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ASHLAND, OREGON: SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1876.
$2.50 PER ANNUM.
DIDN’T VOTE FOR HIM.
A BIRD STORY.
Bl Y
“ You aro right, count,” replied tho
T he E nglish L anguage —There is
captain, with child-like smile, “but
ona
all important point which in all
In these days of bear stories and | Captain Bob Sbaftoe concluded to
Tho average American is in a great tho orations,
that
is
the
very
reason
I
want
to
try
all the odes, and all the
BY MK3. M. A. KIDDEB.
I
wolf stories aud snako stories, a short j run for Congress. Ho bad been in the hurry to realize on liis investments.
m.v luck now.”
yarn may be a relief, and we are i wars—be hud fought and bled—and If he orders a few garden seeds in Jan­ music of the centennial Fourth of July
Oh, heart, go cut of your bi ting-place,
Thero was no bold for it, the nsually bird
And wander where you will;
indebted for the following, which all his record as a soldier was of the very uary, he is anxious to have them set seems to have been utterly neglected
reserved man was presistent, and to es­ are
Through the city and through the town,
expected to believe, to a brother of best. Of course, having consented to immediately ; and if ho forwards six and passed by. It is tbe extraordinary
Orer the hill and dile—
cape
the
point
of
the
joko
turning
Over the eea with its thousand ie’.ee,
run, he had to take the stump. Bob cents for a copy of some paper which and rapid spread of the English lan­
against him so unexpectedly, the com­ the sock and buskin;
guage. According to Hume, in the
Over the rivers —go
A certain actor, who has loomed up could be eloquent upon occasions, es­ contains a story of which he has read days
In quest of a sit gle human soul
mander
was
forced
to
submit.
of Elizabeth, there were less than
when picturing battle scenes, or beard he does not forget to request
Tuat never hatn “ known a woe.”
Wuat the emotions were deep down in more pretentious and ambitious po­ pecially
three
millions of the English-speaking
sitions, is now the Chief Mogul of a and he indulged rather freely in thia the publisher to send it “ by return race iu Great Britain. Elizabeth died
You may enter the palace of the king—
in
his
heart,
could
not
be
discerned
by
The poor man’s humble cot —
style, for he know more about war than mail.” Patience, which tukes the form
the calm exterior, as he walked over to traveling theatrical, company, which he did about politics. His opponent of
1603, and since her decease, the
The place whare greit wealth beantlfies,
quiet waiting, is a virtue of wLich in
not long since located for two nights at
And where it blesses not;
the
spot
occupied
by
the
captain
a
tongue
sho spoke with such vigor and
was a politician, and not a soldier.
he Bcems to bo wholly ignorant. He abruptness
But, should you travel for long, long years,
a
smart
Western
town.
These
nights
short
time
ago.
Palo,
but
dignified,
baa nearly conquered the
Till centuries had flown,
One day Bob addressed an assembled cannot wait tho progress of events,
being tbe last of tbe week, they re­
Lu Jearch of mortals sorrow proof,
ho held up the target.
world.
It
is
the language of the world,
multitude iu front of a cross-road gro­ but must constantly hurry and fret in
You'd come tuck, heart, alone I
Somewhat awkward in handling the mained in their comfortable quarters cery.
of
commerce
and of science. Regions
He told the story of his hard­ order to move a littlo faster than her
at the village tavern over Sunday. Tho
Oh, hands that have too murh work to do (?)
weapon,
it
required
somo
time
for
the
Cicero
never
knew are resonant with
A j >1 weary of your toil,
actor in question is in possession of a ships in the field eloquently and touch­ wonti d pace.
captain
to
take
aim.
His
hand
trem-
the
vocabulary
tho island. There
Th r. fain would change with idle hands,
He told how he had led a for­
This tendency crops out very plainly are about forty of millions
Pair han!»,” too wnite to soil,”
bled with the vacilating uncertainty very fine green parrot, which ho ingly.
of men in
prizes very highly, aud which be has lorn hope ; how he had been stricken when he purchases trees. He finds America who, in business,’in law, in
"Work ou 1 for you have promise sweet
of
action.
