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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 11, 1916)
r f'Y-T . THECOOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1916 EVENING EDITION THREE VI ' entral Avenue. Booster ,i"'i. CENTRAL AVENUE, Fill DAY, FEURUARV II, Jl No. 71 The c VOL. 1. ; lllCG U'llAT'S THI VSU a .., .,-nniii buy 11 Said D". l comb Ia..T,1oOwrnnlltnl!oitrll.tl.omb But what soo.1 woiilH It tlo, For Its only too true, . J Tilt I hnven't much halHon-W dornb?" I). Y. STAFFORD SMI I.K.A.WH I I'HTS nOllllKMMlMN'HV!,; llnrrlgan ...! n nnf&n TMm T. Ilnrngan umi .ww.. " ...rn icon in cIobo conference frclny afternoon and an Innorent remarked. "Gel holIauJ rv SencsUtl-cii. now." Till! PRINTER Tho printer In a sober man, , llo uoucr takes n' sup; Anil ynt ho Is-nn artisan Who llkoe to Sat 'em up,' IIowlso la a kindly ohnp, Tho rag ho will not chew; Anil II you nhould full nut with htm llo will mnltu 1111 with ybu. Til l: CENTRAL AVEXUE ROOSTER drawings of tho electric Mijht nndU fligns systems, and all tho socrota (so CENTRAL AVENUE SAYINGS I INiMNhed Every Friday In the Inter-! carefully guarded) of. tho chamber1 : t rl'll ,C.",, '!"y ,"0ci,cn,! nm,of commerce, including tf.o " write-1 T0 enl TIlhlKThlg ,g nn 0 u " "iniiiuiii imiiicuuir. up -oi coos imy in 1110 uurisunn Sclonco Monitor. winter nntl no mistake, fivlii Sllll IIim Mntiv nrn of 111 Even now-there Is a Japanese, ,Bd w;th (lo ,n grlpno mid' 0ur 1 HcVVpOflceful as Homo woodland lulso, lln'ir nnvnr known nfl1if. TlKil' when bo's got n good plmt take Ito Bllngn It with dollKht. Entered at tlie Pnainfflrn no eiriniu. Kll'Sl-ClllSS lllfllfnr! Minrn la n,i.. Second-Clans nliinit rontrni Avm.nn I In tho employ of tho superintendent 1 ,i; ,. t.B.. .,, n,,,- Subgcrlptlon Prlco. Your good will, ! of tho local branch ot tho Sonthoriij Wo ,)(, Jo,, V('n.l( aot Jlour ums nntl membership iu tho Rooster Cluh 1 1'aoiflc railway, who won given his ,,ri,lt0.i nt thin nfflco choico between a valet and aui u,mU imiuv mv la Mm Mum m THE HURT luutomobllc. Thcro's whoro thogiib.pribo. 1 Japanese government got Viu us QUESTION FOR THE DAY ) -J 4, Whr.t has bocomo of Cluy Cham bers? Have You Tried Wright's Jellies & Pi Wc handle this famous California fruit lino, made by E, A. Witeht in Oakland, which won tho gold modal at tlie San Francisco Exposition last year, The full quart jars s)ll for Drily 35 cents, and you ret moio for your money, including the ddicious qual ity, than in almost any line, We still hayo sjjmo of, the small, glasses of Del Monte fruits at the special price -of ten .cents per jar, These are but a fev of our specials and a few of the rcasmis why yo.i should do all your grocery trading at the Sanitary Food Store I'iiom: ui;t , SERVICE F1R.ST (Formerly Nuslitirx'h Giorciy.) SECOND AND CENTRAL j.- T.lm Ororlnnd's a wondorftil auto mobile ' For use about town for tours, 'TIs powerful, hnndsonio, woll mndo and gontool Hut a Cadillac's best if It's yours. The Dodgo an you know Is a bounti ful car ;It ha a doslgu tlmt allures. The owners of Dodge well satisfied aro lVut a 'Winton's tho host It Its yours. Tho Paokard's good looking und har dy as well; It starts In ail temporaturos; A good-ono to buy and quite easy to sell, Dttt a Chevrolet's beet It Us yours. Tho Ford has n rop. that's the envy of all; The Kord has a rop. Hint onduros The Ford is a bear for a car t:ir.t so small, Hut a blcyclo's host If It's yours. And so with a dog, or a horse, or a house; With razors mid rhoumntlr. euros. And so with n mother, or'Homolimes a spouse, The best is undoubtedly yours. : SMII.K-A-WIIII.K Pny r Week Don't forgef tho complete maps of our railroad sys-'1)rintor. n0 needs the money, torn clear up to Powers, and a GetflnK Heady "Snonklnif of prhn of tho