> F a Y J « Coming Bound the Curve. W. G. B. An Old Statute Against Profanity. Teach the Poor to Take Care of Infant Mortality ln New York. Themselyes. was very much broken down for years. Mv digestion, bowels and nervous sjstero were in a very bad condition. My sys teni was not properly nourished. After eating I was (¡¡stressed, and my food would not assimilate properly, no that I received little benefit. I was weak and most miserable, but on trying your Root Bitters I seemed to be wonderfully acted upon, and they have given inc great comfort while using them. Enclosed find $5 for six l»ottles, which pleas*-, .»end me soon. J. J. S pinning , Cincinnati, Ohio. D h . F razier :—“I have had a splendid trade on your Root Bitters. They en tirely cured one of my customers, a wo man, of Dyspepsia, who had used all kinds of medicines without any good re sults. A. J. M iller , Druggist, 284 Southwest street, Indianapolis, Ind. See advertisement headed “ Life in a Bottle” in another column. , DO»» & co., ■ A Valuable Medicine. D r . F razier :—“My constitution Portland, Oregon. Statistics are not always dry and un The old Maryland statue of 1723, OFFER FOR SALE AT LOWEST PRICES, A FULL LINE OF impressive, even to the casual reader. chapter 16, to which reference was “What we want,” said Miss Help, made by Attorney General Gwin in his “is not to take care of the poor, but to The figures which show the rate of mor argument before Judge Brown, in the teach the poor to take care of them tality among the little children in great ___ Solo Agents for the ^‘drunk and disorderly” cases, was really selves. Some of what we call our cities have a pathetic eloquence w hich and more particularly an act to punish charitable institutions make large collec can hardly fail to attract the attention Tlie Leading llarvcRtlng Slacliine of llic World. blasphemy. It is the re-enactment of an tions, salary heavily several officers, and and touch the feelings of the most in oldei’ statute, which must have been en do most of their work in encouraging different. When the Stato census was So large a portion of tbe Graso ana Should business cares oppress you, Grain Crops of the Paciflo Coast hawo taken in 1875, this city had a popula acted originally at St. Mary ’ s, and while pauperism. Some others of our institu And times be hard and drear, been ent by the BUCKEYE- that no far Father White was still in the colony. tions are managed by ladies, who give tion of 1,041,886. The same year the An honest heart anil sunny smile mer here can bo ignorant of its moritst Will all your future cheer. The second section provides for the pun their services freely, and who only number of deaths was 30,704, giving us or require argument to convinoe hint ol Put on the brakes, keep a sharp lookout, ishment of all who profanely swear “in salary their employes as matrons or a rate of 29.74 to the thousand inhabi its superiority; as it is too well and fa The maxim well will serve, tants. It is inordinately high for the vorably known to need comment. It is the j resenoe and hearing of any magis secretaries. They do a deal of good, and If you blow your whistle lively the perfection of all Reaper and Mow whole population. The situation of the trate, minister, the Commissary General, relieve a deal of misery. I have known Wheu you’er coming round the curve. ing Machines. city is unsurpassed for purposes of drain Secretary, Sheriff, Coroner, Provincial many rescued from ruin by their means, If a gay coquette should charm you, or County Clerk, vestryman, church but one o "reat trouble with these institu- age and cleanliness, and it has at com With eyes and hair like night, We call especial attention to our New warden or constable, or be con tions is that the ladies do not know mand en ample supply of pure water. To make your poor heart Hutter, and Perfected victed .thereof before any magistrate much about business, and next that they It ought to be one of the healthiest And telescope it quite, You bring to mind this maxim, by the oath of one lawful witness, or do not Know much about the poor. In cities in the world, and yet the death And then (without reserve) New lit tletnil and Rren. confession of the party.” The third sec the way of business they often proceed rate for London for the five years end To hoist the danger signal eral feature. DISTINCTIVE ing with 