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9 A How He Managed tbe Old Lady. In Unfortunate Man. Why is Pain a Mystery?. The Giant Cacti of Arizona. Scenes in a Japanese Theatre. Many thousands of aching hearts and A writer in the Philadelphia Tinies The Sendai episode is followed by a Pain when it is found associated with Joe Brown lives not far from Sedalia. ill-assorted marriages would be prevented Joe is a married man and keeps house. disease, accompanies it as an accidental describing a trip through Arizona says, display thit would thrill with ecstacy the if only young lovers had courage and He has a wife and three children. condition, but does not precede it as a “We soon entered the land of giant devotee of Surry or Bowery. It is a melo warning. This fact is well illustrated in cacti. I was never more surprised than drama of the most approved order of tact The other day a young gentleman, There is also a dog, and cat and, we su|>- the history and growth cf certain tumors. at seeing the wonderful development of turpitude and ferocity—crowded with who Ins long been enamored of one of the fairest daughters of West Monroe pose, plenty of rats. Joe is very pious. A tumor of precisely the same nature will this plant in this region. I. am satisfied crime, steeped in blood and resonant with street, but who has met with scant cour Last Tuesday morning, as usual, Joe in one part of the body be associated with that nowhere in the world such size is thunder from beginning to end. And severe suffering, while it it happen to grow attained. The specie called Swatara yet it is founded upon events of very tesy from her parents, suddenly hit upon called the family to prayers. But they didn’t have prayers Tuesday in another part ct the body it will be pain grows to the enormous height of sixty recent and undoubted occurrence. It is, the great discovery that asking a father’s consent was an idle formality. “ By morning. No, indeed ! Joe can’t pray less. Nor can we rely upon the presence feet and measure six feet in dianietei indeed, an accurate theatrical recital of Jo,” he said, after thinking the matter worth a cent now. After summoning or the amount of pain as affording any There are tens of thousands of this specie. the career of a notorious malefactor, a over in all its various aspects, “ it is the the family around him, and looking at criterion of the severity of the disease. Most of them will measure from eight woman named O-Den, whose amazing old woman who is the |>ower behind the the clock that was ticking so lustily on Pain is often severe in quite harmless and inches to two feet in diameter, and reach atrocities began to startle the people ol Tokio and the neighborhood in the early throne. Once you get her on your side, the mantel, Joe found out that he must tririal disturbances of health, whiie, as I a bight of twenty to thirty feet. Some part of the Meijs period; who was de you are all right; besides, you are saved push things this morning, for time won’t have already pointed out, it is frequently have no limbs, and resemble a high post; lected and arrested, after having mur absent in some stages, and occasionally others have from from one to three arms. from any annoyance by your mother-in- even wait on religion. o dered right and left for two or three years, After getting the family seated around throughout the whole course of fatal mala They seem to stand on the top of the and whose long imprisonment—during law-, for she can’t go and say to your wife, ‘If you had taken my advice,’ or ‘I always him, Joe gave out the hymn. After dies. Indeed, so far are we from being sand, with scarcely any* root, and must which she resisted all efforts to elicit a told you so.’ By Jo, I’ll go for the old this he read two verses of the gosjtel ac warned off from diseasG by pain, that it receive their nutrition largely from the confession—ended with her execution al would certainly be more correct to say, atmosphere. They* are capped with a woman.” So, dressing himself in all his cording to St. John. Senji a very short lime ago. The length Joe’s eldest boy in the meantime had with regard to some of our acqnired dis beautiful flower, and later with fruit of the piece, and the great number of gay attire, the young man went up, and, after explaining matters to his sweet concluded to have a little fun. The dog eases, that we are in a manner lured ou The Indians remove the fruit with a scenes of which it is composed, make it them by pleasure. long spiked pole, and used it in large heart, induced her to call down her wanted a drink, and he gave him scald to It has been maintained that in infancy quantities. The center of this cactus is impossible for us to describe it in detail; mother. (Iler father had gone to Des ing water. but those who desire to witness it will Just as Joe wa3 in the midst of a fer especially pain is necessary as a warning, pierced with a hard, tough rod, which have no difficulty in comprehending what Moines on business.) and we meet in popular essays on pain “ Well, sir !” said the old lady, with vent prayer the dog set up a howl. His with statements such