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About Ashland tidings. (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 15, 1880)
The Parable of the Prodigal Son. J Ohiophagus Elaps. Dr. Johnson’s Marriage- Petrified While Alive. President Harrison’s Womeg and Ladies. The artless manners and rustic pretti President Harrison, who was an early In the days of our fathers, there were “One of the most heart-rending cases Now there was a certain man who , This dreaded serpent, who is a larger ( riser, used to go to market, and he inva kind of cobra, and at least as venomous 1 ness of Lucy Porter, had won Johnson’s that such'thinra to be met with as “men” ever came under our notice,” said a 1 had two sons. ! and “ woiep ”—but now they are all youthful heart, when she was on a visit , well known physician yesterday to riably refused to wear an overcoat, al as his better known congener, actually 1 And the younger of them said to his ' to the Rev. John Hunter’s, master of | several gentlemen, “ was that of a man though the spring was cold and stormy. gone, and in their place a raco of “gen performs the deeds told of him. He father, “ Father, give me the portion of the free school, Lichfield, in Johnson’s One morning, having gone to the market tlemen” and “ladies,” or to be still more goods that falleth to me.” | does not display his armed neck, glitter youthful days. The peculiar appear whose death could not affect his rela thus thinly attired, he was overtaken by And he divided unto him his living, ing with a marvelous gorget, like the ance, however, of Johnson, could not tions, because he had none; but the a slight shower and got wet, but refused refined, of “ladies and gentlemen" has cobra, but is apparently in a good tem sprung up. Women and girls are among manner of his dying was so awful that and the younger son purchased himself tempt the lady to a return of his pas to change his clothes. The following the things that were, but “ladies” are an oil-cloth grip sack and got out of per. The reason of this is soon dis sion ; and at length she returned to her it was a call upon common humanity day he felt symptoms of indisposition, closed. The cannibal serpent is aliout found everywhere. Miss Martineau, for sorrow. He was a young fellow that country. I parents at Birmingham. Business re who, at the breaking out of the war, which were followed by pneumonia. At wishing to see the women wards in a to be fed, an^follows every movement And it came to pass that be journeyed quired Johnson’s presence in that neigh his Ohio home he had lived plainly and even unto Buckskin and the land that 1 of the keeper with keen avidity. The borhood on the death of his father, and when he was twenty years old, enlisted enjoyed sleep, but at Washington he prison in Tennessee, was answered by quiet man who knows the snake world, the warden, “we have no ladies here at and fought v. .th courage under Confed lieth over against Leadville. calling upon his former mistress there, erate banne ~. His gallantry was so had, while rising early, rarely retired present, madam.” Now, so far as the and whom the snake knows perfectly And when he was come nigh unto the he found her parent dying. With that before one o’clock in the morning, and ladies were concerned, it was very well gates of the city, he heard music and veil, presently produces an unhappy affectionate friendship which particular marked that he was promoted from the serpent of the harmless kind common in ranks and became a captain, with the his physical powers, enfeebled by age, that none of them were in prison ; but, dancing. situations always experienced from him, had been overtaxed. then, it sounds a little odd—ladies in And he got into that place, and when our hedges, and throws it quickly down he passed all his leisure hours at Mr. prospect of further advancement as the At the same time the President ’ s through a glass trap on the floor of the prison ! It would seem bad enough for war progressed. In the terrible war he arose and went his way, a hireling at Porter’s, attended his sic< bed, and a fare about Nashville in the Winter of mental powers had undergone a severe women to go to such a place. cannibal. Tn an instant the intruder is the gates smote upon him with a slung- few months after h>s death, asked Mrs. strain, as was evident when he became A lecturer, discoursing upon the char- shot of great potency, and the younger smitten. Like a flash of lightning the Johnson’s consent to his marriage with 186— he was exposed to the rr ’ns and somewhat delirious. Sometimes he fangs of the greatest of all venomous acteri iucs of women, illustrated thus :— colds, and contracted inflammatory son wist now how it was. the widow. would say, “ My dear madam, I