1878 was but 22.8 to the thou tion enacts “ that every person that and PECULIAR, and it now on a basis of impossibilities, not having When she’s coming round the curve. stands the < The Registrar-General, after shall be drunk in the presence of any of any business experience or practice; and sand. To do your duty manfully, the persons aforesaid, or shall be there for the poor, they regard them as all showing the great improvement that had CHAMPION THRESHER OF IHE WORLD. To cleave unto the right, taken place in consequence of a better of convicted in manner aforesaid before alike, differing only about as much as Will make life all the happier Expectant heir to the doctor of his un Thresher-men who have used or any magistrate, shall be fined for every potatoes in a barrel—some large and administration of the interests apper cle: -‘Then, you sav, my poor uncle is employed this new stylo of And your joys will be more bright, If you leave the wrong behind you offense five shillings, current money, to some small, some sound and some speck taining to public health, maintained that afflicted with one of those incurable dis Thresher, all unito in testifying they are the ONLY TESTS:’/ And from the right ne’er swerve; be applied as aforesaid.” The statute is ed, and so all to be treated generally in the rate ought to be reduced to 20, and eases for which you naver prescribe?” "I that THSISHZ3 IN USZ; It is designed The engine will not harm you of more ancient origin still. The first the same fashion. They do not recognize might even be brought down to 17. It beg your pardon, we always prescribe for and built expressly for Oregon When it’s coming round the curve. section, relating to blasphemy, is no other individuality in their poor; individuality depends on agencies entirely within the them.” “But—do you cure them?” and Washington, by one who And wheu the grim destroyer thoroughly understands tho requirements of the count icy, and the difficulties than the first section of the Maryland and personal preferences seem to them control of man to make a large city, “Never.” Shall stare you in the face, to bo overcome. Agents for favorably situated, as healthy as a small Act of Toleration, passed April 21, 1649, to belong to good clothes and an income; Remember that the lot of all HAINES’ (Genuine) SINGLE GEARED HEADER, If you are going to paint your house chapter 1st, of First Assembly, under they don’t say so, but practically they one. Is a final resting-place. Specially Improved for this Season—Ten or Twelve foot cut. Of our total population of 1,041,886, barn, wagon or machinery, the wonder Governor Stone’s administration, and follow this view, and so doing they do Don’t let this thought unman you, SOLE AGENTS FOR THE OLD RELIABLE But be a man of nerve, called “ An Act Concerning Religion.” not make the most and best possible out 128,169,or u little over 12 percent., ful Imperishable Mixed Paint is surely Schuttler Farm, Freight, and Spring Wagons. And look out for the engine The fourth section embodies the sub of their poor, and make them most were children under 5 yeai-s of age. Of the best, for it is warranted by their Studebaker Wagons, Studebaker 4 Spring Hacks. When it’s going round the curve. stance of the several sections of the act readily self-supporting by following their the 30,704 deaths in that year, 14,848, agents in your own town not to chalk, —Tho California Farmer. Regulator, Wind Mills, The most complete windmill in use. of 1723 in regard to the punishment of natural bent. Now, talking of the or more than 48 1-3 per cent, were of crack, peel or blister; to cover better and Elward Harvesters, Vastly superior to any other hand binder easier than any other paint. T.ie Imper breaking the Sabbath day, drunken business lack of these ladies’ committees children under 5. While the rate of work Dead—Not Delivered ishable Paint was awarded tire firnt premium, Harvester in market. Will handle lodged or fallen grain, and elevate ness and profane swearing. The fifth reminds me of a fact. I knew one com mortality for the entire |>opulatlon was over all other paints, at the California State it better than any known machine of its class. Fair, 1878. and the Gold Medal at the Oregon Fair, 1878. Get a circular from their Meeting the letter carriers as they leave section was the ever-memorable one mittee that had in