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Coming Bound the Curve.
W. G. B.
An Old Statute Against Profanity. Teach the Poor to Take Care of Infant Mortality ln New York.
very much broken down for years. Mv
digestion, bowels and nervous sjstero
were in a very bad condition. My sys
teni was not properly nourished. After
eating I was (¡¡stressed, and my food
would not assimilate properly, no that I
received little benefit. I was weak and
most miserable, but on trying your Root
Bitters I seemed to be wonderfully acted
upon, and they have given inc great
comfort while using them. Enclosed
find $5 for six l»ottles, which pleas*-, .»end
J. J. S pinning ,
D h . F razier :—“I have had a splendid
trade on your Root Bitters. They en
tirely cured one of my customers, a wo
man, of Dyspepsia, who had used all
kinds of medicines without any good re
A. J. M iller , Druggist,
284 Southwest street, Indianapolis, Ind.
See advertisement headed “ Life in a
Bottle” in another column.
, DO»» & co.,
A Valuable Medicine.
D r . F razier :—“My constitution
Statistics are not always dry and un
The old Maryland statue of 1723,
OFFER FOR SALE AT LOWEST PRICES, A FULL LINE OF
even to the casual reader.
chapter 16, to which reference was
“What we want,” said Miss Help,
made by Attorney General Gwin in his “is not to take care of the poor, but to The figures which show the rate of mor
argument before Judge Brown, in the teach the poor to take care of them tality among the little children in great
Solo Agents for the
^‘drunk and disorderly” cases, was really selves. Some of what we call our cities have a pathetic eloquence w hich
and more particularly an act to punish charitable institutions make large collec can hardly fail to attract the attention
Tlie Leading llarvcRtlng Slacliine of llic World.
blasphemy. It is the re-enactment of an tions, salary heavily several officers, and and touch the feelings of the most in
oldei’ statute, which must have been en do most of their work in encouraging different. When the Stato census was
So large a portion of tbe Graso ana
Should business cares oppress you,
Grain Crops of the Paciflo Coast hawo
And times be hard and drear,
been ent by the BUCKEYE- that no far
Father White was still in the colony. tions are managed by ladies, who give tion of 1,041,886. The same year the
An honest heart anil sunny smile
mer here can bo ignorant of its moritst
Will all your future cheer.
The second section provides for the pun their services freely, and who only number of deaths was 30,704, giving us
or require argument to convinoe hint ol
Put on the brakes, keep a sharp lookout,
ishment of all who profanely swear “in salary their employes as matrons or a rate of 29.74 to the thousand inhabi
its superiority; as it is too well and fa
The maxim well will serve,
tants. It is inordinately high for the
vorably known to need comment. It is
If you blow your whistle lively
the perfection of all Reaper and Mow
relieve a deal of misery. I have known
Wheu you’er coming round the curve.
Secretary, Sheriff, Coroner, Provincial many rescued from ruin by their means,
If a gay coquette should charm you,
or County Clerk, vestryman, church but one o "reat trouble with these institu- age and cleanliness, and it has at com
With eyes and hair like night,
We call especial attention to our New
warden or constable, or be con tions is that the ladies do not know mand en ample supply of pure water.
To make your poor heart Hutter,
victed .thereof before any magistrate much about business, and next that they It ought to be one of the healthiest
And telescope it quite,
You bring to mind this maxim,
by the oath of one lawful witness, or do not Know much about the poor. In cities in the world, and yet the death
And then (without reserve)
New lit tletnil and Rren.
confession of the party.” The third sec the way of business they often proceed rate for London for the five years end
To hoist the danger signal
eral feature. DISTINCTIVE
and PECULIAR, and it now
on a basis of impossibilities, not having
When she’s coming round the curve.
stands the <
The Registrar-General, after
shall be drunk in the presence of any of any business experience or practice; and sand.
To do your duty manfully,
the persons aforesaid, or shall be there for the poor, they regard them as all showing the great improvement that had
CHAMPION THRESHER OF IHE WORLD.
