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On to Her Calling.
Our Landlady It's the strangest
thing In the world! Do you know,
cur dear old pet cat disappeared very
suddenly yesterday.' Excuse me, Mr.
Rudolph, will you have another piece
of rabbit pie?
Mr. Rudolph (promptly) No,
thank you!
Our Landlady (an hour later)
That Is three more pies saved. This
season will be a profitable one, Indeed.
Dlapnted the Proposition.
"All that you are, my friend," said
the lecturer, singling out an elderly
man sitting In a front seat who ap
peared to be deeply Interested "all
that you are, I repeat, you owe to
heredity and environment."
"Gosh," exclaimed the' elderly man,
turning red with Indignation, "I never
had no dealln's with that firm in my
life, and I don't owe them or nobody
else a blamed cent !" Chicago Tribune.
A Discourage Digger.
"I see they say that when a diamond
passes a certain size it Is worth no
more than a smaller, one." -
"How's that?"
"If It's too large It Isn't marketable.
Nobody wants to wear a diamond as
bulky as a glass door knob."
"Is that so? Then it must be aw
fully discouraging for a man to dig up
a sparkler as big as a football."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
A Beauty Parlor.
There was a long silence.
"Gerald,' she said, breaking the mo
noFony. "what Is a 'beauty parlor.'?",
"A 'beauty parlor,' my dear," hi
whispered, moving closer.- "Why, thli
Is a 'beauty parlor.' "
'Tift Idea! Why so?"
"Why, any parlor would be a beauty
parlor If you were In it"
And after that the rest was easy.
She accepted blm on the spot
The data about the manufacture oi
teel ears in this country are not as defi
nite as might be desired, but the Railway
Age reports the number of all steel cars
ordered in 1007 to be 27.SO0, and of cars
with steel underfrnrpBs. 44.f00.
Pale, Thin,
Nervous ?
Then your blood must be in
a very bad condition. You
certainly know what to take,
then take it Ayer's Sarsa
parilla. If you . doubt, then
consult your doctor. Weknow
what he will say about this
grand old family medicine.
Sold for over 60 years.
Ttati It the first qnestlon yonr doctor would
k: "Are your bowels reirulart" He know,
that dally action of the bowels Is absolutely
esiential to recovery. Keep your lWer actlr
and your bowel, regular by taking laiaUr
doses of Ayor'i Mil.
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jtad by J. O. Ayer Oo., Lowell,
Also nuiuHiunri ok
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Refrigerator- Alarm.
Occaslonaly the busy housewife neg
lects to keep tab on the waste water
from the ice In the refrigerator, with
the result that the
f i .,.U
J o I & the Wh8te pipe t0
J I PjJ catch the drip wa-
If ' tor ntrorflnn-s Tha
1 drip pan being out
Pi N of sight, she has no
way of telling when
It Is almost full and
needs emptying.
THE ALARM.
This overflowing of the waste water is
neatly prevented by the contrivance
shown in the accompanying illustra
tion, which the Inventor calls a "refrig
erator alarm." Extending from a
bracket attached to the refrigerator is
a pivoted "float" which rests In the
waste water basin. As the water in
the basin Increases the float gradually
rises also. When the water reaches
a predetermined height a small project
ing arm comes In contact with a spring
bell, causing the latter to ring until
the basin is withdrawn. With this
warning the housewife knows Instantly
when the rcfr'.scrator needs attention.
Rice Saote
Pick over and wash one cup of rice
Add It gradually to vigorously boiling
salted water and cook until tender. Al
low much more water than the rice will
absorb In order to keep the kernels -ep-arate.
When done, drain, allowing old
water to run through it for a few sec
onds. Drain again. Melt a level table
spoon of butter in a rrylng pan and
saute a little of the rice at a time,
browning slightly. Season with more
lt, If necessary.
Harahmallow Filling.
Dissolve five teaspoonfuls powdered
gum arable In half a cup of cold water,
add half a cupful powdered sugar and
boll until thick enough to form a soft
boll between the fingers when dropped
Into Ice water. Pour upon the
white of an egg beaten stiff, flavor with
a teaspoonful of vanilla and a few
drops of lemon Juice and spread on the
cake with a knife dipped. In hot water.