hand a country home 29.47 in a thousand, for these little ones State Taylor Sulky Rakes, Self Dump Agent, which explains this wonderful discov the post-office with their bulky sacks concerning liberty of conscience. “The for an orphanage. They wanted to have it was 115.84 in a thousand, or about ery. ing and Plain. Try the paint and you certalu y would one in nine of the whole number. Of better to preserve mutual love and unity have no other. a house moved nearly half a mile; to crowded with letters, one must wonder Monitor and Straw Burning En how they can distribute each and every amongst the inhabitants.” This act have it floored, plastered, painted, and a these, 8,540, or considerably more than gines. j S-tT In luakiiitf riij pnrcliaN«* or iu one to its proper owner; but, bless you! was cofirmed and made perpetual by the three-room addition built on, and the one-l alf, were infants under 1 year of writing in response to any advertise Send for Special Catalogue, also for they go further than that. After they act of June 15, 1666, passed when the whole building must have its siding re age. These helpless little ones, in fact, ment iu this ptiper you will ploase men« our New Price List. have been on a route for a while they can news of the restoration of Charles II. newed. They gave out the contract, furnish 27.81 per cent, of all the deaths lion the nnine of the paper. tell much more about a family than they was received. It was repealed by the changed their minds and delayed three of the year. The whole number being, ever do. They know if one of the chil act for the establishment of the Church times, and then demanded that the work accoiding to official enumeration, 27,782, dren is away, it vi ¡tors are coming, if any of England, 1692, chapter 2, of the first be done at the first time stated, giving it is evident that more than one-quarter of the relatives are dead, and many other Legislature under William and Marv, just one month for the whole work, of all the human beings born in this things hardly known to the nearest neigh and the other sections enacted into sep while the mere moving of the building city go down to the grave before they The Most Valuable Medical Discovery HOUSE, Known to the World—No More Use bor. Au envelope is nothing but an en arate laws.—-Baltimore Sun. and setting it on its new foundations re- are a twelvemonth old. The ghastly for Quinine, Calomel or Mineral Pois velope ter you. You may criticise the quired two weeks. The contractor pro blight upon the precious crop of human ■. I «n«l Taird SI reels, ity is not evenly distributed over the Uphill Work ons —Life for the Blood, Strength for handwriting and the orthography, but be tested, and pleaded the stripping and re Neai tlx» fteiniship Land- yond .h.t yon rare nothing. To the let the Nerves, and Health for All. siding; one of the managers remarked city or through the year. While the iitir...... : T.iiiroaJ Depots, number of deaths per day varied in ter carrier it is a bo.-l. 1 le known when So deep lies the love of variety in our that ‘it should not take very long to A* OPEN LETTER TO THE PUUi.lC. father and mother coming —where a tiuant nature that few people do not, in the I pull off and tack on a few boards!’ January from 73 to 110, of which from Believing that by clean-ing tiie blood and boy is — whether the family is respected long run, find it more fatiguing to keep ! Not a manager of them knew anything 27 to 50 were of children under 5, in butlding up the constituti 11 wa-i the or.ly true of banishing dise.n e, an ■ being troubled or not—and Sarah’s beau cannot blind entirely upon level ground than to take about building or house-moving, ami July the daily number varied from 73 to way with weakness of the lunes, eatiirih, vety in ch broken dov.-n in e .n'-titirion, • tc . and sifter the carri r by getting sent? one else to hill and dale, rough and smooth, as they they ended by getting a poor house for 155, of which 87 to 105 were of these try in ’ tlie best physicians ai d p<ying<ut my direct the envelope. money for many kinds f niedu i e< ••dve tised come. If the actual force spent in oc half as much again as a good one should little ones. The average in the heated without finding a pern.m.eiit cur , I began doc season is nearly double what it is in the toring myself, One day one of the oldest carriers had casional climbing is greater than is re cost.”