To cleave unto the right,
alike, differing only about as much as
Will make life all the happier
Expectant heir to the doctor of his un Thresher-men who have used or
any magistrate, shall be fined for every potatoes in a barrel—some large and administration of the interests apper cle: -‘Then, you sav, my poor uncle is employed this new stylo of
And your joys will be more bright,
If you leave the wrong behind you
offense five shillings, current money, to some small, some sound and some speck taining to public health, maintained that afflicted with one of those incurable dis Thresher, all unito in testifying
they are the ONLY TESTS:’/
And from the right ne’er swerve;
be applied as aforesaid.” The statute is ed, and so all to be treated generally in the rate ought to be reduced to 20, and eases for which you naver prescribe?” "I that
THSISHZ3 IN USZ; It is designed
The engine will not harm you
of more ancient origin still. The first the same fashion. They do not recognize might even be brought down to 17. It beg your pardon, we always prescribe for and built expressly for Oregon
When it’s coming round the curve.
section, relating to blasphemy, is no other individuality in their poor; individuality depends on agencies entirely within the them.” “But—do you cure them?” and Washington, by one who
And wheu the grim destroyer
thoroughly understands tho requirements of the count icy, and the difficulties
than the first section of the Maryland and personal preferences seem to them control of man to make a large city, “Never.”
Shall stare you in the face,
to bo overcome.
to belong to good clothes and an income;
Remember that the lot of all
HAINES’ (Genuine) SINGLE GEARED HEADER,
If you are going to paint your house
chapter 1st, of First Assembly, under they don’t say so, but practically they one.
Is a final resting-place.
Specially Improved for this Season—Ten or Twelve foot cut.
Of our total population of 1,041,886, barn, wagon or machinery, the wonder
Governor Stone’s administration, and follow this view, and so doing they do
Don’t let this thought unman you,
SOLE AGENTS FOR THE OLD RELIABLE
But be a man of nerve,
called “ An Act Concerning Religion.” not make the most and best possible out 128,169,or u little over 12 percent., ful Imperishable Mixed Paint is surely
Schuttler Farm, Freight, and Spring Wagons.
And look out for the engine
The fourth section embodies the sub of their poor, and make them most were children under 5 yeai-s of age. Of the best, for it is warranted by their
Studebaker Wagons, Studebaker 4 Spring Hacks.
When it’s going round the curve.
stance of the several sections of the act readily self-supporting by following their the 30,704 deaths in that year, 14,848, agents in your own town not to chalk,
—Tho California Farmer.
Regulator, Wind Mills, The most complete windmill in use.
of 1723 in regard to the punishment of natural bent.
Now, talking of the or more than 48 1-3 per cent, were of crack, peel or blister; to cover better and
Elward Harvesters, Vastly superior to any other hand binder
easier than any other paint. T.ie Imper
breaking the Sabbath day, drunken business lack of these ladies’ committees children under 5. While the rate of work
ishable Paint was awarded tire firnt premium,
Harvester in market. Will handle lodged or fallen grain, and elevate
ness and profane swearing. The fifth reminds me of a fact. I knew one com mortality for the entire |>opulatlon was over all other paints, at the California State
it better than any known machine of its class.
Fair, 1878. and the Gold Medal at the Oregon
Fair, 1878. Get a circular from their
Meeting the letter carriers as they leave section was the ever-memorable one mittee that had in hand a country home 29.47 in a thousand, for these little ones State
Taylor Sulky Rakes, Self Dump
Agent, which explains this wonderful discov
the post-office with their bulky sacks concerning liberty of conscience. “The for an orphanage. They wanted to have it was 115.84 in a thousand, or about ery.
ing and Plain.
Try the paint and you certalu y would
crowded with letters, one must wonder
Monitor and Straw Burning En
how they can distribute each and every amongst the inhabitants.” This act have it floored, plastered, painted, and a these, 8,540, or considerably more than
S-tT In luakiiitf riij pnrcliaN«* or iu
one to its proper owner; but, bless you! was cofirmed and made perpetual by the three-room addition built on, and the one-l alf, were infants under 1 year of writing in response to any advertise
Send for Special Catalogue, also for
they go further than that. After they act of June 15, 1666, passed when the whole building must have its siding re age. These helpless little ones, in fact, ment iu this ptiper you will ploase men«
our New Price List.
