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LINCOLN COUNTY LEADER, TOLEDO, OREGON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 16. 1922.
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Publishers.
G. W. HALL, Editor,
LEADER omnipotence above subject peoples. government.
PAPER
As a dispenser of wrath terror, hate, I The latest figures given at the re-
uai i r w hall bloodshed and inconceivable suffering !cont convention of the Farm Mortgage
i"i.h.r. .nd B,0 J!1w'.th!,,als?,r has unque9 ! Bankers Association of America show
lionea cmim iu uiecinciiun.
Entered at Teledo, Oregon postofflce,
as second-class matter, under the
Act of March 3rd, 1879.
Established Twenty-Nine Years Ago.
SUBSCRIPTION PRICES
One year, In advance $2.00
Six Months, In advance 1.00
POOR JUDGMENT?
Somo few montni ago tho people of
Lincoln county v.ere implored to vo'e
With this frightful burden of moral
responsibility on his soul, it might
be supposed that he would be eager,
in some measure proportioned to his
debt to his people and the world, to
make all possible reparation for his
errors, sins and crime.
It is said that in response to a
recent appeal for war victims and
orphans, this man, whose mad, im
perialistic schemes sent more than
a million of his fellow men to death
and doomed other millions of widows,
orphans and broken men to suffering
In the lands of the allied nations, re
plied: "1 am really sorry to hear of
the misery of these sufferers and re
gret my inability to help, owing to the
an outstanding amount of tax-exempt
securities estimated at nearly $30,000,-
000,000.
A wealthy man can put his money in
these securities and escape all taxa
tion burdens. Should such a law re
main unchanged?
to be mine she replyed and sed. If
it is ennybodies pleasure it will bb
yourn. Witch only goes to show that
it Is not c.lways the mail sex witch
acks rude to the opposing sex.
Tuesday Pa was saying his lodge
had tuk In a few new members. Ma
remarked with sourcasm that It prob
ly was on acct. that the old members
had ran out of storres to' tell each
another.
Wednesday Teecher ast. me jus
what I was xackly thinking of this
afternon when she ketched me a look
ing out of the window and I contest
I was thinking of the ft-ball game, sue
for bonds to build bridges that had L,om;, ,h .rh
nni7A " And thpn
Duun wasneu uui tin uio oiicw inci.
The people of the county realizing
how the people of Siletz were handi
capped due to the loa.T of the bridges
turned cut in strength and voted a
large majority for tle bonds. These
bridges are now all completed with the
exception of the one steel bridge that
crosses between Toledo and that place,
and this bridge would have been fin
ished if It had been possible to ob
tain the steel necessary.
In the recent election a proven
plan to make ALL of Lincoln county
schools efficient and also EQUALIZE
taxes for the Bupport of the educa
tional Institutions of the county wai
submitted to the voters for their adop
tion. The vote of Siletz was the de
ciding factor In defeating the plan.
True, Siletz has an efficient school
nvstein. HUT there ere many dis
tricts in tho county where conslder
auie help is needed and needed badly
for the education of tlio children. Siletz
he sent the committo a picture of
himself in full uniform as his royal
contribution to the fund of colossal
misery.
It Is also said by those who have
read the advance proofs of "his book
that the ex-Kaalser shows no change
of heart no sign of remorse but blames
his failure to succeed upon having
taken counsel with bad advisors.
