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The girl of whom we are about to
apeak was engaged to marry a young
man who for runny years had been
busy earning a reputation as what In
variously described as "a rounde r," a
"man about town" and a "prominent
clubman." That Is to say, this lady
was going to take an chance on a very
sporty bachelor for better and for
worse.
"Dear," she said to him chummlly,
"I know you like your nit-tits out. I
know you drink a little you must
teach me to mix cocktails. I know
jou smoke I can learn to roll cigar
ettes. And I know you play cards a
lot but you can teach me to play
cards."
"What a darling you are!" exclaim
ed the man. "I will teach you a game
of cards now, and then you'll know all
about It after we are married."
"Klne. What game are you golns
to teach me?"
"Solitaire." Cleveland Plain Deal
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A Chlcagoan, No Doubt
"Tickets," said the collector as he
opened the door of the car In which
Bat a man who looked as If he was
anchored to his seat. The man handed
over the pasteboard, which was duly
Inspected. Then, looking-around the
collector said: "Is there another gen
tleman In the cart"
"No."
"Is that other portmanteau yours,
then, too?"
"Other portmanteau?"
"Yes; ou tha floor there by the
other."
"Those," said the traveler with dig
nity, "are my feet." Houston Chroni
cle. A Little Shy.
Purchaser And will be scare at
anything?
Farmer M' friend, this horse Is Jlat
afraid o' two things; that he won't
get enough to eat, an' that be won't
bear when I say "Whoa!" Judge.
A wizard makes a Hon disappear by
magic. Incidentally he makes tbe
wolf disappear from the door by the
tame art
Bill Hard, a bill board poster, owed
a board bill. Tbe board bill bored Bill
until it waa paid, when Bill's board
bill bored Bill no longer.
Prescribed by
doctors for
nineteen years
Heal your skin
with Resinol
NO mat'er how long you have
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by itching, burning, raw or scaly
skin humo s, just put a li tie of
that sooth ng, antiseptic Kesinol
Ointment on the suits and the
sulTerirc; stops right therel
llvsVng begins that very min
ute, and in alrr.ott every cane
your skin gets well so quickly you
feel assumed of the money you
threw away on Utiiuus, useless
treatmcn's.
Realml Otntmeot fWV and HI) and Ret
Inol Hoap lilficl clear away pimple, black
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P. N. U.
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" tie IKIa aaaor.
Have Been Known as Far Back as
History Reaches, and Their Signifi
cance Has Seldom Been Thor
oughly Appreciated.
"Tbe oldest book In the world," said
the wise woman of the party of card
players, indicating the pack of cards
held In her bands. "Its leaves have
been called playing cards since the
fourteenth century, but they were
known as far back as history reaches,
by the Chinese, Persians and Egyp
tians, not to name the ancients of
prehistoric times. A pack of cards
said to be a thousand years old Is
preserved in the museum of the Roy
al Asiatic society.
"The women who play bridge all
the morning and then all the after
noon, and after that go to bridge par
ties In the evening," said another of
the party, "little think what ancient
things they are playing with. But
what was the purpose of this book
in the time before it became a game?"
"The mystic book," answered the
wise woman, "held the hidden wis
dom of the ancient world. It was
used by tbe priests in their temples
when time was young. Call its ori
gin Egyptian or what you will, It Is
full of astronomical symbolism, and
the wisdom of numbers; such learn
ing as men had of old was carefully
concealed from the uninitiated. But
to those who could read it the mys
tic tcBt book was a veritable book of
fate.
"The cards, for one thing, are all
symbols of the astrological art Each
one 1b an emblem. It would tire you
it I would attempt to go into the sub
ject deeply. I can only glance along
the top waves of the deep ocean.
But notice a few particulars which
He upon the surface.
"Tbe 62 emblems or pages of this
book represent the 62 weeks in the
year. The 12 court emblems are the
12 months, the 13 cards in each suit
represent the sun and the 12 signs
of the zodiac, the four suit figures the
four seasons.
"Further but this you can easily
see the heart is the emblem of spring
and love, the trefoil or clover leaf
we call It club of summer and knowl
edge, the diamond of autumn and
wealth, and the acorn or spade, of
winter, labor and death.