drawbridge across Coal proparodnoss" observed Goorgo Good mn,t0 ' Indiana Dank Hlotigh. At thin moment the ,',, r imvo noticed that tho follow Japanese government knows nil' who stops to take off his coat Isn't about it. also tho cost of the Wll- over anxious to f'Rht." lamctte-Paciflc, how many tunnels Climatic DlMitlvimtujro.i Jim and culverts thoro aro on tho lino; Drnnd says there's nothing ombar nnd how far the telegraph poles rass?s him more than to tog out would extend If lwld odd to ami. in his loggor's costumo on a stormy cream. A few days later tho thor momotor took a Jump to about 80, and Hob came Into tho samo man's offlco mopping his brow and spout ing linguistic Indigo because it was so "awful hot." Ills friend ro lnlndcd him of his recent longing for the old homo, and suggested that it would ho otliioui, under tho clrcumscances, for Hob to furnish tho Ice cream, llo did bo Ilko a good sport, hut partly Bpollcd things by remarking In a mean way that the Ice cream In this country wasn't anything 1lko what they Oil, JOY! A woman hator Is old Hompt, For him girls have no charms, Hut whllo he holds them in contempt I hold them In my arms. - JOHN FERGUSON KOItTIFVING COOS DAY. T What Information it didn't othor wise get about our harbor, It oci hoard Captain Macgenu stato In Washington. Hut tli obo facts, although w-3t:gh to put goose flesh on Captain Ol son himself, aro not all. Tho wily .TupnnoMJ havd In thoir possession morning, nd tlion havo the weather eloar p suddenly and tho girls all como down town. Onmii'tifls Itevpcct You'vo got to tako your hat off to Portland as n city whero optimism provnllo. lloro In nil this dreadful season of snow and Ice, with tho uncor- all the pamphlet Information ever tnlnty of the fuluro, cornea a Port lESiicd by the olnmbcr of commorcc. They know that wo havo CO, 000, 000 foot of standing timber, 100 milos of eoal laud; that cattle grar.o iho lilllrt the year round, and strawberries grow till Christmas. Ah no other section Is so rich in natural resources,, wo aro, by our land florist advertising "roso bushes guaranteed to bloom this yuilr." Inron'sldorate Charlto I.ando has boon working for wjvoral days try ing to got tho watpr pumped out ot tho basement ot tho Coko build ing; but ho says ho'll never got It dono bocnuso overytlmo ho gets tho PEItHONAIi MENTION. I 9 1 ARTHUR KEHFELD sftys If E. K Jones tho well known Portland frolght npcclnljst will call on him , he will loam something to his ad vantage. . i FRANK HARLOCKER cannot see any bqiiso in having a pair of sus-' pondors for overy pnlr of trousers ' a man has; Frank thinks only mill ionaires can afford thorn. . FRANK COHAN hopes Hint no ono will elroiflato a roport that ho Is a bacholor while his wlfo Is out of town. Th's Is loap year and Frank nays good looking married mon can't be too circful. 2ZSOSH BOOKS Latest Fiction Copyrights Magazines Delivered Patronize Your Telephone Phone 181 r t MARSHFIELD NEWS CO. (Formerly Frlzcon's) GabrleUoii & JiiwIh Central Ave. MarshflcUd muni in inr.wwxwawjMiJliwii,wwiiiniiiwwM,iiiiwMw inmiww own stutomentB,, bettor stocked! pump to drawing right somebody tlMii any othor suvuon with that I ocmoa n'ong and wants to o up wealth which Is nuodod to support, in the olovator. a big invading army. They n.,ow Wo DIniIuIiii Aullioi-Milp Tho insswsniisaSiKiaia.'aHsxsKriTBri w.t 'tf' " L"l""" 1 1 10 fortification of Coos liny against military invasion Is one, of tho most meritorious! irojects which tho Chamhdr of Commorco 1ms ovor taken up, and that's saying a whole lot. It Is, bowover, no more than right that, whllo thoy would faco star vation around Seattle or Portland, our rosourcos horo aro ample. Surely no one can now doubt our porll. What, thon, aro wp to do? They passed us up with a regional roacrvo hank, and If we couldn't got that, wo stand a fat following comos to ub direct from Portland, wo aro -plqaecd to stato: "For you a Roso In Portland grow; In snow and ico Tho darn thing's froze." Delicate Hmnor Thoy say John Goso Is never at a loss for u "como Remington Typewriter Company $ .MANrWAVlTUK' in Hue of typewriters null Heco.sMirii.