11 POLICEMAN'S LOt Why It Is Not Altogether Happy One. niS JOTS AND TRIBULATIONS. How Strong Men Kin From Humble Post to Position! of Great Honor and Respon sibility Chicago'! Xew Superintendent. The Prefei-t or the Parti Police. Those who imagine that a policeman's Ufa Is of a rosy hue from the rising of the san to the going down of the same are likely to be greatly mistaken. Walking the streets Is no serious matter if followed for an hour or two as an amusement, but when prac ticed steadily for 12 hours a day it becomes hard work. The policeman's legs may give out, his ample calves may tremble from sheer fatigue, but he may not sit down, or f he does it is at the risk of missing some- AT THE FItfIT STAND, thing of importance on his beat. He Is held personally responsible for everything that goes on in the district under his charge, and if anything is wrong he must be prepared to explain it. If a dozen "toughs" armed with clubs, brass knuckles, knives, razors, beer mallets, revolvers and other means of defense and offense get into a general fight in a low saloon he must be prepared to rustim single liamieU, mid at the risk oi his life attipt to quell the disturbance and arrest the brawlers. Nor do Efts troubles end here. His place is generally regarded as so desirable that from two to a dozen men are all the time earnestly engaged in the effort to get him put out in order that they may have a chance to get in, and he must accordingly keep on good terms with his superiors and . vib P'ec of frflluence on his bei.t f---3,r that he may not liecome unpopular and so be marked for dismissal when the first com plaint is entered against him. But the policeman does not generally take his troubles much to heart. His open air life tends to promote cheerfulness, and cheerfulness promotes digestion, Diges tion in turn helps on his appetite, and the frequency with which he satisfies his hun ger at apple stnnds and free lunch counters by and by gives him an amplitude of waist proportioned to the length of time he bus been on the force. Year by year he increases the size of belt which incloses his manly form. Year by year the amount of mate rial which enters into the regulation uni form Is greater, and as he becomes more comfortable his views of lite enlarge and he becomes more charitable. He regards with a more lenient eye the capers of the street boys, listens with philo sophic patience ami wit bout interference to the quarrels rf truck drivers and answers with eqiiatiiii.itv the questions or Bewil dered old women who have lost their way and find it impossible to understand his di rections. With increasing benevolence comes augmented popularity. He becomes a favorite on his b- at. Hit lies in a resi dence district, he knows all the young and and handsome cooks, and numerous are the delicate little suppers of which he 1b the beneficiary at their charitable hands. If on a down town beat, he Is welcome at the back door of any saloon, and a sandwich and class of beer are always at his service. The most serious drawback to the police man's complete happiness is the fact that no inconsiderable portion of the community regards him as a natural enemy. Among the dissolute and criminal classes this an tagonism is active and perpetual; among other people it is occasional, hut not the less pronounced. He is to nine-tenths of the nponle the only embodiment of the luw they know anything about even to the law abiding the restraints or. law are some- limits irksome. The nnliceman on the beat comes round nrnmnt.lv after the first snow falls in the early winter and notifies the householder tn l,ov it. nhnveled off the pavement. He primes at irrecular but too frequent inter vals to allude to the condition of the alley nr tn mention a slon barrel ill the Due yard or to inquire if there nre any vehicles or dogs on the place on which taxes have not been paid. E!fhtFn",T..rrv. r. . . him pmiliaily. but everybody understands that behind hiui stand the whole force, and the captains, and the chief, and the govern or, and the militia, and, if necessarv. the blue coated veteran of the regular army and the presideut of the United States. hile the life of a patrolman is tolerably monotonous, the nature of his duties fre quently gives him opportunity for distinc tion and promotion. With 'his feet once firmly planted on the ladder of advance ment, an able and ambitious policeman may climb to positions of great honor and responsibility and may even achieve na tional