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DR. J. 8. PAKSON,
Physician and Surgeon.
Office at Residence, Main Street
Phone 242 J.
G. W. GREGG, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Office: 1 and 2 Citizens Banking and
Trust Co. building. Phone 69.
Residence: 93 Bush Street. Resi
dence phone 230 R.
Office hours: 9 to 12a. m., 2 to 5 p.
m. Calls answered day or night.
DR. H. M. SHAW.
DR. MATT IE It. SHAW.
Office and residence, 10S First
avenue, Ashland, Ore. Phone 107.
Calls answered day or night.
DR. A. W. ROSLOUGH,
PHYSICIAN'.
Office, Beaver Block.
Office hours, 10 to 12 and 2 to 4.
Sundays, 12 to 1.
Phones: Res., 36; office, 22.
JULIAN P. JOHNSON, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Specialist in diseases of the Eye, Ear,
Nose and inroat.
Office: Upstairs Corner Main and
Granite streets.
Entrance from Granite street.
A. J. FAWCETT, M. D.
Homeopathic
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office, Payne Bldg., adjoining Cit
izens and Trust Co. Bldg.
Residence, 9 Granite street.
E. O. SMITH
Architect
First National Dunk Building.
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MODERN WOODMEN OF AMERICA
Mahogany Camp, No. 65GG, M. W.
A., meets the 2d and 4th Friday
of each month in Memorial Hall.
O. E. Hurst, V. C: G. H. lledberg,
Clerk. Visiting neighbors are cor
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CHAUTAUQUA PARK CLUB.
Regular meetings of the Chautau
qua Park Club second and fourth Fri
days of each month at 2:30 p. in.
MRS. F. R. MERRILL-. Pres.
MRS. JENNIE FAUCETT, Sec.
Civic Improvement Club.
The regular meeting of the Ladies
Civic Improvement Club will he held
on the second and fourth Tuesdays of
each month at 2:30 p. in., at the Com
mercial Club rooms.
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BIRTH OF A WING.
Evolution of the Dragon Fly From Its
Ugly Aquatic Pupa.
A wonderful spectacle is presented
by the sudden apparition of an insect's
wing at the completion of its meta
morphosis. The transformation of the
grub into the butterfly, though famil
iar, is none the less amazing, but the
evolution of the active and gossamer
winged dragon fly from its ugly and
8lt!ggish aquatic pupa is still more Im
pressive. Early on n May. morning the pupa
emerges from its cocoon at the bottom
of a ditch, swims on Its back by pad
dling with its long haired paws to the
stem of an aquatic plant and climbs up
out of the water. Then, after a mo
mentary pause, the skin suddenly
bursts open, and the perfect insect ap
pears with closely folded wings, which
soon unfold and assume their final
form.
The older naturalists believed that
the insect "swallowed air," wilh which
the wings were Inflated. In reality the
air is absorbed in the digestive organs,
causing an increased blood pressure,
which mechanically expands the
wings. The presence of dew is also
necessary; hence the first flight is al
ways made at dawn.
This spectacle of the birth of a wing
may be observed in dragon flies reared
in an aquarium, the atmosphere of
which Bhould be moistened with an
atomizer when the pupa rises to the
surface. Scientific American.
Green Scum of the Nile.
"Nile green is an opaque green," said
a traveler. "It isn't the green of a
wave breaking in the sun. It's the
preen of the scum that floats on duck
ponds. Every year about the middle
of April the Nile becomes covered with
u green sciim. a genuine duck pond
setim. It strikes Khartum alwut April
20, and it floats on down to Cairo a
solid scum that is often 500 miles long
without a break. This scum is made
of minute lives, algae. It has an of
fensive smell. It is, in fact, as of
fensive to the nose as to the eye. Ilow
green t lie Nile 'is then! On account of
this scum the expression, Nile green,
arose. Hut it isn't the waters of the
Nile that are green. No; they are al
ways muddy. It is the scum."
Hopeless.
"What is the matter with that poor
fellow?" asked the man who was "see
ing the lunatic asylum." "He has au
Interesting face."
"That's a poet," replied the attend
ant. "Queer case."
"Tell me about him. Is there any
chance of his recovery?"
"No; It's hopeless. It seems he had
written a pastoral poem in which the
name of Oberon was used several
times, but the proofreader was an
Irishman, and when the poem appeared
In print Oberon had been chauged to
OT.rlcn."-Judge'K Library.
Setting Him Right.