did not serjrents plunges into his brain. When ‘ Who were the last at trie cross ? La rheumatism, from which he never re And in the second watch of the night Mrs. Porter has been represented as covered, and w hich caused his resigna direct that your husband should be dies. Who w< re the fir3t at the sepul snake meets snake the head is always he arose and he was alone, and the the part aimed at, as with fighting dogs very fat, with a red face, and indifferent tion. He re urned to his home a miser turned out. I did not know it. I tried chre? Ladies.” On this modern im pieces of gold and silver were gone. and fighting cocks, anil it may be added, features, and in her speech and manners able creature, and never was able after to prevent it.’’ On other occasions he provement we have heard of but one And it was so. affected, and bordering on girlish levity; ward to walk. For fifteen long years would say in broken sentences, “It is thing that beats the above. It was the And he arose and sat down and rent snake-eating birds. There are extant while Johnson, on his first introduction he was dying as slowly and surely, and wrong—I won’t consent—’tis unjust.” finishing touch to a marriage ceremony, various yood-cuts and works of art rep his clothes and threw ashes and dust resenting a kite towering with a serpent to her, exhibited an appearance yet more with as much torture, as the most re “These applications—will they never performed by an exquisite divine up to upon himself. singular. He was then lean and lank, fined cruelties of human invention cease ?” The last time that he spoke all modern refinements. When he had And he went and joined himself unto in her beak, the reptile in the meantime so that his immense structure of bones might have produced. was about three hours before his death, thrown the chain of Hymen around the sticking his fangs into the bird just a citizen of that country, and he sent was hideously striking to the eye, while under the wing. Thi; *'s nonsense, like w hen his physicians and attendants were happy couple, he concluded by saying, him down in a prospect shaft to dig. “ Do you know what inflammatory standing oyer him, having just adminis “I’ now pronounce you husband and most “ fancy ” natural history. Birds the scars occasioned by the scrofula were And he never before dag. Well, imagine deeply visible. His hair, which w*as rheumatism is ? No. who eats snakes always begin by driv tered to his comfort. Clearing his lady.” The audience stufled their hand Wherefore when he spat upon his that you were lying perfectly still, with straight and stiff, he wore separated be throat, as if desiring to speak audibly, kerchiefs into their mouths, and got out ing iheir beak through the snake ’ s brain. hands and lay hold of the long handled I not a muscle in play, and the most ex hind ; and he often had, seemingly, con and as though he fancied himself ad of the room as quickly as possible, to shovel, wherewith they are went to Before he can erect his head to strike vulsive starts and odd gesticulations, cruciating pains shooting like barbed dressing his successor, or some official take breath.” th® beak descends upon him, as every shovel he struck his elbow upon the which tended to excite at once surprise hooks through every limb and joint. rail of the shaft wherein he stood, and body can observe on seeing one of the and ridicule. Mrs. Porter, however, You try, in the delirium of agony, to as associate in the government, he said : Montreal Heard From. he poured the earth and recks over hornbills—not nocturnal—fed at his was so much engaged by his conversa sume another position. The mere move “Sir ! I wish you to understand the true R. L. Mosely, of Montreal, Canada, regular houis. And the bird begins to principles of the government. I wish t against the back of his neck. ment of a joint is such an awful cruelty certified Sept. 27, 1879, that be bud suf eat at the head, as does the mungoose tion that she overlooxed all these exter them carried out. 1 ask nothing more.” And he waxed exceedir.g'wroth. that the rack is an infant horror by the fered terribly from Dyspepsia, and that I and the rat, for that matter, w hen he nal disadvantages and expressed to her General Harrison was removed from And he tried even yet again, and be side of it. The inflammation seems to gets a chance. Evenbody has heard daughter: “This is the most sensible the conflict which had already become he w*as completely cured by taking War hold 1 thp handle of the shovel became have tuned every nerve and muscle to the story of the rat who was put into a man that I ever saw in my life.” inevitable, before the storm had time to ner’s Safe Bitters. He says: “My ap tangled between his legs, and filled his the