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About Ashland tidings. (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 22, 1880)
An Orphan from New York. He was Going to Denver. Advice to a Young Man. Bluffing the Crowd. ' A Tough Story. Young George D------ , having impor tuned his father for a horse, the indul ged parent presented him with the an- 1 cienu^teed which for years had carried < him about the city streets. A few days • after the affectionate son interviewed 1 his father and renewed his request say ing: “Father, can’t'J^u give me a horse a little nearer my own irg.e that would be more of a companion for in<?” WAI^NEIYS USAFEL One of the little lambs picked up in I There is another fool who talks loud My son, if you do a mean thing, if Soon after dinner the other day seven “ Ever heerd ’bout the scrimmage me the streets of New York and sent West in the cars, and by the same we know you are guilty of a small, spiteful ac or eight politicians were smoking and , and Case had with a b’ar over ’long to find iphome, was adopted by a Detroit I that the only time he ever left home tion, if you wreak some paltry, shabby chatting under the Woodward avenue Rattlesnake Creek t” asked old Jerry family about two months ago. He told I was when he went on a cheap excursion vengeance on your neighbor, if you do portico of the City Hall, when they i Greening, as he piled the logs on the them he was thirteen years old, and to Philadelphia, and carried a lunch in anything supremely little and cowardly were joined by a long-haired, mild-look- fire in his little cabin near this villeage. added: his pocket He has the silver fever, and hateful, and still hold up your head ing, long-waisted stranger who seemed Jerry is one of the best hunters in “And if you don’t believe it then and is going to Denver. This fact he and want to be respected by the world, just dead with consumption. He leaned Pike county, and bis reminiscences ar* call me a liar I That’s the sort of spring announces as soon as the cars start by just lay this flattering unction to your against one of the stone columns and peculiarly interesting. gun I am, and don’t you forget it!” | bidding good-by to his friends, and tell soul—you are the only man deceived; listened to the talk for a few minutes, “ I’ll tell ye all ’bout it for Case—ye Nerve. They didn’t forget it He gave them ing them in a voice like a hotel gong to no one is fooled save yourself. If you and exhibited no great interest until one know my son Case, don’t ye?—comes in. no cnance to. He ate with hi$ fingers, -write him all the news, and remember are mean, everybody knows it—the rest of the party asserted his belief that Wall, me an’ Case an’ that ’ere old yal- It is a great thing to have what is wiped his mouth on his sleeve, and gave his post office address will be Denver, of mankind as well as yourself. Garfield would carry Ohio. called nerve and nothing contributes ler houn’ of mine—he’s 17 year old this Your neighbors may not—it is more the family to understand that he didn’t Colorado. He goes at once to the news “H-how much d-d-do you want to b- cornin’ Spring—we started nat ar ter a more to the power of physical control come West to have his hair combed or boy, and while buying a five cent cigar than likely they will not—tell you of it. bet that he will ?’ inquired the stranger, bee tree. Wall, we was a walkin’ ’long thus named, than Warner’s Safe Ner his face washed as a regular business. informs him that he presumes that he They will not express their honest opin as he straightened up. kinder quiet like, when all to a suddent vine. It also relieves all kinds of pain, On the first evening he slipped out, had can’t get as good cigars at Denver as he ions on the subject to your face, but “O, I wouldn’t mind a bet of ten dol I that ¿cussed houn’ of mine give the and cures headache and neuralgia. three fights, and stole a dog, and when | can here. The newsboy at once makes when you lie down at night and blush lars.” Remarkable Cases. all-firedest yell ever I heerd, an’ outen hunted up was about to take his beer in an estimate of his foolishness and says : over your meanness by yourself, in the “I’ll b bet you one t-thousand d-dol- the brush and scrub oaks came a tremen- Among the very many remarkable a saloon. ! * Going to Denver, are you ?’’ “ Oh, dark, don’t you add foolishness to your lars against two h hundred !” continued jus black b’ar. I’ll be hanged if that cures affected by Warner’s Safe Kidney The family expected to wrestle with yes,” is the response, as if it was an wickedness by hugging to yoursell the the stranger, as he went down into his b’ar wasn’t ten feet long. Wall, the and Liver Cure, may be mentioned that the boy for a while, and they didn’t sit everyday occurrence for him to go there. flattering deiusion that nobody knows coat-tail pocket and fished up an enorm b’ar stood still in the path, an’ looked at of Charles S. Prentice, of Toledo, Ohio, i me an’ Case, an’ Case an’ me stood still who was by its use restored to health in down on him until it became a painful And the newsboy marks him for a vic it. They all know it, and they all talk ous wad of money. The politician crawfished on the an’ looked at the b’ar, an’ I'll be gosh a few weeks, after he had tried the treat necessity. During his first week he tim and plies him with pamphlets and about it. Medlei Don ’ t you know every mean thing ground that he never bet, and the stran stole $3 in money, a gold chain, a re candies, apples and oranges, and reckons hanged if ’twasn’t so comical I just sot ment of some of the most eminent phys volver and a pair of earrings, and he got up his protitt at ten per cent, advance your neighbors do ? Don’t they all tell ger looked around and asked : B.R.WARNHt&in n down on tho groun’ an laffed. Then icians of France, England and America Proprietors, “Is there anybody h-here who w wants Case he got up on his car ’cos we didn’t without benefit. drunk twice. When reasoned with and over that of the previous day. He who you all the mean things they know His trouble was ■o rfcreter, r . t . asked to do better, he took a fresh chew is going to Denver returneth to his seat about each other ? And do you suppose to b bet that Hancoc^will be ’1-1-lected ; have no gun nor nothin’ with us, ’ceptin’ Bright’s Disease. Another is the cure •ffi*8end foi- PaundiM •nd Trett tnoafoia' and informs the man in his rear that they don’t know all your littlenesses, if I’ll b-bet him a t-thousand to five hun a nax, an’ so he yells to me : of plug tobacco and replied: of Peter Showerman, at the age of sev HODGE, DAVIS A CO., Agents “ Oh! you Michigan folks are too “ piles of fortunes are made in Colorado." iou have any, just as well ? My dear dred?” “ ‘Reckon ye’d better git up a tree, enty years, after greatly suffering for I Portland There were no tasers. Then he ’nless ye want ter git chawed into mince forty years from kidney and liver diffi soft! If a feller can’t have a good time “ Going there ?” asks the passenger, not ov, you must know that this shrewd old world is too sharp for any of us, and waved his wad of bills on high and said: meat, sez he. for information, for that has been given, what’s the use of being an orphan ?” culties. Testimonials of these and others, “1’11 m-make the s-sarne b-bet that On Monday of the second week he but to test the young man’s foolishness. that you can’t fool it. It will hold you “Jest about thet time Mr. B’ar made can be seen. sold the family dog to a stranger for a “ Oh, yes,” he says. He leaned forw ard at your own estimate of yourself; not Garfield will be defeated !” fur Caso, an’ I shinned up a tree. “O h iiow mt B ack A ches !” H ow The crowd looked at each o*ber and quarter, threw the saw and the axe into to the man in the front seat and says: your publicly expressed estimate maybe, “ Wall, Case he went fur the b’ar often we hearoit said. Well may the but at your own private, honest esti then across the street, each man as with the ax, an’ all of a suddent the old the ally, and when locked up in the “How far you goin’ ?” “ Pittsburg. victim complain, for the kidneys are closet he tore a Sunday coat to pieces Uow far are you ?” “I’m going to Den mate ; the estimate you hold yoarself at dumb as a clam. The silence lasted for concern flew offen the handle; so Case Urinary and Liver Diaeaaea, Dropty, suffering; and when that is the case there G Bladder, It was thought beet to have a policeman ver.” “You are?” “Oh, yes.” The when you have turned out the light and a minute, and then one of the group re he started fur ter climb a tree as the ravel and Dlabete«, arc cured by is always danger—great danger. Kid taik to him, and one was called in. He conductor comes along and takes his crept into bed, and know that there is marked : b’ar come fur him. Wail, sir, to see “Well, it will probably be a close Case a climbin’ that at-’ with the b’ar ney diseases, if let run, too often end put on his fiercest look, and lectured the ticket. “ Do I get a train through to just one Being in all the universe that