Lincoln County leader. (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, August 12, 1904, Image 7

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    Catarrh
Whether It is of the nose, throat, stomach,
bowels, or more delicate organs, catarrh Is
always debilitating and should never tail of
attention.
It Is a discbarge from the mncons mem
brane when kept In a state of Inflammation
by an impure, commonly scrofulous, con
dition of the blood.
Hood'sSarsaparilla
Core all forms of catarrh, radically and
permanently it removes tbe cause and
overcomes all the effects. Get Hood's.
Got the Tune All Right.
A new Irish porter was put at work
on an English train. The head porter,
Bays Household Words, directed the
new man to imitate him closely, and
thereby learn his duties.
When tbe first train came into the
station the head porter shouted, "Fer
ryhill; change for Hartlepool, Stockton
and Middlesborough; chauge for Spen
nymoor, Coxhoe and Trimdon; keep
your seats going north."
Barney strode after him and shout
ed in a louder voice: "Fareyhill;
change for Dahore, Umphump, Too
talooral, Diderham; change for Cox
comb, Morrbam, Findham, Coldhaiu;
kape your seats where you are."
Tbe station-master called him aside
and showed him the right names on
tbe time-table.
Barney removed bis cap and said po
litely, "Thank you, sor. I got bold of
tbe music, but I couldn't catch tbe
vnrd","
CASTOR I A
Tor Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
The Point or View.
"Have you a good cook 7" asked Mrs.
Bond Hill.
"Yes, she's food enough," replied Mrs.
Chester Park. "She attends church
three times a week and all that, but her
cooking is something fierce."
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslows's Soothing
Byrup the beat remedy to use for their children
during the teething period..
Knew the Bex.
"Your wife is a very sick woman,"
said the grave old physician, "and while
I do not wish to alarm you, 1 have my
doubts an to her recovery."
"Oh. she'll pull through all right, doc
tor," replied the wise husband. "Her
dressmaker sent home a new gown yes
terday and she hasn't tried it on."
KKeeley liouor-morphine-tobacco
1 v' TOR FULL PARTICULARS
imwi tw muYiwrnvrt.- powtlanp.oue,
President Roosevelt has delivered 370
speeches within two and a half yeursw
It is Baid he has broken the record.
5p
Xm. -sM2.
Miss M. Cartledge gives some
helpful advice to young girls.
Her letter is but one of thou
sands which prove that nothing
is so helpful to young girls who
are just arriving at the period of
womanhood as Lydia E. Fink
ham's Vegetable Compound.
" Dbab Mrs. Ptnkham: I canmt
praise Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound too highly, for it
is the only medicine I ever tried which
cured me. I suffered much from my
first menstrual period, I felt so weak
and dizzy at times 1 could not pursue
my studies with the usual interest.
My thoughts became sluggish, 1 had
headaches, backaches and sinking
epells, also pains in the back and lower
limbs. In fact, I was sick all over.
" Finally, after many other remedies
had been tried, we were advised to get
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, and I am pleased to say
that after taking it only two weeks, a
wonderful change for the better took
place, and in a short time I was ir
fierfect health.- I felt buoyant, full of
ife,' and found all work a pastime. I
am indeed glad to tell my experience
with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound, for it made a dif
ferent girl of me. Yours very truly,
Miss M. Cabtlxdge, 533 Whitehall St,
Atlanta, Oa." fSOOO forfeit If original of
ten litltr prating giuiln$nu$tannet 0 product
MRIfWHERI ALL tiff AIU.
iMt Cough Byrup. Tula Ooud. UN
In time. Bom by ru-ffl.ta .
PRESIDENTS AS SPORTSMEN.
Booaerelt Not the Only One to Indulge
In Hunting.
Persons interested in the bia- mm
hunting trips and the daily athletic
exercises of President Roosevelt need
only to examine the records of form
er presidents to learn that he is bv
no means the first executive to anend
his vacations and leisure hours in the
pursuance of sports, says the Phila
delphia Ledger. No more arduous fish
erman and duck shooter could be im
agined than President Cleveland. At
his home near Buzzard's Bay he spent
every moment of his leisure time In
his favorite pastime with the rod and
reel. It was a common thing to see
Mr. Cleveland out to catch the proper
tide even before dawn, and his skill
is said to have been equal to that of
any of the old shellbacks in the neigh
borhood when it came to playing a
bass.
