Ashland tidings., August 01, 1879, Image 1

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ASHLAND1 OREGON, FRIDAY,
ASHLAND TIDINGS.
j. M. m ’ call .
MORRIS BAUM.
Curious Stories of Smuggling.
Doctor Johnson’s Wit.
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Modesty of Women.
Too Many Words.
A Leadville Romance.
Johnson wa3 the prince of piercing
During the year 1878, there were re­
It is strange how different civilization
Leadville is now passing through its
Perhaps the oddest phase of smug- ( critics. Some ci his sayings v.i 1 live
looks upon the same matter. In Japan, corded in the Register’s oilice in New most romantic period, and from now
Ifeusmetl every ITrklny,
gling (for smuggling it really was) was a long while though they had but a tem­
for instance, men women and children York city’ about twelve thousand deeds, until we settle into a city of 10,000 in­
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patent in a practice which prevailed for poral)’ application. Let us quote a lew bathe together without a vestige of including thereunder leases, contracts, habitants such instances as we are
Main Street, Ashland.
several years in Dover, and was carried of these sharp retorts: To an unlucky clothing, and with no thought or sug­ or other instruments, and about six
AI ER11ITT.
about to relate will be of not unfre­
on openly in full view of the preventives . Scotchman who claimed for his country gestion of indecency. There is in the thousand mortgages. The average cost quent occurrence. The circumstances
and all the inhabitants of the town. a great many “noble wild prospects.” United Slates even, a wide difference in of recording a deed was $2 25; of a j came to a knowledge of the reporter at
NEW DEPARTURE.
OFFICE—On Main Street, (in second story of McCall
About 1819-20 the fashion came up of Johnson replied: “I believe, sir, )cu the views which different .sections enter­ mortgage, $2 75. So that during one i
the dinner table this afternoon, and,
& Bauin'snew building.)
wearing Leghorn lxjnnets of exorbitant have a great many. Norway, too, has tain in respect to what constitutes an year about $40,000 was paid to the acting upon the hint, the clew was fol­
I The undersigned from and after April
Job Printing.
dimensions. They were huge straw noble \*ild prospects, and Laplanj is re­ insult from a man. It is undeniable Register for recording instruments in
18th, propose to sell only for
Of all descriptiois done on short notice. Legal Blanks,
lowed up until at last one of those life
plaits, nearly circular and averaging markable for prodigious noble, wild pros that, at the North, a degree of contact his office.
Circulars Business Cards, Billhead.'«, Letterbeads, Pos­
Paid to what purpose? histories which occur now and then, and
ter*, etc., gotten up in good style at living prices.
CASH IN HAND
about a yard in diameter; they sold in peels, tut, sir, kt me tell you that the and familiarity is tolerated without a Largely for copying into books a vast inspire new faith in human nature was
Or approved produce delivered—except England for two, three or more guineas nob’est prospect which a Scotchman ever thought of impropriety, which, in the mass of superfluous words. Old set revealed. Five years ago a young man
Term« of Sinbsrription:
each, according to their quality, and sees is the high road that leads him to South, is resented as an impertinence phrases which have come down to us
when by special agreement—a short
whom we shall call Smith because that
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nearly half their cost was the duty paid England.’’ Bo. well told Johnson that and insolence. The recent tragedy at from bygone times when, as Steele says, is not his name, was married to a licau-
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paid on importing them. Now, accord- he hal heard a Quaker woman preach. Richmond, Va., in which Charles C. tautology was the first, the second, the tiful girl in one of the interior towns of
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Term* in advaucc.
They have commenced receiving their ing to the law, duty is not demanded on “A woman’s preaching,” said Johnson, Curtis was shot dead by John Poindex­ third excellence in a lawyer. “ The Iowa. Smith was then only 22 years
an article of dress worn by travellers. “is like a dog’s walking on his hind legs.