most delicate pitch of sensibility, Johnson’s mother, as might naturally boa constrictor’s cage to supply food for gather—before envy and detraction and petite is good, and I now suffer no in ear high full of decomposed slate and and if each nerve in the body were the monster. The snake proved slugj be expected, expressed her surprise at a sectional fury had begun to muster their convenience from eating hearty meals.” the porphyry which is in that region bced and torn simultaneously, the pain request so imprudent and extraordinary, glish, and the rat, finding that he was stores of vengeance to pour without These Bitters are also a sjiecific for all round about. could not be greater. Moments become not to be eaten, fell to on his own ac both on account of her disparity of years mercy upon his head. The opposition skin diseases. And he wist not w hy it was so. hours, and hours become ages of suffer From a Distinguished Physician. count and ate up the snake from the and want of fortune. of the leaders of his own party had Now, after many days the shovelers “No, Sam,” she said ; “my willing ing. Imagine these tortures prolonged scarcely begun to make itself manifest nape of the neck downward, most prob Professoa Green, a distinguished allo with their shovels, and the pickers with ably having bitten the snake through consent you will never have to so pre through fifteen years of time, every before that venerable head, silvered with pathic physician, wrote to the Medical their picks, and the blasters with their posterous a match. You are 25 and she year dragging out like a century, and the frosts of age and of long and ardu Record, of Atlanta, Ga., to the effect blasts, and the hoisters with their hoists, the brain to begin with. Snakes are by I turns sleepy and voracious. 1 have seen is turned of 50. If she had any prud you can picture to yourself what his ous devotion to his country’s service, that, after all other means had failed, he banded themselves together, and each I two Dalmatian snakes begin to eat the ence, this request would never have been life was. Opiates I Of course opiates was gently laid on the pillow of death. sent for the Kidney Cure (Safe Kidney said to hii'fellow : I same mouse, one at each end of the lit- made to me. Where are your means of were administered; but what of the —[September Atlantic. and Liver Cure) and to his astonishment Go to ! Let us strike. And they . tie creature, and meet in the middle to subsistence ? Porter has died poor in moments when the influence had waned, cured a serious case of Bright’s Disease stroke. have a merry fight over it Ophiopha- consequence of his wife’s expensive and when, rushing upon him like wolves The Imposition Practiced on a by administering it, and afterwards And they that stroke were as the sands habits. You have great talents, but as of torture made ravenous by hunger, Cow. found it equally beneficial in other cases. of the sea for multitude, and they were has no sooner killed his prey than ha be yet have turned them into no profitable the pains broke through the vail of in gins to swallow it head foremost. He advised his brother physicians to use as terrible as any army with banners. sensibility and tugged at his frame with channel.” About three months ago a mare be it in preference to anything else for And they blew upon the ram’s horn In the Water. “ Mother,” replied Johnson, “ 1 have teeth of cruelty ? The very immunity longing to Mr. D. W. C. Cowan gave Kidney Disorders. and the cornet, and the saebut, and the not deceived Mrs. Pcrter, I have told which opium gave added another horror birth to a colt, and two days afterward alto horn, and the flute, and the bass A S tandino I nvitation . — If this The human body weighs a pound la her the worst of me—that I am of mean when it was withdrawn. He was kept the mare died. On the same day that under its influence as much as possible. drum. the water, and a single chair w ill carry extraction, that 1 have no money, and the colt was born one of the cows on meets the eye of any man, woman or In nine years he had lost every pow ’ er Now, it came to pass that the younger two grown persons. That is, it would that I have had an uncle hanged. She the farm gave birth to a calf. As the child suffering from any disease of the son joined not with them that did strike, keep the head above the water, which is replied that she valued no one more or of muscular effort, and sat in his chair colt was of fine blood, Nir. Cowan Kidneys, Bladder, Liver or Urinary neither went he out to his work, nor on all that is necessary, when it is a ques less for his descent, that she had no a living corpse, only to be moved to his adopted a novel plan to save its life. Organs, they will consider this