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Venerable but Good you, you most inimitable periphery. A British Clergyman’s Description. f . a . FRANK, San Franchjcp. The Coquette Well. The Rape of the Lock. • - * " ’ frank , JWiand Look at her, boys! There she stands—a We know how far it is to the middle One of the most famous of the oil »• , One of the t k a lle st vrtnper- > ço^viçU^L.peipeudicxilax in petticoat g young lady of this city There's contamination in her circumfer- " c, r in2 • farms that were developed in the early of the earth—it is just 4,000 miles. So ation that O’Connell ever figured in recently made a visit to friends in a ence, »ndshe trembles with guilt down days of the petroleum excitement on Oil it hell is in the middle of the earth, it is took place in the early part of bis life. neighboring town. While absent she to the extremities of her corollaries. Ah, Creek w-as the Hyde <fc Egbert farm. 4,000 miles to the horrible prison of Not long aftei he was called to the bar, also made a conquest—in short, made a his character and peotriiar Xalents .-re you’re found out, you rectilineal antece mash as complete as though an im Dr. Egbert, of Franklin, and his partner hell. Down in this place is a horrible noise. Listen to the tremendous, the ceived recognition from all who ^ere dent, and equiangular old hag! ’Tis with proved lawn mower had been rolled had between them $1,000, which they horrible uproar of millions and millions you the devil will fly away, you porter paid for the farm. This was considered casually acquainted with him. His tal over the victim. The sadly attiicted of tormented creatures, mad with the 142 and 144 Front Street, »Portland. ent for vitupeiative language was per swiping similitude of the bisection of a swain followed his fair inamorata on her an immense price for it, as it had not , yielded enough under cultivation to pay fury of hell ! Oh ! the screams of fear, ceived, and by soy e Im was, even in yertex!” promenades, drives and visits, and when 319 and .T’llMarkcl Mrrrt. ttan Frnnrt<ro. Overwhelmed with this torrent of lan- at length she was comfortable esconced taxes. In 1804 they struck oil on it. the groans of horror, the yells of rage, those days, considr id matchless as a gu^ge, Airs. Mrs. Moriarity was silenced. in the homeward-bound train, what was They had several good wells, but none the cries of pain, the shouts of agony, scold. a p - < iff 0"l .q the shrieks of despair, from millions on He in There was, Low per, at this time in Catching up i a saucepan, she was aiming her astonishment to find her admirer that compared with the great gushers millions ! There you hear them roaring * culled to l'rnnk Brother* Full anti Complete Line of Farm and JIHI Mariilnery, con* Dublin a certain i Oman, Biddy Mqjiar- at O’Connell’s head, when he very pru- complacently beaming upon her from a that had spouted their 2,000 and 3,000 . outing of the well Know n Walter A. s Mower?, Reapers, IRalers ainl .sell Biiiditic l itto like lions, hissing like serpents, howling down barrels a day further down the creek. dently made a timely retreat and niounte l Horae Powers, Coates’Sulk* Wheel Rakes, Victor Sulky Wheel Rakes, T otd w ood Kevob- neighboring seat. He was soon drawn ity, who had a huckster’s stall in one of Hyde it Egbert's superintendent had like dogs and waiting like dragons 1 ing Rakes, Ea^le Hay Presses. Coop r s Farm tmtinei, C« m >| hi * s Self-Croixlling hnifiiies, Rrowie Sulky Plows, the quays n&arlv opposite the Four • “You have won the wager, O’Connell closer by the mysterious magnet of love, Gang Plows, Black Hawk and ClipjKr Rock Island Walking Plows. IH-tlance Walking aufl Riding Culti a brother who lived in an Eastern town. There you hear the gnashing of teeth Browne vators, Buford Rood Scrapers. Randall's Improved Roiling Ha-rows. S-otch and Square llarnows. Wood and Courts. She was a virago of the first —here’s your bet,” cried the gentleman and time and distance wore quickly an and the fearful blasphemies of the devils. Steel Goods, Saw and Flour Mill Machinery, Portable amt Stati- ir»ry E.igim-s. ole«, etc. I ull amt Complete nihilated, so far as the love-sick swain j He was in love with a young lady of the order, very able with her fist and still who proposed the contest. Line of suvh ir<>oJs us arc required by Farmers an I Mill men, and at Lo* c<t Market Price, ho sccvnu hw»l O’Connell knew well the-use