Rheumatism
Will Let Go of You
tVhen you correct the acid condition of
your blood on which t depend. " It only
loosens its hold for while when you apply
l"..ons or liniments to your aching juinU
or stiff muscles. The medicine to take i. .
Hood's Sarsaparilla
which has effected the most wonderful,
radical and permanent cures.
In usual liquid form or chocolated tab
lets called Barsatabs. 100 doses fl.
Painless Dentistry
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Molar CrawM 5.0C
22BridgsTMtli 3.50
Gold Fillinn 1.0C
EumI Filling tOQ
:t niiiitM .SO
',J Inlay Fillian 2.50
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PiinlH. Extrdon .50
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ie living the world the
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Mr. Peck This talking machine rec
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Mrs. Peck.
Oldbatch It s wonderful to think
that you cam hear the voire of one
who is not present.
Mr. Peck And more wonderful to
think that I can stop it so easily.
Judge.
riatie Astronomy.
"If you want .o knock your adver-
airj out," said the physics i Instructor,
fetid a blow on that spot Tnat ths
location of the v lar plexus."
"And If I only want to raikt him see
stars," said A Iks', "I suppose I roust
land rn his lunar plexus. Whero'a
that?"
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manufactured by the
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SOLO BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS
one size only, regular price SO per bottle.
Ills ijmrut ?.
Tommy was studying one of the ad
vertising signs In the car.
"Mamma," he said, "Isn't 'Reason' a
funny name for a girl?"
"Uuah, dear!"
"And her first name Is Theresa.'
Look at It, mamma. 'Theresa Reason.'
Gee! I'd clmnge that name If It was
mine!" rh'r-T v-'t.une.
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Not a Boatoa Ripreutsa.
She That's Mr. Osborn over there.
He married -a million.
He Vou don't say. Well, that beats
Solomon to a frazzle. Boston Transcript.
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' I ' tl .1 H 1 1 , ' 1 " . .1 1 ItflVA iln'UVfl Kmifvltt l.na lvnn . n ..!
tnre of Chns. II. Fletcher, and Las been made under his
personal Mipervision for over SO years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
" Just-as-pood" are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, JJrops and Soothing' Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
(substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething1 Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving: healthy and natural sleep. '
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Frieud.
The KM You Hare Always Bought
Sears the Signature of
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Thc Larocst manufacturer or
MEN'S FINC 8HOES IN THC WORLD
Wear W, L. Douglas comfortable,
asy-walklng shoas. They ara
mad upon honor, of tha best leath
ers, by the moat skilled workman,
In all the latest fashions. Shoes In
every style and shape to suit men
In all walks of life.
If I could take you Into my large
factories at Qrockton, Mass., and
enow you how carefully W. L. Doug
las shoes are made, you would
then understand why they hold
their shape, fit better, wear longer
and are of greater value than any
other make.
CAUTION. See that W. L. Douglas
name and the retail prloe is sniped on
the bottom. Take Bo Substitute.
Too Mara .te Leae.
Manager of Touring Company
Aere. buck up. Miss De Vere; else wt
shall lose the trnln.
Leading Ijidy But I've lost my reti
cule and my Jewel case with my dia
monds In It..
Manager O, let 'em go. We musl
catch this train.
Leading Ijidy But my reticule has"
tO shillings In It. The Sketch.
'What Inspired Him.
"The melancholy days have come"
Bo sang the weary bard;
He'd Just been raking autumn leaves
Again from his back yard.
Chicago Tribune.
Helping- Hint Oat..
Stagestruck Young Man I suppose
the first thing for me to do will be to
adopt a stage name. Have you a good
one to suggest?
Theatrical Manager (who has seen
him act) Yes; I think Dennis would
be a good name for von.
.
Cora purl sons.
Young Husband Darling, you are
worth your weight in
Young Wife Gold, George?
Young Husliand Well, let It go at
that, love. In the wild enthusiasm of
the moment, thouph. I was going to
say porterhouse steak.
For Old People.
After reaching the age of forty the
human system gradually declines. THe
accumulated poisons in the blood cause
rheumatic pains in the joints, muscles
and back. These warnings should be
promptly relieved and serious illness
avoided by using the following pre-
ser!pt!nn wmm snows wonderful re
sults even after the first few doses and
it will eventually restore physical vigor:
"One ounco compound syrup of Sar
saparilla; one ounce Toris compound;
half pint of high grade whiskey. This
to be mixed and used in tablespoonful
doses before each meal and. at bed
time. The bottle to be well shaken
each time." Any druggist has these
ingredients or ho will get them front
his wholesale house.
Dangnitui Hlak.
"Look out. Hi," shouted the farm
r's wife as the big balloon soared
over the farm with a trailing anchor.
"Them thar arynaughtg will hook yeou
op like a fish if yeou don't watch out."
"Gosh, Mandy!" gasped the old
farmer as he dropped his rake. "Yeou
don't think they'd try to do seen, a
thing purposely, do yeou?"
"Wouldn't trust them, Hi. That tall
chap looking down here with the eye
glass is one of them thar Indiana
writer folks and he's working on a
took called 'The Uplifting of the Farm
er.' Reckon yeou better keep yeour eye
on that anchor "
Shake Into Tour Shoes
Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cures
painful, swollen, smarting, sweating feet. Makes
new ahoes easy. Sold by all Drug-gists and Shoe
Stores. Pon t accept any substitute, bample
Ktt. Address A. S. Olmsted, Lm Koy, . I .