Fruit Punch.
Put into a bowl the pulp and juice
of eight good-sized oranges with the
Juice of two lemons, two sliced bananas
and a small cup granulated sugar.
When the sugar Is melted put In a heap
ing tablespoonful minced pineapple. Let
It stand a few minutes before pouring
on a block of Ice In a punch bowl. Just
before serving add a quart of apolli.
narls or other charged water.
Eggleaa, Chocolate Icing.
Melt half cake unsweetened chocolate,
add three-quarters cup sugar, make a
smooth paste of one teaspoonful corn
starch and a little cold water in a cup
and then fill the cup with boiling water.
Put this In chocolate and be sure It Is
perfectly smooth before taking from
Btove. Flavor with vanilla. It Is best
to make It In a double boiler.
Baked Bananaa.
Strip back one section of the skin,
remove the fruit, scrape It and replace,
covering it with the skin. Place in an
agate pan, allowing one banana for
each person. Bake In a moderate oven
until ine skins are dark and the pulp
tender. Slip the pulp on to a serving
dish and pour round.
Waffle.
Sift a pint of flour twice with a tea
spoonful each of baking powder and
salt Beat three eggs, yolks and white
separate, and add to the yolks two cups
of sweet milk, then stir this liquid into
the sifted flour. Beat until smooth, add
the stiffened whites of the eggs, and
pour Into heated and greased waffle
Irons.
Milk Froatlng for Cake
One and a half cups sugar, half-cup
milk, one teaspoon butter, half-teaspoon
vanilla. Melt the butter in a saucepan,
then add sugar and milk. Boil gently
without stirring for thirteen minutes.
Beat until stiff enough to spread, then
add flavoring and spread over cake.
Doughnut.
Half a teacup thin sour cream or rich
buttermilk, one teaspoon soda dissolved
In a scant teacup of sweet milk, one tea
spoon salt, one and one-half teacups
Sugar, made Into a dough with flour n
little stiffer than when eggs are used,
Flavor with nutmeg.
Honey Cake.
llalf-cup honey, half-cup sugar, half
cup butter, one egg, two cups flour, one
Plin fVlsl nnrat nm InncnnnnnU ii
powder. Flavor with lemon or vanilla
Griddle Cake.
One cup flour, one cup apple, half cub
sugar, half teaspoonful soda, pinch salt
I wet with water until as thick ag honey
and fry.
Holding HU Job.
Michael Callahan, a section boss for
the Southern railroad, has a keen
Gaelic wit One warm afternoon while
walking along the railroad tracks he
found a section hand placidly sleeping
beside the rails. Callahan looked dis
gustedly at the delinquent for a full
minute and then remarked:
"Slope on, ye lazy spalpeen, slape
, .... "o juu eiiipe you ve got !
a Job, but when you wake up you ain't '
it r t i ... - - '
bui, uuue. uii'i'iui'oirs Magazine.
Lightning aa She Saw It.
While little Gertrude was looking out
of a window during a thunderstorm
she saw a flash of lightning play
along a telegraph wire.
"Oh, mamma," she exclaimed. "I
Just saw a piece of the sun fall down
from the sky !" New York Press.
Mother win find Mri. Window Soothing-
Byrup the best remedy to use for iheir children
Perfectly Plain.
With all the Impartiality of the par
tisan, Prof. Price set forth the con-!
tentions of both political parties regard- j
lng the tariff.
At the close of his talk he was sur
rounded by the fair members of the
Woman's Current Events Club.
"Oh. Prof. Price," cooed the fairest
"thank you so much for your perfectly
lovely talk! I understand all about
the tariff now. It's just like a lover's
comparisons the free-traders are the
other girls 1"
Not Disappointed.
Adam Zawfox What's got you so
much interested in that there paper?
