Ashland tidings. (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, September 24, 1880, Image 4

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A Reminiscence.
Enumerating a Teuton.
The Manufacture of Panama Hats.
MELLIS BROS. & CO..
CLOSING OUT I
This Week.
MELLIS BROS. & CO.
Panama hats are principally manu
“ 1 am a census enumerator,” said he,
We learn from the East that Mr.
factured
in Veraquas and Western Pan­
as
he
walked
cheerfully
up
to
the
bar
Joseph McArdle (familiarly known to 1
ama.
Not
all, however, known to com­
and
opened
bis
book.
“
I
have
come
to
the piofession as “Joe”) is dead. He 1
merce
by
that
name aro plaited in the
REMNANTS.
ODD LOT8.
was Edwin Forrest’s business agent take a census of your family.”
Isthmus,
by
far
a
greater
proportion
be
?
“
Ish
dot
so
?
Vas
ish
dot
!
”
inquired
when the great actor visited this coast
Without Regard to Value.
some tea or twelve yetrs ago. And the worthy German, mopping the bar ing made in Manta, Monte Christi and
thereby hangs the tale. Joe had a hard with an old stocking and gazing inquir­ Ecuador. The hats are worn almost in
the whole American continent and the
time with his principal, who came to us ingly at his visitor.
West Indias, and would probablywbe
“
I
want
your
family
and
your
fath
­
in a condition of physical—wo may as
equally used in Europe did not their
er
’
s
family
and
your
mother
’
s
and
all
well say, mental—decadence. He suf­
high price (varying from $2 to $150)
Things in General.
Phenomena on the Gulf Coast.
Flowers that Grow in the Shade.
fered martyrdom from sciatica, and his aboul ’em.”
prevent
their
importation.
They
are
“
Gott
in
Himmel
I
Vas
you
do
mit
stage action only went so far as this
Destroy hojie and life is but a dreary
Our quiet seaside resort was thrown
distinguished from all others by consist­
This question is asked every Spring
nerve demon permitted it. After Mr. dem ? ’
waste.
into a state of unusual excitement this ’
ing
only
of
a
single
piece,
and
by
their
by
scores of city people, whose little
“
I
irean
their
names,
ages,
birthplaces
Forrest completed his engagement with
evening
by
’
the
appearance
of
several
Tears
are
the
gift
which
love
bestows
lightness
and
flexibility.
They
may
be
patrii, which they wish to devote to j
Mr. Maguire—completed with some per­ and where they live.”
waterspouts. The day had been unusu- i upon the memory of the absent,and they flowers, is so walled up bv neighboring j
rolled
up
and
put
in
the
pocket
without
“
Now
you
make
right
avay
owit
!
sonal suffering and great public dissatis­
ally warm and sultry, the thermometer will avail to keep the heart from suffo­ lieuses that the direct rays of the sun
faction—he was advised to try the cura­ Go right avay owit ! else I throw you the slightest injury. In the rainy sea­
rising to 95*. At 5 P. M. a dark cloud cation.
,
son
they
are
apt
to
get
black,
but
by
never touch it. But few plants will de­
owit
on
dot
strauss.
Olles
shimmert,
tive influence of California’s thermal
was
driven
over
the
town
by
’
a
wind
washing
with
soap
and
water,
besmear
­
Men who complain that they have velop their flowers there, and none will
Bprings. He chose the Geysers, and of you tink you got free pier, you got
from
the
north.
This
cloud
was
mar
­
much to bear from the faults of their fel­ do it as well as if it were lighted up by i
went there accompanied by the ever- mistaken quick. Go avay owit or I ing them with lime juice, or any other
shalled in dense dark ranks, between low-men should think how much others sunshine a part of the day. Fuchias, '
acid,
and
exposing
them
to
the
sun,
their
broke
you
up
mit
a
bung
starter
’
’
taithful Joe.
