. Druggist. I.i Hung Chang evidently believes In "Personally conduct's! tours." He has ordered that all travelers In China must hereafter he escorted by a mounted pa trol of eleven arme.1 men. Mrs. S. H A'.tport, J hns:own. Pa.. says: ' Our little g rl almos; strangle! ,1eh with onup. The d vtors s.Ud he cull In': live but she w is int.vllv -hove I by Ore Mlnut Cough Cure." CHAS. K'VIEHS. Drugvst. E iu:p; 'I wlh ni'l.-m guns and f transport.tti-i there Is no r o- ti i:i th- w r' I why the South Am--I iti r 'v !iitlonlsts shou'd be sj:Isfl l Cth th-ir old record of for y rev lu ll : s's a m nul It cis'S ..f criup give :h? little cn-'S i.Vie H nu;-. Cough Cure. Then res: asy .tr. i 5i.tv- no f -ir It never fails. !'l -as-at: ti t.ik'. alw.iys safe, sure anl il m -st Instn-aneeuM in erT.vt. CHAS. lb iEl:S. Druggist. Mrs. C. iM-!e Mrs. l",iton his two s-r-var.ts n h r h nise now. I un l-'rt.in I Mr Hlrarn Off-n That's nothing; wo tnvariab'v have two in our house, one g '.:r.g n! th- -i:he c ir.lnge Calholi. S-ati lard and T.nvs. P. T Thomas. Sunorvllle. All.: "I was suffering fr ni dvs-ieiwi wh.-r I1 einim--nc-l aklnc Kol'l Dystie-si I Cur. I took several b-:tlesi and an d g-st anything." Kodol Dysp-' s a Cure is th- only pr-paratio-. .u.nc.vnlng all the natural digtlve flui.ls. It gives their naural condition. CHAS. ROC,. ERS. Druggist. Mlsoiil ciron.-i. -as one nt the win n-'rs 'n t'h- HI Item drawing. I: was th- tlrs: tinv in h.s career 'hat he ever g : ,-n a Iiv- one. Dir.'t h- sallafte-l with temporary re lief frvn indigestion. K.vl.il Dysp-'ps a 'tire permanently a.-td comnl-:e!y r-"-rre'T-'s this complaint. I: relieves i-r-m.i-.entlv b-e.ius. It allows the tlr-l st o-'i.i -ti erf': rest. Dieting won't r--' 'h-- st -ma--h. Xittir- -'coi.-es sup : . s fr on :h- fi.,1 w at. Th- " -r.- -i'!- v. iv t-i h-'o the itomirll is t-i K -I I I'y.ipepslii Cur", wnich di-g--ts aha: v in -it anl can'' lo'ln but ! y i g,-l CH.vs. Rim'.HRS. Drug- Ex-c -; King Phillips h is a s-s he pi-' r f '-niinir a fa-rn-rs' 'm. t . I'ti-1 .-. ; ' gr I'n. If the figures in th- ' i - - m-i 1 : tli- 1 ' li n- f h s leynl x.-h- iu-r. th- farm r -i put an exp"r: ,i.- oin! int n :!.- .hem- l.-f r- a l-.pt. ng i 1 E'lii WJKiOPIXn cnCCH. iy children wto tak-'n with ' : ..tign. wr, Mrs. o II . iMnv.l!'. III. "A small b .:- ' y's Hon-'y anl Tar cur-1 the '. 1 tv 1 a doctor's bill." Hart s i Ir-ig y -ung woman who l .s; h-r 1 ' - i claim In th- Kl-nva country I - t :.g marrl-d before th-' drawing j I . 1.... .U- .1 On. .. .......I.I : ii I,- in- I mil , . tak-n apprais-d so sh- can ! ac. . - in making h.-r claim for alirn -ny. , , . ,,, , Dit.i-I Ifcmtg. OttervIlK la., says: hid asthma and a v-tv b id cough irs. but could get no r-'ll-f fr m i' m"dlcines I tried, tint. 1 k Foley', Honey and Tar. It Knv-? ini.-ila:- relief and done me mor- I t rr... bin- fi.m all th- other remedies corn Hart's drug store. Mi--m olv Muggi-.s That man In the c- gi'.e me a lot of tmpu i-n, Mrs Iluggins The Idea! I don't s-e I't.V '.hi.s 1,-v can't have civil engineers on id. W.