Ashland tidings., September 05, 1879, Image 4

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A policeman’s Romance.
Mismated Royalty.
The Professor and the Parasol.
“As Young as Your daughter.
“Tell jo a what, Taperly," sail the
We ai’e acquainted with a good-na­
For the first year of her marriage
floor
manager one day, “you rr.u>t thuw
with Prince Napoleon the Princess Clot tured, and at the same time, astute old
ilde was very wretched, and spent much professor, who maintains that it is quite a little more tact into your trjdei if you
of her time in prayer. The Prince was impossible for a man to properly and want to get on. I have noticed that you
extremely courteous to her, but as he correctly hold a parasol over the head of try to flatter the ladies, but you don’t lay
was at the same time as friendly as ever an attractive young lady. He himself it on thick enough. Whenever you see
with the old set there was no true bond has wrestled successfully with Pliny, a lady come in with her grown daughter,
of sympathy between them. It cannot Plato and Sophocles; he has written you must be sure to mistake the old lady
for the daughter, and tell her she looks as
even be said her heart was vacant, for historical works; he understands many
young as her daughter. That never fails
her girlish hopes and alliance worthy of languages; he is well posted in philoso­
to get ’em. Here comes Mrs. Boblink
rank had been centered on the Due de phy, psychology and metaphysics; but
with her daughter Maria, and I know
Chartres. There was but one prospect when it comes to holding a parasol so
they
will want to look at tilks.”
of a better understanding between the that the shade will slumber on the feat­
But the floor manager was a little short­
pair, and when their oldest son, the ures of a lady, he freely admits that he sighted, and had made a slight mistake as
present Prince Victor Jerome Frederic, is at sea, and that every university in regarded one of the persons.
was born on the 18th of July, 1862, his the land should add to its other attrac­
When Mrs. Boblink, cheery and chip­
mother seemed to take a new interest in tions a parasol chair.
per, though hardly as young as she once
Last Summer he took a walk in Cen­
life. Other children followed—Louis
was, sailed up to the silk counter, she was
Joseph Jerome, born on the 16 th of tral Park with a young lady. Before he not accompanied by her daughter, but by
July, 1864, and a girl, Letitia, bom on had journeyed very far she intrusted her Miss Rose Helianthus, a spinster of un­
parasol to him. He held it over her most
the 20th of December, 1866.
certain age and decidedly faded appear­
esthetically
for about five minutes, and
The Princess was naturally attached
ances. The deluded Taperly opened his
to all these children, but certain notori­ then it shifted out of position, and his batteries at once.
ous scandals in the father’s life gradu­ arm began to tremble.
“Mrs. Boblink, I believe, though I
“You are not shading me at all,’ must confess that I can hardly distinguish
ally estranged her more and more from
him. He was on the best of terms with she lisped most melodiously, “vou are you from your daughter. You are look­
the Marquise de C., and though the Prin­ throwing all the shade on that horse over ing almost, if not quite, as young a3 the
cess at first aflected to ignore it, she there.”
young lady at your side.”
The professor apologized, and once
sought every opportunity of getting out
“Sir!” exclaimed the indignant Bob­
of his way. They may lie said to have more got the parasol where it would do link.
lived apart since the birth of their daugh­ the most good. It was beginning to get
“Sir I’1 echoed the exasperated Helian­
ter, though at first neither avowed the a little heavier. His arm trembled like thus.
motive of the separation. The Princess an aspen. He thougt he was carrying a
“Don't say that isn’t so, my dear Miss.
simply contrived to be where the Prince keg of nails.
Boblink,” continued the unfortunate Ta­
“Now, then, you goose,” she broke in, perly, turning to the faded flower, and
was not. When he was at Paris, she
was either in Italy or at one of their “you’ll have me all sun-burned directly. failing to notice the storms that were
country houses.
This state of things Hold it up so; see?”
gathering on the two female faces. “You
Tho professor saw. He was longing know that your mother doesn’t look a day
continued down to the date of the
war. When that was over the Princess for a chance to get under a tree so he older than you do, and I must really beg
lived for a while in absolute retirement could get a rest, but she would not go jou to tell me which of you is ^Irs. Bcb-
at Prangins, a small domain let to the near one; she had an idea that a good link and which is Miss Boblink.”
Prince out of the wreck of his posses­ sun bath was just what she needed.