Forrest found congenial
which played bright flashes of lightning. have to bear from them.
pansies, forget-me-nots, violets, lobelias, j
“ Oh ! go ’way I 1 don’t want any whiteness is easily restored.
spirits at Sonoma’s favorite sanative re­
M
hen
the
front
rank
had
passed
over
So little is know’n about these hats
sort, and he loved to sit cn the piazza beer. I want some facts about your
Feelings come and go like light troops lilies of the valley, phloxes, and other !
the
water
to
a
distance
of
several
miles
that it may not be out of place to give
and “favap lies” with Colonel Jack Gam­ family for the census.”
following the victory of the present; but herbaceous plants, whose native habitat ,
in front of the Pass, there w’as seen a
an
account
of
their
manufacture.
The
“
Some
facts
!
For
es
olles
geit
!
I
bill, Senator Tom Wand, and others,
principles, like troops of the line, are un­ is shady woo l, will do best, but even
Warner * Safe »Mita are *a Immediate
dark
column
extending
from
the
cloud
these languish, if denied all direct sun­
straw
(paja)
previous
to
plaiting
has
to
stimulus for a Tur pl d Liver,
forgetting, in the pleasant convene, phy­ don’t got facts about dot family. Of
disturbed and stand fast.
to
the
water.
The
top
of
this
column
ness.
Dyspepsia. Billouanena, Billotte DtarrhCBo.
light. The best effect in such situations
sical suffering and the shadows of de­ you pays your choice taken, but of you undergo several processes. The leaves
Malaria, Fever and Ague, and am nseful at
Ladies
are
like
watches,
pretty
enough
was connected with the lower surface of
times tn nearly all D-seaaes to caone a free and
is produced by ornamental leaved plants,
clining life. Joe smoked the pipe of try mit hang ’em down for those drinks, are gathered before thev unfold, all their
regular action of the Bowels. The beet anti­
the cloud, and was shaped like the larger to look at; sweet faces and delicate the beauty of which is not dependent
off,
right
then
you
got
owit
quick
ribs
and
coarser
veins
removed,
and
the
dote for aU Malarial Polson.. Price, foe. a box.
peace under the nearest buckeye.
But
hands,
but
somewhat
difficult
to
“
regu
­
end
of
a
funnel.
Tho
cloud
seemed
to
Warner’s Sa fe Neriine quickly rives Best
upon
their
flowers.
Among
these
may
rest,
without
being
separated
from
the
the intellectually great and physically away !”
and Sleep to the suffering, cures Headache and
late
”
after
they
are
set
a-going.
be
emptying
itself
into
this
funnel
At
be ranked4the gold and silver variegated
Neuralgia, Prevents Epileptic Fite, and la the
“ What is your name?”
base of the leaves, is reduced to shreds.
weak tragedian did not forget the object
best remedy for Nervous Prostration brought
He who bears failure with patience is leaved geraniums, achryanthus, alternai.-
first the density of the cloud was about
Mein
nom
“
Yah
I
You
can
get
dot.
After
having
been
exposed
to
the
sun
on
by excessive drinking, over work mental
of coming to the Geyser’s—the benefit,
shocks and other causes. It relieves the Pains
equal at all points, but after seeming to as much of a philosopher as he who suc­ tlieras, begonias, oaladiums, cantaureas,
Now
you
dot
vos
Yawcob
Heinbockie.
for
a
day,
and
tied
into
a
knot,
the
straw
of all Diseases, and Is never injurious to the
if any, of the waters. He bathed regu­
system. The best of all Nervines. Bottles of
pour into the funnel for some time the ceeds; foa to put up with the world coleusses, etc., which, if planted so as
got
dot,
you
mok
away
owb
”
is
immersed
in
boiling
water
until
it
be-
------------ ------ — -
two sires; prices, Mu.
larly every morning and evening. His
and »1 joo .
section nearest the column became light needs as much wisdom as to control it. to bring the various shades in contrast,
“
Got
a
wife
?
’
’
|
comes
white.
It
is
then
hung
up
in
a
favorite plunge was in a hot pool streng-
Warner’s Safe
“ Mein frau ! Gretchen ! Veil,
_ , you
_
The great religious of the world are produce a pleasing effect, which con­
shady place, and subsequently bleached and almost disajipeared. The main
Remedies are
ly impregnated with iron—so hot that
body’ of the column was dark and round. but larger sects. Test each sect by its tinues during the entire Summer months
so Id by D re rgista
its waters had to be tempered from a coom around along times about lay light for a day or two. The straw is now
and Deniers lu
UlABETES
BURI
At
the
bottom
it
widened
into
a
form
and
is
not
surpassed
by
any
display
of
worst, as you will—by its high-water
neighboring cooler spring before they and leesten. Den you say, mein Gott! ready for use, and in this state sent to
Medicim every«
somewhat
resembling
the
top,
except
mark of virtue or its low-water mark of bowers.
were bearable. It was alxjut two miles Heinbockie get a frau for shuner. Dot different places, especially to Peru,
where.
