THE ASHLAND TIDINGS FRIDAY................................................ JUSE6. 1H7» The Latest Hatchet Story. Wisconsin'« Frisale Lawyer. [New York Times.] i'a&áE ASHLAND HOUSE. Lavina Goodsei, who has attracted a gnod deal of attention in Wisconsin by I drawing up a bill to the State Legisla- ' SIKES WOSDEX< H M. THATCHER. HOTELS. THATCHER & WORDEN M M M M DEALERS IN he undersigned wishes to re - T READ THIS Away at the southern end of Fourth mind his friends, and the traveling pub­ ture providing that no person should lic generally, that he is still to be found at Avenue live two promising youngsters, ‘.his be refused admission to the bar on ac-» I whose father, being an upright and LONG ESTABLISHED HOUSE, conscientious gentleman, has an endur­ count of sex, and secnriDg passage, i —AND— ing admiration for George Washington seems to be possessed of nnustial ener­ where helsreidyat any time, and on all and his little hatchet. Of course, be gy and of decided talent for law. She occasions to set before them the best the market affords, in a style second to no other DEALERS IX took his hopefuls on bis knee and tolJ owes her success and reputation en­ house in Oregon. tirely to her nnaided exertion. Some to them, as he trotted tLero to Birnaby Dinners and suppers for special occasions, time ago she was employed here on a LINK VILLE, LAKE COUNTY, OREGON. gotten up in appropriate style, at short no­ Cross, the story of the evergreen and tice. jasper houck . fashion journal,but conceiviug that she eternal cherry tree. In the course of could do something better,she resigned I events and time he bethought himself Are now receiving from San Frat.cisco an exeneive elock of goods of great vattaiy to make his two cherubs a present of a her position and went to Janesville, I • xactly suited to ihr trad- of the Wis., where h«-r aged parents resided I hatebeteach, and in the course of even's and needed her assistance Arriving ■ and time be discovered a cut in bis tbero she determined that she conld not ASHLAND, OREGON. cherished dwarf pear tree: Suspecting settle down to washing dishes and the culprits and calling bis posterity to himfc“Boys,” he said, frowing glower- making over gowns as most women do I And in short, Every tbirg required ; J She had long bad a fancy for law and S NOW FINISHED, and the Propri­ ID giy. ” who cut this pear tree?” had convinced herself that she pos­ etor is re idy at all times to receive And then he waited in suspense to gne-ts and furnish them with nccommoda- sessed a business head. Therefore she Which 'hey are prepared toeeil at prices that cannot fail to satisfy cua'emrri. Be see whether be bad another Washing­ began to study law. kept at it for three j tims secund to none in the country. sure to call and see us and see for t ourselves. ton in his family. years, applied for admi-sion to the C'.r Suppers furidsted per order. A. Che'p aa the Posterity No. 1.—“I did it, pa, wif cnit court, passed a brilliant examiua Single Meals............................................... 8 37| my littlo hatchet. I cannot tell a lie.” L23 «AX <29 ULI UP LSd S3 'CP a tion and was admitted. She gained Board per Week...................................... 4 00. Posterity No. 2 — “No, be didn’t, pa: —AND— her first cases, and one of them having ' I I cut it wif my hatchet; aud I'm the been carried to the Supreme Court her REV. J. H. MAYFIELD, All kinds of approved country one ’at can’t tell no lie.” right to plead was denied ou account No. 1.—“You didn’t; I cut it my­ of her six. She reviewed the Supreme produce taken in exchange for self.” Judge's decision in a legal journal and No.2 —‘ Whoopee! You didn’t do no got the better of him in argument, and goods. such thiDg! ’ then went to work upon the Legisla­ -A T— No. 1.— ‘Yes, I did pa, for there ture, with the result already known wasn’t but one pear tree, and we drawd Sonje of the ablest lawyers in the State i-^'Do not fail to give us a etraws to see which one ’onld cut it, admire her acumen and learning and T7.e Subscriber is ng dn tn.charge of th» rfbd— trial before purchasing elsewhere, declare her t > be a born barrister She WHOLESALE PRICES, No. 2.