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CHAUTAUQUA PARK CLUB.
Regular meetings of the Chautau
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days of each month at 2:30 p. m.
MRS. F. R. MERRILL, Pres.
MRS. JENNIE FAUCETT, Sec.
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ONE WAY OF GETTING
CIDER FOR THANKSGIVING
The unusual spectacle of a celebrat
ed liostou divine doing sentry duty
with a musket on bis shoulder in front
of bis own residence on Thanksgiving
morning and all for the purpose of
getting a drink of Thanksgiving cider
is worth recalling, eveo after a lapse of
13o years.
Dr. Mather By Its, a Puritan clergy
man, born In Boston in 1700, owed his
fame to his wit uud practical jokes as
omen as to his pulpit ability. In No
vember. 1777. be was arrested as a
Tory and sentenced to confinement in
bis own home. A military guard was
stationed around the' house with in
structions uot to permit Dr. Byles to
leave home under any circumstances.
On Thanksgiving morning the staid
old Puritans of the arrested minister's
flock were surprised to see their pastor
himself pacing up and down before his
own front door with a musket on his
shoulder. The regular sentry had dis
appeared, and Dr. Byles was doing sen
try duty in his stead.
"You see." Dr. Byles explained, "1
begged the sentry to let me go out to
procure some cider with which my
family and 1 might celebrate Thanks
giving day. lie would not permit me
to leave the bouse. So I proceeded to
argue the point with him, and he has
now gone to get the elder for me on
condition that 1 shoulder his musket
and keep guard over myself during his
absence."
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ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.
Mark ix, 14-29 Dec. 1.
"And Jesus mid unto him. If thou eanst tie
Here; all thinis are possible to him that be
turrth."ilark ix, ts.
yj D IIEX Jesus and the three fa
B I vored Apostles came down
bSfr from the Mount of Trans
figuration where tliey had
been enjoying the vision of the coming
glory, they found the other nine Apos
ties at the foot of the mountain sur
rounded by a multitude. They had
made several ineffective attempts to
cast out a demon from a boy whose
father had brought him for the pur
pose. Jesus came "promptly to the re
lief of the Apostles
and inquired the
nature of their
trouble. The fa
ther explained.
And Jesus an
swered. O faithless
generation: How
long shall I be with
you and bear with
you? Bring bim to
ilu ton is possessed
of a dumb spirit."
-Me." Tliey brought him, and immedi
ately the spirit caused him to fall to
the ground, wallowing and foaming.
Jesus questioned how long be had
been thus. The father answered.
'From a child." and that often the
spirit attempted to cast the boy Into
tile tire or into the water to destroy
him. "But if thou canst do anything,
have compassion on us and help us."
"To Him That Believeth."
Jesus replied. "If thou canst believe;
all things are possible to bim that be
lieveth." How great stress the Lord
lays everywhere upon the exercise of
faith in the Divine Power! "Without
faith it is impossible to please Uod."
Those who cannot exercise the faith
cannot have the blessing which others
may have who do exercise faith.
This does not imply that people who
cannot now exercise faith will nevet
get ahy blessing. On the contrary, by
and by, during Messiah's Kingdom
the way of faith and obedience will bt
made so plain, so simple, that all will
be able to follow it and to gain a re
wardbut a lesser reward than that
now extended to those who can and do
exercise faith and obedience.
The reason for this is manifest. Cod
is now seeking a special class of the
specially faithful and obedient, to be
heirs of God nud joint-heirs with Jesus
in His glorious Messianic Kingdom, and
whom by and by He will use in bestow
ing His blessing world-wide; and He
desires that in this class shall be only
such as can exercise absolute faith iu
Him. in this and other miracles the
Lord required faith as the condition of
the healing. He thus manifested forth
His coming glory. During the King
dom reign there w ill be such manifesta
tions of Divine Power, and such assist
ance given to those willing to exorcise
faith, that all may profit thereby and
experience the healings of their flesh
and the casting out of every power of
Satan and sin.
The poor father realized from Jesus'
words that he must exercise faith else
his son could uot
be recovered. With
tears lie cried out.
"Lord. 1 believe;
help Thou mine un
belief:" His faith
got Its reward. Jes
us commanded the
evil spirit to come
out of the boy and
enter nu mure into
b" him.
"Jesus took him
the hand."
it may lie won
dered why the Master permitted the
evil spirit to tear the boy and cause
him pain. In leaving him. If He bad
power to cast him out, He also un
doubtedly had power to control the
manner of his coming out. We can
only surmise therefore that Jesus, on
this and other occasions, allowed the
evil spirit a measure of liberty in the
Diet hod of leaving, nud 'that this was
for the very purpose of denionstratin,"
how malicious and evil the spirit was
which had control; and thus the mir
acle was the more clearly seen, and
the Lord more praised.
''Many Said, 'He Is Dead."'
The boy was left iu an apparently
dead condition, but Jesus took him by
the hand and raised him up. The les
son for us in tills is that it is not only
that the Adversary and his power be
cast out from humanity, that the poor
world needs, but they need Divine
power for their uplift out of the mire
of sin and death. According to the
Scriptures, we are near the time when
Satan will be bound, when all the In
fluences of evil amongst humanity will
be restrained. According to the Scrip
tures, also, this binding of Satan will
be accomplished in a great "time of
trouble such as never was since there
was a nation." and humanity will be
left in an almost dead condition. The
pride, the hopes, the ambitioD of men
will perish iu that awful trouble time,
but the Master will be present in King
dom power to uplift them.