The pages of this book are in red
and black. White was once used in
place of red. These colors In the
cards symbolize night and day, astro
nomically, and the lights and shades
of life as applied to man.
"Look closely at the court cards and
notice the emblems carried. These
all survive from the ancient forms.
The queens hold the lotus flower,
supplemented In the case of tbe queen
of spades by the distaff, emblem of
Industry, kept through all the long
centuries. The king and queen of
clubs bear symbols of wlBdom, the
king still plainly showing the winged
globe.
"Each suit has its mystle symbol
ism, corresponding to the planets. In
both suit snd spots. Venus and Mer
cury rule hearts. Mars and the earth
rule clubs, Jupiter and Neptune, dia
monds; Saturn and Uranus, spades.
But I am becoming too astronomical.
I must close this fascinating book."
"No, no," tbe others protested. "And
what about the Joker?'
"Oh, the Joker is a modem inven
tion. He does not count In any se
rious game of life or of cards. Tet
there was in the days of old always a
court Jester, so this new card is not
really out of place among queens and
kings."
Fortunes In Lace.
Several millionaire families in New
York possess Immense fortunes in
laces alone. Tbe laces owned by the
Astor family are valued at $300,000;
those of the Vanderbilts at $500,000.
It Is said that the New York Four
Hundred buy more lace than any
collectors In the world. No fewer
than twenty wealthy women may be
mentioned who each own lace worth
$50,000. Lace is the luxury of tbe
rich. No ordinary middle-class collec
tor can hope to possess anything but
a few choice pieces, it lucky enough
to bo able to have those.
There are several fine collections
amongst the English aristocracy. The
priceless lace of the late Queen Vic
toria, worth 'at least $375,000, was
chiefly left to H. R. H. Princess Henry
of Battenberg. Queen Alexandra has
a magnificent collection; years ago Its
value was said to be $260,000.
Llvlng-Room Hints.
In the living room, where the fam
ily Is wont to gather after the day's
work, let there bo a numbor of small
tables, with a good light for each, so
that everyone may have a chance to
read or work In comfort, or lie
stretched at ease on the couch, paper
magazine In hand.
Let the living room be the subject of
much thought, that It may have a very
definite Influence on the life of each
member of your household. Plan, for
big room, If possible, at least
couple of couches and numberless easy
chairs, says Mother's Magazine. Many
a man who now spends his time
at the club or the saloon would far
rather stay in bis own home could he
bul have the chance to sit and read
by a well-lighted table, where be could
smoke In peace, with no fear of drop
ping ashes or leaving the odor of as
-welcome cigar behind.
IV0MAN WAS POOR BUT PROUD
rs. Curran Tells Her Curious Neigh
bors That District Visiter Is
Only Htr Drtssmaktr.
A lady, who is a district visitor, be
eme much interested In a very poor
nit apparently respectable Irish fam
ly named Curran living on the top
loor of a great building in a slum dis
rict of ber parish.
Every time she visited the Currans
he was annoyed by the staring and
he whispering of the other women
Iving In the building. One day she
aid to Mrs. Curran:
"Your neighbors seem very curious
o know who and what I am and the
lature of my business with you."
"They do," acquiesced Mrs. Curran.
"Do they ask you about It?"
"Indade they do, ma am."
"And do yon tell them?"
"Faith, thin, Oi do not."
"What do you tell them?"
"Oi Just tell them," was the calm
eply, "that ye are me dressmaker, an'
et it go at that" Pittsburgh Chron
cle Telegraph.
A Small Detail.
Enthusiastic Reporter (to city edl
or) I've got a story here about a man
rbo drank poison, cut an artery in his
rrlst, sbot himself and Jumped Into
he river in an attempt to commit sul
tide. Somebody pulled him out, sent
lira to a hospital, and he's going to
Ive. It's a cracking good yarn.
City Editor What's his name?
Reporter I didn't bother to get that
thought you would want Just the big
eatures for the noon edition and' I
uld get tbe details afterward.
Nature.
"Behold that exquisite sunset!" he
ixclalmed. "Note the delicate flesh
ints, the cream shades, the long
lashes of vermilion and the almost
Iving Are that leaps up from the sink
ng sun as from a fountain. Behold
he framework of darkening skies and
if deep green! Isn't it wonderful?"