“Do you suppose that I came here to
“Is not that a lovely scenel’ she war­ be insulted?” exclaimod the Helianthus;
sions as a member of the reigning
family.
He meanwhile had left the bled; “just look at the pretiy stretch of ‘ do you presume, you onion eating idiot,
Palais Royal for an apartment, like any waving grass dotted with flowers!”
to compare nje, a young lady, to a wrinkled
“Delightful, delightful!” replied the hag of a married woman, who is o d
other private citizen. He sought her
out and proposed that she should share Prsfessor, as he worked his other hand enough to be my grandmother?”
“Do you mean, you redheaded igno­
the apartment (no mean one, as a matter around and deposited his elbow on it, so
of course,) and return “home.” She that his parasol arm would not drop out ramus,” exclaimed the Boblink, “to say
that I look no youger than that faded and
consented, and the first thing that met by the roots.
“
And
there
’
s
that
little
herd
of
sheep
withered old maid, who is fitly if she is a
her eye as she mossed the the threshold
was the portrait of the Marquise de C. calmly grazing—well, now, I declare, day? You ought to be arrested, you vile
It was too much, and she went straight Henry, that parasol is all out of the crcatuie, and 1 will complain to the pro-
off to her father’s chateau of Montcalice, way ; can’t you hold it forward a little p ietor at once.”
Tat erly is looking for a situation
more I
near Turin.
He does as directed, but only places
—Brooklyn Eagle.
The Prince kept the boys, and, having
himself
in
a
more
painful
¡»osition.
them, he had still the mother, in some
“ Won’t you have some ice cream,
How to Kill a Rat.
measure, in his power. The terms of
their separation are that he shall take MaudieT’ he whispers, in the hope of
A keen-eyed and gray bearded rat in a
the two Princes once a year to see their getting into a saloon in which he can
Rockville woolen mill had for a long
mother in Italy, and this has lieen done rest his arm.
“ I never touch it," she replies.
time evaded every device to entrap him,
regularly year by year since. The lads
He would like to change hands first but an expert took the case in hend, and
are very little with their father, even
rate,
but he doesn’t want to admit his succeeded in beguiling him into the trap.
when in Paris. They attend the Col­
lege Charlemagne, and live with their misery. He feels so weak that his shirt When the spring announced that the
tutor, a M. Bai bier, in the Rue de la sticks to his back, and his collar seems to “old General” was caught, the boys
Cerissic. They spend their holidays evaporate. His heartbeats likethe minute crowded around and peered in at the
with their aunt, the Princess Mathilde, hand of a clock. He braces himself and bright eyes and nervous movements of
the sister of Prince Napoleon, and it is actually uses his feet to keep the shade old fellow, who was “streaking it” in­
she who really brings them up. She machine imposition, and then .«he calm­ side. It was decided to put him in the
for ly takes it from him and tells him that “extractor,” and if he survived that
has
tho
greatest
affection
Victor — the eldest and the new men don’t know anything, anyhow. He treatment to let him go. The “extract­
pretender — and it is all the stronger lets her take it and puts his hand in his or” in a woolen mill is a machine used
because he is so different from “poor coat pocket, as if he feels that it can’t to extract the moisture out of the cloth,
the process being effected by putting the
Louis,” whohasjust met his death. Bear in support its own weight.
When they go out together now she cloth into a basket that revolves swiftly
mind that the late Prince Imperial and
his mother were never heartily liked by holds the parasol. He lets her do it, inside a massive frame-work of iron. So
the trap was fixed into the basket and
any branch of the true Napoleon family. too, for they are married now.
the belt run on.
Jerome and his sister Mathilde are true
Round and round went the basket,
After Marriage.