-ti wliicli Is ns Iiirii u.4 nil otlior iiMiiufnrliiilm InKcllii't' fin inixlmo. Wo Imvo ii ninvllio for ovi'ry jmrjue. Xot one pels-Mi In fifty icnllcs tlio.avtmiL .niiilviitlety of tho Iti:,MIN(iTOX LINK. Wlmtuvor ytf ufto Iiol( ii(). Hip IIuiiiIiik ton. We luio u nmcliiuo for you imtr iiho your price -nntl )uur terms. If jm, (lon't know this no both Ipse. . Ii W. Jacobs, District Sn'ns Acnt riiono l!."Jl..l. No. 7, CVntinl Avoinie, Mnrshflclil vi uiai me ciiainuor imoiud uo so, inus j much as It has, by great Of fort and groAt cost to the community, tlouo an u copiii to inviio invsxiors 10 this luu-hnr. It organized a Port eomm!sslon and doon'eu'ed ho harbor 4 .. ...!. - ! ;i tlmt jt wllljiccouunoUate onomy Have Rehfeld FRAME YOUR PICTURES, Make your enlargements, and do your Kodak Finishing. With every $10.00 worth of Kodak finishing wo will glvo FREE ono 10-Inch onlargcnnnt from your favorlto negative. Rehfelds Special Order Work 220, Central Avenue a Specialty ' Marshfield ehanco of impressing our military i back." Nothing daunts him. This Impodnuco upon. tho. govornmont!. tends to confirm a ronort wo hoard Ilosldoo, tho govornmont'H- policy is llw pthpr ,iay ,It la BIlI(l tllnt Joll I cauiorwllv, and It Is- protty slow wu8 imjiod 0u Central avomlo by about mussing up a. naturally bcaii-a nm witli xu truo Amerinim tenso'1 tlflil military irosorvp by putting j0( humor, wjio-nceostod hln'with' up 'unsightly fortlficatloua and lot- the Braea. U irtw tnko years. the original remark: "flno weather I t.ng rough nrtmoi-j-mon tmmp downj fpr ducks." Without nifi Instant's healtatton, John replied; "I rcmem-i grnaggaisrTreraraawg , asleep to tho uI.Imo n..,1 limn n.lvnrMU.1 Ula ivnrV ' " l UUI . HQOSIOC lO OIICII .ii v,. nr-nMn,, . ,,.. mminvi of our oongresemon Mil sonators.J would he,nirbMUwaI light In- so-, moww.Uioiu -to a proper appro lclluV'Qoos:nify';Hisv a hiolnf of i olut,0 of tho oinorBncy. For this vnntiuiH pnriKWD wo will i make a upealal I ,Vn , hnn. nnlmliilv l Rf ' l"'1'8 of 10 t:0,U8 IW' COp tWb lWo would tKMKKPt that overy ,i,0,. ), ft colnddonde of which T citizen of Oop,,nay nmJlin copy of, ani proud,, to have mado at ontf lime a lenwrk of precisely sfniUv Bring Us YQttr Repair Work If your watch bin't kennlnlt good time, bring U In and we will Cleau It, regulate It, or .main vlintovof ropalre nrd nocesfury. Our charges on iuot reasonable and wo guuranteo our wor'.(. If you have a precious man that you want mounted or tho mounting changed, we can do It. And If you neod now Jowolory for any purpose, wo aro pro-pared to sorvo you. Wilson's Jewelry Store (!S Central Aenup Wo cuiii'iintee our repair v.wlr. OTIS II. WILSON,. Prop. Advertise in "avo you got anything to soil or swap? Do ou want to buy anything? THEN TRY A AD WITH US biggest ana only Newspaper on Central Avenue. Advertising, rates furnished sreat cheir. Slroulatlon - s open to nobody. You'll Have to Take Our Word for It. Mth look: don'tkT" A Good Place .purport; nlthougli not', 1 must ad-1 m't, so l)ouut(fully and epigram-1 matlcivMy oxprcssod." , Mint lliivo Hail u Grouch Ed Mcallor. known as tho American. dangor (now tlmt-ror a atmrtcr. Wo. think this will Loatlior Stocking, w'as groji'lng irlonx Coutml nvonuo the othor day, lamenting tho loan of a , Mocllor tooth. Wo hoard, that whonEd wns suffering iRtinwIilorably with tho t.fliiblo at hono, bin wlfo uskoxl Eollcltously: "Aro you In pain, lCd?" whoroupon tho