New Spring Stock, and that every
Term* of Advertising:
ter, is a case in point. The murdered universal practice is to extend a deed old. though intelligent, well educated
A clever dealer in Leghorns contrived to It is not done well; but ycu are surptised man had complimented Miss Isabella by means of repetitions, tautology and ' L id active, was only a clerk in a dry
LEGAL.
dayjjwill witness additions to
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profit enormously by’ this law. He to find it done at all. ’ ‘ Is it wiong, sir,”
the largest stock of
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Cottrell, Poindexter’s sweetheart, on her circnmlocution. The origin of this abuse goods store, depending upon a in3agre
hired a troop of the poorest women and asked Boswell, “to affect singularity in pretty form, and had, as the young lady is to be traced to the cupidity of con­ salary for subsistence. Common pru­
LOCAL.
girls—ragged, squalid and wretched order to make people stare?” “Yes,” declared, squeezed her arm rather warm­ veyancers.”
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dence should have dictated to the young
Regular advcrtiseinunts inserted upon liberal lenos
lookin" creatures they were to be sure— replied Johnson, “if you do it by propa­ ly in helping her into the carriage.
Eighteen
thousand
times
in
one
year
couple the propriety of waiting, but they
gating error, and indeed it is wrong any­
and
paid
them
almost
a
nominal
fee
for
in
one
office
were
written
and
paid
for
Ever brought to this market. They de­
loved each other and laughed at the fu­
With this as a provocation, Poindexter
PROFESSIONAL.
accompanying him daily in his voyage way. There is in human nature a gen­ cowhided Curtis aud then shot him these words, “hath granted, bargained, ture. The father of the young lady was
sire to say to every reader of
to and from the French coast, contract­ eral inclination to make people stare, dead, and the jury could not agree that sold, aliened, remised, released, con­ one of the pioneers of the town, rich,
this paper, that if
DR. J. H. CHITWOOD,
ing with the captain of one of the steam­ and every wise man has himself to cure Poindexter had committed a crime in veyed and confirmed, and by these haughty and purse-proud. He was en­
boats for season tickets for the whole of of it, and docs cure himself. 11 you wish taking Curtis’ life.
ASHLAND, : : : : OREGON.
premises doth grant, bargain, sell, alien, raged at the match, and coarsely told
them. The troop regularly’ left Dover to make people stare by doing better than
A New York girl the other day in­ remise, release, convey’ and confirm.” the delicate young girl she had made a
Sold at the Lowest Market Prices, will in the morning with scarcely a handfull others, why, mske them stare till they
OFFICE—At the Ashland Dru ' Store.
stare their eves out.” Johnson declared I vited her aunt from Savannah, who was Here are twenty-four words, which, if hard bed for herself and must lie
do it, they propose to do the largest
of bonnet on their heads; they «lined at
that the Scotch were always ready to lie visiting her, to enter a Broadway shoe written 18,000 times, make 432,000 in it. With an amount of money
business this spring and summer
Calais, if they could afford to dine, and
on each other’s b Jia If. ‘‘ ¡'lie Itish,” he store with her. Aramiuta, the niece, words, for copying which owners of real ridiculously small, considering his
JtMES R. NEIL,
ever done by them in the
came back in the afternoon, two or three
said, “a-e not in a conspiracy to cheat the much to her aged relative’s horror, pro­ estate paid some $900. < >f what use wealth, he dismissed her finally. The
last five years, and
score of theni, each with a bran new
ATTORNEY- A T - L A W ,
world by false representations of the merits jected her pretty foot across the clerk’s are they ? None whatever say 1 Rev. couple went to housekeeping, bu'., with
they can posi­
Leghorn of the fullest dimensions on her
of their countrymen. No, sir, the Iri-h knee, had her old boots removed and Stat. 748, sec. 1. It is there provided all their love and economy, failed to
Jacksonville, Oregon.
tively make
head, the rag bonnet worn in the morn­
The money
are a fair people; they never speak well submitted interestedly, holding her “every grant or devise of real estate or make both ends meet.
