V. JLMVi orpIIE harvesting of Ice for a city II such as Montreal' Is no mean proposition, even In the abstract, but for a moment we will enter Into figures and slid Just what it means. There have been harvested In the clty during the present winter some thing like 1(50,000 tons of ice. Multiply this by 2,000 and we arrive at . total of 320,000,000 pounds Divide this .Into the population of the city and outlying districts, allow for the neces sary waste, and it is found that every man, woman and child consumes in the neighborhood of 500 pounds during the year. However, a great deal of this consumption is indirect, as it were, for In these figures come the restaurants, butchers and other large consumers of Ice. The calculation is a fair one, how ever, for sooner or later the members of the community lenefit thereby. The ice upon which Montreal de pends Is drawn from several sources: for Instance, the Back Klver furnishes some, the St. Lawrence below St. THE SAW A5D BAB IX PLAY. Mary's current furnishes more, while the river opposite Nun's Island con tributes by far the larger share. The Ice In this latter locality is beautifully clear and is now bolng harvested as fast as men can cut and teams can -draw. The process proper of procuring Ice begins with the removal of the snow, this being accomplished with horses bitched to scrapers. Next comes a ma chine termed a marker, which Is a 1CK IIAKVESTKK9 AT WOUK. perk's of teeth set ut given intervals. The teeth are so adjusted that they cut at intervals of forty inches and again nt twenty Inches, the width and length of an ordinary cake. A cutter, consist ing of a series of big teeth, set one in front of the other, Is then run over these marks by means of horses, mak ing the cuts some five Inches deep. Next the saw comes Into piny. In the old days each cake was sawn, but experience hns proven that Ice, If prop erly handled, can he broken very read ily with a sharp iron bnr. thus saving A HOI8T1SO ICE BY STEAM rOWfn. great portion of the uocessarlly slower method of sawing. The City Ice Company's men In place of sawing the lee Into comparatively small cakes content themselves with going through It with the toothed hi strumeiu at Intervals of sixty-four feet, cutting through only the short way. This raft, sixteen enkes long and four wide. Is then broken off the main body by means of bars and with If W jiOfriaL- A . iff- v---' ' - . . sharp lee hooks, set in long handles, the men conduct it down toward the skid, one end of which Is In the water and the other ending in a long plat form, set at a convenient height to load the sleighs without any lifting to speak of. At the foot of the skid the men tackle the Ice raft with bars again. breaking off the cakes which go flying up the skid propelled by a team of horses, hitched to a long rope. The reM is ail easy, for the sleighs stand there waiting for their loads to take over to the houses. The work of the ice harvester Is not unlike that of the lumberman, and one shares the dangers as well as the fas cinations of the other. That It has its fascinations is shown by the fact that one hoary old gray-beard told that he had been cutting ice every winter for twenty-five years, and as he worked the saw up and down through the blocks of blue crystal he really ap peared to enjoy It. and that too in spite of the fact that the wind was blowing keen and strong over the St. Lawrence, making1 the footing any thing but secure. A cubic foot; of Ice weighs fifty-sev en and one-half pounds. Cut that Into quarters and the result is four very small pieces, hardly sufficient to fill an ordinary Derby hat four times over, and still each will weigh upward of fourteen pounds. Montreal Star. PICKING OUT THEIR CAREERS. Children Begin in These Days at Soon aa They Talk. A group of five Brooklyn children. cousins, were playing In the nursery a few mornings ago, the eldest perhaps 10 years of age and the youngest, the only boy, nearly 5. Their mothers are club women, alert and Intelligent and these youngsters had heard much dis cussion of "the new woman" and of advanced" topics mentioned in ad dresses before the clubs. They had absorbed more of the information than their parents realized, says the Brook lyn Eagle. On the morning In