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Hypnotism. Thus addressed, Gerald could not do A Drnnkén Elephant “Miss May, will you come with me otherwise Vian offer his services to May, and take a ride 1” A distinguished German scientific L iito Ilnwlry. Tîotltl <& C'c,, “I saw little Betsey as drunk as a fid “What! at this hour I Why, surely who accepted them nonchalantly enough —IMPORTERS AND HEALERS JN----- person has recently been making a series although her heart was beating loudly at dler one day, and Bhe was a funny sight. not. Mr. Oakland 1” We were showing late in the Fall in In of experiments in hypnotism which has “Never mind the early hour—the the same time. The pond was a large one, and soon diana, in very severe weather. Some attracted a great deal of attention. He roads are so good, and this air will re Offer fur «ali-, a‘. lowest rthe ij’.loa in f flr.-t •l.i;s m».e’«inery, for which we are Sole Agent» : vive you—do come, please I” pleaded he, May and Gerald found themselves quite monkeys and birds and snakes had takes any casual German who is willing to be experimented upon, and holds a separated from the rest of the party. already frozen, and Betsy showed that eagerly. BUQKEYE MOWER AND REAPER^ She looked mischievously into his She started along fearlessly, and was she was suffering greatly from the cold. small bright object within a few inches 8o large a portion of the traso making for the opposite bank, when Long John went to manager Older, and of his eyes.. After gazing steadfastly at face, saying *. and grain crops of the Pacific t oast have been cut by the Buck said to him—Y‘ou’d better get some this bright object for a little while, the “Why are you so anxious 1 Go and Gerald called out anxiously— eye that no fanner here can be find Bertha and take her with you ; she “Do not go too near that bank, for whisky for Betsy or she’ll freeze.’ ‘How German appears to lose his own individ ignorant of its merits or require uality and become.! the passive instru will be delighted, I’m sure.” there is a swift current underneath, and much!’ ‘Her ears are beginning to argument to convince him of its freeze; get three buckets.’ Well, they ment of the experimenter. Wh tever Oakland turned away at last, wound the ice is thin.” ed by her refusal, and in a moment she May did not pause in her course, and knew that two was for Betsey and ^ne the latter tells him to do he is irresisti was beside him, a rosy flush mantling sent a clear, silvery peal of laughter for Long John; but when it came to el bly impelled to do. He believes what ephants he was boss, and the whisky ever he b told to believe a id forgets her bright cheeks, and a gay smile on after her. her red lips. “Ah, I am not afraid, and I am de was got as he ordered. Only you should whatever he is told to forget When ne plus ultra of all Threshing have seen the tavern keeper’s eyes stand the scientific ja?r on gives him a glass of The “I did not think you would desert me termined on reaching that bank.” Machines uncoil a led for light draft, so soon,” she began. The words were barely uttered when out when they ordered three buckets of water and tells him it is brandy, he power, durability, fast threshing and He looked at her searchingly, but she the ice gave an ominous, creaking whisky for two drinks. Betsy drank all drinks it and becoim-s intoxicated. Lie clean separation; as improved for bore his scrutiny with unflinching eyes, sound, and in a moment she sank under ' they gave her and got staving drunk. will repeat with the utmost accuracy 1880, it stands unrivalled. upon which his face lost its gloomy ex it She gave one quick scream, and She’d stagger, and roll over, and pick whole pages of a book w hich the experi pression, and a happy smile played over then remained silent, holding on to the herself up, and pick Long John up and menter reads aloud to him, although it superiority« as it is too well and favorably known to need comment. It the perfection of all Reaping and Mowing Machines. toss him on her back, and sort of laugh, may be in a language of which he is en his features. He helped May to a seat ice with fast benumbing fingers. » BUCKEYE SELF-BINDER. beside him, and they started off at a “Oh, I hoDe he will soon come 1” she and he’d laugh, and it was nip and tuck tirely ignorant, and he will forget his May's Suitor. own name if he is told that he has no The Standard of Excellence and between them which wa$ the drunker. brisk trot. They did not return until moaned. name. It is obvious that the condition leads all labor saving machines. Elephants are very fond of whisky, or near noon, and when they arrived Ed Gerald was soon beside her, and, brac It took the World's Binder Prkes “Has May comet Yes Bertha; I win came out to the front gate to meet of a hypnotized person is precisely that ing himself against a tree, he took her any sort of liquor, especially if it has in 1819. It is the simplest, strong have stowed her away safe and sound in them. little cold hands in his, and, after con lots of red nepper in it; and they are of one who has undergone the process est and lightest running Binder in the carriage.” And Mr. Webb, of Fram the World. “Well, that was very fine of you to siderable exert’on, succeeded in drawing uot only fond of getting drunk them that was formerly called magnetization, ington Hall, basted himself in lifting go off in that fashion, without letting her out of the water. He held her half selves, but they are very considerate of and that all the curious results produced gUKJiMXOteSt various parcels, bags, etc., from the old anyone know of it. I began to think by the practitioner of animal magnetism encunsr. unconscious form in his arms and mur drunken men. I never knew of an ele family carriage. can be produced by hypnotism. — Ex. phant hurting a drunken man. That that Mr. Oakland had eloped with you, While so engaged be did not perceive but mamma thought otherwise, and mured softly : “Thank God, I was not too late I My Long John when he was staggering Dyapopsl* Cured. the antics of his irrepressible son, who she insisted upon my drugging the darling, what should I have done had I drunk would go right up to Sultan or R ochester , N. Y., October 5,1879. was capering about the road in the vain pond.” Canada, when nobody else dare go near lost you 1” II. II. W arner & Co.—G ents : I endeavor to catch a glimpse of his Cousin May’s face flushed slightly, and in She opened her eyes, wet with thank them, and would fool around them, and have for some time past been afflicted May’s face. swing on their tusks, and toss their with dyspepsia, from which I could ob order to cover up her confusion, she At last Mr. Webb assisted his niece leaned over and pulled her cousin’s hair, ful tears, and whispered: tranks about, and go to sleep right down tain no permanent relief, until I used “Would you have cared, G raid V to alight, in response to her impatient saying: “Cared t Life would have been by their feet, and they would not only yoqr Safe Bitters and Pills, and since The Canton Monitor Tpright En- remark “that he was going to keep her “You are very impertinent, even for worthless to me had you gone I” he ex not do him any harm, but wouldn’t let using them I have had no trouble from gne is far superior to any Ciorizon- fibere all dav.” She was a slender, deli- a cousin.” go near him until hp chose to wake up. my former complaint, and I can now 1 Engine; lighter on the horses and of greater power. It is the most claimed, passionately. eate girl of about eighteen Summers, economical Engine in the world, consumes (lie least water and fuel, htfs “Come, May, jump!” he said, impa His face was very pale with sup And any real drunken man can do pret trplv say that I am a well man. with a soft pearly comp'exion, and great the patent Safety Plug and is the safest Engine made. tiently. pressed emotion, and his eyes Bhone ty much what he pleases with an ele I am gratefully yours, We arc also Sole Agent* for laughing brown eyes; her hair fell in Oakland leaped out of the carriage, with such a clear light that they fairly phant.”—Recollections of a menagerie C. P. B rooks . SCHrTTLER FARM, FREIGHT AND SPRING WAGONS. ringlets about her shoulders, and looked and stood by ir\readiness to lift her out. man. dazzled her. Send for Special Circular» and new Price List. like a shower of gold as the setting sun May looked from one to the other, and At this interesting point they were in A Complete Curo. CI IA-SS. II. C'< > . T?nrt lard, <1 reffon. lit up the darker shadows of her nut- finally allowed her cousin the privilege What Bret Harte Said. terrupted by the appearance of Edwin 102 B agg S t ., D etroit , Mich., [ brown hair. She was the orphan neice of helping her. Oakland looked on with Webb, wbo could hardly conceal his July 11, 1879. J of Mr. Webb, and bad been brought up an angry face, and rirore off without Bret Harte was at the banquet of the laughter at the turn aflairs had taken. H. H. W arner & Co., Rochester, N. entirely at a fashionable boarding school; deigning to say a word. Royal Academy in London, May 1st, “Well, Cousin May, have you forgiv Y.