All Physicians Must prescribe some of the In gredients that are contained In Hood s Sarsaparllla-for all trou bles of the blood, stomach, kid. neysand liver. ' They include sarsaparilla, Btillingia, yellow dock, gentian, wild cherry bark mandrake, dandelion, juniper berrieB pipsiBsewa, etc. The combination and proportions are our own formula and give power to cure beyond the reach of any other prescrip tion or substitute. That's why it is wise to get Hood's and only Hood's. WHEEB "DBY. FAEMHIQ" PATS. Application of Scientific Method Hma Orercome Drought. Growing reports are reaching here I bout the success of dry farming in the semlarld regions, says a Los Angeles dispatch to the New York Post New Mexico has added more new postofficeg to its list during the year than any other State or Territory; and in re gions where rational "dry farming" methods have been adhered to the new settlers are uniformly prosperous. This year's experience, in fact, has demon strated beyond question the full effi cacy of the new system of dry farm ing. Wherever It has been tried, the results have been good, in spite of a drought of almost unprecedented length and severity. It can no longer be pre dicted that "when a dry year comes, the Campbell system will fall." The dry year is here, and the scientific dry farmer wrp rnping record crcps. The result will be a phenomenal develop ment in New Mexico, Arizona, and j other regions in the semlarld region within the next decade. From New Mexico and Arizona hav. 1 come widespread complaints of damage to crops and loss of live stock on ac count of the protracted drought Thous ands of sheep have died of thirst on the ranges, and many inexperienced "dry farmers" have learned the costly , lesson that farming In the semlarld lands demands very different methods from those practiced in the older agri cultural communities. In one week of July more than 1,000 farmers whose crops have been almost ruined by the drought secured leave of absence from their homesteads, and went to Kansas to obtain work as harvest hands In the wheat fields. Moreover, practically all of these will return when the Kansas wheat harvest Is over, and hereafter, it Is safe to say, they will put in prac tice methods better suited to success ful plains farming. The drought in New Mexico and Arizona has now been broken, and no further loss or suffer ing is anticipated. In spite of thesd difficulties the Influx of homesteaders Into both the southwestern territories continues to grow in volume. Good Family "My daughter appears to have mar ried very happily," remarked a lady. "Her husband has not wealth, it must be admitted, but he has family." "Yes. I heard he was a widower with six children!" a neighbor sniffed acridly. Expert Opinion, "In your judgment,' asked tfie caller, "what is the future of the aeroplane?" "It's all up in the air!" savagely an swered the information editor, who bad made the same response to the question forty-seven times before. Chicago Tr:l-nne- Another Horror. Exchange Editor Let me see Mark Twain had a degree of some kind con ferred on him. didn't he? Literary Editor Yes ; since he incorpo rated himself I believe he has taken tha degree of Ltd. naaal urrnograpny. Teacher Your name is John Timmins, is it? Where are you from. Johnny? New Pupil Snohomish, Wash. Teacher How do you spell it, Johnny? New Pupil You don't spell it, ma'am. You sneeze It. Chicago Tribune. What Was Handed to Him. Raynor What have you done with all your Christmas presents? Shyne Made a large cold bowl of lemonade. He Knew. Teacher Tommy, who was Cleopatra? Tommy Tucker Cleopatra was the co). ored woman who used to do our washin', ma'am. Her other name was Jackson. Gold beaten out into a leal i-MU,vw ot an inch in thickness becomes translucent, and the light rays penetrating it give it a greenish hue. There are more able-bodied men to the ' total population in the Western States of the United States and Canada than anywhere else In the world. Beware of the Cough Ilia l niDgl On pcTBisicuujr, breaking your right's rest and fjN, t i i CAIiaUBUIlK JFUU WHH U1C VlUiCUtSJ of the paroxysms. A few doses of Piso's Cure will relieve won derfully any cough, no matter how far advanced or