fatally. There is, however, a sure cure the Great Kidney and Liver Medicine. lamb for fifteen minutes, .but as soon as Denver as scon as I change V’ “ Yes. is searching your heart as closely and struggle.” ar ter ’im was more’n I could stan’, so 1 for them. HUNT’S REMEDY is a “W-will it I I’ll D-bet you a t-thous just bust out laffin’ agin1 Then Case he he stopped for breath the young sinner Going to Denver?” “Oh, yes.” And far more honestly and purely than you the conductor winketh and the passen- can. And so, if you want the world to and to five h-hundred that it won’t b-be!” got red hot mad, an’ the way he slung medicine that does not fail to cure Kid replied. ney, Bladder, Liver and Urinary com cure« Bright'« Diaea«e, Retention or Nonreten I “Now, see here, old buttons, you are gers smile at his conceit. The man in think you really honest and manly and promptly replied the stranger. the profan’ty roun’ were a caution. Jest tion of Urine, Pain« in the Back, Loins, or Bid» No one spoke again for thirty seconds, ’bout the time he begin a callin’ me all plaints. Even Bright’s Disease, the ter wasting time. 1 know my little gait, I the front Beat gets off and bis place is noble, my son, you have got to be do, and if you think I’ve come to a vil taken by a man who is not at all curi honest and manly and noble. Other and the remark was made that both sort er names, that b’ar reached one of ror of physicians, is cured by HUNT’S lage like this to be bluffed by anybody, ous. To him says the young man from wise, I don’t care what it savs it thinks parties were preparing for a great strug bis paws up an’ pulled off one of Case’s REMEDY, the great Kidney and Liver Intemperance, Nervous Diaeaaea, Geoera Medicine. Try it, and cure your back Debility, Female Weakness and Exceaaea. gle. Denver: “ Pleasant weather.” “Yes.” of you. you’ve missed your train.” butes. He slid down the tree with the Be honest with yourself, my boy, so “Struggle b be darned ! 1’11 b-bet bute, an’ when he fetched the groun’ he ache before it terminates in something He was taken to Sunday School by “Probably it is cooler in Denver.” the hand. He hadn’t been there an “ Probably.” “ 111 find out in a few that when the day is done and the bless you five h hundred to three h-hundred struck that ar’ bute jest like that 17-year worse. Sold by all Druggists. Trial core« Biliousness, Headache, Jaundice, Sour size, 75 cents. hour when he was taken out by the col days.” No answer. The young man ing of the night falls upon you, you can that there won’t be any struggle !” old dog of mine wud a rat. But the Stomach, Dyspepsia, Constipation and Piles. One or two men shoved their hands bute didn’t seem to satisfy him, so he lar. He seemed anxious to punch the feels as if his importance wasn’t recog shake yourself by the hand and say : Kingsford’s Oswego Corn Starch, on head of every good little boy within nized and makes another attempt: “ I “Old boy, you have made a fearful mess into their pockets and jingled their keys, climbed the tree again Case saw him half a mil? of him, and he told the ’spose there’s a pretty good chance to of it to-day; you have stumbled and but it ended right there. When the a cornin’ so he yells out, ‘ I’m a goner, account of its delicious purity, is the best 'ACTS AT ONCE on the Kldaoys, Elver, and Bowel«, restoring them to a healthy action, and teacher in his class that when she could make a fortune in Colorado 1” “ I don’t faltered ; you have blotted the record, . silence had grown painful the consump- dad!” I sez, ‘Hold the fort, an’ give for children and invalids. CURES when all other medicine« fail. Hun dred« have been saved who have been given up stuff Mosesf in the bullrushes down h!m know.” “ Well, I’m going there to find you have just bristled with faults, but * tive asked : ’tother bute.’ Jest then Case sez, ‘I’ll to die by friend* and physicians. Another long silence, during you did it all in honesty, in human ig “Do any of you g gentlemen notice fix the ole cuss.’ it would be after Bhe had bleached out I out” Send for pamphlet to IV In making any iturcnaoo or tn writing in response to anp advertise- WM. E. CLARKE, Providence, R. I. her freckles. They gave him a Sunday I which the passengers look out of the norance and willfulness, and you haven’t any im-impediment in my speech 1” “ Wall, sir, that b’ar dim ¿’most to ment in this paper you will please a'oti* Trial size, 75 cents. Large size cheapest. School book fitted to his case, but he I front window and smile. The young lied to anybody, and when you go out on “Yes,” they all replied together. where Case were a settin’, when all at tion the name of the naper. