Thnrwda?. September 5, 1913.
ASHLAND TIDINGS
PAGE SEVKTS
UNITED STATES
-IS THE-
PIONEER BANK
Securityr
CAPITAL. SURPLUS. UNDIVIDED
AND STOCKHOLDERS LIABILITY
DEPOSITORY OF GOVERNMENT SAVINGS BANK FUNDS
DR. W. EARL. BLAKK
DENTIST
First National Bank Bld., Suite 9
and 10. Entrance First Ave.
Phones: Office, 109; Res., 488-R.
DR. J. E. EXDELMAX
DENTIST
Citizens Banking & Trust Co. Bldg.
Suite 3 & 4
ASHLAND. ORE.
DR. F. II. JOHNSON',
DENTIST,
Beaver Bldg., East Main and First
Sts., Ashland, Oregon.
Phones: Office 178, Res. 050-Y.
DR. J. 8. PARSON,
Physician and Surgeon.
Office at Residence, Main Street
Phone 242 J.
G. V. GREGG. M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Office: 1 and 2 Citizens Banking and
Trust Co. building. Phone 69.
Residence: 93 Bush Street. Resi
dence phone 230 R.
Office hours: 9 to 12a. m., 2 to 5 p.
m. Calls answered day or night.
DR. H. M. SHAW.
DR. MATTIE B. SHAW.
Office and residence, 108 First
avenue, Ashland, Ore. Phone 157.
Calls answered day or night.
JULIAN P. JOHNSON, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Specialist in diseases of the Eye, Ear,
Nose and Throat.
Office: Upstairs Corner Main and
Granite streets.
Entrance from Granite street.
A. J.
FAWCETT, M.
D.
Homeopathic
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office, Payne Bldg., adjoining Cit
izens and Trust Co. Bldg.
Residence, 9 Granite street.
Massage, Electric Light Baths, Elec
tricity. With Dr. Fawcett, Payne Building.
JULIA R. McQUILKIN,
SUPERINTENDENT.
Telephone 300-J.
Every day excepting Sunday.
E. O. SMITH
Architect
First National Bank Building.
PHONE 33.
MODERN WOODMEN OF AMERICA
Mahogany Camp, No. 6565, M. W.
A., meets the 2d and 4th Friday
of each month in Memorial Hall.
M. S. K. Clark, V. C; G. H. Hedberg,
Clerk. Visiting neighbors are cor
dially invited to meet with us,
CHAUTAUQUA PARK CLUB.
Regular meetings of the Chautau
qua Park Club second and fourth Fri
days of each month at 2:30 p. m.
MRS. F. R. MERRILL, Pres.
MRS. JENNIE FAUCETT, Sec.
Civic Improvement Club.
The regular meeting of the Ladies
Civic Improvement Club will he held
nn iha Esmnil onH fourth Tuesdays Of
each month at 2:30 p. m., at the Com
mercial Club rooms.
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A Good Advertiser Can Sell
jg Good Property-Any
Time, Anywhere I
0
He must keep his ad at work.
It must be THERE when the
possible buyer looks and he
might not look more than one
day out of ten.' Of course, he
might see and investigate it on
its first publication, or, per
haps, the fifth or sixth time it
appears. The good advertiser
knows that, however persistent
a campaign may be required,
the cost will he an easily for
getable thing when the sale is
made!
NATIONAL BANK
OF ASHLAND
- Service
PROFITS nr AAA A A
OVER $ll3,UUU.UU
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For Girl.. Condoned bv the SISTERS OF THP MfllY
NAMES OF JESUS AND MARY. CrvU. A,UmU mU
CMiiiiu Cmrta. Mimic An. Elocution and Commer
cial Dcpu. RjHdtnl mm Ddj SrWmu. Refined Moral and
lntrllcctwlTnit.WrtMorAniioiiiircmciit. Add real
SISTEK SUftRWK. . MmryU Atdmy, ttnlmnd
HOUSE OF COMFORT
Hotel Manx
Powell Street at O'Farrell
SAN FRANCISCO
Best located and most popular
hotel in the city. Headquarters
for Oregonians; commodious lob
by; running Ice water in each
room; metropolitan service. Bus
at train. A la carte service. Ideal
stopping place for ladies traveling
alone.
Management,
CHESTER W. KELLEY.
"Meet Me at the Manx."
For Paint and Wall Pa
per, or work in these
lines, see Win. O. Dick
erson. Residence phone
494-R. Store phone 172.