of sound was concerned, by the sw’eet old story place, w'ho was noted in the neighbor Above all you hear the roar of the thun goods sold by us. send for special Circulars, Catalogues and Price Li.t. Address, more formidable with her tongue. From hood as a great coquette. One night in ders of God’s anger, which shakes hell one end of Dublin to tho other* she was in the vituperation, and having to deal that he poured into rather an indifferent FRANK BROTHERS, the early Fall of 1864, a troupe of In to its foundations. But there is an notorious for her powers of abuse, and with an ignorant scold, determined to ear. jeil if Port Ian«. Oft«.. »»A Frawcincd. dians gave an exhibition in the village. other sound. There is in hell a sound overcome her in volubility by using all Away the iron horse sped over the even in the provinces Mrs. Moria;ity ity’s the sesquipedalia wrba which occur in miles that were soon to separate the The young man and the young lady in like that of many waters. It is as if language had passecUjnto currency, > The question attended it together. After he all the rivers and oceans of the world dictionary of Dublin slang had been Euclid. With thaarand a few signifi lady and her pearly pulverized compan cant epithets, and a - scoffing, impudent ion. In the meantime, old Morpheus, had escorted her home he seized an op were j>ouring themselves with a great 1* Iieccssoi-H To Hawley, «fc C7o., considerably * «darned by her, and her splash down on the fluors of heli. Is portunity that offered and asked her to ’ demeanor, he had for once imposed si ----- IMPORTERS AND DEA ERRS IN , whom time nor change has failed to rob voluble impudence Ad ' almost become it, then, really the sound of waters? It become his wife. She refused him. He lence on Biddy Moriarty. of his wooing charms, was drawing om proverbial. Some of O’Connell’s friends, inously near. It is useless for lovers of went to bed disappointed and despondent is. Are the oceans and rivers of the however, thought that'he could bearer hlea of earth pouring themselves into hell? <:ffer fcr sal -, at lowest raUs, tIvo fo’.lawin ' first-class maci 'ncry, for which we arc Sole Agents : Disappointed Wedding Guests. any age or condition to enter the field He had long entertained at the use of her call weapons! O. T’iTT.g TumEsiscisr».. seeking his fortune in tho oil regions, No. What is it, then? It is the in attempt to outrival his seductive in this, however, he had some doubts him BUCKEYE MOWER AND REAPER. sound of oceans of tears running down and before he retired that night he had A wedding feast in Bristol, R. I., fluence. The weary young lady laid her self, when he had listened once or twice So large a portion of the grass deteimined on carrying out the idea from millions of eyes. They cry for to some minor specimens of her billings one evening last week, {developed some fair head upon the old charmer’s bosom, anti grain crops of the Pacific remarkable features. It appears that a as it were, while the airy nothings that I without further delay. Before morning ever and ever. They cry la-cause the < oast have been ent by the Buck gate. 11 was mooted once -whether the well known character, a bachelor of were being poured in a steady stream he had a dream, lie thought that he sulphurous smoke torments their e/es. eye that no farmer here can be young Kerry barrister could encounter ignorant of its merits or require some three score years, with a reputa into her car passed from a gentle mur stood in a wild, mountainous place, atone They cry because they are in darkness. her, and some of *he company (in O’Con argument to convince him of its and friendless. Suddenly an'Indian, They cry because they have lost the tion of being a little uuderwitted, has mur into silence. nell’s presence) rather - too freely ridi for some time been courtiug (or been The young ladv was sound asleep and hideous in war paint, sprang from a beautiful heaven. They cry becausejhe culed the idea of his being able to meet courted by—there is some doubt on this the lover §oon discovered that his soft thicket and rushed toward him with his sharp tire bums them. The roof is red the famous Madame Moriarity. O’Con point) a German widow of more or less words werfe but Sweetness wasted on the tomahawk raised. The dreamer was un hot. The floor is like a thick sheet of nell never liked the idea of being put See, on the middle of year$ who is possessed of