-u. Finn, of Uma, O.. obtalne-1 ex cellent i -suits from the use of Foley's Kiln-y Cure. "It relieved my back-a- h" an I svre pain over the hips. It ore i ,y uystem and gave me new vim and -ro-rgv. I: Is an honest and reli able r rr.vly, a sure cure for all kidney 11- ei - ." Hart's drug store. Jltn ("orbett won't be In a very strange lin- of business even If h l'x-s op. i. ,-t cnophotjs.. His chief specialty '. ! v-ral y.-ars was making Hamburg -'--iK.s out of other f mow's fice. H living, Intemperance, exposure I'd many other things bring on Hright's 'l.J-i- . Kol'-y's Kidney Cure will pre '. it lin'glr.'s disease and all other Itld "y b!.id'l-r dlsorK-rs If taken In tlm". - jre to take Foley's. Hart's drug sor -. I'-rliup Mr. Kipling could be Induce) ' f. rr.. r a id tak a few lessons In in- -.I..2 riK of soulful numbers from the -I of Michigan. He Is ap P ir n-ly g-dng to th-" bad. SAVKD TWO FItOM DBAT7I. "fin' lifl- daughter had an almost fatal attack of whi"p!n(r ooub and bro-.rlii-M." wrlt'-s Mru. W. K. Havl lano, of Armonk. N. Y., "but, wh-n all o-h-r r-rn-dP-s falb-d, we aaved ber life ie-h Dr. King's New DtsooTerT. Our nl: who had f Vjrwumptlon in an al vane -l stage, als used this wniKlfrf ul mz-di'-ltir- and today she U perfeotly well." inpcrate throat and- lung d.s-e-is i y o-l ti Tn. KlniTs Now Discov ery an to no other medlsine on earth. InfaitlM fr,r Oouffhs and OJd: and Jl.lsl bottle ruaraotaed by Hart's Drug Stons.Trtal bottloi free. $ From Various Sources. WOMEN DETECT SMlMC.l.llltS. lab mi: after iln I rrll'lr tlu ai nnd ' I looked for something 'ie nilglit ciivry Cncle Sam lias S. en Keiulnlne Sleuths , fr th,. ,-ir. When III.- p.u.y nil On His Bay Roll. 'safely out on ;t,e platform with lli.li boxes and baskets the perspiring lull If you take A trip ti Eur. po, and If rad'an: Mr. Towrs as d-crlbe ,!a .d you wan: to smuggle valuable mlo the ng t, iUinph iiitlv by the side of a six country as veil come back. lo. k out for gallon fr e,,.r (,-,. , r,-,in, The train the woman dei.vtlvr. su the New i had vnM w hen 111,- diaper -de- York World. ;s, tlbed h.in Sh(. will nie,-t ou . n the dock III New " thn lc,. cieam." slid Mr. Tow. ork. 'en." happily. She has the reputation of setting "Yes. Mr Towers," responded the more smugglers than six mile officers. ( -liaperon,. co,ly, and may I sk 'wher Diamond anl lac. an, millinery are did you g,-t It' j: ,l,K-s not belong to her specialties. Her Inking machinery ' us." is arranged so th,: she can giies, it If Towers' face fell, but he still hung on vou carry these things in the soles of! to the Icecream. your shoes. The fnited States customs .lep-ir'nient employs seven women detective on Its force of Inspectors a: steamship docks. They are Mrs. Jennie Ferris, M:ss, E. C. Kills. C. K. Allen, M. K. M.-gueeny. Anna Wilsh, W. W. Clark and Mrs Darragh. Taken together th-'y are the shrewdest corps of women detectives " the world. They deal with a greater number of people in a short time and irot th' work don,, with I s fus than d vs a Mulmberry street or a S.