t \ i y < ESI V A Reminiscence. Enumerating a Teuton. The Manufacture of Panama Hats. MELLIS BROS. & CO.. CLOSING OUT I This Week. MELLIS BROS. & CO. Panama hats are principally manu “ 1 am a census enumerator,” said he, We learn from the East that Mr. factured in Veraquas and Western Pan as he walked cheerfully up to the bar Joseph McArdle (familiarly known to 1 ama. Not all, however, known to com and opened bis book. “ I have come to the piofession as “Joe”) is dead. He 1 merce by that name aro plaited in the REMNANTS. ODD LOT8. was Edwin Forrest’s business agent take a census of your family.” Isthmus, by far a greater proportion be ? “ Ish dot so ? Vas ish dot ! ” inquired when the great actor visited this coast Without Regard to Value. some tea or twelve yetrs ago. And the worthy German, mopping the bar ing made in Manta, Monte Christi and thereby hangs the tale. Joe had a hard with an old stocking and gazing inquir Ecuador. The hats are worn almost in the whole American continent and the time with his principal, who came to us ingly at his visitor. West Indias, and would probablywbe “ I want your family and your fath in a condition of physical—wo may as equally used in Europe did not their er ’ s family and your mother ’ s and all well say, mental—decadence. He suf high price (varying from $2 to $150) Things in General. Phenomena on the Gulf Coast. Flowers that Grow in the Shade. fered martyrdom from sciatica, and his aboul ’em.” prevent their importation. They are “ Gott in Himmel I Vas you do mit stage action only went so far as this Destroy hojie and life is but a dreary Our quiet seaside resort was thrown distinguished from all others by consist This question is asked every Spring nerve demon permitted it. After Mr. dem ? ’ waste. into a state of unusual excitement this ’ ing only of a single piece, and by their by scores of city people, whose little “ I irean their names, ages, birthplaces Forrest completed his engagement with evening by ’ the appearance of several Tears are the gift which love bestows lightness and flexibility. They may be patrii, which they wish to devote to j Mr. Maguire—completed with some per and where they live.” waterspouts. The day had been unusu- i upon the memory of the absent,and they flowers, is so walled up bv neighboring j rolled up and put in the pocket without “ Now you make right avay owit ! sonal suffering and great public dissatis ally warm and sultry, the thermometer will avail to keep the heart from suffo lieuses that the direct rays of the sun faction—he was advised to try the cura Go right avay owit ! else I throw you the slightest injury. In the rainy sea rising to 95*. At 5 P. M. a dark cloud cation. , son they are apt to get black, but by never touch it. But few plants will de owit on dot strauss. Olles shimmert, tive influence of California’s thermal was driven over the town by ’ a wind washing with soap and water, besmear Men who complain that they have velop their flowers there, and none will Bprings. He chose the Geysers, and of you tink you got free pier, you got from the north. This cloud was mar much to bear from the faults of their fel do it as well as if it were lighted up by i went there accompanied by the ever- mistaken quick. Go avay owit or I ing them with lime juice, or any other shalled in dense dark ranks, between low-men should think how much others sunshine a part of the day. Fuchias, ' acid, and exposing them to the sun, their broke you up mit a bung starter ’ ’ taithful Joe. Forrest found congenial which played bright flashes of lightning. have to bear from them. pansies, forget-me-nots, violets, lobelias, j “ Oh ! go ’way I 1 don’t want any whiteness is easily restored. spirits at Sonoma’s favorite sanative re M hen the front rank had passed over So little is know’n about these hats sort, and he loved to sit cn the piazza beer. I want some facts about your Feelings come and go like light troops lilies of the valley, phloxes, and other ! the water to a distance of several miles that it may not be out of place to give and “favap lies” with Colonel Jack Gam family for the census.” following the victory of the present; but herbaceous plants, whose native habitat , in front of the Pass, there w’as seen a an account of their manufacture. The “ Some facts ! For es olles geit ! I bill, Senator Tom Wand, and others, principles, like troops of the line, are un is shady woo l, will do best, but even Warner * Safe »Mita are *a Immediate dark column extending from the cloud these languish, if denied all direct sun straw (paja) previous to plaiting has to stimulus for a Tur pl d Liver, forgetting, in the pleasant convene, phy don’t got facts about dot family. Of disturbed and stand fast. to the water. The top of this column