a house and desert air. He also came to a realizing armed. He tried to save himself by red hot iron. down, and 1» pjofeSsed i»i/ readhiess to comfortable property. It is said she has sense that the same condition might ex flight, but he could not move. He had that red hot floor stands a girl. She The. ne plus ultra of all Threshing encounter her, and **vrn bracked himself" some $2,500 in the bank. Her charms, ist even in the walking moments of his resigned himself to his fate,when another looks to be about sixteen years of age. Machines lineqiialed for light draft, for the match. Bets were offered and her.property or her wooing were suffi charmer. In fact, after a careful re person appeared on the scene. It was She has neither shoes nor stockings on power, durability, fast threshing and taken—it was decided a |h^ti the match separation: as improved, for cient, it seems, and the wedding day trospect of their brief acquaintance, he the coquette w ho had rejected his suit. her feet. The doer of this room has clean 18S0, it stands unrivalled. should come off at on so. .was apjminted for one evening last became satisfied tiiat the sooner he She had a rifle. She quickly placed the never been opened since she first set her The party adjourn* d to the huckster’s week. The widow set out for a big could apply a healing plaster to his weapon in her jilted lover’s hands and foot on this red hot floor. Now she superiority, as it is too well and favorably known to need comment. It stall, and there was the owner herself- superintending the saio of her Small time and to have a good many to it. wounded heart the better it would be disappeared, l he lover covered the In sees the opening. She rushes forward. the perfection of all Reaping and Mow ing Machines. She succeeded. In preparation therefor for all concerned. The play of “ Faint dian with the rill j aud tirbd. When the She has gone down upon her knees on wares; a few loungers and ragged idlers BUCKEYE SELF-BINDEK. she wept to a beer saloon and ordered a Heart Never Won Fair Lady” is full of smoke cleared aw ay the Indian waigone. the re 1 hot floor. Listen ! She speaks. ThC standard of Excellence and were hanging round her staMJ—for BitUlV cask of beer. It is stated that while tine effects upon trie mimic stage, but Where he had stood there gushed from She says:' “1 have been standing with V ~ 'S* leads all labor saving machines, was “a character,” ind, in hdr why, was there, in Jier excess of emotion, she upon that of real life, in nine cases out the ground a stream of oil of great vol- my bare feet on tl is rod hot floor for y ’ It took the World’s Binder Prizes one of the sights of Dublin. * fl i in 1ST». It is the simplest, strong- drank considerable beer, and had some of ten, it don’t work worth a cent. ' ume. It flowed down over the land in years. Day and nigi t my only stanff- O’Connell was very confident of suc i a,,d lightest running Binder in ing place has been on this ¡e l hot floor. difficulty with the saloon keeper. * How Sometning after this fashion argued the i a miniature river. cess. He had bid *n ingenious qflan Ä/Z® ' . the World. The young man awoke from his dream. Sleep never came un me for a moment, ever that may be, when she got home, discouraged and disconsolate lover. He for overcoming her, and, with all the in her enlarged views, she concluded made up his mind to waste no more It made a great impression upon him. that I might forget this horrible burn grnEU.'£sr< anxiety of an ardeqt experimentalist, Look at my burned and one cask of beer w.ould not be enough, time in wooing so unappreciative a I He interpreted it as a good omen for ing floor. waited to put it into practice. He re so she ordered a second. She also got a sweet-heart, and drawing from his vest him, not only in business matters, but bleeding feet. Let me go oil this burn solved to open the attack. At this time good supply of wine, whisky and all pocketpair of dainty scissors he sep in his love affair, lie departed for Oil ing floor for one moment—only fur a O’Connell’s own audienco, an<^ the loun Creek next day, and went first io the short moment. Oh, that in this end gers about the place, formed an audience sorts of liquors, as well as ice cream, arated a tress from the head of the un faun where Ins brother was working. pies, fruit, cake, etc., in abundance. conscious sleeper. •“p. less eternity of v’-ars 1 might forget the quite sufficient