This great War Lord, who often re
ferred to "Me und Gott," measures
up pretty small as he prepares to take ''"r "a '"'ZZT "e
THE DOCTOR
Behold the Doctor with his case
Consider how he helps perpetuate wo seQ i never thot of nothing only have-
uuman race ana muiiuues 10 nei me jng fun, and that is about the only
pace for all us common whelps. When fun j get. thinking about havetng it.
we are making our debut he Is the Thursday Ar teecher was xclame
first to call; he helps us in our Jour- lng to ug how Suk cuma frum Silk
ney through that period when the winna and etc. & when Bhe got done
world is new and we are prone to ohn if We new of ennvthine
aqualal. And so through flll the years eise wjtch cums from wirms of sum
w tuuio no mm citn. kudu, Kind ana uneiy oiisiers neiu up iu?
our aigesuon on xus flum ana we hana an(1 8ne ast him what and he sed
need castor oil or rum or our jaw- ne recKon we get tape from tape
bone la weak. He minimizes all the wirms, "
shocks to which our flesh is heir. He ; ' n
tells us when to change our socko You are a poor citizen if you let
and how to cook our Plymouth rocks petty prejudice keep you froin Doost-
and what ye ought to wear. How ing deaervlng home institutions. And
could the ladies get along without hla our town has many such.
sane advice on whether corset hort
or long will make them pale or pink I The other day we asked a friend If
and Btrong and keep them looking he had ever caught his wife flirting,
nice. An then the Doc's handy guy and hit reply was: "Yes, that Is why
ior ioiks 10 nave arouia; wnen.we are I did catch ner.
SAPPING NATION'S TAX
RESOURCES
President Harding thinks this coun
try ought to put an end to tax-exempt
securities and it is understood the ad
ministration will favor the passage of
a. bill designed by this end.
a .""'snelal menace to this
4 CIUUL lite.
baa reciprocated by Cefeating a p'.an country today Is the , l8aued
Hint would DriiiK Jt.ii"! to suen unior- cD1.oi.,iiij hium
nerve to try to stay above the ground, A boy thinks when he reaches the
he brings his little box of pills and! ago of 21 he will have his own
keeps a pleasant s.nile, and though hf way, but he usually gets worried,
may not cure our ills we try so hard I
to dodge his bills we pick up for a I Some women make you tnink of a
while. And when at last the race is Thanksgiving turkey too much white
run and we must drop below whate'er meat and not enounh dressing.
we ve aone or naveu t aone, we Know
at least the Doctor's one who hates to
see us go.
tunate districts.
Poor judgment, Siletz!
A SMALL MAN AFTER ALL.
K tfnpwOi Interest In the dopo-rtj
jor...n Kn.pror Ib bo ing ro.-Cll!
ihrmuh the Rmoun:eineui tne puu
licntlori o hi Vuuiiioirs. Everyone win
ftliU how tho former Kaiser so often
or-w.-rtcd ilia close affinity and rela
Uonhlp with Deity. Ho was, with
God the codippensor of beneficence
and of wrath wherever tho Herman
roval standard cast the shadow of
by states and uclcirilitleB.
Tli9 result of issuing these seeUritte
cuts two ways lax budeus are heiw
iiy increased aa tlm result Of accumul
ating public debt but worst of all, ev
r-.y dov of tux-exempt securities is
sued relieves the holder cf those
securities from paying any taxes on
the Income derived therefrom.
Thus the public pays taxes to cover
the mortgage it has placed agatnst its
lioperty and It also must make up
the taxes lost through exempting
holders of tax exempt securities from
paying their just share c' the cost of
SLAT'S DIARY
It Is easier to induce two hearts to
beat as one than it is to indues two
mouths to eat that wcy.
Priaay Evry time t'.iey are a new
baby cums to town ma has got to take
1 p.nd pa wltn ner
I hit it why LANG stoves are used and endorsed
J by thousands of American housewives because
they have proved themselves leaders in fuel
J economy, simplicity in operation, appearance
and stability. The Lang principle of heat cirt
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Water Front Market
WHOLESALE A SET AIL
Dealers In
DRESSED & CURED MEATS
FISH IN SEASON
HIGHEST PRICES PAID FOR HIDES
WAUGH & MEAKER, Props.
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"Goodform"
HAIR NETS .
Just the Shape or Color that the most Fastidious
Feminine Tastes May Desire.
Careful Selection from Imported Stocks Guarantees
Them Perfect.