a stand the highway, lest at any time they that tion of life or death. One finger placed more money than myself, anil that bed, where he became a mummy with He killed tho calf, skinned it, tied the ing invitation to buy H unt ’ s R emedy , did strike should fall upon him and flat upon a stool or chair, or a small box, a though she had not had a relation the spark of life still glowing. hide around the colt, and introduced it tiie Great Liver and Kidney Medicine. ten him out, and even send him unto his piece of board, will easily keep the head hanged, she had fifty who deserved hang “The time shortly came when he no into a darkened stall where tha cow xjup. This splendid medicine (endorsed by home packed in ice, which is even after above the w'ater, while the two feet and ing.” longer lay in his bed, but, sitting in his It immediately began to suckle, and the leading physicians) is a sure cure for the the fashion of that people. the other hand may be used as paddles After some little lapse of time, how invalid chair, became the enthroned em cow, being misled by the colt’s disguise, worst forms of Kidney disease. All And he began to be in want to propel toward the shore. It is not at ever, matteis were brought to a conclu bodiment of a soul too miserable for life, was not aware of the imposition. A Druggists sell H unt ’ s R emedy , and no And he went out and joined himself all necessary to know how to swim to be sion, and Derby was fixed on as the too sacred to be freed by other hands. few days afterward the hide wras taken chemist or physician ever prescribed a unto a citizen of that? country ; and he able to keep from drowning in this way. place where the ceremony should be If there were in the Sphinx of Egypt an from the colt, but by this time the cow better. Trial size, 75 cents. sent him into the lunch room to find A little experience of the buoyant power performed, on the 9th of July, 1736, imiuoital soul and a human intelligence, had become so attached to it that it per P ains i in the B ack .—What they tourists. of water, and faith in it is all that is re for which place the bride and groom set can you fancy its torture ? Day after mitted the colt to usurp the place of the mean. — How cured. A poignant pres- And he would fain have filled himself quired. We have seen a small boy who out on horseback. The singular account day looking upon the same hot waste calf. The colt appears to have taken up with the adamantine cookies and the could not swim a stroke piopel himself of their journey to church on the nup for centuries; day after day with a fixed kindly to cow-kind, for a few days after, sing pain in the “ small of the back ” is indestructible pie, and the vulcanized acrcts a deep, wide pond by means of a tial morning is given by Boswell in the gazing upon a mol ton horror of sun and being allowed to run in the field, it at a dangerous symptom. It means ap sandwiches which the tourists always board that would not sustain five pounds doctor’s own words to him : “Sir, she net blind ; year after pitiless year smoth tempted to suckle a strange cow, which proaching kidney trouble—possibly Bright’s Disease. It should not be neg did eat. weight. Children and others should had read the old romances, and had got ered in an awful silence which makes resented the familiarity by goring the lected—not a day, not an hour. Fortu And no man gave unto him. have practice in the sustaining power of into her head the fantastical notion that every pain so exquisite that it almost colt dreadfully. Some hours after the And when he came to himself he said: water. In nine cases out of ten the a woman of spirit should use her lover becomes audible to a living persecutor. accident Mr. Cowan was informed of it, nately these symptoms are easily cured. How many hired servants hath my knowledge that what will sustain a like a dog. So, sir, at first she told me So he sat, year after year, with his mus and on searching for the colt he found it H unt s R emedy , the Great Kidney and father on the farm with bread enough pound weight is all that is necessary to that I rode too fast, and that she could cles fixed in iron, his eyes looking upon some distance away from the house ly Liver Medicine, is an absolute and un and lots to spare, and I perish with keep the head above water, will serve not keep up with me, and when I rade a w’orld as dreary as misery could paint ing exhausted on the ground with the failing tpecific for them, and for any diseases of the Kidneys, Bladder, Liver hunger. better in emergency than the greatest a little slower she passed me and com it; his voic6 sinking in his throat, only greater part of i s entrails trailing out, And he resigned his position in the expertness as a swimmer. A