Iu
deathlike
silence
tho
To the faithful toilers given,
under tho very muzzlo of tho them described in the catalogue as politics, use the English language.
anxious company watched the clumsy taught a number of stage quotations, J down
As you sow go id seed along the way
enemy
’s guns ; and how he bad lain “ second - class,” “medium,” “first They are supplemented by tbe inhabi­
which
the
bird
would
often
repeat
in
a'
From earth to the gate of heaven.
mamruvers, until every hair seemed ,
two
nights
and one day suffering where class,” aud “ extra.” The difference in tants of Australia and New Zealand,
maunor
to
create
great
amusement.
As
Oh, feet that are climbing the up-hill road,
bristling with expectant horror, when
ho
fell,
before
succor came. And other theso classes is principally, if not
Oft pierced with the sharpest thorns,
suddenly the arm holding the pistol was natural, the feathered speaker be­ tilings he told, equally thrilling.
tho Isles of tho Sea. In the Capo
Oft temple 1 out of the narrow way,
wholly, in the size and height of the and
of
Good
even in tho Orange set­
was lowered, and the captain exclaimed came a great favorite with tbe compa­
In-otne flowery Owns,
When he had concluded, one of the trees. The larger the tree, the higher tlements, Hopp,
ny, and no little consternation was
Climb uu, w itn the aid of your trusty staff—
tho
English
is fast expelling
with
impatient
simplicity
:
I
Vp, upward to war 1 the sun ;
caused in the troupe by his loss, which unwashed ar.d unterrified—ono of the the price. But the farmer “ don’t care the dialect of tho Hollanders. In In­
“
What
a
wriggling
thing
it
is
!
,
For me goal you see is just in night,
i
—approached him with ex- anything about that.” He waLts good dia no wealthy or ambitious native con­
And lue bright crow n almost wuu I
When I think I'vo got it, then I haven’t occurred on the Sunday afternoon wo sovereigns
treme
sympathy
in every look.
trees or none ; and gives his orders for siders his education complete until
got it at all. I guebS I had better let speak of.
those
of extra size, REd which are four English is us familiar as his vernacular.
“
Cap
’
n
Bob,
wa3
all
that
true
you
A TICKLISH MOVEMENT.
It appeared that tho bird bad been told us?”
it alone ; no telling where the bull
or
five
years old. In doing this ho In Geneva, in Paris, and in Florence,
let out of his cage that day, as was fre­
Captain M---- , of tho Austrain ser­ might strike.”
“
True
as
gospel,
my
friend.
”
thinks he is acting wisely, but the newspapers are printed in the English
A long breath of relief passad around quently done, ho being fond of hop­
vice garrisoned at Mentz, was a man of
“
And
you
railly
tic
right
up
to
nurseryman
knows better, and • the language. It has even penetrated into
the
about tho room. It was sup­
simple habits, quiet and extremely re­ tho board as the captain laid the weap­ ping
mouth
of
the
enemy
’
b
cannon?
”
farmer,
will
find
before long that with South America. Iu Buenos Ayres it is
that bo had slipped out of the
served character, inclining to tho study on down, and cjuietly resumed his place posed
“
Yes.
”
equal
care,
tho
small
trees will grow printed side by side with the columna
when tbe door had been opened,
of science and the entertainment of his at the table, saying good-naturedly to room
“
Aud
got
kuockcd
over
?
”
faster
(if
a
fruit
tree)
,
and come into of a Spanish journal, and in Rio de Ja-
aud had reached tbo yard or 6treet, and
books, rather than tho riotous compan­ the commander :
“
Yes.
”
bearing
condition
sooner
than the ncrio tho trustworthy journal, pub­
“ I am just as much obliged to you, then been secured by some passer-by.
ionship and rhodomontado of bis fel­
“
Aud
como
nigh
dyin
’
?
—
two
whole
!
larger
ones.
Tbe entire premises were searched,
lished among the Portuguese-speaking
low officers. For this reason he did count.”
nights in misery ?”