—Sunday Afternoon for July. using medicines made from toots spare no pains or a letter left over after he had gone his quired for level walking, it is more cold months. It is unnecessary to say and h'-rbs. 1 lortunately «llscovered a winder lul Bitters or B'ooil C eanser, the firs: bottle of spense to make this usual round It was directed to a wom healthy <listribute<l among the different that the ratio in the crowded and filthy which gave mo new life and vigor, and tn time After Waterloo. house tire best ho a permanent cu e. I was free from ca an living in a little old house standing muscles, and the exhilaration of per tenement house quarters is vastly greater effected tarrh, my lungs became strong and sound, be tt'! in Portland. back from the street; and as he studied petual change more than comjiensates To those who remember the enthusi than in the more wholesome districts of ing able to stand the most severe cold and ex posure, and I have gained over thirty pounds the address he said to himself that he for the mere physical effort. There is a astic welcome afforded to our troops on the city, though accurate comparison in weight. Feel!rg confident that I had made a wonderful di-covery In medicine, 1 prepared never had an epistle for her before in all somewhat similar advantage in the fact their return from the Crimea, especially cannot be made. made.—N. Y. Times. aquantity of the Root Bitters,and was iu the the six or seven years he had been ou the that the figurative journey of life sel that never-to-be-forgotten scene in Hyde habit of giving them away to sick ffrier.ds and Treasury Girls. neighbors. I found l he medicine effected the route. The postmark was that of an of dom remains long at one level. All Park, it will be scarcely credible that on most wonderful cures of all diseases caused fice in the East, and the carrier mused to work has its time of toiling ascent and the regiments who had fought at Water from humors or strofula in the blood. Impru had dence. Although for many years ladies Bad Stomach, Weakness, Kidney Dis himself: loo returning home they were treated been allowed to take copying from the ease, Torpid Liver, etc., etc. The news of my of easy downward sliding. Life itself discovery in this way spread from one person “This is from her son, and she will be The San Francisco generally begins with a stiff climb, and with the utmost coldness, nay, with pos department to their homes and had re to another until I found myself called upon to crying before I am out of sight.” supply patients with medicines far and wide, itive neglect, and in some instances and I whs induced to establish a laboratory for He delivered the lette* to the white ends with less of active effort and more worse. Lord Albemarle says: “We ceived payment for the work done ac compounding and bottling the Root Bitters in rapid progress. Or, from another jioint cording to a tariff, of ten cents for every faced woman of 6o, who seemed to be large quantities, and I now devote all my time landed at Dover in the latter end of hundred words, yet we think it was to of view, we may compare youth to a this business. living all alone, and she looked surprised December. * * * An anti-military not more than twenty years since they Thousands of persons in all parts of the coun rush down toward the plains from FOR- try are already using ROOT BITTERR. They as he placed it in her hand. spirit had set in. Waterloo and Water saved many lives of consumptives who “A letter for me—I haven’t a relative which later in life, we hope gradually to loo men were at a discount. We were were formally admitted to clerkships have had been given up by friends and physicians rise to the serene heights of experience. under Government, with regularly es to die, and have Dermanently cure 1 many old on earth!” she gasped. made painfully sensible of the change tablished salaries. chr nlccases of Catarrh,Scrofula,Rheumatism, There is a delightful adaptability about But he left it with her. Dyspepsia and Skin Diseases, where al! other If we had been convicts disembarking Of course the opportunity to secure treatments had failed. Are you troubled with In about three weeks a second leder the up and down hill metaphor; it runs from a hulk, we could hardly have met sick headache, costiveness, dizziness, weak came, and