Bonapartes. As to tho one whom they
lurching
heavily from side to side, but
consented to call cousin because he boie
When the affectionate, celf-gacrificing gradually growing steadier as the revo­
the title of Napoleon III, the less said
the better as to the purity of his descent. young wife awakes 10 the conviction that lutions became swifter. Steadily the
He was undoubtedly “the son of his the man who was her tlave before mar speed went jjp; 100, 200, 300 and 400
eye equid just see
mother," Queen Hortense, but beyond »¡age is Quite inclined to be her master times a minute.
that it would not be safe to go, more es­ now, she is dismayed and disappointed. a dark spot in the basket, then there
pecially as his reputed father, Louis of In the old courtship days he used to say was a sudden jar, and a cry was heard
Holland, declared in the most forma! that he was going io marry her to get her that the trap would fly oil', the brake
manner that he had but too much reason out of this or that condition, away from put on, and the machine stopped. Was
to regard that lady with the deepest these or those people, to give her the “graybeard” dead ? Notabjt. He was
aversion. Now the present Prince Na­ pleasure she ought 10 haye—in short, to streaking it fore-and-aft in the trap, his
poleon and his sister Mathilde are of the make her happy; in these latter days, if lively eyes as bright as ever.
pure imperial stock, whatever else they he thinks of it at all, he would, compelled
Once i))0i’e 1)B took his place in the
to
frankness,
say
that
he
did
marry
in
may
not
be.
—
Boston
Herald.
basket.
It was to be a rule |o death
••I am dying, Egypt, dying,”
order
to
make
himself
happy.
For
that
this
time
—
a fast train that would whirl
Well, Blank happened to be among the
is
exactly
what
it
amounts
to
in
this
sort
him around at the rate of a mile and a
The Reporter
unlucky ones.
A ball laid him flat, i
of marriage. It is, more frequently than quarter every sixty seconds.
The “old
and when he came to he was a prisoner.
otherwise,
the
wife
who
neglects
none
of
General
”
seemed
to
have
ail
impression
The public are extremely fond of
You can’t get him to talk much about
it, but during his ten months at Ander­ joke* When they once „ get one well the little things, it is the husband who that affairs were nearing a climax, for a
forgets them every one. It is the wife despairing squeal was heard as the bas­
sonville he doubtless suflered all that a fixed in their minds, there is no remov­
who tiies to make home what it should ket again started. One minute, two
luan can suffer and live. His friends ing it. The rascality of lawyers has
be,
an I herself as lovely an object as may two minutes, three minutes, and the bas­
thought him dead/the lady to whom he been for long years a threadbare pleasan­
be in her lord’s eyes; who has the easy ket was whirling around fully 700 times
had been writing thought him dead, too; try, and no amount of reasoning could
chair ready by the fire, the slippers wait­ to the minute ! A steady hum, instead
so when he was exchanged and got a possibly remove it; and yet it is a well
ing. the pipes filled, the paper aired,
furlough, he concluded to keep up the known fact that there is no class of men the appetizing dish prepared; and it is of the surgings, indicated the high speed.
delusion a little longer. He went over in the world who are trusted to the ex­ often bv this little course of hers »hat this Then the belt was thrown off and the
to Indiana, to the quiet place where his tent that Jawvers are. Another favorite neglect has come about She has pam­ brake applied. When the machine stop­
dead friend’s sister lived, and ore day fancy, without any foundation in fact, pered him till he forgets to pamper her ped the “old General” was no more; but
called incognito at her father’s residence is tho O.ne that newspaper writers and in return. On the o.her hand, there are his was a painless death, without the
on some excuse or other He was ush­ publishers are g class of genteel paupers, some wives who never think of the ap­ I agony and distress usually dealt out to
ered into the parlor, met the ladv, and who enjoy the privileges pf every en­ petizing dish, or the arm-chiir, or the vermin.
began a conversation while waiting for tertainment, line of travel, public pipe, and who looked out for their own
What Iowa Girls are Taught.
and
every
other
good case sq strenuou-ly that there is no need
the old gentleman to appear. Soon the dinner,
without
making
adequate for any one el§e to Ip,ok out for it; who
girl looked at him curiously, jumped to thing,
At the Iowa Agricultural College
compensation
for
it
The
fact
is just demand, and therefore receive, and who
her feet and cried, “You can't deceive
every
girl in the junior class has learned
me: we thought you were dead, but I’m the other way. It is the public who seem to be entirely satisfied with that
how
to
make good bread, weighing and
sure you are the friend who was with are the dead-heads on the press. No state of things—more, who satisfy their
my brother in his last hour.’ You sec sooner does a man have a quarrel with husbands as well. What is the moral to measuring their ingredients, mixing,
his style of writing and talking were his neighbor than he rushes frantically be gained from this fact? That wives kneading and baking, and regulating
about the same, and it gave him away. to the nearest newspaper with a tale of should be selfi-h and exacting if they de­ her fire. Each has also been taught to
In due time the two were engaged, ar.d, woe, done up in the most execrable En­ sire to retain the r spect and love of their make yeast and bake biscuits, puddings,
pies and cakes of various kinds; how to
after the war, married. So you have a glish, and if the jaded editor does not at husbands?
cook a roast, broil a steak and make a
bit out of the life of a Chicago |K>1 ice­ once become his partisan, he goes away
fragrant cup of coffee; how to stuff and
feeling very much injured, and ten to
man.’