In
half
a
dozen
years,
tho
tree
that
but
no
trace
of
the
parrot
could
be
nationality
is in tbe same familiar
Four weeks aft?r tho timid captain
not stand in very exalted favor with
“
Yes.
my
friend,
it
is
all
true
as
I
was
small
will
be
larger
and
finer
than
found,
Tho
whole
company
were
in
words
which
the household words
them, in fact they even gave current to received a major’s commission, and has sorrow over tho loss of their favorite, Lave told you. I was wounded four the other. The reason for this is obvi­ in New York are
and
London. In tho
a rumor to tbe effect that Captain M---- no better friend than Count L.
times after that.”
ous. The larger the tree, the larger Baltic Provinces of in Russia
and
nono
more
so
than
tho
owner,
our
a knowledge
waa lacking in the courage so essential
“ Well,” said the interrogator, with the roots, which it has, and the larger of English is indif-pensable
G
allant Y oung M en .—Sho was very friend tho leading mun.
for a mer­
to an officer and soldier.
visible emotion, “ I’m blamed if: you tho roots the less fibres thoro will be cantile careeer, and iu Norway
pretty,
says
the
Washington
Chronicle,
But
the
parrot
was
not
destined
to
bo
lan­
About this time the regiment received wore a pleasant smile, and, when she lost so ; he revealed himself in a very huiu’t suffered enough for your coun­ upon them. A tree that has plenty of guage is taught in tbe common the
schools
a new commander, Count L., a young entered an avenue car last evening, curious way. It was after supper that try. I don’t see why we should send fibrous roots will grow readily, if prop­ as the most promising branch of liberal
gentleman celebrated throughout the there were seven young men who im­ the disconsolate proprietor was pacing you out among them Congress fellows. er care is used in transplanting ; but education. * * * To all foreigners,
whole army for bis war and peace ad­
vacated their seats, aud de­ the yard in bis favorite Hamlet atti­ They’re a hard lot. T’other man is no amount of skill cun coax a tree to except perhaps Frenchmen, it is easy.
ventures and his merry pranks, who wus mediately
lighted themselves by casting alternate tude, brooding over bis bereavement. younger’n yon, ain’t of much account live and flourish which is destitute of A learned German has called it a gram­
indebted for Lis high position to his glances
the fair one and the vacant At tho same time a dark-; kinned youth anyway. I say, let him suffer awhile ; these littlo fibres. The roots of largo marless language, because it is compar­
royal descent aud relationship to the > spaces. at She
took the nearest scat with —one of tbe despised descendants of so I guess I’ll vote for him ! ”— Led<jtr. trees aro more or less mutilated in tho atively wanting in inflections, in de­
English crown. A h soon as he discov a nod to ail, and
process of tuking up, while tho small
bewitching smilo ; Ham, who bad found bis wav North
M ake your H eaven H ere .—There is trees sustain littlo injury from this clensions and conjugations, but this
ered tbe opiuiou generally entertaiued six young men a bowed
and sat down, during tho war—was engaged iu tho no royal read or short cut to heaven.
fact makes it more acceptable to
of Captain M----- , ho determined to while one young man bowed
source. Dealers in trees assert that very
stable
in
tho
utilitarian
occupation
of
and
stood
the
foreigner,
amenable to tbe
convince himself of its justice at the up, and imagined himself a martyr. [ cleaning horses, by the light of a lan­ If you want a heaven for yourself in experienced men buy small, thrifty useful purpose more
of
trade,
commerce,
tho world to come, prepare it for your­ treos, while those who aro just starting,
first good opportunity.
tern
which
bung
by
a
rope
over
bis
She
carried
a
beautiful
child
in
her
science
uud
literature.
—
Cincinnati
At tbe regimental “love feast”—a’ arms, and it was very playful. One head. The door was open, and so tbe self in the life that now is. You have aro anxious for tho largest ones to bo quirer.
dinner, eo-called—given shortly after, | young man thought she was its aunt, tragedian approached and watched the no reason to think you will er.ter upon had. Those who are to set trees tho
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the next life in anywise changed in coming season will do well to learn
he had it so arranged that tbe Captain i and two others were quite positive sliG boy at hi3 work, himself unseen.