serious. HI It soothes and heals the irritated surfaces, clears the clogged air passages and ths cougn disap pears. At all druggists1, 23 eta, at 1 AUTOMOBILES AND HORSES. The fight of the horse car men against the trolley car is remembered by all. The claim was then made that 2,000,000 horses would be thrown out of work and that horso breeders would starve. The trolley is well-nigh univer sal, and yet more horses are raised each year than the year before and they bring better prices. The horse interests have ever fought the automobile. There have been thou sands of columns of argument publish ed against It and short-sighted men have advocated such heavy taxation against it that a great and ever-growing industry would have been sadly hampered had half the unwise legisla tion planned been put Into execution. Now highway experts, aided by the motor car interests and a powerful as sociation of Londoto and Its suburbs, have turned like the trodden worm and started an attack on the horse, the United States director of office of pub lic roads says. The claim they advance is that the polluting of all public thoroughfares is done not by automobiles, but by horses ; that If no horses-were allowed to drop organic matter on public thoroughfares the dust nuisance would soon be naught but an unpleasant memory. They ad vance the logical statement that the nuisance created, by hundreds of thou sands of horses is detrimental to pub lic health and a menace to the pave ments and they charge that the contin ual cleansing of the streets because of this trafSc imposes a vast aad unjust tax upon the citizens. TO SHOW HIS GRATITUDE. When Hannah Perry was dying. Gould, the good-for-uothing old fellow who had been practically supported by her charity for years, and who had shirked even the slight "jobs" which she had given him, underwent a curi ous chunge. He hovered about the house continually, knocking at the kitchen door and asking the woman that Hannah's sister had go to cook during the illness, how "she" was. For some reason he never culled her by name. "He came round the first day It got noised about that Hannah was ailing," suld the sister to a caller after the funeral, "and wanted to know what he could do. Of course 1 didn't know him from Adam, not having visited here since father died. I told him 'Nothing' kind of sharp, I guess, and he went off looking shumefaced. "The next day he came round again, and wanted to know if he could chop some kiudllugs. I had found out who he was, but there wasn't any wood to be split, so I told him 'no' again, and he disappeared. I never laid eyes on him till the day before she died. What do you suppose he had been doing that shiftless old fellow? Why, he'd been bu lding a chicken coop for her!" "A chicken coop !" echoed her listen er. "Of all things 1" "Yes, Mrs. Douglass, that's what it was. Not a. particularly good 0110, either. I . said to- him, 'What is this for?' "He said, 'It's for her,' and Jerked his thumb up-, at. the window. "Then he looked so sheepish that I told him to set it next the shed uud come Into the kitchen. Hannah gave up keeping hens teu years ago, and a woman oii her deathbed, and got money saved up the, way she has, isn't going to start in any poultry busi ness. Of course I didn't suy us. much to him, because it was just plain grief that made him go to work and do it" "What did you do?" "Oh, I gave him some pie, and told him that it was a nice coop, but I didn't think that Huunah'd ever use it, and sent him off. Poor old fellow! I guess it was the flrst piece of hard labor he'd done for many a day." . "Or will do." "Yes, but he's old, and this shows that his heart Is good." "I wonder," mused the other, "If I can't find some things for him to potter round about, now that Hannah's gone. I'll ask Henry." A Friend In Need "Loan me a dollar, old man," said the actor. "I'm hungry." "I'm troke myself," responded the stage manager, "but I'll put you on !n the bill to-night We have an eating scene." . ' "Man, I'll starve before night." "In that case I'll call a rehearsal." St. Louis Iiepublic. Natural. Uncle Si (to the leap-for-life per former) Haou'd you come toglt into this business? The Artist Why, the idea struck me