person plained that I lagged behind. I was not to be expelled by hunted nature in wild covered with dirt and prickly weeds. and Urinary Organs. A single bottle lunch business and arose and went unto unfamiliar with the buvant power of to be made the slave of caprice, and I and piteous cries when the pain racked He cleaned them as well as he could of H unt ’ s R emedy h <s many times saved a life. his father. water will naturally try to climb on top resolved to begin as I meant to end. I into hopeless cowardice the strong heart without water, and having in the mean Sold by all Druggists. d size, 75 But when he was yet a great way off, of the floating object on which he tries therefore pushed on briskly, till I was that had led his men up to the dreadful time procured a surgical needle from cents, he telegraphed to his lather to kill the to save himself. It it is large enough fairly out of her sight ; the road lay be caverns of cannons’ mouths without a town, he put the entrails back (which old cow and make «terry, for behold 1 that is all right. But it is generally tween two hedges, so I was sure she flinch. But there came a time when the was only done after having enlarged the Kingsford’s Oswego Corn Starch, on he had struck it rich, and the A- old man not large enough, and half of a struggl could not miss it, and I contrived that restless days and nights of active torture original wound about three inches) and account of its delicious purity, is the best paid for the telegram. ing greup is often drowned in the des she should soon come up with me ; when became to him as a delightful reminis sewed the wound together. Over two Now, the elder son was in the north perate scramble of a life and death strug she did, I observed her to be in tears.” cence. The time came slowly and like months have elapsed since this rude, for children and invalids. field plowing with a pair of balky gle to climb on top of a piece of wreck This, it must be allowed, was a singu eternity. Tf you were to confine a man surgical operation was performed, and mules, and when he came and drew or other floating object, not large enough lar beginning of connubial felicity; yet and let one drop of water fall on his the colt shows no signs of the rough ex nigh to the house he heard music and to keep them all above water. This he proved a most affectionate and in head every five minutes, it would kill periences of its early days. dancing. often ha»q>ens when pleasure boats cap dulgent husband to the last moment of him. But, before death, would come And he couldn’t seem to wot why these size. All immediately want to get out his life. He once told Tophan Beaclery, years of suspense that would move like Portland, Oregon, “Moral” Wreckers in Orkney. things were thus. of the water on top of the over-turned with much gravity, “Sir, it was a love the change of fixed stars. There would Zeiber &] Knowles, Proprietors, And he took the hired girl by the ear or half-filled boat, and all are drowned match on both sides ;” and in bis Pray come that awful suspense of time when Curious notions of morality appear to and led her away, and asked her, whence except whom the wrecked craft will ers and Meditations we find very re the pitiless drop would fall like the crash prevail among certain inhabitants of the Situated oppoUte all the Bailroad aa<l cometh this unseemly hilarity? wholly bear up. If they would simply markable evidence that his regard and of a universe upon the doomed head. steamship Office«. Orkney Isles who, when a wreck has And she smote him with the palm of trust the water to sustain ninety-nine fondness for her never ceased, even after “The time when the very life stood taken place on their coast, are, it seems, her hand, and said : “This thy brother hundredths of the weight ot their bod her death. still, and the soul was imprisoned in a in the habit of carrying off" for their Street Cars Pass Every Five Minutes hath come, and was dead and is alive ies, and the disabled boat the other hun mausoleum. Fixed and rigid, the poor own use everything they can lay their again,” arid they began to have a high dredth, they might aU be saved under boy was a sphinx, endow’ed with life and predatory hands on. This occurred the Free Coach to and from the Honea* Curious Photographic Results. old time. deprived of movement. Every joint in other day when the bark Poolscar, of most circumstances. An over turned or And the elder son kicked, even as the water-filled wooden boat will sustain An interesting phenomenon in photo his body became ossified by the chalky Liverpool, was wrecked out twelve miles I Street Car Tickets Free to Guests Government mule kicketh, and he was more people in this way than it will graphy has been announced by