have been on a route for a while they can news of the restoration of Charles II. newed. They gave out the contract, furnish 27.81 per cent, of all the deaths lion the nnine of the paper.
tell much more about a family than they was received. It was repealed by the changed their minds and delayed three of the year. The whole number being,
ever do. They know if one of the chil act for the establishment of the Church times, and then demanded that the work accoiding to official enumeration, 27,782,
dren is away, it vi ¡tors are coming, if any of England, 1692, chapter 2, of the first be done at the first time stated, giving it is evident that more than one-quarter
of the relatives are dead, and many other Legislature under William and Marv, just one month for the whole work, of all the human beings born in this
things hardly known to the nearest neigh and the other sections enacted into sep while the mere moving of the building city go down to the grave before they The Most Valuable Medical Discovery
Known to the World—No More Use
bor. Au envelope is nothing but an en arate laws.—-Baltimore Sun.
and setting it on its new foundations re- are a twelvemonth old. The ghastly
for Quinine, Calomel or Mineral Pois
velope ter you. You may criticise the
quired two weeks. The contractor pro blight upon the precious crop of human
■. I «n«l Taird SI reels,
—Life for the Blood, Strength for
handwriting and the orthography, but be
tested, and pleaded the stripping and re
Neai tlx» fteiniship Land-
yond .h.t yon rare nothing. To the let
the Nerves, and Health for All.
siding; one of the managers remarked city or through the year. While the
iitir...... : T.iiiroaJ Depots,
ter carrier it is a bo.-l. 1 le known when
So deep lies the love of variety in our that ‘it should not take very long to
A* OPEN LETTER TO THE PUUi.lC.
father and mother coming —where a tiuant nature that few people do not, in the I pull off and tack on a few boards!’ January from 73 to 110, of which from
Believing that by clean-ing tiie blood and
boy is — whether the family is respected long run, find it more fatiguing to keep ! Not a manager of them knew anything 27 to 50 were of children under 5, in butlding up the constituti 11 wa-i the or.ly true
of banishing dise.n e, an ■ being troubled
or not—and Sarah’s beau cannot blind entirely upon level ground than to take about building or house-moving, ami July the daily number varied from 73 to way
with weakness of the lunes, eatiirih, vety in ch
broken dov.-n in e .n'-titirion, • tc . and sifter
the carri r by getting sent? one else to hill and dale, rough and smooth, as they they ended by getting a poor house for 155, of which 87 to 105 were of these try
in ’ tlie best physicians ai d p<ying<ut my
direct the envelope.
money for many kinds f niedu i e< ••dve tised
come. If the actual force spent in oc half as much again as a good one should little ones. The average in the heated without
finding a pern.m.eiit cur , I began doc
season is nearly double what it is in the toring myself,
One day one of the oldest carriers had casional climbing is greater than is re cost.”—Sunday Afternoon for July.
using medicines made from toots
spare no pains or
a letter left over after he had gone his quired for level walking, it is more
cold months. It is unnecessary to say and h'-rbs. 1 lortunately «llscovered a winder
lul Bitters or B'ooil C eanser, the firs: bottle of
to make this
usual round It was directed to a wom healthy <listribute<l among the different
that the ratio in the crowded and filthy which gave mo new life and vigor, and tn time
house tire best ho
a permanent cu e. I was free from ca
an living in a little old house standing muscles, and the exhilaration of per
tenement house quarters is vastly greater effected
tarrh, my lungs became strong and sound, be
tt'! in Portland.
back from the street; and as he studied petual change more than comjiensates
To those who remember the enthusi than in the more wholesome districts of ing able to stand the most severe cold and ex
the address he said to himself that he for the mere physical effort. There is a astic welcome afforded to our troops on the city, though accurate comparison in weight. Feel!rg confident that I had made
a wonderful di-covery In medicine, 1 prepared
never had an epistle for her before in all somewhat similar advantage in the fact their return from the Crimea, especially cannot be made.
made.—N. Y. Times.