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. fitted it to a crack in the sidewalk on I man draws a long breath and starts in the street, no man’s accusing glances can ‘T-put up your m-money—one t-thou once’t I see Case makin’ some motions I again: “ Not many fellows who’d go make your eyss drop.” sand to two k-hundred that I den’t s-s- with his fingers. Sez I, ‘Be you a fixin’ his way home. - ---------------------- a - ----------------------- stuttei any more than any of y-you !” him?' Sez be, *1 bo.’ Jest then the ole When moral suasion had no effect on I so far away from home and depend on No Fun in Being a Princess. the wicked youth his guardian tried the I themselves for a living.” The silence , exclaimed the man as he began to untie divil give a ter’ble roar and let go the rod. He was bigger than the boy, and I becomes oppressive, but the young man y Cburcti, Bebool. Flre-alorai. Flne-toord.lov-pruod, varraat* the string around his roll of bills. tree. I s’pose yoa’ll hardly b’lieve it, ed. Caulo<QO with 150ûc«aU»eciala, pcSoa^eto-.acaiftaa. , The position of the Princess of Wales Portland, Oregon, Not a hand moved, and after a min but gosh hang me if that b’ar didn't he walloped him, but within three hours I is persevering. He taps the man on the UNFORTH, RICE A CO. K two of the nuts were taken off his buggy I shoulder, and says: “ You’d better go is too exalted a one to permit of much ute the stranger waved his money and turn fa summerset in the air an’ light on Zeiber & Knowles, Proprietors, f:la AjWts fcr Piiiic Cuct, IClMutrt CL, gaa fiudxt. and thrown away. There was a second along to Denver with me.” Then the social enjoyment, yet has not the splen said : I his head. Yes, sir, it’s a solem’ fac’ thet seance in the woodshed, and before dark passenger wakes up and says: “Thun did potentialities of reigning royalty. “Or I’ll b-bet you five h-hundred even thet b’ar fell on hiz head so hard thet he Situated oppdUte all the Railroad and H. H. H Steamship Office«. der, young man, I’ve lived in Denver The Princess, too, is peculiarly unosten up that I do s-s-stutter like b-b-blazes I” broke hiz neck. The whole thing were a window glass worth $8 was broken. A few days ago he was told that he ten years.” And the passengers weep tatious, and evidently finds the magnifi One backed softly into the hall, fol so cussed com’cal thet I got a-laffin’ an’ Street Cars Pass Every Five Minutes would be sent to the Reform School at not; neither do they wail, but verily cent loneliness of her position an actual lowed by a second and a third, and in a 1 fell clean < ff the limb I wuz straddlin’ lensing if there was any further trouble i they feel that their days are full of fun trial. To be young and beautiful, and minute the stranger was left alone. an’ nearly broke my neck. When Case D■ Da T. f I86B. idolized, and yet to be shut out from Then he untied the string, peeled two Free Caaoh [to and from ths House* and pleasure.—Oil City Derrick. with him. * | come down outen the tree, sez I, ‘What most forms of social amusement, can be one-dollar bills off the roll and put them S A noRSE NEDICINF IT IS SUPERIOR ’ That night he stole $5 from the cook, any Llnsnient «ver invented. For RING BO? by no means delightful. Yet there are, in his pocket and threw away the “core,” made the b’ar tumble?’ He looks at me Street Car Tickets Free to Guests’ a butcher knife from the pantry, a pie Work for Unmarried Women. SPAVIN, SWfeENY. CALLOUS LUMPS, and all C a minnit, an’ then pulls out a pepper jy’Odkoli of course, very few houses, even among SORES, apply freely so aa to blister,from three to from the sideboard, and departed trora which was simply a wad of blank paper. box. Wall, sir, thet ar’ boy—I allers days in Bue<-e«3ion ; and in four or five day«, P those of the highest nobility, to which the house, leaving on his bed a note The Washington correspondent of the He had bluffed the crowd over and over calls him boy, though he’s 38 year ole cured, repeat ah at first. SP ka INS, STIFF JO' BRUISES, WINDGALLS, «-id all «light aitoente, reading as follows: Louisville Courier-Journal writes: the Princess of Wales can go as an in again on exactly two dollars. cornin’ hayin-time—had stole the ole ply a «nail quantity, ao m not to blister. SADDLE vited guest. And when she does go, an SORES, CUTS, and all other sores where the akin is “This town ar* no place fur a N. York “ Every women craves a husband and woman ’ s pepper box, just to tant ’ lize b-oken, mix the Liniment, ha'f and half, with any orfun. I’m goin’ out on the planes to children, but all do not get their crav awful state hedges her around. She is An Old-Time Duel. kind of oil, and apply in moderation. her, an ’ thet ’ s what saved his life. He For sale by the Trade everywhere. fite Injuns. It will be yuseless to toiler ings Well, what is to bo done in such passionately fond of dancing, yet no sprinkled the pepper in the bar’s eyes, I Among the many bloody duels on re an’ nearly drove him frantic, so he me, fur I can’t be tuk Alive.” a case ? How does the argument apply gentleman can ask her to dance. She it S tockton , Feb. 4, IS 0. H H. MOORE A SON bavin? this day purchased the co such, that a woman’s sphere is the is who signals out the personage whom cord as having been fought by Congress droppel. But the strangest part of the WHOLESALE DEALERS IN right, title nnJ interest of WILLIAMS A MOOBK in family circle, and that she should not she desires as a partner, and, when she men was one in which James Jackson, story is the dog. When me an’ Case PRODUCE, PROVISIONS AND the “K. H. H. HORSE MEDICINE," will conttata iU The Teeth and Disease. manufacture as SOLE PROPRIETOKS, to whom aU unsex herself by coming in contact with stands up to dance, all other dancers pf Georgia, who had been and who was went back arter the b’ar with a hoss an’ orders ahonld m addressed. must sit down. After circling around STAPLE GROCERIES. afterward a United States Senator, was wagon, I’ll be blasted if we didn’t fin’ H. II MOORE A BON A full set of teeth is necessary to the rough world ? But, suppose circum Ho '.¡je, Davis A Co., Agents, Portland, < proper mastication. Digestion largely I stances force her to this contact, should the room some half a dozen times, she the challenged party. lie was an En thet ole yaller hoan’ up ’nother tree, E ARE IN REGULAR RECEIPT OF CALIFOR nia and Foreign Jiult« and Produce «aeh 8tearn depends on mastication as mastication she not have some facilities and advan pauses and sits down to rest, and then glishman, like the hero of “Pinafore,” yellin’ like sin. Truth, sir, truth. Yes, er. Orders promptly filled. mixes the food with saliva—itself a di tages as the opposite sex ? I will ad the remainder of the waltzers may take by birth; but he went to Savannah when sir, thet ar’ dog he’d been so scart that Consignments .Solicited. gestive fluid—and thoroughly separates mit that some women make poor moth a turn, but as soon a3 she stands up a lad, studied law, was a leading Mason, he jest dim thet tree ’thout thinkin’. WEEKLY PRICES CURRES". . .ED FREE ON the particles so that the ether digestive ers, but there are just as many incom again they must stop. This solitary and fought gallantly in the Revolution Kebbe you think I’m lyin’ when I say APPLICATION. EÇ&» Liberal Advances n \ -n approved fluids—the gastric juice, the bile and petent men. As a rule, women are hon Grand Lama kind of performance can ary war. He killed Lient.-Gov. Wells, thet b’ar weighed 550 poun’. But it’s not be very amusing to this kindly, gen shipments. in 1780, in a duel, and was engaged in the truth, sir. I never lied yet, an’ I’m the intestinal fluid—may readily act on est, diligent and economical where they Office and Warehouse : S, 10 and It them. are dependent upon their own exertions. tle, amiable lady. She is, I am told, a several affairs of honor, until lie finally gettin’ too ole to larn, fur I’m nigh 70 most accomplished dancer, despite her Decayed teeth fill the in breathed air Nothing takes the nonsense out of them determined to accept a challenge on years ole.” Front Street, - - - Portland, Or. slight lameness. But, of all the recrea |v23ap such terms as would make it his last with putrid particles. sooner than work. When they are too A NEW TREATMENT tions of her life, she most enjoys driving Talking Across the Country. Bad teeth often cause boils, collections busy to give much time to dress, they duel. So he prescribed as the terms in the park. In her little victoria, with For Uonanmptian, Aalhma. BrancMltis. dys that each party—armed with a double- of hardened wax in the ears, ringing of think less of captivating, less of the van pepsia, Catarrh, liraitnche, ISebtlity, Mben- he dame de compagnie beside her, she is It is really pleasant to note as you barreled gun, loaded with buckshot, and the ears (tinnitus aurium), and deafness ities and even the luxuries that wealth matlMni. Nrurnlgia