it to the
ing being stuffed in their pockets. On
any
interest
therein
hereafter
to
be
exe
­
which the young wife brought 'vas ex­
of one another.” “Scotch learning,” re­ dress conveniently’ ©ut of the way, while
advantage
landing they were all marched to the marked Johnson, “is like bread in a be­ the clerk began the process of encasing cuted shall pass all tin! estate or interest pended during the first year, a.id lo\e
J. W. HANIAKAE,
of every one to
speculator’s warehouse, denuded of their sieged town. Every nun gets a mouth­
the fair one’s nether extremities in a of the grantor or testator unless the in­ which “laughed at locksmiths” llew out
call upon them in
N O T A R Y
P U B LIU,
luxurious coiffures and dismissed for the ful, but no man a bellyful.” Once a
new and extra long pair of fifteen-dollar tent to pass a less estate or interest of the window when poverty came in at
Ashland and test the truth
Link ville, Lake Co., Oregon.
day. A hundred times at least have I friend sai !, ia answer to some abusive
“higlr-buttoners.” The Savannah aunt shall appear by express terms, or be the door. Misunderstandings, bicker­
of their assertions. They will
seen these forlorn and tattered puivey- remarks, “Well, sir, Go I nude Scotland.’’ was shocked beyond expression at her necessarily implied in the terms of such ings and quarrels followed each other in
OFFICE—In Post Office building. Speci-l attention
given to conveyaniing.
spare no pains to maintain, more
ors of fashion both going out and com­
grant ” Why’, then, is it necessary to
fully than ever, the reputation of their ing in, and I could tell the boat thev “Certainly,” replied Johnson; “but we niece’s strange immodesty in exposing use more than one word, John Doe rapid succession, and finally it seemed
mu:,t always remember that He made it her stockinged foot to male gaze, and
to the unhappy pair that it was impos­
M. L. M’CALL,
travelled by, while it was yet miles for Scotchmen; and comparisons are when the shoe clerk, beginning at
“
grants
”
to
Richard
Roe?
Instead
of
House, as the acknowledged
sible for them to live together, and after
the
awav, bv the straw colored amber lines odious, sir, but God made hell.” One lowest button, gradually progressed
twenty-four
words,
one.
Instead
of
SURVEYOR à CIVIL ENGINEER,
a somewhat more violent scene than
up-
which under a cloudy sky would glim­ day at Thales, Johnson fell foul of Gray, ward in his work, Georgia modesty
432,000 only 18,000; instead of $900, usual, Mrs. Smith took her babe and
and
Ashland, Oregon.
mer like a streak of sunshine ere the one of his pet aversions. Boswell denied
propriety could no longer endure the less than $50. The word “grant” would went to her father’s, only to have the
Is prepared to do any work in his lina on short notice. For Staple and Fancy’ Goods, Groceries, hull of the vessel was distinctly visible. that Gray was dull in poetry.
“Sir.” re­ shocking spectacle, and down came the suffice for a mortgage as well as a deed, door shut in her face. Returning to
Hardware, Clothing, Boots, Shoes,
“A form of smuggling,” says a u riter plied Johnson, “he was dull in company, sun umbrella on the shoe clerk’s head for the qualification of the estate would her own home, she found that her hus­
Hats,
Caps,
Millinery,
Dress
in the Pall Mall Gazette, “which is not dull in his closet, dull everywhere. He was with a whack, and her fingers, tingling “appear by express terms.” Still, as band had left a note stating that she
DR. W. B. ROYAL,
Goods,Crockery,Glass and
likely soon to die out, is that practiced dull in a new way, and that made people with shame, made btisv with his hair. there is in common speeches, the words should never see him again. Ina fit of
Has permanently located in Ashland.
Tin Ware, Shawls,
by tourists, who think it allowable to think him great, lie was a mechanical It was to no purpose that Aramiuta ex­ deed, mortgage, which have a well desperation, she sold the stock of furni­
Will give his undivided attention to the practice of
W
rappers,Cloak
?,
shirk
paying duty on things which they poet.” Johnson once remarked in an­ plained that such occurrences were the recognized legal meaning, why not use ture, placed her babe in charge of her hus­
medicine. Has had fifteen year*' experience in
Oregon. Office at his residence, on Main si reel,
And, in fact, everything required for the have bought for their o.vn use. Public swer to somebody who said, “Poor old “regular thing” in New York.