I
where the Indians manufacture from it that it was larger and lighter, present­ vice.
Chronic constipation ured.
from the hotel, and he rode there every vos Gretchen.”
.D.B.WABNER&CQ.,
ing the appearance of spray thrown out
those
beautiful
cigar
cases
which
some
­
“
Any
children
?
”
A
Denver,
Col.,
man
offered
the
fol-
,
|
Proprietors,
P
hiladelphia
, Pa., Oct. 4, 187*J.
morning shortly after daybreak. It was
of a fountain. In a few minutes other lowing rewards in the case of horse steal
I
Bochestar.
W. Y.
times
bring
as
high
as
$30
each.
The
“
Veil,
Heinrich
vos
grown
up,
und
II. H. W arner & Co.—Gents: For
Joe’s business to precede him, and by
Í
OB-Sond
for
PamphteS
columns
were
formed,
until
there
had
ing: “$50 for the thief, or $100 for the the past ten years I have suffered the
and Testi tn oh Jal*,
turning the cooler water into the hot, Ilans vos drowned, und Yaw'cob he vos plaiting of the hats is very troublesome,
been at least five within a short distancs
modify the temperature so as to make it in school, und Vilhelm, he tend bar for it commences at the crown and finishes of each other. Some of these resem­ horse and thief,or $200 for the dead body evil effects of what may be termed HODGE, DAVIS & CO., Agents
| Portland Orecaa.
of the thief.”
chronic constipation , iny skin became
enjoyable. Tom Wand saw the chance me, den Siebert vas in de country, und at the brim. The hats are made on a
bled the first, while others were much
block,
which
is
placed
on
the
knees,
and
Fritz
don
’
t
got
along
very
well,
und
for a practical joke. He “laid for” Joe.
A little girl of Sulivan, Moultrie yellow and my liver out of order; I
smaller and were without an visible en­
And when, one morning, that unsus­ Emil vorks in de prewery, und Franz— requires to be constantly pressed with
county,
Mo., has the past Winter had, tried all the remedies that could be ob­
largement at the bottom. As the cloud
pecting individual had fixed things all veil Franz don’t gount, ’cause he vas i I the breast. According to their quality,
first whooping cough, then chicken pox, tained, and that was all I could do, after
moved they all changed their form and
and a few days later took the measles. finding no permanent relief from regular
right by turning the moveable flume of seekly. Den dere vos Gustav vot vos > J more or less time is occupied in their
position. The largest at one time was
!
1
completion
—
the
coarser
ones
may
be
fin
­
killed
mit
Siegel,
und
Otto
vot
drives
de
As she lay tossing upon her pillow she medicine treatment, ami finally com-
cold into the boiling, chalybeate water,
so broken that it presented the form of
and gone off to do a little fishing in Flu vagon, and Johann vos in de Vest mit ished in two or three days, while tho a log broken in such a manner as to looked up at her father ami said: “Pupa, menced using your remedies. I first
tried the Pilis, and at the end of one.
ton creek, Wand emerged from conceal­ dose lnduns und doin’ first rate, und finest may take as many months. The
what comes next ?”