while employed as a book atent. Puck. Quite Rellned. Mrs. Caller Are your new neighbors refined? Mrs. Nextdoor I should say sol They never borrow anything but our silver aud cut glass. Chicago News. II Preferred On Gin, When J. M. Barrle, the author of "Peter Pan," addressed an audience of a thousand girls at Smith College dur ing his flrst American visit of last year, a friend asked him how he had found the experience. "Well," replied Mr. Barrle, "to tell you the truth, I'd much rather talk a thousand times to one girl than to talk one time to a thoimnrrt elrls." CITC St. Vitus" Dunce ana rvoai uiwmm p.nns 1113 MBtlr cm by Dr. 1 .lues Grant Nerve Ke. Borer. Send (or WIl $1.00 trial battle end tree tine, fir. . H. Kline, LL, Wl Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. Getting- Acqnalned. "My dad can lick your'n," said Bad Dick. "Maybe be can," answered the new boy with the golden curls, "but I can whale the everlasting daylights out ol you." Which he proceeded to do, with neat ness and dispatch, and they were firm friends thereafter. CASTOR I A Tor Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature The V. B.'a Daughter. Under a spreading Merry Wid. The village beauty, standi. The beaut., a winsome girl Is she, With rinjs on both her hands ; And clasped around her shapely arms She wears two golden bands. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DATS PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed, to cure any ease of Itching, Blind, Bleeding; or Protruding Piles in $ to 14 days or money refunded. 60c uecaoence. "Is it true," inquired the traveler who was standing in front of the Art Insti tute, "that a confidence man once sold these big bronze lions to a trusting stran ger for (73 or some such pitiful sum?" "Yep," said -the policeman; "the con men in this town are losin' their grip. I can remember when they wouldn't sell nothin' smaller than the Masonic Temple to a rahoo." Chioaeo Tribune. Ms 4 Cecavscs System Dispels edds awd Headaahcs dxeo Co$YaOYV, Acts Tva.vxvay, acsvvty as aLaxaWvc. To Vs benc$co eJJecXs, aWays buy e Gewivcve. manufactured by tke CALIFORNIA Fig Syrup Co. SOLO BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS one size only, regular price 50 per bottle. BILLIONS GRASS Costs SOe fite nmr arrm a l JIOKt H5 tn 10 I It i l !""r,"'re"11 '""of pasture he fl ni...r. J."1-0" wry I w,l?,?,LV?'"ri??5 'l ""-"me of "hi. 'rr0r "r" l4c a'"1 ' w !?. fi arm uvea unvnlt v nnvnr kum i . " c (SALZER SEED CO.. Box PC La Crosse, Wis. The 2 "FLYERS" are the O.R.&N. fast through trains between PORTLAND and ' SPOKANE WM. McMURRAY, G. P. A. Portland PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more foods brighter and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c package colors silk, wool and cotton equally well and is guaranteed to gWo perfect results. Ask dealer, or we will send post pal dat 10c a package. Write lor . tee booklet bowtodye.bleachlandmlzcolera. ' MONROE DRUQ COMPANY, Quincy, ICUnoia. (o Use. "Anything I can show you, sir?" "Yes ; I want to get some kind of toy for my 3-year-old boy. Have you any thing that's indestructible? Something he can't break the first time be plays with it?" "I think so. We hare some toy flat irons." "Have they got handles on 'em?" "Of course." "Well, they won't last him five min utes. Show mo aomethine else." Bemclntr 111 1'ardon. There once was a versatile kaiser. Who in handing out talk was no miser; He got a straight tip To button his lip, And now the kaiser is wiser. Chicago Tribune. Recipe for Rheumatism. To one-half pint good whiskey, add one ounce syrup sarsaparilla, and one ounce Toris compound, which can be procured of any druggist. Take in teaspoonful doses before each meal and before retiring. Followed up, this is a sure remedy. Speculation's Demoralising Effect, "How about your gold mining stock, old chap? Still panning out well?" "Panning out? No. Next thing to It, though. It's Petering out." Chicago Tribune. OUT OF DOOR WORKERS Men who cannot stop , ; lor a rainy day.