Tht Itch Fiend
That is Salt Rheum, or Eczema one
of the outward manifestations of ecrof-
"n comes in itching, burning, oozing,
(Irvintr, and scaling patches, on the face,
head, handH, legs or body.
It cannot be cured by outward appli
cationsthe blood must be rid of the
impurity to which it ia due.
flood's Sarsaparilla
Has cured the most persistant and diffi
cult cases. Accept no substitute for
Hood's no substitute acts like it.
tufr Ctrllrlno-lv Nnhle.
o j "
"So your daughter ia going to marry
a nobleman."
"Yea," answered Mr. Cumrox;
"he's enly a nobleman by profession.
Personally I must eay be strikes me aa a
pretty common sort." Washington
6tar.
Limited Opportunity.
"Did you call at Roxley's house?"
ln4nired the young doctor's wife.
"Yes, and I wish he had sent for me
looner."
"Gracious! Ia he seriously ill?"
"Quite the revrese. I'm afraid he'll
be all right again before I get in a half
dozen visits."
100 KICTVAKD 6100.
The readers of this paper will bo pleased to
loaru tuat tuvru in at icnal ouu Uicuueti uirease
that science has been able to cure in all lis
liases, and that is catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure
is the only positive, cure known to the medical
(raternity. Catarrh belue a constitutional dis
ease, requires a constitutional treatment.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system, thereby destroying the founda
tion of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work. The pro
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gold by druggists, 75c.
Uall'B Family Pills are the boct-
Just as Qood.
Elderly Customer Have you any
preparations that will eradicate wrin
kles? Conscientious Druggist No, ma'am,
but we have a preparation that will fill
them up. Chicago Tribune.
The Real Thing.
"How cultured and polished that
Mrs. Kazamms ia."
"I know it. Whenever a person
sings anything she always calls it ren
dering it, doesn't she?" Chicago
Record-Herald. .
A Permanent Cure.
Hodge You mean to eay that Chris
tian (science cured you? '
Podge Sura!
Hodge Of appendictis?
Podge No. Of Chriatian Science.
Brooklyn Life.
Plso's Cure in a good cough medicine.
It has cured coughs and colds for forty
years. At druggists, 25 cents.
Ready for Easter.
Deacon Cobba William, if your
father sohuld have $10 and some one
should give him $5, what would he
. have?
William Nothing; but ma would
have a new hat. Chicago News.
GOOD BLOO
SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
You know when rich, red blood is coursing through
the veins, for it shows in the brightness of the eye, the
beauty and clearness of the complexion, the smooth, fair
Ekin. and rnhust. VimHTiv constitution. It is eood blood
that imparts strength and energy to the body and keeps it in a state ol
healthfulness aad vigor. Good blood is the foundation of good health, and
to be physically and mentally sound it must be kept pure and untainted.
reopie with good blood possess strong,
steady nerves and are blest with good
appetites and digestion, and enjoy
sound, refreshing sleep. If we could
always maintain the purity of the
blood then we might enjoy perpetual
health, but it becomes infected and
Eoisoned and most of the ills that afflict
umanity and undermine the constitu
tion are caused by an impoverished
or polluted condition o this vital fluid.
' When the blood is diseased the skin
loses its healthy appearance, and the
complexion, its freshness and beauty
and becomes red and rough and full of
pimples and splotches. Itching, scaly
eruptions, blackheads, boils and rashes
break out upon the body when the
blood is too poor or too thin and acid,
and is not supplying proper nourish
ment to the system. Debility, poor
ppetite, bad digestion, restless sleep
and nervousness more often come from
ClltfrnSoV. 1 LI J It.-.. ntViol-
cause. To build up the blood, restore its lost properties and make it ncn
and nutritious again is the only rational treatment, and the proper way to
get rid of akin troubles. There is no remedy like S. S. S. to accomplish thia
disappear, the appetite improves, the complexion clears and you get rid of
those miserable depressing feelings and nervousness, and 'orel he
blessings of good health. 1. S. S. fs nature's remedy for all blood and skin dis
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Looking for a Chance.
Mrs. Gobang This paper says that a
Kansas man sold his wife for $8.
Gobang I wonder if it will ever be
my luck to run across a fellow who is
throwing money away? New York
Times.
Not Too Precipitate.