fame. In this connection the career of Thomas F. Byrnes, who started as a pa trolman and is now superintendent of the New York police department, is suggestive. Byrnes has a worldwide reputation and is known as a detective of extraordinary skill and address. Inspector Williams is an other New Yorker of national celebrity who rose from the humble position of patrol man. Similar examples of the opportunities open to honest, energetic and ambitious po licemen may be pointed out in nearly every large city. There, for instance, is Michael Brennan, who was recently made superin tendent of the Chicago police force. He emigrated to Chicago from Ireland in 1!?03 and entered the police force as a patrolman in 1870. After two years on- his beat he was made desk sergeant Superintendent vY ashburne made him a lieutenant. Under Mayor Cregier he was made assistant su perintendent and retained that p. sition un til Mayor ashburne was inaugurated, when he was honorably retired. Mayor Harrison recalled him to the force on suc ceeding to the mayor's chair and made him again assistant superintendent of police, and when Major R. V. McClaugbry retired from the superintendency a few days ago Mr. Brennan was promoted to that impor tant position. It is rumored that Major McClaughry will soon accept the superintendency of the Michigan state reform school for boys at Pontiac. In retiring from office he said: "I am proud of theChicago police force and proud to have been connected with it, for I consider it the peer of any police organiza tion. Indeed I confidently assert that in view of the disadvantages under which it has to be maintained and conducted it is the best police force in the world. It is much superior to the New York police TMS MlQMfST AWARD, Royal Baking Powder Has All the Honors-tb strength and Talue to Per Ceat Above lu Nearest Competitor. The Royal Baking Powder has the envi able record of hivirv reoiv.i ihB i.;..i..w. award for articles of its class greatest strength, purest initrediems. iiut perfectiv combined wherever exhibited in competi tion with others. In the exhibitions of lormer years, at the Centennial, at Paris. iemia and at the various State and indus trial lairs, where it has been e-ihil.ii.Hl judges have invariably awarded the Koval Dating owner tne highest hi nor. At the recent World's Fair the examina tions for the baking powder awards were made by the exierts of the chemical divi sion of the Agricultural IVpartment at Washington. Ihe othcial report ot the tests of the baking powders which were made by this department for the specific purpose of ascertaining which was the best and which has been niaile nulilie. hna.th. leavening strength of the K-jvai to be HO cuoic indies ol carbonic gas per ounce ot powder. Of the cream of tartar bakin powders exhibited at the lair the next high est in strength thus tested contained out 133 cubic inches of leavening gas. The other powders gave an average of ill. The Royal, therefore, was found of 'JO per cent greater leavening strength than its nearest competitor, and 44 per cent above the aver age of all the other tests. Its superiority in other respects, howevir. in the nualitv of the food it makes as to fineness, delicacy and wholesoiueness, could not be measured bv figures. It is these huh Qualities, known and ap preciated by the women of the country for so many years, mat nave caused the sales ot tne Koval liamnc rowder, as shown statistics, to exceed the sales of all other baking powders combined. signs of fprlnf. Bwral of casty drUlnj1 rsta Vne a w wake at midnight botrr. Ice tipp'd branches od the pane Beating music to the tbow'r. KcrT ror.i fkksr avo rRfstnVK CIDER. Re ' Ite Crows that caw from steaming Kobins piping in the glades. Buds that from their winter hoods Peep and blush like pretty maida. Grateful odors of damp earth. Hoist 'rous glee of muddy rills. Shouting, brawling in ber mirth, Down the bare rlanks of the hi Lis. Here and there a crocus' head Thrusting up to dare the cold. While its sisters, warm in bed, Stir their coverlids of mold. Spring Is coming, spring is near; She is whisiH-rcd in the air. Soon the blithe nymph wilt be here. Shaking blossoms from her hair. James lluckham in Harper's Baaar. For shipplnc or lot private use preserve with Avn-Ki.iiiis.snNK, a cheap, harmless, simple and perfect process. For sale by druggists and grooers. Write for eltvulara. Aceuts, Portland, Ore-ion. tOUIS LEPINE, PREFECT OF PARIS POLICE. force, for with 1,000 men