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'HAIR THAT GIVES FATHER TIM1
. THE LAUGH"
We orf just about as old as we LOOK
People judge us, by the way we LOOK
The man or woman with grey hair is be
ginning to get in the "Old Timer's Class.'
This Twentieth Century does NOT wan
GREY hairs-it wants the energy of Youth
The big things are being done by th
YOUNGER generation.
There's a sort of "Has Been" lool
about those "Grey Hairs." There is alwey
one to criticise and smile scornfully.
Father Time is a stern disciplinarian
Get the best of him. Give him the laugh
Do not be a "Has Been." It's unnecessary
Use HAY'S HAIR HEALTH
i Hi
SI. 00 and SOc al Drug Starts or direct upon receifi
of price and draltr't name: Send 10c for Ina
oottlt.t'hUo Hay Spteiallies Co., fltwart, N. J
FOR SALE AND RECOMMENDED
RY Mr N AIR HKOS.
Telephone your social Items to
Miss Hawley between 9 a. m. and 4
p. m. each day. Call phone 39.
TALE OF A ROYAL RELIC
W'nJbw Panes Upon Which H.nry of
Navarr Had Not Written.
Mrs. Andrew Lang, writing in Black.
wood's, tells of a Frenchman In whose
chateau was a window on which Henry
IV. had once scratched the Inscription:
Dieu garde de mal ma mie: Ce 22 de
Septemhre, 1589. Henry." The inscrip
tion when M. Eudel first saw It was in
two lines of big. clumsy letters. Two
years later, being again in the neigh
borhood, he revisited the chateau,
when he was astonished to And that
the inscription was now in three lines,
with the letters much more nearly uni
form. After some effort he got hold of
the secret For forty years the inscrip.
tion on the window had been the
guide's pride and pleasure till, in one
fatal moment of inattention on his
part, an Englishman bad cat the pane
of glass out of its setting and walked
away with it in his pocket
The poor guide hurried to tell his
master what hud befallen him. The
owner of the chateau assured him that
the accident was of no consequence
and could soon be put right And so it
was! A piece of glass of the same tone
as the other panes was procured and
fastened lightly In its place. The guide
received orders to turn his back so as
to allow visitors to read the inscrip
tionor. if they wished, to steal It
But It was necessary for the man to
perceive In the nick of time what was
going on and only consent to shut his
eyes on the receipt of a handsome tip
(the amount fixed beforehand), two
thirds of which was to go to his mas
ter. A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE.
Strenuous Career of William Walker,
the Noted Filibuster..
William Walker, the noted filibuster
and soldier of fortune, wus born in
Nashville,' Tenn.. on May 8, 1824. For'
a time ne was an eaitor in isew Or
leans and In 1S50 went to CJjMifornia.
In the summer of 18G3 he organized
an expedition for the conquest of the
MIxican state of Sonora. lie captured
several small towns; but. his provisions
and ammunition running short, he
crossed the border into the United
States and surrendered to the govern
ment officials."" lie was tried at San
Francisco for violating the neutrality
laws, but was acquitted.
Walker's next venture was an Inva
sion of Nicaragua, where he was for a
time successful and hud himself pro
claimed president Later lie was driven
from the country., Late In 1858 he
started with a force of adventurers for
Honduras, but a shipwreck caused, a
suspension of the' expedition.
In June, 1S00. he made'a second at
tempt and captured the town of Trux
il!o. but was compelled to flee and sub
sequently surrendered to the captain
of the British sloop of war Iscarus. by
whom he wns handed over to the Hon
duran government He was condemned
by court martial and on Sept. 12, 1800,
was shot to death at Truxillo.
First Recorded Yacht Race.
A race nross the Atlantic ocean
would have seemed a wild romance to
King Charles II. when he took a lend
ing part in the first recorded yacht
race. "I sailed this morning," says
Evelyn on Oct 1. 10(11. "with his maj
esty in one of his yachts, or pleasure
boats, vessels not known among us till
the Dutch East India company pre
sented that curious piece to the king,
being very excellent sailing vessels. It
was on a wager between his other new
pleasure boat built ' frigate-like, and
one of the Duke of York's; the wager,
100; the race from Greenwich to
Gravesend and back. The king lost it
going, the wind being contrary, but
saved stakes in returning. There were
divers noble persons and lords on
board, his majesty sometimes steering
himself."