Messiah's Kingdom will not only
bind ttie Adversary and forbid him to
re-enter humanity and interfere with
their affairs, but will for a thousand
years do an uplifting work amongst
the fallen and degraded members of
our race, lifting them up. up. up. until
they will fully attain the Divine stand
ard represented In Father Adam
from which condition he originally fell
through disobedience, and return iu
which condition has been secured for
all through the merit of Jesus' sacri
fice at Calvary. ,
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iiianksgivinG THOUGHTS.
Most newspaper men will ad-
J mit that besides furnishing good
stories for the front page around
Thanksgiving the turkey also
makes good inside matter.
Those who knifed Caesar
f claimed they loved him. The
J turkey is a bird Caesar in that
those who love him best are apt
f to be the first to cut him.
I Americans are born parliamen-
j tarians. Even at dinner on
Thanksgiving day somebody will
j. take the chair, and then the cook
will move that the turkey be laid
on the table.
4 "De mortuis nil nisi bonum" is
Latin that at this season may
f be translated, "Of the dead say
$ nothing but good in the presence
of their bones."
A THANKSGIVING COUP.
How Pugsley Repelled Advance of Hie
Mother-in-law.
"Perhaps General Grant was more
actively inhospitable than I am, and
possibly ti. Washington shrank Trotu
the duties of host with greater skill,"
said Pugsley, with a self congratula
tory grin, "but 1 can boast some vic
tories in that line myself.
"You see." lie continued, "my wife
decided that it was up to us to have
the family for Thanksgiving dinner
this year. Did I oppose the appalling
proposiiion? 1 did uot Did 1 comfort
and encourage her In her nefarious
scheme to Introduce discoid and strife
into the bosom of my home? I did.
What's the use of war when diplomacy
will land a solar plexus?
"I aided and abetted her with the
utmost enthusiasm and liberality. Did
she think a fifteen pound turkey would
do? I insisted upon a thirty pounder.
Did she calculate that two chickens
would make enough salad? 1 decided
that six were barely sullicient. Did
she figure on a gallon of lee cream? I
wouldn't be content with less than
"l INSISTED DPON A THIRTY POUNDER."
double that quantity, and so on all
through the menu. Wherever, she pro
posed to spend a dollar I immediately
insisted upon spending at least two.
"Of course she knows all about my
affairs, and I could see that she was
getting uueasy and frightened as she
saw how lavish and extravagant I was
determined to be. So 1 promptly boost
ed my reckless prodigality several
notches higher. Still she didn't back
down. It was getting pretty near time
to do the inviting, and 1 was des
perate. "So 1 told her to run into the city
and pick out fresh paper for the hall
and dining room. Thnt pretty nearly
brought her down, but still she wav
ered, probably on account of wanting
them so badly. So I added that while
she was at it she should get a new
carpet for the parlor and a new set of
dishes and see the florist about send
ing some men out to decorate.
"That fetched her, though It was
pitiful to see that heroic woman's
struggle between what she kuew was
her duty and her desires. But she
knew thnt our mortgage was getting
clamorous, and she told mo so. 1 was
(inn. I told her that if we were going
to do it at all we couldn't let the fami
ly away saying how shabby we
were and what a failure I must be.
"That settled It. The family did not
visit us at the glad Thanksgiving time,
anil we ate in peace.
"No; maybe I couldn't win the heavy
weight championship or capture the
city of New York single handed, but
I can keep the invader out of my hum
ble domicile nil right." Philadelphia
Press.
A Thanksgiving Centerpiece.
Try to have your Thanksgiving table
and everything that Is served look at
tractive, even if the bill of fare Is to
be simple, and try to have something
new this year. If you can take time
to arrange a centerpiece It will pay
you. A flat oval basket resting upon
a high wire frame is Oiled with moss,
the frame being concealed by wild
grape vines. Golden pears and pink
nnd white grapes are piled high In the
basket and ' tine clusters of grapes
wired to each end. At the base purple
pink nnd white grapes are heaped on a
mass of leaves.
REMEMBER THE HYPHEN.
t Would It not be well for those
who have been blessed with an
j abundance to make tula division
of the day:
T Thanks-
Giving?
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Efficient Service Courteous Treatment
Ye Goodlie Pumpkynne Pye.
Thys Worlde Is fulle of Goodlie Thynges
To glaclde Marine throughe & throughe,
& some be meant for Kynus & Queenes
& some for I'onre Folke too.
Rare Kruile Is broughle (rom Heathen
Lnndi-s
& sold ut friers hyKhe,
Cut fuod i touds. neare to all handee
is (,'oudlle t'umpkyune I 'ye.
Now. make you none ye Pye of Squash,
For that 1b Coiinterfytte.
And I Kxcuse mi, but by Goshl
1 wllli' have none of It!
& he thnt makelh It of Paste
Of Turnyppe hane him hyehel
So fare all knaves who spoyle ye taste
Of goodlie I'umpkynne Pye.
Nor put ye Spyccs In ye Pye
Ye Cloves, ye Ciyngrr dust,
Nor Allsypce; those who do so, Fyel
Tliey break a sarred trust.
See that ye tlminh be Mlghtle Goode
& Temptynge to ye Eye.
For thys will make you choose for Foode
Ye goodlie I'umpkynne Pye.
But lette It have ye Savor Sweete,
Hrought In ye Autumn Morne,
When Gentylle Breezes come to greets
Ye vynes nmong ye come,
& let It showe ye honest Golde
Thnt hnpoynesse can buy
Ye coin of Jove tie pence untolcle
Wlthynne Pnmnkyn.in Pre.
Generous.
"You said thnt when we were mar
rled yon would refuse nie nothing."
"I'll be still more generous. I'll not
even refuse you nothing. I'll give It to
you."
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