The meek looking loan walked up tu
the book counter. "I want something
to keep me home at night, show me
my faulK tell me how to spend my"
"Hold on. o'd man." said the clerk,
"you're In the wrong department. Mar
riage bureau on the left, three uisles
down."-Philadelphia Record.
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A SCHOOL
OF LOVE
B EMMA L COULD
Mrs. Edmonds at forty-flve found ber
elf a widow with do income. As Kate
Uowuicnnkle she bad In ber youtb
more offers of marriage than 6be kuew
what to do with. Sbe bud married
Roger Edmonds because be was the
Inst of those who proposed before she
was too old to tlirt- At his deatb she
conceived the original Idea of making
a living by teaching young women bow
to get husbands.
So she put out a circular In which
she agreed for a stipulated fee to tell
any girl how to get any man she want
ed, the fee to be paid after engage
ment This looked fair enough, and a
number ot young women called at nor
consultation rooms for advice. Among
them was Johanna Ormsby, who slated i
what she wanted as follows:
"1 wish to marry Mr. Sara Tmsdell. j
He Is a bachelor of thirty-live and a !
woman hater. 1 have tried to make '
myself agreeable to bim. and he likes ;
to pass un evening with uie tor a cliaL j
That is to say, be never is auyibiiig
toward me but friendly." j
"How long has LLis been going on?" j
"About a year."
"That's bad. If yon had but recently
I
made his acquaintance it would be
much easier. Such chronic cases need j
desperate remedies. In your case 1 see
uo way but to pick a quarrel with
him." j
'A quarrel?" !
"Yes; you must contrive something j
out of which a nuarrel shall grow. !
Then misconstrue something he does,
or, If that is Impracticable, make the
fight ou no basis whatever, trusting
to invent one. and If you can't invent
one tell him you have been mistaken
in something which has passed, but
which now, since It is all over, is too
painful for you to mention, in that
case you will have the advantage of
being penitent and throwing yourself
on his mercy."
"But I wish him to love me. Why
make bim angry?"
"To Btart him. The longer your re
Ictions remain as they are the more
chronic they wili become and the hard
er to break up. Since you are not an
apt scholar 1 shall have to manage
the affair for you. To make a be
ginning, cut biro the next time you
meet bim on the street."
"For what ostensible reason?"
"Cut him and leave the rest to me.
Use the telephone freely, and 1 will
keep you advised."
Miss Ormsby went away, and the
next time she met Mr. Trusdell sbe
sailed by bim with ber nose in the
air.
De looked at ber with astonish
menu What could be have done to
merit such treatment? He turned to
look back at her. then passed on his
way in much agitation. There is notb
Ing that will so rack a man as to receive
the contempt of a lady. Sbe may flglu
bim, sbe may plead with him. and he
can stand it manfully, but let her con
temn him and he is crushed.
That same evening Miss Ormsby re
ceived a note from Mr. Trusdell. beg
ging to know wherein be bad offended
her. She called up .Mrs. Edmonds, re
ported the matter and asked for in
structions.
"Pay no attention to the note." was
the reply.
"But now your treatment of the case
Is getting me out of chronic indiffer
ence as well as Mr. Trusdell. 1 fear
I shall make a breach that will never
be headed. That would be dreadful!"
"It will never t. healed until you do
as I tell you."
There followed a silence. Miss Orms
by felt as If sbe were hanging over a
precipice with no one to help ber. Nev
ertheless she dare not disobey Instruc
Hons. She did not reply to Mr. Trus
dell's note.
One evening there was a ring at the
doorbell and a guet was ushered into
the drawing room, where Miss Ormsby
was sitting. He was Mr. urusaen
I be laay baa no opportunity to cousun
ber Instructress. She must depend
upon ber ow-n resources. Having no
resources, she fell back on the general j
Instructions she bad received in tne j
beginning. She stood stilL, said notb I
ing and prepared to appear penitent.
"1 have called." said Mr. Trusdell.
ail of a tremor, "to ask what in tbe
world I have been doing to meet your
contempt."
There was no reply. Miss Ormsby's
eyes were bent to the floor. Mr. Trus
dell came nearer and Implored ber to
tell bim.
"1 fear." she said at last, "that 1 bave
done you a great Injustice."
"Injustice?"
"Yes. t am very sorry for what 1
have done," Her voice trembled.
"Has any one maligned me?"
"Yes no. Let it alt pass as some
thing too painful to be remembered."
"Will you not name my traducer?"
"That would only make matters
worse. Do. 1 beg of you, drop the mat
ter. I will do any etiance you ask."
"Why do you feel so deeply concern
ing it?"