-otl.m.l yard squa I A few days ig a S-.mliy W. il.l re-p-irter n .ilch-'l :h , str-am ' caot--, pas. s- ng.-r m :: p mre.i , (T . in N -eh i.-rm.in l.Iloy.l steam r A small, fair drove back t' Ins own crowd And h w oman in a big he. a -l. a iimm r I arrh d Jii-, In nine t,, hen- a g rl who s.lk dr and . arr sng th- l'i.-vi: ble I hid cm.. ..; on a la'e trim ay, f-m in n- ps k-tb-.- k In her hand to n1 j ' Wh-r Is my i. e cream '.' I ,.!U a man n -ar th. Inspector ott ;h,. wh.vf. S:ie i down with I; nJ ,Ai. h- pu it with was etpecting C.-uslu Sue A- leas; she j your thing" TI , h ip.-t e w .u u -ny. s.ii-l sh was. aril It, r gtay ev, s 1... I ; bu. "all Mr T-..ts in9:....i ,ha: through th cloth, s and th,- han Ib.tg f.f j the .C: .-r-im N-longel t. .,. t. . h enry w-imati tin- cm, ff. ?.. j,.,, ,1,. ,,-,d a, It: b id t ik' ti t i, an- -'ni tiling ',' it! I sp ,.t,r. .'I-' InspOclor .tli-r pi nl ero-ad would ti- pi a-..- . n'1,1-,1 ar.d . fT sh alk-'d wi.i, a w.- anl : ! v T ! w i.t. bu; I It maa pass-ng'T. th.ngs :-.e .ill ,.n th-- way .-v.-r aa I Th w-'inin too ;; nil ,ii - ly an I. In. k w : !.il. ..It' .-x i tit. 1 I.i I with i-' if-' t g -.. h't'ii r. II. r en-y ir- I I daughter tr.it-l ., I .tig m ikmg ar.- j Pi NEST CITV II A 1,1, IN THE 'ii r.m.itk whe h wef i-u: '. t a I WnRl.l. y -uni;,' r. Th u-min In the 1 g ha: j . ml the sitmm-r s-.lk dr.-s wis. a w .- i i':,i; ., o,,-,, .-, I'r.ictlcIU V Tlilnv mm .i.-t-ctn-. had p . kci ,.ut p i.ss.-ng r who pr-.ba - ly cairi I a I-it of u 'i-u' liam si Is which he was K- ,I;ig t i . f : i a W-es.ertt j-welry house, h id coin., fr on the ofier side. Th j A.,.r a :h .r -ugh .re'i f "I,., t. IS. ' ' , ""'" v- n t !h- nb. -ns on h--r ha.. th.- d'-'.'i live r.'m.i.n -1 ni:st'tl--l. "Now are y-'ti c-utv tie'-1 -- Pmilel the p ss-ng-r. Tn.' woman d- t-c.iv. was n : con- n 't con- I vin.-.-l but puzzl" I 'I supp-'s- yuan' s -.,r- h d th- , h . .,. ,.,,.t ,,f , , r.-,akal..e nur 1. 1 s. ,ap?" In--i J t -1 th- p r; . Ii.ld. j p., structure. Of itu: sunt .'.s "Think y .11. I will." .tld th,. d-. - - . hi,s .,Ip-.i ly bvn sp-nt, W.'Iuin I'.-mi tiv . Sh.. '.r -ke op-n a oar "f u I j himself mark -I out tit-- ::.- wlt.-.-i It-:h- han II. i an I ; r-.II-I a .i I "f , pi iru-., , l;v i it .;s. n I to-a.-ly .'.si vjIu.i 'I- dummds Th.. w-.man sailjy..,,, l.,--r. in l-;o. th'sla:.- I g:,ttui ift ru.ui tha . UIM ha 1 n.. Id-i i ,-r-i-. I th- l.ti.ld ng . .minis.' si. h..h u '' r" "'" J'"--'s '''': Hoi l-'ti. but j has no-.v i; la.; u, a uiiinieip il p ila- "" '!' '-m l on. :, .. T ,.. k ,. "T i- t:i-r fi. : :hi: .v.- . it ' y - ' ' - n.i. b-gun In 1-.1 ir : in n -I f -'. , ,-:' u'.- I . i4 ,, .. ,(,,. .,,.,. ,.... il :!i .us .ti . ..f .1 gl.tig annu allv,' t d n 1 -a I f th. 1 T- a, i ' I.' it ' r : k -.on am -n ij s oou-itl- r-. 'ii y in it'. t em -I ill tin P. or ,r.g i ui'' w ui I a -ill- 11 s ev I v , , ii.. w -n- i: : I X.i-lli o ' - w il' n i y , ap.tbl .in ! n Hit' Tlo v o - ni in', ft cK f pic- s-.v- In 1 1 a .1 '.' J tl :' .: h t I v.ii.l f in-ni "ii.