—G entlemen : About five years since en the completion of her education she Sir Frederick Leighton presiding, the May remained at the gate, gazing at en me yet ? Had it not been for me I was taken with an affliction of the FOR THE HARVEST. 1880. oame to her uncle’s home, situated in the his fast retreating figure. In her heart Prince of Wales, Duke of Cambridge you would never have appreciated each liver, which gradually developed itself quiet county of 8------ , in accordance I she regretted her coquetry, but it was and Mr. Gladstone being ^niong the dis other so much. What do you say, into chronic liyer complaint. I tried with the wish of her mother, who de too late to remedy that now. many tinguished guests, »In reply to a com numerous remedies without receiving Gerald, do you not owe me sired her to live with her uncle after 4 pliment paid him by the president, Mr. Edwin began to laugh softly to him- thanks ? • any benefit, and I gave up all hope of 33 and 35 Front street. 3'3 and 34 Firs! street. : s Portland, Oregon, our heroine did] „ Txt ifT/wX leaving school. ? Now ’ nf livina Harte said : in < “<lnll self, and May, annoyed by it, asked what Gerald looked down at May's blush- ever being restored to sound health, DEALERS IN AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS^Ae., not like the idea of living in a “dull, “I presume I am selected to answer amused him. ing face, and replied, warmly : when a friend recommended mo to try ELL THE RAIN WAGON, H0D3ZT HEADZR WITH IM3:: ). d • ;r.? FDR IST», M NFl»II HARVESTERS stupid country place,” as she described to this toast as a native of a country “I was thinking how my prophecy many “ Yes, Edwin, I do owe you with 8e)f-Binil«r«, M :C >nnick Harvesters, with i i»et(-!Lnd r«, Tv;-r Sijlky Iteke. ThomM’ Sulky Ra»e Warner ’ s Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. it, and longed passionately for the gay which reads more English books and \i :Pina«. Malin? l’l.iws. Garden City Buffalo I’itti Sepvritjrs .vi I Po-var.-i, Spring Wi<o n, Olive.- '»liver U.iiliil C u was being fulfilled.” thanks, for we should never hove known I procured it, and, strange to relate Plows, Fric a i -a«t So ‘der« and Cultivator.«, Garden Seed lmin Pat mt IIirrow.4, La Dow Who»! Iltrrav:. Bi life of the city. ■ “What do you mean ?” inquired his the depth of our affection for each pays Jess for them than any other na after using two bottles, felt my system «»rills. Horse Hay Fork, Cnatnpiou Grain Registers, l’a i ; Ki nil ; '! dl, Stranb Mills. •'•wR Barr Old Quarry She was speedily made welcome by Mill Stone, Mill Piiki, Proof Staff«, SnyatterH. Bolt: ig Uh>tli, I ather a > I Rubber Belt ng, S: Jo«. Chur », Cider tion. [A laugh.] Cefthinly, represent cousin. other had it not been for our quar undergoing a great change, which ended Mills, Fesi Cutters. Scythes, Snaths, Cradles, Fork«, II > «, it . id S rapers. Canal u-..u vs, Grindstouea and her aunt and cousins, who had collected ing as I do a free people — who of their fixtures, T.ireming Engines, Portable and Stationary Eagi.ie«. S.i v Mil!«, Saws. Fen.’e Wire, Birhola: d Plain “I always said you would be a farm rel ” in a complete cure, and I have had no etc. Rj.luced prices o.i Bitting Cloth an 1 Grist Mill Sli hin :ry. of which we ke p only tho be*» ipjil.iy No around the garden gate, all impatience own accord read four volumes of Tenny Have you their Ca :il< < 1 ■ i >' 1S7P .' Ii sx aaui na*.ne and add re»' er’s wife.” “My advice to you is tc get her home return of the disease since. Very re »econd-ha id or condemned goo Is in Stock f* to see the new cousin. on postal card »«king for SI PPLLYIUXT AM» Piill’K-LhT 1 <>!» l«4<d May flushed scarlet, as she said, an as toon as possible to change her wet son t? one of Longfellow [a laugh]—I spectfully yours, E. W. N eff . tdFlf vou have not fotthe Catalogna for 1S79 as'« for might claim a hearing here. [A laugh.] Mrs. Webb was a gentle, placid lady, grily : clothing,” said Edwin, who was of a But I recognise ip your kindly greeting Praiseworthy Work. with a kind motherly manner very com “That is not true, for I would never practical turn of mind. the same welcome extended to Jfosea