question the chil dren were talking over what they had heard and the oldest said: "Well, ev erybody's got to be something now adays. Mother says you can't be lust humdrum nnd comfortable and sit around home any more. Must have a career. I shall be a musician. Peonlo wil come to hear me play and will clap and give me lots of 'plaws.' " "I," said Jeannette, "shall be a sculn- tress. I already make very nice things in day modeling at school." "Proudee!" yelled the others. "No, I ain't. "I know my llmmut tatlons,' as mother says when she rends a paper. But I know what I can do! So now" Marie, thought she would be an act ress or a teacher, she had not decided which, only that she "would know a lot" and wear a loug gold chain. "I'll be n p'leesman," piped up little brother. " 'Nen If you ain't good I'll ketch you an you'll be sorry. 'N'afs all." Dear little Marjorle, 0 years old. who had many dolls to care for, sat content edly In her Utile chair rocking, hugging tier iinuy doll nnd crooning a "bye-low" to it. She had not spoken and was ask ed to contribute her Idea of a career to this symposium. She glanced up, a puzzled look on her contented little face. "Yes, I heard you all talkln'." said ahe with a sigh. Then her usual happy expression returned, she lifted baby doll to her shoulder close under her chin audi said: "I'm Just goin to be a mother with a nice fambly o' chU'ren" A Cerebral Namlow. Sharpe A Baltimore man Is busy or ganizing all the Joke writers Into a union; 1 wonder what kind of an oin blem they will use. Whealton-Why, a chestnut, of course. (And Immediately the Ice-pack was replaced nlout his fevered brow.) Philadelphia lteeord. Death Unto or Hi. Petersburg. St. Petersburg has the highest death rate of any European capital. When a toper stops drinking It may be either to his credit or to his lack of credit. 6HEABI.NO OUT THE STRIPS OF ICE. Most of ' the men who own flying machines are holding them for a rise. Baltimore American. Mrs. Henpecque Married men lire longer than single men. Henpecque Yes; and it serves them right--Detroit Free Press. "Mary," said the mother, sharply, "you musn't say 'Well I never.' That is slang." "Well I never slang mother If I know It." "I used to consider him one of the most interesting talkers I ever heard." "Yes; but that was before he began telling the cute things his baby says." Not one, but many: Mrs. Stubbs They have captured the cleverest hotel robber In the country, dear. Mr Stubbs Indeed! Which hotel did he keep? Tit-Bits. Literal: Mistress What in the world are you putting ashes on the floor for, Bridget? Bridget Shure, ma'am, an' didn't yez say to doost the parlor? Town and Country. The modern novel is bounded on the east by blood, on the west by thunder, on the north by gossip, on the south by inanities, and is surrounded by ad vertisements. Baltimore News. "Doctor," said the wife, "do yon think dyspepsia makes my husband Ir ritable?" "I know it," replied the man of medicine. "I'll try to get him well so I can get my bill without a kick." "John, dear.said the poet's wife, "I wish you'd write a poem that'll buy three pounds of beef; and we'll need a sonnet forham, an ode for a sack of flour, a lyric for lard, and a quatrain for a box of matches. There! I believe that's all this morning." Atlanta Con stitution. "In your vermiform appendix," the surgeon told him after the operation was over, "we found, strange to say, a small brass tack." "That proves I was right," feebly answered the sick man, "when I said it was something I had eaten In mince pie." Chicago Tribune. "Yes," said the meek-looking woman, "I'm glad Mr. Barker isn't on jury duty any more." "Did he find It irk some?" "Very. Mr. Barker couldn't express an opinion without appearing to agree with some of the other men, and it irritated him terribly."--Washington Star. Jeweler Diamond shirt studs? Yes, sir; here's a set, neat little stones, for $125. Customer Huh! Out home In California I can get Jeweler Ah, yes, pardon me,, here you are. Just look at these big flashes. Three carats each! Sell you that set for $3.50.