-- lug i ait in itt - - : v- I r m-i . t. u-'- 1 r .-xa.-p.-r.it - t ' ' w i- n tn.it or i. not - it;-1 1 I 'a as f., shlon till -.itu . I i. k In s'yl,. I .in ig ii, l.rt A.( ' -l'.- oil,- I'nis -lr-si.mik.-rs to d n n. ilu tbl- s --i-.. sinil.tt;!-'! In on I -.f c nir-i' y.,u can't U' h v-ryl.- dy." Th rn m -l-t-c- Iv ,-f th- l -k- has ia f.'titiy ' a-y 'mi-- -f It. Sh,. stivs at ! , , , ' "! a" ' ""' ,T "'' "" ",k r re ids until an no-.i i line- s'llkcs qu irantin . Th-n li-a dqiiart rs -nds h.-r a t-l.-gram . "" '"' -r th,. halr W n im, ,,r v. n-it-v-r .t is, win miiKc its I Pier at .i c-r'a'n h-.tir. Then th- wo I man d-t s-tlvc pu s on h.-r b .nn.-t and ge.s down and IriHpecis pasH-ng-r' Much -l-t-dlve has a certain numh.-r of st-airishlp lln-s which she must meet. As nearly as pot-si!.!.. hh- chu'eies lo-r own lln-s and keej,, ih-m from s-ason to s-as -in. On th- avenge sh,. m -els a st-am t a day. Hl.e Is lik-iy to b called at almost any hour from six In the morning Mil nine at night. She g-ts her pus sit. .in through clvll-s-rvlce ap pointing', and known the customs regu lations by h'-art. She r.-c'lves a good salary and makes a pr-t'y e-nny on c-irrimisslon. V-ry fi-'.v pa-yii-nir-rH who make ,i-r-li'ips as many as a half doz -n trips lu Kututic In a year know any ' f th" wom'-n l"'-c:lv -. by sight. To pro- fessiontiln :h-y tir- pr.-.iy -.v-ll known, and they ar- llior.iiighly f-ari'l. Mrs. J'-nnle Firls, the d.-an of Ibe woman's d.-p-ctiv corps, has b- n in ih" fi'rvlc-f-.r thirty-five y -a r . I'K'NIi; PARTY. The pli rilc party was hurrl-diy scram bling t' g-ther th-lr box' s and baskets, for th cutidii.-t ir had warn d th-iri that the truiii would not stop Iuhk al lilvcr slde. says the Chicago Tribune. The chip'Ton- stood like a general at ibe end of the car directing the inaneiiv-rs concernel wllh Ihe detail of the forces. "Her-., Mr. Towers," said the diapcr one for the tenth time, "you stop talk ing with those girla anl h-lp and lc dp off with all our tilings. If you don't you shan't have one single bit to eat.. Not one bit"." Mr. Towers rush'-d wildly "I had to go( something for my share and the Ice cream f reefer was handy. If It belonged to som,. other plc.ilc imrly why didn't they lake cir,. of it? Any. how. we've go; It." The picnickers d.vl.bd. however, that It w.iull he wroiiig to rob the other pic nic party of their lc cream, and the ch iperone made Mr. Tow em remain In hind at the dep.it and wire up and down th,- road to tin. I the other picnic party, and h-n they o,avd he had to hit ' a r'g i i-l take the (r-vier oyer lo tin-in. Mr. T.ivcis was too mad to talk when ho fln.l' y f.-und she r.val pi-niek-3rs. s i t. Jus: .lump th.- I. ,-r -am j ffi-a r ir. c-n th,. gias, ;, -it and Years Sp it: in ItipMtng lo riillid.-lphia E -r thirty ns I'lida- i d- lph a has h'-'it bull.l.itg its .-it) liall j N 'v pni.-'.lc.illy c-.mpl.-o-. l has '-.- . . ....... . . ....... ,,T " "' " gi'a-ure . fr,m ;tt building ..mmls...ti. w lib It has i en sup Tint ud.ng its . .iis'rue p.n. to 'he city's cltl f .