have lost the central nortion of the end,
Max
vas
gon
)
oud
of
town,
und
Adolph
best
time
tor
plaiting
are
the
morning
ment, turned the flume aside and awaited
Andreas Eichenberg went into the week my bowels had attained a regular­
so that only a large prong hung down
hours
and
the
rainy
season,
when
the
he
vosn
’
t
boin
yet,
so
I
don
’
t
know
vot
ity anil healthy action unknown for
the result. Presently came Forrest
oii either side. Through this long­ Capital City Bank, at Columbus, Ohio,
mounted on a pony, lie stripped hur­ he vill do, then Marguerite, she vorks air is moist. In the middle of the day’ shaped figure there seemed to pour a and asked President Richly for a loan years. 1 was so pleased with the effect
riedly, and plunged unsuspectingly into ( | owit, und Vilhelmina, shedon’t vork any and in dry, clear weather, the straw is stream or water, which, upon nearing of $108. Richly declined, and Eiclien that 1 concluded to try a bottle of your
Bitters, and although I have not en­
the pocl, now almost at a boiling point. more since she was bounced out; Lowesa apt to break, and this, when the bat is
the lake, was broken into a mass of i berg instantly shot him, after w hich lie tirely used the first bottle, I am so per
had
de
gramps
by
de
bowels,
und
Ottalie
finished,
is
betrayed
by
knots,
and
much
There was a yell such as scared the bears
spray. All of these columns seemed to ! sh?t himself. There seems to have been i ceptibly improved and toned up that 1
ii. the chaparral, a volley of oaths and trot schmacked across de bustle for fall- diminishes the value.
be formed by the meeting in mid-air of I no other incentive to the crime than a i write you giving thia voluntary testi­
a hasty scramble for t rra firma. Wand ing down stairs, und Lispet vas gone by
o
the descending column of cloud an 1 *he . sudden and furious rage of disappoint­ monial to the excellence
Served Him Right.
cot her tooth pulled out
of* vour reme
made himself scarce, because, he said, de dentist to got
ment.
ascending column of water.
The
mit
her
mout,
und
dot
vos
all.
dies.
Yours
truly,
E.
J.
C ampbell .
the air was “blue with cursing.” The
When the allies occupied Paris the forces which set them in motion are j A schooner was recently towed into
“
Where
was
your
lather
born
?
’
’
CURES WHEN AT.E OTHER MEDICINES FAIL,
tragedian came back to the hotel foam­
Plain .Words are Best.
as It acts directly <>n the Kidneys, Liver, and
French officers, at all times superior supposed to have been heat, wind and ■ Old York harbor, in Maine, by a large
“ Mein fader I He was born by
Bo xels, re-torn.- them at once to healthy action
ing with rage, calling for McArdle, and
We learn that certain people find
with the small sword and equal with electricity. Some who observed them black fish, which had been harpooned by
Ht’iKi s 1;E.M1.1>Y i- a -ata ^^M^teDeedy cure,
waria.
”
charging everybody with being in a con­
and littnctied* have tc-stifli ’
by it
the pistol to Englishmen, took every op­ thought they could discover a rotarv ! one of the party on board, thinking it fault with W. E. Clark, of Providence,
“ And your mother (”
hen ph.vsii i.ins nu.t irienus I iik I given then, up to
spiracy to kill him. When the inno­
die.
Do
lint
ilclav,
try
at
once
HUNT'S
REMEDY.
“ She vas born in Bawaria doo. Ve portunity to insult the officers belonging motion. To some the water seemed to was a whale. The fish thus drew the j R. I., for not “writing up” his great
Send for pamphlet to
cent Joe did return, the nature of the
WM. E. (I.AI1KE, Providence, R. I.
to the army of occupation, and it has ascend, while to others it appeared to vessel along for three quarters of an Kidney Medicine, H unt ’ s R emedy , in
but
vas
all
born
by
Bawaria
;
and
all
Prices, 75 cento anil SI.*45. Mrve me ll.e
interview may be imagined. He had
hour,
at
the
end
of
which
the
line
was
more flowery ’ style. It is not Mr.
etieapekt. .Vk your druccist lor RUNT’S RFM.
been alleged that tlvre was a club of descend. We weie permitted to enjoy
LDY. Take no other.
no occasion to speak to Forrest for a except Lispet und Adolph, und Lowesa Frenchmen, the members of which had the scene for about half an hour, when passed from the craft to some dory men, Clarke but his critics who are foolish
1
und
Hans
und
Yilhelniia
und
—
”
week afterward, and the parboiled actor
“ Hold on I I’ll get to them. What sworn to devote their lives to the killing the cloud and its water spouts changed and the fish was hauled upon the beach. What does a man who is threatened
wade it almost as warm for the people
into a heavy shower of rain. The ther­
of one bv one of the English army.