--Philadel phia Press. Personal: Mrs. Clifton Yes, she was furious about the way in which that paper reported her manlage. Miss Avondule Did it allude to her age? Miss Clifton Indirectly. It stated that "Miss Olde alid Mr. Yale were married, the latter being a well-known collector of antiques." Saxby's Maguzlne. "Why don't you try to live down your past?" asked the visitor at the jail. "It's no use," answered the pris oner. "Not If you're sincerely sorry." "Bein' sorry don't do no good. When dey've got your picture In de rogues' gallery you've got to git out o' de busi ness. It's worse dan beln up agin a trust." Puck. Washington officials say young worn en haudle money more rapidly than older ones, and there can be no doubt about It. The amount of money that can pass through the hands of a young woman has frequently paralyzed a young husband who thought he was something of a spendthrift himself. St. Louis Tost-Dlspatch. Fiendish revenge: The burclnr soft. ly opened the door of the suburbanite's sleeping apartment, slipped inside, but found nothing worth stealing. "Darn him!" he soliloquized: "I'll get some satisfaction out of him, anyway!" Thereupon he set the alarm clock on the bureau for the hour of three, and softly departed. Chicago Tribune. Could recommend them: "I would ad vise you," he said to the friend he was taking home to dinner, "to try some of my wife's brand led peaches. Of course I know you don't care for them ordin arily, but these are worth trying." "Ex tra good, are they?" "Well, I bought the brandy myself and dumped an ex tra bottle of It In when she wasn't looking." Chicago Tost. The baby's cries outclassed: Mrs. Flnnegan-Shure, Mrs. Murphy, does yez buby croy niuch wld cuttln' his tathe? Mrs. Murphy Indade, Mrs. Finnegan, be twists up his mouth a bit, but whether its croyln' or laughln' It's meself that don't know. Mrs. Fin negan It's klddln' me, yez are, Mrs. Murphy. Mrs. Murphy Invade OI'm not, Mrs. Finnegan; It's a Tioller foun dry that wc live next dure to. rhlla , delphla Telegraph. Spring Humors Come to most people and cause many troubles, pimples, boils and other eruptions, besides loss of appetite, that tired feeling, fits of biliousness, indigestion and headache. The sooner one gets rid of them the better, and the way to get rid of them and to build up the system that ha suffered from them is to take Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Forming in combination the Spring Medicine par excellence, of unequalled strength in purifying the blood as shown by unequalled, radical and per manent cures of Scrofula . Salt Rheum Scald Head' Bolls, Pimple All Kinds of Humor Psoriasis Blood Poisoning Rheumatism Catarrh Dyspepsia, Eto v Accept no substitute, but be Buie to get Hood's, and get it today. A Different Species. "I thought you said Brown was a regular bibliomaniac." "Not on vnnr lif. I said ha wan a bibulous maniac." Baltimore News. Since writing for th pri! Centsry "The Evoloution of American Census Taking," which gives interesting de tails of the magnitude and intricacies of the "decennial snap-shot of the na tion," the Honorable W. R. Merriam has resigned the office pf director of the census, to become vied president of the International mercantile agency. Harmless Infatuation. "Confound these literary clubs, I say. My wife's crazy over Browning." "So's mine. But I'm not raising any objections. Browning's dead." Washington Times. Mother? will BhQ Mrs. (Vlnslow's Sooth, tag Syrup the best remedy to use for their Shilaren during the teething period. - Same Old Complaint. Old Emdee Well, how do you like your profession? Young Emdee Profession's O. K. It's the practice I'm kicking about. Iown and Country. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That Coutaln Mercury, As mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole bjts tem when entering It through the mucous sur. faces. Buch articles should never be used ex cept on prescriptions from reputable physi cians, as the damage they will do is ten fold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cbeney & Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury, and is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's i'atarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It is taken internally, and made In Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney i Co. Testi monials free. fold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle. Hall's Family Pills are the bttt. Worse Than That. "He wrote a girl a love-letter once. and it's costing him a pretty penny now. "Ereach of promise suit" "No, alimony." Philadelphia Press. For forty year's Piso's Cure for Con sumption has' cured coughs and colds. At druggists. Price 25 cents. Her Plan. "I've been two weeks trying to get my husband to give me $50 to buy a new drees," complained Mrs. Gazzam to Mrs. W idles. "I never do that." "What do you do?" "I have my dress charged and leave my husband to fight it out with the collector." Harper's Bazaar. 