This is them? John Doe “deeds” to Richard band’s parents, with enough money to
opoosite the M. E. Church.
trade of Southern and South­
morals on this point are slightly elastic, England is lost!” “Sir, it is not so much undoubtedly the truth, and the reporter Doe, John Doe ‘‘mortgages” to Richard make it comfortable for a year, and
eastern Oregon.
and those of the gentler sex are espe­ to be lamented that old England is lost who has been interviewing New York Roe.
started for a large city to make a living.
DR. WILL JACKSON,
cially apt to think that nothing compels as that the Scotch have found it.”
The
foregoing
is
an
illustration
drawn
This
was only a little more than a year
belles, apropos of the bloody tragedy at
DENTIST.
A full assertment of
them to ‘declare’ volumes of Tauclinitz,
from
only
one
part
of
the
deed.
It
ago. The old story of a young, refined
Richmond, doubtless correctly reports
cases
of
eau
de
Cologne,
yards
of
Lyons
Josh
Billings
’
Advice
to
Singers.
could
be
drawn
from
any
and
every
’
part.
and unprotected female in a large city
the
views
which
prevail
among
women
Jacksonville, ; : : : Oregon.
silk or pieces of Brussels lace. Here is
Useless repetition which, day after day, was re-enacted in her case.
Always
in
Gotham.
He
says:
For Blacksmiths’ and General use.
Will visit Ashland in May and November,
a
story
which
will
illustrate
feminine
The
first
thing
to
make
a
good
quire
vear
after
year,
is
accumulating
in
our
finding admirers, she drifted from city to
and Kerbyville the fourth Monday in Octo­
I asked one of the belles of the Fifth
ber, each year.
notions on this subject and perhaps con­ singer is to giggle a little. Put up your avenue if she allowed a shoe clerk to record offices, necessitates the use of city, occasionally sending a little money
Ashland, Sept. 15. 1879.
A Full Line of
vey a moral: A Belgian bridegroom, hair in curl papers every Friday nite, soze put on her shoes.
thrice as many books as need be. It is for the care of her babe, which she loved
being about to start for Paris on 1ns to have it in good shape by Sunday morn­
“Why, of course I do,” she said, “and injuring our profession. Every dollar with passionate tenderness. During all
bridal tour, was informed by his bride ing. If your daddy is rich you can buy lace them up, too. That is what the given to mechanical labor therein is a this time, however, she never forgot her
Flannels, Blankets, Cassimeres, Doeskins, that she thought of concealing several some store hair; if he is very rich, buy
shoe clerk is for. Only a silly woman dollar taken from brain labor. Every husband, having learned that her love
Clothing, always on hand and
thousand francs’ worth of lace about some more and build it up high on your with country ideas, or a common woman dollar of useless expense attending the had l>een clouded, not extinguished. Last
for sale at lowest prices.
her, hoping by its sale to pay the cost head; then git a high-prised bunnet that who looks upon the clerk as a probable transfer of real estate fetters it just so week she arrived in Leadville. As she
of their journey. The bridegroom was runs up very high, at the high part of it, sweetheart, would object to a shoe clerk much, and in the end we lose by it.
descended from the coach she noticed in
The highest market prices paid for
not smitten with this frugal project, and and git the milliner to plant some high putting on her shoes. Every well-bied
The drawing of a deed has come to be the throng of bronzed faces one that
pointed out that there were custom­ krown artefishals onto the highest part of lady in New York expects the clerk to wholly a perfunctory’ thing, except the seemed strangely familiar, though cov­
We will continue to purchase wheat
house officers and a female searcher at it. This will help you sing high, as so- lace a new pair of shoes.”
filling up of the blanks properly. We ered with an enormous beard. It disap­
phrano
is
the
highest
part.