Win. E. Clarke, of Providence, R. I., forting to the stranger. Her Cousin marry Gerald Oakland I He is too awk His advice was so good that they ac Bigelow, Hans Breitman, Artemus has issued a pamphlet which he sends Bertha was a very pretty girl, with ward and siaSple.” cepted it without question, and they dreamy gray eyes and a sweet smile; Edwin’s face became very thoughtful, started for the hall, two hearts filled to Ward and Mark Twain. [Cheers.] * I free to any address, setting forth the re recognize your appreciation of what is sults of his experience with reference to her hair was fastened into a careless and she began to fear further mischief; ov< rflowing with happiness. x said to be distinctive American liters Bright’s Disease of the Kidneys. Mr. knot behind that became her wonder* but he turned away and said no more. ture wliioh laughs with the American Clarke adduces the most incontestible fully. Edwin came next, and it did not He was Liable to Sneeze. CHAPTER II. NEWBURY, HAWTHORNE & CO •» skies, and is by turns as surprising and evidpqce that tljis malqdy yields to the take May many minutes to learn that Several days later, Oakland called at he was the most incorrigible tease she The only medicine IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN AGRICULTU AL IMPLEMENTS Writers use such similies as “ so still as extravagant as the American weather. proper remody. the Hall, and was taken into the parlor [A laugh.] Indeed, I am not oertain had ever met; he was a good looking used by Mr. Clarke is H unt ’ s R emedy , one cou’d hear a pin drop ” and “ as si GENERAL AGENT.« FOR fellow, with a tall, well-knit figure; a where the family were assembled. They lent as the grave,” but for absolute awe that these cyclones of American humor the Great Kidney ami Liver Medicine, HE IMPROVED WHITEWATER WAGONS; THE CELEBR ATED MORRISON UFOS. PLOW; THE rSTSR world of fun lurked in his large blue all welcomed him gladly, for it was a inspiring quiet commend us to that pro that cross the Atlantic are not as provi- and with it he performs cqres that are LY Broai Cast Seeder and Cultivator: the Farmer»’ Friend Drill; Railroal »lid Minluy Shovel»; Piokaaud dull, wet day, and they did not expect i dential as the American storms that really very remarkable. eyes, and a mischievous smile hovered Sold by all Barrow», Reapers, Mowers, Self-binding Harvester«, Thretheni, Hoadvr., Engines, and u full tine of Steel and foundly concentrated hush of a variety Wood Agricultural Hardware. Aildiea» ua at any callers. Benha sat at the piano a »er his lips. theater audience as some “ monarch of mitigate the auBtere monotony of the druggists. Trial size, 75 cents. They led her across the smooth lawn talking to Gerald from time to time, song” retires after perpetrating, say, (English climate. [A laugh.] For it I have tested the Oregon Blood Puri to the pit^a, which surrounded the and finally coaxed him into giving them some fifteen “encores.” At such a mo has been settled by your reviewers that a song. He had a clear, melodious fier, the original botanical reme ly, first And Walla Walla. W. T house on all sides. From the south a ment the entire house holds its breath American literature is American humor, voice, and he sang with great taste; but ------------------------- ----- ,, - introduced by Wm. Pfunder, of Port and this humor is a kind of laughable view of the blue sea could be seen, as it with ft common understanding, well daahsd furiously against the rocks; and he was so very shy of his accomplish knowing that the faintest sound that impropriety, more or less scantily clothed land, Oregon, and can state with confi HEALTH FOR ALU from the west the green meadows ments that May did not know that he can be mistaken for applftpae— the scrap in words. It has been settled that you dence that as a Tonic and Purgative, to I Jo la-t know whtt more to use to get rid of ttti stretched as far as tlh eye could reach, possessed so tine a voice, and compli ing of a foot, the dropping of an opera are a sober people, and that nobody in gether with diuretic properties, it is cold, chi ly fceliBg— Fever and Ague. Why, try Pfand while a few lazy cows were dotted here mented him so highly that he begged glass—will participate another vocifer America takes life seriously—not even a really superior to any other preparation er's Sure, Safe tnl Epeely Ftvtt and Ague Mixture. and there over the landscape. It was her te desist with