A Greek named John George was with Bright’s Disease, or any disease of
at the hotel as it was at the iron water is your business i ’
There was one Frenchman who boast­ mometer fell to 78°, and the weather held by a United States Commissioner the Kidneys, Bladder, Liver or any Uri­
“ Yoo3t what you see. I keep a Gast
bath. But Wand always insisted that
ed of having killed a dozen of English continued cool during the entire night. in New York in $250 bail for trial, nary organs, most require — fine words
tho heroic treatment to which Forrest haus pier, und schnaps. Dot vas vine officers, and promised to go on in this
charged with selling unstamped cigars. or a cure? Jn H int ’ s R emedy , the
wat subjected, by way of a joke, did schnaps, only den cents.”
work.
One
evening
he
swaggered
as
He brought a sailors’ boarding house Great Kidney and Liver Medicine, he
Value of Discipline at Sea.
“ How old are you ?”
Issued every Friday,
more to relieve him from pain than the
i
usual to his cafe, and to his astonish­
keeper to go his bail, and the latter, gets the cure—a sure cure.
“
How
old
I
vas?
Vel,
1
vas
vorty-
more moderate treatment he adopted ;
Sold by all druggists. 'Trial siz • <>
ment actually saw one of those hat°d
Mi. W. Fraser Rae tells an exciting when asked what property he had that
and, if we are not mistaken, Forrest nine for sliuner.”
BY
cents.
Anglais
occupying
his
chair;
a
chair,
be
little
story
’
in
connection
with
a
voyage
gave
him
the
right
to
go
bail,
said:
“
I've
“ How many children have you I ’
himself confessed as much when his ruf­
“ Don • tol<s ones! Dere vas Hein­ it remembered, that no one hitherto had by the t un ud steamer Atlas a few got a wife and live children. ’ It was
From tho Banks of the Hudson.
fled temper was soothed, and the cuticu­
ATIilNSO.N «Se PARISH,
rich, und Hans, und Yacob, und Vil- dared to sit upon except himself. Mas­ Winters ago. The vessel had reached just possible that lie was not allowed to
N ewburo , N. Y., Oct. 20, 1879.
lar irritation had subsided.
tering his passion, he undid his sword- mid ocean, and one night, while tho pas­ furnish the bail.
helm—”
11. H. W arner & Co., R ochester ,
I belt, and having placed his sword on one sengers were amusing themselves in the
“ How many altogether ¿”
At a recent English dinner the health N. Y.— Gentlemen: A lady of over 70
Poultry Raising.
“ More as a dozen und a haaf. Vot side began to insult the perfectly inof­ saloon by reading or playing cards, chess I of Cardinal Newman having been drank years of age, in failing health for over a
... O.IEOON
you dinks, eh I Of 1 dold you dwice fensive English officer who sat so uncon­ or draughts, the wea'her lieing too with great enthusiasm, the Cardinal re­ year, has been using Warner’s i Safe Bit
The improved breeds of poultry have
about
dem childs, I proke a piece right scious looking in his (the Frenchman’s) rough to admit of their walking the marked, in acknowledging the compli­ ter’s on niy recommendation, She feels I
made poultry raising profitable on the
chair. He trod upon the Englishman’s deck, the boatswain camo down and ment, that it was a matter of surprise
very grateful for the I»’” nefit
’.,
she has de-
farm, the increased number of good avay off your Led.”
T E K M S
“ How many of the children were toes; he deprived the Englishman of his whispered the ominous words, “The to him, after having in a certain sense rived therefrom, and ...n - *hat until she Our Year, b) Wall
..................
layers have increased our supply of eggs
candles; he went from one thing on to ship is on fire, sir,” in tho captain s ear. lived separate from the world, to find
born
here
?
”
used
it
her
stomach
coie
•
r
no
vege-
from basketfuls t® car loads, and the
Slv Monili« .......... ...... ............
“ Franz vas born here, und Gustav, another without at all being able in the The captain at once went on deck, and that there was su.-h a feeling of kind­ table food for over tlm
iis.
I
be-
large breeds of chickens, ducks, geese
»
least, apparently, to disturb the other’s was followed by others to whom lie had ness abroad towards him, and that peo­
Three Months . ..........................
lieve it to be a certain sj
.ic for dys-
and turkeys furnish an important sup­ und Lispet, und Otallie—
placidity.