the old lady opened the dooi equally well backward and forward. with less consideration. * * * The such positions was a great blessing to ness, bad taste ln tlie mouth, nervousness and broken down in constitution? You will be before the carrier was inside the gate. But, on the whole, the most natural use only persons who took any notice of us many widows and orphans of gentlemen cured if you take the ROOT B1TTEKS. Have burners and pimples on your face or skin? THE WEEKLY CHRONICLE 1$ AN EIGHT PACE PAPER, 64 COLUMNS, She did not say it was from her son, but of it is that which treats the morning’s were the custom house oHicers, and they who had died in one branch or another von Nothing will give yen such go d health, the carrier knew for ali that, and ha hoped journey as uphill work, and typifies the kept us for hours under arms in the cold of the Government service, women who strength and beauty as ROOT BITTERS. Containing the entire news of the week. No matter what your feelings or symptoms that the truant boy had settled down for absence of conscious effort, the quick while they subjected us to a rigid search. had either starvation or intolerable de are, what th • disease or allmeut is, use Root life, and was writing cheerful words and flight of time and the sense of gradual These functionaries were more than us pendance before them; and the oppor Bitters. Don’t wuit until you are sick, Lut If TH!'. WEEKLY CHRONICLE supplies the ititeilc.-lu.il « i its of all. the f irm -r, the la > »rer, the artisan, only feel bad or miserable, use the Bitters the merchant, tho miner, the <»1»! and the young. THE GREAT FAMILY PAPER of sixty four sending aid to his poor old mother. closing in and loss of vantage ground ually on the alert at this time, because tunity was eagerly seized, and has ever y at u once. It may save your life. (04) largo culumnsof reading matter once a v*eek for twelve months it to l»o which creeps over us with advancing since been taken advantage of*to such a VS. I know that Jealous phys'eiaus will cry henceforth furnished for $2.50 in advanco. Regularly every three weeks, for half a humbug lH)cause my discovery cures so many year or more, there came a fat-looking years, by the one word “downward.” a day or two before, a brigade of artil degree that the pressure brought to of their patients, but I care not. It is now my and determination to place my ROOT Send for Circular and Sample Copy. Sent Free on application. - letter for the old woman in the little Down from the level tableland upon lery, with guns loaded to the muzzle bear, upon people supposed to have in desire BITTFRH as fast as possible within the reach with French lace had just slipped which middle age takes its stand and fluence over thos? who make the ap cabin; and if the leder was a day late her of all those suffering throughout the world. TERMS—WEEKLY CHRONICLE, $2.50 per year: DAILY CHRONICLE Id b7 wholesale and retail druggists and white face at the window reproached the does its work, down into the gathering through their fingers.” But even greater pointments, in order to secure the va H country $6.70 per year, postage paid. Address merchants, or sent by- express on re carrier more than words could have done. shades of evening, down toward the was the insult offered the gallant seven cant places, is something which never ceipt of price. St per bottle, or six bottles $5. Chas. DeYoung A' Co., Publisher*, For certificates of wonderful cures, see my large If it was a day earlier she was at the door to valley through which all must pass— ty-third, as related by Sergeant Morris : ceases. circular around each hottie of mediciue. Read SAN FRANCISCO, CAL for yourself. We doubt if there is anywhere else and judge meet him, knowing hisstepfrom all others such is the course which to the imagina “Before we entered the town (Col Ask your druggist or merchant for FRAZ- T. tion most lives seam to pursue. At any chester), it was suggested that we ought assembled in the world, so large a body IER’fJ ROOT BITTERS, the great Blood Cleans • who passed th it way. <Z> co c er, and take no substitute he may recommend to be decorated with laurel, and on pass U The other day when the carrier found rate, the s®rt of effort required at one of women as these employes, possessed because be makes a larger profit. X 8 cd G. W. FRAZIER, DIscTverer, the buff envelope, directed in the old, stage of life is quite unlike that which ing a gentleman’s grounds where there of such virtues, such fine breeding, and 338 Superior St., Cleveland, O> • A** familiar cramped hind, he said to him we have to make at another, and these was plenty of it growing, he was civilly such social accomplishments. Of course For sale wholesale by •o requested to allow us to take some, tell c A Co., N au Francisco, Cal. a changes would alone suffice to secure us ir *"•- self; there are a few with giddy heads or ’S I Mm a ing him the purpose for which it was s — X “I will hurry atound to-day, for the against stagnation.