A Fourth of July Snowstorm
rcast a turkey, make oyster soup, pre­
And, lighting a cigar, the detective one stops his paper. The school girl
who makes a good record for the month,
walked away to bed.—Chicago Times.
A remarkable meteorological phenom­ pare stock for other soups, steam and
confidently expects to see her name enon was observed in several places in mash potatoes so that they will melt in
Coflee Planting in Southern India. conspicuously displayed in the next this city Friday afternoon
About 5 the mouth; and, in short, to get up a
paper, and feels injured if she is not. o’clock flakes of falling snow were seen first-class meal, combining both substan­
Notwithstanding the serious decrease The new stage driver, the latest hotel by many, who could hardly credit their tial and fancy dishes, in good style.
in the average yield of coffee per acre in arrival, the judge on the bench, the new senses. Sergeant Boyd, of the Signal Theory and manual skill have gone
the last two or three seasons, the area minister, all fully hope to
Vast stores of learning
be Service, happened to be out at the time hand in hand.
under mature plants in the Madras Presi­ “noticed.” Even the murderer on his and caught several of the flakes on his have been accumulated in the arts of
dency has increased in one year, 1876-7. way to the gallows feels easier when he sleeve. He says such a thing might not canning, preserving and pickling fruits,
from 45,252 acres to 49,350 acres The remarks the presence of the reporters. occur again in ioo years. He explains and they have taken practical lessons in
enhanced value which coffee fetches in In short, there is no ono who could dis­ it in this way: Artificial snow may be all the details of household manage­
the London market has doubtless given pense with the reporter and his faithful formed in a warm room, the air of which ment, such as house furnishing, care of
this industry a great stimulus. And the coadjutors. Now, it may be supposed has become saturated with moistu-e from beds and bedding, washing and ironing,
Indian planter, profiting by the almost that reporters receive all these atten­ i the breath or any cause, bjr suddenly ad­ care of the sick, care of children, etc.
total cessation of coflee cultivation in Ja­
tions with gushing gratitude, but the mitting a current of cold dry air. Shortly The girls, we are informed, are also
maica, and the great decline in produc­
fact is they soon cease to be novelties, before 5 o’clock a cloud was observed thoroughly grounded in science, mathe­
tion in Brazil and Java, mar, despite tem­
and are received as a part of their regu­ rising from the south. At the same time matics and English literature; but this
porary severe checks look forward with
lar profession. The reporter looks on another current rose from the northwest. is of slight moment compared with the
confidence to the futare. A largely in­
all these things that are so attractive to The current of wind which bore this foregoing catalogue of virtues. If there
creased value has also accrued to the fee­
the outside world as a part of his work, along was cold, while the opposing cur­ is anything that challenges the unlimit­
simple price of coff?e estates in both In­
rent was warm and saturated with vapor. ed respect and devotion of the mascu­
dia and Ceylon. We heard just the other and goes to them for precisely the same These two intermingled, and the effect line mind it is the ability in woman to
day of a Cevlon planter buying his part­ reason that an ox goes under his yoke—- was to form crystals of snow. The pre­ order well her own hobsehold. Each
because he must do it.
We do not
ner's share in the estate at the enormous
ceding heat and dryness of the day also one of these charming Iowa girls, it is
price of £100 per acre for cultivated and complain of this—it is a part of the bus­ helped to produce this result. The ba­ safe to say, will marry within six weeks
jungle land alike, and the purchaser was iness ; but, for goodness’ sake, let us rometer was very low at the lime, and
after graduation.
no tyro at his trade.—Fraser’s Magazine. have the obligation placed where it right­ the thermometer dropped 15 degrees in
fully belongs.
