TIDINGS. ta genoral use, what a grand ______ ___ : I inypruv mont it wud be. What bfore N ovember ii, 1376.1 cud net be achieved in a life time, e atv rdá ^ i ."7 wud then be recht bi the child ere it had entrd itz third rodr. The pro- ----- the otùm *09-” nunsiashun ov wurda wud bkum uni­ i •« in his speech at the Coivi g» 1 . _s -VI form as the sounds ov wurds wud b I the THE ELECTION. ASHLAND L p to the Lour ol going to press nothing definite is known of the result in Oregon other than the fact that it has gone Republican, probably over 500 majority. MATHEMATICS AND MEDICINE. It was on distant seas and years ago that the incident occurred, but the moral is fresh, and warns all men every­ where against mixing drinks or cines or principles. A - tain o" ” Alleger, Bowlby & Co.’s I äs m • - «NO stove certain sea cap- —ANC— I. v • **" ta 1/19 costorn of his craft, had - • , I Jacksonville—Lane, 911 D«n<"jfalio ■ „edfc-’1“* h‘“ ’ T0JI‘ge “ ch”‘ ot school house last Monday »— ! 11. Sloes, together with a manual of occasion to criticise the course of the ritiu ; sutsh an alfabet haz alreda bin portans fule rckog- Electoral ticket 100. ; opathio practice, by consulting which T idings in publishing Mr. C. P. Cran­ perfeetd, and itz im[ Little Butte — DemocrpJ'jc ma j or D the appropriate -.y.l................. ...... remedy for any set of dall’s letter from Washington, for nizd bi our most lernd techers. Y’ut symptoms could be seleoted. On one ■which we acknowledge our obligations strange tu sa no kombind efert ha9 bin 44. occasion, a sailor complaining that he tore ardware Ashland — Williams, ; Republi had “ something on hi3 stomach,” ap­ to him, as it gives us an opportunity to made for itz • jenerl introdukshun ; in- ¡.lectors, 30. plied to the skipper for relief. Accord- I define what we deem to be the duties ded ther iz but wun wa tu bring about can Hock I’oiar- _ to the handbook, a wineglass of this dezirabl end, and that iz for our -Lane, 19; Democratic iDg and privileges of an independent No. 15 was the specific for this malady. . journal. We will eay before proceed­ State Legslaturz t"> rekwir it tu ba taut Electors V- . 20. But there had been other stomachs u fit any and all sewing machines. Mr. Hayes who was stabbed by a and went away disgusted. The ladies splendid instrument HE S1ILL LIVES. Always un hand, and made to order, the very best Should anything appear in them or man Darned Niel, at Halsey, on Wed­ returned to town iu high glee, but for quaii:y of - * of mueic, a in any other correspondence or editori­ nesday died the samo evening. Niel a long time the Mexican bandits enter­ tained such a lofty veneration for tho TIN, SHEET-IRON & CCPPER-WARE, als which may setm offensive or errone­ was arrested a3 was also a man named gentler sex that an old bonnet or shawl George W. Miller who offered a horse ous to any one wo have only to say that BFAUTIFUL PIECE Or FURMTURE. Produce taken in exchange for goods. to Niel to escape on soon after the displayed conspicuously in a stage se­ ARCHITECT AND HOUSEBUILDER. B. F. REESER. cured it immunity from interruption. our columns are always open to them killing. — -------- > -♦ * ♦ < ----- — for courteous criticisms of aDy article The Indian commission lately A mbiguities .—These extracts, found Granite street, - - Ashland. N. B.—All [wrenn* indebted to mo by n«te or ac­ or item which may hazo appeared in appointed to settle the difficulty be­ in a magazine article, show the incon­ -♦ count, wil. please come 5 m ward and pay ap within WILL DO □ thirty days, tad sax» coats. tween the settlors in the Wallowa Val­ sistencies and ambiguities of tho Eng­ them. B. F. tt. ley and Chief Joseph, consists of Hon. lish tongue. It is not strango that Ashland, Jaw lite, 1876. nohf In conclusion wo will say that we anything in my line D. H. Jerome, president ; Hon. Win. foreigners find it a dillicult lauguago to solicit correspondence on any subject Stickney, secretary ; Gen. O. O. How­ learn. ON SHORT NOTICE This organ needs only to be seen to be aiprtslated, 6f general interest, whether scientific, ard, Col. H. Clay Wood, and Hun. A. “A man,” says Punch, “ was arrested A. D. KILÏAX. X. D. roïFTAlM. and is sold at extremely AND AT THE LOWEST TERMS. C. Barstow. practical, religious or political, re­ for attempting to damage the river A correspondent writing to the Union Thames. What was he doing ? He was I SASH, serving to ourself the right to judge of from Colfax W. T. says the late rains trying to pull up the stream.” their merit fur publication. Of course DOORS, HELMAN & FOUNTAIN, have done much damage to standing A lady, in advertising herself as a we do not wish to bo understood as grain, and also to that cut and lying ou FURNITURE, teacher, spoke of the “ reputation for endorsing any correspondence unless the ground. The presant indications teaching she bears.” But a furrier, an Made to order. we so express it We know that there are that mauy fields of tlax will prove expert in making up old furs, adver­ Picture Framing, &c. are many persons among our readers a total loss to the owners. Late crops, tised “ capes, victorines, etc., made up fililí EVG PVRCHASBD THK X^TTll STOCK too much rain aud not enough machin­ for ladies out of their own skins.” The Wheat, Oats, Lumber, or Cash taken iu fully competent to discuss questions of' ery in the country is what is th3 matter. advertisement of a concert was doubt­ exchange for werk. Call and see ine. interest in a manner both entortaining The Farmer sums up the financial less prophetic