—“And Idrawd the short straw as we are determined to give sat­ is represented as entirely feminine,not PIONEER HOTEL, aDd cut the—” v2n!9tf. withstanding her profession, and oue No. 1.—“Ain’t you ashamed? I drawd of the best of women in all the duties j Of the Lake country, and is determine to isfaction. the short straw and cut the tree, and make his g e->ts comfortable and happy. of life. you got mad an’ went off and cut ap IVE HIM A CALI.-Ani rerta»«ured that he Ljp1"An Agent Wanted in this Locality, to supply the Rapid Demand . our new csrri’ge.” will mike you feel al home. C ards vs C roquet .— Harper's Zfazar GEORGE NURSE. Pa—“The----- ” PI1ŒNIX, OREGON. turns aside from fashion for a little i [2-29 f. - OR- 8125.00 PEB WEEK MADE EASY. HORAE AMD WAOOB PBKB. No. 2.—“Oo-oob? I didn’t do no (v2n21'f.) playful humor, now and then, and such thing! He cut it his-s^’f, pa.” MISCELLANEOUS- here is a story it tells that is too good No.'l.—“I d i-d»n’-t, now.” EASY INSTALLMENTS. W. C. DALEY, No. 2.—“You’ro a li—a fibber!" not to be repeated: One day last sum- I The Former High Priced Machines R educed to J. R. TOZER, H. 8. EMERY. And then the fond father took his mer we rode fifty miles on a railway posterity each by the nap of the neck and marched them to the carriage­ seated behind four men who were play­ house. The ruin that had been ing with those awful things of the wrought there was mournful to contem devil—carJs. They played euchre un­ plate, and the sound that went np from til they were tired of it; they played a Proprietors of the C hampion Thoroughly warranted and sent to you for the carriagi-houso excited the wonder 0 little seven up, pedro, and occasionally of the neighbors and the chaotic cachinations of the chickens for two a trifls of poker. We never heard a Thoir frequent bursts of WE WILL CON riXUE TO PURCHASE WHEAT tqusres around. The father bad cons dispute. A shland , O regon , Sweated the hatchets, and now decl ires merriment at some unexpected play And no obligation to keep one, if not detti i than any machine you ever had. • that too much George Washington will repeatedly drew our eyes from our —JOk’ES* - book. They nevor quarreled, and demoralize any family. —EVERY FAMILY CAN NO .V OW'i A FI1-T-C:.ASS SEHiJ M t JH. «’ Manufacturers of all kinds of never once called names. When we Emperor und Boy got out at the s'ation we sat at our The Old Favorite and Reliable S tandard window and watched a party of young One of the commissioners from Bra* men aod maidens play croquet. In Are now taking the It ad. zil to the Philadelphia exposition, told fifteen minutes wa saw two persons And Will Deliver a ploa-tant 6tory of the emporor. A lad cheat successfully. We heard four distinct aod bitter quarrels. We heard cf goodjamily, in Rio Janeiro, found a beautiful young girl tell two lies,and MT œj â53tBAyp»Of»ÛX>a»w himself left, by the death of bis father, « merk-looking young man three, and friendless and penniless Ouodty he finally we saw the young girl throw her We Guniiot Unke n Belter Machine nt nny Price. Every inatrumeat W arranted foe ten saw a middle-aged gentleman phinly mallet against the fence so hard that it THE HIGHEST PREMIUM AWARDED THE STITCll AT THE CENTESNLL Y ears aa F irst -C lass —Hi* best ANYWHERE IN TOWN, AT OF ALL DIMENSIONS. dressed, and with 3 singularly candid, frightened a horse; the other young recommendation is the girl pounded her mal'et so bard ou the A strictly First-Class. Shuttle. D'tibl-Thread, L ck Sii-cli M-icbire mo"- core ¿rind countenance, walking aong in the grouud that it knocked the buds off an pie'e ¡n equipme its th *n any th«-r, and mbialng all the tale impiovr- number sold. street. The lad’s companion told him apple tree. They both banged into men's with the old and w-ll tried qualities for which the ^SB-P ictuhe frames neatly mace to it was the emperor, a Uing “ho chooses i the houso at different doors, and the order. standard is so popular . to be unnoticed, to go up and down as i two youi.g men looked sheepish and Wagner & Anderson. OTP la ning of all kinus, sawing, A F.i hru! F'ml’y Se* inc M c ii>* in every *•-»««- of th» wont—’b»» run* »im^vb »id doe* »ven A*- went off ufter a drink. Now, why is the father of his people.” 