- will J lind the greatest Vsf comfort and freedonvFry ol Uuuuy movement WATERPROOF OILED CLOTHINi $LICKERS$3o SUITS Every garment bearing the "sign of the fish" guarqpleed waterproof Catalog free HI y 1 (RESCEIMT WILL DO ALL THAT ANY HIGH PRICED POWDER WILL (I DO AND rib :t better A FULL The Alveolar System Of Replacing Teeth in the Human Mouth is the Greatest Advance Ever Made in Scientific Dentistry A few years aito Marconi came before the world with the statement that he could transmit me-ieades through the nir by electricily without the use of wires. Every telejrraph operator in the land scolled at the idea and said it could not be done. Likewise the Alveolar System f replacing teeth in the human moulh without the use of cumbersome and unsightly plates, which Is the latest mothod to be adopted by scientific dentistry. If you have two or more teeth In either jaw, either tiurht or loose ones (we make the loose ones tieht and healthy) we guarantee to put in for you a beautiful set of teeth that can hardly be told from natural ones. All work absolutely painless. These Teeth Will Outlast Those Who Are Wearing Them If we can beautify your appearance and build up your health with a new set of Alve olar System teeth, or enable you to do away with a wobbly, unclean, partial plate or ill fitting piece of ordinary bridge-work, wouldn't it be the greatest service that could be done for you ? We make absolutely NO CHARGE for advice We examine your mouth ' and advise conscientiously E33 va' , J "It didn't hurt a bit. Now for my Alveolar Teeth." In a case like the above, all dentists throw up their hands and say there ia no hope ex cept In the use of a false plate. The Alveolar System solves the problem and now plates are seldom necessary unless every tooth Is gone. We are positively painlesa dentists in every branch, and for 30 days we make the following 22K Gold or Porcelain Crowns Bridge Work (all kinds) each tooth Silver Fillings We are expert plate makers Painless Extracting (free with all work) Write for our Booklet, which will be sent free, "The Great Alveolar Electric System.' We are the only real Alveolar Dentists in Portland. Beware of imitators. We do work for out-of-town people in shortest possible time. The Alveolar Electric Painless Dentists Dentists of 5 to 20 Years Active Practice in Portland N. L Corner Fourth and Washington Streets ' PORTLAND, .ORE Office Hours: 8 a. m. to 8 p. m. Entrance 110 1-2 4th St Sundays, 9 a. m. to 12. Phone A117I mm. lop Defered. WTien flrst I sought the writers' ranks My verse was taken in with thanks. Tis years since that Initial splash They've never sent the promised cash, ro wait and get no pay, I find. Is worse than having things declined. TlevPlnnd ptln Dpnlpr. . Mother will And Mm. Wlnalow's Soothing Byrup the b. at remedy to nae lor Ihell children (Luring ihe teething period. , Under Ko Obligation. "Senator, you surely will vote for this measure." "Why should I?" "It's for the benefit of posterity." "Posterity may go hang! I know a ready what posterity will say about me, and I'm going to get even with it before hand. 1 shall vote against the bill just to Bplte posterity." Only One "BROMO QUININE" That la LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for the atgnature of E. W. GROVE. Used the world over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c. lincrc Jerry. "I shouldn't wonder," said Uncle Jerry Peebles, "if there was something in this idee that the condition of a man's teeth has a whole lot to do with bis moral character. The biggest liar I ever knew in my life wore a full set of false teeth." Chicago Tribune. ' Ferry 'i are beat beranne every year liieit uiit.-i ttnauutw ftuiiiy,lieiiiy leoted a ml nut nn. Yon rim no risk of poorly ki'ptorrmnaiit storka. We take tlieimlns: ynniiotthereanllt. Rnyof ilia ufBieu.uiPTtii ami nioiii expert aeea (trow- ere in America, it is to onr ailvantaiteto satiety yun. we will. For snle every- wuere. uur i!v peea Annual ire. Write to D. M. FERRY ft CO, Dolrolt, Mien. P N U No. 7-09 w HEN -writing- to advertiiera pleaae mention tins paper. Egg-Phosphate BAKINCPOWDER Get it from POUND 25c your Grocer ED The ALVEO LAR SYSTEM is to the old time methods what Wireles is to the ordinary Telegraphy 9 r I EE3 tors money-saving prices: . $3.50 . $3.50 25c and 50c $3.50 up - - 50c A Flavoring'. It makes syrup better than Maple. J Sold by grocers.