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According to the captain, Oom Paul was a sort of modern King Solomon for sagacity and wisdom, and - he proves this by telling a story: "Cecil Rhodes and De Beers," he said, "had a diamond farm once near Ksmberley, and they could not agree onhow it should be divided. To set tle the matter, they decided to leave It to Kroger. It was explained to him, and he said to Rhodes: 'You are the cider, so you may divide the proper ty,' and to De Beers: 'You are the younger, so you may have the choice cf the two pieces.' " It was suggested to the captain that he must be interested in the Boy Scout movement, since he was himself a scout serving under Gen eral De Wet. "I think the movement is a great thing," he replied enthusiastically. "Anything which will get the young sters out of dors should be encour aged. I had my start in an outdoor life and every young fellow should nave the same opportunity." The captain doesn't think oulte so much of Baden-Powell, the founder of me scout movement. 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The German people, who are usually pretty level-headed when it comes to the philosophy of love, have an old proverb, which, being translated would read thus: "When the devil thinks that matters are running alone too smoothly between a man and a mala, he tempts the maid to tell her Joy to another woman; then the devil retires, for he knows that the other woman will do all that seven devils could!" Now, that seems rather hard on the "other woman." doesn't it? Still, If one will but look back over ner experiences, the proverb will prove true in more than one instance, I am sure. ' Strange as It may seem to most peo ple who are refined and educated, the fact remains, nevertheless: verv few women can resist the desire to meddle with another girl's happiness even when she has herself won the love and married the man of her choice. 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