-X'-cuihe. and II Is j th,. finest municipal bulling any a here ,(,,. j Tw-nly-lhe mllll m l.dlar. is .-x,..-c!.-d ", ,ui . nx. '! t'-t- I i:g. s- . i! y i ill in the i.i a I: . - et s an ir i I' I - -tl' lies i il tl., ., I I II tills l.; I e.l 1 1 I I. n : it w.-r . M; 1" f-- ; high t in th- w .ell I -i t n- t .w.-i is : ii.- i.i: it , :,. k . v.-r i ! -, r-i -i lo i on. r I all and s.and I - th .v- -h- -t.-.-t Kiel, y .111.11 cub..- V II Is -.f l.n-k. 7.tll,'l'l .11- , ""r' I hi-' yards ,.f r-S...-I m irble ti:i-l d mbl Host. --. ( ftli,-!i -tditliiry s'-ole i ie I..---H II---I nr - - i ,,i hull ling II. -f f--;n- (. ,,i!,p,. Vji.. ,.f wai. r m.ii . ii--arly If it r I f i,r -.- m i s I-iii; sii,,ple-.s th.. luill ling th -v w ill u , ,r ,n , .(,., ,,,f , mini all..ns m u,.-1 v ry day. Th"ie it.-tu.-n'y l.-v itors hi ions:. in- us., for t.iis.s.-uK-r s.-rvlc,. alone .-ml f -r the building's court r i-ot.s and ..lllc-u half i million dollars has b- i xj. lid.- I for fiitnllu; - and il X tit. s -il-ti -. Many r,.y.il palac-s x. I this mu nicipal Ii.ll te,. -if the ll'-.V world 111 gr-itin I urea. I tj wi'h th- ! ti trl.- .-x .-ti-tloti nf tli,. lions- of paril im'-ni at West-mini'ti-r. I,o:n.,n, H Is Hie large: pub lic liii'lding In Hie world, an I no uth.-r ctructur,. contains within Its four walls th.. entire rna-hlnery of s i complen u municipal uig.inlzation. HTOHIKfl VH. THK Itl-iAI. THIN'l. "Y-s," said a young mini, "I've quit, and I want to say that I think these itorb-s of the way nn-n get fi!iMd In the world an- all fairy tales. I've tried the mi-tholM and know. Only a few 'lays ago I r'ud nliout To:n U Johnson milk ing his first big hit with the manager of a iilr et railroad by picking up the scrap Inn ti- found lying around. You ar- the kind of a cir-ful man I want,' said the mating, r, and be promoted him right away. Thai was enugh for me, so I began pl.-kl ig up things whenever 111-- boss was ll.-ar. " What are y ,u doing," lc ib inandi-d v-Ht'-rday. " 'TIi-i.-'h no use letting these things go to waste, sir,' I miswie-l, for tint's what Tom Johnson said. " 'Of course not.' lie sal I, 'and w,. hire nn n for a dollar a day to do Just hut class of work, lint w can't afford lo have cl- iks wasting 'heir time ov-r It. Hump yours. If back Into the nfllc" now or I'll have you on the piy roll ns a day laborer.' "Ho I quit. Somehow things don't seem to happen In real life the way I hey do In print." An apt iinnwr In cp-llt'd to the well-known l-ord (Ir-orKe Knnner, of Cl.-CUH f.HIle. (Ill lil-inn linked Wllllt Ht'pH he would take Hhotild a certain wild h-ast hr-'iik out of hl caite, lie replied, with all niilv-tc: "U j cnc, Isondon D.illy N'-ws. ASTORIA AND COLUMBIA RIVER RAILROAD. Mm-XTIVM JULY . 