j , . ... J : 5 :i -s, , CYNOPSI8. Cowboy of jthe Flying Heart ranch are heartbroken over the loss of their nuch prlsed phonograph by the defeat of their champion In a foot-race with the cook of ' the Centipede ranch. A house party la on at the Flying Heart. J. Walllngford Speed, cheer leader at Yale, and Culver Covington, Inter-collejlale champion run ner, are expected. Helen Blake,' Speed's sweetheart, becomes Interested In the loss of the phonograpp. She suggests to Jean Chapln, sister of the owner of the ranch, that she induce Covington, her lover, to win back the phonograph. Helen declares that If Covington won't run, Speed will. The Cowboys are hilarious over the pros pect Speed and his valet. Larry Glass, trainer at. Yale, arrive. Helen Blake asks Speed, who has posed to her a an ath lete, to race against the Centipede man. The cowboys loin In the appeal to Wally. and fearing that Helen will And him out, be consents. He insists, however, that he hall be entered as an unknown, figuring that Covington will arrive wlime to take Ms place. Fresno, glee club singer from Stanford university and - In love with ' Helen, tries to discredit. Speed with the ladles and the cowboys. . ... ....... CHAPTER VIII. AWRENCE GLASS was be ' ginning to like New Mexico. Not only did It afford a tinge of romance,, discern ible In the deep, haunting eyes" of Marledetta, the maid, but It offered an op portunity tor financial ad vancementas, for Instance, the purchase of Willie's watch. This . timepiece cost the trainer twenty-one dollars, and he sold It to 8 peed for double the amount, believing In -the - luck of even numbers... Nor did young 8peed allow his trainer's efforts to cease here, or 1 every portable time piece on the ranch he recognized - a menace, and not until Lawrence had cornered the market and the whole collection was safely locked In his : trunk did be breathe easily. ; This re quired two days, during which the young people at the ranch enjoyed themselves thoroughly. They were halycou days for the Yale man, for Fresno was universally agreeable, and seemed resigned to the fact that Helen should prefer his rival's com pany to his own. . As for Glass, he recounted tales of Martedetta's capitulation to his em ployer, and wheezed merrily over the discomfiture of the Mexican girl's for mer admirers. ' -"She's a swell little dame," he con tided to Speed' one afternoon, as they lounged luxuriously in - the shade at their customary resting .place. "Yes and I'm aces with her, too."; They had et out for- their daily run, and. were now contesting for the seven-up su premacy of the Catskill Mountains. Al ready Glass had been declared the un disputed champion of the Atlantic coast, while Speed on the day previous had wrested from him the champion ship of the' Mississippi valley. ; -"Bur Marledetta is dark!" said the college man, ts he put the cards. "She Is almost a mulatto." "waw! isne s no dinge. She s an Aztec, an' them Aztec's is swell peo- pie. Say, she can play a guitar like a barber!" r . . " Miss Blake told me she-was In love - with Carara." ,r- Glass grunted contemptuously. "I've got It pn that Jnsuf recto four ways. , Why, I'm learning to talk Spanish my . self. Jf he gets lossy, I'll cross one over his .bow." The trainer made a vicious jab at an Imaginary Mexican. "He ain't-got a good wallop In him. "I thought cowboys was tough guys," continued Glass, "but It's a mistake. That little Willie- 'for Instance, Is a . lamb. , He packs that Mauser for pro tection. . He's .afraid some farmer will walk up and poke his eye out with i corn-cob, ' One copper with a night stick could stampede the whole out fit But they're all right, at that," he acknowledged, magnanimously. "They're a nice bunch of fellers when you know how to take 'em." ' "The files are awful today," Speed complained. "They bite my legs." . "I'll bring out a bath robe tomor row, and we'll hide it In the bushes. I wish, there was some place to keep this beer cool." - Glass shifted some bottles to a point where the sunlight did not strike them.' "I'm getting tired of training, Lar ry," acknowledged the young man, with a yawn.' "It takes so much time." Glass shook his head in sympathy. "Seems like we'd ought to hear from Covington,", said he, "He's on his way, no doubt Isn't It time to go back to the ranch T" . . Glass consulted his watch. "No, we alnt done but three miles. Hers goes : for the rubber." . , T It was Berkeley Fresno who retreat ed cautiously from the shelter of a thicket a hundred yards up the arroyo and started briskly homeward, 'con gratulating himself upon the, Impulse that had decided him to follow the training partners upon their dally rou tine. He made directly for the corral. "Which I don't, consider there's no consideration comln' to ' him what ever," said Willie that evening.' "He ain't acted on the level." : "Now, see here," , objected Stover, "he may be just what he claims he Is. Simply because he don't go skally hootln' around In the hot sun ain't no sign he can't run." . ' "What about them empty beer