to urotLs£ Mrs. Moriarity, 1 One day the superintendent was show pain okdy for on ' ¡iiig'b nminent." The She invited the Town Council to attend Just at this point the whistle sounded on public provocation, to ¿a due exhibi the wedding in a body, and she invited and with a sudden lunge the cars were ing his visiting brother ovoi the Hyde dr dsvil ktis vi rs her question : “Do you tion of her powers. O’Connell com Suddenly the latter ask for a moment—for one moment— a large number of others. brought up standing-at a wayside sta i Egbert farm. menced the attack:' I stopped find looked about him with an to forget your pain i No, not for a sin At the appointed time everything was tion, also bringing the young lady from The Canton Monitor Tpright En “What’s the price of this walking- ! exclamation of surprise. gle moment during the never ending gine is far superior to any Qiorizon- ready, the guests were there—of course her flight to the world of dreams stick, Mrs. What's-vcur-itame?” Engine; lighter oil the horses and of greater power. It is the most “This is the very spot,” said he, “that eternity of years shall you ever leave tai they were—but the bridegroom came “ Good-bye,” said the would-be lover. economical Engine in the world, consumes the least water and ftiCl, has “Moriarity, sic, is my name, and $ . 1 saw in lay dream ” this red hot floor.—j l'rom a Sermon by the pat cut Safely Plug and is the safest Engine made. good one it is; and what have you Jo not. It is stated that he was seen “ I shall return to E------by tho train | He then related his dream to his Rev. Mi. Furiiiss. about this time skulking around behind that shall pass here in a half an hour. • We ar* also Soh‘Agents for say agen it 1 and one and’-sixpence’s the the barrels in a meat market. One You will forgive me that 1 have stolen ■ brother. Tne spot was not considered StlllTTLER FARM, FREIGHT AND SPRING WAGONS. price of the stick. Troth, it’s chape as Useful and Suggestive. Scud for Special Circular« and new Price List. thing is sure, he wasn’t at the wedding. this little souvenir while you were sleeji- a favorable one for striking oil, but the dirt, so it is.” % CIIA.M. II. DODD CO . I’orfltin«!, Oregon. »Parties were sent out after him, but ing. It will be dear to me when you dream of the young man so impressed ----------------------- ■—- ------ - -- - ---- ---------------------------- * ■ ri “ One-and sixjtenca Z.?for a walking- To preserve clcthes pins — Boil and the superintendent that he determined they couldn’t find him. The bride was have forgotten me.” stick? whew! why, vou are no better quickly dry them once or twice a month. I 1 .-.ve g«.t it 1.9.1 - that annexing ritiguig açuikl in Here he clasped the lady’s hand in a t to sink a well there. The result was than an imposter to ask eighteen pence there, resplendent in silk, which, it is said, the groom paid for, while she pro tender farewell pressure, thrust the : awaited w ith intense intesest by the two Ceilings that have been smoked by a my cars arid can but l lame Quinine for it, which for what cost you twojasnee.” k, in vain. t< cure the Veter and Ague, l'fuudcr's vided the rest of the entert dnment. tress of hair in his pocket and was gone. i brother?. The drill, at the depth of 600 kerosene lamp should be washed oil’ with “Twopence, your grandmotherre Sure, Safe and Spt-dy Fever and Ague mixture a The clersvman was there in all serious- There was nothing so appalling an the 1 feet, struck a literal river of oil. The soda water. plied Mrs. Biddy; “do you njaue to say pur.ly jegi table1 rcuMdy, and Malaria will not moi. at ness. The absence of the groom, how tender pressure of a hand or the words rich deposit spouted out of tho earth at Sheets should be three quarters of a vou. • ; J it’s chating the people I am ! Imposter ever, didn’t seem to interfere w ith the significantly spoken, but the lady’s face ! the rate of 2,000 barrels a dav. The yard wider than the bed, narrow sheets indeed?” Price, One Dollar per Hottie. well became famous at once. It was being almost as bad as none. “Ave, impqSfefl i& thni F call enjoyment of the occasion. The “wait wore a frightened expression as she made Your I ruifcist has it or will get it for ;<ou. “The ing time, the hardest time of all,” was a beo line for the toilet-room at the ¡•given the name of the “Coquette,” be- To prevent stoves from rusting— Ker you to your teeth,” rejoined O’Connell. Original.