—Chamber’s Journal. mean natures. Although there have X I« ■75 © I I” í- L2 wanted. Hejnot only gave a peremptory been some pretty faces that have mar s f=S last time I saw her she seemed ill and o' ex »—\ refusal, but also applied to us the term ried their owners to a Senator, a judge, a; USE ONUY A Bit of History. X ËE weak, and a letter will give her new u X 5 • of ‘vagabonds.’ On the circumstance a governor—in one instance to a foreign (0 strength.” S * £ i s being reported to our commanding offi When Prince Napoleon was born in He opened the gale with a bang to give X § nobleman—no expectations of the sort c s-> cer, he told us he would halt for half an thq, Palace of the Tuilleries the event J her warning, but no white iace appeared are cherished by the res t There is a ci at the window, and no hand raised the was announced by a sulute of artillery hour to allow us to get laurel, and an certain proportion who go into the best CELEBRATE!» Ok door-latch. The carrier knocked on the from the Invalides. It had been agreed intimation was pretty plainly given that society and shine there; that is, they door for ‘.he firs* time, ai d after a moment that if the child was a female only we might get it at the ground we had have never left the society in which twenty one guns would be heard, but if just passed.” The hint was taken, and they were reared. They change their a woman opened it and said. “She is dead, ami she hasn't a relative an heir to the throne was ushered into an ample supply to decorate both colors office dress, after the hours of work are the world one hundred guns would an and caps was incontinently gathered.— I over, for a calling suit, and then pro in this city.” JÄRS\Pfe»o^ Among the letters to g-> to the dead nounce the event. It was 6 o’clock in Temple Bar. ceed to make visits, and they attend letter office next week wiil be one across the morning when the first gun was dis such of the evening entertainments as SOLE AGENTS FOR T1IE UNRIVALLED Life in Brazil. whose face is written whole chapters in charged, and all Paris counted anil they please; the daughters or widows of iOtHDE OF POTASS STANDARD AND ESTEY .ORGA'S, three words, “Dead—not delivered ” awaited anxiously. Twenty-one reports admirals, senators, and other dignitaries l>. W. PRENTICE A CO A prominent American, temporarily An old woman has passed away—a were heard, and there appeared to be a UOLMON A SON, of the past, the daughters and wives of THE BEST SPRING MEDICINE Music Dealers, I’<?rt’..in ’, rezón in Brazil, writes from Rio de Janeiro to cottage is deserted—a letter returned. longer pause than usual between the dis Portland, Oregon. Jy 23 If similar dignitaries of the present, never AND BEAUTUTEROF THE COM The world will s*e nothing in these sim charges. Then came the twenty-second a friend : think of receiving them as anything but Business seems to be looking up at TVIoxxtgoxxi.d*v’» PLEXION TN USE. CURES PIM ple facts, but yet in them is contained all report, and srun after gun Hashed and equals, aware that the wheel of fortune W. ß. KINO. DILLD l BOIS. the sentiment God has ever given to any sent the good news to listening Paris. home but is asleep here. You don’t is always rolling, and that it may be EMPERANCE HOTE PLES, BOILS, BLOTCHES, NEU- human heart. Upon the borders of the Black Sea know the application of the word “pros their own turn to-morrow. Being per 221, 223. 