Nor was President Cleveland the
first to dignify the ground which Is
popularly called the "presidential hunt
ing preserves." President Harrison
went duck shooting along the shores
of these waterways and hunted every
foot of them clear to the sea. AH
sorts of wild duck abound in this dis
trict, among them canvasbacks, and
besides these quail, pheasant, snipe, and
wild turkey are to be found. President
Harrison was a fairly good shot wllh
a gun, but his first venture proved
slightly disappointing, for he mistook
a black pig belonging to a negro for a
raccoon. He offered at once to settle
for the pig, but the patriotic owned
declared on the ground that he hud
been highly honored by a president of
the United States shooting his pig,
and that the proud distinction would
be handed down from one' generation
to another In his family. President
Harrison never took much to horse
back riding nor to field sports, but
with shooting be fell more and more
in love as he became older. He even
shot buck from a "sneak-box," an
achievement of which any duck hunter
may well be proud.
Before George Washington became
Gen. Washington be hunted all over
this same ground. After he became
a general be had little time for hunt
ing and shooting, but he was passion
ately fond of horseback riding and
was considered an excellent horseman
even during the days when lumbering
stage coaches were responsible for
much riding in the saddle and when
horsemen were plentiful.
Curious to say, fond as President
Cleveland and Harrison were of the
water front, neither of them ever found
pleasure in swimming. President John
Qulncy Adams was by all odds tho
swimmer president of the White
House. Next to Benjamin Franklin
he was the best swimmer of any public
man in Washington. President Adams
also was a remarkable walker and
frequently combined his two hobbies.
Often he arose before dawn, walked
as far as Georgetown, " where he had
a secluded nook, and stripping plung
ed into the Potomac. Then, after a
long, refreshing swim, he would dress
and walk back to his home, where he
arrived by break of day, ready for
whatever came.
President Arthur was always espe
cially fond of camping "and hunting
and fishing, and on one occasion was
100 miles from where he might have
been reached by telegraph wire.' Bass
and trout were Mr. Arthur's favorites.
He is said to have been remarkably
expert at casting the fly, and once,
when on a visit south, the Fishing
club of Louisville presented him with
an exquisite rod, suitably engraved,
and of this the president ever felt espe
cially proud.
President Garfield was also given to
the pursuit of sports. He did not care
for fishing, however. Hunting was hi
pet diversion. But aside from this be
took a lively Interest In all sorts of
field sports, especially In the national
game, baseball. At no time was theis
a more enthusiastic baseball "crank"
in Washington than was the president.
He was elected an honorary member
of the old National baseball club, and
he frequently attended the games play
ed by his team, and followed Its victor
ies with a Jealous eye in the morning
newspapers. Billiards was another
favorite diversion with resident 'Gar
field. During his administration a new
billiard table was placed in the base
ment of the White House, and here he
played almost regularly every after
noon. President Garfield also was fond
of horseback riding. Taking him all
In all, he was probably the most all
round sporting president, for no mat
ter what the sport he felt at least a
mild Interest In it.
Original Descent.
Mrs. Mushroom That's a very
pretty dinner service you've got, Mrs.
Lineage.
Mrs. Lineage Yes, those are some
specimens of our family heirlooms.
They have been in our family for gen
erations. You see, each piece bears
our family crest
Mrs. Mushroom That's Just splen
did! But wait till you see the family
china I've ordered. I'm going to have
a different family crest on each plate.
Talkl What an unreliable thing it
Isi
SAVED CHILD'S LIFE,
A Remarkable Cure of Dropsy by Dodd's
Kidney' Pills.
Sedgwick. Ark., July 11. The case
of W. 8. Taylor's little son is looked
upon- by those interested in medical
matters as one of tbe most wonderful
on iecord. In this connection his fath
er makes the following statement:
"Last September, my little boy had
dropsy; his ieet and limbs were
swollen to such an extent that he could
not walk or put his shoes on. The
treatment that the doctors were giving
him seemed to do him no good and two
or three people said his days were
short, even the doctors, two of the best
in the country told me he would not
get better. I stopped theii medicine
and at once sent for Dodd's Kidney
Pills. . I gave him ,hree pills a day,
one morning, noon and night for fight
davs; at the end of the eighth day the
swelling was all gone, but to give the
medicine justice, I gave him eleven
more pills. I used thirty-five pills in
all and he was entirely cured. 1 con
sider your medicine saved my child's
life. When the thirty-five pills were
iven him, he could run, dance and
sing, whereas before he was an invalid
in his mother's arms from morning
until night."
No Doubt About 1U
"Uncle," said the high school young
man, "Is 'politics' singular or plural?"
"Sonny," was the reply, "In de palit
of de country whah I come f'uin dey's
sing'lar, mighty sing'lur." Washing
ton Star.
Next to the Greatest.
Knobbins Oh. I suooose you think
your father the greatest man that evei
was.
Billings I'll not go so far as that;
but he certainly was the greatest be
fore I came upon the stage. Boston
Transcript.
A Delicate Point.