*’ ixuist upon havinj it ! improved in eating and drinking, espe end of the car. Hairpins were quickly I cause of lhe coquettishness of the young osene applied with a rag to stoves will “Come, cut yoiu^UukyyducanjaHkor- cially drinking. The guests got pretty pulled out and ribbons untied, when : ladv that resulted in its being drilled. keep them from rusting during the ous jackanapes.” • •*’ *. high, and, to prevent the entertainment down fumbled a pound, more or less,- of Thousands of persons flocked to the farm Summer. It is also an excellent pre] “Keep a civil tongue in your head, From the Quaker City. from growing insipid, some of them be- long silken hair—upon the floor. It 1 to see it, and a fee of ten cents a head servative to apply to all iron utinsila you old diagonal,“ cried O’Connell, E. J. Campbell, ot Philadelphia, under . pan throwing pies, cakes, ice cream, etc., was quickly gathered u|, and then came ' was charged for a sight at it, pouring its about a farm. calmly. date of October 4th, 1879, certified to i " wealth into Dr. Egbert’s tanks. It at each other. Then the stove went out words of anger and surprise. “Stop you jaw, you pug-nosed badger, Moths will work in carpets in rooms of doors in a hurry, and was followed “Great- heavens ! he has ruined my i flowed for fifteen mouths. Dr. Egbert that are kept warm in Winter as well as the wonderful efficacy < f Warner’s Safe or by tliis and cried Mrs. Moriar Pills and Safe Tonic it . : moving a liver i made an immense fortune from it, and ie chairs. Then a pie, in its flight mother’s thirty-dollar switch.” ity, “I’ll, make youcut quickef nor Bladder, Urinary and IJver Diaeaaes, Dropsy, in the Summer. A sure method of re disease accompanied by : mic con Gravel then sold a one-twelfth interest in it for around the room, struck tho clergymau and Diabetes, are cured by Sure enough the desperate lover had you came.” in the breast, whereupon he lost inter cut from the false locks one that he sup- $275,000. He gave $20,000 to the moving the pests is to pour strong alum stipation and yellow skin. “Don’t be in a passion, my old radius, water on the floor to the distance of I est in the marriage ceremony. .posed to be the natural growth from his young man whose dream led to tho dis half a yard around the edges before lay anger will only wrinkle your beauty.” the Great Kidney and Liver Medicine. “But it appears his interest in peace, •beloved’s head, and is probably now covery of the Coquette well. With this L4T In makinff any puren ns* or m ing the carpets. Then once or twice writing “By the hokey, if you, say another iiood order and morals was such that he sum to stait with, the fortunate dreamer in re«i»oni*e to miy ndvertlso word of impudence, I’ll Ian your dirty notified the police of what was going wearing it, as closely as he can estimate, in a few months made a handsome for during the season sprinkle dry salt over meut tn Ibis pa|»er you w I 11 piemie ir-eii- hide, you bastely common scrub; g.nd ©n^and several officers and a member of in the region of his heart, and often, no tune. He returned to his native village. the carpet before sweeping. Insects do lion the same of the paper. cures '• Disease, Retention or Nonretoo tion of L , Paiim in llie Back, Lohia, or Bid« sorry I’d be to rnd i^ts upbrf your the Town Council attended the wedding doubt, pressing it, with many fond recol ' Still loving the young lady who had re- not like salt, and sufficient adheres to lections, to his handsomely mustached carcass. ” . fused his hand, and learning that since the carpet to prevent their alighting entertainment. When they arrived, LIBERAL ADVANCES “Whew! boys, what a ]assion' old there were there and thereabouts some- lips. Where ignorance is bliss it is I his departure she had ceased entirely to upon it. folly to be wise, and if the young man cures Intemperance, Nervous Diseaacs, General Biddy is in; I protest as a gentleman—” five hundred people, the greater part of Male on Consignments of Tea drinkers now-a-oavs will do well Debility, Female Weakness and Excesses. finds consolation in the possession of go into society, he proposed to her again. “Jiiitleman! jih^emanl the likes of whom had, to put it mildly, been treated to apply the following simple test to the This time he was accepted, and he mar some deceased or poverty-pressed female’s you a jintleman! Wisha, by gor, that to drink. The heroine of the story