aquantity of the Root Bitters,and was iu the
the six or seven years he had been ou the that the figurative journey of life sel that never-to-be-forgotten scene in Hyde
habit of giving them away to sick ffrier.ds and
neighbors. I found l he medicine effected the
route. The postmark was that of an of dom remains long at one level. All Park, it will be scarcely credible that on
most wonderful cures of all diseases caused
fice in the East, and the carrier mused to work has its time of toiling ascent and the regiments who had fought at Water
from humors or strofula in the blood. Impru
Bad Stomach, Weakness, Kidney Dis
loo returning home they were treated been allowed to take copying from the ease, Torpid Liver, etc., etc. The news of my
discovery in this way spread from one person
“This is from her son, and she will be
The San Francisco
generally begins with a stiff climb, and with the utmost coldness, nay, with pos department to their homes and had re to another until I found myself called upon to
crying before I am out of sight.”
supply patients with medicines far and wide,
and I whs induced to establish a laboratory for
He delivered the lette* to the white ends with less of active effort and more worse. Lord Albemarle says: “We ceived payment for the work done ac compounding
and bottling the Root Bitters in
faced woman of 6o, who seemed to be
large quantities, and I now devote all my time
landed at Dover in the latter end of hundred words, yet we think it was to
living all alone, and she looked surprised
December. * * * An anti-military not more than twenty years since they
Thousands of persons in all parts of the coun
try are already using ROOT BITTERR. They
as he placed it in her hand.
spirit had set in. Waterloo and Water
saved many lives of consumptives who
“A letter for me—I haven’t a relative which later in life, we hope gradually to loo men were at a discount. We were were formally admitted to clerkships have
had been given up by friends and physicians
rise to the serene heights of experience.
under Government, with regularly es to
die, and have Dermanently cure 1 many old
on earth!” she gasped.
made painfully sensible of the change tablished salaries.
chr nlccases of Catarrh,Scrofula,Rheumatism,
But he left it with her.
Dyspepsia and Skin Diseases, where al! other
If we had been convicts disembarking
Of course the opportunity to secure treatments had failed. Are you troubled with
In about three weeks a second leder the up and down hill metaphor; it runs from a hulk, we could hardly have met
sick headache, costiveness, dizziness, weak
came, and the old lady opened the dooi equally well backward and forward. with less consideration. * * * The such positions was a great blessing to ness, bad taste ln tlie mouth, nervousness and
broken down in constitution? You will be
before the carrier was inside the gate. But, on the whole, the most natural use only persons who took any notice of us many widows and orphans of gentlemen cured
if you take the ROOT B1TTEKS. Have
burners and pimples on your face or skin? THE WEEKLY CHRONICLE 1$ AN EIGHT PACE PAPER, 64 COLUMNS,
She did not say it was from her son, but of it is that which treats the morning’s were the custom house oHicers, and they who had died in one branch or another von
Nothing will give yen such go d health,
the carrier knew for ali that, and ha hoped journey as uphill work, and typifies the kept us for hours under arms in the cold of the Government service, women who strength and beauty as ROOT BITTERS.
Containing the entire news of the week.
No matter what your feelings or symptoms
that the truant boy had settled down for absence of conscious effort, the quick while they subjected us to a rigid search. had either starvation or intolerable de are,
what th • disease or allmeut is, use Root
life, and was writing cheerful words and flight of time and the sense of gradual These functionaries were more than us pendance before them; and the oppor Bitters. Don’t wuit until you are sick, Lut If
TH!'. WEEKLY CHRONICLE supplies the ititeilc.-lu.il « i its of all. the f irm -r, the la > »rer, the artisan,
only feel bad or miserable, use the Bitters
the merchant, tho miner, the <»1»! and the young. THE GREAT FAMILY PAPER of sixty four
sending aid to his poor old mother. closing in and loss of vantage ground ually on the alert at this time, because tunity was eagerly seized, and has ever y at u once.
It may save your life.
(04) largo culumnsof reading matter once a v*eek for twelve months it to l»o
henceforth furnished for $2.50 in advanco.
Regularly every three weeks, for half a
year or more, there came a fat-looking years, by the one word “downward.” a day or two before, a brigade of artil degree that the pressure brought to of their patients, but I care not. It is now my
and determination to place my ROOT
Send for Circular and Sample Copy. Sent Free on application. -
letter for the old woman in the little Down from the level tableland upon lery, with guns loaded to the muzzle bear, upon people supposed to have in desire
BITTFRH as fast as possible within the reach
cabin; and if the leder was a day late her
of all those suffering throughout the world.