reply oanio, iarcnitlcallyl( 'Vhy it does seem to me thar thbro's n pain' In tho room, but I'm not posltlvo tlkot I havo It nbput nio." Wo don't bo llcvo It; it doosn't sound llko Ed, bitt we havon't been alilo to see him to usk him. W Adinlro Kin) Kir It Rofer Tabic? antf Kitchen Ware JitNt g'anco tit our nluilon' mid notice tho flno attractive China at tho Imv pr'ces, oltlirr by sets or' hcpnrao pieces. Wo Imvo .si mo flno iiliiiiiliiiiiu cooking utcnulls that save work and moiioy fin llio liow-cwlfc. ('(iiiio In ami let. lis hhliw you the merits of our Kitchen ranges flcctrlc utensils ;:ud tKiitlppicnt. . Marshtield Hardware Co. The hot In (ho Hardware Hue. Ilioailwiiy and Central Avcnuo. Phono .'II ' . . .1 turn flm Iftnlr tUMi niinV. hirtliliinlnl the Chnmbor or commerco nusi w "" mentioned It) that he wfJl tUjoQt!.,,,"oll01 ?8 ,a,n lh? J,,r0,,8,lt Xl b08r to the fortification of our harbor ns an . ujineofMiiry step. If thore Is among us one wlUi soul hs dead. wo wJh to present sonio Informa tion ihnt will arouso him to a propor appreciation -ot tho dangor. The Uoostor lias for a long I tlino had in Its possession a lot ' of ftcta which it hns withhold ' oven from tho news dopartmont of this paper (which couldn't roslst ! a "scoop" and s thoroforo not bo bo trustod), because Gormnny, nld- ed by tlie stnto department nt 'litr Mia Plmmlinn nf PdinmnrnnT Meanwhile, to' do wiiat wo can locally, K liollove that If an onomy floot nhould arponr wo would do well, first, to solid John Goss out to treat with thorn. Wo bollovo ho couUl snag or kid them out of any notion of attack, If tiny of thoir American colgo graduntas .had onough ot nn English vocabulary to" "follow" him. ( In tho remote ovout of his fail ure, wo might sond out mo city Yoia Want Good, Insurance Thfat's the kind I write. Prompt adjustments of all losses. ' Fire, Life, Accident and Casualty. E. I. Chandler t'okO lllllllll MarMiflcIil ,iiAJi.Aj-i':mjA,t.ifjJnaeqmjiJ.a)'iigKunujjiiJwgiw 'a.h.iji j.. officials and school boards of tho.r-nL' to tho llhlo uoknow!edxomoiitl Washington, hae been doing enough l nmk 8 '" , which Hob Stanley mndo of Alboit; to throw a euro Into tho public.1? "' 0"f n 8 f,ro' (thus M- MnUonln loyalty to tho Coos Hay' Mid w wore afrn.n collections! '" ,0llW P'tpobo, wo won t, 0,ilato on Wodnotfday ovonlng-. we TITEWAD lay up your back mibscrlptlon , tho I5ooste'' and thus fill a ,0D8 felt want on our part,.:, NEWSPAPER ON HOT AIR' N0 COLD POTATOES ' N wo aro not In. leave. aoney with our wlfo. next P. S. the door. T Hour, Km. fw limii'M In tho evening, tho ans ' wcr wilt le: "THE SMOKEHOUSE" Good liilllnnl tnhl&s, ,' l"1 tublw, conifiiitablo ,ets; tho best clpivs, tohnccos itiid the late mag-ii.liiey. Join the Good Fellows at The Smokehouse Central Avonuo's popular mooting placo. (might tighten un even moro'lt. - w',Imt); "' "h ,a. t,,ou moW; wleU to state that we take off olirj :o Day ,,,, otip Information. h0 tho rei oubtlilot army of,mt8 o oll ns w uluIl who , noJ uoumy oiiiu.uia iiuu iinvuio vmtuu-, afnld to aoktlOWlOllgO It WllOll lio's ry who sahtnl tho Snntn Clara, who, wrong. Not many mon nro that, would havo no difficulty In domol-j WBjr and ,Mb Jut woU na ,t Ishimc tho fleet by "roar attack. Out ,volihl keep seine people who differ. linniniilhi ilii 1 lfr onvlnir sitnu - ... Ul " '" '"v " ?" -".iroin uh awiuiiy busy, iiowcvor, If you link nnyoiio on Coos HiJ' ; pllletl who knows the places for n goodl As we can uo longor koop sllont, plui-o to (lriii In to .while nwny u!We submit tlio facts. Certainly no- When jln Want AkAAA I),- W. A. TOYE, "'MIST 8 II In lo. , ,. r" --. vvj u, 4 I '1 ""- Mavsliflclrt of Fire, Life and Ma rine insurance which insures, see SENSTACKEN the Insurance Man body can dony that our most Im minent danger Is that of attaok by Japan; that is, assuming that it Is to be a foroigu onomy,, which itw.vus out of consideration the Portland publlolty coinmlttooe and tho pur' should bo hold in rendlnoasi- to pick up the survivor. 