blushing face. ous would-be comic ballad upon their highwayman—and that our literature is and worthy of the confi ienca of the C ue bottle will do more toward r< gaining your health Edwin at last seated himself beside devoted heads. A friend in Deadwood a reflex of our life. Bat I think that a medical faculty and public. such a lovely, peaceful scene that May’s than many ether uiedivirei combin'd. N. O. T. C arnociian , face brightened involuntarily as she Gerald Oakland, and after sortie desul writes tbs following apropos incident, majority of this Aca'lemy are kind Price, One Dollar per Bottle. thought, “I cannot help enjoying myself tory conversation, said in an audible which shows that iu gome cases the sum enough to recognize some principles of Physician in Chief Harbor Hospital • ■--- -------- »■«#»■« ---------------- tone: here with such a tempting scene before mary justice meted out in mining com art underlying this characteristic. And Your Druggist l a« it or will get it tor you. A gentleman named his d<»g Penny, “ Do you wish to know what my munities has its advantages. At the I consider that no higher compliment Original.” Insist up .n h»> ing ¡11 because he was one sent to him. “Well, May, I suppose your mind is cousin said about you the other day ? ’ I recent performance of a traveling com has been ¡«aid American humor than that May turned around at this, and said bination at that camp, which endeav the type pf American drawn by your filled with rapture at the thought of In matting any pnrvtkitM nr ta spending your future days in this coun quickly and imperatively: ored to atone for the sparsity of its at greatest English hyrporist has been sup writing in response to any advertise- “ Edwin, do not repeat what I said to tractions by the length of the bill, one planted by types drawn by Lowell, Ar try place,” said Edwin, looking with a meat la this paper yon will please r>»a* very teasing smile at his cousin, who you 1” particular murderer of harmony had temus Ward and Mark Twain.” tlon the a»me of the MMr. He looked at her with a provokingly taxed the patience of the red shirted au was leaning against one of the columns w About Pat People. covered with ivy that supported the pi- innocent face, and went on heedlessly, dience to the last limit, and had just re Bladder, Urinary and Liver Diseases, Dropsy, “ Well, Bhe told me privately that she tired for the ninth or tenth time. •\l G ravel and Diabetes, are* cure*d by e. No doubt it is unpleasant to be ex A shadow fell over her bright face as would never marry a farmer, and that The audience remained abiolutely pet you were too awkward and simple for rified with suspense. Not a whis cessively obese, says the London Lancet, dhe replied, warmly: I but the morbid dream of fat which has her refined taste.” “I should think not, indeed !" * the Great Kidney and Liver Medicine. per was heard; even the cigars Gerald glanced at May's downcast were puffed as softly as' possible. At in recent years become fashionable has Edwin laughed slightly, avd then OF ALL no foundation in physiological fact. Fat went on to say, in the same light vein : countenance, and asked quietly— this pregnant moment a young man in answers two purposes. It acts as a non “ Is that true, Miss May ?” “I know you would like to be a farm cures Bright’s Iliseasc, Retention or Nonretcn- the front row, after a desperate struggle tiou of Urine, Pains in the Back, Loins, or Side. A T»»r»tab> vr^pnratlon and the m [ She shot a withering glance at Edwin to restrain himself, sneezed. “Ping!” conducting envelope for the body, and er’s wife; you would make a capital one, rrmrd.T intlx- m t id for Rriffht’» I»l_____ _ protects it from too rapid loss of heat, IlialiHc«. .-»:»<< ALL liiUney, Livertuad and replied “ yes, ” in a lew tone. with those dainty white hands.” went the prompter’s bell, and in rushed and serves os a store of fuel. In the Uriuury Diacakca. I Gerald’s face changed color, and he the check-ccated “Comique,” bawling May said, emphatically, with a pout: FOB MAN AND BEAST. BIFTosti mon I al« of ttc highest order In proof I cure» Intemperance. Ncrvou» Di«ca«e», General course of exhausting disease.