A certain young lady who was a little
ten minutes. The minimum temper­
Fencing with broomsticks is becoming
A
young
lady
complained
to
her
escon
behindhand
in her Summer outfit sur­
ature Friday night was 57 degrees. This
. popular among school and college girls as
at
the
hotel
that
she
had
lost
a
fan
and
sudden change was no less remarkable prised her parents the other day by ask­
a course of preparation for a future state.
silver chain attached which he had given than the snow-flakes.—Portland, Me, ing why she was unlike George Wash­
’•There is no place like Chicago,’’ says her. “Good gracious!” exclaimed the Advertiser.
ington. When they gave it up, she
a Chicago paper That is so, and a deuced gentleman to a friend, “she has lost her
told them, because she had no little hat-
lucky thing it is, too.—Buffalo Express. presents of mine.”
The eleciric’light keeps dark.
yet.
“Now look here,” responded the de­
tective, “jt seems to me as though your
readers had had a feast of blood for the
past week. To begin with, there was
the Silver Leaf Grove tragedy, and the
list closeu not two hours ago with that
damnable razor-cutting case you wit­
nessed. If you car^d for it, I could give
you semething just as interesting and a
great deal more romantic than all these
brutal rows put together.”
“What’s it about I ’ was the query.
“About that man over there,” and the
speaker pointed to a stalwart Saxon in
the uniform of tho force, whose tawny
moustache and closely cropped hair set
off to advantage a face moulded in the
lines of command.
“Now, you wouldn't think,” continued
the detective, “that man had gone
through siege and march, and battle, and
starvation and imprisonment, to get his
wife, would you? But it’s just through
a combination of all those circumstances
that he chances to-day to be happily
married and the father of a family.
The loungers about the great bare
room had gathered nearer during the
conversation, and the chorused entreaty
now was: “Tell us the story, Ed.”
“Well, boys, I don’t exactly know as
I have a right to show up a man’s pri­
vate affairs in this way, but as it’s a yarn
of the war that more than one of you can
appreciate from actual experience, I’ll
give it to you. To begin with, I don’t
think there’s one here but what has heard
of the Thirty-sixth Illinois Volunteers—
that good old regiment which lost more
soldier^ in battle and less from disease
than any other regiment in the service.
VVellfc along in the la«t lavs of 1862, the
Thirty-sixth found itself a part and
parcel of the fight at Stone river. I
don’t think, by the wav, that any one
event of the war contained more discom­
fort, hardship and loss than that same
fight. ‘ On the third day after the skirm­
ishing had begun, our boys lay right
alongside tho Forty-second Indiana, in
which Command our friend Blank there
yonder, had a warm personal friend.
When we got to tho front and the bullets
began to whistle and the guns to bang,
the Thirty-sixth was moved over <5ut of
the way to give Phil. Sheridan a chance
at the rubs. As they went tearing along
through the hell of smoke and the rain
of lead, Blank chanced on his Hoosier
friend, flat on the ground and gasping
his last. He got out of the ranks ant
stopped a moment. ‘My dear boy,’ he
said, ‘can I do anything for you P ‘No,’
came the feeble reply. ‘I’ve got my
route for the other shore. Yet, if you’d
take my trinkets and send the news of
iny d^ath to the dear ones at home, you’d
make a dying man’s mind more at rest
than it now is.’
“So there on that awful battle-field,
Blank knelt down, took the address of a
sister, murmured a short prayer, and be­
fore rising closed his comrade’s eyes in
death. Then he went in again savager
than ever, and no man in the army ex­
perienced a fiercer delight than he when
the battered Confederates fled the field.
“Well, he wrote to that sister, and
detailed the story of her brother’s death.
A reply reached him and a regular cor­
respondence followed. But you know
the ups and downs of a soldier’s life.
In tho Fall, September, I think, earne
the Chickamauga affair. The Thirty­
sixth went in with a flag inscribed “Pea
Ridge,” “Perryville,” “Stone River,”
and they brought it out riddled with
balls and hallowed with glory. They
had inspiration for fighting, too, that
day. Sheridan was there, and McCook
and Lytle, who was killed, and who, by
the way, wrote that stirring poem about
Cleopatra, which begins
“ He’s Only My Husband.”
Miss Neilson has mace many conquests
in New York. Her parlors in the Fifth
Avenue were never without her admir­
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ers in seasonable hours. She had a big
husband named Lee. He seemed more
of a factotum.