as these: “Every supports it in times of storm. So firm passes before them, for the action is very icv coldness, “ w-hat do you wish to say wife kicked at the brute and overturned man owes his life to-day to the pains of is this support that one is seldom found vivid and the various personations are so the pan of water. Joe had his boots off, hunger which he fell when an infant;” if broken or biown to the earih. When in clear and significant as to relieve the plot to me I” “ I come, inadame,” said the heroic and when the water came in contact hunger were not painful, children would a state of decay you can extract the —or rather the succession of incidents— center, which resembles more than any youth, “ to demand the hand of your with his feet he yelled out : from all obscurity. No person, however, not take food; ‘‘if falling down were not thing else a fishing rod. “Godle inity ! O Lord He gave a painful, children would never learn to lovely daughter in marriage.” should undeitake to view the perform “There are fifteen or twenty different “ Demand a fiddlestick 1” said the old jump and landed square on the cat’s walk upwright.” But I would ask in ans ances, without preparing himself for conj species cacti growing in this region. lady with asperity; “Amanda is too back. This slightly increased the music wer to such statements—as a matter of siderable coarseness of illustration, and young to be married yet, and if she and not being used to serving as a pack fact, who ever thinks of trusting to pain The pole cactus grows much like p, largo for a degree of realism in the present wasn’t, and there wasn’t but one hus mule, pussy took exception to the lib as a warning to protect infancy from cornstalk. Each year’s growth is indi ment of ugly sights sufficien: to often set band in the w-orld, and you were he, I’d erty, and by using her teeth and claws danger? I do not know of any infants cated by a joint, and a rich tenacious weak nerves ajar. O-Den is both a Jack say, ‘ Na-aw !’ Do you understand that T’ soon made her presence felt. As the belonging to decent people who arc al gum exudes from the surface, causing it Sheppard and a female Blue Beard; and “ In a measure I apprehend your mean needle like fangs came in contact with lowed to suffer the “pains of hunger.” I to burn like pine when it is entirely while her taste impels her rather to the green. There are two varieties of what ing,” said the young lover, while Aman his scalded foot Joi yelled : should say they mo.e frequently suffer is called the bulb. These grow in the commission of enormities on a vast scale, “Gosh ! Somebody take ’em off, from the pains of repletion. I contend she is not adverse to occasional dissipa da, who was listening behind the fold form of a ball and nearly the size of a tion in the way of minor infamies. Rob ing doors, whispered to herself that ma quick I” that apprtite is more of a pleasure than a The old lady rushed to the rescue of pain—a pleasurable incitement; this the pint cup. One variety is armed with bery and extortion are her trivial diver was real mean, and felt her heart sink into her slippers ; “ and I was prepared Jack, but tbe water had become slip infant has, as well as the positive pleasure thorns half an inch iu length, the other sions—She kills al least three men, one of for it. I had already seen your husband.’ pery, and in her haste she fell flat on the of feeding, to urge it. The infant’s dan with a different kind of thorn, much re whom is her first husband, and lor a long These time her partner and confederate in vice. “You had, eh I Do you mean to say floor and Joe square on the ankles, which ger rather lies in being allowed to indulge sembling a porcupine’s quill. thorns are as sharp as needles, and re He is an incurable leper, and as she that that chuckle-headed clani has con sent him to grass, and his head came in this pleasure too Ireely. Need I point contact with the bed post, while Ins feet out that falling down is not necessarily quire but little pressure to penetrate wearies at last of the trouble caused by sented—1” “No, inadame, not precisely. In fact knocked two teeth down the phi lady’s painful toch'-ldren? An infant falls down their entire length into the foot of a his frightful malady, she strangles him he said he would be ahem med first. throat. many hundreds cf times on his bed, quite man or the hoof of a florae. Tlie variety while pretending lo assauge his suffering, The old lady didn’t know but that Joe painlessly, before he acquires the power having the sflort thorns bears a red-col Probably a more ghastly and hideous But as in such matters as these it is al ways best to deal with principals, I had struck her on purpose, so she just and art of walking. Does any one really ored fruit, about the size of a small spectacle has never been seen on any thought I would see you, although your got up, and after getting the teeth out believe, I am tempted to ask. that if it peach ; it is very sweet, and the juice stage than the violent end of this unsus husband said that when he said ‘No,’ of her mouth, started to her father’s. were not for the pain of