At
last
he
snatched
the
news
­
communicated
the
intelligence.
There
“ But how many ? I don’t care for
ple had for him what he might call ro­ pepsia.
Warner’s Safe 1’ills are also
ply of meat sold on tho farm. Notwith­
paper out of the Englishman’s hand,ami they saw a thick volume of dense smoke mantic feelings.
the
names
vet.
”
meeting
with
very good success, in all
standing the opposition made ten years
Contains the
“
You ! dond care lor dose names ? then the Briton slowly lose up, display­ rising from the forward hatch. One of I A Kentucky man is disgusted with al­ forms of Liver Complaints, Malarial
ago to the improved bieeds of poultry,
morgan ! ing to the astonished eyes of the Gaul, a them returned to the saloon and told leged water dogs. lie bought a canine Troubles, Dumb Ague, and wherever a
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the profitable feature has overcome the Galien sie lieim ! Dos cell
guardsman some six feet six inches high. the horrible news. Anxiety was mani­
prejudice, and the improved breeds are sie spiel owit ! Göttin Himmel! You The giant, bending across the table, fested as to how soon the fire would be that was recommended as a first class safe and efficient cathartic is required.
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the rule rather than the exception on dond of dem names ? I Vat you come seized hold of the Frenchman’s nose with extinguished; but there was little ex­ water dog; and so he firrair believed it I cannot speak to highly of them.
!
for
?
Galien
sie,
mein
Gott,
1
poke
you
himself,
until,
to
convince
several
D r . J. C. J oslyn , M. D.
most of our Western‘farms. The poul
one hand and his chin with the other, citement and no sign of panic, most of
—AND—
friends,
he threw his hat into the Ohio
trv interest has so greatly increased in gwick in de middle I”
and, wrenching his mouth open, spat the players resuming their games and
“
Look
here,
I
want
to
get
these
facts
Kingsford’s Oswego Corn Starch, on
importance with the increase of- profits,
down his throat. With a howl the the readers returning to their books. river one bight, expecting the dog to
•
for
the
government
—
”
jump
in
and
bring
it
out.
The
dog
account
of its delicious purity, is the best
that more attention is given in supply­
Frenchman, holding his underjaw with Confidence was evidently telt that every­
“
So-o-o
!
For
dot
gov
’
ment.
Vy
wagged
his
tail
with
a
foolish
but
benev-
for children and invalids.
ing good poultry houses and giving them
Published up to the time of going
both hands, ran out of the room. His thing mortals could do to avert a calam­
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proper attention. Look well now to the you dond say so before, und I bust a jaw was broken, and neither he nor any ity would be perfoimed. In the steer­ olent air, but didn’t jump in, and the
to Press.
A Washoe man was recently tried for
young things, keep them well protected hole in you gwick. You dond got Hot­ of his comrades were seen again at that age, on the contrary, there was ignor- hat went on toward the Mississippi,
from vermin; clean quarters, clean water ting front me, und I vasn’t naturalized, cafe. We may as well add that the anco without self possession; women while the dog buyer walked homo bare­ stealing milk from a neighbor’s cow at
you see ?”
night. The jury, after mature delibera­
and plenty of clean feed.
64T The Market Review is the moat
English officer who thus made an exam- shrieked, men run about in aimless des­ headed and disgusted in the murky tion, returned a verdict of “guilty of
“
That
does
not
make
any
difference,
darkness.
When cleaning the perches in the
complete
and reliable one furnished to
pie of a bully’ was the late General Sir pair. The first class passengers, who
milking
a
cow
in
the
first
degree."
poultry house, it is necessary to apply you ’must gi , e me what I want, any­ James Simpson, who for a time com­ wished to mako themselves useful, and
any
paper
of general news in this State.
Long visits, long stories, long exhorta­
how.
’
'
the mixture of kerosene oil and greese
tions, long prayers, and long editorials
“ I moost ! 1 moost give yon vat you manded at the Crimea, and who from offered to aid the crew, were asked to
The Editorials are ably written and
to the under side as well as to the top.
J. A. errilOWBUIDGE
the day he joined the service until his help in carrying the terror stricken men seldom profit those who have to do with
vant
!