M. Jan deposits, and not even a movement that Jy20d&olf from Kirkwall, the capital of Orkney. hot under the collar, and he gathered up carry. It would keep the heads above sen in a note to the Acadenne des Sci provoked deathless agony became possi The enterprising natives annexed coils an armful of profanity and flung it in water of as many people as could get ences. While obtaining solar images at ble. Even the joints of his neck became of rope, cases of wine, spars, ship-fit among the guests, and gat him up and their hands on the gunwale. These are Meudon, he has observed that when the rigid, the fingers stiff and the limbs pet tings and stores, so that at the sale of girded his loins and lit out. simple facts, easily learned, and may exposure is prolonged beyond a certain rified. He was a stone frame, with a wliat was left of the unfortunate vessel And he got him to one learned in the some day save your life. period, in which a good negative image covering of flesh and the soul of a living “there was not exposed so much as a tin law, and he replevied the entire ranch is got, this image loses its distinctness, man. The muscles of the eye even failed, of meat, pot of paint, ship’s compass, whereon they weie, together with all and and the plate passes into a neutral state and the lids, falling upon the weary clock or any other of the small odds Scanty Dressing (?) WHOLESALE DEALERS IN singular the hereditaments, right, title, —i. e., no appreciable image appears on balls, shut in forever the darkness that and ends generally sold upon such occa franchise, estate, both in law and in No one who had been absent from use of a developer. But if the expos hug about him like the gloom of the sions.” So clean a sweep had been PRODUCE, PROVISIONS AND equity, together with all dips, spurs, an England for three or four years could ure be continued still further, the nega grave. Then came, with the same steps STAPLE GROCERIES. made that even the legs of the cabin gles, crooks, variations, leads, veins of fail to be astoniohed at the form and tive image gives place to a position in of measured eternity, the ossification of E ARE IN REGULAR RECEIPT OF CALI FOR table had been sawn across close to the nia and Foreign Fruits and Produce each steam gold or silver ore, mill sites, damsites, make or the dresses. Even to my ac which the distribution of light and the joints of the jaw, and he was fed be floor and the table bodily carried away. er. Orders promptly filled. flumes, and each and every of them customed eye they seem to have grown shade is exactly the opposite, and this tween the rigid teeth. How slowly It is interesting to know that these peo Consignments Solicited. firmly by these presenta tighter and shorter within the past two image, if the luminous action be well death moved cannot be described, but ple, who consider plundering a wreck WEEKLY PRICES CURRENT MAILED FREE ON And it was sc.—Denver Tribune. months. As the dancers fly past in the regulated, presents all the details and when the inflammation had seized his perfectly legitimate, are reported to be a APPLICATION. whirl of the waltz, one or two figures fineness of the one it has supplanted. heart in that last prolonged spasm, na “highly moral” race; an ordinary case RQU Liberal Advances made on approved “Here is a lot of fans we sold last sea stand out with startling distinctness. With further exposure a neutral state is ture could no longer give warning of its of theft is hardly known, it is said, and shipments. Office and Warehouse: 8, IB and 19 son at forty cents, but as they are a lit One in flesh-colored jersey cut low in reached, opposite to the first, inasmuch agony. What tortures took place under the only reason why they make an ex tle soiled and shop-worn, you may have front and at the back, would probably, as if the latter showed the image uni the drawn curtain of that human mys ception in favor of the flotsam and jet Front Street, - - - Portland, Or. one for fifteen,” said a Baltimore sales if seen on the stage, suffer from the in formly dark, the former shows it uni tery can no more be told than the secrets sam of a stranded vessel is that “ they jv28ap woman to a customer. The lady looked tervention of Lord Chamberlain. formly light. For solar negatives taken of those horrors in the lowest dungeons still hold by the old principle that a at the goods, when another saleswoman, Another is clad in what apj>ears to be a at Meudon the time of exposure has of the Inquisition. Death came, but it wreck is a gift from Providence.” Per sister of the first, stepped forward and pink satin corset, laced down the back, rarely exceeded 1-lOOOth of a second, if was like the fading of the mist line into haps the lights of Scotch Presbyterian