ness. Dyspepsia. Billouanena, Billotte DtarrhCBo. light. The best effect in such situations sical suffering and the shadows of de you pays your choice taken, but of you undergo several processes. The leaves Malaria, Fever and Ague, and am nseful at Ladies are like watches, pretty enough was connected with the lower surface of times tn nearly all D-seaaes to caone a free and is produced by ornamental leaved plants, clining life. Joe smoked the pipe of try mit hang ’em down for those drinks, are gathered before thev unfold, all their regular action of the Bowels. The beet anti the cloud, and was shaped like the larger to look at; sweet faces and delicate the beauty of which is not dependent off, right then you got owit quick ribs and coarser veins removed, and the dote for aU Malarial Polson.. Price, foe. a box. peace under the nearest buckeye. But hands, but somewhat difficult to “ regu end of a funnel. Tho cloud seemed to Warner’s Sa fe Neriine quickly rives Best upon their flowers. Among these may rest, without being separated from the the intellectually great and physically away !” and Sleep to the suffering, cures Headache and late ” after they are set a-going. be emptying itself into this funnel At be ranked4the gold and silver variegated Neuralgia, Prevents Epileptic Fite, and la the “ What is your name?” base of the leaves, is reduced to shreds. weak tragedian did not forget the object best remedy for Nervous Prostration brought He who bears failure with patience is leaved geraniums, achryanthus, alternai.- first the density of the cloud was about Mein nom “ Yah I You can get dot. After having been exposed to the sun on by excessive drinking, over work mental of coming to the Geyser’s—the benefit, shocks and other causes. It relieves the Pains equal at all points, but after seeming to as much of a philosopher as he who suc tlieras, begonias, oaladiums, cantaureas, Now you dot vos Yawcob Heinbockie. for a day, and tied into a knot, the straw of all Diseases, and Is never injurious to the if any, of the waters. He bathed regu system. The best of all Nervines. Bottles of pour into the funnel for some time the ceeds; foa to put up with the world coleusses, etc., which, if planted so as got dot, you mok away owb ” is immersed in boiling water until it be- ------------ ------ — - two sires; prices, Mu. larly every morning and evening. His and »1 joo . section nearest the column became light needs as much wisdom as to control it. to bring the various shades in contrast, “ Got a wife ? ’ ’ | comes white. It is then hung up in a favorite plunge was in a hot pool streng- Warner’s Safe “ Mein frau ! Gretchen ! Veil, _ , you _ The great religious of the world are produce a pleasing effect, which con shady place, and subsequently bleached and almost disajipeared. The main Remedies are ly impregnated with iron—so hot that body’ of the column was dark and round. but larger sects. Test each sect by its tinues during the entire Summer months so Id by D re rgista its waters had to be tempered from a coom around along times about lay light for a day or two. The straw is now and Deniers lu UlABETES BURI At the bottom it widened into a form and is not surpassed by any display of worst, as you will—by its high-water neighboring cooler spring before they and leesten. Den you say, mein Gott! ready for use, and in this state sent to Medicim every« somewhat resembling the top, except mark of virtue or its low-water mark of bowers. were bearable. It was alxjut two miles Heinbockie get a frau for shuner. Dot different places, especially to Peru, where. I where the Indians manufacture from it that it was larger and lighter, present vice. Chronic constipation ured. from the hotel, and he rode there every vos Gretchen.” .D.B.WABNER&CQ., ing the appearance of spray thrown out those beautiful cigar cases which some “ Any children ? ” A Denver, Col., man offered the fol- , | Proprietors, P hiladelphia , Pa., Oct. 4, 187*J. morning shortly after daybreak. It was of a fountain. In a few minutes other lowing rewards in the case of horse steal I Bochestar. W. Y. times bring as high as $30 each. The “ Veil, Heinrich vos grown up, und II. H. W arner & Co.