falling down we ¡lows from a gold pen as beautiful red pecting victim. As we have remarked, and put his foot down, that was an end Joe got up, too, and after giving one un should be going about cn all fours? On ink. There is another species which it ought not to be witnessed except by of matters in his house. I wanted to earthly yell, started after her. In the the other hand, I may urge that the child bears a different kind of fruit resembling those who are tolerably confident of their be allowed to plead ray caso before you, haste he made, and blinded by blood, he who, ignorant of the properties of boiling a cucumber about two thirds matured. own composure and endurance. The because the sympathies of a beautiful stumbled over a chair and landed flat on water, drinks from the spout of a kettle The pulp is of the consistency of the other slaughteisin which the play abounds and clover woman still young in heart top of the dog and knocked one of the and dies in consequence, had had little banana, but much sweeter, and very full are mostly of the conventional, Japanese useful warning from pain. It is not pain of black, flat seeds the size of a dime. type—a deal of bluster, fury and flum as she is in looks—but, Mas '. he told me boys down. Hearing the racket, the neighbors that prevents a child from falling out of a As far ns I have been able to ascertain, mery; a superfluity of harmless hewing it w-ould do no good—that you were prejudiced against me, and even if you rushed in. Joe was taken to the police high window and being killed, or from there are three kinds of fruit growing and hammering; prolonged struggles con favored my suit your humblest solicita court, but after hearing all the facts in eating poisonous herbs or berries. In al) on as many different species of cacti in tinually interrupted and renewed, and an the case, his honor concluded that Joe these matters it is absolutely dependent this desert land. Another kind, prized amount of energy expended on one assas tions could not move him.” “When did my husband tell you this! wasn’t drunk and had him conveyed on the knowledge and experience of its more than all the rest by the Indians, sination which seems abundant for a gen Was he sober—quite sober 1 Ho put his home on a stretcher. A Bazoo man parents or elders, until it has acquired for very much resembles our century plant. eral ’massacre. Bet there is a sort of went out to view the damage. Joe was itself a knowledge of the common pro The wild Apaches have for ages depend rough excitement about it, and as an ex foot down, indeed !” “About neon on Tuesday, and I never lying in bed awaiting repairs ; his wife perties ot the things around it; and most ed largely ou tflis for sustenance. They hibition of muscular strength and forti alone it is a marvel. How these saw him more collected and rational. is at her father’s; one of the boys was of this knowledge is conveyed by direct boil the root, make it into» mush, and tude women—some of them fragile in frame Indeed, lie was unusually mild and pen in bed with a very sore Itody ; the dog instruction from its parents and others, thus eat it, and from the rest of the and delicate in demeanor—can get through plant make a sour drink, which they sive, and when I told him of my desire has gone on a tramp, and the cat has Mr. Hinton appears to have realized, such an amount of exertion so many Things though only partially, the weakness of greatly enjoy.” to be married he said, ‘Better not ; if changed her boarding-house. times over in a single day is a puzzle to you know what’s good for you, don't. I were lying scattered around everywhere. this argument, for he says: “There is no Perplexities of Titles. physiologists. From what we have thus dare say my daughter is very handsome The Bazoo man saw the mischief-maker adequate explanation to be found of pain far said, it may be judged that the drama and all that kind of thing, but she takes outside the door and went to interview in the beneficial effects which it produces Suppose the Lady Mary Smith, an cf “O-Den’’ is little better than a revolv after her mother. I aiu really doing him. The only thing he had co say was: in respect to our physical existence;” and Earl’s daughter, marries the Lord John ing series of “chambers of horror;” but “ I swar ! who’d a thunk such a small then he adds, with something ot self con Jones, a Duke’s younger son. The it contains, in fact, brighter features, and you a kindness in refusing mv con amount of water would have caused such tradiction, “It serves these uses—is be j briilegroom is of higher rank than the although the social pictures always repre sent.’ ” nevolently meant to serve them, doubt- “The snub-nosed traitor I” said the old a row 1” bride, who, therefore, becomes the sent a low level of humanity, they are re He will start for Leadville before Joe less, as our hearts irrepressibly affirm.” Lady John Jones, taking his rank; but lieved by unmistakable touches of humor, lady warmly; “well, now I want you to Now, this is a typical example of a meth understand one thing; I am the patri gets a chance to be around. od ol reasoning which not unfrequently j she rejects Lord John and marries and by frequent side passages of exqui ------------------ - <- - arch of this household, and when my commended itself to this often acute ! Lord George Brown instead, whose site drollery. If asked whether we should News by Mail. husband leaves me out of the calcula thinker. It is a strange mixture of ap. | father is only a Marquis, then she will counsel the attendance of the foreign tion it is equivalent to the omission of 1 be of the higher rank, and retain her One warehouse alone in Woodland, peals sometimes to the head and some I maiden designation, Lady Mary becom public we should preserve a discreet si the subtrahend, denominator, quotient, lence. He who reads may run—to times to the heart. He can appear to divisor, dividend, multiplier, and tfie one Cal., is receiving 200 tons of wheat the reason, and forciby, too, when it suits ing Lady Mary Brown, just as if her Kira-za, if be chcoscs; and if he chooses daily. you carry. You understand me ?” his purpose to do so; but the instant lie husband were an honorable, or a baronet, not, there is nothing to prevent him from The export of wheat fr_,m Russia is “Yes’iu ; but your husband doesn’t or commander of any kind. If, how staying away. But this we shall sav with diminishing enormously, but the export feels he cannot convince the reason, he ever, our supposed Lady Mary Smith, out hesitation; If the unquestionable tal think so.” falls back upon the feelings. 1 know “Well, when he gets back I’ll just put of rye is increasing. nothing more difficult to meet fairly than instead of giving her hand to either of ent manifested by many members of the iu some of my humblest solicitations. Statistics of the silk crop of France, this cn and off kind of logic.—The Con the younger sons mentioned above, as troupe could be concentrated in a per 1 believe that is what lie calls them— Italy, Spain and Portugal show an im temporary Review. pire to a coronet and marry a Baron, formance of more moderate scope—some and he’ll understand me. And 1’11 mense deficit compared to former years. she will actually lose rank in one sense, pieces less burdened with moral and —-------- ■— •- ♦©» prove it to you, too. Amanda, come Nine thousand six hundred and forty- Aristocratic Educational Bills. for she will rank as a Baroness, who is physical monstrosity—an entertainment here. This is your future husband, and two and one-half tons of water now flow lower than an Earl’s daughter. This might be afforded which would agreeably if I know myself, you will be married daily through the Sutro tunnel from the A lady who recently took her son to loss of conventional rank is supposed to vary the monotonous round of “sight to him inside of three weeks. Just Comstock. Cambridge for the purpose of learning be fully compensated by the superior seeing’’ in the capital and yield amuse make a list of the things you want, and what advantages he might enjoy by an dignity “which doth hedge” an actual ment not only of a rational and enliven The American hop crop will be from 1’11 see that you get them. Young man, ing kind, but also intellectually suggestive. admission to Harvard University, men peeress, --------------- e-------------- embrace your betrothed bride. Bless one-third to one-half less than last year, tioned incidentally that she proposed to A similar anomaly exists in the case Jolly Funerals. you, my children. I want this thing and a like deficiency exists in England, to set apart $150 per month, or $1,800 of an English bishopric being accepted France and Bavaria. settled once for all.” by a clergyman who is by birth of Ex-Governor Downey, of California, a year, for his expenses. The University higher rank than a bishop. For, unless Some persons seemed determined to It w<usalmost too good to be true, and professor gravely inquired if this has made a deed of gift of several lots make merry after they are dead, or at the lo*. era had to hug each other several he is a viscount, or a temporal peer of amount was merely for incidental ex times during the evening, which they in W est Los Angeles for the purpose of penses! When told that it was in some higher grade still, he Lakes rank, least afford their survivors the means of spent on the same chair, to be sure that establishing a Methodist University tended to cover all expenses, he gravely on entering the House of Lords, as a doing so. (hie old man left a bequest to a city parish on condition that the it was not all a dream. Nevertheless, there. doubted whether the lad could get along bishop, that is, as a senior baron. church bells should ring a merry peal Secretary Schurz expects to leave the fair Aruanda felt several qualms and comfortably on that sum. How, then, Hence, Lord Arthur Hervey, the son of fears when she thought of her stern Washington about the 20th inst. for Cin- would a poor boy be able to make his a marquis, lost rank, technically speak once a year; but there was a dark side father's return, and the possibility that cinnati, where he will deliver a speech. way through that University I How ing, upon taking his seat as Bisjiop of to