departed and crowning glory, ’tis well. ried the former coquette. Shortly after- tea purchased of their grocers : Turn eurea Wliousncss, Ili-adaehe, Jaundice, Sour bangs Banagher. Why, you jmtato stood swinging her bank book, and say ! ward the well ceased to yield oil volun- out the infused leaves, and if they Are In the meantime a certain fair-haired Stomach, Dyspepsia, C'onaUpation and Pilea. faced pippinsneeeur, when did a Mada ing if enough hadn't been provided, found a good, brown color with fair sub tarily, fell to a small “ pumper, ” and then gascar monkey like you pick up enough they conld take the bank book and get lady of this city is bewailing the disaster became entirely exhausted. A few rot stance, the tea will be wholesome ; but common Christian decency io hide your more, at the same time vowing ven that has rifled her handsome and costly ting timbers of the derrick that stood if the leaves are black and of a rotten ACTS AT O\CK on the Kidneys, Llvrr, and switch of a luxuriant lock. llowels, restoring them to a healthy action, and Kerry brogue?” above the once famous well is now all texture, with an oily appearance, the geance cn tho head of the missing groom. CURES when all other medicines fail. Hun “Easy, now—easy, now,” cried O’Con A party started, off to find him, visiting 007 Front St. , San Francisco, tea will not be fit to drink. The purer that.marks the spot where the river of dreds have tn-en saved wlio have becu given up Charles Gavan Duffy. to die by friends and physicians. nell, with impm-turbalde goqd humor;. his house—he lives alone in the south the tea the more the distinctively brown ril burst forth. Fend for pamphlet to 34 Front Street, Portland. “don’t choke ypirsil? yritli has language, east part of the town—aud, though they colon of the leaf strikes the attention. jyîoXwlm WM. K. CLAKKE, Providence, R. I. Among the brilliant band of Irish- you old whisky drinking paratlelogram.” broke the windows and got inside, noth The $100 Counterfeit. 'Trial size, "5 ccnta. lArge size cheapest. The mixing that is frequently adopted SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. “What 3 that you call me, you mur ing of him could they find. Indeed, he men who in 1848 formed what is called < to reduce prices results in the t vo kinds the “ Young Ireland party ” scarcely any It is believed in secret service circles derin’ 1 ........... villain?’ roared Mrs. Moriarty, hadn’t been seen in the vicinity up to of leaves being supplied together. It is “ » one held a higher or more distinguished that the.recent counterfeit $100 notes stung to fury. important to see that tho leaves have Saturday night, and the supposition is “1 call you,” answered O Council “a that he has “skipped.” The reason for place than Sir Charles Gavan Duffy. which have been so skillfully executed the serrated or saw-like edges, without It. L. LOXUFELLOW, Prop. parallelogram, and a Dublin judge and his non-appearance at the wedding is, of A journalist, a poet and a statesman, as to almost defy detection, are the which no tea is genuine. Front Street, bet. Madiaon and JrflersoH. jury will say i& no-libel to call you so.” course, unknown, but appearances indi he wielded an immonse influence, not work of the famous engraver and coun •1 Don’t play anv tricks with coffins. A “Oh, tare and-.ounsl oh, holy Biddy! cate that in Luis action, at least, he was only among his countrymen who be terfeiter, Charles Ulrich, whc| some Board and Room, p?r day, $1 W to»l 50. ■ Hotel Coa. 'h to and from Depot Flee ot Cliargc. that an honest woman like me should be not so underwitted as had been gener lieved in the Young Ireland idea, but two years ago was released from a ten retired Paris tradesman, who was get C«T No Cbinrae Rmployed.*VU among the score or so of really able, en years' term of service in the Columbus ting old, and bought his coffin, lav down called a pai rybellygrum to her face. ally supposed.