Job Sturkey I'm looking over this list
ef a hundred men that owns all the
money in the country. I thought mebby
my name would be there, but it ain't
Well, I didn't much 'ipect to find it, no
how. There la mora Catarrh In this section of tha
country than all otaer diseases put together,
and until the last few rears was auppoaed to be
Incurable. For a great many years doctora
fironounced Ha local disease and prescribed
ocal remedies, and by constantly failing to
cure with local treatment, pronounced it In
curable. Science haa pro. en catarrh to be a
constitutional disease and therefore requirei
conBtiiutionaltreatment. Hall'aCatarrh Cure,
manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo,
Ohio, la the only constitutional cure on the
market. It is taken internally in doses from 10
drops to a teaspoonful. It acta directly on the
blood and mncoua surfaces of the system.
They offer one h tindred dol lars for any caae it
fails to cure. Send for circulars and testi
monials. -
Address: F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Hold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Hall's Family Fills for constipation.
Hakes a Difference.
"If a man loses his pocketbook,"
laid the moralizer, "he thinks the chap
who finds It Is no better than a thief
if he doesn't return it"
"Yes," rejoined the demoralizer, "but
If he finds some other fellow's pocket
book well, it comes like pulling teeth
to give it up."
Her Grievance.
"Mr. Clugston," laid the caller, "you
may stop my paper."
"It doesn't fit your pantry shelves, per
haps, ma'am," said the editor ef the
Spiketown Blizzard, sarcastically.
"That hain't got nothing to do with it."
"You've found that you can borrow it
from a neighbor hereafter?"
"That ain't the reason, neither."
"Possibkjr you don't like the editorial
policy of the paper."
"No, sir ; I don't My nephew was ar
rested last week for stealin' a hog, and
you didn't say a word about It !"
He Aimed High.
To the uninitiated observer some of
the gymnastics performed In a game
of football are beyond explanation.
The story is told of a half-back who
complained to his family about the In
justice of allowing football players to
wear head protectors.
"I should think It was most neces
sary," said his mother, who had wit
nessed one game with many tremors.
"Look at the front teeth your poor
cousin Frederick lost!"
'That may be," said her son, stub
bornly, ut look at me, laid up for
two weeks with a' lame foot Just from
kicking a fellow's nose-gear!"
St. Vitas Dance and all Nervous Diseases
ocrmanently cured br Dr. Kline's ureal
irve Restorer. 8end for FBEE a2 trial hnttu m.n
metis. Sr. XL H. Kline, Ld.,831 Arch UL, PliUa.,Pa
HI Idea of One.
The teacher in the Darktown schoor
was hearing the class in geography.
"What is known as the Great Divide?"
she asked.
"Cuttin' a big watermelon 1" answered
little 'Rastus with a grin that showed all
his ivories. Chicago Tribune.
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ml OPEN ALL THE YEAR
U U Clatsop beach Seaside, Oreoon
"Tup Directly on the beach overlooking
nc the ocean. Hot aalt hatha and
QC Ban parlors. Electric light. Fire.
ur nlaca and steam heat. Vln w&lke
flRmnN'l and drives. Sea foods a spec
UKtUUn ,ltT. Rates. 12.60 and 1X00
per lay. -Special rate by the week.
DAN. J. MOOlti., Proprietor
P N U
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w
HKK writing to adTertUer pleas I
neniioa tins paper. I
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
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bow to dye, blsaculand taix colors. MONROE DRUG) COMPANY, Qulncy, uunola.
MO OWE CAN
I Pe-ru-na Pre--C2:5tlPC!
Uents Catchijifrjrjjd
Many people persist in tiding on the street cars, liiBufliciently protected
by clothing.
They start out perhaps in the heat of the day, and do not feel the ceei
of wraapa.
The rapid moving oft he car cools the body unduly. When they board
the car perhaps they are slightly perspiring;. When the body is In this
condition it is easily chilled. This is especially true when a person is sit
ting. Beginning a street car ride in the middle of the day and ending it in the
evening almoft invariably requires extra wraps, but people do net obterve
these precautions, hence they catch cold.
Colds are very frequent in the Spring on Ihis account, and as the Sum
mer advances they do not deciease. During the Spring months do one
should think of riding on the car 'without being provided with a wrap.