83,000 S mith ’ s O rgans . »crip io*. «4 paiu or fiiicy »eut gui hm» a d cer 111 y »•• »triww "td ell nndr, ■ nrt t'or u^blÿ [17 mi-'». ll-TF. this? Isn ’ t croquet a good moral game? ‘•It Le is the father of his people,“ er-d with-io u.e f<> ye ism Ih u» it'l».f Fani»*», »ba e c M «•I'.ioe ih t 1 »v» our F.eorv • »r- tinning, boring, etc., etc., r.>u .<ì fo- Uve e re. •mk-i> i* p-) t r. E «b est iu me;“ aud approaching the em­ R. P. N eil M c tie »• co-nij. nie» by ■ m e U e On'ti' uua.rr •»' »1*1 u.eiul atihCiiL.ni» fur ill khd. tf~ L. A. N eil , —AND— DONE WITH DISPATCH. peror, though trembling with fright.be worktfneof ny ex m c rg<-)tn»>nl given w-b any .«titer M "hu* at »n» rice The Si udiri Me­ W m . Hxiir.i», An American gentleman who has re ­ cí i e bi» m re »«»■d qu li ie. tnai> »>• -e id ubh- 'h* Pne^. L iomt aud E- kt Rrjiaiao, » «-fe't-- e»n told his story iu a few direct words. U-e 1 . K t i. oh a and D vbabi r. >ev-r«u id u<< er R apid uld Or'»i|. tn Ei-cu’lœi. N«. M**e» C g» ASHLAND MARKET. sided in London for several years re Dom r<:dro listened attentively. m Cm» -Over «ut <» n i.k- e N ■!■*. Wl’f «.»• f «r ye .r». I >e dy in m m<>men , «n1 g Nt—die. Eor t, •• g î,vg» e ?’‘ MATic ixseioN. I. rg- IL b- n-c p ble < f h « d" g « h > hn'dr»>» y rd* of t r-hd. A L rge 8tr.«m- M«>- one day invited out to dinner at the “An education, your majesty. If I Ct>i'«e vreat w‘dih «f «raí.giviii» t' ni>-i y de Ved qu 1-ie ,> ni grent Cipeii« f r « w de r rge i-t ^^Undertaking'a Specialty. worn. Ii i ■ t‘>e Be-» M >ctii »- li P vici «le •• d P i i f«>«n< iu ion. üee i» «» «»œ un < ja-lltue •xr had that I could be of some use to my«« bouse of an eminent London solicitor. «'her. Active Ag 11 ► w >1 ed lu hier un y to r«c«-ive ..rde.» ni deliver M »i.l'e». Kur* 1. dru en.en» ♦ NOW IN USE. self and others. Now I am of none? The daughter of the host sat next to offeedCt-g uei.’te et er«, Bii-ine«». Mei>&c I'"Mri led Book. * mikfufwok. u-'h p.|«* "« . free -in', rtenv-» «dv'wet* g iar «•«*«-. t« «• V i«r <>f'b». «cid. Ad Irem, B'I AN DARD SEW ING liÄ “For what business did your father him at tha table , and observed him » CHINE CO.. BROADWAY A CLIN ION PLACE, New York. tS6-*»-ly design you?“ with much curiosity, finally making --DEALERS IN— “That of a civil engineer, sir.* the stereotyped remark that ''she was “Come to me at noon to morrow.“ sa’infied to see him so white; she hud Others Advertise The emperor inquired concerning the thought that all Americans were cop DALLY & CO. UNION LIVERY ]Vol. Ill N>>. Itf j lad, and then took upon himself the per-colored. ” Soon after some ques­ whole expense of bis support aud edu tions arose respecting our national AND 11 ide3’and pelts bo ighi, and all kinds of fat cation, sending him to this country to currency, and my friend took from his H alf M illion C apital , stock taken i-i exchange fur meat. receive the latter. The fact which gives pocket some specimens of our b«ijk ni>37-v3-tf more siguificeuce to the story is that notes, among which was one bearing th»* emperor is comparatively a poor the portrait of Gen. Washington. The OR THE BENEFIT OF THOSE DESIR- Which they have made by extvnib WM. D. CORPE ttao, liis iucorne being much less than note passed from band to band around GEORGE NURSE, of California inggo dwngon work, the nude.signed Hkjh pRICES f p that’of many wealthy Brazilian gentle­ hereby makes known th it he can be fo'ind the table, and finally cameto the young J acksonvii . i . b , O eeoon . at all times m hi* shop in ibe S. W. corner BDd Organs from men. Even the education of this one lady before mentioned. “Whose por­ DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, boy involved a certain amount of self- trait is thut?” she asked of my friend. of the public sq-mre Ashland Ogn.. and is the public, fl'nE UNDERSIGNED, HAVING PUR- CLOTHING, BOOTS, - te idy und willing o do nil work entrusted sacrilice on his part. I ills g le ve 'o inform D.