T he C entennial M ain B uilding to
character from what you aro when you from tho experience of those who, at R emain
of doubtful courage should be seated was not its,mother. Meanwhile tho
.—The Fairmount Park Com­
Tho
gloom
which
overhung
tho
next to him at the table, and the re child amused itself. It climbed, and actor’s mind was not destined to last leave this. “Ko that is unholy, let considerable loss to themselves, have I mission has yielded to the popular
markable timidity and singular reserve crowed, and laughed, and played, and long ; it was relieved in a manner to him be unholy still.” And the charac­ demonstrated that small trees are the demand, and the Main Exhibition
manifested by the otficer really influ­ the lady laughed and petted it. One occasion vastly different feelings in the ter with which you leave this world ones to buy.—A\ 77. 1 loment cad.
Building is to remain, to be used bb a
enced the free and easy commander < of the young men, a sacrilegious dark young horsc-valet. A queer, will be the slow and natural growth of
bazar and industrial fair ; with
T iie S tory of the Fitiil’ND, the grand
to believe the rumored opinion was wretch, commenced humming, “ I wish I sharp voice, apparently from ono cud the years of your whole earthly life,
tbe
proviso,
however, that tbe structure
and cannot be the result of anything F riend ’ s F riend and the F riends ’ is to bo removed
correct ; and began to improvise some I was a baby,” when the child, kicking ■ of the stable, was heard to exclaim :
after two years’ notice
else, tbo teaching of any theology or F riend .- —A certain peasant visited a shall have beeu given.
plan by which the matter could be put in a playfui mood, knocked a handker­
charge for
“Lay on, Macduff 1”
man to tho contrary notwithstanding. Hodja one day, and presented him with admission is restricted The
»o the test on the spot and settled for a chief from tho lady’s lap on the iloor.
to
25
cents for
The boy straightened up as though Tiie truo conception of human exist­ a hare. Tho giver was treated with
certainty.
five
days
of
the
week,
and
10
cents on
were four of the young men who he was touched with a hot iron, and ence doubtless is as one in this world great consideration, aud a soup was
During dessert ho directed the con- j There
Saturday
;
and
when
tho
income
it
a simultaneous dive for the mus­ looked toward tho end of tho stable and the next—this tho rill, that the made of the haro.
versatiou upon pistol-shooting, in , made
yields
is
sufficient
to
pay
expenses
and
lin, atid two got it; they came up with a queer mixture of wonder and river ; this the dawn, that the day ; this
Next week tho peasant came again.
which he claimed to be au expert, and smiling,
interest ou tho investment, tho admis­
fear.
There
wus
but
littlo
light
from
neither
willing
to
relax
his
“ Who aro you ? ”
the
bud,
that
the
flower
;
this
the
blade,
at last sent a waiter after his pistol grasp, and two bauds were extended to­ the lantern, and yet it would seem im­
fee is to bo still further reduced,
“ I am the man who gave you tho sion
cases to prove the truth of Lis boasting ward the fair one. An old lady ou the possible for a human being to hive that the full corn in the ear. Heaven
so
that
the public may enjoy the exhi­
is n<»t something to be won or got or hare ? ”
I
words.
at tbo lowest possible charge for
side tittered, and the young stood there without being observed, bought, cither by ourselves or some*
“ Oh, yes ;” and ho was again well bition
fbe weapons were soon at bond, aud opposite
entrance.
brill
the
lad
’
s
sharp
eyes
could
see
lady
held
the
child
in
front
of
her
faco
b . lj e’so for us ; but it is something to received.
taking a wine-cracker about the sizo of aud blushed. Tho young men looked nothing.
Tho British Government lias recently
grow iLto. In the next world you are
Some time afterwards camo several presented
a silver half dollar, from the table, he at each other, and then at the ------- .
Philadelphia with tho hand-
“ Who dar ?” he cried, in a somewhat simply ycurself, only moved on, and poisons, and demanded hospitality.
coolly challenged Captain M—— to Their mouths and eyes opened; each quivering voice. There was no re­
somo
buildings
now occupied by the
“ Who are you ? ”
stand at the other end of the room aud handed it to tho other ; something fell sponse. The boy glared about with moved up. Swedenborg somewhere
British
Commission.
What with tbe
gives us a representation of porsons
“ Wo aro tho neighbors of the man Main Building, Memorial
hold this up as a target for him.
Hall, Horti­
|
unmistakable
trepidation.
Then
he.
upon the fluor; aud the two young
who had died, and did not for a consid­ who gave you the hare.”