liss it covers a district of 18fl square miles better than the New York police force does a district of 45 square miles. The Chicago force is in every line of police duty more capable and more effective than that of London. I was proud of the position of superintendent of such a body of men, but I could not longer hamper the mayor by retaining the office." That the civil service idea ulso obtains in the police administration of foreign coun tries is shown by the recent promotion in Paris of M. Louis Lepine to the position of prefect of police. M. Lepine made his ad ministrative aeuuc HI IBi l as siiopreu-ev nt La Palisse, then he was at Montbrison, Langnsand Fontainebleau, whence he was transferred to the Chateauroux as prefect of the department of L'ltulre. He left that office to go to Paris as secretary general or the prefecture of police in Mi, which ollice ho held until ISM. Ho was decorated with the military medal in 18T1, after having served in the army during the 1 rnnco-Prus sian war, and it was while be was prefect of the Loire that he had to superintend the trial and the execution of the famous An archist Rarachol. M. Lepine was prefect of Versailles when he was called to his new office as prefect of police of Pans. Traveling In India A curious modoof conveyance in India Is the thoppa, a long cane basket, with a scat in the middle, from which wings a ennui board to support the feet. Over the beau is a covered ton of cane and cloth. As you sit in this basket a man carries you on his A Clever Dwarf. A magnificent feast had been prepared at Burleigh in honor of the king and queen, and it was arranged that the little dwarf. Jeffrey, should step from a huge venison pastry into her majesty's servic- This mode of appearance was not new even then. A pie with a dwarf inside was thought a "dainty dish to set before a king," and a gift of this kind was often abroad to tli sovereign's favor. On the day of the dinner Jeffrey found himself imprisoned in a large dish, sur rounded by a high wall of standing crust. Of course a way had been found to give him air, but he afterward said he felt buried alive. To add to his discomfort UuckiiigUam slyly ordered lue pie to ue warmed, saying, "It were better eaten warm than cold." Young Jeffrey remained quiet and said never a word as the dish was carried to the kitchen; but he was far from happy and thought of Nebuchadnezzar and the fiery furnace until he grew "warm with appre hension." The cook, however, understood the joke and the dwarf pie was placed In safety on the, royal tablo. At last came the fateful time Vh crowning moment of Jeffrey's life. The pie was opened, the trumpet sound ed and forth sprang the dwarf. He was clad in a full suit of armor and skipped about the table shaking his little sword at some of the guests; and, reniemlH-'ring the scorching the duke bad threatened for him, he gave a vicious little tweak at his grace's uoblo nose. Buckingham diew back in time to save his handsome face and threatened to cudgel the young knave with a chicken bone; but the king laughed and said Buckingham was served quite right. By this time Jeffrey was nearly deafened with applause and half drowned iu the perfumes the ladies sprinkled upon him, so he hastened to end the scene by prust rating himself before the queen s pinto and en treating to be taken into her service. St. Nicholas. Signs of Spring In a City. The present forward weather seems to be a groat season for the small boy. He gets more solid enjoyment out of the warm days and the dry sidewalks than the street cleaiiins department of the ooard of public works. Every small boy who is anvbod y down ou the heights has a pair of roller skates and a good strong pair of lungs. These boys play hockey on the asphalt pavement of that exclu sive quarter, catch rides on the backs of grocery wagons and keep up a constant and eternal yelling. Why they yell does not appear, it is perhaps because a small boy cannot do much of anything without yelling. These boys go scurry ing around corners on their skates in im minent danger of cracking their own skulls ami to tho great terror of passers by. They dodge under the heads of spir ited conch horses aud altogether make a fresh and healthy nuisauco of them selves. Those poorer boys who are not wealthy enough to afford each a pair of roller skates, split up a pair between two and go about pushing the wheeled foot in front of them, evidently having as much fun ns the rest. Tho whipping top is