—Gents: For Joe’s business to precede him, and by Í OB-Sond for PamphteS columns were formed, until there had ing: “$50 for the thief, or $100 for the the past ten years I have suffered the and Testi tn oh Jal*, turning the cooler water into the hot, Ilans vos drowned, und Yaw'cob he vos plaiting of the hats is very troublesome, been at least five within a short distancs modify the temperature so as to make it in school, und Vilhelm, he tend bar for it commences at the crown and finishes of each other. Some of these resem horse and thief,or $200 for the dead body evil effects of what may be termed HODGE, DAVIS & CO., Agents | Portland Orecaa. of the thief.” chronic constipation , iny skin became enjoyable. Tom Wand saw the chance me, den Siebert vas in de country, und at the brim. The hats are made on a bled the first, while others were much block, which is placed on the knees, and Fritz don ’ t got along very well, und for a practical joke. He “laid for” Joe. A little girl of Sulivan, Moultrie yellow and my liver out of order; I smaller and were without an visible en And when, one morning, that unsus Emil vorks in de prewery, und Franz— requires to be constantly pressed with county, Mo., has the past Winter had, tried all the remedies that could be ob largement at the bottom. As the cloud pecting individual had fixed things all veil Franz don’t gount, ’cause he vas i I the breast. According to their quality, first whooping cough, then chicken pox, tained, and that was all I could do, after moved they all changed their form and and a few days later took the measles. finding no permanent relief from regular right by turning the moveable flume of seekly. Den dere vos Gustav vot vos > J more or less time is occupied in their position. The largest at one time was ! 1 completion — the coarser ones may be fin killed mit Siegel, und Otto vot drives de As she lay tossing upon her pillow she medicine treatment, ami finally com- cold into the boiling, chalybeate water, so broken that it presented the form of and gone off to do a little fishing in Flu vagon, and Johann vos in de Vest mit ished in two or three days, while tho a log broken in such a manner as to looked up at her father ami said: “Pupa, menced using your remedies. I first tried the Pilis, and at the end of one. ton creek, Wand emerged from conceal dose lnduns und doin’ first rate, und finest may take as many months. The what comes next ?” have lost the central nortion of the end, Max vas gon ) oud of town, und Adolph best time tor plaiting are the morning ment, turned the flume aside and awaited Andreas Eichenberg went into the week my bowels had attained a regular so that only a large prong hung down hours and the rainy season, when the he vosn ’ t boin yet, so I don ’ t know vot ity anil healthy action unknown for the result. Presently came Forrest oii either side. Through this long Capital City Bank, at Columbus, Ohio, mounted on a pony, lie stripped hur he vill do, then Marguerite, she vorks air is moist. In the middle of the day’ shaped figure there seemed to pour a and asked President Richly for a loan years. 1 was so pleased with the effect riedly, and plunged unsuspectingly into ( | owit, und Vilhelmina, shedon’t vork any and in dry, clear weather, the straw is stream or water, which, upon nearing of $108. Richly declined, and Eiclien that 1 concluded to try a bottle of your Bitters, and although I have not en the pocl, now almost at a boiling point. more since she was bounced out; Lowesa apt to break, and this, when the bat is the lake, was broken into a mass of i berg instantly shot him, after w hich lie tirely used the first bottle, I am so per had de gramps by de bowels, und Ottalie finished, is betrayed by knots, and much There was a yell such as scared the bears spray. All of these columns seemed to ! sh?t himself. There seems to have been i ceptibly improved and toned up that 1 ii. the chaparral, a volley of oaths and trot schmacked across de bustle for fall- diminishes the value. be formed by the meeting in mid-air of I no other incentive to the crime than a i write you giving thia voluntary testi a hasty scramble for t rra firma. Wand ing down stairs, und Lispet vas gone by o the descending column of cloud an 1 *he . sudden and furious rage of disappoint monial to the excellence Served Him Right. cot her tooth pulled out of* vour reme made himself scarce, because, he said, de dentist to got ment. ascending column of water. The mit her mout, und dot vos all. dies. Yours truly, E. J. C ampbell . the air was “blue with cursing.” The When the allies occupied Paris the forces which set them in motion are j A schooner was recently towed into “ Where was your lather born ? ’ ’ CURES WHEN AT.E OTHER MEDICINES FAIL, tragedian came back to the hotel foam Plain .Words are Best. as It acts directly <>n the Kidneys, Liver, and French officers, at all times superior supposed to have been heat, wind and ■ Old York harbor, in Maine, by a large “ Mein fader I He was born by Bo xels, re-torn.