>m Pedro cares nothing for luxnry, “And who was he?’’ she queried. One AND SHOES. me public in.»t ihey re de .in.iiwd ni-ri , ONS. CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, WHhEL- t pomp, or even the honors of the world; of our Presidents,’, cautiously answered re pleased to amounce that their Stable» a* h ComluU'*l>ce of tm- pntiouige 'bat tue lor 1114.)’ CIGARS AND TOBACCOS BARROW8, l’LOW STOCKS, Ac., rn.de his whole aim is the elevation and ims the gentleman, who was rather anxious year» past been conferred ou iheee ja*tiy to orde -, and repaired on short r.odce. provement cf his subjects. lor this to see how far bis fair neighbor’» ignor­ Tie best Eusiern sio k constantly on purpose he has visited almost every ance would extend. “One of your hand. W. W. KEN I NOR. civilized country, carrying home the Presidents—ah, indeed! Did he come LAKE C0UXT1’ - - - 0EG0X Ashland. June 17th. 1876. noltf. We bave coMtuxly on h-Dd the very beet best in theory aud practice, to experi­ bofore or after Mr. Lincoln?”—London A.n tn excellent repair, amply provided with feed ment in Brazd. He was accustomed Correspondence Philadelphia Tele­ SADDLE H0RSE8, Aud ill it customers wu: be w..i ed uu promptly and in the beet ety le. on bis tour of investigation at the ex graph. BUGGIES AND --------------------------------- 4 >.--------------- ■ ■ — position, to go about incognito, in Good HACKS Excellent BUGGIES and No i ehatiby coat and trousers, to the great RIDING HOIUSES always ou hand. C urious P henomenon .—A curious CARRIAGES, disappointment of tho crowd, crowd. They phenomenon occurred during the CaY'Horse» promptly cared for, and.j^g » ;uhli»hed tn e*mt-w»ekly part» ot elg-it page» I d And cm furolen our cue'.»mere with a tip-top turn­ STOVES, TINWARE, HARDWARE. did n ‘t ircognizo the fact that no in euch puri,or »ixeeu pugee eich week. It prêtent» out al any time. sigma of royalty could add dignity to severe bail storm on Friday May 9th. connecting The telephone wire such real majesty of character. Peck’s res- On tbs shortest Diti» the office with Geo Fiah Hatching in California. B^TDu not full to give the I.iakviPe Stable» a tria On r&i»o guirantee »ati»f«ctlon in all our trans­ “Mr. Myron Greene, of the U. S. ascertain if it bud not come in co, tact lished ou the Pacific Co «»t. action». C abdwell & M c M ahon . Fishery, was in town lust Snnrday.aud with the telegraph line but each was in Ashland. —O—O— reports thut extensive preparations are not the case. A person standing near r«1HE UNDERSIGNED,THANKING OUB PA »4 00 For ore year, per mall................................. being made for the propagation of fish the Telephone wire could feel the 1 trull» for l:i«j» fur 1 year, Mid 1 a>p> extra.............. 30 50 time Mr. L. Stone will have arrived during the bail storm worked better TwkiTT-ritE cuj.ieefur 1 year,sn i 1 co, y ex. .62 q 1» from the East with a great variety of than ever before known and was re­ Winchester Repeating Rifles fro® -AND BAVES— ASHLAND LIVERY fish unknown to California waters. marked by the operators at San Fran Mr. Greene asserts that during a visit ciseo aod Portland. The effect was tn Sacramento be was informed by undoubtedly caused by tLe friction A shland , O regon . ¿Oilers there that they bad sold as produced by the hail striking the high as 1da.vs and Fri­ All the H igh P biced D ealers talk .Pk gation of fish, end the California Fish yet in all probability it will hasten the Team, Buggy and Plow Harness, T Purchased 'he above stable*, from days; leave Linkville down Extra Becton Myrvpu Chapman A Neil b-g« leave to iutorm ibe Commissioners deserve a great deal of day when the chains which have bound Tuesday, Thurs­ pnblio that hr is deirrniiiird to merit a con ­ credit, for they have worked very bard Oregou for these many years to Cali­ whips day and Sat­ tinuance "f the patronage tbai ba» lor many and done all they could. Mr. Stone fornia will be loosed by railroad com­ ROBES, urday. »ears part been enfe «rd on tb«se ju-tlj DUSTERS understands his business, as out of munication wiih the East. Ooe line LEAVES ASHLAND