also now much in voguo, and the tops and tho rollers make life a burdon to the nursemaids with their porambu- iuiuia uuU L,t.k S ullv. ..." - --- ' ' the corner. Brooklyn Eagle. "LOOK VP, and not down " if vou're a suffer ing woman. Every one of the bodily troubles than come to women nnlv ha a crua ran feed cure in Dr. Pierce's Favorite Fre-sx-ription. That will bring you safe and certain help. It's a Dowerf ul ireneral. as well as uterine, tonic and nervine, and it builds up and invigorate the entire female system. It regu lates and promotes all the proper tuiu'tions improves mgesuou, enriches tho blood, brines refresh ing sleep, aud restore health and nreiuTtn. ul.xrnt intw disidacemanta. beArintr- down sensations, periodical lvnius. and all "temale complaints'' and wenknesse, "ra vorite Proscription" is the on fftmranfeed remedy. If it ever fails to benefit or cure, you have your money back. In every case of Catarrh tha. seems hopeless, "you can depend upon Doctor Sage's Catarrh Remedy for a cure. It's proprietors are "so sure of It that they'll pav foOO cash for any luctirabls case. Ssoid by all druggists. rLisaiM For a: i r: 1 H ti : J 1 Cmti (( Heart. ) PI AWT FKRHY'! KFFIH ff this vonr. and mak up for kt Um g sFrrrj'wrc! Mim. for iMMwiil give you many Yftluftbto hint MM JV hout whM U rata and how to M m wl It. 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Durinii the Mexican war, while he was major of Hayes' regiment of Texas Hangers, under Ceiieral Wool, he was sent with a sinnll body of men in the direction of San Luis I'otosi to discover the move ments of the Mexican army. There were two roads to San Luis l'otosi, one by Matchuclii, n large town, the other by the trrcnt hacienda of Salado, where the seven teen Texas war prisoners drew black lieans in 110 and were shot. The two roads were divided by a range of mountains. Lane took the left hand, and actually penetrated to and entered the city of Matchiiela with its 20,000 people and a garrison of several hundred men. He ordered and obtained dinner nt a meson, a sort of wagon jard inn, announced that a large American army was near and feasted his men to their full. Then remounting he retired obliquely across the mountain to the other road and struck the hacienda of Salado. Seizing the alcalde he ordered the resurrection of the bones of the seventeen martyred lex- Au American Absentee Landlord. One of tho principal arguments ad vanced iu favor of deer forests is that thoso who uro able to indulge in that luxury spend much money in the High lands. But how if sixirtsmen insist on maintaining forest grounds and never TVisit-thcm? Mr. Winans, whose sport ing territory citcnJ-Kf2.n the Beauly Firth to the Atlantic froi...,j in fact lias not shot over the luno ont during the past four years, and as the eer have in consequence multiplied enormously, the crofters of the district have resolved to ask tho millionaire to allow them a day's shooting. The application is doubtless mado more with tho view of bringing the crofters' grievances before the public than anything eke, for it is sure to be ignored. But the continued absence of Mr. Winnns raises a wider and more important question: Can the sotting aside ef a great stretch of country as deer forests which aro never shot over bo justified on any ground whutever?- A HERALD OP THE INFANT YEA It. Throat, Ho.raenaaa, jtainma. rtir vonaumpuco i uu uu hu cured thousands, aud will CURB TOO tf taken in time. Bold bjr Dmgirist on a guar antee. 'or a Lame Hack or t'hest, use BHILOH'B BELLADONNA PLASTKK Ko. suii nu'sSt CATARRH llnve you t'aiarrh II This remedy la minran. teed to cure you. Prioe,60ct. Injector free. SssssssssS S Swift's Specific S SA Tested Remedy C tna All vi nil Blood and Skin 5 s s S s s s s s s s s Brooklyn Hote 201-112 Bosk St., Sib Frtnclsci. Thli fftTorlte hotel It nmler th mftnaitemen 91 V (lAn 1'ivo inv'i i vi v iu r 1. kiiu ip m uuu u not the boat Family aud Uuiiuou Mou't lloto1 iu miu rnuicuoo. Horns Comforts! Guisins Unexcelled First-class service and the highest standard ot tmr room raaaol m reaneclautllty ctiaranteed. tariHMsru riir ifnimraft nan romrori. room er day, ll.'ift, II. M, 11.76 and 1.IW and room per weea. 7 to w Free ooacn 10 ana irom noiei. toll. Hoard ana bo. re Ingle rooms, but tW Aak Your Healer lor Vn' ma rf Presses, Printing Material and Machinery Fr t&l at Uwaat piicta and moat adrantafeoot lermi ai Palmer & ReyType Foundry, Cor. Front and Aider Streets, PORTLAND, OR. Write loi price and term before baring 1m are.j - . , . . - ' -a -a .1. 