this picture, for the peal was to be the game would be up then. But it Before returning he will visit Indian far would a paltry three hundred dollars Bath and Wells, since a marquis’ rung on the anniversary of his wife’s death, whereas the tolling was to mark wasn’t. The old man got home from agencies. go 1 Some of us have a pretty younger son is higher than a bishop. the anniversary of his wedding-day. An Des Moines lata on Thursday night. The average rate paid for farm labor clear recollection that $300 paid all And, anomalous as it may seem, his He slept on the sofa, and looked visibly west of the Mississippi is $23 81 college bills for a year, and many got wife is now of higher rank than himself, advocate of Padua in the sixteenth cen older at breakfast next morning, having monthly. In the Pacific States the along on a much less sum. They though deriving her rank from him, for tury directed that none of his relatives a startled and pained expression in his average is $38 32, an increase of 4 J per his lordship ranks as a bishop, or senior should shed tears at his funeral; singers were good scholars too. Probably $2,500 and musicians should be engaged to sup eyes. When the meal was concluded cent, over last year’s average. would carry a boy along for a year con. baron, whiie her ladyship ranks ar, the ply the place of the mourners; 50 of he took his daughter aside and asked her wife of a marquis’ younger son, a bish A peculiar race inhabiting the north if she was really sure that she loved the eastern portion of Siberia has been dis fortably at Harvard ; ami $1,200 to op’s rank not being communicable to his them were to walk with the priest before young man, and when she replied that he covered. They are small, have brownish, $1,500 might do at Yale. But why has wife. the cottin, each receiving half a ducat as could gamble on it, or words to that yellow skin, coal blaek eyes and hair, the cost of education been so largely in Another anamoly may be noticed a fee; 12 maidens in green habits were effect, he said he could no longer withold a joyl css, almost frozen expression of creased at these older institutions ? The here, viz., the case of a “lady” who mar to carry the coffin to the church, singing his consent—her happiness was more to face, live in tents, dress in skins and mere cost of living has not increased in ries a “lord” of lower rank than herself, cheerful songs as they went; lastly, all the same ratio. Expensive clubs, socio him than tbe spectacle of vindicated au feed on seal fish. the cleigy of Padua, and all monks ex ties, boating, and other college customs, when he is an “eldest son.” In this cept those who wore black hoods, were thority. Newman Hall, the eminent Congrega probably account for this difference. A case the lady* would gain no compensa “O, pa, how good and kind you are tion as a peeress by sharing her hus to be invited to follow. Every man to sobbed the beautiful girl, falling upon his tional pulpit orator of London, has ob student from abroad, in attendance at the band’s rank, and therefore, in accord receive an honorarium. A Frenchman tained a decree of divorce from his wife University of California, ought to get neck. ance with the usual principle that ladies who died about half a century* ago had “Aiuanda, my love,’’ said the author on account of her adultery with one along on $500 a year. The principal are allowed to retain after marriage any some, time before left instructions eon- of her being, “that’s all right, and I Richardson, a stable-keeper. The trial item will be for board, which will aver higher rank which they have previously corning the mode in which his obsequies The wife age about a dollar a day. The other don't bear your lover any malice, but I created great sensation. were to be observed. All the musicians brought counter charges of the same leading items w ill be clothes and books. enjoyed, she is show*n by her husband’s of the town were to be invited to attend don’t want you, my dear girl, to believe The incidental expenses cannot be large courtesy title, exactly as if it were a and play dancing and hunting tunes dur your pa is a three-ply, deuble-and-twist character. 1 here surname, her own Christian name being ing the procession; his house and church A visit of the United States ship for those who study economy. liar, for I never said anything of the placed before it. Thus Viscount San- sort. But it would do me no good to Kearsage to the Gulf of St. Lawrence is are many students in attendance at this don, an Earl’s eldest son, married a were to l>e decorated in the liviest way deny it: no, not if I sued him for per earnestly asked for by the local ¡wipers institution who have homes near enough Marquis’ daughter, who is not styled possible, and (but this must have been a go to and from them eveiy day. The very difficult point to settle) his property jury, and the jurors brought in a verdict on the fishery coast. A Gloucester, to necessary cash outlay in many such cases “Viscountess Sandon” but “the Lady was to go to the relative who laughed Mass., dispatch, says : “ Matters have of guilty without leaving the box.”