"Why Do BIra Walt on Women t Irreverent persons suggest that man's only, object In life 16 to please woman and to serve her. Slightly ex aggerated this statement, perhaps, yet there must be some truth at the bot tom of it. Otherwise, why should man vait on woman at all? Why take pleasure in being agreeable to her? Why go out of his way to assist her? In other words, why should he be chivalrous? Chivalry is the expression of man's real, instinctive deference for woman. Although, like other instinctive feel ings, It is being modified or rooted up by education and civilization, the chiv alrous instinct nevertheless still makes Itself felt In modern man. It impels him, when confronted with woman, to pass through three different stages. In the first one he strives to attract wom an's attention; in the second to please her; finally, to serve her. The unconcerned are highly divert ed by the first. There Is no end to the things a man will do to attract wom an's attention. Nothing is too absurd. One man found it necessary to spoil his patent leather shoes. He was be ing rowed across a lake when a girl passed "by in her canoe. Without a moment's hesitation he plunged both feet Into the rippling water, letting them dangle there, stupidly. Other men use other methods; some grow spry and climb fences, stumble over their own feet; some Imagine themselves the proud possessor of a voice and exercise It; others whistle out of tune or twirl their mustaches. Still others grow disconcerted and for get where they are going or lose the thread of their conversation. So much for the desire of being no ticed. When it comes to pleasing wom en, men are more particular. Then they strive for personal perfection. The intellectual ones go about with poetry In their breast pockets and 'learn It by heart, ready to repeat It at the first occasion. Or they dabble into art or literature or some "ism" in order to acquire the correot pose. The more matter-of-fact puzzle over material things: whether the hair is parted in the right place; whether the red or blue tie will make the better Impres sion. For men are vain and dress to pleare. Woman and the Ballot. A woman from Colorado has brought rejoicing to the cohorts of the anti suffragists. "The really feminine women," she Is quoted as saying, "as a rule are content to leave the govern ing to the men." She herself is fond of outdoor sports, is an expert with the rifle and has slain bears and other beasts. All these, of course, are truly feminine accomplishments. Your truly .feminine woman should be prepared at an Instant's notice to drop the Inlttlng needle or the baby's bottle, else her trusty rifle and sally forth to lay. Yet this modern Diana from Colorado shrinks coyly from the bal lot, we are told. Knowing that her husband was stanch for McKlnley, when her time for suffrage came she ran right out and voted for Bryan, of course, and whimsically signed her name so that the ballot became void. Reasonable doubt may" exist as to whether all this really Is a feather In the "antl" cap, and the answer hinges upon a definition of "the really fem inine woman." This woman, when found, will be prepared to state whether or no she would have the bal lot, and to her the manly man will at once doff his hat, swept low, and ex claim, "At your service, madam." Suffrage will be hers for the asking. Baltimore Star. New "One-Sliled" Jabot. Everything laps over from right to left this year. Even the Jabots Bhow more trimming on the left hand edge. some of them being merely a' frill at tached to a straight strip of Insertion; the frill, of course, falling oft to the left aide. This jabot of fine batiste and lace s attached to a high stock and there are cuffs to match this be ing one of the new fads. At the left side of the Jabot is a frill and on tha left side of the stock above it Is a strip of the lace on which are three rancy buttons. Yokes feature the young girl's sep arate skirts, the remaining Dortiona are plaited. Wrapped, swathed and rl rn npH ef fects, with huge flat or flapping bowsp are at present the fad in millinery, and only broad ribbons can be used. The Dutch neck with frill and jabot promises summer comfort and short sleeves assert themselves evaa mnr than they have during the winter sea son. Seed pearls, mixed In with em broidery, put on bodices of evening gowns and used for dainty floral pat terns on the edges of tunics and sleeves are again in style. A pretty and economical Idea for a petticoat to be worn under dancing frocks is to have a foundation of white silk with flounces of white washing net edged with