"Ah, Georgie, dear," she said to the
duke, "why don't you go to papa to
day? Delaware dangerous, you know."
v"Ye8' 1 realize that," he replied,
but I've only known you three days
and these get-rich-quick schemes al
ways eeem to be so risky." Chicago
Record-Hreald. .
The Cxeat Worry.
Weary Waggles Are ye interested
in these chainless bicycles, Tim?
Tired Tim No; the chainless dog is
the only thing that worries me.
Wcrld's Comic.
CITO Permanently Cured. No fitsor nervousness
ri 10 after Hmday'suseofCr.Kllne'sUreatNerv
Dr. It. H. Kline, Ltd.. 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa,
Asks No More.
Tom I can't help asking my fiance
occasionally why she lovea me.
Dick Me, too. Mine aways givea
me a very satisfactory answer.
Tom That so? What does she say?
Dick Because. Philadelphia Public
Ledger. -
His Experience.
"Pa," said the boy, looking up from
his book, "what does a man's 'better
half, mean?" "Usually, my son,"
replied hia father from behind the
evening paper, "she meana exac'.ly
what she say a."
To Honor Great Philosopher.
There is a project of erecting a mon
ument to the philosopher Kant in Ber
lin to be unvieled on the occasion of
the hundredth anniversary of his death
in 1K04.
Making Allowances.
Bronson I don't 6ee why you should
be so angry at your son for marrying.
We have to make allowances for the
young, you know.
MunBon Confound it, that's what
I'm kicking about! I not only have to
make an allowance for him, but now
I'll have to make one for his wife, too.
Wife dives Him Pie.
"I rather enjoy being without a
hired girl." "Why bo?" "Becauae
I can always coax my wife to give me
pie for breakfast." Philadelphia
Plain Dealer.
Converting Hlm.
"I hear there was some romance con
nected with your marriage?"
"Nothing romantic about it. Our re
ligious views differed, my wife main
taining that the only hell there ia ia
upon earth, and she married me to
prove it." Indianapolis Sun.
Wbnt He Married On.
"Tom Higginside married, you cay,
on $10 a week? That took nerve any
how. What was he working at?"
"Nothing. It waa the girl that was
earning the $10."
I was In wretched health; my blood
waa In bad order, my cam belns?
rery much ulcerated. I bearan the use
of 8. 8. 8., and In a remarkably abort
time waa sound and well. SCy appe
tite lnoreaaed wonderfully and my
food aareed with me. X think It la a
fine family medicine.
MBS. M. B. DAVIDSON.
Bockmart, G.
For three yeara Z bad Tatter oa my
banda. Fart of the time the dlaeaae
waa in the form of running eorea,
Tery painful and earning? me muob
diecomfort. Four doctora aald the
Tetter bad progressed too far to be
eured, and they could do nothing for
me. I took only three bottlee of 8.8.B.
and waa completely oured. Thle was
fifteen yeara ago, and Z bare sever
inoa aeen any algn of my old trouble.
MBS. Z.. B. JAOKBON.
687 St. Paul BU Kansas City, Kaa,
and it does u prompuy wu uuuuguiv.
S. S. S. antidotes and removes from the
blood all poisons and humors, and restores
it to a normal, healthy condition, and in
vigorates and tones up the general health.
When rich, red blood is again flowing
tVimurrli votir veins all skin eruptions
EUROPE'S RICHEST PRINCESa
Certain Distinction Which Denmark's
Fntnre Queen Knjoys.
Crown Princess Louise of Denmark.
has the distinction of being the richest
royal princess in Eurone. She was left
by her mother, the late Queen of Swe
den, a fortune of 60,000,000 marks
about $15,000,000 in our democratic
dollars and this legacy, through be
ing wisely invested, has increased to
a more impressive sum. The future
Queen of the Danes is also the tall
est of European royal women and Is
well formed, which compensates some
what for her rather plain face.
These are not, however, the only re-
PRINCESS LOUISE 07 DENMARK.
spects in which Louise, crown princess
of Denmark, is noticeable among wo
men with royal blood in their veins
As the mother of no lees than eight
children, ahe would have the hearty
approval of President Roosevelt,
whose good opinion, by the way, is
beginning to be valued on the other
side of the water even by royalties.
The crown princess has four sons and
four daughters, the youngest of them
all being little Princess Dagmar, who
was born in 1800.
Most of the mother's fortune will
pass to the princess' eldest son. Prince
Christian, who married In 1898 Prin
cess Alexandria, sister of the
reigning grand duke of Mecklenburg
Schwerin. The crown princess' second
son, Prince Charles, also is a benedict.