uud all chronic and Nervous Disorders. It is taken in Various degress. A large amount of brings. It is true that hard, earnest free to enjoy the testimonials of affec with a hunting-kinfe—should row him travel across the Republic from Maine tion and enthusiasm that meet her to Colorado, how the topic of conversa distress, both in the teeth and in the work deprives women of some of their self in a skiff to designated points on BY INHALATION, ear, is frequently occasioned by the de prettiness and attractiveness ; it lessens everywhere, and no one that notes the opposite sides of the Savannah river. tion changes at State lines, just as the And acti directly up tn the grett nervoui and cay of the first tooth of the permanent their chances of marriage, but that is tho gracious smile and bow wherewith she When the city clock struck 12, each expression of faces and styles of clothes centers, and cure» by a natural proeeia vitaiUntlon. set—the sixth grinder (molar). penalty circumstances before her to pay, returns every salutation can doubt her party should start and row his skiff to a gradually undergo an alteration. Down T IS EXPECTED THAT ALL PATRIOTIC CITI- SENT FREE. zen« will have an opportunity to chooM from »ex ■ So strong is the sympathetic connec and all the more honor shall be accorded delight at her own popularity. small island in the middle of the river, in Maine, when I got away from the «ral good candidate« for Preaid«ut in th« approaching A Treatise on Compound Oxvgen, giving ths history tion between the teeth and the ears, that to her for accepting her destiny uncom which was wooded and covered with coasts, I heard lumber and “ the woods” contest, but in tLe realm of Soap. of thii new discovery, and a large tecory of mast re Protecting the Rear. all the time. The men were in the the condition of the former greatly af plainingly. Would it not be better if uriderbrush. On arriving at the island "THOMAS1 COOL WATEII BLEACHING SOAP” markable cures. Write for it, * - in«i DM. STAB alone, peerlesi, unrivalled and unapproachable. KEY A PAL KN, 1100 and 1111 Girard street, Phlfadel- fects the latter, especially in childhood, men, instead of ridiculing and satirizing each party was to moor his skiff, stand woods, or the man who talked to you stands It« name has beoome a household word, it« virtues Cia, Pa.,or H.B. MATHEW8.8O0 Mor. In one of the public schools of San a Francisco, C*L, bom whom cant» the period of marked inflammatory tend the efforts of womeD, should join hands by it for ten minutes, and then go about had just come out of the woods. Then have flown on the win« of the wind. Its remarkable Francisco a youth bubbling over with has stimulated a LMiox op sail uaranoNs, of information and supplies. ency in the various glands of the mouth. with them and help them work out the on the island until the meeting took you go to the coast, and everybody success seTdwkplm which bbwarb , and purchase none that doee not bear high spirits violated a long-established Dr. Samuel Sexton has made the facts problem i” place. The seconds waited on the main fished, and you dreamed of dorys, and the imprint of the S tanpabd S oap C o ., who manufac rule, and was summoned to the bar of ture the most extensive assortment of Family, Laun a special study, with the aid of the oro- land until about 1 o’clock, when they hake, and haddock and things that you dry and Toilet Soaps made in th« United States. If judgment. With many sobs and tears grocer or druggist doee not keep our poods, order scope—the new instrument for the ex Moral Effect of the Garden. heard three gun shots and loud and never heard of before. When you go your directly from the he confessed the soft impeachment ploration of the ear. Of 1,500 cases ex angry cries. Then all was still. At to Bath ycu begin to pick up all man “ Have your mother call to-morrow,” We recommend to all women who are amined by him, he attributes one-third daylight, as had been agreed upon, the ner of shipcarpenters’ slang. Then you STANDARD SOAP CO., the teacher remarked, with awful and fortunate enough to have a piece of land to the condition of the teeth. seconds went to the island and found come nearer New York, and commercial Issued every Friday, 204 Sacramento Street, S. F. Dr. Sexion says further that persons at their command to cultivate a veget ominous significance. His maternal an4 Jackson lying on the ground, insensible travelers filled the air with mercantile se7dw&plm cestor appeared on the following day, are injured in health by tho amalgam