lace and run with rib bon. On many of the handsomest dlnnpr and evening gowns the decolletage is moainea to something not far from a low Dutch neck, the low neck being now considered by some authorities as outside the mode. , Moire and bengaline have been so successful during the past season that it is likely they will continue in pop ularity until the warm weather. Then tlnct. Nowadays there Is every en couragement for bachelordom, until it has developed from a single state to a united kingdom, with royal palaces in all great cities. There was a time when the typical bachelor was pictured seated alone In a sadly neglected room, pushing a re luctant needle through unyielding cloth, as he strove awkwardly to sew a button on his coat, using the side wall of his room for a thimble. That is all done away with now, when the Uni versal Valet Company, Unlimited, sends its motor to the door of the bachelor apartments and carries away the garments of Benedick, returning them at nlghtfally, every button re-enforced, every spot and stain effaced, And In what careless comfort do'-s Benedick live! Unhampered by fem inine niceties, he sets down his pipe where he will, and swings about his room in easy half dress, shouting tho "Stein Song" at the top of his voice, without let or hindrance. Atlantlo Monthly. Mrs. I C. Rawson Is the only woman member of the Association of Life Insurance Presidents. Mrs. Lucia Ames Mead will present the subject of peace and arbitration at the next biennial session of the gen eral Federation of Women's Clubs. The state universities of Louisiana and Texas have chosen woman suf- BARBARIC HAIR STYLES POPULAR. r Some New Hair Dressing Fashions. Since the huge pompadour rat has gone the way of all freak fads, worn en wear their hair any old way their fancy dictates, and are in style Jusi so long as they add a lot of unsanitary hair switches in the form of braidi and swirls. Each woman chooses her own becoming (?) style, and then emphasizes it until one wonders how the roots of the real hair manage to stay where they belong. Some even confess to wearing $25 switches and a few extra curls besides. Oriental decorations are in high favor. Strings of semi-precious stonei are wound round and round the head, tiara-like arrangements are worn any time of day or evening, bands of ribbon with dangling ends, gold and silver galloon embroidered in barbaric designs and colors, and huge hair pins of intricate device are all worn by faddy women. The prettiest of ail and it can't be denied that many of these oriental fashions In hair orna ments are pretty is the simple ribbon bandeau. Occasionally one sees a woman with a beautifully groomed head of hair, softly colled In a graceful, becoming way, fastened with a few pretty Bhell hairpins, and absolutely free from false hair, rats and the like. And how welcome a sight It is and how rare! come the foulards and rajah weave silks for the summer suits. Dotted goods are much used just now, not only for dresses, but as coat trimmings and the like. Many hand some coats of the season are made of ttiBsah, linen and other spring goods, with deep facings of dotted foulard. Coquettish little bonnets of shirred materials are worn by debutantes. They are In rich colors and 'give ad ditional color to the very youthful face. The cord shirring adapts itself nicely to this particular style of bon net. There is a decided fancy for white frocks this season for other than even ing wear. Tailor coat and skirt gowns and afternoon frocks on princess lines are contrived of rough-surface white woolens, of corduroy and of broadcloth. Needlework Notes. Belts, bags and purses embroidered In raffia are making a good showing among the displays of fancy work. Butterflies, beetles and dragon flies, conventionalized and worked In bril liant Iridescent colors, are wonderfully beautiful In embroidery. One or two handsome embroidered buttons are an addition to the evening coat of light cloth. The button may b-s worked in dainty Dresden coloring, giving a charming effect. The simple cabin stitch, done with heavy silk, is used more than ever as a finish for dressy gowns. This is particularly effective for outlining pan els and revera and collars and cuffs as well. The Paaalnsr of the Old Bachelor. The typical old bachelor crusty, Irritable, solitary seems to be passing away, if, indeed, he Is not already ex- frage as the subject for their intercol legiate debate. Texas takes the affirm ative. Through the work of the Woman's Progress Association of New South Wales $300,000 has been voted to in crease annually the salaries