Msgistrate You are charged with
hugging and kissing women against their
will.
Prisoner I was so drunk, your honor,
that I couldn't tell a pretty woman from
an ugly one.
"That is no excuse."
"No, but it explains why they ob
jected." Merely a Kemlnder.
"Yes," remarked young DeBorenr as
the clock chimed the hour of 11 p. m.,
"I'm aw very absent niiniled, (lonelier
know? I'm' always forgetting something
that I aw should wemember."
"I have noticed that," rejoined Miss
Caustique. "You evcu forget how to tell
time by the clock."
Deupej-ate loiitn.
On the thirtieth floor of the office
building Percy Pen leuned out of the
window.
"Refuse me," he cried, "and In ten
miiiutes I will be found on that side
walk far below."
Agnes, the beautiful stenographer,
shuddered and accepted him. After
the wedding she said, softly:
"And would you really have Jumped
out of the window?"
. Percy Pen grinned.
"No, darling; I intended taking the
elevator down."
METHODS OF THE QUACK.
New Tork la Ilia Chosen Field, an
Eaetern Medico Sajra.
The physicians of Philadelphia and
Boston sniff more or less haughtily,
at the ways of their fellow healers of j
New York, according to a very frank
and conservative physician of this
town. The conversation at the start
was about new remedies, concerning I
many of which the doctor, who was
taking his own profession to task, was
very skeptical. :
"The spirit of empiricism," he said,
"Is altogether too prevalent in this
city and it is growing every year.
For the sake of money, for the sake
of advertising without appearing to
udvertise, many physicians who. are
rated as reputable are trying all sorts
of ways of violating the good old
spirit of medical ethics without of
fending against the letter and being
called to account by tbelr associates.
"It Is in tbe field of so-called new
remedies and discoveries that the evil
Is most manifest. Quackery has im
proved its methods and glossed over
Its activities with a veneer of what
passes for scientific research. Scien
tific expression and Latin names have
been . more generally adopted to de
scribe what the quack of a generation
or so ago would have been satisfied to
call a plain 'cure-all,' and hawk at
the country fairs.' Now it is different
The empiric produces his concoction
and cajoles some physician Into writ
ing a quasi-scientific article about It
for a medical Journal.
"That is all thnt is needed. Men
of standing accept the fact, whatever
it may be, and furnish the articles;
and journals, regardless of the fact
that they have reputations to sustain,
print them. Then they are reprinted
far and wide as contributions by Dr.
So-and-So, graduate of this, that and
tbe other medical school, to such and
such a Journal. Rural physicians all
over the country read and believe, and
a demand for -the new stuff Is prac
tically assured.
"Hundreds of these new things are
brought out every year, and although
they all have advocates. It Is fair to
say that not more than one in a hun
dred is worthy of adoption by the pro
fession or of being rated as a gen
uine contribution to the science of
medicine.
"It Is in this city thnt most of them
are fathered and touted,' and, as I
said before, the practice has brought
us into more or less disrepute with
the more conservative and less avari
cious physicians of Boston and Phila
delphia. Of course, in consideration
of a question like this, Chicago doesn't
count." New York Sun.
Ayer's
Bald? Scalp shiny and thin?
Then It's probably too late.
You neglected dandruff, If
you had only taken our ad
vice, you would have cured
Hair Vigor
the dandruff.saved your hair,
and added much to it. If
not entirely bald, now is your
opportunity. Improve it.
"I have used Avar's Fair Vliror for over 40
jmi. I m now l vesrs old and have a heavy
growth of rich brown lialr, due, I think, en
Uralr to Avar's Hair Vigor."
Mas. M. A. KllTH, Belleville. 111.
100 a bottle.
Allririiffirlite-
for
J. O. HTHOO,
Lowell. Mhim
Good Hair
Mistake Somewhere.
"Mr. Millyuns," suid the poor but
aristocratic widow, "allow me to pre
sent my three charming daughters."
"Good henvens, madam!" exclaim
ed young Millyuns, "there must be a
mistake somewhere. I'm not a sena
tor from Utah."
American pork is no longer prohibited
in Turkey.
Cuba grows nearly one-third of the
world's sugar cane.
The wjt and the fool are only relations
by marriage.
The Japanese carry $US,000,000 of Ufa
insurance, $103,000,000 of fire, and $303,
(M 10 000 of mnrine Insurance.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature of
Seo Facsimile Wrapper Below.
Terr uaall
te take
ad aa eaey
assagai. .
CARTERS
FOR HEADACHE.
FOR DIZZINESS.
FOR BILIOUSNESS.
FOR TORPID LIVER.
FOR CONSTIPATION.
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
FOR THE COMPLEXION
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"JMUUILUBUIIt
LINCOLN FOND OF CIRCUIT.