«, it not un- Of these btatetuenu. ■ “That I never will be! To have a rose abruptly and bade them all good another stale ditty. This was too much. Debility, Female WcukncM and Excesses. For more than a third of a century the lhe enropf nj nbeteo, call for War» He kept his eyes studiously After a hasty conference with their froqently happens that the life of a pa ^cat, clumsy fellow treading on your night. ncr’k Nafy Diabetes Cure. , Mexican Mn.taiifr Liniment hasbeen known to millions nil over the world i«e train constantly— I could not bear it 1” averted frvm May as he came to her neighbors, a committee from the dress dent may be prolonged until the reserve •S-Pqr the cur® of Brfaht*» end the other the only safe reliance tor the relief of dlstaars, call for War Aker’ ‘ » SbMe ~ - ------ lUdney eure» Biliousness, IL-ndacho, Jaundice, Bour “What are you talking about,” ex- side; then be went hastily from the circle invited the sneezer to step out of fat is exhausted, and then he dies of and Liver Cure. accidents and pain. It 1« a me Heine Stomach, Dyspepsia, Constipation and Piles. inanition. Fat supplies the material of above price and praise — the Irrst of its daimed another voice; and Bertha came room. side. SSTWarnert hind. For every form of external pain the heating process on which vitality After he had gone, May went up tho ■lowly toward them, swinging her broad Safe Rente* “Was that only an incidental sneeze, hat in her hands, for it was an intensely stairs to her room, too sad and mortified so to speak?-’ asked the chairman, “or mainly depends. In great excess it is «lies are bold ACTS AT ONCE on the Kldnev». Liver, and inconvenient; but the external layings by Druggists Bowel», restoring them to a healthy notion, and a to remain with the family. A moment have you a bad cold?” warm day in July*. - ;-D iadlh : C uri CURES when all other medicines fail. Hun and Dealers on of fat is no certain measure of the “May was expressing her delight at after he had spoken, Edwin regretted dred» have been saved who have been given up The young man intimsted that the internal development of adipose tissue ; •B it UR" in Medicine - to die by friends ami physician», the prospect of settling down as a farm what he had said, for he was very kind- latter was the case. JilHVIhl everywhere, Send fur pamphlet to much less dees a tendency to grow fat -Pl US. hearted with all his faults, and quickly er’s wife.” WM. E. CLARKE, Providence, R. T. “Then you are liable to sneeze at any imply, or even suggest, a tendency to H.H.WABNEH&CO. Trial eize, 75 cents. Large size cheapest. Bertha looked at them both and then repented what his mischievous nature moment Now, take our advice. Here Proprietor«, , SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. Boeheeter. M.T. led him to do. May’s heart was full of is the price of your ticket Take it and what is known as “fatty degeneration.” ■aid: for Pamphlet It is time to speak out on this point, as “Oh, I know you have been teasing sorrow as she thought of the possible go quietly home.” and TesU mon lata. the most absurd notions seem to prevail her already. Really, it is too bad ; but consequences of her own rash words— “I don’t propose to go home,” said the Again, it is not true that special forms HODGE, DAVIS & CO., Agents. it is no use to quarrel with him, for he for that she loved the farmer she could young man. “I walked clear in from D. J. MALARKIY & CO.. orlland Orrraa. no longer conceal from herself, and the Frog Hollow to see this show, and I of food determine fat That is an old fa incorrigible.” and exploded notion. Some orgaaisms future would be indeed blank if she lost May found that the time passed very mean to sit her out” will make fat, let them be fed on the quickly even in the country, and did not him; even his awkward manner was “Is that your final determination?” leanest and scantiest and least saccharine Grain« Flour, Butter, Cheese, regret her city home. What with her dear to her, and she did not wish him asked the committee, quietly feeling for Eggs, Hops, Hides, Wool, descriptions of food; while others will drives, boating, walks, croquet parties, changed in any particular. their shooters. Hay and Mill Feed. not be “fattened” let them feed on the Oakland did not come to the Hall for etc., her time was so fully occupied “It is!” a most “fattening” of diets. The matter ■ 1 a that she did not find au opportunity to some time after that; bat he treated STAPLE GROCERIES “Bang!” is one in regard to which it is supremely a May with a marked coolness that pained do so. And carefully hanging the corpse over desirable and politic to be natural, adapt ... .AND — her excessively, although she, true to her $ Shortly