1 1 Hercules uastnginii (OAS OR osaounii S Mud for Pomr or Pumplns Purpoaeai The ChsapaM ItalliHM O Basin OD ka Jtaram. OUT op ENatail Asnl V? -:- A reliable cure for Contagious Blood Poison, InheriLd Scro fula and Skin Cancer. As tonic for dellcat Woman and Children It ha bo equal. Being purely vegetable, I harm lea. In it effect. A trenllfle on fllond ami Mkln Dls ease, maili-d mirk ou aitllt-atlou. lrugt)it Belt It. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Drtwer 3, Atlanta. 0. s s s s s s Plug-Cut Smoking Tobacco. WEBB I GO., Seattle. Wash., Agents. RU PTURE VKKMANKNII.Y tH'HKDim NO 1'AY. No rT t'NTIl. rcHKn. We refer tn 5.nmi lull ellls. No ol'KHATti'H. No mttkntion raoM mvtNr f'te nr chII lor circular anil bank reference, tuaiulaa Im he 0. E. MILLER CO., H l'I.Al, SH."? Inceraors'.d Capital " Syrslui, 11,000 000. SssssssssS Clip the laat thirty years or more from the ociiturv, aikI tlu' K'KiniMit will reprcwiit the term of the niiiHiundnt inuu arttv ul llosu't tt'r'n Stiunai'h Hit u rn. The ojt'nlnK ol the yt'nr lhl.M will lie xiKimliKtMl by the HpiM-aranrf ol a frt'sh Alumhac ul ihe HittcrB.tii which the uwi, iltTivation and aviinnoi thin worhi-lmoo nitul lflne will bo ImUlly it (orih. KverybMy -hinild read It. The ci.ltwifJrtr and HHtnMxtmtrKl otilrulaiinnN to be ((Hind in thin brm-huiv arcal whvh HcinniHhiiiK'V accurHte, Hinl the siatlKtlm, ilu(rRtiohti, hiiim r and otluT rradiiiK matter rich lu inu-reil and full of profit. The IIoKU'tter t'oniiauy of I'ittfhurg, 1'h.. publinh It theio M'lvfK. 1 hey employ more titan sixty handn In the mccliniiicHl work, ami more than vlurt'ii monthtt in the year are consumed In iu prepara tion. It ran bv obtained, without cot, of all dniKKiKttt and country dealern, and U printed In KiiRlihh, iiermim, French, Wl-IhIi. NorweKlau, awvdinh. llolliind, llohtiiuiau and HMtnUli. IhicU anionic the French Depullei are aifalu unite faNhioiititile. Ihev are limt atHMit aa harm nil at the duel Me (turn. Iuvis ami Townneud did not light. WOltTII KNOWING. mldeih EOCENE. I a Rneelal brand of Burnln Oil, which wt aiiMlautur expreaaly for KAklll.Y UHK. TINA FtCRr-ICOT ILLUMINATOR. IT SM II111H FIKK BCNT. IT IM OT UNIr-OHM QUALITY. We inarantoe It tn be th Htimnrr romiiu I aaADl ur uxuminatinq oil. as mr ii. STANDARD OIL COMPANY. A. FKl.liKNHKlM Kit, I railln Jew eler ul the l'ai-lrto Nnrthwvsi, keeta . larire stm-k of all HKl'llKT MOI'l KTY IIAIMlKHon hand. Heat itnodt at low est IlKiirea. Hailno made to oriler. back, supporting Borne of the weight by a ans and deniaiulcU mules, suck and every strap which attaches the back of the ! thing necessary to bear them away. All thoppa to bis head, lie always wgins ny informing you mat you nre imn-u i- , heavy to be lifted by a single individual, All were lurmsneii anu me reninuis oi lue dead duly placed in trniisit on mules. Lane lre the n'lics to (Jeneral Taylor, the Culorndo, where they were interred with Kreat solemnity in the presence of thousands. Thus to General Uine Teziw ts iudebted for the H)ssesion of these me mentos of a remarkable heroism. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. MICHAEL BTlESSAS. m i..k i. ronpeted in hlspresenc and scouted when his back is turned. He is scoffed at, made fun of, derided, where ever he goes. If he goes into a picture gal lery, he find himself mocked on its walls. If he goes to the circus, he beholds a coun terfeit presentment of himself kicked all over the ring, to the immense diversion of the audience. He cannot , side a theater without 'or'n aJem"! his own expense. An ugly fellow come. .... '. . ..mnntiK surgeon per- UUOU lUC lKe, n d.-i'i- . .- , forms an imaginary operation on bis head and removes bis brains. bat can . , a.au do without brainsf is asked, and in re sponse some one runs to the wings J brlnfes back a police coat and bat, puts hem oo the brainless individual and .behold b ira j i!m,sn. while the uojs in the gallery .cream and the men in the audience turn round to look at tbe police , man standing up behind to see how b. ( takes the joke. ,, , .., iu Each joke mOum M mbitter hl life, fur he knows they represent PPU' f. eling of dislike to him and his easing, di i U i;t also know perfectly well tbt half the lntigheni would themselves like toj pnlicmen if tbey only bad the necessary to secure Bn appointment, do m floe not take anything much to heart .but goes on his way performing his m"111''" duties as