salmon eggs heretofore shipped by him of cars will insure two, as the Northern about 98 per ceDt. have arrived at their Pacific will use every exertion to com­ MONDAY’S WEDNESDAY’S AND FRI­ — ff) nriJl — destination in good condition. They plete their road, and the Central Pactiic DAYS at 4 o'clock a . m : arrives at Link- rille same days. Returning, expect the coming season to ship uiaoy being determined not to allow Gould of PIANOS AND ORGANS HORSE BLANKETS. I bare constantly on hand the very best more eggs. The transplanting of fish the Union Pacific to have the cream of LEAVE LINKVILLE — also ;— R F. REESER. from the different waters wiU prove of Oregon’s trade, will start the construc­ great benefit to the people everywhere, tion of a road from SADDLE HORSES BUGGIES AND TUESDAYS. THURSDAYS AN» SATUR ­ Ashland, Oreg. Nov. 15, 1878 if. Winnemucca W inchester R epeating R ifles DAYS arriving at A-bland same day C"n and should be encouraged. through to this city, which is not more Because his policy is r.ects wiih our daily stage line between CARRIAGES. than half the distance which Gould (commonly called Henry Rifles) of Linkville and F«>rt Klamath Also wi'h Q ueen of the O cean .— The steam will have to cover in order to reach model of 1S66, 1873, and 1876 bis tri weekly line from Linkville to ship Oregon is th« * ‘Rarus” of the deep, this city. Let them come, wo are And can ftrnisb my customer* with a tipio;» Lake View and all intermediate points. DEATH TO THEM !! having on her last trip to San Fran­ waiting.— Standard. turn-out at any time. -------- — + # ------------ M. COLWELL. he undersign eh will be foumd cisco made the best time on record, and v3 no 4-tf. At a regular meeting of the quarterly at hi* shop on Main »»reet, two doo ■ won the flag of championship. She conference of Eugene circuit, Metbo- WHEAT Taken at the Highest fiorn the livery stable*, where he I« ptepwivd made the mu to Astoria in five hours di-t Episcopal Church South, Rev. R. ■w~v -w-^» rrtbuglneee you can ergaee in. P ianos and O rgans sent on 15 '»> do all kinds of wwk in bitline tike Market Rates in Exchange Ly I j 1 'I |5 10 f 21 (or d iory of navigation on this Coast, victs that escaped from the pen- wanted eve ywl.ere io wc-rk tur n». JKJ f.x c.n make pre..t lay ah the llm« — OB — call end tee me. Nuw ta ibe ini-, Co*'ly outui a«l being an average of nearly fifteen miles itenttury a short time since, were >rk, fur particular» write to H. H aliett A Oo »,>■-» H- term» f«ee. AcdretsTauE & Co., Au­ bey wia noltf. JOHN RALPH. H. F. PHILLIPS. A the offies of the A shland T iding «. - L - ■ , rJtr- Jyl I er Lour. — Pottluud Standard. captured mar Mehama FvrtbDd, Maine. guri», Mina C. S. Sergent & Co., SAVE MONEY General Merchandise, Furnishing Goodé, UNION HOTEL AND BAKERY. Hardware, Crockery, Boots and Shoes Hats and Caps I FOR THE GENERAL TRADE LAKE COUNTRY PIANOS Beef Cattle, Hides and Wool taken in ex Proprietor, change for goods. ORGANS P ioneer H otel . Do not forget the Old Pioneer Store of the Lake Country. Linkville, Lake County, Oregon THATCHER & WORDEN. C. S. Sergent & Co. CASH G Nothing Succeeds Like Success!! EHE ASHLAND MILLS. DALEY & CO., TWEWTÏ DOLLARS, WOOD WORKERS’ FACTORY, Examination Before you Pay For it PIANOS AND ORGANS THE HIGHEST MARKET PRICE, FURNITURE, SEWING MACHIN E S20 DOORS, SASH, BLINDS, DOOR AND WINDOW FRAMES, FLOUR, FEED &c, BOLE» PRICES- Harris Neil & Co., SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. Selling off Cheap All kinds of fresh and dried Meats, S a I c Wagon Factory. Linkville Livery Stables. ExCHAnGE STABLES, F Corner 4th and s 8., FUR CASK. A &IVKTII.&K No Drummers ! SACRAMENTO “WEEKLY UNION” Tourists and Others Outfitted I POPULAR STABLES! No Agents No Middlemen ! Horses Boarded OF MATTER EACH WEEK. HIGH PRICES, CROCKERY and GLASSWARE. Horses Bought and Sold. SMITH C. K. KLUM, Saddlery & Harness, Ashland and inkville STAGE LINE K Money for the Public. SALE AND FEED STABLES ! , Table SMITH’S POPULAR STABLES and Pocket Cutlery. Wagon Shop. Pistols, Cartridges, Etc. HORSES BOARDED JAMES S. SMITH, D $66 T Of Vehicles Made to Order,