227 and 229 Spcond Nt., RALGIA, SCROFULA, GOUT, DuBOIS KING. 8 a N FRANCISCO: Chas. Montgomery, Prop. 500,000 men were in arms. England, tration” applied to business. It origi fect ladies they command the treatment Till-» is the only strictly temporanee hotel in RHEUMATIC AND MERCURIAL A Papistical Dog. France and Sardinia were attacking nated here and cannot get away. Na of ladies, and er joy their social life. Ran Francisco, anti eflets superior accommo dations to the traveling public. Hoard and PAINS, AND ALL DISEASES AR- Sebastapool. The electric spark sped tional currency depreciated 14 per cent lodging per day 75 cts. to Î2; per week ft!" Ailvniiiet Mntle oil Consignments. As a general proposition the clergy of the glad tidings to the French army, and in value since I came. It’s not my fault But the great multitude of those em Slagle meals.-0 cens. Six meal .tickets. •! ISING FROM A DISORDERED ployed in the treasury have neithei ap MWm the Roman Catholic Church, though the shotted guns were loaded with harm Everything is taxed save land. A bill Ill WASHINGTON ST., JOS FRONT ST., STATE OF THE BLOOD AND Sin FraiciiJO. Portla’id. sometimes given to dogma, are not great less messengers. The English guns took is proposed to tax bachelors. The climate taste nor strength for gay life, even in Benson ’ s Capcine i LIVER. connoisseurs in dogs. We do not recall up the feu de joie, and Sardinia followed is trying. The only thing a person is any subdued form; all their heart and HOI.» r.Y AI.L BRI GGIKTM. effort are wrapped up in the welfare of the name of any prelate or priest as the suit. The Russian army listened in sur safe to have in the long run are black AtilKlm Circulars and other information regarding the Wool to our Portland House. winner of a prize at the recent great prise, but at once divined the cause of beans and yellow fever. Living is high, others, and they are glad and thankful Market furnished on application ÎPAV19.1 in dog show’at Gilmore’s Garden. The one the demonstration and joined its salvos the quality .of food low, and there is very that they can do for others, or, if not GREAT REDUCTION IN 1 RICES. that, that they can relieve others of the A \v onderful Remedy. of “high degree” mentioned in the fol to those of the allied armies. To-day little game. There is no comparison between it and the common Tue undersigned will lowing anecdote, from the other side, the remains of the Prince rest quietly A great many young men came out burden of themselves, and keep the »low acting porous plaster. It is in every waji Xz A AVyJEll make collections and at to all other external remedies, including Dealers in would certainly have taken a medal if at Woolwich, awaiting their removal to here to get large salaries. They worked breath between their teeth.—Haqier’s tend to business of all kinds tor parties in the suporior Liniments and the so-called electrical appliance-«. Itj country, charging only a small commission fur Bazaar. contains new medicinal elements which in combine his judges had been selected from the C’hiselhurst. The artillery which an their way home on sailing vessels and as Boors, Windows, Blinds and Glass the same. Prompt returns made from all col lion with rubber, possesses the most ext -aoruinary lections, and all business matters will receive clergy. Monsignor C'ajiel, of London, nounced his birth form a portion of the stewards on steamers. Clerk are not A Very Nervous Woman. WEIGHTS, CORDS AND PULLEYS, )ain-relieving, strengthening ai.d curative ;>r pertie- immediate attention. All kinds of informa Any physician in your own locality «¡11 confirm th« 12»» Front Nt., bel. M'aabinxtou A- Aider the eminent Roman Catholic immortal escort of the dead Prince as he is carried wanted, especially those who cannot tion furnished. Parties bolding bills against above statement. For Lame Back, Rheumatism, persons in Portland can have the same attend jet lm PORTLAND. OREGON. ized by Disraeli in Lothair, is not only to his last resting place.—Boston speak the language. A nervous woman applied for assist ed Female Weakness, Stubborn and Neglected Colds, to. Address, W. REPPINGER, and Coughs, Diseased Kidneys, Whooping Cough Je20-tf Box 727, Portland. Oregon. fond of dogs, but is the master of a Journal, July 11th. The Lord made this country sure; ance and protection at a London police ifleections ef the heart, and all ills for which porout plasters are used, it is simply the best known remedy. noble hound which is Catholic to the but the heat I am in doubt about. An court. She said she was feeling contin A. dTRO WBBIDG IL, Ask for Benson’s Caj»cine Porous Plaster and tak< liackbone. “ Beppe, give