of teach ers In the public schools. The queen of Norway, King Ed ward's youngest daughter, shoots well and as a child practiced dally at a target. The duchess of Sutherland is a good shot and so is her sister, Lady Angela Forbes, and her half-sitser, Lady Warwick. Grncefnllr Draped Tnrban. Black silk plush, artistically draped and trimmed on left side, near front, with plaited white chiffon, makes a handsome turban suitable for day or evening wear. Our sketch gives a idea of the smart effect .FASHION HINTS Jug- This outing suit of rose colored linen has small tucks psnneled in the sides of .the blouse and skirt. Black linen is used for the belt, collar and deep cuffs. A. jaunty tie is drawn through the slash in the blouse front, giving just the required dash to the whole - oiiftTWfl. A I. A TCTi. Preasuratorr to a Big Oil Veatsure Tturons-b. Boring- in It Bad. A fight for title to 4,400 acres of Fer ry Lake In Caddo pariah, southwest Louisiana, and laid to be an oil field valued at approximately fro.OGo.GCO, La been begun before Commissioner Den nett of the general land office. The claimant la John B.Klng of Texarkana, Texas, who made entry over one year ago under the placer mining act. He claims that the area of the lake was never turned over by the government to the State of Louisiana, and aa the attorney general of that State did not put in an appearance yesterday It Is believed that the State U content to let the general government deal with the proposition before it In any manner It may deem advisable. Former Representative John J. Lenta of Columbus, Ohio; J. A. Telller of Little Rock, Arku, and J. D. Korner, also of the capital of Ohio, made up the legal array which presented Mr. King's aide of the case. At the close of the argument Commissioner Den nett took, the matter under advisement He did not announce when a decision will be rendered in the matter. For several months past It has been believed that the State officials of Lou isiana were going to put up a vigorous fight for the lake, which also has a considerable area In the State of Tex as. Several year ago, while prospect ing over the general oil field In the section where the lake Is located, Mr. King discovered that while the Stand ard Oil Company had located Its wells on all sides of the property, no attempt had been made to locate on the lake. He then went to work, and made a close examination of the records bear ing on the question of title to the land on which the lake lies. This was for merly government land before the back water from the Red River overflowed the section and left the lake. He ascer tained, so It was pointed out in the ar gument of the attorneys before Com missioner Dennett yesterday that the lake was never turned over by the general government to the State of Louisiana, and he lost no time in mak ing an entry on the 4,400 acres in ques tion, which Is believed to be the rich est In the section in point of possible oil fields. With his entry he then made his plans to bring the matter to the atten tion of the commissioner of the gen eral land office, so as to perfect the ti tle before he begins operations for lo cating oil wells. He talked at length yesterday of the question and pointed out that as the lake Is only about two or three feet deep It will be a compara tively easy matter to locate oil wells In all parts of the area covered by the 4,400 acres in question. Mr. King Is positive from the Investigations he has made that the area is of immense value and hopes as soon as he gets title to begin operations. The section in which the lake Is lo cated in both Texas and Louisiana Is looked upon by oil experts everywhere as a particularly rich oil country, and this fact has been singularly brought out, It Is declared, by reason of the fact that the Standard Oil Company has come Into the section and bought up all the land bordering on the lake. Washington Star. A BnddlnsT Merchant. Th Jeweler had left his new boy In charge of the store while he went home to his dinner, but not until he oautloned the youth that all the goods were marked and that he must not let anyone take goods with aim unless they were paid for. "Well, Sam," he asked upon his re turn, "did you have any customers?" "Too betr said Sam, gleefully. "And I got his money, too! I aold one man all those brass rings you had that were marked 18o en the Inside, and here's the money a dollar and ninety eight eenU!" Judge. HOW CAN YOU ALLOW xhz Children to hakh nvtLcwToejsoKry THB INFERNAL KOlifc'UWHY DON'T TOITAiq IT 3 AN OUTRAGE. 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