He espoused, In 1896, Princess Maud
of Wales, the youngest daughter of
King Edward VII.
EFFECTS OF MONEY.
Interesting Study of Keanltn of Inher
ited Wealth on Families. .
An Interesting contribution to the
study of the effects of money on fam
ilies can be made by any person of
statistical inclinations who will take
the trouble to trace out for a few
generations the history of a acore or
two of our very rich families, and
learn what effect the acquiremeut of
a big fortune by any Individual Ameri
can has had on the divorce record of
that individual and his descendants. It
is early yet to get results that would
prove much, because most of the great
American fortunes are pretty
new; but already tendencies seem to
be showing themselves which It would
be worth while to trace back. There
are believed to be about 4,000 million
aires in the United States; enough to
give a statistician an ample field to
work in. A fortune sufficient to make
life easy and comfortable Is probably
a promoter of domestic happiness, but
still It seems likely that rich people or
their descendants get more divorces
than poorer people do. In the first
place, heirs and heiresses are more ex
posed to the wiles of the designing
than the scions of poverty, and for
that reason are somewhat more likely
to make unwise marriages. Again, the
rich, as a rule, have more leisure than
the poor, are not so steadily and effec
tively disciplined by work, are less
safeguarded by a wholesome routine,
and cast about more widely and con
tinuously for pleasures. Satan, as
heretofore, finds mischief still for Idle
hands to do, and some of the mischief
results In divorce. Moreover, the rich
are somewhat more used to self-indulgence
and having their own way
than the poor. They can meet the ex
pense of divorce, which la often con
siderable, can go as far as is neces
sary, stay there as long as is neces
sary to gain divorce on convenient
terms; and they can afford to break
up families without fear of want
Many a wife sticks to a bad husband
because ahe and her children need his
support; many a husband puts up with
an unsatisfactory wife because he can
not afford to try a new one. Divorce,
like the appendicitis operation, ia a
luxury, and cornea high. Harper's
Weekly. .
A Dog Dmj Dialogue,
"I notice you've got your summer
pants on," remarked the dog fancier.
"Yes." gasped the exhausted terrier,
"but they're not very loud; certainly
not as loud as some of this season's
flannels."
"True. Nevertheless, what you need
Is muzislln'."
We always feel sorry for a boy
whose father Is so rich that his sons
cnu't afford to go burefooted la summer.
PE-RU-NAWL WOMEN
Says D. M. C. Uee, of San Erancisco.
A constantly increasing number of
physician prescribe Peruna in their
regular practice.
Itrhas proven its merits to thorough
ly that even the doctora have overcome
their prejudice against so called patent
medicines and recommend it to their
patientp.
"1 Advise Women to Use Peruna,"
Says Dr. dee.
Dr. M. C. Gee is one of the physi
cians who endorse Pe'-una. In a letter
written from 51H Jones street, Ban
Francisco, Cal., he says:
"There ia a general objecion on the
part of the practiting physician to ad
vocate patent medicines, but when any
one medicine cures hundreds of people,
it demonstrates its own value and does
not need the endorsement of the profes
sion. "Peruna has performed so many
wonderful cures in San Francisco that
I am convinced that it is a valuable
remedy. 1 have frequently advised
its use for women, as I find it insures
regular and painless menstruation,
cures leucorrhoea and ovarian troubles
and builds up the entire system.
I also consider ic one of the finest ca
tarrh remedies I know of. I heartily
endorse your medicine." M. C. Gee,
II. D.
Mrs. E. T. Gaddia, Marion, N. C, is
one of Dr. Hartman'a grateful patients.1
bhe consulted him by letter, followed
his directions, and is now able to say
the following:
" Before I commenced to take Peru
na I could not do any hard work with
out suffering great pain. I took Peru
na, and can say with pleasure that it
has done more for me than any other
medicine I have ever taken. Now I
am as well as ever; I do all my own
work and it never hurts me at all. I
If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Pe
ruea, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case and
he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. .
Address Dr. Hartman, President of the Hartman-Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
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think Furuna is a great medicine foi
womankind." Mrs. ii. T Gaddia.
Women are especially liable to pel
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commonly called.
Peruna occupies a unique position in
medical ecience. It is the only inter
nal systematic catarrh remedy known
to the medical profession today. Ca
tarrh, as every one will admit, ia the
cause of one-haf the diseases which
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