able garden. The culture of strawber from the loss of blood, and his antago argot, and as you held your way west —BY— and, after being duly and publicly in fillirgs, the mercury which enters large ries, raspberries, blackberries, gooseber nist lying across him dead. Jackson re ward you get into the oil regions of ly into them by being gradually set free. ries, currants and garden vegetables is formed of the flagrant breach of disci covered, but would never relate his ex Pennsylvania, and for awhile Bradford Still more serious results follow when as delightful and profitable as anything pline her son had been guilty of, was re perience that night, nor was he ever and Oil City, Franklin and Titusville, plates—especially vulcanite—are worn in which a woman can engage. She may quested to say if she would punish him challenged again. He died in Washing talked hull wheel and pipe lines, and 5 Washington Street, over diseased fangs, imflamed palates or sprinkle her garden well with flowers. herself, or have the teacher attend to the ton, serving his second terra as United dry holes and heavy oils and refinery, matter. She preferred the latter course, and tank and drill and rigs and gums, collections of tar, and purulent All the better for that. A snowball in States Senator, March 19, 180G. PORTLAND___ walking-beam and derrick and pump, this corner, and a rose in that, a dahlia and urged that the blows be well laid secretions. on. The next duy was appointed tor the W hat B ecomes of all the P ins ?— until you could taste oil every time you In this country, where teeth begin to bed there and a moss border here, will flagellation. At the usual hour tor such What becomes of all the pins ? It is talked. Then you moved along through not be out of place Only let the sub fW’IIlS GALVANIC MF1MCAL BELT, A NEW decay so early, children should be taught unpleasant affairs the youth was sum now as much as forty years since the Johnstown and Pittsburg and heard A «nd wonderful invent ou (4h® only genuine), will how to care for them, and the dentist stantial and useful constitute the chief without medicine, RheutnsUsm, Paralysis, Neu One Year, by Mall moned to the front He came with a daily supply [of pins from the English about blasts, and open-air furnaces, and cure ralgia, Kidney, Liter, Spinal dtsteSM, Impotence, Hup should be occasionally called in to in part. A touch of the oinate, like a rib Ague, Nervousness. Dyspepsia,and other diseases Six Months...... bon on a good bonnet, is not in the least hang-dog look and some trepidation. An factories was 20,000,000, and ever since crucibles and Bessemer process and rails, ture, of both «exes. We challenge a sdentlflc Investigation spect them. ita merit«. Call on or address HORNE A WEST Three Months objectionable. In all the schools the oration on youthful frivolities having that time the daily average has been wire and Ingot, until you left them be of ELECTRO MAGNETIC BELT CO., 702 Market st San been duly delivered, the boy was or girls study botany. It is healthful, steadily increasing, till it now stands at hind and Indiana was talking to you Franoisco. aJTttolmw A Woman's Confidence. dered to extend his band beneath an up pleasing and useful. The princip.es of 50,000,000 every day. Notwithstand about staves and heads and hoop-poles Contains the raised ruler. He refused, and in accord ing all this enormous supply, one can and veneers and hard woods and qui Oh I I almost wish that something horticulture are the principles of botany ance with the usual custom in such would happen,” she said to her group of put into practice. Farmers study agri cases, was spread across the teacher’s hardly be in the company of man, wom nine and bent wood and wagon timber; Latest Market Reportai friends on one of the ferryboats yester culture, why should not their wives and kr.ees, and the punishment was adminis an or child for a day without being and by and by Illinois got your ear and Full Telegraphic Reports, day. “ Since I learned to swim I have daughters study horticulture I The em tered in another quarter than the one asked, “Have you such a thing as a pin said “c-o-r-n,” and you got across the the utmost confidence in myself, and I’m ployment is both healthful and pleasant. originally intended. For some unex about you ?” Of the daily 50,000,000 Mississippi and out in Nebraska and —AND— pins, Birmingham produces 37,000,000, heard a man say to Lis neighbor, “Ben, What woman cannot raise beets, toma not a bit afraid of the water.” plainable reason the most