1 ftAE?? iiIaF? 'wnys BoSh Has borae the signal ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his oupiuwiuu lor over years. Allow no nnn io deceive you in this. Counterfeits, ImitatTons and What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil. Parr froric, Drops nnd Soothintr Syrups. It Is Pleasant it contains neither Opium, Slorphtno nor "the? Narcotio I" njre is its guarantee. It destroys AVo?m . nnd allays FeverishneRs. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind andChafe ?iL i u , ass,.milates the Food, regulates the &hT11Mnd,B?,wcls Klvln hHUy nnd natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The MotlioVa iohh bvv The Kind You Me Always Bought .uoitxo uie In Use For The Appreciation. The Author (after the first perform, ance) Well, what do you think of m. pjayi Feminine Friend It was iust lovely! Who' designed the heavenly dresses? Brooklyn Life. Fate's Injustice. Nocash (disconsolately) The rich are getting richer and the poor poorer Friend What's wrong now? Nocash Miss Fullpurse has refused me and is going to marry Mr. Coupon New York Weekly. ' ' Will Smash Him Then. "He has challenged you," said hia friends. "Why don't you fight him?" 'It isn't the right time of the moon yet," exclaimed the enraged man grinding his teeth horribly. Chicago Tribune. Just Suited the Scorcher. And the soul of the wicked one was next condemned to fall through space at the rate of a mile a minute for 10,. 000 years. 'Say," he shouted as he passed the 10,000th ghostly mile post, "this beats any riding I ever tried!" Automobile Magazine. Ton Can Get Allen's Foot Ease FREE, Write Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y., for a free sample of Allen's Foot Ease. It cures chil blains, sweating, damp, swollen, aching feet It makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for Corns and Bunions. All druggists sell it. 2oc. Don't accept any substitute. ' One Form of Argument. A Denver justice comes to the sup port of the New York crusade against wheeling baby carriages on the side walks by saying that if God meant babies to go on wheels be would have put wheels on them. CITO Permanently Ouraa So flu or nerrotunssi 1 1 1 W after flnflay'. neof Dr. Klina'a Great NerU Eestomr. Bond for FREE 8'J.OO trial bottle sod treat tee. Da.ILH.KUNi.Ltd.WlArch3C.PhUadelphia,i - Ocean Liners of 1880. By the breaking up of the Servia and the Alaska there disappeared two of the three famous Atlantic liners whose appearance twenty years ago was re garded as the opening up of a new and most important page in the history of Atlantic steaming. Somewhat of a Dampener. Mrs. Simpson Just see what mother has sent us a lovely big turkey for our Christmas dinner 1 I i came by express this morning. Simpson (joyfully) Bless ber heart! That's just like her. Mrs. Simpson And she sent us a note saying she would be here to help us eat it. Simpson (not quite so joyfully) The dickensl That's just like her, tool New York Times. Our Aristocracy, "She claims, I believe, to be de scended from a king."' " Yes. Beforeher grandfather struck it rich he was known as the poker king of White Hoss Flats." The Ecclesiastical Tender. Cashier In what denomination do you want your monoy? Uncle Rube Wa'al, I'm a Methodist myself, so ye might as well make 'em that. Princeton Tiger. At the Horse Show. McBrier Did yez ever see a horse jump foive feet over a fence? McSwatt Oi've seen 'em jump four feet over. I didn't know that a horse bad foive feet. ' Wisdom of Age. Bess (sweet sixteen) Did you notice what a knightly air Mr. Dashing has? Aunt Mary Yes sort of an nr-ll. ! nightly air. as it were. Chicago News. oignaturo 01 Over 30 Years. Ml mm si