when it announced that Ashland, June 23d, 1876. nu’Jtf. .IGT.VfX WANTED and instructive. Who shall we hear condition of the Slate Agricultural So­ “a variety of songs might bo expected, GENERAL MERCHANDISE, from first ? ciety thus : Thu debt of January 1, too tedious to be mentioned.” (Male or female) in every county in the U.ited States INTERESTING TO FARMERS ! --------------- » — » “ You walk very slow,” Eaid a man to 1876, was about $5,000 ; improvements and Canada. INGLISH ORTHOGRAFI. made were about 810,000, making a a consumptive.” “ Yes, but I am go­ DRY-GOODS, GROCERIE^, BOOTS A SHORS, he undersigned , believing it ing very fast.” total of about $15,000. The receipts io be to the mutual advantage of When we bekum akustumd to an ab­ “Show mo a fire,” said a traveler to of the late fair wero, over expenses, ------O surd thing we sese tuobzorv itz most pre- about $5,000; leaving the society at the landlord, “for I am vory wet; Millers^and Farmers, postrus points. Not onle du itz defex present under a debt of about $10,000. bring mo a mug of ah, for I urn very Have made arrangements whereby tho seme virtaz, but when stript of itz de- We learn that three robbers waylaid dry.” ------------ — .——. formitiz it appearz absolutle redikulus. the C A O. Stage on the Sacramento The Mercury says there has just been Ashland and Phoenix Mills, A LIBERAL DISCOUNT —OF THE— In notbng duz this fakt sho itzelf mor River road, about three miles from i received at Wells, Fargo & Co.’s ex­ Reading, which contained Ben Holla­ press office in Salem a package ad­ Will be under the management of J a forsabli than in our mode ov speling day, w ile aud sister as passengers The dressed to the “ Oregon Legislature.” cob W agner , who will have charge of - WILL BE — wurdz, az wil b shone bi glansing over robbers succeeded in getting the express It was opened and found to contain a both Mills for the Company during the ensu­ Ashland Business Association, this rtiklo. We skarsle rekogniz mana box, containing $1,100. Thero was no lot of bird scalps with the bills at­ ing year, ending July 1st, 1ST". We will pay the highest market price for familyar wordz when wo c them divestd messenger on board, and if he had tached, which were strung on a string good merchantable wheat, and are prepared Made to Teachers, Minis’ere, Churches, Schools been, it is probable that the three rob­ and labeled “ worthless bill.” Another of timer superllus letrs, and sutsh bers contract flour at $18.00 per thousand Lodges, etc., where there is no a^ent for the Star, would have prevented any effort string, containing tl^e scalps of various to pounds at the Mills. Organ. Illustrated catalogue acd price list free. uthur letrs aded az wil kum of his to stop the robbery or effect defeated candidates for official honors, Office of the Company at the Ashland Correspondence solicited. Address the manufactu­ nerest tho soundz ov the wurdz. When . their capture. There seems to b3 a from United States Senator down. A Mills. Addre»*, rers, we take into considrashun the fakt that ! regular gang of highwaymen in the string of squirrel scalps wa3 labeled WAGNER, ANDERSON & Purpose felling the eame on terms and at prices to suit the times. FARMER’S CO., ther is ovr forte-ate soundz in the In-1 vicinity of Reading and Shasta, way­ “ the fate of the members w’ho voted noi 2 if. laying the stages from Trinity and Ashland, Oregon. glish langwag and onio twente-six letrz Siskiyou Counties, but they have not against the Centennial bill.” A lot of diminutive squashes were labeled tu reprezent them, we kan c how vane made any big hauls yet to get away “ heads of State Senators ; ” a lot of ALSO BOOKS, STATIONERY, ON THE TRADE. with. it wud b tu atemt to spel al the huge potatoes were marked “beads of representatives ; ” a lot of rotten fruit, wisn TO SAY TO MY PATRONS wurdz in our langwag korektle. We WASHINGTON, N. J. S ays the St. Louis E> publican : “It “ the fate of the Centennial fruit bill; ” that I am prepared to take in payment have, houever, atemted tu kom az nere has been observed by frequenters of of subscription to the T idings all kinds of a sack of dry moss, “ the result of the az posibl with tho material at hand. wateriug places that tho female swim­ session ; ” and the bead of a red-headed riiarketable produce, such as Wheat, Flour, O If our orthografi waz onle perfekted tu mer never learns to U3o her other limbs wood pecker was labeled “ the woman Lumber, Wood, Dried Fruit, Eggs, Butter’ Chee«e, Beans, Bacon. Lard, etc. Arrange ­ Ac., Ac., Ac., the best st amlrd that our twente-six as gracefully as sho does her arms. ■suffrage bill.” The individual who got ments have been made, thereby parties letrz wer kapabl, it wud b a vast stride This fact should be considered by the up that lot must have had a “ bad bringing in more produco tbuu enough to strung • minded sisterhood as natural taken in exchange at the highest ” on him, and was possessed of pay their subset iption. can receive mer­ H. W. A bleger , T. B. M c M crtrle , Troduce in advaus; but if our alfabèt waz In- ! proof that lovely woman's mission is to ! streuk price. but very little veneration for our State chandise at C ASH R ATES for the balance. C. P. B owlby , E dward P lotts . . . t HELMAN A FOUNTAIN. kresd to forte-ato karakterz, and intro- ' embrace, and not to kick? 1 solons. Askhmd, Jun* 17th, 1376. ooitf. J. M. SUTTON, Publisher. (Sept. 17 ’76; 1 yr-’ PARLOR H S , ORGAN a Pressed Tinware, I Ashland Nursery ! 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