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Ercquelines who were sometin.es struck
“But suppose the clerk should re­ no longer charge for the printed part. peared, and she went to her lodging with
Come One and All.
When the tune is giv ou, don’t pay mark, ‘You have a pretty foot,’ or ‘Your Why then continue the use of words for a stiange feeling of unrest and isolation.
with an unaccountable fancy for exam­
The Highest Market Price,
ining passengers’ pockets. This he said, attention to it, and then giggle. Giggle foot is small,’ would you be indignant
which we arc not paid when the only The next day in walking about town she
J. M. McCALL & CO.
a
good
eel.
being a timid man, and his bride, to hu­
And will deliver
“Certainly not. I should consider reason they’ were originally’ used was to again encountered that face and |met a
Whisper to the girl next you ¡hat Em the remark the same as if a servant had get an increase of pay ? Mr. Barbour, glance that caused her to tremble. In
mor him, promised to give up her plan,
JACOB WAGNER,
but then she secreted the lace at the Jones, which sets on second seat from the made it. If this Miss Cottrell of Rich­ in his Chancery Practice, recognizes the another instant both her hands were
JAMES THORNTON,
same time without telling him about it. front on the left-hand side, has her bun- mond had been a true lady she would force of this rule in an amusing way. seized, and she knew that her husband,
W. H. ATKINSON,
E. K. ANDERSON.
Anywhere in town,
Now, as the train approached the net with the same color exact she had last never had made such a silly fool of her­ In one of his later editions, in a note to whom she had never ceased to love,
French frontier, the husband reflected year, and then put up your book to your self ; and if Poindexter had not been a a form for a creditor’s bill, he naively stood before her.
AT MIIA. PRICEH.
lie had come to
that if hia -wife was not searched, his face and giggle.
Wagner A Anderson.
harum-scarum goose, without true says that, the compensation per folio for Leadville immediately after their sepaia-
Object to every tune unless there is a
fears would be mocked at as bavin" o
gentlemanly instincts, he would not drafting bills in equity having been tion, and prospered, and supposing she
solow
into it for the sophrano. Coff and
been groundless, and he would start on
have killed Mr. Curtis, the simple and abolished, he has shortened the form as was still at her father’s, was about start­
his married career with prestige im­ hem a good eel before you begin to sing. innocent shoe clerk.”
much as possible.
ing home with sufficient means to
When
you
sing
a
solow
shake
the
arti-
paired. This was not desirable ; rather
There are in a full covenant warranty’ establish himself in business in their
“
Do
you
allow
a
young
gentleman
I -
- -
it was essential that he should from the fishels offvour bunnit, and when you come clerk to put on a new kid glove 1”
deed of a city lot, under our present native town. She told him all; he for­
very outset assert his infallibility. So to a high tone and brace ) ourself back a
“Yes; in Paris the glove clerk always forms, about a thousand words; in a gave all; and the next day the strangely-
when the train stoppe.l at Ercquelines little, twist your head to one side and puts on a new glove for you. While I mortgage, containing interest and in­ united couple left to begin a new and
and the passengers alighted the Belgian open your mouth to the widest on that would not allow a young gentlemen surance clauses about seventeen hundred happier life.—Leadville Eclipse.
bridegroom left his bride’s arm for side, shet the eye on the same side jest friend to put on my glove, I consider it words. The description of a city lot
ARE NOW MAKING FROM
a moment, and siding up to a doua- a triphle, and then put in for dear life.
rarely takes over one hundred and fifty’ An Amusing Theatrical Story.
When the preacher gets under hedwey highly proper for a glove clerk to do it.”
Main Street, : : Ashland.
nier, whispered, ‘I think if you search
“Suppose a gentleman at a party in words; deducting these which are a
that lady yonder you may find some with his preachin, write a note onto the your own set should squeeze your hand constant quantity, 1 venture to affirm
“Yankee” Hill, a famous actor in the
lace.’ The douanier winked; the happy blank leaf of ycur note book. That s in the lancers, what would you do 1”
that just as valid instruments, containing first half of the present century, used to
I have constantly on hand the very best
bride was accosted with the invitation what the leaf was made for. Get sum­
“Now, that is a different thing. If he all the essence, but stripped of the ver­ tell an amusing story (which J. B.