bottles?" demanded Willie. "No fel ler can train on that stuff. I went out there myself and seen 'em. There was a dozen." "Mebbe Glass drank It . What I claim is this: We ain't got no proof. Fresno Is stuck on Miss Blake, and be s a knocker." "Then let's git somu proof, , and aara" quick." "SI, Senores," agreed Carara, who had been an Interested listener.' "I agree with you, but we got to be careful " Willie grunted with disgust " we can't go at It like we was VII lln' snakes. Mr. Speed Is a guest here." Again the little gun man expressed his opinion, this time In violet-tinted profanity, and the other cowboys joined in, "All the same he is a guest, and no rough work goes. I'm In charge while Retreated Cautiously From the Shel ter of a Thicket : ' Mr. Chapln Is away, and I'm responsl ble." ' "Senor Bill," Carara ventured, "the rai vaquero, he is-no guest; He is one Ol US." . , '...".'! "That's right" seconded WUHa "He's told us.a.11 along that MrSpeed was a Merc-ry-footed wonder, and if the young feller can't run . he had ougni to nave told us." .. .. . , .. Mr. Cloudy showed his understand ing of the discussion by nodding si lently. . "We'll put it up' to him in the morn ing, said Stover. ' ,' . ; - "If Mr. Speed -cannot r-r-run, w'at you do, eh?" Questioned thn Mnrioon . . Nobody answered. Still Bill seemed at a loss ror words, Mr. Cloudy stared gioomuy into Space, and Will a e-rnnrM his teeth; . On the following morning Speed sought a secluded nook with n.i.n but no sooner had he launched himself rainy upon the subject uppermost in his mind than he was disturbed by a delegation of cowboys, consisting of the original four who had waited upon him that first morning after his ar rival.. They came forward with grave and serious mien, requesting a mo ment's Interview. It was plain there was something of more than nriin. Importance upon their minds from h. manner' In which Stover spoke, but wnen neien quickly volunteered to withdraw, Speed checked her. "Stay where you are: I hv n wets from you," said he. Then noting .un uuuuieu iaca oi in foreman, quoted impatiently: ' ; "'You may fire when rni ririA. ley" . - . . " " Still Bill shifted the lumn tn M. cheek, and cleared hi throat before beginning formally. "Mr. Speed, while we honor Vnn m bean for your accomnlfnhnianta while we believe in vou as a man r-i a champeen, we, kind -of feel that It might1 make 'yW' stretch' yourVlegs some if you knew Just exactly what this foot-race means to ' the Flying Heart outfit" ' "I assured you that th Centipede cook would- be beaten," said the col lege man, stiffly. ' - "Isn't Mr. Speed's word sufficient?" Inquired the girl. , . Stover bowed. "It had sure ought to be, and we thank you for them new assurances.- Yctt see, our spiritual on rest Is due to the fact that - Humpy Joe'S get-away left us broke, and we banked on yotl to pull us even. That first experience strained our credulity to the i bustln' point, and well, in words of one syllable, we come from Joplln."-, "Missouri." said Willie. ."My dear sirs, r can't prove that you are going to win your wagers until the day of the race. However, If you are broke to start with, I don't see how you can expect to lose a great deal." "You ain't got the right angle on the affair," Stover explained. "Outside of the onbearable contumely of losln' twice to this Centipede outfit, which would be bad enough, we have drawn a month's wages In advance, and we have put It up. Moreover, I have bet my watch, which as presented to me by the officials of the Santa Fe for killin' a pair of road-agents when I was depity sheriff."- .Miss Blake uttered a little scream, and Speed regarded the lanky speaker with new, interest ' "It's a Waltham movement, solid gold case, eighteen Jewels, and en graved with my name." ' ' "No wonder you prize if said Wally. "I bet my saddle," Informed Carara, In his slow, soft dialect "Stamp leather wit' silver filagree. It is more dear to me than well I love it ver' much, senor!" "Seems like Willie has made the extreme sacrifice," Stover followed up. "While all our boys has gone the limit Willie hits topped 'em all; he's bet his gun." "Indeed! Is it a good weapon?" "It's been good-to me," said the lit tle man, dryly. "I took It off the quiv ering remains of a sheriff In Dodge City, up to that time the best hip shot in Kansas." - Speed felt a cold chill steal up his spine, while Miss Blake went pale and laid a trembling hand upon his arm. "You see it ain't intrinsic value so much as association and sentiment that leads to this Interview," Stover continued. "It ain't no joke we don't joke with the Centipede and we've relied on you. The Mex here would do murder for that saddle." Carara nodded, and breathed something In bis own tongue. "I have parted with my honor,-and Willie is gamblln' Just as high." . ' . ; "But I notice' Mr. Willie still has his revolver." ... "Sure I got it!" Willie laughed, ab ruptly. "And I don't give it up till we lose, neither. That's the under stand'." His voice was surprisingly harsh for one so high-pitched. He looked