A New Yorker fell
madly in love with the actress while she
was playing as Rosalind and Amy Rob-
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was in an orchestra chair, with a big
floral emblem for her, and every after­
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as graciously as he could under the cir­
“ I have suflered for twenty years
cumstances. and shot out of the room.—
with
itching and ulcerated piles, having
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used every remedy that came to my no­ I
tice without benefit, until 1 used Dr
Liove at the Seashore.
William’s Indian Ointment and received
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immediate relief.”
Rye Beach furnishes the latest love ro­
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mance, Miss. Sarah Brown, a beautiful
Pennsylvania heiress, having become en­
gaged to Robert G. Miller, the son of a
Rye Beach fisherman, and himself no
more than the skipper of one of the hotel
yachts. Miss Brown frequently went out
to sail in Robert’s yacht, and he went
dead in love with ner, but kept the secret
to himself, only paying her great atten­
tion. In return the young lady was very
courteous. A few days ago Miss Brown
got a fish-bone in her throat, and her con­
dition became so dangercus that it was
decided to send to Portsm juth. ten miles
off, for a doctor Robert insisted on being
the messenger, and mounting a swift
horse, started off at a great speed, When
half way to town he unfortunately fell
from his horse, dislocating his ankle and
breaking an arm, but with heroic courage
remounted and drove on, but fainted with
pain and exhaustion after delivering bis
message at the doctor’s office. The doc­
tor, on reaching Miss Brown, quickly re­
moved the fish-bone but declared that
she could not have lived five minutes
longer, and that she owed her life to the
heroism of young Miller, nariating the
circumstances here related. Miss Brown
thereupon fell in love with Robert, ar.d
is to marry him as soon as he recovers
sufficiently from his injuries. So writes a
correspondent of the New York Com-
mercial.
He Got a Pass.
J ames C ap . roll .
(An old miller) Teeoma. Nevada.
If you are going to paint your house,
barn, wagon or machinery, the wonder­
ful Imperishable Mixed Paint is surely
the best, for it is warranted by their
agents in your own town not to chalk,
crack, jieel or blister; to cover better and
work easier than any other paint. Tao Imper­
ishable Paint was awarded the flr-t premium,
over all other paints, at the California State
Fair, 1878 and the Gold Medal at the Oregon i
State Fair, 1878. Get a circular from their
Agent, which explains this wonderful discov­
ery. Try tne paint and you certain'y would
have no other,
HAVE YOU THE
P X X« JES ss?
A Surei urc Found n( Inst—N* one Need
Hu O'er.
HOI.1» IIY 11.!. IIIIIGGINTN.
wnlSIm
Montgomorv’s
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EMPERANCE
HOTEl
221. 223. 227 nml 22» Scronil St., L
S a N FRANCISCO: Chas. Montgomery, Prop.
This is the only Hrlcll} temperance hotel In
San Francisco, nml «41 os superior accommo­
dations to the traveling public. Board an<l
lodging per day, "acts, to 12; per week, St to «5.
Single meals, ¿0 cen s. -six meal.tickets, fl
ap lS-.'im
A sure cure for the blind, bleeding, itching and ul­ I
cerated piles lias been discovered by Dr. Williams (un
Indian remedy) called Dr. Williams' Indian Ointment.
A single box has cured the worst old chronic cases of
twenty-five and thirty years’ standing No one need
suffer five minutes after applying this wonderful sooth­
ing medicine. Lotions, instruments and electuaries do
more harm than guod. Williams’ Ointment absorbs
the tumors, allays the intense itching (particularly at
night after getting warm in bod), acts as a poultice,
gives instant and )>ainless relief, and is pre) mi . red only
for Piles itching of the private parts, and nothing els«'.
Thousands of cured ]>aticnts attest its virtues, an l
physicians of all schools pronounce it the greatest con­
A Wonderful Remedy.
tribution to medicin« of the age. It matters noi how
long or severely you have been suffering, vou can be
riiere is no comparison between it and the common
.cured.