- them at once to healthy action ing with rage, calling for McArdle, and We learn that certain people find with the small sword and equal with electricity. Some who observed them black fish, which had been harpooned by Ht’iKi s 1;E.M1.1>Y i- a -ata ^^M^teDeedy cure, waria. ” charging everybody with being in a con and littnctied* have tc-stifli ’ by it the pistol to Englishmen, took every op thought they could discover a rotarv ! one of the party on board, thinking it fault with W. E. Clark, of Providence, “ And your mother (” hen ph.vsii i.ins nu.t irienus I iik I given then, up to spiracy to kill him. When the inno die. Do lint ilclav, try at once HUNT'S REMEDY. “ She vas born in Bawaria doo. Ve portunity to insult the officers belonging motion. To some the water seemed to was a whale. The fish thus drew the j R. I., for not “writing up” his great Send for pamphlet to cent Joe did return, the nature of the WM. E. (I.AI1KE, Providence, R. I. to the army of occupation, and it has ascend, while to others it appeared to vessel along for three quarters of an Kidney Medicine, H unt ’ s R emedy , in but vas all born by Bawaria ; and all Prices, 75 cento anil SI.*45. Mrve me ll.e interview may be imagined. He had hour, at the end of which the line was more flowery ’ style. It is not Mr. etieapekt. .Vk your druccist lor RUNT’S RFM. been alleged that tlvre was a club of descend. We weie permitted to enjoy LDY. Take no other. no occasion to speak to Forrest for a except Lispet und Adolph, und Lowesa Frenchmen, the members of which had the scene for about half an hour, when passed from the craft to some dory men, Clarke but his critics who are foolish 1 und Hans und Yilhelniia und — ” week afterward, and the parboiled actor “ Hold on I I’ll get to them. What sworn to devote their lives to the killing the cloud and its water spouts changed and the fish was hauled upon the beach. What does a man who is threatened wade it almost as warm for the people into a heavy shower of rain. The ther of one bv one of the English army. A Greek named John George was with Bright’s Disease, or any disease of at the hotel as it was at the iron water is your business i ’ There was one Frenchman who boast mometer fell to 78°, and the weather held by a United States Commissioner the Kidneys, Bladder, Liver or any Uri “ Yoo3t what you see. I keep a Gast bath. But Wand always insisted that ed of having killed a dozen of English continued cool during the entire night. in New York in $250 bail for trial, nary organs, most require — fine words tho heroic treatment to which Forrest haus pier, und schnaps. Dot vas vine officers, and promised to go on in this charged with selling unstamped cigars. or a cure? Jn H int ’ s R emedy , the wat subjected, by way of a joke, did schnaps, only den cents.” work. One evening he swaggered as He brought a sailors’ boarding house Great Kidney and Liver Medicine, he Value of Discipline at Sea. “ How old are you ?” Issued every Friday, more to relieve him from pain than the i usual to his cafe, and to his astonish keeper to go his bail, and the latter, gets the cure—a sure cure. “ How old I vas? Vel, 1 vas vorty- more moderate treatment he adopted ; Sold by all druggists. 'Trial siz • <> ment actually saw one of those hat°d Mi. W. Fraser Rae tells an exciting when asked what property he had that and, if we are not mistaken, Forrest nine for sliuner.” BY cents. Anglais occupying his chair; a chair, be little story ’ in connection with a voyage gave him the right to go bail, said: “ I've “ How many children have you I ’ himself confessed as much when his ruf “ Don • tol<s ones! Dere vas Hein it remembered, that no one hitherto had by the t un ud steamer Atlas a few got a wife and live children. ’ It was From tho Banks of the Hudson. fled temper was soothed, and the cuticu ATIilNSO.N «Se PARISH, rich, und Hans, und Yacob, und Vil- dared to sit upon except himself. Mas Winters ago. The vessel had reached just possible that lie was not allowed to N ewburo , N. Y., Oct. 20, 1879. lar irritation had subsided. tering his passion, he undid his sword- mid ocean, and one night, while tho pas furnish the bail. helm—” 11. H. W arner & Co., R ochester , I belt, and having placed his sword on one sengers were amusing themselves in the “ How many altogether ¿” At a recent English dinner the health N. Y.— Gentlemen: A lady of over 70 Poultry Raising. “ More as a dozen und a haaf. Vot side began to insult the perfectly inof saloon by reading or playing cards, chess I of Cardinal Newman having been drank years of age, in failing health for over a ... O.IEOON you dinks, eh I Of 1 dold you dwice fensive English officer who sat so uncon or draughts, the wea'her lieing too with great enthusiasm, the Cardinal re year, has been using Warner’s i Safe Bit The improved breeds of poultry have about dem childs, I proke a piece right scious looking in his (the Frenchman’s) rough to admit of their walking the marked, in acknowledging the compli ter’s on niy recommendation, She feels I made poultry raising profitable on the chair. He trod upon the Englishman’s deck, the boatswain camo down and ment, that it was a matter of surprise very grateful for the I»’” nefit ’., she has de- farm, the increased number of good avay off your Led.” T E K M S “ How many of the children were toes; he deprived the Englishman of his whispered the ominous words, “The to him, after having in a certain sense rived therefrom, and ...n - *hat until she Our Year, b) Wall .................. layers have increased our supply of eggs candles; he went from one thing on to ship is on fire, sir,” in tho captain s ear. lived separate from the world, to find born here ? ” used it her stomach coie • r no vege- from basketfuls t® car loads, and the Slv Monili« .......... ...... ............ “ Franz vas born here, und Gustav, another without at all being able in the The captain at once went on deck, and that there was su.-h a feeling of kind table food for over tlm iis. I be- large breeds of chickens, ducks, geese » least, apparently, to disturb the other’s was followed by others to whom lie had ness abroad towards him, and that peo Three Months . .......................... lieve it to be a certain sj .ic for dys- and turkeys furnish an important sup und Lispet, und Otallie— placidity. At last he snatched the news communicated the intelligence. There “ But how many ? I don’t care for ple had for him what he might call ro pepsia. Warner’s Safe 1’ills are also ply of meat sold on tho farm. Notwith paper out of the Englishman’s hand,ami they saw a thick volume of dense smoke mantic feelings. the names vet. ” meeting with very good success, in all standing the opposition made ten years Contains the “ You ! dond care lor dose names ? then the Briton slowly lose up, display rising from the forward hatch. One of I A Kentucky man is disgusted with al forms of Liver Complaints, Malarial ago to the improved bieeds of poultry, morgan ! ing to the astonished eyes of the Gaul, a them returned to the saloon and told leged water dogs. lie bought a canine Troubles, Dumb Ague, and wherever a Latest P^atket Reports! the profitable feature has overcome the Galien sie lieim ! Dos cell guardsman some six feet six inches high. the horrible news. Anxiety was mani prejudice, and the improved breeds are sie spiel owit ! Göttin Himmel! You The giant, bending across the table, fested as to how soon the fire would be that was recommended as a first class safe and efficient cathartic is required. Full Telegraphic Reports, the rule rather than the exception on dond of dem names ? I Vat you come seized hold of the Frenchman’s nose with extinguished; but there was little ex water dog; and so he firrair believed it I cannot speak to highly of them. ! for ? Galien sie, mein Gott, 1 poke you himself, until, to convince several D r . J. C. J oslyn , M. D. most of our Western‘farms. The poul one hand and his chin with the other, citement and no sign of panic, most of —AND— friends, he threw his hat into the Ohio trv interest has so greatly increased in gwick in de middle I” and, wrenching his mouth open, spat the players resuming their games and “ Look here, I want to get these facts Kingsford’s Oswego Corn Starch, on importance with the increase of- profits, down his throat. With a howl the the readers returning to their books. river one bight, expecting the dog to • for the government — ” jump in and bring it out. The dog account of its delicious purity, is the best that more attention is given in supply Frenchman, holding his underjaw with Confidence was evidently telt that every “ So-o-o ! For dot gov ’ ment. Vy wagged his tail with a foolish but benev- for children and invalids. ing good poultry houses and giving them Published up to the time of going both hands, ran out of the room. His thing mortals could do to avert a calam ———— » «#» 9 ........... ■ proper attention. Look well now to the you dond say so before, und I bust a jaw was broken, and neither he nor any ity would be perfoimed. In the steer olent air, but didn’t jump in, and the to Press. A Washoe man was recently tried for young things, keep them well protected hole in you gwick. You dond got Hot of his comrades were seen again at that age, on the contrary, there was ignor- hat went on toward the Mississippi, from vermin; clean quarters, clean water ting front me, und I vasn’t naturalized, cafe. We may as well add that the anco without self possession; women while the dog buyer walked homo bare stealing milk from a neighbor’s cow at you see ?” night. The jury, after mature delibera and plenty of clean feed. 64T The Market Review is the moat English officer who thus made an exam- shrieked, men run about in aimless des headed and disgusted in the murky tion, returned a verdict of “guilty of “ That does not make any difference, darkness. When cleaning the perches in the complete and reliable one furnished to pie of a bully’ was the late General Sir pair. The first class passengers, who milking a cow in the first degree." poultry house, it is necessary to apply you ’must gi , e me what I want, any James Simpson, who for a time com wished to mako themselves useful, and any paper of general news in this State. Long visits, long stories, long exhorta how. ’ ' the mixture of kerosene oil and greese tions, long prayers, and long editorials “ I moost ! 