Den
you
vas
took
dot,
und
dot,
are
of themselves worth more than the
This is often neglected and the lice
Direct Impôt tor »no D m !*> io
und dot, ah ! How you like vat you death, was the tallest officer in the Brit- and women anil children from the steer­ them. Life is short; time is short; mo­
subscription price.
gather there.
armv.
age, where they were in the way, to the ments are precious, ¡.earn to condense,
LEATHER AND SHOE FINDING.»,
It is very desirable in raising chickens vant when you got 'em ? How you like
1 he condensation of Local News is
poop, where they would give less trouble. to abridge, and intensify. We can en­
’em, eh ?”
Wo, 111 Front Ft. Portland. Or
for market to have some of them come
dure
many
an
ache
and
ill
if
it
is
soon
select and reliable and contains matters
A Philanthropist.
These passengers refused to be comfort­
When Mr. Heimelbockel was called
early, as the difference in price realized
over,
while
even
pleasures
grow
insipid
of
interest to everyone acquainted with
ed or to be quiet; their groans and lam­
upon for his defense by the justice, he
for the early ones will pay for the extra
and
pain
intolerable,
it
protracted
be
­
Oregon
affairs.
“
Well,
my
man,
”
said
a
philanthro
­
entations alone disturbed the apparent
explained that he thought the enumer-
trouble.
yond
the
limit
of
reason
and
conveni
­
j ator was a part of the Salvation armv pist to a hardened looking chap confined harmony of the hour.
If there is one error more apparent
The crew and officers were as cool and ence. Learn to be short. Lop off the
raiding the beer saloons, and he didn’t in the New’ Oileans parish prison, “what
than another it is that of allowing too I
LIBERAL ADVANCES
reticent as if nothing unusual had hap­ branches ; stick to the main fact in your
think it was much harm for on old Siegel are you in for ?”
many fowls to run and roost together.
case.
If
you
pray,
ask
for
what
you
“
In
for
30
days,
I
reckon,
”
said
the
Madu on Consignment* of
pened. The officer on duty walked the
man to lick an army whenever he saw
— Western Agriculturist.
desire
and
stop.
If
you
speak,
tell
prisoner, sullenly.
bridge, giving his entire attention to
one.
WHOLESALE DEALERS IN
“No, not that. What offense did you navigating the ship; the men on the your message, and hold your peace.
F ood for the S ick --Frequently we
The Man Without Limbs.
commit ?”
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lookout w*ere at their posts, the engin­ Condense two words into one, and three PRODUCE, PROVISIONS AND
find sick people whose stomachs reject
“Didn’t commit anything. The Judge eers were in their places in the engine into two. Learn to be short.
STAPLE GROCERIES.
Mr. Kavanagh, the Irish member of committed me.”
all kinds of nourishment until conditions
A resident of Ulster county, New
room; the stewards were at their work,
E are in reoular receipt of califor -
follow’ that in many instances terminate parliament, whose lack of arms and legs
“Well, you must have been accused oi indeed, the business of the ship went on York, on returning home from a west­
nia and Foreign Ft uits and ProJuc-e each steam-
sr. Ordei» promptly filled.
fatally. In twenty instances in which is accompanied by a plentiful amount of some crime ?’’
ern
tour,
was
welcomed
by
a
young
ladv
like clock work, while a fire was raging
Consignments Solicited. v
1 have heard the sick-bed nourishment brains, had in his vouth a very sorrow-
“Oh, yes; I was accused of trying to in the hold, and all on board were in of the neighborhood in the presence of
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prescribed and rejected by an invalid s ful life. After the early death of his get on the police.”
jeopardy. At the end of half an hour numerous friend of both, by rushing APPLICATION.