three cheers A good slory is told of a colored mint artist, though, would go wild ever the ually mesmerized and magnetized by her no other. Sold by all druggists Price 25 cents Direct Importer and Dealer in Seat on receipt of price, by Seabury £ Johnson, 2: for the Pope ’” and Beppo utters three ister of Ballard country who was brought scenery. husband and his two English servants. What Everjone .Wed«! Platt Street, New York.meh 25-Jm LEATHER AND SHOE FINDINGS, short, decisive barks of approval at the to trial before his church on a charge of A young man from Chicago wrote me They could mesmerize her at a distance, I Wo. 141 Front Rt. Portland. Or sound of the Holy Father’s name. stealing bacon. After a number of wit as follows: “I have recently quit a good and she was dying miserably by it. The THE COSMOPOLITAN RED RUBBER STAMP COM “Bep])o, are you a Protestant?” nesses had been examined the deacons house where I had to worked hard migistrate said he was afraid it was not PANY, DitBOIS db HLOSrOk, Vancouver, W. T., No answer. retired, and soon after returned the fol twelve hours a day, which is too much. a matter of which he could take cogniz General AgeHti, lowing verdict; “The Rev. Moses Buldso I think of going somewhere in Brazil; ance. “If death ensues,” asked the timid “Are you a ritualist ?’’ 1« now manufacturing from the very best material in White Leads, th market, combined with the latest improvements Commission and Forwarding Merchant*, am ackwitted of de insinuations dat he where would you advise me to go?” I creature, “is not that enough 1” I am Gloom on the dog’s face. i'i vulcanizing known to the Art. White Zinc8, 108 Front street, 411 Washington etieet, actual did stole de pork, as 'twas not answered, “Back to work.” “Are you a Catholic 1” gradually dying and the substance of my Portland,Ogn. San Francisco, Cal RED RUBBER STAMPS Linseed Oil, “Bow-wow-wow !” sboded dat somebody else mitent have Nearly every Ameiiccn here is a body is being taken away. I have had Special attention given to the sale ot Wool, of » v .. • style ------- and -------- variety, „---------------------- and on terms defying ,----------- v»m- Grain and Produce ln Portland and Bit* Turpentine, If the questions are put in French it been wearin his cloze; but de brudder if colonel or major and in reply to a ques thirteen doctors during the year. Can Flour, petition where jud<tncut ia used «nd true worth Francisco. feb 19-11» Brushes, wanted. is the same. Beppo is fond of sweet hereby fectionately warned dat in de fu tion as to which I was, I said neither, I not you have my husband brought before They are the cheapest method of advertising for the Colors, GUNS 1 <3-TTJM ’ ’ s, S -ft professional men, merchant«, manufacturers and me biscuits. Tnrow him one and say it ture he must be more keerful.” was in the army. you, and question him about it 1 The Remington I ■ IIlift 11 Bl \* Kerninxton’s, Varnishes chanics, for all public or private business. Sharp’s and I« 11 HI A Sharp’s and comes from Bismark; he will not stir to The two things common in Brazil are magistrate observed that he could not We manufacture Dating, Business and Name Star FOR SALE BY Winchester UVllV Winchester] Autographs, Monograms, also legal and Society & take it. Says it comes from the Pope, Charles—“What did that Spring suit black beans and pianos. I think the The applicant Replied: .“You are an Eng Rifles. — Rifle«, Key Checks and Stencils. Hodge, Davis & Co A nd Cartridgi idgea of all kinds at reduced prices* and Beppo for it.”—Harper’s cost you, All” Alfred—“Can’t say, dear Brazilians are the most skilled pianists lish magistrate, and you connive at Agents Wanted! BY WM W*lxoleflBA.le 33xrtXK614 Magazine. boy, haven’t been sued for it yet.” in the world. private murder./ Good morning.” 5-lvs ' 1an2a-lf ç. IVNB- •u31m There is a clever maxim Which I wouid on you impress. Whether in joy or sorrow, In pleasure or distress. To keep your wits about you, And faithfully observe, To look out for the engine When it’s coming round the curve. AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS. BUCKEYE MOWER REAPER, < Burton LIFE IN A BOTTLE! Poriiaiiii, : Oregon. as ” c Sent to our Office, we will sencl WEEKLY CHRONICLE I Si z z OS MOLSON & SON’S r ii •r— Beer, Ale and Porter ♦ T Wool Commission Merchants, J SIMON & CO., t Painters’ Stock. Look Here«