TERMS—WEEKLY CHRONICLE, $2.50 per year: DAILY CHRONICLE
Id b7 wholesale and retail druggists and
white face at the window reproached the does its work, down into the gathering through their fingers.” But even greater pointments, in order to secure the va H country
$6.70 per year, postage paid.
merchants, or sent by- express on re
carrier more than words could have done. shades of evening, down toward the was the insult offered the gallant seven cant places, is something which never ceipt of price. St per bottle, or six bottles $5.
Chas. DeYoung A' Co., Publisher*,
For certificates of wonderful cures, see my large
If it was a day earlier she was at the door to valley through which all must pass— ty-third, as related by Sergeant Morris : ceases.
circular around each hottie of mediciue. Read
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL
We doubt if there is anywhere else and judge
meet him, knowing hisstepfrom all others such is the course which to the imagina “Before we entered the town (Col
Ask your druggist or merchant for FRAZ-
tion most lives seam to pursue. At any chester), it was suggested that we ought assembled in the world, so large a body IER’fJ ROOT BITTERS, the great Blood Cleans
who passed th it way.
The other day when the carrier found rate, the s®rt of effort required at one
of women as these employes, possessed because be makes a larger profit.
G. W. FRAZIER, DIscTverer,
the buff envelope, directed in the old, stage of life is quite unlike that which ing a gentleman’s grounds where there of such virtues, such fine breeding, and
familiar cramped hind, he said to him we have to make at another, and these was plenty of it growing, he was civilly such social accomplishments. Of course
For sale wholesale by
changes would alone suffice to secure us
there are a few with giddy heads or
“I will hurry atound to-day, for the against stagnation.—Chamber’s Journal.
mean natures. Although there have
© I I”
wanted. Hejnot only gave a peremptory been some pretty faces that have mar
last time I saw her she seemed ill and
refusal, but also applied to us the term ried their owners to a Senator, a judge,
A Bit of History.
weak, and a letter will give her new
of ‘vagabonds.’ On the circumstance a governor—in one instance to a foreign
When Prince Napoleon was born in
He opened the gale with a bang to give
nobleman—no expectations of the sort
her warning, but no white iace appeared
are cherished by the res t There is a
at the window, and no hand raised the was announced by a sulute of artillery hour to allow us to get laurel, and an certain proportion who go into the best
door-latch. The carrier knocked on the from the Invalides. It had been agreed intimation was pretty plainly given that society and shine there; that is, they
door for ‘.he firs* time, ai d after a moment that if the child was a female only we might get it at the ground we had have never left the society in which
twenty one guns would be heard, but if just passed.” The hint was taken, and they were reared. They change their
a woman opened it and said.
“She is dead, ami she hasn't a relative an heir to the throne was ushered into an ample supply to decorate both colors office dress, after the hours of work are
the world one hundred guns would an and caps was incontinently gathered.— I over, for a calling suit, and then pro
in this city.”
Among the letters to g-> to the dead nounce the event. It was 6 o’clock in Temple Bar.
ceed to make visits, and they attend
letter office next week wiil be one across the morning when the first gun was dis
such of the evening entertainments as
SOLE AGENTS FOR T1IE UNRIVALLED
Life in Brazil.
whose face is written whole chapters in charged, and all Paris counted anil
they please; the daughters or widows of
iOtHDE OF POTASS
AND ESTEY .ORGA'S,
three words, “Dead—not delivered ”
awaited anxiously. Twenty-one reports
A prominent American, temporarily
An old woman has passed away—a were heard, and there appeared to be a
UOLMON A SON,
of the past, the daughters and wives of
THE BEST SPRING MEDICINE
Music Dealers, I’<?rt’..in ’, rezón
cottage is deserted—a letter returned. longer pause than usual between the dis
Jy 23 If
AND BEAUTUTEROF THE COM
The world will s*e nothing in these sim charges. Then came the twenty-second a friend :
Business seems to be looking up at
PLEXION TN USE. CURES PIM
ple facts, but yet in them is contained all report, and srun after gun Hashed and
equals, aware that the wheel of fortune
W. ß. KINO.
DILLD l BOIS.
the sentiment God has ever given to any sent the good news to listening Paris. home but is asleep here. You don’t is always rolling, and that it may be
PLES, BOILS, BLOTCHES, NEU-
Upon the borders of the Black Sea know the application of the word “pros their own turn to-morrow. Being per
221, 223. 227 and 229 Spcond Nt.,
RALGIA, SCROFULA, GOUT,
8 a N FRANCISCO: Chas. Montgomery, Prop.