'Hi to Is our plan, but wo b)iou&1 i . ., - , . wo know ono time whon Rob wnsi obstinate. He lu said to , havo told r a certain contra I avouuo friond chaser of lots In certain Wildcat I "1 jJZ " tl " of. '"" n day wl ,l "" U, """"" B" " " "" " '",coki summers ne o, and wouut glvo thorororo nrraugod with tho Dally BnytlUiiK nt all If ho could bo' Times (through courtesy also of,iln,.i, n ,,. ,ln,.f.i, , illH n1lI T. ouwvrndt T .urQm t,0" ". -w.ik hot a;;.- ! ? , : fo tliLt lleratV tt0 ",,M"l8B. ForlUf Ml" " to shirt sleeves, eat-ng ic umn of tuo papor to uio punncauon , of such argumonts aa may bo sub-' additions horonbouts. We aro in no danger from tho Pni'tktnd contingent, because -c them any timo, xinil as for the lot buyers, as soon as they get . u look at thoir property they bocomo too faint to fight, as It wore. It boing, thon, Japan wo havo to foar, Hston hero. Evory ono remombers a certain Jap wrn was for a long timo In charge of tho domestic, sclonco dopartmont in tha home of n loading bnukor. (Tho term "leading hanker" Is sufficiently Indefinite to clear us of the ohnrgo of pointing tou nefl-. nitely to any one.) mils Jap, according to posltlvo Information on hand in tho Dooator mlttQd. WILLIS KENNEDY says ho thinks tho dry law will boom mineral water because ovoryono will want something tp take tho curse off plain water,' ovon if it only tnkos a IRtlQ hit of tho curso off. WALTER nUTLKR, the handsome and uffablo youngHipaiuior saya this here loap year stuff Is just an old tmpoittititiou but Doc J.csllo knows different, llo patient, Walter. 1- T -! t!IM Tift ... 'n An11M fTM.rt own, s able to obfln complete ''rjl" " , tZ us If we'd let him s,oo our policy ho would toll us whether or not it was as good as one costing tho v samo monoy iu ono ot his com panies. ROOSTER WANT ADS FOR SALE A parK'r suite by nn old lady stuffed with hair. II. Caro Roostor. TO EXCHANGE A second liana Ford for cows or holfors In good running order "X" Caro Rooster ; fir i iave Yoii a Safiigs Accout? IF YOU HAVEN'T, YOUR HOA!) TO COMPETENCE AND SUC CESS WILL RE HARD START ONE WITH US TODAY4 Avoid possible lot-s of money, mlxiips over receipts and oilier trou bles In meeting ""' nioutlily iiccounts by paying jour bills by check. Como in und open a havings account und do business In u bii.slncsN.Ilke way. Tib First Natiomal Baok ?F ocoooso BAT Information as to- tho gold reserve of Coos By. Its water syetom, and tho secrets of tho Port commission. He submlttod oxhaustlvo ltn, maps and drawings of all this to the Japanese war dopartmont. A, cortnln other Jap was om ployod by a recent managor of tho Orogou Powor comiMiuy, who was, Inoidontally, proaidont of tho MarshfloM chambor of commorco. Through him tho Imperial Jaimnoso governmont obtained completo "The Squibb Store" Horo at Tho Owl, your pros criptions nro flllod with tho Lno chomlcals and pharmn cuetlcals of E. R. Squibb & Bon. In so doing wo assuro your doctor tho groatost posslbio lielp. Poor chom lcals of unknown quality nro a hlndrauco In slckuoss. I'so Castor Oil -Squlbb's It's Different. Sot- tho bottle "The Owl" Tho Central Avenuo Drug Storo Phono 71 BE PREPARED to bbow PROSPERITY A JOYOUS RECEPTION ami CONTINUOUS WELCOME, You can't entertain prosper Ity, anybody, or enjoy life properly yourself unless you Imvo Jiujslo In (lie homo'. ; Z SEE US AT ONCE. Thomas Music Company Consolidation of Wiley I). Allen mid W. It. Hulnes Music Stocks l);j Central Avenue. jBsmIIBBbississsssss"SS"Bs PLAN TO TAKE Smumday Oiraneir AT THE Chamdler Hotel The Hub" of Central Avenue A GOOD MENU