more like a professor than ever. "Willie has reasons for his caution which we respect," explained the spokesman. J. Walllngford Speed, face to face with these serious-minded gentlemen. began to reflect that this foot-race was not a thing to ' be taken too lightly. ; "I can't understflnd," he declared, with a touch of irritation, "why, you should risk such priceless" things' iipv on a friendly encounter." ,. "Friendly!" cried Willie and Stover in a tone that made their listeners gasp.. "The Centipede and the Flying Heart Is Just as friendly as a pair of wild boars." "You set, it's a good thing we wised you up," added the latter. . Carara muttered fiercely;: "Senor, I wprka. five year' for that saddle. I am a good gambler, si, si! but I keel somebody blffore I lose it to the Centipede." ... . "And 4s that Echo phonograph worth all this?" inquired Helen. . - BANDMASTER A REAL GENIUS Clever Expedient Adopted to Keep Mu sicians on Their Feet for Pattl Reception. At Cheyenne, Wyo., the band from an army post had been engaged to play In honor of the visit of Adellna Pattl and Etelka Gerster, many years ago. Strange sounds came from the band. and Pattl asked Colonel Mapleson, her Impresario, to find out what the tune was. He found the band standing In a circle, so close together that they formed a solid bank, with the band master in the center. Mapleson was about to part them to reach the band master, when the latter begged him to deslnt and explained that as the band bad bee on duty for thlrty-slz hours awaiting tne company's arrival, and saloons were numerous In Cheyenne, :.?We won that phonogrspli at risk: of life and limb," said Willie, doggedly, "from the Centipede " r - ' "and twenty other outfits, senor." "It's a trophy," declared the fore man, "and so long as It ain't where It belongs, "the Flying Heart la in dis grace.". "Even the 'Leven X treats us scorn ful!" cried the smallest of the trio an grily. "We're a Joke to th whole state."' ' "I know just how these gentlemen must feel,", declared Miss Blake, tact fully, at which Stover bowed with grateful awkwardness. "And it's really a wonderful ; in strument" said he. "I don't reckon there's another one like it in the world, leastways in these parts. You'd ought to hear it clear as a bell 't ... "And sweet," said Willie. "God! It's sure sweet!" - - "I begin to feel your loss," said Speed gravely. "Gentlemen.J can only assure you I shall do my best." " "Then you won't take no chances?" inquired Willie, mildly. "You may rely upon me to take car of myself." . . ;. . .. "Thank you!" The delegation moved away. "What d you think of him?" in quired Stover of the little - man in glasses, when they were out of hear lng. 1 think he's all right" Willie hesi tated, "only kind of crazy, like all east ern boys. It don't seem credible that no. sane man would daat to bluff after what we've said. He'd be flyln in the face of Providence." (TO BE CONTINUED.) Microscope In the Kitchen. The use of the microscope Is recom mended In the kitchen, If not of the ordinary house, at least of those hav ing an army of servants and purchas ing by wholesale. In hotels, boarding houses, hospitals, jails, Its use in our complicated modern life Is becoming essential, and the need Is based upon the necessity of determining the de gree of adulteration of food. ' The chef has no excuse for not knowing what he buys if he is provided with a microscope.' ' In starchy substances the adultera tions . will soon be revealed by the microscope . if the grains of starch do not have the selfsame form In the potato and in rice. The same thing may be said of the spices. Pepper can be adulterated only with peas or ground beans, and this fraud also may be readily detected. The rule may be almost universally applied to all foods that pass through the kitch en, and especially the kitchens of the wealthy. Coffee undor the microscope does not look like? chicory in structure and chocolate made with peanuts does not look like pure chocolate. Har per's Weekly. ' Got In a Quiet Knock. When Joaquin Miller, the Poet of the Sierras, edited the Eugene Regis ter, be ran a joke column that Is ttlll remembered among Eugene vet erans. " "Miller," said ' an aged Eugenlst "used to like to roast the coal man. Thus, I remember how, In a descrip tion of a wedding, be once wrote: "'The presents offered the bride were unusually sumptuous and abun dant Conslpcuous among them was a ton of coal. . This won general ad miration and approval by reason of Its quaint old-fashioned massiveness, It being much heavier than tin tons of coal of the present day." ; " Overworked. :Mrs. Knagg If we women had the time to read the caDera aa vnu man have we'd know Just as much about politics and other things as you. Mr. Knagg But my dear, you have just as much time as I. Mrs. Knagg Nonsense i I never have time enoueh even tn s-nf iiimn.i. with ..the Jjousehold department, the women s page, the beauty expert, the fashion notes. th marrlo... a - - ,- .Havn, v.. a ui- vorce news and the society column and ouen nave losmp