500,000 men were in arms. England, tration” applied to business. It origi fect ladies they command the treatment
Till-» is the only strictly temporanee hotel in RHEUMATIC AND MERCURIAL
A Papistical Dog.
France and Sardinia were attacking nated here and cannot get away. Na of ladies, and er joy their social life.
Ran Francisco, anti eflets superior accommo
dations to the traveling public. Hoard and PAINS, AND ALL DISEASES AR-
Sebastapool. The electric spark sped tional currency depreciated 14 per cent
lodging per day 75 cts. to Î2; per week ft!"
Ailvniiiet Mntle oil Consignments.
As a general proposition the clergy of the glad tidings to the French army, and in value since I came. It’s not my fault But the great multitude of those em
Slagle meals.-0 cens. Six meal .tickets. •!
ISING FROM A DISORDERED
the Roman Catholic Church, though the shotted guns were loaded with harm
Everything is taxed save land. A bill
Ill WASHINGTON ST.,
JOS FRONT ST.,
STATE OF THE BLOOD AND
sometimes given to dogma, are not great less messengers. The English guns took is proposed to tax bachelors. The climate taste nor strength for gay life, even in
connoisseurs in dogs. We do not recall up the feu de joie, and Sardinia followed is trying. The only thing a person is any subdued form; all their heart and
HOI.» r.Y AI.L BRI GGIKTM.
the name of any prelate or priest as the suit. The Russian army listened in sur safe to have in the long run are black
Circulars and other information regarding the Wool
to our Portland House.
winner of a prize at the recent great prise, but at once divined the cause of beans and yellow fever. Living is high, others, and they are glad and thankful Market furnished on application
dog show’at Gilmore’s Garden. The one the demonstration and joined its salvos the quality .of food low, and there is very that they can do for others, or, if not
GREAT REDUCTION IN 1 RICES.
that, that they can relieve others of the
A \v onderful Remedy.
of “high degree” mentioned in the fol to those of the allied armies. To-day little game.
There is no comparison between it and the common
Tue undersigned will
lowing anecdote, from the other side, the remains of the Prince rest quietly
A great many young men came out burden of themselves, and keep the
»low acting porous plaster. It is in every waji
to all other external remedies, including
would certainly have taken a medal if at Woolwich, awaiting their removal to here to get large salaries. They worked breath between their teeth.—Haqier’s tend to business of all kinds tor parties in the suporior
Liniments and the so-called electrical appliance-«. Itj
country, charging only a small commission fur
contains new medicinal elements which in combine
his judges had been selected from the C’hiselhurst. The artillery which an their way home on sailing vessels and as
Boors, Windows, Blinds and Glass
the same. Prompt returns made from all col
lion with rubber, possesses the most ext -aoruinary
clergy. Monsignor C'ajiel, of London, nounced his birth form a portion of the stewards on steamers. Clerk are not
A Very Nervous Woman.
WEIGHTS, CORDS AND PULLEYS,
)ain-relieving, strengthening ai.d curative ;>r pertie-
immediate attention. All kinds of informa
Any physician in your own locality «¡11 confirm th«
12»» Front Nt., bel. M'aabinxtou A- Aider
the eminent Roman Catholic immortal escort of the dead Prince as he is carried wanted, especially those who cannot
tion furnished. Parties bolding bills against
above statement. For Lame Back, Rheumatism,
persons in Portland can have the same attend
ized by Disraeli in Lothair, is not only to his last resting place.—Boston speak the language.
A nervous woman applied for assist ed
Female Weakness, Stubborn and Neglected Colds,
Box 727, Portland. Oregon.
fond of dogs, but is the master of a Journal, July 11th.