1W1. I.KAVK I ltKIH.ANl il' III I I'ollUh.T I'ltHUI irNl ml fur A.i. .rls slid Way -,f .' ji m I'lilllla AslMUIA fai; Fr'l'iuiliiil nd.y H'iui I'olnl. I Asniri II il a in v Ml i III 1 1 ,i ni i III 50 p Ill . I'tl.MI p III MBAMliN I'lVIMilN C m ll 1 III II o m A VI . in JA V- p III IHiii o III 9 i ia 4iip in If lo m u U a in 4 uu i in A 'i IU Aslnrlsler Warri'iilisi, iiearliail ami :--al.l I I s Ju a m Hmsltls. Air WarrriiUui ami Aii.ifia U si m I i ! ni ? M l III XI jl IU Inlly elivjat Saturday. Saturday uiUy. Trains lea Aslorla fur Flal, Ham nion.l an, I Kurt Htcvnns at t i a. m. and I W p. m. dally. I-s-ar Kurt His vn fur Asloria l.vX a, ui, aud i.H p. m. ilallr. All trains mak il,M connection at Otible with all Northern I'aairlo Iralua to and from tha ICast aotl Snuti I points J. C. MAYO, llen'l Freight and 1'aasenger Agent ..Portland - Astoria J(oule.. STR. "TAHOMA," Dully Hound Trips et.-ept Suhday. TIME CAHO lom I'.irtland l-af Astoria . . .. .? a m. . . 7 p ni Through p.irtland conmvtlon with isatner N abo..t a, trom llwaco and Long White C.iilar Uti tickets Inl'ivhatia, able with O. It. N. Co. ana V. T. Co, tickets. Telepti,ne Dock; Telephone ui. IHE OALLES-POBTLAND ROUTE a STR. "BAILEY GATZERT." DAILY ROUND TRIP IICIPl MONOir Vincouver. Csiscide Locks. St. Mar tin's Springs. Hood. Fiver. White Salmon. Ly le anJ Tnc Dalles TIME CARD Iavs Pnrtliil 7 A. M Arrive Ths Dnll- 3 1'. M Ie-av Th Uiil'f 4 P. M Arrive Portland 10. P. M. Mt ALS THfc Vlt HY HE ST I rSuti.iy Trll a is-nd.ng l'"-ture CThls Hunt.' has tlir (Iran e: Scenic Attractions on liurth. I.AN'I'IN' i AND i VFt 'I-;- r".T uF AIJiKIt STIll'IIIT. 11' iTH 'Pill INKS MAIN' 351 Pi 'I ITI. A.N 1 1, OHiv JOHN At. FILL00M. Agt The Dalles A. J. TAYLOR. Aft. Astoria PRATHER A BARNES. AgtS. HoodRlvcr J.C WYATT.Agt Vancouver. E. W. CRICHT0N. Agt Porilana j SnortT LINE and Union Pacific TIMK rM'HEU- UMCfl Fnn Portland. f OV'"V"s Dp.irt Clilcmn Portland Siwclal liiNa. m. via Hunt In ifton Atlantla Rxprewi B:W p. m, via Ifurit lmrton Arrlv Bait I Alt, Denver, Kt. Worth, ha, Kannftn City 1 4:30 p. m. Mt. Isoiiln, Cliloag and IVmt. j Bmlt Isfikn, DnnvcH Kt. Wurth, Oma. hii, Kanrnui city. g;lOa. m Hi. Iul. Clilctiao nnrl Iiont. Walla Walla, flt. Paul Fast mull 6 p. m. via Hpokurw lywliiton, Bpo. kilns'. Mlnneapolli. Hi. Paul, Duluth 7:00 a. m Mllwuukec Chi (jiko and Kant 72 houri from Porllund to Chlc.iKO. No Change nf Cam. OCEAN AND ItrVKIl HCIIISDULI3 li'rom Antorla All Hillflng datixl (mbj'-ct to fihnnjfc. Fur Hun KranciH Co tpiery five dujri. Csifiuulila Itlver To Portland and Way landing. 7 a. m. Dutlv cx yi'iit Hun i u. m. etc. Monday Stonmer Nahnotta lenvea Antorla on tlilfl rjiilly fnr.Ilwaflo, connootlnu thire with trnln for tmg fdoaoh, Tloira nnd North Iteajh iKjinta. Itnturnlng urrlvta at Aiitorla same evening. O. W. IOTJNSBRTinT, Ag-?nt. An tori a. A. L. CRAIO, General Paanenger Affmt, Portland, Oregon. Oregon GO EAST VIA SHORTEST AND QUICKEST LlfiG TO St.riul.Duluth.MlnorijKills.CblciKOi ana Ail minta FJaaL Ad I.T TllAlNH; TMtVT TIMK: 8ISTC VK'K AXD :iCNUIT UN. Tbrauah falara aal Taornt BlMpar Dmloa atka ""fct Haiaklnc Ubrary (Va TkkoU ta u Bum via, rortlaM aa th" Oroai narthetn rji, a aala at . K. t If. Tlcknl mm. Aafrrta. c Orvat Jlsrlher a Tdrkat OrKo iJ.TlllleD 5TRl'.Ii 1', POfTTtaAND. Kor ralm, rl4nr