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enfeebled stomach, I have never known father and mother, he was under the
“Nonsense. Trying to get on the po­ the boatswain said the ladies might be mto his embrace and calling him her
jj To&wliu
Liberal Adrancei made on approved
the simple saucer of parched corn pud­ control of his two elder brothers, who, lice is no crime. I have myself recom­ informed that the danger was nearly dear husband. He protested against it. shipments.
ding or gruel refused. The corn is I mortified by this strange deformity, are mended many worthy men for positions over; in truth, the fire had been thor­ saying he wasn't her husband, but she
Offlcf and Warehonae i S, io and 19
roasted brown, precisely as we roast said to have excluded him in the coun­ on the police force, and have helped to oughly mastered; and all the danger was produced a marriage certificate bearing I
Front Street, - - - Portland, Or.
coffee, ground as fine as meal in a coffee- try from the sight of mankind. The get them on.”
at an end. It was ascertained that the his and her names and that of a certain
jj28ap
mill, and made either into mush, gruel boy, full of intellectual zeal and manly
“la that a fact?”
fire had been caused by the ignition of clergyman. To disprove her claim lie
Portland, Oregon,
or thin cakes baked lightly brown, and spirit, would not allow his mind to rest
“It is.”
some combustibles which had been went with her to the clergyman, who
given either warm or cold, clear, or with or grow morbid ; and when, after sev­
“Well, that was all 1 was sent for. shipped contrary to the company ’s regu­ of course corroborated him, saying he
Zeiber & Knowles, Proprietors.
Ail style«, Gold, Sil. er and Nickel, 40 to $15C
whatever dressing the stomach will re­ eral years, his brothers died, leaving a You see there were two of us, and we lations.
had never seen the alleged groom be­
Chains, etc. pent C. O. I). to be examined
ceive or retain, Parched corn and meal very large estate to his guidance, he I both tried to get on the same policeman.
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fore, though he remembered marrying
Silmted opp^hiu all the Kailrea« and
IC a NWATCHCO. PITTSBURO. I' a n>2* I
Mcnm.kip «are*.
boiled in skimmed milk, and fed fre­ emerged from his library a rarely culti­ We had him down, but some of tie
“Your father kicked me last night, the lady to a gentleman recently. The
i
vated
and
brilliant
man,
with
a
brain
quently to children suffering from Sum­
other peelers thought we w’ere crowding and forbade me the house. If I whipped lady then acknowledged that she was
Street Cars PaM Every Fhe Al flutes
mer diarrlicea, will almost always cure, and will so trained that it was a vory the thing, and—”
him would it lessen ycur love for me?” probably mistaken, though still insisting I
as it will dysentery in adults, and, we easy matter for him to grasp practical
“That will do, sir;” said the philan­ so wrote a Tennessee lover to his girl. that she had married a person whom she
life
and
its
affairs.
So
delightful
are
believe, the cholera in its earliest stages.
thropist “I understand your case per­ She answered that it wouldn't, and he really believed to be the man in question.
V Church, Sohooi, Fire-alarm,F ioe-toned, low-priced, varraat*
CUAloftM with lMOuaUnooiaU, p^ÑM^cu., »'Dt free.
Mr. Kavanagh’s intellectual and spirit­ fectly. Here are a few pamphlets ror went and wiped up the office floor with She had not found her husband at last
LINFORTH, RICE A CO.
Free to Guests
An emigrant woman lost her baby out ual graces that he won foi a wife a very the improvement of your mind, which the old man.
. accounts.
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beautiful
and
charming
woman.
His
just
now
appears
to
be
a
little
bit
of a Kansas railroad car windev/ the
children
are
all
bright
and
handsome,
other day. It was in her arms and she
warped.”
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went to sleep, and when she awoke it and he is greatly beloved by both them
And the philanthropist walked on.
I
was gone, and could not be found in the and his tenantry. In spite of his bodily
!
A New Jersey woman placed a red-
car. Several stations after this, the con­ misfortune, Mr. Kavanagh ¡3 a noted
ductor received a telegram saying that Nimrod, riding after hounds—in a sad­ hot glass egg in the nest, and the hen
a baby had been picked up about twenty dle which he himself invented—with the soon lost all appetite* for setting. The
fact that the barn was burned down and
miles back by the construction train. greatest energy and daring.
AFTER STOCK TAKING.
th« hen perished in the flames may deter
The child was perfectly unhurt, and lay
crying by one side of the track. It was
To attain loDg life—love nothing too some woman from trying the same ex­
the emigrant’s child, and came along to violently; hate nothing too passionately; periment, but it can be rembered as go­
her on the next train
ing right to the spot.
fear nothing too strongly.
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