SADDLE HORSES,
to walk into the female searcher’s room. body to pass the note to sumbody e’se, were an intimate friend, I should take it biage, can be drawn with a fourth of the Matthews retells in his article on “The
Bl'tiUlEM AND (LRRIABES,
and you watch them while they read it
She turned pale, tottered, but was led
as a joke; if he were my lover, I should words, making a saving of three-fourths. American on the Stage” in Scribner’s
and then giggle.
away,
and
five
minutes
later
dismal
—Corr. Albany Law Journal.
for July), of the early days of the the­
And can furnish my customers with a
If anybody talks or laffs in the congre- return it; but if he were a casual ac­
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sounds
of
hysterics
were
heard.
Then
atre
in this country. Hill once “showed”
tip-top turnout at any time.
gashun and the preacher takes notis ol it, quaintance, and I thought he squeezed
the douanier reappeared, and said to the
Woman
Suffrage.
—to use a professional phrase —in a
that’s a good chance for you to giggle, my hand impertinently, I would cut
BLANKETS,
horrified husband, ‘ Thank von, sir; it’s
town in the western part of New York,
him
dead.
I
shouldn
’
t
tell
anyone,
but
and you ought to giggle a great eel.
HORSES BOARDED
a good capture. The lady will be taken
Whether
women
would
vote
if
they
where
no theatrical performances had
the
man
would
suffer
a
silent
punish
­
The preacher darsent say anything to you
FLANNELS,
to prison, and half the fine will go to bekaus you are in the quire. If you had ment.”
had
the
right
to,
has
always
been
a
sub
­
ever
been
given. He found the audi­
On reasonable terms, and given the best
you.’ This was a painful adventure, but a bow before you went into the quire
ject
of
great
speculation,
and
every
con
­
ence assembled with the women seated
“Would you go back to the same clerk
attention. Horses bought and sold
CASSI MERES,
it does not follow that all husbands are give him the mitten—you ought to have three times, as did Miss Cottrell, if he tribution of fact to such a discussion is on one side of the hall and the men on
and satisfaction guaranteed in
so inconsiderate, nor that all ladies who sumbody better now.
therefore of decided interest. New the other, exactly as they used to sit in
said your foot was pretty ?”
DOESKINS,
all my transactions.
smuggle lace are caught”
“Y es, if I had business there. If his Hampshire anticipated Massachusetts church; and throughout the play the
Don’t forget to giggle.
A
more
amusing
anecdote
on
this
sub
­
AND HOSIERY.
remarks offended me, I should tell him by a few months in giving women the most solemn silence was observed.
H. F. rim.I.IPM
ject was lately told at a public dinner
Bones of the Moa.
to please make no remarks. I shouldn’t right to vote for members ef the school They were attentive, but they gave no ev.
by Ferdinand Duval, Prefect of the
have gone to my lover with a silly story. committee, and the first election under idence of approval or displeasure; there
Seine. He said that the octroi men of
The Rev. Dr. Begg lias received from The fact is, this whole Richmond fool­ the new law was held a few davs ago was no applause, no laughter; there was
Paris, who levy tjie municipal barrier his son in Otago, New Zealand, a large ishness occurred among common, ill-bred at the State Capitol. The result was a not a smile; all was solemn stillness. Hill
dues, are a most vigilant set of fellows, box filled with bones of the Moa, a people, not used to the usages of refined wonderfully full vote, not less than did his utmost to break the ice; he did
but that, having boasted of their merits, species of wingless bird of immense society;” and then the aristocratic young 2,160 ballots being cast, and of these everything a clever comedian could do,
he (the Prefect) had been caught. A size, which is supposed to have been long lady buttoned up her ten-button kids over half were deposited bv women.