energetic “ Can you swim 1” asked several at toes, onions, lettuce and furnish her own blows fell without the desired effect. A leaving 13,000,000 as the production of where is that timber claim of Johnsons?” Other Matters of General Interest Iondon, Stroud and Dublin, wheie pins and you heard Ben reply briefly, “12, table with them ? What woman cannot once. consultation of male teachers ensued, are also made. The we ght of wire con 15, 9,” and you knew that you were in Published up to the time of going “ Oh, yes. I’ve been practicing for plant a raspberry bush, or currant or and the offender was conducted to a pri a country of land, and that eighties and sumed annually in the pin manufacture over a week, and I can swim, dive and gooseberry, and tend to it well t The to Press. vate room, and his wardrobe subjected of England is about 1,275 1-2 tons, or quarter sectious and timber claims and float You ladies don’t know how much experiment is both pleasing and profit NEW TEAfiNEM, NEW METHOD to a rigid examination. On the inte 2,857,120 lbs., one-eighth of which is homesteads and pre-emptions were to REMODELED, enjoyment there is in skimming along able. Devoted to th« preparation for boaineM affair« of CST The Market Review is rior of his bifurcated garment, at a lo iron wire, used in manufacturing mourn constitute your conversational pabulum either sex or any age, in a special conree of book-k«ep- complete and reliable one fui the surface of the water. Why, I feel ing, penmanship, businee« calculation, forms and us. A Baltimore gentleman recently gave cality of great importance in such an ing and hair pins. The brass wire con for the next two or three weeks, until ages, commercial lav. correepcndence and a practical any paper of general news in this State perfectly at home there.” training in the English branches. For full information “ And where do you swim ?” inquired an old colored man a quarter and told emergency, was a thick flannel baby’s sumed amounts to 2,500,000 lbs., which you reached Colorado and began to hear call on or address W. LYNN WHITE, The Editorials are ably written and Manager and Proprietor. him to go to a coal yard near the Phila frock securely attached. “ Who sewed in money value reaches the sum of $572,- assay, and dips, and leads, angles, spars one. Office, 123 Front St., or Box 104, Portland, Or. are of themselves worth more than the that on 1 ” demanded the principal, in a 915. The iron wire consumed is 344,- and sinuosities, and claims, and carbon “ In the bath tub, of course ! Why, delphia depot and tell them to hurry up subscription price. voice of thunder. “ My mother, ” an the coal that was due him on an order 800 l’os., its value $35,915, and to be ates, and that is as far west as I have our bath tub is seven feet long and three feet wide, and I can swim twice around from a New York firm. After an ab swered the boy, with broken sobs. The added to these amounts are the wages, been, and I don’t know what they talk The condensation of Local News is it without stopping 1 Oh ! I just wish sence of three hours the colored brother, teachers consulted again, instructed the paper and ornamental envelopes, boxes, about there.—[Hawkeye. select and reliable, and contains matten we had a puddle in the back yard, I’d full -of liquor, stammered out: “Boss, boy never to reveal the circumstance, wear and tear of machinery, manufac of interest to everyone acquainted with A gentleman at one of the hotels spilt tetr» you all inside of a. week •*’•—De can’t find de corner of Phillydelpby an’ and sent him in to his studies. Some turers’ profits and* the like, bringing the Oregon affairs. how the matter leaked out New York no(hic)whara.” whole amount to not less than $1,000,- some milk on his coat and wondered if troit Free Press.________ it would leave a grease spot “Grease CANVASSERS WANTED!! _________________ ELGIN WIT A great curriosity—The women who 0Q0. spot? ” queried the fellow-boarder. “ Well What is the difference between a sai Four things come not back: the brok old, Sil . can drive a nail without hitting her fin An idle reason lessens the weight of I should say no. Look for chalk marks Address P, O. Box K3. Portland, Orwon, en word, the sped arrow, the past life, lor and a beer drinker ? One put his Writ« for Catalogue to when it dries up.” sail up and the other put3 his ale down. ger nine times out of a possible ten. the good ones you gave before. and neglected opportunity. IOAN WATÇHOQ. HI REME DIES .. 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