well as he can. And. "? spite of the tongue abuse and the jest ai bis expense be knows that beneath the ur- lace authority except for double pay, but eventually picks' who had thein escorted to La Grange, on you up and carries you as u j .o . mere featherweight. Going along backward, and knowing j that stiouiu me nmu iie...... you will doubtless be precipitateu uown the cliff, nre not pleasurable sensations, but one becomes exceedingly cauous mu-r a lengthy course oi muiy.. ... bills. , Sometimes the bearer remcmocrs mm ii , is a cold night, and his patron is going to a , ball, to be there fotiror five hours while be , is left outside in the cold. Having arrived at the conclusion that the cold will probably t..h.t. time he intense, he will begin the Journey enveloped in all the coveriugs he . can muster. After he has gone somoilistance wuu iuo thoppa he becomes warm, auu rapmiy divests himself of his many wrappers. placing them on the top ot lue macniue, where tbey flutter aliout, now and then hitting one plavfully in the mouth or eye. Having made themselves as unpleasant as they possibly can, they end by falling off Into the road. I The bearer perceives them, and imme- j diately descends with you to ui nanus j and knees, and grovels about until be recovers the fallen raiment. During this process your bead assumes a downward tendency and your heels fly heavenward; should you move ever so slight y In any direction, you lmme.liaU.-ly bud yourself sitting on the ground In an attitude less dignified than hasty. Then you may rage at the native and , 'ii i.i. -uii..n. ncconlinz to cus tom, In bis own language, and you will not mprcss him in iu. .--.. ." : IZnd. fishwife English, and he will treat Vou as becomes a person worthy or respecv. sound, fishwife tnglisn, My Three Vears in Mauilur. A Hon with Fonr Thousand Ilooro The Vatican, the ancient palace of the nope, of Koine, is the most magnif cent buUding of the kind in the world. It stands on the right bank of the Tiber, on a EFeXl the Vatic-anus, becau the Ut- in fu.jicrly worshiped ..,i...it .wiu-ular deity, i Imililiug Vaticiniutn, an nt that place, hx- us coiiiineiioi-u . t. L-,i(iu-n tji one know. L Uariemag"e nooueauj" t,,ind rear 'Thf'p exteTit of the build-ncU- number of . room, paintings, bank n'B"7nahe IMtUh predated until it is 1-t or Impaired, ho comiiared only with tb la " ' rliw that the eye I. au In i .. .. i nr iubdi I n. it-uktu .. . fteajro rartlnstona. Judge Dent of Newnan had tome queer wituesses in his court on Wednesday. Ihey were negroes, and while endeavoring to atr tain the sublime height of stilted phrase- 1 olocr abused the "king English" in a frightful manner. I "Why did you go there? " asked the Judge. ' " 'Caze I wanted to perpctruate de whole fax ob do case," was the answer. I "Why did you do sof" another man was asked. I "1 done bit fer de reason dat I wuz ego tistical to know 'aactly bow It wuz." For two hours the courtroom was lurid with Just such English, but the Judge was helpless and had to take the answers to hit question a be could get them. Atlanta , Constitution. liow Are You aa to Details "If I were hungry," said a philosopher, "and somebody should offer me food, 1 should not tnsit on a silver knife and fork to cat with. If 1 were cold and someijody should offer me a thick coat, I should not lnrt on baring it of the color that pleased iny fancy best. If I were poor and soiue bodv should offer me a fortuue, I should not Insist on having it In bills of a certain denomination. In fact, I think that I am dispose1 not to be overparticular about de tails, -New lora duu. Aa Unhappy Banker. Thousands of bis acuainUince envied tiurr Knmnerfield. the lk-rlin banker. Any thing that money could procure h hail. and the best or evmimi ai uisnu mand. A Parisian tailor made his clothes, frequently visiting the I'ruwiiaii capital U. Luke hi measUIV, WHO suuurenu i-eeiii aamnle: bis mutton came from Wuh and his beef from Si-iitland; be bad tw .li-iiiu-t kitchens in rwidem-r. one con trolled by a French conk, the other by an Euglisbman. in every rrpeci uiueu. waa nrinclr; yet be wna an un hani.r man. and he closed hi career bj auicide.-Yankee Blade. That Allcock's Porous I'labtur is the highest result of medical science and skill, and in ingredients and method baa never been equaled. That it is the original and genuine por ous hlaster. mat ALi.corK's roaor. ri-ABTss never ails to perform its remedial work quickly and f-tlV-i'tllttllv. 