but in vain. He flung himself against
friend of his, residing at St. Cloud, h
The balloting extended over three their rigidity; it was no use. The audi
extinct. Such remains are rate in this and prepared for a promenade.—Cincin­
made a small bet that he would intro­ cauntry, and a number of enthusiastic nati Enquirer.
meetings, and the number of women ence was evidently on its best behavior
duce
a
pig
into
Paris
in
his
brougham
who participated was almost exactly and the curtain came down at last amid
ornithologists
who
have
inspected
the
OLD AND NEW,
without the octroi men detecting it. M. collection in the possession of Dr. Begg,
A Cat With Table Manners
double on the second and third evenings a silence oppressive and almost melan­
Duval
took
the
bet,
and
strict
orders
what it had been at previous meetings— choly. After the play, Hill, worn out
have not only been impressed with the
<1. H. RVSSELl, Proprietor.
Are invited to send in their orders and were given at all the gates of Paris to
A child in North Berwick, Maine, 150—299, and 6G2. Another interest­ by his extra exertion and mortified by
great size of some of the bones, which
are assured that they
look out for the brougham of the friend are not unlike those of the legs of a has a kitten which has been instructed ing feature of this election was the fact his want of success, was passing through
in question. Within less than a week, horse, but with the weight of several of in table manners. When called by that the sexes did not rally to the sup­ a public room in his hotel, when he was
Having again settled in this place
| however, the Prefect received the sum the specimens. It is the intention of name she runs quickly to the side of her port of opposing tickets, but men and stopjied by a tall countryman with the
and turned my entire attention to
of 80 centimes, being the amount of Dr. Begg to have a case prepared for mistress and demurely waits while a women divided their votes very evenly, remark:
the Marble Business, I am pre
“Say, mister, I was in to the play to­
duty leviable on a pig, and a request to the preservation of the bones, which tiny bib, made expressly for her, is tied and a ticket bearing the names of two
pared to fill all orders with neat
At Prices that Defy Competition.
night.
”
come and assured himself that the quad­ will be classed by a gentleman versed in around her neck. A two-ounce vial men was elected by a narrow majority
nets and dispatch. Monuments,
“
Were
you t” said Hill. “You must
ruped had been successfully smuggled ornithology, and it is Dot improbable filled with milk is then laid on the floor over another which bore the names of a
Tablets, and Headstones, execu ted
have been greatly entertained.”
in. It turned out that the pig, killed that arrangements may be made by beside her, and taking it between her man and woman.—Investigator.
(2F*in any description of marble.
“Well, I was ' I veil you what it is
and scalded, had been dressed up in which parties interested in the subject paws, she raises herself on her hind
(STSpecial attention paid to or-
now,
my mouth i3 all sore a straining ta
Bright little girl: “The robbers can’t
ASHLAND WOOLEN MILLS.
woman’s clothes, and had been driven may have an opportunity of examining feet, puts the bottle to her mouth, and
(J^Tders from all parts of Southern
into Paris seated triumphantly on the the collection.—Scotsman.
remaining in that position drinks the steal my mamma’s diamond earrings, keep my mouth straight And if it
JJTOregon. Prices reasonable.
box beside the coachman. Since then
milk ; then, laying the bottle gently ’cause papa’s hid them.” Visitor: “Where hadn’t been for the women I’d a laughed
Address:
the octroi men, it is said, stare with
The man who owns one diamond stud down, she patiently waits for her mouth has he hid them?” “Little girl: “Why, right out in meetin’.”
J, H, Russell,
some fixity at plump women when they always wears it in the top stud-hole of to be wiped and for the bib to be re­ I heard him tell mamma he had put
behold them on carriage boxes.—Leisure his shirt-bosom, and tells his tailor he moved, after which she usually indulges them up the spout, and he guessed they
In towing the inclination of the head
Ashland, Oregon.
SECRETARY. Hours.
I
would
stay
there.
”
is
alone
neccessary.
“never did like a low cut vest
in a nap.
J. M. McCall & Co
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