after her arrival at the hall, a fence where his friends could find it Frovislon«. she made the acquaintance of a wealthy womanly instincts, retained her gay, in the morning, the committee softly re ing the food taken to the requirements of health rather than substance. Simple Nos. 8, 10 and 12 Front Street. young fanner, who owned a large farm coquettish manner still. turned to their seats. «122 tf fooJ, sufficient exercise and regular hab The months passed swiftly on, till, and country seat a few miles away. He its, with moderation in the use of stim was not handsome, but possessed a before anyone realized it, Winter had Funny Philology. ulants, compose the maxim of a safe and fiank, ingenious countenance that was come in with keen, frosty breath. Then They Purify the Blood healthy way of life. • came the liveliest time for the young ▼cry attractive. His manner was a tri- “How do you pronounce s-t i n g-y?” E Ga *wxward and constrained, and May people, and May soon learned to be as Prof. Stearns asked the young gentle c» Cheap, Because Good. DR. HENLY’8 made him the butt for her constant ridi skillful on ice as she was iu waltzing, man nearest the foot of the class. And • at I >* cule. He bore all this with undimin- and almost every day hor slight, grace the smart bad boy stood up and said it A. STROWBH1DGE Butter ? You remember the story of CELEBRATED fahed good humor, and was her constant ful figure could be seen flitting as lightly depended a great deal whether the word the guest who was eating more butter Dltevt Importer and Dealer tn ® I JQ I companion From the first, her lovely, as a bird over the ice. applied to a man or a bee The profes than biscuit, while the landlady looked LEATHER AND SHOE FINDINGS, bowitching face had made him her de It was a clear, cold day in January, sor sternly said that it applied to a on and fidgeted and hinted until she fairly i W«. ill Front ft PmrtiiukdLev voted admirer. and May, accompanied by her cousins, man. The smart boy hesitated a mo went into a nervous fit Finally she It was a pleasant day in September, set out for Glenwood Brook, which was ment and then said “there was still the said: © IXL BITTERS. i ST and early in the morning young Oak situated about two miles from thsir same element of uncertainty. If it wm u C - l VT V/£STER‘I “Do you know butter is up to sixty- Wonderful virtue of the OREGON WILD land drove up in his pretty phaeton and home. They had not gone far before ► applied by the man to the bee, the g was five cents a pound?” s GRAPE R<X)T, the principal component of the ■topped before Mrs. Webb’s door. He they were overtaken by Oakland, who 1 X L BITTERS. The hungry guest reached out and hard, but—” Bat just here an organ jumped down and darted through the came along whistling, with his skates tb A taoleepoonful of the I X L BITTERS taken grinder paused under the college win took what there was left © immediately after every meal i» a certain cure flower beds, regardless of the damage slung over his shoulder. X for Dyapepeia. “Well,” he drawled, approvingly and dows to play “Pinafore” and nobody 8“ _ ___________ they sustained, to the lawn, where he “Ah, Oakland, just the fellow we could hear the rest of the sentence.— reassuringly, “good butter is with it”— •«Isdads.fQ 0JU3 Xoqj, bad seen a little figure in white muslin wanted I You help May along and I’ll Burdette. vanish. At last he found her demurely take care of Bertha,’’¡exclaimed Edwin, Hawkeye. ________________ FOB MAN OB BEAST. Z. All styles, Gold. Silver and Nickel. «0 to W» q'Wia pAPTTP. Wh*'fonnd onat Oco- sitting on a log, and loo ring as dainty who gooa naturedly wished to bring the An infant is the primer of humanity A well-known field officer—A kernel L ’ ¡Chaim, etc. fent C. O. D. to be examiM! R°we11 * Co’» Newspaper Advertising Bureau< 10 Spruce8t.), where advertbdnir Write for Catalogue to STANDARD AMRR and frwh as a rese. bound in more rocker. estranged couple together. of corn. evauseta mar be made far it in NKW YOKE.. 1CAK WATÇH CO. PITTSBURG, PL mM CHAS. H. DODD <fc CO., , Hardware» Iron, Steel and Farm Machinery, What Do You. Require ? KNAPP, BURRELL & CO., S TWrOTJBfl’1’ 3IOOD Agricultural .Implement House. T 260 and 202 First Street, Portland, Or. KIDNEY THE BEST LINIMENTS REMEDY, HUNTS REMEDY KIDNEYSLIVER >C U R E HUNT’S REMEDY « HUNT S REMEDY HUNTS REMEDY SAFE Produce'. [Commission Merchant, I ? OREGON WIIDÎGRAPE ROOT LINIMENTS Jix ELGIN WATCHES