•low acting |x>rous plaster. It is in every way
tS"" Knife, knife, acid, medicine, medicine; knife
»uporior to all other external remedies, including
again, and so un for a whole year; and yet the fuugus
liniments and the so-called electrical appliances. It
growth which caused me so much pain, itching and
contains new medicinal elements wiiicli mjumhioOi w* —
miserv increased until I despaired of life. For six
tion with rubber, possesses the most extraordinary
months 1 laj* m a Canadian hospital undergoing inex­
>ain relieving, strengthening and curative properties.
pressible agony, but found no hope. Last rail I came
Any physician in your own locality will confirm the
to Cleveland and underwent a terrible ojieration by
above statement. For Lame Back, Rheumatism,
three doctors at the Cleveland City Hospital, from the
Female Weakness, Stubborn and Neglected Colds,
effects of which 1 never ex|>ectad to recover. After ly­
and Coughs. Diseased Kidneys, Whooping Cough,
ing weeks on my back in )>ed, 1 was still in no better
affeections uf the heart, and all ills for which porous
porous
condition, for in less than two weeks after leaving the
plasters are used, it is simply the best known remedy.
hospital the whole trouble grew as fast and as great as
Ask for Benson's Ca|x:ine Porous Plaster and »ak*
ever. But, thank G«xl, some one recommended l)r.
no other. Sold by all druggists Prico 25 cents
Williams’ Indian Ointment, which I tried, and to-day,
Sent on receipt of price, by Seabury A Johnson, 21
the growth has disappeared, the >ain and itching is
Platt Street. N
‘ meh 25-lm
?;one, I am happy and hopeful, and life has new charms
or me. It is all due to this wonderful Ointment,which
I will never fall to recommend so long os 1 live. Noth
ing else, it seeing to me, could have staved the growth
my terrible malady.”
JOHN MORGAN,
Cleveland, Ohio.
“John Morgan is my brother and I can fulfly licar out
nis recommendation of Dr. Williams' Indian Ointment.
Mv brother would no doubt have heen ill his grave lonr
ago but for this Balni of Gilead.”
E. P. MORGAN,
SOLE AGENTS FOR THE UNRIVALLED
Teacher of Phonography, SjKmccrian Business College,
Cleveland, Ohio.
NTANDARD
AND ESTEY .ORGANS,
tdf’We could if necessary print pages ef letter* tui
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druggists and persons cured, praising this wonderful
healing ointment. It has a larger sale and tiLno ths _
Music
Dealers, P->rtlami, regOM
I
lead of any other Pile remedy ill the world.
Sold by Druggists everywhere. Sold wholesale r.y
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Benson’s Capcine
Plaster
The other day one of the ferry boat
captains found aboard on his craft a ca­
daverous-looking chap who had beaten
his wav to and fro so often that patience
was no longer a virtue. When it was
found that lie had no ticket the captain
I
I
roared out ;
“What did I tell « vou the last time I
passed you over 1”
“You said you’d throw me into the
river next time I tried to beat my way
across,” was the calm reply.
“And now------ !” yelled the captain as
fie started to pull off his coat.
Kcdlngton A Hon, San Francis «.
apr j-cow-3m
“And naw you won t, You are a
good-hearted man and I don’t want you
DtiBOIS «to KINO.
to get into trouble on my account. I
General Agent«,
will go overboard on my own hook.”
Commission ami Forwarding Merchant^
He stepped to the gangway and made
108 Front street,
411 Washington stieei,
a dive before any one could prevent him.
Portland, Ogn.
San Francisco, Cal
attenlion given to the sale of Wool,
The boat was stopped, life-preservers Special
Flour, Grain and Produce in Portland audftas
feh Iti-lm
thrown out, and after hard work the Francisco.
man was hauled aboard. The captain
A. STTLOYVBlilDGF.,
seized him, braced him against the cabin,
Direct Importer and Dealer in
and, shaking his fist under the beat’s
LEATHER AND SHOE FINDINGS,
nose, exclaimed:
“Look-a here, you miserable, sinful
No. 141 Front fU. Portland. Or
man, I’ve lieen put to ten dollar’s worth
of trouble trying to collect your five-cent
fare ! After this it is understood that
you are always to ride free, and if you
Portland, Oregon.
offer to pay fare I'll lick you !”
ST. HELEN’S HALL
The Eleventh Year of this
The Correct Way.
THE BEST SPRING MEDICINE
AND BEAUTIF1ER OF THE COM­
PLEXION IN USE. CURES PIM­
PLES, BOILS, BLOTCHES, NEU­
RALGIA, SCROFULA, GOUT,
RHEUMATIC AND MERCURIAL
PAINS, AND ALU DISEASES ÁK
ISING FROM A DISORDERED
STATE OF THE BLOOD AND
LIVER.