A universal stare of astonishment, ! men
cultural
Hull,
aud
probably
Machinery
I
again
es-ayed
:
silently departed from the car.
erable timo even know that they were
“ Oh, yes ; you aro welcome and Hall, together with tbe British
mingled with malicious satisfaction, I The other
edifices,
“
Now
you
stop
dat
I
I
see
you,
and
young men looked out of
dead. Their old thoughts and feel they also were well received. Not long tho statues, etc., it appears that
greeted this extraordinary request. the windows,
a con­
aud somebody whispered, ; you’d better come out. You. can’t fool ings and loves and desires of an earth- ’ after this appeared quite a troop of
The officers all looked at tbe innocent “It wasn't a handkerchief.
siderable
portion
of
the
Centennial
dis chicken.”
”
ly life remained, and the world which people.
captain, who very naturally made some
structures will be left, affording all tbe
“I urn thy father’s ghost !’’
they had entered did not at first seem
“ Who are you ? ”
decided protest, as his superior olficer
facilities for a very largo permanent
The voice seemed to come from different from the one they had left,
with the C hildren .—“ When
“ W a are tho neighbors of the neigh­ display.
had indulged to a very perceptible ex­ we I’ iay
were all children at home,” said a 1 above. Thero was a jingle beam run­ only it was spiritual instead of physi­ bors of the man who gave you tho
lent iu the sparkling glass in the course friend,
The Exposition will close on Novem­
“ nothing delighted us so much ning across the stable, but tho boy cal. Hence they weDt on with their hare.”
of the meal.
ber
lbth ; but visitors will continue to
a romp with my father ; the hour ■ could see nothing upon it. A horrid old employments and ran the roued of
“ Oh, yes ; you are welcome.”
“I hope you are not afraid, captain ; as
admitted as usual after that date, in
his home coming was tho happiest idea that ho might be haunted entered their old pleasures. Only by degrees
So they were shown in, and the Hod­ be
or is the sruell of powder disagreeable, of
order
provide necessary funds to
I
tho
darkey
’
s
brain.
Ho
yelled
out
:
in
all
tho
twenty-four.
I
often
think
did they perceive their chauge of ja presently set before each of them a defray to
perhaps?” was the sarcastic remark i if all parents would play with their
expenses
of police maintenance,
“
1
don
’
t
want
noffiu
of
you
!
I
don
’
t
slates—and that as they theinsc-lves bo- cup of clear water.
/
of his commander.
etc.
I
home discipline might en­ know any ghosts !” *
“ Tho man’s a fool,” they said,.upon
carae, by natural processes of growth
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“ Well, I don’t know, but I guess children,
“
My
name
is
Norval
!
’
’
tirely
lose
its
severe
aspect,
and
become
and development, capable of deeper beholding such an entertainment Û8
L anguage of A nimals .<— An English
not,” was tbe phlegmatic reply of the a law of love.” C'bildron are not made
“ I can’t help dat! What you want seeing and higher knowledge.— /Ar. J. that.
writer says ; The ewe will distinguish
captain, as, with a peculiar smile, ho
good
by
thb
rod
of
power.
How
many
wid
me ?”
But tho Hodja answered, “This is I her own Jamb’s bleat among a thou­
T. Sunderland t in Tie Sltakt r.
■lowly rose, cracker ^n hand and parents are willing to devote an hour
boy’s face was ghastly with ter­
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the sauce
of tho sauce of tho bare.”
sand, all bleating at the same time and
walked to the end of the room. With or so to play with the child or chil­ ror Tbe
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as
ho
spoke.
A necdote of T haddeus S tevens .—
making a noise a thousand times loud­
his back resting against the wall, he
T iie E ffect or A stonishment .—He er than tho singing of psalms at a Csm-
“A"pound of flesh !’’
A correspondent of tbe Baltimore G’u-
took the target between tbe thumb and dren? it knows nothing else. Asa
The climax bad como. The darkey, zette, writing from Lancaster, Penn., walked into the drug storo, observed eronion sacrament in the fields, where
littlo kitten will stop lapping her milk
forefinger and held it up.
in
his fright, was sinking to his knees. relates tho following anecdote of Thad the New Orleans Ihdlelin, and said :
to
play
with
the
string
which
you
draw
thousands are congregated—and that
Count L. drained his campagne glass,
“
Gimme
a
glass
of
that
sody.