"I don't know. I can't tell I"
"My dear Johanna, do not trouble
yourself further in the matter, it is
enough for me to be assured that you
feel toward me."
Miss Ormsby blusr.ed and turned her
head aside.
A few weeks Inter Mrs Edmonds re
ceived a sizaUe fee.
BROKE HER PROMISE.
She Hated to Do It, but Then She Fait
That Sha Was Justified.
A widely known motor racer was
asked by u friend if lie would lie so
kind as to allow three young women to
accompany him while he was trying
out a uew racing car.
"Why, I can't le bothered with pas
sengers at a time like that, and espe
cially wilh women. They always talk
to me. and I can't have my mind dis
tracted, it might prove dangerous,
you know."
"But these girls wont bother you.
I'll tell them not to. One of them is
my sister. They are crazy to go; want
to say they have ridden with you.
You know how girls are."
"Well, if you will tell them they
Biustn't speak to me while I am driv
ing tliey may go. They mustn't move
t round or do anything to distract my
fttention. You impress this upon
them. If they are willing to do tn;s
they can go.'
The promise ns made, nnd they
started. At one place the driver ran
I over a Wilier guard and there was a
I tremendous hump. He did not try to
look
annual, as lie w:is going ;it a
rapid rate of speed, but presently he
felt a timid touch on his slio.iliier.
"What is if;" he growled.
A weak little Voice answered him:
"Really. I Lute awfully to bother you.
I know I shott'dii'l and promised not
to. Rut I feel i insist tell you Helen
sift with us now." Harper's Magu
ilne. A TOM 3 IN TOKYO.
Luck In Chips From the Headstone
Over a Famous Thief,
Behind the temple sacred to the
nanielevs d ad and close to the w res-
tling amphitheater in Tokyo there 1
to ! fou'.d the grave of the celebrated
robber Newim! Ko;:o, who stole from
the daimios long ago in the old Yeddo
days that he might relieve the suffer
ings; of (lie poor.
There is n superstition connected
with thU grave which has made it a
much frequented spot. If a portion of
the headstone is carried away it acts
as n lueky talisman, particularly to
those who speculate or are otherwise
engaged in games of chance. It Is usu
al for a person breaking a piece from
the stone to make a vow that in case
he Is successful he will buy a new
headstone to replace the one he has
mutilated. Many prayers must have
been answered, for the stones are piled
high on either side of the grave, and
an enterprising individual near by has
the stones already for sale and only
waiting the name of the donor to lie
engraved and then set up.
A shelter has been placed over the
spot, and from the roof hung gray lan
terns and pilgrims' banners. A large
money box catches all the stray son
which go for the upkeoplng of the
grave. Gamblers and geisha are of
ten visitors. Students before their ex
aminations feel more assured of suc
cess if they have a chip of Nezuml
Kozo's headstone in the sleeve of their
kimono. Argonaut.
On Safe Ground.
Whenever on one of his rare holidays
Captain Coldhy went to the city be
took some young relative with him as
a special treat. On one such occasion
he told his seventeen-year-old grand
son, whom he had with him, that they
would "dine at a real rest'rant and get
a taste of fancy cixiking."
When they wen; at last seated in the
great dining room the grandson waited
Impatiently while the captain read the
bill of fare completely through with
out omitting a single article, whether
domestic or foreign in title. At last
he sighed and handed the card across
the table to the boy.
"You choose what you like, sonny,"
he said, with n sigh. "As for me, I
reckon as I've already eat more berrin'
than any other man livln' I might as
well stow away a little more. It's
al'ays agreed with me so far." Youth's
Companion.
Talleyrand's Brevity, j
A single woid was often sutlicient j
f'T Talleyrand to make his keenest re-
tort, says the Kansas City Star. W hen :
a hypochondriac, who had lioiorioii-ly ,
led a profligate life, complained to the I
diplomatist that he w as enduring the
; tortures of hell Ta! lev rand simply an-
Mvorod, "Already?"
To a woman who had lost her hus
band Talleyrand once addressiil a let
ter of condolence in two words:
"Oh, madamc!"
In less than a year the woman bad
married again, and then his letter of
congratulation was:
"Ah, madame!"
Conquered a Crocodile.
An old traveler tells a tale of a young
African girl with great bravery and
presence of mind. While fetching wa
ter from a river she was Kclzed by the
jaws of a crocodile aud pulled in. As
quick as a Hash she rememliered tin
weak polut of a crocodile and forced
her fingers into the brute's eyes until it
let go. She lost her left band, but was
j able to swim ashore and save her life.
Matchmaking.