Welcomed by All the Other Lawyers
and by the Landlords. .
Following the court about on the cir
cuit was, no doubt, the Joy, of Lin
coln's life. He was so fond of it that
he declined a flattering offer to enter a
lucrative Inw partnership In Chicago,
because, as he contended, It would ne
cessitate more or less confinement in
the office and therefore keep him 'off
the circuit.
Seated in a one-horse buggy, behind
a sorry-looking Animal, he would set
out from Springfield to be gone . for
weeks at a stretch. The lawyers, as he
drove Into each successive place, eager
ly anticipating a new stock of stories,
gave him a cordial welcome and the
landlords hulled his coming with de
light, for hev was one of the most
patient and uncomplaining guests. "If
every other fellow," relates one of bis
colleagues, "grumbjed at the indiffer
ent accommodations and scant fare
which greeted us at many of the clin
gy taverns we struck Lincoln said
nothing."
Ills forbenrance in this regard well
warrants the observation he Is said
on one occasion to have mude, that
he never so completely felt bis "own
unworthlness as when he stood fuce to
fuce with a real, live hotel clerk." How
he appeared on the circuit may be
gleaned from this sketch of him drawn
by Henry C. Whitney, one of his col
leagues In Central Illinois, who is yet
living:
"His hat was brown, faded and the
nap usuully worn or rubbed off. He
wore a short cont and sometimes a
shawl. His coat and vest hung loose
ly on his giant. frame. His trousers
were invariably too short. In one hand
he carried a faded green umbrella with
'A. Lincoln' In large white cotton or
muslin letters, sewed on the Inside.
The knob was gone from the handle
and a piece of cord was usually tied
around the middle of the umbrella to
keep it from flying open. In the other
hand he carried a carpet bag, in which
wore stored the few papers he used in
court and underclothing enough to Inst
till his return to Springfield." Cen
tury. Handicapped.
"You don't laugh enough while you
are eating, my friend."
"How can I? My wife insists upon
having new onions every meal and
they make me cry." Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Beware of the man who freely gives
advice. He probably wants to get rid
of It
Then They Dined.
"You are sweet enough to eat," said
the very young man who imagined be
had the love maFket cornered.
"Thanks," rejoined tho matter-of-fact
maid. "There's a small restaurant
Just around the corner."
You Can act Allen's Foot-Eas FREE.
Write Allen S. Olmsted. La Rov.N. Y.. for a
Iree sample of aubii rool-i.a. II cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
sew or tight shof a easy. A certain cure for
corns, ingrowing nalla and bunions. All drug
gists sen it. ac. uon i accept any suosuiute.
Kangaroo farming Is to become an
eRtublished institution in Australia.
riTA Permanently unrM. ivomsor nervousness
110 after first day's useof Dr. Kllne'stireat Nerve
Restorer. 8end for Free trial bnttleand treatise.
Dr. M.. 11. Kline. Ltd.. W Arch bt.. Philadelphia, Pa.
Nearly 800 patents have been granted
to Edison.
$100 Reward, $100.
The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science naff been able to cure In all its
itageB, ami that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
(Jure is the only positive cute known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a coustitu
tional dlnease, requires a constitutional treat
ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure in taken internally,
acting directly upou the Mood and mucous
lurlaces of the system, thereby dvBtroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the pa
tient strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so ntuoh fnlth In its curative
powers that they oiler One Hundred Hollars
lor any case that it falls to cure, Beud for list
uf testimonials.
Address. F. J. UHCNI.I at tu., ioiouo, u.
Bold by druggists, 76c
Hall's Family i'ills i
are the best.
Diphtheria can only be diagnosed ty a
bacteriological examination, and can he
absolutely cured by the administration
of antitoxin early in the disease.
For bronchial troumes try TMso's Cure
for Consumption. It is a good cough
medicine. At driiggints, price 25 cents.
-The Romans bnd a god of boundar
ies, Terminus. His statue was a post
set in the ground to murk tbe limits
of fields. ,
PRICES THAT TALK.
Thrcshermcn and Hawmtl 1 Men Note! 1M1 n.
KntllcHs Mnon Hutched, Heavy Canvas, 4 ply, 7
Inch HeltltiK, :7.(io. M) n. Inch wide, name lut
above, .li.otl. Tank 1'onipn complete, with is 11.2
inch Huctton IIohc, 10 ft. Ilincliarge Hose, with Itoy.
Kcl and strainer, 110.50. Helling, Honp and Packing
at wholesale prices. (Icncrul atfency for Purson
-llawkeye Well' Feeder. Lane Mlnniile mill, run only
40 days, at a bargain. Write lor catalogs.
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knows the action of over aUO different rem
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