The Lord made this country sure; ance and protection at a London police
ifleections ef the heart, and all ills for which porout
plasters are used, it is simply the best known remedy.
noble hound which is Catholic to the
but the heat I am in doubt about. An court. She said she was feeling contin
A. dTRO WBBIDG IL,
Ask for Benson’s Caj»cine Porous Plaster and tak<
liackbone. “ Beppe, give three cheers
A good slory is told of a colored mint artist, though, would go wild ever the ually mesmerized and magnetized by her
no other. Sold by all druggists Price 25 cents
Direct Importer and Dealer in
Seat on receipt of price, by Seabury £ Johnson, 2:
for the Pope ’” and Beppo utters three ister of Ballard country who was brought scenery.
husband and his two English servants.
What Everjone .Wed«!
Platt Street, New York.meh 25-Jm
short, decisive barks of approval at the to trial before his church on a charge of
A young man from Chicago wrote me They could mesmerize her at a distance,
Wo. 141 Front Rt. Portland. Or
sound of the Holy Father’s name.
stealing bacon. After a number of wit as follows: “I have recently quit a good and she was dying miserably by it. The
THE COSMOPOLITAN RED RUBBER STAMP COM
“Bep])o, are you a Protestant?”
nesses had been examined the deacons house where I had to worked hard migistrate said he was afraid it was not
DitBOIS db HLOSrOk,
Vancouver, W. T.,
retired, and soon after returned the fol twelve hours a day, which is too much. a matter of which he could take cogniz
lowing verdict; “The Rev. Moses Buldso I think of going somewhere in Brazil; ance. “If death ensues,” asked the timid
“Are you a ritualist ?’’
1« now manufacturing from the very best material in
th market, combined with the latest improvements
am ackwitted of de insinuations dat he where would you advise me to go?” I creature, “is not that enough 1” I am
Gloom on the dog’s face.
i'i vulcanizing known to the Art.
108 Front street,
411 Washington etieet,
actual did stole de pork, as 'twas not answered, “Back to work.”
“Are you a Catholic 1”
gradually dying and the substance of my
San Francisco, Cal
RED RUBBER STAMPS
sboded dat somebody else mitent have
Nearly every Ameiiccn here is a body is being taken away. I have had Special attention given to the sale ot Wool,
of » v .. •
and on terms defying
Grain and Produce ln Portland and Bit*
If the questions are put in French it been wearin his cloze; but de brudder if colonel or major and in reply to a ques thirteen doctors during the year. Can Flour,
petition where jud<tncut ia used «nd true worth
is the same. Beppo is fond of sweet hereby fectionately warned dat in de fu tion as to which I was, I said neither, I not you have my husband brought before
They are the cheapest method of advertising for the
<3-TTJM ’ ’ s,
professional men, merchant«, manufacturers and me
biscuits. Tnrow him one and say it ture he must be more keerful.”
was in the army.
you, and question him about it 1 The Remington
I ■ IIlift
11 Bl \* Kerninxton’s,
Varnishes chanics, for all public or private business.
I« 11 HI A Sharp’s and
comes from Bismark; he will not stir to
The two things common in Brazil are magistrate observed that he could not
We manufacture Dating, Business and Name Star
FOR SALE BY
Autographs, Monograms, also legal and Society &
take it. Says it comes from the Pope,
Charles—“What did that Spring suit black beans and pianos. I think the The applicant Replied: .“You are an Eng
Key Checks and Stencils.
Hodge, Davis & Co
A nd Cartridgi
idgea of all kinds at reduced prices*
for it.”—Harper’s cost you, All” Alfred—“Can’t say, dear Brazilians are the most skilled pianists lish magistrate, and you connive at
boy, haven’t been sued for it yet.”
in the world.
private murder./ Good morning.”
There is a clever maxim
Which I wouid on you impress.
Whether in joy or sorrow,
In pleasure or distress.
To keep your wits about you,
And faithfully observe,
To look out for the engine
When it’s coming round the curve.
LIFE IN A BOTTLE!
Poriiaiiii, : Oregon.
Sent to our Office, we will sencl
MOLSON & SON’S
Beer, Ale and Porter
Wool Commission Merchants,
J SIMON & CO.,