the death records ana tne bargain advertisements. none of the musicians could stand alone and be bad adopted the expe dient of standing them In a circle so that each would be supported by his fellows. "If you take one away," said the bandmaster pathetically; "the .ole lot will fall dowji." Crusoe's Problem. Robinson Crusoe bent and looknit at the footprint In the sands. ."Of course," said be to himself, "this' In dicates that Friday Is somewhere near." Then his brow knit in perplexity. "But what in thunder am I coins- ta do to keep the reader's attention for the next four days?" He began kicking sand into the footprint "For this." ho murmured, "this la w" w "fWVAAAWAA I Monday, all dayl", r a 1 1 nnm . Annr ft- a n Luna laMtA irrCAK .2 FLOATING,. DERELICT ONE OF ' WORST PERILS OF THE 8EA. Forsaken 8hlps, Practically Unslnk- . able. Can Rarely Be Perceived Un til Too Late to Avoid the Fatal Collision. The dtsmaeted, battered hulk of a derelict floating so !ow in the water as to be almost level with the waves, is, of course, a very great dancer to navi gation, especially In foggy weather. The majority of derelicts are sailing ships laden with timber. . They may have been dismasted and rendered ab solutely helpless tn storms, partly de mollshed by fire, by collision with an iceberg, or by the mere force of the waves themselves. ' The crew, unable ' to make their ship . seaworthy, may have abandoned it in the boats, or have been rescued by some passing vessel, but, whatever their fate, their forsaken ship, If laden with wood, re mains practically unslnkable and Is driven hither and thither over the ocean, at the mercy of the winds and currents. Now and again a steamer may be rendered helpless owing ' to its ma chinery becoming disabled by shortage of coal, by fire or by the loss of its rudder or propeller in heavy weather. Its crew may decide to abandon it and take to the boats, but if they neglect to open the seacocks on their depar ture their ship may float tor many a long day. The erratic movements of some derelicts are almost uncanny. Not so very long ago a Norwegian sail ing ship called the Crown left Nova Scotia for a South American port. It was Ltden with timber, and while still In the North Atlantic ocean was over taken by a terrible storm, which dis masted and left It a battered wreck. . The crew, realizing It was useless to remain on board, abandoned it and took to the boats, never to be beard of again, but their ship, although if vanished completely for no less than, three months, wae sighted at the end of this time on the edge of the Sargas so sea, a good 700 miles away from where disaster overtook it Soon aft terward it was sighted off Bermuda, but then disappeared again, and may still be drifting about the ocean. Derelicts arb sometimes salved and bring In a large sum In salvage money to the crews of the ships who tow them into port On one occasion an American steamer bound for Liverpool with a cargo of cotton ran out of coal off the north coast of Ireland. The sea was running high, signals of dis tress were made to a passing steamer,' which passed a tow rope to the help less ship. But the towing wire snapped and the crew were accordingly taken on board the newcomer, while the dls abled vessol was left to drift ' A Liverpool tug heard of the affulr,' and being doubtless aware of the great value of the cotton cargo, determined to find the derelict and to tow it into harbor. After a protracted search it came upon It and eventually took It Into Belfast, little worse for Its buffet ing. The enterprising tug netted no less than 7,960 for Its share in the proceedings. By an act of parliament, passed In 1896, the master of any Brit ish ship sighting a derelict Is bound to report the fact to the nearest Lloyds agent, eo that Jf the abandoned ship Is In the track Of chips a man-of-war may be sent out to destroy or bring It Into flbrt, l He Married the Beneficiary. i-'- I "Yes.'.' said the mil ran r - luDuiauca - Mrent. "I onon ont nun .... . o". ", tu taao uui a $50,000 life policy only the day before ', he was killed, and it took a lot of coax- . lng to do It." . ' " . "Gosh! that was tough on tho com- ' ' pany. I expect you wished your per- " unslve powers had not been so sue- ' cessful." , . 'Woll. hardly. You im. t tr.riA ' , m 4 c . the widow." ., - ,. ., Revenge. : "Gladys paid you a compliment yes terday, Felice." 'What did she say?" 'She said you were very Intellectu al" 'The cat! She Just said that be cause she was expecting Tom Cheer ers to take her to the football game tnd bo took me Instead." , 8llent ! . "What are you erinnlno- mapped Mrs. Gabb. "A funny Item In this naner " amiio Mr. Gabb. "What's funny about It?" asked Mm. Gabb.- 'It savs a woman haa hnon m. . illent partner In a bualnnna firm oiled Mr, Gabb. ,, . A Denatured 8anta. . "Well! Well! , Another fool reform. r has broken loose." "What does he want to do?" "11 BUKKestS a Shave and a hnfrrnt ' tor Santa Claus. so the old eentleman ' ' won't catch fire so easily from, ' Christmas candies." - m ..-M'U i