—[Boston Globa Receut.y Overhauled and Refltt«d thusiastic and accomplished men who I’m none of your parrybellygrums, you (Ohio) penitentiary, to which he had in it to see how it felt. He couldn’t get jcoO-lm B. L. LONGFELLOW, Proprietor. were the support and inspiration of that been sentenced for counterfeiting Per out again, being feeble and stiff, and as rascally gallowsbird^you cowardly sneak A Big Spider. ing, plate-lickinl b/iggard!” movement. Davis was, perhaps, a bei- sons familiar with counterfeiting, and ho had locked himself in the room, he O. A.. HTHOWHltlDGK. k ter poet and more profound thinker, “Oh, not you, indeed!” retorted O’Con could only groan. His servants sup Direct Importer and Peeler in with the plate from which it is be It Is the best Blood Pnriflor. and stimulates When calling on Mr. Bartlett at the every function to more healthful acUou, and is nell; “why, I suppose you’ll deny that Zoological Gardens, he kindly showed j and Meagher a greater orator, but in the lieved this $100 note was printed, are posed he was gone into the countrj, but thus a benefit in all diseases. LEATHER AND SHOE FINDINGS, In eliminatingt.be impurities of the blood, tho you keep a hyppttapusa in yoius house.” lae the most gigantic spider I ever saw i possession of solid, sterling qualities, no satisfied that it is the work of Ulrich. as he didn’t come back at his usual time, natural and necessary result is the cure of Scrof ► a. 141 Front FL PortlMdL Or ulous and other Skin Eruptions and Diseases, “It’s a lie for yon, you dirty robber; —an enormous fellow, just al>out, if not i one of all the Young Irelanders sur- It appears that after his ielease from they knocked at his room door, liearc including Cancers, Ulcers and other Sores. Dyspepsia, Weakness of the Stomach, Const i- I never had such a thing in my Ueu§e, quite, as big as a house sparrow, with j passed the ex-Speaker of the Australian the Columbus penitentiary evidence him groan, broke the door open and res pat ion. Dixriness, General Debility, etc., are They Purify,the Blood colonial parliament. A generation lias you swindling thiet.’* - • • cured by the ftaro Butera. It Is unequalc 1 cued him, after several days in his coffin. was found tending to show that he his wings folded. Wh°n the spider’s as an appetiser and regular tonic. I passed away since the period to which “Why, sure, your neighbors all know legs are open, he is indeed a most for It la a medicine which should be in every fam was again engaged in counterfeiting, A little longer aud there would have E ily, and which, wherever used,.wLil save tho c very well that you keep not only a hy- midable looking fellow. The whole of : we refer. Nearly all ths gentlemen who but he having betrayed one of his been no use taking him out. payment of many doctors* bills. Bottles of two sires; prices 60 cents andtl.00. X porthenuse, but that you have two diam the body is covered wj|h dark-brown i then made such a stir in British politics former accomplices, an old man named DR. HENLY’8 Tho Folly of Follies. I^Warncr's eters locked up In your garret, and that hair. It is fed upon cockroaches, and I have died. Many years ago, Mr. Duffy Cole, in Philadelphia, the Secret Ser » Safe Reme sought a home in Australia, where he vice officers chose to prosecute Cole, and s. Many persons are accustomed to dis you go out to walk with them every Sun- Mr. dies are Hold Jav nmi knortlnQQ nlil Fl ATkf A (Yi »TY day, you heartless old heptagon.” CELEBRATED by Druggists threads across the ground, in which the i deservedly won high rank and position. and permitted Ulrich to go without regard all slight symptoms of disease, He has just returned to Europe, and it saying, “ Let it go as it came. ” But D iabetes C url “Oh, hear that, ye saints in glory! Oh, cockroaches get entangled. and Dealer» prosecution, upon turning State ’ s evi He will in Medicine T it hrs there’s bad language .from a fellow that also kill and suck the blood of vounjr ' is not improbable he will again resume dence. Ulrich, however, surrendered when one feels the symptoms of Kidney 9 u JffkVINl' everywhere. wants to pa>s for, jj»fdeman»r May the mice He seems^.osBecially fond of the | his old place in the House of Commons his famous plate to the Secret Service Disease—such as pain in the back and c F ills u H.H.WABlIERico, devil fly away with Von, Vou’ raicher brain of the mice:’ He is kept iu a glass I as a Home Rule representative of an I officers, which the latter accepted appar loins, palpitation, urinary derangement, <9 Proprietors, from Munster, and make celery sauce of case, the temperature of which is kept Irish constituency. His views on the ently as the basis of the counterfeiting etc.