said: “Yes, madam, that lot of fans we and a skirt so tight that at every turn the photospheric granulations were to be the clouds, and as we stood about that ism, when they have finished with Pro sold last season for fifty cenfir, but as of the trois temps I expect her knees to obtained ; and with plates prepared by chair no one dared to utter his thought fessor Smith Robertson, might employ they are a little soiled and shop-worn, come through it A dress—if that can the gelatino-bromide process, the time —no one could tell whether the soul some time advantageously in driving you may have one for fifteen.” The lady be called a dress which looks alarmingly may be reduced to l-2OCOth of a second still lurked in its prison, or whether this pretty theory out of the heads of saw the second saleswoman hadn’t heard like an utter absence of dress—worn by or less. Now, if one of these dry plates death was life, or life was death. the Orknevites. Otherwise these up what the first said, but she said nothing. a well developed lady, is of the color be exposed half a second, or a second, a “When he was buried his fixed limbs holders of “principle” in thieving may Presently, a middle aged lady, mother called nymphe emue, which is so exact distinct positive image is produced, the were brokn with hammers, in order that find that the arm of the law is as long of the two others, and evidently propri an imitation of pink flesh tints, that body of the sun apj>earing white and he might be placed in a coffin.”—Louis as it is strong and that a short and etress of the establishment, came out and combined with its extra tightness and the spots black, as they do to the eye. ville Courier-Journal. sharp lesson will be read to them in the REMODELED, NEW TEACHERS, NEW METHOD remarked: “That lot of fans were sold shortness, it is not a matter for surprise Mr. Jansen has similarly obtained posi Devoted to the preparation for buaineaa affairs of elementary principles of personal prop cither sex or any age,in a special course of book-keep A boy with a business look in his eye last season at seventy-five cents, but as that several dancers, on first catching tive images of landscapes, appearing ing, penmanship, business calculation, forma and us erty. recently entered a dry goods store on they aie a little soiled and shopworn, sight of it, stopped short so suddenly as transparently as the scene is viewed ages, commercial law, correspondence and a practical in the English branches. For full information you may have one for fifteen.” The lady nearly to upset the couple immediately naturally; also a view of the park at Monroe avenue and said his mother had “This is a nice time of night for you training call on or address W. LYNN WHITE, Manager and Proprietor. skipped out in a hurry. It was too behind them. The ensemble was none Meudon, showing a white solar disc on sent him for sixty spools of No. 1 thread. to be coming in,” said a mother to her Office, 128 Front St., or Box 104, Portland, Or. much. She saw the grandmother com the less startling from the fact that the the dark background of the sky, and “Don’t you mean one spool of No. 60 daughter, who returned from a walk at ing down the store to remark that they stockings were also of the nymphe emue, counter types, which are of the same thread ?” inquired the clerk, after puz 10 o’clock. “When I was like you,” sold those fans last season for a dollar. with no lines of embroidery to distin sign as the original type—L e., positive zling over the matter. “ Maybe that’s continued she, “my mother would not guish them from the veritable cuticle if the type be positive, and negative if it,” dubiously responded the boy. “ I allow me out later than 7 o’clock.” “Oh, A drunken fellow meeting a man com which they so thinly covered and so it be negative. In these photographs it guess you’d better go back home ard find you had a nice sort of a mother,” mur ing out of an undertaker’s shop with a faithfully imitated. is the same spectral rays that have first out” The boy departed, but returned mured the girl. “I had, you young small coffin under his arm, a short time given the negative image, and then in a moment with a satisfied look around jade,” said the mother, “a nicer mother The law against carrying concealed effected its transformation into a posi his mouth and explained: “Say, it than ever you had.” since, asked him what he had got there. CANVASSERS WANTED! won’t make a bit of difference which “A new coffin,’* he replied. “Well,” weapons does not apply to bicycles. They tive. a sail Barclay's Cheap Pabliealiewa ------------- - -------------- j way we have it, for mother sai^you’ve all the leading sensations of the day. 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