His fair companion algbed heavily.
"You Just bet it Is!" she exclaimed.;
'It looks Just like a great, big lobster
aladl" Llpplncott's.
fou Csn Never Tell What They Think.
"So she has quarreled with that
igly beau of hers! He Is the ugliest
nan I have ever seen. Wbat did they
marrel about?"
"She thought she would make him
'eel good, and remarked that band
tome men were never worth enough
Kiwder to blow them over the fence."
"And it didn't have the desired ef
fect?" "No, it made him furloUBly angry."
Kind Man.
"You don't know how to handle
toman," said Mr. Peck. "Keep your
nouth. shut and refuse to talk whed
ihe is roasting you. Why, do you ar
nie with your wife?"
"Oh, well," replied Mr. Oabb. The
oor woman is entitled to a little
)leasure once in awhile." Cincinnati
Enquirer.
POOR THING.
I very old maldon named Ann
tfter many years married a man;
His last name was Teek,
And great was her plquo,
("or as Ann Teek her trouble began.
The Final Proof.
"Doctor," said the sick man, "the
ither physicians who have been lu
wnsultatlon over my case soem to dif
fer with you In the diagnosis."
"I know they do," replied the doc
ot. who badvCreat confldenra In him.
wlf, "but the autopsy will show who
raa rigni." Kansas city Times.
Separation and Peace.
Tbelr borne lire Is Ideal."
"la that so?"
"Yes, she goes abroad In the snm
ner and be goes South In the winter,
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Commercialism.
"Here is a poem that will rank with
the masterpieces of literature."
"You will Insist on writing mnstcr
plccis," protested the publisher. "I
suppose you would expect real money
for this."
"Its vulue could not be estimated In
dollnrs and cents."
"Why, Milton only got $25 for 'Para
dUe Lost." "
"Oh, well, If you feel that way nbout
it, have your own way. Take it along
for $24.98." Washington Star.
Late In the Day.
Onille Wright, apropos of his new
safely appliance for aeroplanes, said
at a dinner In Dayton:
"In a short timo now there will be
no more aeroplane accidents. In a
short time there will be no more aero
plane Jokes, either.
"I heard a new Joke yesterday. A
young woman rushed Into a life insur
ance office, and cried:
"'One life policy, quick! My hus
band's biplane's fulling.' " Sacramen
to Union.
Sunlight Intensified
By Reflection from Ocrnn Bench nnd
Desert band unrelieved by Foliage. Wimls
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Kte Pain. Iti-lialile Relief is found in
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If yon Wear Clausen, Try Murine. Doesn't
Smart. Feels Fine. Act Quickly. art
Kve Tonic compounded by Oeuliata not a
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Aaeptic TuImh, J.ric and 6lc. fold by
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Nothing New Under the Sun.
"My dear," said Adam ns be and Eve
were discussing the fall fashions in
the Garden of Eden, "which system of
dressmaking do you favor?"
"Well," replied Eve, thoughtfully,
"they all have tbelr merits, but the
loose-leaf system is good enough for
me." Judge.
For 75 years Wright's Indian Vege
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Making History.
The Guest And who is the distin
guished personage In oil over the man
tel? The Ownei" That's my great-grandfather,
Hopplnger Hlnkle, painted by
Knloosky. lie waa ono of the mob of
patriots who dumped the boatload of
storage eggs into tho harbor. Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Repartee.
A perspicacious young man, passing
where an old colored man was busy
setting fire to the dead grass in a
meadow, accosted him ihus:
"Don't do that, Undo Lb; don't do
that!"
"Why bo, snh; why so?"
"You will make that meadow as
black as you are."
"Never mind dat, mh, never mind
dat! Dnt grass will all grow out an'
be as green as you Is!" Judge,
Not on Exhibition.
"Tell me, dear, Is It because you
think me very pretty that you look at
me all the time?"
"Oh no; It Isnl that; but pnpa says
you ore a two-faced woman, and so I
am searching for tho other ono!"
London Opinion,
Anybody can dye successfully
with I'utnam Fadeless Dyes.
Nunky Is Still There.