1 moost give yon vat you manded at the Crimea, and who from offered to aid the crew, were asked to The Editorials are ably written and to the under side as well as to the top. J. A. errilOWBUIDGE the day he joined the service until his help in carrying the terror stricken men seldom profit those who have to do with vant ! Den you vas took dot, und dot, are of themselves worth more than the This is often neglected and the lice Direct Impôt tor »no D m !*> io und dot, ah ! How you like vat you death, was the tallest officer in the Brit- and women anil children from the steer them. Life is short; time is short; mo subscription price. gather there. armv. age, where they were in the way, to the ments are precious, ¡.earn to condense, LEATHER AND SHOE FINDING.», It is very desirable in raising chickens vant when you got 'em ? How you like 1 he condensation of Local News is poop, where they would give less trouble. to abridge, and intensify. We can en ’em, eh ?” Wo, 111 Front Ft. Portland. Or for market to have some of them come dure many an ache and ill if it is soon select and reliable and contains matters A Philanthropist. These passengers refused to be comfort When Mr. Heimelbockel was called early, as the difference in price realized over, while even pleasures grow insipid of interest to everyone acquainted with ed or to be quiet; their groans and lam upon for his defense by the justice, he for the early ones will pay for the extra and pain intolerable, it protracted be Oregon affairs. “ Well, my man, ” said a philanthro entations alone disturbed the apparent explained that he thought the enumer- trouble. yond the limit of reason and conveni j ator was a part of the Salvation armv pist to a hardened looking chap confined harmony of the hour. If there is one error more apparent The crew and officers were as cool and ence. Learn to be short. Lop off the raiding the beer saloons, and he didn’t in the New’ Oileans parish prison, “what than another it is that of allowing too I LIBERAL ADVANCES reticent as if nothing unusual had hap branches ; stick to the main fact in your think it was much harm for on old Siegel are you in for ?” many fowls to run and roost together. case. If you pray, ask for what you “ In for 30 days, I reckon, ” said the Madu on Consignment* of pened. The officer on duty walked the man to lick an army whenever he saw — Western Agriculturist. desire and stop. If you speak, tell prisoner, sullenly. bridge, giving his entire attention to one. WHOLESALE DEALERS IN “No, not that. What offense did you navigating the ship; the men on the your message, and hold your peace. F ood for the S ick --Frequently we The Man Without Limbs. commit ?” ...... BY....... lookout w*ere at their posts, the engin Condense two words into one, and three PRODUCE, PROVISIONS AND find sick people whose stomachs reject “Didn’t commit anything. The Judge eers were in their places in the engine into two. Learn to be short. STAPLE GROCERIES. Mr. Kavanagh, the Irish member of committed me.” all kinds of nourishment until conditions A resident of Ulster county, New room; the stewards were at their work, E are in reoular receipt of califor - follow’ that in many instances terminate parliament, whose lack of arms and legs “Well, you must have been accused oi indeed, the business of the ship went on York, on returning home from a west nia and Foreign Ft uits and ProJuc-e each steam- sr. Ordei» promptly filled. fatally. In twenty instances in which is accompanied by a plentiful amount of some crime ?’’ ern tour, was welcomed by a young ladv like clock work, while a fire was raging Consignments Solicited. v 1 have heard the sick-bed nourishment brains, had in his vouth a very sorrow- “Oh, yes; I was accused of trying to in the hold, and all on board were in of the neighborhood in the presence of C07 Front St., San Francisco, WEEKLY PRICES CURRENT MAILED FREE ON prescribed and rejected by an invalid s ful life. After the early death of his get on the police.” jeopardy. At the end of half an hour numerous friend of both, by rushing APPLICATION. 