Old Parr's Possible Ago.
One of the last services Dean Stanley
did for Westminster abbey, was to
cause the almost effaced inscription
over the celebrated old Parr's grave to
be recut It is as follows: "Tho: Pnrr
of ye County of Salop. Borne in AD
14S3. He lived in ye reigns of Ten
Princes viz.-, K. Edw. 4.. K. Edw. 5. K.
Rich. 3, K. Hen. 7, K. Hen. 8. K. Edw.
0. Q. Ma.. Q. Eliz.. Ka. Ja. & K.
Charles. -Aged 1!2 yea res. and was
Buried Here Novemb. 15. 1C35."
The "old Countess of Desmond." who
Is said to have died at the age of 140.
Is mentioned by Lord Bacon, Archbish
op Usher and Sir William Temple. The
first assures us that "she did dentige
(renew ber teethi twice or thrice, cast
ing her old teeth, and others coming in
their place." Loudon Graphic.
The Way Spaniards Smoke.
The Spaniards are the most expert
smokers In the world. A native takes
a heavy pull at his cigarette. Inhales
the smoke, takes up a wine skin or bot
tle, pours half a pint down bis throat,
holding the vessel a foot from his
mouth, without spilling a drop, and
then, with a slgb of satisfaction, closes
his eyes and exhales the smoke from
his nose and mouth In clouds. He will
also inhale the smoke, converse for a
few minutes in a natural manner and
then blow out the smoke.
A Serious Moment.
"Yes," said the married man medita
tively, "when you see a woman bank
ing out a line of clothes and the line
slips and lets the blessed lot down in
the mud, that my boy, is the psycho
logical moment in which to leave that
woman alone."
So It Was.
Magistrate Your wife says you
grnbbed her by the tliront. Teutonic
Prisoner Chudge. dot vos cnoost a
leedle choke. Philadelphia Record.
LAYING OUT A ROAD.
Billings Was In No Hurry, So the Work
Wae Done Right.
A good many years ago C. K. G. Bil
lings, who made bis millions In Chl
rago gas, bought a good sized plot of
ground on the heights overlooking the
Hudson river at the upper end of Man
hattan Island. Some time later We put
up a' bouse which still remains the
pride of "seeing New York" guides.
When the land had been bought the
question arose as to the best means of
laying' out a roadway up the steep and
rocky bill, nt the crest of which the
house was to stand. Mr. Billings wus
puzzled. He wanted to make It as easy
a climb as he could. He meutloned the
problem to his friend W. C. Museheu
helm, a New York hotel proprietor. Mr.
Muscbenheim. who was familiar with
the hills and dales of that part of New
York, gave the following advice:
"You areu't In any great hurry, so
why don't you have it done right? Put
one of your cows on that land and give
her time to lay out a path up that hill.
Trust her to find the easiest and most
comfortable grade."
Mr. Billings followed the suggestion,
and In' the course of time the cow
made a path which has long since been
developed into a permanent, winding,
slowly ascL-rtding roadway. Saturday
Evening Post
BIRTH OF A LETTER.
The Way "W" Came to Tak the Place
of the Old "VV."
The printers and language makers of
the latter part of the sixteenth cen
tury begaii to recognize the fact that
there was a sound in spoken English
which w-iis without a representative in
the shape of an alphabetical sign or
character, as in the first sound In the
word "wet''
Prior to that time it bad always been
spelled as "vet" the v having the long
sound of u or of two u's together. In
order to convey an idea of the new
sound they began to spell such words
as "wet" 'weather," "web," etc., with
two u's. and as the u of that date was
a typical v the three words above look
ed like this: "Vvet" "weather."
"vveb."
After awhile the typefounders recog
nized the fact that tlie double u had
come to stay, so they Joined the two u's
together and made the character now
so well known as w. There are books
in which three forms of the w are giv
en. The first is nn old double v Ivvi;
the next Is one In -which the last stroke
of the first v crosses the first stroke of
the second, and the third is the com
mon w we use todav.
Real Literary Crumbs.
The librarian opened the book
wide
and shook it hard.
"Looking for possible love letters
and mementos?" a visitor asked.
"No; breadcrumbs," said the libra
rian. "Subsequent readers do not
mind love letters,' but they do object
to breadcrumbs. naif the books
brought back have crumbs tucked
away between the leaves. That shows
what a studious town we are. Our
people are so enamored of literature
that they can't stop rending long
enough to eat; also it shows what a
lonely town we are. Only people who
live alone a great deal read anything
except the uewspnper at mealtime.