"I told Uncle Simon Hint he was
gelling too old and feeble to attend
to bunlnoss."
"Did he take It kindly?"
"He threw me out of the office."
California Pelican.
Just 1600 swam in the Nat plunge
on Sunday. How would you like to
have been number 1698?
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If you figure on building a barn aoon. aend for them It will
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Taken Alive.
An Englishman, who recently vis
ited this country for the purpose of
hunting big game lu the wcat mid
in British Columbia, related a story
of a fellow Uiitlbher, who was llon
sliootlug In Uganda.
This Hporttnian had had excellent
luck. Nearly every day be would pose
lii'Hiilo n frcKhly killed Hon or other
beast and his photographer would
snap him for the magazines.
One afternoon the picture man, who
was taking a nap in the hut, wns
awakened by a loud noise. He arose
and looked out. Sprinting toward him
from tho woods, hat gone and coat
talis flying, came his chief. At a con
siderable distance behind, luckily for
the hunter, stalked a huge Hon.
"Quick; Quick! Open the door,
Dick!" exclaimed the hunter. "I'm
bringing one home alive!" Outdoor
Spons.
What Papa Put Up With.
No matter how smart and Intelli
gent your little boy Is, he Ib Biire to
drive you mad some evening with the
following sort of thing:
"Papa!"
"Pupa, didn't Adam have more than
one name?"
"Of course he didn't have more than
one name. Now, pleatte don't bother
mo any more; I'm rending. Ono more
Bdly (iiistl(in and you'll go to bed. Do
you umlrrstnnd that?"
"Yes, of course. Hut can't I ask you
sonu'tliing about the same question?"
"Yes; what Ib It?"
"Was 'Adam' his first name or Ills
lust name?" Cleveland Plulu Dealer.
Both of 'Em Wise.
"You haven't asked me If you are
tno only girl I nave ever kissed.
"It Is not necessary."
"You know you are, eh?"
"No. I know I'm not. You don't
kiss like an amateur. But you have
not asked me If you are the first man
I have permitted to kiss me."
"No, that Isn't necessury, either."
Houston l'ost.
Now they are Investigating restau
rant pies! Tho very bulwarks of
American civilization are being as
sailed! It would be much easier to follow
the Mexican situation If somebody
would only keep a box score on de
velopments. Probably the customs officers feel it
a matter of duty to auction off tbelr
unclaimed accumulations.
Behold the gay picnicker.
He goes out with the bunch,
And packs along tbe makings
For another basket lunch!
That suit, pending for 48 years,
must be pretty much out of style, like
dad's wedding suit
Socialist labor unions in Germany
have a membership of 2,583,492.
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Catarrh, for Example May Be the Cause of Very
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A rtirnnlc cold mean orarthtna' wrong
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Where j, it imateiil Wliut Is wrong with
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""7 rrt-nKiiir. nut witfre i me troulile.
ir jnu win so iiiro any tint rlaaa store
and get t tioitla of H. H. H. you are on toe
I war to Retting rid of tlioao comlltlona (lmi
cauae alcknras anil dlaraae. Hut dnn't let
ytirone work off that old trick uf souii'tliitni
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H. K. H. I taken Into the Wood tnat a a
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WE CUUUNTEE POSITIONS TO All OUR CRADUAIU
Opening for a Return.
It wns the beginning of their weft-
ding trip.
Dear, she Inquired, anxiously, "!
the excitement of leaving did you say
goodby to pnpa and mamma?"
"No," be replied. "1 said au revolt."
Puck.
In the last year one aviator was
killed for every 62,000 miles flown.
Good Intentions.
Mistress Now Sarah, I wnnt you to
be careful about breaking this vasei
It cost a great deal of money, and I
would bate to have it carelessly
broken the flrHt thing.
Sarah (three days later) There'
your vase, ma'am, and I couldn't hav
broken It more carefully If I'd tried
for a month. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Needn't Stand for That
Billy, while being reprimanded by
his teacher for some misdemeanor,
sat down, leaving her standing.
She reminded him that no gentle
man should seut hlniBelf while the
lady with whom be waa conversing re
mains standing.
' But this Ib a lecture," replied Billy,
"and I am the audience." Cleveland
Leader.
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