34 Front Street, Portland. enfeebled stomach, I have never known father and mother, he was under the “Nonsense. Trying to get on the po the boatswain said the ladies might be mto his embrace and calling him her jj To&wliu Liberal Adrancei made on approved the simple saucer of parched corn pud control of his two elder brothers, who, lice is no crime. I have myself recom informed that the danger was nearly dear husband. He protested against it. shipments. ding or gruel refused. The corn is I mortified by this strange deformity, are mended many worthy men for positions over; in truth, the fire had been thor saying he wasn't her husband, but she Offlcf and Warehonae i S, io and 19 roasted brown, precisely as we roast said to have excluded him in the coun on the police force, and have helped to oughly mastered; and all the danger was produced a marriage certificate bearing I Front Street, - - - Portland, Or. coffee, ground as fine as meal in a coffee- try from the sight of mankind. The get them on.” at an end. It was ascertained that the his and her names and that of a certain jj28ap mill, and made either into mush, gruel boy, full of intellectual zeal and manly “la that a fact?” fire had been caused by the ignition of clergyman. To disprove her claim lie Portland, Oregon, or thin cakes baked lightly brown, and spirit, would not allow his mind to rest “It is.” some combustibles which had been went with her to the clergyman, who given either warm or cold, clear, or with or grow morbid ; and when, after sev “Well, that was all 1 was sent for. shipped contrary to the company ’s regu of course corroborated him, saying he Zeiber & Knowles, Proprietors. Ail style«, Gold, Sil. er and Nickel, 40 to $15C whatever dressing the stomach will re eral years, his brothers died, leaving a You see there were two of us, and we lations. had never seen the alleged groom be Chains, etc. pent C. O. I). to be examined ceive or retain, Parched corn and meal very large estate to his guidance, he I both tried to get on the same policeman. Write for Catalogue to STANDARD AME8 fore, though he remembered marrying Silmted opp^hiu all the Kailrea« and IC a NWATCHCO. PITTSBURO. I' a n>2* I Mcnm.kip «are*. boiled in skimmed milk, and fed fre emerged from his library a rarely culti We had him down, but some of tie “Your father kicked me last night, the lady to a gentleman recently. The i vated and brilliant man, with a brain quently to children suffering from Sum other peelers thought we w’ere crowding and forbade me the house. If I whipped lady then acknowledged that she was Street Cars PaM Every Fhe Al flutes mer diarrlicea, will almost always cure, and will so trained that it was a vory the thing, and—” him would it lessen ycur love for me?” probably mistaken, though still insisting I as it will dysentery in adults, and, we easy matter for him to grasp practical “That will do, sir;” said the philan so wrote a Tennessee lover to his girl. that she had married a person whom she life and its affairs. So delightful are believe, the cholera in its earliest stages. thropist “I understand your case per She answered that it wouldn't, and he really believed to be the man in question. V Church, Sohooi, Fire-alarm,F ioe-toned, low-priced, varraat* CUAloftM with lMOuaUnooiaU, p^ÑM^cu., »'Dt free. Mr. Kavanagh’s intellectual and spirit fectly. Here are a few pamphlets ror went and wiped up the office floor with She had not found her husband at last LINFORTH, RICE A CO. Free to Guests An emigrant woman lost her baby out ual graces that he won foi a wife a very the improvement of your mind, which the old man. . accounts. PwlftsCcut, iGlMukitCt., Su Tiuckca. Street Car Tickets Jv20dio!i ~ V beautiful and charming woman. His just now appears to be a little bit of a Kansas railroad car windev/ the children are all bright and handsome, other day. It was in her arms and she warped.” I 1 went to sleep, and when she awoke it and he is greatly beloved by both them And the philanthropist walked on. I was gone, and could not be found in the and his tenantry. In spite of his bodily ! A New Jersey woman placed a red- car. Several stations after this, the con misfortune, Mr. Kavanagh ¡3 a noted ductor received a telegram saying that Nimrod, riding after hounds—in a sad hot glass egg in the nest, and the hen a baby had been picked up about twenty dle which he himself invented—with the soon lost all appetite* for setting. The fact that the barn was burned down and miles back by the construction train. greatest energy and daring. AFTER STOCK TAKING. th« hen perished in the flames may deter The child was perfectly unhurt, and lay crying by one side of the track. It was To attain loDg life—love nothing too some woman from trying the same ex the emigrant’s child, and came along to violently; hate nothing too passionately; periment, but it can be rembered as go her on the next train ing right to the spot. fear nothing too strongly. I I 4 The Weekly Bee, fa. 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