BOARDING AND DAY SCHOOL
GUTJTXTfil !
Remington’s,
Hharp’s aud
Winchester
Rifles. - —-- ---------------
_
Rifles.
And Cartridges of all kinds at reduced price«.
BY WM. IlEcjt «str SON,
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______ _______ Fort’in<l. OreKQh
uUNv
MOLSON <fc SON’S
CELEBRATED
Beer, Ale and Porter
Which is su pot ior to ail others
Send in your orders
HOLGON
a son ,
WILL OPEN ON
Portland, Oregon.
Young man, when you see anything
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 1S7S,
you want, ask. for it like a man. If you With a corp« of Twelve Teachers. For further particu­
Bishop Morris, or
want to borrow five dollars from a man lar« address
Miss Kodney,
or if you only want to marry his daugh­ aug 2 -os ltn
Portland, Oregon
ter, don’t slide up to him and hang on to
your hat and talk politics and religion
TRENKMANN & WOLFF,
and weather, and tell old, stale jokes,
whereof you can’t remember the point,
i . . WIMAII FOR BU8INES9
until you worry the man into a nervous
inArort^ntifCa,ndUtJiC* o, life in a «y*«B»tic course
And Manufacturers of
irritation.
Go at him with a full head
ne«AriH^,rtJuI,BookkecP‘nX. Business Forms, Busi-
and the B^’*sh branches.
of steam on and your bow ports open, Tools for Planing, Molding and Turning,
like an ironclad pulling for a shore bat­
^FRANCEA WiyTE, Portland, Ogn,
Cattle Brands, Iron Monse Work, and all
tery. Snort and paw and shake your
kinds of Brewery W ork done to order.
head, if you feel like it, no matter if it Also Farm Machinery repaired on short notice. Par­
NOTTC!T!I T&e undersigned will
does make him look astonished. Better
ticular attention {«aid to Boiler Work. Mill
tTn.ir « i
make collections and at-
Picks made and repaired,
astonish him than bore him. Go into
cnnnttXbnKlDe!4i of al* klnd« ior parties in the
the «nmkCh»rK ng.on y a 8ma11 commission for
Mo. 40 Front Street. Portland, Oregon.
his heart or his pocketbook, or both, it
lection« kJiTtTE1 r,eturns made from al) ©oil
aug 2-tf
n uQ*‘,ne'*a matter« will receive
amounts to the same thing, like a bun­
,aJ® »Mention. AH kinds of lnlorma’
GREAT REDUCTION IN PRICES.
dle bull with a curl in his forehead,
tion furnished. Parties holding bills against
p H
m .portland can have the sameattend-
charging a red merino dress, eyes on
.
W.L. EPPINGER,
Je ZO-tf
Box 727, Port land ^Oregon.
fire, tail up and dust a flying. Then
Dealers in
you’ll fetch him, or possibly; he may
fetch you. But never mind, you’ll ac­ Doors, Windows, Blinds and Glass
WEI0HT3, CORDS AND PULLEY’S,
complish something, and show you are
not afraid to speak what’s on your I2S Front 8U, bet; Waahlnffton A Aider.
•lust IV lint Everyone Need a!
Jet lm
PORTLAND, OREGON.
mind. And that’s a great deal more
I
than you would accomplish by the other
the C osmopolitan red rubber stamp com ­
method. You needn’t be cheeky, but
pany ,
you ought to be straight forward.—
Vancouver, W. T.,
Hawkeye.
Is now manufacturing from the- very best material in
White Leads,
MACHINISTS.
J SIMON & CO.,
Look Eiere«
Painters’ Stock.
Just think of the Polar bear. He
roams around all day seeking the sunny
side of an iceberg; and at night rests his
weary head on a pillow of frozen snow.
He needs no fan by day or mosquito
netting by night Neither does he have
to take his best girl out and treat her to
soda water and icecream.—New Haven
Register.
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White Zinc»,
Linseed Oil,
Turpentine,
Brushes,
Colors,
Varnishes
' T .SALE BY
Hod^ „ Davis & Co.«
th market, combined with the latest improvements
in vulcanizing known to the Art.
RED RUBBER STAMPS
of every style and variety, and on terms defying com.
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wanted.
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professional men, merchants, manufacturers and me­
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We manufacture Dating, Business and Name Stamps,
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