1 hat tins laot is atiesteu ny inoiisanus in voluntary ami uinmpeacbalile testimonials Irom graleliil patient. That lor rheumatism, weak nacx, sciatica, lumr truuhle. kiilnev disease, dyspepsia, malaria and all local nam It la invaluable. lhat when you nuy auiwi rououa Pi.ahtkb you obtain absolutely the best plaHter made. I.RA N iihktii s rii u are a vegemoie pur gative. If siime men were to lose their fortunes In the Mine way they Kiiiin u them, they would Insist in sumtbuu) kihiik jail. tf vmi have no emnlnvment. or are belne jKinrly paid lor the oik you are dulnir, then .Tile Ml II. T. JIMIIIWIII Of ..U. WI lll lllinil'l. md ihev will show you how lo irauslorm aliM- fortulie lino Mtulame- online, iry ii. Tearher Johnny, can you tell me what Is the dellniltuii of jo 7 Ji bnny Ves'm; It's receM. Baking Ponifer Purity and Lcaveni rower UNEQUALED. CASH PRICES To Introdnce our 1'owner, w bav da termliiM todlstrllmUi among the ennsum ere a number of Camii I'lil.KB To trie person orcinb returnlnff us the lanra.1 nnniberoreertlllcateaonor banire Jim. 1. 1SU4, we wllliriv. acaah prlseorf 10U, and to Ilia nest larueat, nitm.roua nth.ruruMS raufln lroiu9 lu7f IN CABIL CLOSSEr & DEYERS, PORTLAND, Or. CATA Kltll CANNOT BE tilt It I) With I.OCAI. AI'l'I.H ATIO.NH.a they r.nnoi reach the seal of the diaeaM-. ( atarrh Is a blood or eoiistliull'ilisl dlHHae, and In order to cure II ron rniit lake liilernsl ri-medlu.. lUH'aCaiarrt riir.. is tMkeii inleriiallv. and acta dlri-etly Ol II. e b'iKid and eiui-ons suriares. nan a . ai.rin Cur Is not a iiiisi k medicine. It wan prescriMu i. ii the liest iihsii-ians in wns cijuinr tor vi.ars. and la a rekul t ureaerliillon. It Ii i-.imii.a.Mi ol I ih IMKI loiiii-a . in i w 11, , .im m or- wllh Ihe livat hlmal piTilliera, actln dlreelly on ihe iniicon.aiirlsi'r.. I t e -rf-eto,inblliatloli ol ih. two liivreilleuu Is what Modules sur woi. lerfm reu U in curlrie caurrn. nend fur lean l.l. ir.. V. J. ( IIKNKY A (.. rruai., imeuu, u. Kold by dniKKlstsi pr ce, 70 cenia. Tte gnaioellneHtoT Polish; nndut,noml "German Syrup" My acquaintance with Boscliee' German Syrup was made about four teen years aro. I contracted a cold which resulted in a hoarseness and cough which disabled me from fill ing my pulpit lor a number ot bib baths. After trying a physician without obtaining relief I saw thr advertisement ol your remedy and obtained a bottle. I received quick ind permanent uelp. I never lies! .ate to tell my experience. Rev. W O. Ilaggerty, Martinsville, IM.J For fllmpllelty It Beat, the World. , l all luelf from a Re.erVoir, - . Vo Carburetor to get out of order. Mo llalterle. or Kloetrle Hpark. It run with a Ctararier nrajle of (lanolin, thaa any ullter Kiiglll. ' ' bbnd row CATALcena tw 4 ALMER & REY, Mnufactuh 401 Unwrni Stml. Sal Frandsttr, CaL .un - roKTt.Aain. IIHWHIN DOCTOR i Tl n wi o rl tt m mmmt THE GREAT-CURE- FOR SOCIETY BADGES. INDIGESTION CONSTIPATION. HXJXtOTTTTna Gas or 1G1 Regulator of the Liverand Kidneys A nl-KUIFlO FOB A roaillvo I'ower. ueur. Your PALMER k KEY, Sai Franclico. Cal. ml Portland, Or. No Batterht or tho trio Spark. Gasoline Scrofula. Rhsamatism. Salt Rheum, Heunlgii heiiulnis No l.leenied Kuirl- r Wife Can Huu It. And All Otbir Blood ind Skin Dlaeuei. I'ortland, Oreaon. A. P. AaasTRonu, Trlnclpal. J. a. n kiiav, nvnreiarf . tr lleautlful Calaliiane Free. It I a poaltlr ear Inr all thoee painful, dell- " eat oomplalnt and onmpllcateil trouble and . , weakneaaeaooramoQ amuui our wire, mother' and dauihter , Tbeeffeoll Immediate and lastln. Two of three dnaea ol Da. faan' Kim ht taken dallr keep the blood cool, the llrer and klilnef aeu Ire, and will entirely eradlrate Irom the srslera all traoea of nerofula. Hall Kb.um, or auj other i lurm oi Dimio oiw ITrmnio ril.R uwn r maiswie Ik. u.raplr.ttiui.o.uaa laUitia. luihiii wh.n warm. This '"nn.aiiil Bl.im. aiauiwu or t-uai uuijlmO HUM Tirl.n iroiri TO tv ga. BO-sax-au riL naaitui, fa ill whlnh friia dlrwiilr on nana .ffaeUA, W9 .hu.ha tumnra. All.v.lLnlilM.alTMIirn. ftii ff . p.rmnliurc Frtna Boa. Ilma.l.is rVLC V i aiau. usis rtiUajlalatifc a. HAVE R YOU No medlolneeYer liitrnduned In this country li.nav.r usa.1 mm thai Da. Faau' HaainT. ha met with uoh reailv sale, nor Klrn iuoh iwu a t niilreraal satlsfaittlnn wheuevar uai i thai ol FRAZER AXLE This reined? baa been nsed In Ih hoavltal throughout lu old world lor th put twain? fire yean a a .peelllo for the above dlseaae. and It ha and will our when all other so-called remedies