aa roll Informa tion mrarcUa' Uaalarn trip, call cm or A. H. C. DUMcftSTON. C'lty Pm. ana TVM AMit r-ila4 Ii Travel UXUKI0US The "NurthwrKtrrn IJnUM" tralna. slrclni- Unhiesi jhrauiibaul. kuth Inal4a and it. ii4 Mlcstai bnatBsl, ar wnb- ut r.etin, thn IlKrsH Iralli In (ho vr)4 d'hty MnMr tl totost, Br west nnd a-nl leut far aaaafarl, rMivrnlrnoa and liitiiry rvir o0pfa4 tha iravrlliif Uobll. . an altaltHir w tlm maa I oiaal" an4 mlmivM4 su-lln af th car hulld!-' Art. Thns Hal.-aala Tnuna ('arx-el Wna The (ircit Northern The Narthcn Taciflc anil The I'iDtfliQ Pacific AT HT. PAl'L roil I'hK'Adfi aa4 the CAST. So ntm i-haraa far lhM uirior accaminaaatlaii a4 ail i btawa af tiok. t aro ayallaMn w pavi un ta faiiiau ' .Ntnkmakin Umvo4 " All Irnln un Ihfa Itaa t ain-tia ly ta liil.'rl.in( Blauk rm, W II .MMA. n I. HIHt.RR. iii'ni'ral Amt. Travetlni A"L rartlamL lrm. ! Depot, li'ifih nnd lo-iivi- i Hirt I ' n erlanj ICipmn I TroJu fnr hali-m, I ltubur, Aaii- j land. Siu-rajiirnta. T tu p ni. i 'kJ.'h. Ku Kmii. ) iU.o. M)av. I. I Aiik-Ih. ICI r, 'I in il in N. w Oilriiim und I th Kant. ! At Waojburn , I daily ect Siltl I davi. marnlnu I ra In cnnBH-ti Willi I tinin for Mt. An I k'l. rtllvrrtan, I II r u w n v I I I -, Arrlro IS a in, 7 .CO p.m Spilnmlnld, and Nulren, and fve Inn train far Mt. Annr ,i,,d Hllver ton. ''uviillla paen- linn i in I5i50 pm l9:a.m I K-r. Iii .'.o p ml Sheridan pajiacn- Pally 1 Dully ecopt SiinJny. IC.-bulK tlcllrtu an Kile atjrien Pnrt laud. Siicriiiii'-nio ana Han Kriinclaco. N.-t nM .'M 117 first r.laaa and $11 ttevuud Iiikh. IiiiIiiiIIiir Ml"Br. ItnteR and tlckrtii ta KiKMrrn poliita .iii.I I'urop... A In. Japan, t'lilna. llano lulu nnd Aimlralla. i.'an he ohtalnfit from J. It. Klrklund, Tlrkft Anent. 134 Third Hiri'.'t. TAMIIIMs DIVISION. I'llKnellK-r iciO foot f JeffiT-lon St. I-HVe for (liw'ifo dilllv lit 7:21), Ii4 il. m. 13.30. 1 Mi, 3:26. 6:15, 6:28. 11:06. II lu p. in. nnd U: On p. in. un Sunday only. Arrlv nt Porllund dully lit fl:3!i. K lin. HI M) . in.; 136, 3:IS :M, 6:20. 7 in. lOtlw (i. m. 12 41) . in. dilly ixoit Mondavi 8.30 and 10: 45 a. in. un Sun day only, l.eiivo for Dallim dully fxept Sun day nt 4.311 p. nt. Arrlvo nt Portland, nt 9:3H a. m. PiuMenKT train luaren Dallif for Alrli'e Moiidnyn, WiHlneinlnys nnd Frl iliv nt 2: 4r p. m. It"turn Tuemlnyii, Thiirmliiya and Htituriluyit. Kxoupt Hundny. It. Kul-Jll Id-Ill, MuniiiPT. C, II. MAIttCUAM, 0 n. Frt. and Paw. Agt. Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you cat. This prviurMnn conUlns all of Urn dlKi'stiinu uinl (llis'CHU all khtiln of food. It gives limUnt rclli f and n(!Vir falln to cure. It hIIowh yMi to cut all the f'Kxl you want. Tim mnntwiiHlUvo stoimic.hfl can tako It. Hy ilu use iimny tlioiiHiui'lH of dyHKiptlrsi have been cured after everytlilnK eluo failed. It Ih unequalled for allNtomach troubles. It can't he!? but d you good Pronnred only by K. 0. lot Win- & Co., Ohk'ano Tiitl.mtlInonUlBi)1si flHii-MtlxiOOu.aU. , For Bale by CHAS. ROOEKS, Druggist. ' 0&m -,. 10 ' "IAjtlk",,l WW mm