. By Candle Time.
"It did me good," observed a young
girl who had Just returned from Eng
land, "to see, In real life, one of the
old customs my grandfather used to
tell me aboiil the burning of the time
candle at an auction. . In Berkshire
the old custom still prevslls, and when
an auctlbn is In progress and an arti
cle is put up for bidding a short length
of candle Is lighted as the bidding be
gins. The shouting . continues until
the candle burns out, and the last bid
before it flickers its last Is the one
that takes the cake. I don't know
hut It has an advantage over the 'go
ing,, going, gone' variety, but it is
fearfully slow and tin-American."
Pronilasory Salaries.
The -suspicion that the incomes of
stage performers are not always so
large as they are publicly represented
to be is given concrete form thus by
g writer In the Washington Star:
"I understand that the manager is
paying fabulous salaries to his lead
ing singers," said the inquisitive re
porter. "Not fabulous," rejoined the cynical
press agent "fictitious."
Gettluar the Facts.
"How much money did tha defaulter
get away with?" ,
"All ths funds we had on hand."
"How much did you have on hand,
may I ask?"
"The precise amount ha got away
with."
"I mean,' what was It In dollars and
cents?"
"It was all In dollars and cents."
Chicago Tribune.
For Any Disease or Injury to
the eye, use PETTIT'S EYE SALVE,
absolutely harmless, acts quickly. All
druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo,
N. Y. -
A Painless Death.
A teacher In the factory district of
g New Jersey town had been giving
the children earnest lectures upon the
polsonousness of dirt.
One morning g little girl raised her
band excitedly and pointed to a boy
who seldom had clean hands.
"Teacher," she said, "look quick!
Jlmmle's commlttln' suicide! He's
suckin' - his thumb." Success Magazine.
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A new and wonderful
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positively the easiest
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your own home As an
advertisement wa arc
GOING TO GIVE AWAY
one of our 112.60 Harp
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Tue v Professor Explains.
"Why Is It," Inquired the doctor,
"that astronomers, whose work musl
be peculiarly trying on their powers ol
vision, almost uniformly have strong
eyes?"
"My friend," answered the professor.
"It Is because they have strong eyes
that they are astronomers."
Some people would drown with s life
preserver at hand. They are the kind
that suffer from Rheumatism and Neu
ralgia when they can get Hamline Wiz
ard Oil, the beet of all pain remedies.
Fitting- Ideaa.
"So Mrs. Dumps wants her new
house decorated to suit her own per
sonality. How Is the architect going
to set about It?"
"I heard him say since she was of
such a worrying and nagging disposi
tion, the ornamentation would be
chiefly fret work." Baltimore American.
Ah, Ves
Full mnny a ju tit of purest my serene
The dark, unrulhomed pantry closeta
bear;
Kull many a chef is born to conk un
seen And WHHte Ms wheat cukes on the
desert nlr.
ot Properly t finehrtl.
Mr. Tucker I having served the oth
ers) Well, Tummy, tvlint piirt of the
chicken will you have?
Tommy Why, p:nv, you know I al
ways tuke the buck whet: there's company.
lancet nt l.nvy.
If envy, like anger, did not burn
Itself in its own fire, and consume
and destroy those persons It pos
sesses before It destroys those it
wishes worst to, it would set the
whole world on fire, and leave the
most excellent persons the most mis
erable. Lord Clarendon.
SMITH WANTS
and will pay as follows for good,
fat stuff we never charge com
mission on anything:
Veal under 130 lbs 11c
Large veal less, according to
size and quality.
Dressed Hogs 9JC
Hens and Springs, alive 14c
Hens and Springs, dressed . .
15 to 16C
Turkeys, dressed 22Jc
Geese, dressed 15c
Ducks, dressed 20C
FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO.
"Fighting the Beef Trust"
PORTLAND, OREGON.
SOUR STOMACH
"I used Cascarcts ntxl feel like a new
man. 1 have been a sufferer from dys
pepsia and sour stom.ich for the last two
years. I have been taking medicine and
other drugs, but could find uo relief only
for a short time. I will recommend
Casrarets to my friends as the only thing
for iudigestion and sour stomach and to
keep ttie lowcia in guuj. condition.
They are very nice to eat."
Harry Stuckley. Mattch Chunk, Pa.
Pleasant. Polntah'o, Potent, Taste Good,
Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe.
0e, Z5c. 50c. Never sold In bulk. The gen
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MODERN
DENTISTRY
eXPER?
Al Prices lhat Dety Competition
fEEfrl WITHOUI PIATES A SPECIALTY
PAINLESS EXTRACTION 60c
S1I.VKK KIU INIJS 50C UP
GOLD FILLINGS $1.00 up
s'K GOLD CKOWN S5.0O
I GOOD KUBI1KK PLATE S5.0O
THE BIOS I' KUKHKIt PLATES SB.OO)
WHALKBONE PLATES S10.0O
Out-of-town putieniH can obtain perfoot work
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A flavoring used the same as lemon or THnflln.
By dissnlviriR Krunuliitid bukut in water and
adding Mnpleine, a delirious nyrup is made and
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