fall. Hend for pamphlet ol testimonial from thos who hare been oared by It use. Uruagl.ta sell II at 11.00 par bottl. Try It au'! be ouurluoad. For sal by MACK & CO., 0 nd II Front St., San Pranolaoe. Bast in the World! Got ths Genuinol SotdEvervwhorel KAKK HOOLMBII INCUBA GREASE KIDNEY, k.Aa.nl. I'ortland. . m mmmm tm m nrraLLMiirn. Best m.k ilddr, Urinary and tirer Disease Dropsy TORt on IxaTALLMiirn. Beat m.k Uiweat prleea. nnd for eaulOKUs .). MKACII, Mlpoll. I all. MDC UINCItWC SqoTMiNO unit), iiiiivjluii v br bup FOI OMILDHIN TIITHIMO ' Fee Ml. kr all Uranlau. I I aau a ketlla. itladder, Urinary and Lir.r blaeai Irani and Diabetes are oared by HUNT'S REMEDY rut BIST K.IUNKT AND LlVCR MtOICINI. V. P. N. tl. No. IS24 . F. N. IT. No m Extreme, Chronic, Torturing Cases of 1 ARE CURED BY ST. JACOBS OIL. PROMPT AKD SURE. Tar Oiia for breakfaaU Hood's is Good BECAUSE Hood's Cures museum, a u aeum aione - . , tue Ku coo- erraiiye writer. . chajrul ami Coo- Demon real niece of mex:litiiiii 'Arn.-iim; ueauu.. --- . . - urratlV wri" ' , l lU-reU. (irmly grounded fear :JM niedaK reel ch inritynot for bis own ake,but becauM lain pmerTrf I io the Vatican --u i.i, ,,uv r. otuer ooje- r- . iM tb.n the "e repreMDi vne m 'i i. .n J mae E Mrenlalion. clety. A crowd of friend, may strive In of the prwnt European drculUlon. am to separate two drunken brawler, a Republic tolicemap'afpear. ,nd trU l WLfl Th Value ot Might. m,. ..1... .f the aiulit U nerer fully an uv . . 111. IB. intricate witli a raittly niure complex aud delicate adjustment thau the coallie watch. Kven In our public school lie children and youth are allowed . .).,... It in a m'i"l ni U-acber seemina to be perfectly ittuoranl of jrobable diaaatrous reauiui. !t poisosses curativo power . . . . . i a . t i ri'Ouuar to iisuii.ana nasa record of cures unequalled in the history of medicine The severest cases 01 Scrofula. Salt Rheum, Dy pepsia. Catarrh and Rheu matism have been cured by it. If you suffer from any cf these complaints give Hood's Sarsaparilla a trial. 'M bya.l drure.it. H per tottl; H for & Wool' PUIS enre r''in.tltln r feator- Unli.p rlaUiUcKUooolUieaiiineoiarrcauai. DROP IT If VOI R BI'HINKMH IOKH NOT PAY. Cblt-kvns arc wily and tuocHfuil raiMd byilng ih petaluma In f tuba tort nt1 Brooders, our Ii tUm't buy any but the tVtaltima If yon want itrotiv. vlKrou chirk We ar I'tti'lflc ('out Hta1iiartfni for Hwnn atitl ( lorr;iiliar, Mark eri, !., rapfffiiiltift iioU( Couiitalnt, fUnM't Koup Hut, Morrti 1'imllry i ur, I'.ivumtwtiu xiw irttat chtrken-lli e killer and every otba ariicia r'iiiirHi ny poniiry raiMirti. wit miu'iiuira in obraiion a ir xilllt with I fie Nor walk Oatrich rafn t MitlwhiUtr ralr. HUNT'S REMEDY -;urea HriKtil a UiaeaM, Kuumllnii ur Miu-ne entlnn of 11 rllie, fains lu ilia Hank, Uolua or lil. HUNT'S REMEDY urua liilooifwraufw, Narvoiia UImmm, 0uwr HshUUyt feotala Wvakuaaa and kiowHMia. HUNT'S REMEDY Mima Rlllnuinvaa. Uitadah, Jauudlt. ooui 'Uimacb, iiyaimpala, Couailpatlon atlU Pllua. HUNT'S REMEDY U US. h farm Mulwlnuir fair. halhlli PETALUMA 111 omrlcliea and all kind, nf eeits. Catal'ne tree; II v-ii want It, wrIU uuaaiuH i ito-litt-lU-lt Main sueet. iR CO.. etaluma. Cab "WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES." GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OP SAPOLIO ! ATONaJRenlheHMa, l.liar and Hele, resuirln itaera to a healthy llun.and i M. wneu all other medloiue an. nunarea ear been sarad who bar bees lrn ap lo dU by friend sad physialaua. old mv ALL itHuutiirrs. M1SQUER&DES, PARADES, I a-..IIIH1IU;THI IIVAI.S. t.'oslumea. Wlaa. iiw. mars ana nay nuoa. ie. aeerrthlnf In the uor line. Beanu, rropertlea, I fumUhed at (really rwluced rate, and la .ui RHEUMATISM CURED BY THE USE OF Moore's Revealed Remedy. AeTOBi. Oaaao. Jannarr I. I ean Mat will inr in at Dr tne aae MOoki a kIVKal.lU aiMKlir nr aosband wa rellerwl Intra aaoideaa KHll atATUty nd ml yoaniM biT(raradiUr.lyol 1KFUAMMATOKT kua MATUUI wfeaa ih kt aoetur 1 Mold M did kla aa foDd. Tour In rraiMiwl Btntv . r. nlkuk mm at vova oaaM. rlor qnallty by th olueat, laraeat, best r.aowuad and therefor ml ttUnbU TkntriaU rawlv Him on la. Pnrlie CoaiL Cormnondenoe so Illclled. MoLosraiK A Co., M, J and M O'K.rrell street, also a Mark! .tre.t,aaa rrauelaoo. W aapplr oil raratrr, m la. Umus, lo whom w n wuuuy refer. n PkM- Hsrlr hr Catarrh la th II Heat, Kaakaa la Use. and Cheapeat. , .W A" r ami mfi M I I MeM Ity druauas r wmu kr mmil, LI a Wsaillsn., Warrea, re. v