”
across
the
iloor,
so
will
the
child
leave
At
that
moment
a
small
green
object,
dens
Stevens
:
“
Many
years
ago,
is no juko cither. Besides, tiie distin-
adjusted his lorgnette hastily ; aimed ;
I
“
What
syrup
will
you
have
?
”
said
almost
everything
for
a
romp
with
its
with
outstretched
arms,
came
sailing
when
Thaddeus
Stevens
was
practicing
guisbment of voice is perfectly recip­
fired.
father
or
mother.
In
these
romps
and
through
tho
air
straight
at
him.
The
.the
boy.
law
in
Lancaster,
he
was
employed
to
rocal between tbo cwo a^d lamb,
Tbe ball passed through the center
“
Syrup!
I
don
’
t
want
syrup;
I
during
these
moments
of
recreation
boy
had
just
enough
voice
to
gasp
:
defend
two
bank
officers,
who
had
been
who amid the deafening sound run to
of the target.
indicted for conspiracy, they having want sody I ”
meet one another.
Not a feature moved, not a nerve i the great lesson of love is learned by I “ De debbii’s come !”
The boy put the glass under tho fau­
And theu, dropping his instruments, used the funds of the bank in specula­
Thero are few things which have
quivered ; calmly the captain surveyed the child. This close- companionship
tbe hole in the target made by the bul­ makes the bond between parent and I he bounded up, uud out of the stable tion. All the legal talent of Philadel­ cet, and turned on the soda water full ever amneed me more than a sheep­
child, which results in the future ac­ and into the inn, roaring out lustily in phia, and surrounding counties, had head. As it struck the glass with a shearing, and then the sport continues
let.
The laughter was silenced ; the con- ceptance of advice aud guidance. Per­ Lis dismay. The last words that rang been engaged to assist in the prosecu­ hissing noise, the stranger said :
tko whole day. Wo put the flock into
“ Gush all Jerusalem ; what’s that?’’ tho fold, rent out all the lambs to the
tion. When the trial was opened, Mr.
iemptous faces of the officers now ex­ haps you are naturally a dignilied per­ in L u 3 car as he started, were :
“ Give me another horse 1”
pressed nothing but admiration, and son and unaccustomed to play, so when
Slevens arose, and addressing tho and started backward, fell over a stool, hill, and then send the ewes to them as
your
infant
first
came
to
you
you
were
and as
tried to get up brushed they aro shorn. The moment that a
It
is
almost
unnecessary
to
add
that
possibly regret, for having misjudged
Court, said :
unaccustomed
to
its
care
;
but^ou
did
i
'perfumery
stand, which lamb hears her it rushes from the crowd
our
friend
recovered
Lis
parrot.
But
against
a
their companion. But the generous
“ ’ll it please your Honor, presuming
not
for
that
reason
allow
it
to
go
un
­
caused
a
bifftie
to
fall
off
and strike to meet her, but instead of finding the
it
would
take
more
tbau
mortal
per
­
commander advanced with the inten­ cared for. If you are harassed by
there are different degrees of guilt at­
suasion
to
convince
the
little
darkey
tion of aay iog something complimentary
tached to the prisoners, my clients, I him on the back cf the head.
rough, well-clad, comfortable xnamma
At the same time, tho boy, thinking II which it left an hour or a few hours
toward Captain M----- , who bad placed worldly anxieties, the recreation will that he did not seethe arch fiend Lim­ I move that they be tried separately.’
benefit you as much as it benefits the eelf. He has quit cleaning horses at
the mutilated cracker on the table and child,
“ 'lhe judge consulted for a few mo­ something serious had happened, drop­ ago, it moots a poor, naked, shriveling
and
your
bleep
will
be
the
sound
­
night.
taken up one of the pistols, and was ex­ er for it. The experiment is worth
ments with bis associates, who consent­ ped the glass on the marble counter, —a most deplorable looking creature.
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breaking it into ninety-nine pieces.
amining it on all sides with evident in­ trying.