—to neglect them is the folly of Rocbaater. N. Y.' c ? •YTSend for Pamphlet Kidney, bladder, liver and your rotten limbs* you mealy mouthed up by warm water. The bite of the 1848 movement and the political events of this famous note; but those who follies. I X L BITTERS and Testimonials. tub of guta” e. ( spider (which comes from South America) which immediately’ followed it will be have examined the new counterfeits tay urinary complaints are always liable to HODGE, DAVIS & CO., Agents. c, I X* “.Ab, you can’t deny the charge, you is said to be very Injurious to both man read with curious interest, not only by that they bear evidence ot having been end fatally if neglected. The true cure Portlmul OrrgQB. bis countrymen, but by those who have made fiom an electrotype of that very for them is H unt ' s R emedy , bhe Great miserable submuUipIe of a duplicate 'and beast I think it not impossible They Cure Dyspepsia. ratio.” that this gigantic spider would attack watched the varying phases of the Irish plate, of which the Government has Kidney and laver Medicine. There is Wonderful virtue of the OKHGON WILD GRAPH “Go rinse your mouth in the I.iffey, and kill humming-birds.—Land and question. If Sir Gavan Duffy should possession, and that the skillful L lrich no svmptou or form of Kidney Disease HOOT, the principal component of the I X L BITTERS. return to the British Parliament, he I was probably also cunning enough, be that H unt ' s R emedy is not master of. A Uhlespo iiful of tl c I X L BITTERS taken iratnedi- you nasty tickle pitcher; after all the W ater. tcly afDj~ ri cry meal a ceilain cure fur fore surrendering the plate, to have , Cbarrh. 8ehool. Fin*-too»d.l"w rn«4, w.rrww would be of immense service to his Sold by all druggists : trial size 75 cents. bad words you s^eak, it ought to be fil •4. Caulofoavith lWOiaüaotuU»,prioe«,«lc..«<oltra. The Chinese skill in drawing plants country. If he is willing to aecept such i made an electrotype, which would serve thier than your mce, you dirty chicken linforth , rice a . co . An Old Man Restored to Health. D. J.9L1ALARKEY & C0„ is well kjiown. The Chinese women a position, it is to be hoped his country for all purposes of counterfeiting. Ul of Beelzebub.” Solo AgnU fcr Ph-iÄS Scut, 4Í1 Xiîlet Ct, Ci: B atavia , N. Y., Sept 15, 1879. “Rinse your own mouth, you wicked- wear in their bosoms little dwarf tir men will not be slow to avail themselves rich, up to a short time before these H. H. W arner & Co., R ochester , N. minded old polygon—to the deuce I pitch trees, which, by a carefully adjusted of his great experience and splendid counterfeits were placed in circulation, was known by the Secret Service officers Y.—Gentlemen—“For forty years 1 Grain, Flour, Butter, Cheese, you, you blustering intersection of a system of starvation, have been reduced ability.—[Boston Post. have suffered with Diabetes, being to the size of buttcn-hole flowers. to have been engaged in a pottery near Eggs, Hops, Hides, Wook sinking superficies!’' A very pretty Sunday school song is Trenton, N. J. He suddenly disap obliged tc void urine a3 often as once in Hay and Mill Feed.1 “You saucy tinker’s apprentice; if you These remain fresh and evergreen in thirty minutes, and have also been a one entitled “ Put your arm?r on my their dwarf state for a number of years, 1 peared from that-employment without don’t cease your jaw, I’ll----- ,” But here STAPLE IGROCERHE8 she gasped for br^afhz unable .to hawk Juft ,ts fir trees in mountains are ever boys.” There is, however, a young lady leaving any clue to his whereabouts, great sufferer from palpitation of the .AND..™ up any more words, for the last volley green, and thus are excellent symbols of • in our town who doesn’t like to hear it. and very soon afterw’ard those new heart. I am now using your Diabetes B Cure, and can truly say, at .seventy says arm counterfeits began to appear. w it sounds like “Put „ your _ ..._ AU styles, Gold, 8ilver and Nickel,to tl5C of O’Connell had nearly knocked the perpetuity of love, to express which She _ Chains, et«. sent C. O. D. to be examined years of age, that it makes me feel like they are used by ladies of the highest around me, boys, ” and it always makes wind out of her. | Write for Catalogue to STANDARD AMER Kos. S, 10 and 12 Front] Street. P eter S howerman . To dream ot a wedding—Sign of love a new man.” [her feel lonesome. 1CAN WATCH CO. PnTSBVKG, Pa. m2W - •C Whilel bare a tongue, I’ll abuse I rank iu the Celestial empire. ui22 U FRANK BROTHERS, FARM ANO MILL MACHINERYU I’AiDlEKS’ AW MILi7ME.¥S ATTEATIOX I CHAS. H. 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