We are as Proud to Sell Them as You Will Be to Wear
The"".
"GOODFORM" Nets are Made for and Sold exclusively by
REXALL Stores Only
POPULARLY PRICED AT 2 FOR 25e
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DOUBLE MESH.
o go nna soo u.
0 tonlte she
ug pa and I
Alorg to see one
th 3 abovi and
e went on a tel
ni? vhfire it look
1 like its pa and
len where It
:oked like its
ma. Personly I
hot it wsa tol
bla pritty as
babys run but It
iiddent have
auch style.
Saturday Pa
urn pritty near
getting fired frum
he noosepaper to
ay. He was put
ln up a. ad for
the store witch
calls therself The
F-mpe of Thrift.
He wood of got It
alrite only he for
get his glasses and set it up the house
of Theft and If it wcod ct got p-lnt-
ed thataway he wood of ben up vs. It
for a new Job.
Sunday The Sun. skool teacher was
a tawKln; now we cua an db graie
men if we tryed and Bed John D. onl
got 4 a wk. when he 1st begun to
wlrk. The only difference betwixt he
and I la I get $1 and a when I
wlrk steady. Witch issent very often,
Monday Went to a party tonite an
when I went up to Jane and aat her
if the pleasure of the nex dance wai
lip
If a mule and a horse are hltehed
toother til r.;u:? looks as meek aa
any married tunn,
A mni-rtpfl man Is an accident of
fate, but a bachelor is entirely his own j
fault.
No man with a poor memory has any
business to become a liar.
TOW
LANG Ranges an backed by
strict guarantee ef satisfaction.
OtB today and set lie various;
I I . r
on aufiaj at. our. store
Corsets ought to be healthy-
keep women in good shape.
-they
ask m
ANY ONE OF THE MANY PEO
PLE FOR WilOM WE HAVE
DONE WORK FFROM A MERE
2 BIT'S WORTH UP TO A SEV
ERAL THOUSAND DOLLAR
CONTRACT. BOOSTING CUS
TOMERS IS THE REAL EVI
DENCE OF EFFICIENCY AND
SERVICE-
NO JOB TOO SMALL
NO CONTRACT TOO BIG
OR COMPLICATED
LET'S TALX IT OVER
TOLEDO ELECTRIC CO.
Opposite Telephone Office
DEALER'S NAME
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Copr 3C 2 Col. 1 8 in.
Batcmnn Furniture Company
TOLEDO OREGON
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TOLS30,' Drug co.
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1. P. HAWklNS, Pr.
INCOLN BOUNTY vDANK
DOES A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS
(INCORPORATED)
TOLEDO, OREGON
f," Jnterett Paid ttn
Time and Saving Deposit
C. E. HAWKINS, President
C. O. HAWKINS, Vice President
J. B. BOOTH, Cashier
A. B. HAWKINS, Asst Cashier
rHEN you have a bilious attack your livsr fails
to perform its functions. You become con
stipated. The food you eat ferments in your
ctomach instead of digesting. This Lifkrnes the
stomach and causes nausea, vomiting and a terrible
headache. Take Chamberlain's Tablets. They will
tone up your liver, clean out your stomach and you
will soon be as well as ever. There is nothinc better.
ED'S SMOKEHOUSE
We carry the highest class line of Tobacco and Candies on
the market. Soft drinks of all kinds. We make a specialty X
First National Bank
' Member of
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK.
Toledo " Oregon
THE BEST BILLIARD TABLES IN LINCOLN COUNTY X
. E. A. LYTLE, Prop.
! Hill 1 1 1 1 llH
I """"'. Mill,
Cooy Billard Parlor
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' ' DRiNKS OF ALL KINDS SERVED
Take a Carton of YAQUINA VALLEY ICE CREAM horn
wHh you Absolutely the BEST on the Market
"SERVICE IS OUR MOTTO- rr
NIOHOLS A BAIN, Props.
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