And it shows what a slovenly town we
are. In the Interests of hygiene and
aesthetics those voracious readers who
cram their beads and their stomachs
at the same time ought to clean their
books of crumbs, but they never do."
New York Press.
Hindu Caste.
The four grades of society among the
Hindus are the Brahmans or sacerdo
tal class, who are said at the moment
of creation to have Issued from the
mouth of Brahma; the Kshatrya or
Chuttsee or military class, sprung from
the arm of Brahma; the' Valsya or Buls
or mercantile class, from the thigh of
Brahma, and Sudras or Sooders or
servile class, from the foot of Brahma.
The business of the Sudras Is to serve
the three superior classes, more espe
cially the Brahmans. Their condition
is never to be improved. They are not
to accumulate property and are unable
by any means to approach the dignity
of the higher classes. These divisions
are hereditary, impassable and lade
feasible. Precedent For "Governess."
Albert VII.. archduke of Austria,
married Isabella Clara Eugenie, in
fanta of Spain, who brought to him as
dowry the sovereignty of the Low
Countries, etc. When Philip IV. of
Spain ascended the throne In 1021 he
took from his aunt the sovereignty of
the Low Countries, but left her the
title of governess, ner husband died
soon after, whereon she took the veil,
though still retaining the reins of gov
ernmenL She died at Brussels In
1033, aged si sty -six. nere there is
precedent for the use of the word gov
erness when a lady holds the post
London Notes and Queries.
. Franklin on Long Graces.
Ben Franklin found the long graces
used by his father before and after
meals very tedious. One day after the
winter's provision hud been salted be
said, "I think, father, if you were to
say grace over the whole cask once for
all it would be a great saving of time."
-Life.
No Danger.
Blobbs I heard Tightwad boasting
today that he had money to burn.
Slobbs Well. I wouldn't be in any hur
ry to call out the fire department if 1
were you. Philadelphia Record.
To be overpollte Is to be rude. Jap
anese Proverb.
A. McCALLEN, President
C. H. VAl'PEL, Vice-President.
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
Oldest National Bank in Jackson County
Capital-Surplus and Stockholders' Liability, $130,00
ASSETS OVER HALF A MILLION
Issues Foreign Exchange, Travelers' Checks and Letters
of Credit. Pays 4 ier cent Interest on Deposits.
SAFE DEPOSIT
tWHH'I 1 tr
No one considers the wear and
fear upon his ears when listening to
praise.
China is preparing to establish a
fleet of commercial ships for foreign
trade.
T
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P. DODGE & SONS
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House Furnishers f
AND
Deputy County Coroner
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Apples
DO YOU WANT TO SELL?
II What sorts and quantities, and what price? We are not
tendering lor anybody's lruit.
If Do you want to consign and chance the markets? Con
sult us and we will give you quotations.
1! In every case we send the sellers sale notes. In New
York we use our own sale note, and do not have
apples sold by auction.
w. n. white & CO.
70 PARK PLACE, NEW YORK.
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THE PORTLAND HOTEL i
Sixth, Seventh, Morrison and Vamhill Streets
PORTLAND, OREGON
,i The most central location in the city, and nearest to
the leading theaters and retail shop. You are awn red
of a most cordial welcome herC Every convenience is
provided for our guests.
J The Grill and Dining Room are famed for their excel
lence and for prompt, courteous service. Motors meet
all incoming trains. Rates are moderate; European
plan, $1.50 per day upward.
G. J. Kaufman, Manager
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PENDLETON, OREGON
September 26 to 28, Inclusive
Reduced fares from all points on Southern Pacific
Lilies in Oregon. Will he placed on sale Sept. 24, 25 and 2G.
From Ashland $22.80 Round Trip
From all other points correspondingly low rates will
prevail as follows: ONE AND ONE-THIRD FARE FOR
ROUND TRIP.
For full information relative to fares, train schedules,
etc., call on nearest agent of the Southern Pacific.
JOHN M. SCOTT
General Passenger Agt.
Portland, Ore.
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L. L MLLIT. Cashier.
F. S. ENGLE, Asst. Cashier.
ROXES FOR RENT T
If you knew the real value of
Chamberlain's Liniment for lame
back, soreness of the muscles,
sprains and rheumatic pains, you
would never wish to be without it.
For sale by Poley's Drug Store.
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