— Mary Sandon.” If the married pair are come to an intolerable pass down there. does not exceed a hundred dollars a year. of equal rank it is usual for the lady to the most joyously on the occasion. Chicago Tribune. We are worse off than before the five The student who goes through Harvard share her husband’s rank, instead of in at an expenditure of, say, $2,200 a year, She sat upon her lover’s knee, millions were paid.” Hide Your Mole. or about $9,000 for his course of four sisting upon displaying her own. Her golden tresses on his shoulder; And he—he felt that he was rich, years, may have had some special advan The Causes. “I wonder who that ladj is in that re A happy prosperous blonde holder. The best ties for business men io wear tages, but hardly so many, one would markably scant undress over there?” said are advertise. These are the words of an experienced think, as he might have by the same a gentleman to Mr. Margin, the popular Professor Swift, of Rochester, stays out physician : “Moisture, putrefying or amount of capital, less the actual expenses A floating debt is ceitain in time to until one or two o’clock in the morning stockbroker, at the masquerade the ganic matter and high temperature. of attendance on the University of Cali sink any enterprise. other evening. and then tells his wife that he has dis “Dunno. Stunning figure, though. Let’s When these three combine, the two fornia. Suppose, at the time of his grad covered a new planet. Two useful domestics—Sal-soda and get a little closer. Why, hello! looks like former being in quantity, I am com uation, he found that he had saved, say, Sally-ratus; one assists at washing, the pelled to believe that an outbreak of $7,000, the difference in expenditure at my wife.” If you are going to paint your house, other at baking. barn, wagon or machinery, the wonder ‘:Why, so it is. I recognize her by that yellow fever is inevitable. Excessive the two universities, and that this sum At a competitive baby show in George ful Imperishable Mixed Paint is surely mole on her back—that is—I mean— moisture and heat are not preventible, was in the bank to his credit as a start town, Indiana, two mothers had a rough- the best, for it is warranted by their ahem—won’t you go take some wine?” but neither can they of themselves cause in business? 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Board and cured. lodging per day. 75 cts. to S2; per week. 84 to |5. jt-ST“ Knife, knife, acid, medicine, medicine; knife six meal tickets. SI again, and so on for a whole year; and yet the fungus Single meals, aict-n.s. ap 19-3tn growth which caused me so much pain, itching and miserv increased until 1 despaired of life. For six months I lay in a Canadian hospital undergoing inex pressible agony, but found no hope. I-ast Fall I came to Cleveland and underwent a terrible |O|«ration by three doctors at the Cleveland City Hospital, from the effects of which 1 never ex|«etcd to recover. After ly ing weeks on my back in lied, 1 was still in no better condition, for in less than two weeks after leaving the hospital the whole trouble grew as fast and as great as A AV omlerful Remedy. K ever. Hut, thank God, some one recommended Dr. Williams' Indian Ointment, which I tried, and to-day, There is no comparison between it and the common the growth has disappeared, tlie oain and itching is slow- acting porous plaster. It is in every way gone, I am happy and hopeful, and life has new charms superior to all other external remediea, including for me. It is all due to this wonderful Ointment.which liniments and tbe so-called electrical apptiancea It I will never fail to recommend so long as 1 live. Noth contains new medicinal Gementa which in combina ing else, it seems to me, could have staved the growth tion with rubber, ]MiYsesses the most extraordinary my terrible malady.” JOHN MORGAN, »ain-relicving, strengthening and curative pro|«rtiea. Cleveland, Ohio. Any physician in your own locality will confirm the “John Morgan is my brother and I can fully bear out above statement. For Lame Back, Rheumatism, nis recommendation of Dr. Williams’ Indian Ointment. Female Weakness, Stubborn and Neglected Colds, My brother would no doubt have been in bis grave long and Coughs, Diseased Kidneys, Whooping Cough, ago but for this Balm of Gilead." E. P. MORGAN, wffeections cf the heart, atad all ills for which |x,rou> Teacher of Phonography, Sjienceriaii Business Collage. plasters are used, it is simply the best known remedy Cleveland, Ohio. Ask for Benson's Ca]«ine l’orons Plaster and tak< 4iFWe could if necessary print pages *>f letter* t-<i no other. Sold by all druggists Prioe 25 cent* druggists and persons cured, praising this wondorfd Sent on receipt of price, by Seaburv A Johnson, 21 Platt Street, New York._________ meh 25-lm healing ointment. It has a larger sale and takes tbs lewd of any other Pile remedy in tlie world. Sold by Druggists everywhere. Sold whole«!-- t y T HOTEI EMPERANCE Benson’s Capcine Rcdlngton A Non. San Frunrln o. TRENKMANN Jk WOLFF, apr 5-eow 3m MACHINISTS. Lubricating Oils. 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