, A cold caught in the Spring is liable to lait through the entire Summer.
Great caution should be observed at this season against exposure to told.
During the first few pleasant days of Knrinj, the UnlHty i.( poichinj finld la
great.
No wonder so many people acquire muscular rheumatism and catarrhal
diseases during this season.
However, in spite of the greatest precautions, colds will be caught.
At the appearance of the first symptom, Peruna should be taken accord
ing to directions on the bottle, and continued nntil evtry symptom disap
pears. Do not put it off. Do not waste tlma by taking other remedies. Begin
at once to take Peruna and continne taking it until you are positive that
the cold haa entirely disappeared. This may save you a loug and perhaps
serious illness later on. ,
Bad Effects From Cold.
Mr. M J. Deutsch, Secretary Build
ing Material Trades Council, 151 Wash
ington St., Chicago, III., writes:
"I have found your medicine to be
onnsuallv efficacious in getting rid of
bad effects from cold, and more espe
cially in driving away all symptoms of
catarrh, with which I am frequently
troubled. v
"The relief Peruna gives in catarrhal
troubles alone ia well worth the price
per bottle. I have nsed the remedy for
several years now."
Spells of Conghing.
Mrs. C. . Long, writes from At-
wood, Colorado, as follows: .
"When I wrote you for advice my
little three-year old girl had a cough
that had been troubling her for four
months. She took cold easily, and
Glrlng Hint a Pointer.
"Naegus," said Bonis, "you've seen
that story of mine that's running through
one ef the magazines. How would you
adviie me to wind it up? I want to give
It -a happy ending."
"Put all the characters in the story,"
answered Naggus, "aboard an excursion
steamer for a moonlight ride. Send the
boat out to the middle of the lake "
"Yeir
"And blow It up."
A Hungarian student who was plucked
at a recent examination at Klausenburg
shot himself, but first winged an examiner.
OUCH. OH MY BACK"
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THIS SOVEREIGN REMEDY TH EY CAN'T RESIST
Price 25c
SHOES AT ALL
r PRICES. FOR EVERY
MEMBER OFTHE FAMILY,
MEN, BOYS, WOMEN, MISSES AND CHILDREN.
aSa. W;L. Douglas makam end noM CA
VQ) nton'a$2.6a,$3.00mnd$a.B0uhomm
ir thmn mny orhee manufacturer In thm
JJteT" world, hocaumm ihmy hold thalr H(ta3
aha pa, fit bailor, woar lonomr, mnd
3n mro or praater valua thmn any othar otns,
ahooafn tha world to-day. JB
W. L Douglas $4 and $5 Gilt (dee Shoes Cannot
ar- ia irri its. w. I DoliIus name and mice
Sold by the best shoe dealers eTerywliera. tilioea
batwl (,'Meloa free to any address.
ALWAYS AVOID
One Dose in
Time, Saves
Nine.
would o-heeae and have spells of cough
ing that would sometimes last for half
an hour.
"iSuv we can never thank yon enough
for the change you have made in our
little one's health. Before she began
taking your Peruna she Buffeted every
thing in the way of cough, colds and
croup, but now ehe has taken not qni'e
a bottle oi Peruna, and ib well and strong
aa she has ever been In her life."
Pe-ru-na for Colds.
Mr. James Moirison, 68 East 16 tb
St., Paterson, N. J , writes:
"I have given Peruna a fair trat, and
I find it to ba just what you clai' -
be. I cannot praise it too hi I
have used two buttles in my fm, ,'r
colds, and everything ituapirmb . (
can safely say that your medicine is the
best I have ever used."
I.oat (he Connection.
Mrs. Chtigwater, in looking over, the
morning paper, had come across a Ilns
that looked like this :
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"Josiah," she untied, showing it to him,
"what does this mean?"
"It means," said Mr. Chugwater, "that
the line's out of order. Same old story.
Can't you see?'
01 Stnull Valn'e.
The nose of the Egyptian sphinx had
dropped off.
"Let it go," said the sphinx, speaking
for the first and only time. "It wasn't s -Grecian
nose, anynnv."
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