"Now they claim that the human
body contains sulphur."
"In what amount?''
"Oh. in varying quantities."
"Well, that may account for some
girls making belter mutches than oth
era." Pittsburgh Post.
Ignorance. j
His Wife (who was unable to attendi i
Did the eonevegatlou a-.-ree to your I
utterances on th criminal rich? J
C'crgymaii fprotuPyi -T am s'tre ther I
did. They were ull nodding.-Judge.
I A. McCALLEN, Pretideot.
C. H. V AIPEL, Vice-President.
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
Oldest National Bank in Jackson County
Capital-Surplus and Stockholders' Llubility, $130,00
ASSETS OYER HALF A MILLION
Issues Foreign Exchange, Travelers' Checks and Letters
of Credit. Pays 4 kt cent Interest on Deposits.
SAFE DEPOSIT I M LYES FOR RENT
''''4'A m m tn .
DR. RAFAEL M0NT0R0.
Former Cuban Minister to
England, Leading "Intellectual."
Fishes and Memory.
The faet that lis lies will return time
after time to bite at the hook by which
they have been caught is often cited
as proof that fish have uo memories.
Rut Yves Deluge, the great French bi
ologist, lias been making somo expri
nients which seem to prove the con
trary. He says that fish return to the
hook because their greediness Is great
er than the influence of their memory.
If you place a bright red disk upon a
book tile lislies will cease to take it
after being caught seven or eight times.
If you change the color of the disk the
fish will return indefinitely. The red
disk made an impression on the fish's
memory slowly, it in true and when
It recognized the danger signal it avoid
ed it.-New York World.
Repartee.
At a dinner party at which several
distinguished medical men, including
Sir William Gull, were present the
conversation happened to turn upon
the subject of quackery, and Sir Wil
liam expressed his conviction that n
certain amount of it was essential to
success In practice, adding, "It is an
example of the old saying, 'Popnlus
vult decipi' 'people like to be de
ceived. Quite so," said the host.
"Now, can any one present give an
English equivalent to that?" "Noth
ing easier," remarked a well known
Manchester physician. "The public
likes to be gulled." London Mail.
The Social Weaver.
Perhaps the most curious nesting
habit Is that of a certain species of
weaving bird to lie found In Africa
called the socinl weaver. A number
of thei-e begin clubbing together and
build immense grass canopies, like? um
brellas, ou the tops of trees, weaving
the grass so closely together that it
acts as a rainproof roof. Under this
shelter each pair of birds build their
own nest and thus form happy little
colonies. London Tit Bits.
ii.MM-mji'i' hm
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FROM TO FARE
Portland Newport $0.25
Oregon City " 6.25
Salem " 5.15
Albany " 4-Ot)
Corvallls " 3.75
Eugene " 5. SO
Roseburg " 8.75
Med ford " 12.no
Ashland " 12.00
Tickets to above points on sale daily good all season, with cor
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nects with S. P. Trains 10. 14 and 2S from prints south
Call on our nearest Agent for "Vacatf.m Hays in O'i."
beautifully illustrated booklet describing various ot-tirss in'. ir
write to
John M. Scott, General PiiM-ngir Ag.-nt, I'oril iml. Or-.
Attend the II. P. O. Elks Convention, Portland. July ?-'.3.
Low fares to all points East June to Sepremh. r.
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1KKSK OF COMFOUT
Powell Street at O'F.u-rcil
S.W I-'KANriSCO
Rest lt.-cj.ted and intuit 'iop ilar
hole' in the city. i leaiW:ur: era
for Orei't,nins ; corninodioii.K lob
by; running ice w.iter in each
i';o:n: metroprilit.in :-erviee. Has
at tr.:in. A la r;nt service. RJ. al
iii-r p:ae lor ladies trave'.in;
Manage tnent.
CHK.S'IKR W. KELLEV.
Low Prices
The Star Laundry and French Dry
Cleaning Co. do all their work under
one roof, with one rent, one tele
phone service, one wagon service.
The same dry-rooms, rooms and ex
tractor use in both departments.
;Star Laundry and French
Dry Cleaning Co.
TELEPHONE 04.
WE CLEAN AND ULOCU HATS.
W. W. WILSON
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Ashland's Leading
Blacksmith
Is again doing business at f"ae
old stand,
Cor. First Ave. and C Streets
In his new Rhop. He has all
the latest Improved machinery
for turning out work with
neatness and dispatch. The
shop is up to date In all de
partments. None but
First-Class Workmen
Employed
Star Laundry and French Dry
Cleaning Company. Phoue 64.
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