It wheels about, and uttering a load,
Prof. Gorini, of Padua, has arrived i ing. the motion was granted, and so re­
The Strenger, with his hand to the tremulous bleat of perfect despair, flies
terest ; now, said he, with tho most
corded.
Wailing
somo
time
for
Mr.
< ♦ &
—-----
in Paris, to exhibit to the Academy of
artless face imaginable.
T he subjects of pictures in the Art Science his process of petrifying hu­ I Stevens to go uh , the judge, at last be­ back cf Lis head, aud bis eyes protrud­ from tho frightful vision. Tbe moth­
ing \iith fright, started for the street er’s voice arrests his flight—it returns
•• You are a mighty clever 6hot,Count, Exhibition in Memorial llall continue man remains. Some months ago a coming impatient, said impetuously :
at°a
speed of twenty miles au hour, —flies and returns again, gonerally for
and treated me nicely ; didn't take off to puzzle the unsophisticated mind. young husband went to tho Professor,
“ ‘ Proceed, Mr. Stevens, proceed.
and
ran
plump into the arms of a po ten or a dozen times before the recon­
as much as the tip end of my little fin­ The other day a stalwart gentleman and asking him what it would cost to i We are waiting for you, sir.’
liceman,
v» ho collared him, and said: ciliation is perfect.
ger. I wonder if I could make as planted himself before Riviere’s beau­ petiify his mother-in law.
“ Stevens rose deliberately, aud look
“
What
’s the matter?”
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clean a shot now ? Will you do me the tiful picture. He was evidently great­ I “ What particular member would ing around tho couit-room for a mo­
A
n
Irishman
lately
landed
in New
“
Matter
1
”
said
the
stranger,
“
why,
honor of holding tbe target for me ? ly attracted by the figure of the half­ you desire petrified ?” asked the Pro­ ment said :
Yoik
was
searching
for
two
of bis
the
drug
store
has
exploded,
and
I'm
I am really curious to see if I can find nude sorceress and the drove of her fessor.
“ ‘ Did your Honors ever hear of one
brothers,
whom
he
had
rot
berrd
tho
only
man
saved
1
”
the opening your little bullet made.” ■ human swine, and sought eagerly in
“ The right band, to avenge blows mr.n beinglried for conspiracy ? ’ Then,
from
since
be
left
the
old
country.
It was interesting to observe the the catalogue for the explanatory title. given in the past, aud prevent these waving his hand to his clients, he said:
S cience is a great thing. It has
change in the faces of the company at Finding the number, ut last, he read that might be given in the future.”
‘ You can go home ; you can go home.’ been of immense benefit to the human Ono day, wbilo walking near a locomo­
this guileless request. Consternation with a puzzled air : “ Circe and the
“And they did go home. Tho jury race, aDd to brute creation, so far as tive works, he arrived in front of a
“ Then she is not dead ?
visible everywhere, but most plainly Companions of Ulysses.” Ha looked i “Alas ! no.”
was discharged and tho court adjourned. we are able to learn ; but it fails to ex­ largo boiler, on which was printed in
large letters, “ Patented 1870.” On
to be seen on the face of Count L., once more on the nymph and the swine,
“ I can do nothing fur you ; I only And for this piece of legal strategy plain why the man who stubs his toe this catching tho eyes cf tbe immi­
who exclaimed :
read the title again, aud finally drawled, operate ou dead bodies.”
1/1 Thad. Stevens received five thousand in going over the gutter invariably
grant, be exclaimed,*“ Hurrah ! I have
“Why, captain, didn’t you say but a as be walked away: “ Waal, that’s
“ So I was told ; but I bad hoped dollars.” ------------ -c <
looks down reproachfully at his boot, found him at last, ‘ Pat an’ Ted 1870.’
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moment ago you never handled a pis­ i rayther rough ou Grant ’
X
2’i- that you would have contracted to pre­
A picki ' ocket works on abstract prin­ as though it had led him astrsv.—Jius- That’s tho year they came out uud they
1 bunc.
tol before in your life ? ”
pare her lor the process as well.”
Ao* /r<<: /’, <>•.
ciples.
i
1 aro both tiler makers,”
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“EVERY HEART KNOWS ITS OIV N
BITTERNESS.”
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