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1 Coos bay times
k...V. MALONEY, Kdltor and Pub.
DAN E. MALONEY, News Editor
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Official Paper of Coos County
Official rper City of Mars Wield.
Entored at the Postoff Ico &t Marsh
field, Oregon for transmission
tkeaugu the mails si Bccond-claw
mall1 natter.
An Independent Republican news
paper, published every evening ex
tent. Sunday, and weekly, by
tttie Ooos Day Times Publishing Co.
t SUBSCRIPTION RATES
J DAILY.
' Ofl6 year 18.00
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WEEKLY.
, Ono year SI, 60
When paid strictly In advanco the
lubseilntfon rllco of tho Coos Hay
Times' Is $5'.00 per year or S2.G0 for
six montos.
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' . Address all communications to
OOOH TIAY PAIIjY TIMKA
, ' '
' i european'war one i
YEAR AGO TODAY i
February 8, 1015.
Horlln BayB no hostllo action
against neutral Bhlpplng Is contem
plated by the- admiralty's war zono
ilAitfan
Russians rcpulso Iho Austro-Gor-
. . man advanco In the Carpathian
passesv
Tho Germans ccaso their assaults
on tho Warsaw front.
I ' AIlOtT NEWSPAPERS
. OME remarks ancnt newspapers
S at tho rccont booster ban-
r , quot and tho charactoi or tho
. news they print makes tho follow
i lng comment on nowspapors from
tho Tacoma Trlbuno timely and In
teresting: ''After all tho nowspapor is a
very human Institution. If It Is
a real nowspaper, It 1b vory, vory
human tor It Is, ns ofton Bald, a
truo mirror of human conduct. If
tho nowspapor at times seems to bo
rofloctlng tho ovll, rather than tho
good oldo of men, Us human traits
' aro the nioro plainly rovoalod. For
Is hot that ono of tho most protubor-
i Hnt of human characteristics! Most
' 'congregations of women or nioli w)H
i,rb6 found discussing their neighbor's
'faults, fnthcr than tholr vlrtuon;
tlsmil 'the' majority scorns to bo1 at
'the 'tape fully conditioned and
logdd; to run" d6wh About' any por-.
" 'Aon1 iralftcd by tt newspaper or by
an Individual. Isn't It tho truth?
V Jf.tl4.Vv,Q.pPrm.nlV1cnt(? )u3
mirrolpp moro, tf , o unllkaWo
than "tho llkablo Bldo of humaulty,
r It Is bocnuso It Is tho unusual sdo.
4 Wosssunio It to bo a plain duty
ofjO, man to suppor't and prp.toctjils.
wlfo and children a duty to which
no bouquets aro thrown becauau it
4 1? simple duty, If iq mlstroatahln
,) family, that is a violation of duty,
7 an unusual episode in contravention
of tho usual rulo and It is thlo un
usual thing that makes news. It
also points a moral. lly tho con
trast, tho truo way Is pointed out.
Hut tho real nowspapor dons not
not by any means concern Itself
wholly with tho seamy sldo of lite.
Tho good that men do finds itu
placo in tho prints. Tho world'H
forward movements nro given abun
dant spdeo. Tho bright sldo of hit
4 man conduct is pictured. Tho up
e ward trend lu oiuphaslzcd. Good
humor and optimism abound. Tlia
honorablo howspapor'B chlof iuIbhIoh
'la to establish n sound public opln-
Ion.
' Tho nownpapor Is created tor
thousands of readers. Some of them
' llku baseball; soma llko marluo
news; boiuo llko odltorlals; some
llko European news; somo like so
ciety news. Somo llko and read
overythlng in u nowspapor, and read
It from cover to cover. If a rcador
Is not fond of Hports ho should not
condomu tho newspaper for printing
sporting news, because that Is a
ouo-sldod selfish view. Why not
condemn a grocery store for offer
ing klppored Balmon for eulo wheii
ono does not llko klppored balmon?
It Is true that a dofciiHo cannot
i bo made for all uuwspapum. Somo
aro viciously yellow; boiuo attempt
to llvo by faking, ignoring tho slm
' plo truth, and seeking tho notoriety
which "snappy" atorles born in Irre
sponsible roportors' heads will af
ford them. An Intelligent public,
j however, soon loams which news
' ipapor Is endeavoring to toll tho
! truth.
Thoro 1b iuflntto good lu tho con
sorvatlvo nowspaper and by that
f ji,n "conservative" is meant not
J polJUcnl Reaction nor capitalistic
tendencies, hut moroly n doBlto to
print facts in a pleaHlng, but not
flamboyant or flippant manner.
Nowb Is not iiowb it it is untrue.
"KEEP A.fiOI.V."
"I
HAVE .known many men,"
aaya Chauncey M, Dopow, "who
retlro from work, as they Bald,
to nJoy llfo. As a rulo. after tho
first year thoy are bored blue. Then
they begin to think moro of their
health than anything else. They Itu-
THE
aglno they havo all, tho diseases des
cribed In patent medicine advertise
ments. Then they take the medi
cines. And then they die.
"To keep the mind and body nctlvo
WSWntn wnrrv from trotting Into the
ono and ill health into tho other. Tho
greatest mlstako nnyono can make Is
to stop working along the lines of
his life's occupation, unless ho can
find something to occupy his tlmo
and mind which is equally Interest
ing." "Keep n-goln' " la his motto. At
tho age of 81, he Bays ho docs overy
thing ho over did, and enjoys It Just
as much. Ho is busy from 10 o'clock
In the morning until midnight.
Ho doesn't limit his prescription
for longevity to moro work, though
that's tho chief thing In his opinion.
Ho doesn't bollovo In a man, espec
ially a man of mnturo yearB, moroly
minding his own buBlness. Ho should
have a wholesome Interest In overy
department of llfo, and know whnt Is
going on In tho world nnd know tho
men who nro doing tho big, now
things. Such an Interest In contem
poraneous affairs keeps a man per
manently young In spirit.
JIo criticizes a friend who Is retir
ing from a responsible business posi
tion nt tho ago of 70. Commodore
Vaudcrbilt, ho points out, made moro
tlmn two-thirds of his big fortune bo
tween tho ages of 70 an.'! 80. Glnd
stono won his greatest political tri
umphs nftor ho was 80. Tho most
successful generals In tho present
war aro anywhoro from CO to 8d years
old. Josoph Choato, nt tho ago of
81, ho Bays, Is tho most excellent nnd
sought-for spenker In tho United
states President Eliot of Harvard,
past 80, is recognized as ono of tho
nation's fow great leaders of opinion.
And all becauso they "koop n-goln'."
Tho Osier Idea, It acorns, wob
wiong. Martin Luther was right
when ho said, "When I rest I rust."
Thcro'a no reason why n man should
bo content to rust until Iio'b in his
grave, nnd no reason why society
should lot him rust. Tho number of
years has mighty llttlo to do with It.
It's an Invigorating gospol for
thoso who Imagine thoy'ro growing
old. It's also a vnlunblo hint to a
generation that Is disposed to pay
blind homago to Inoxpcrlonced youth,
nnd discriminate unthinkingly
against tho man past fifty.
t WITH THE TOAST ' :
t AND THE TEA t
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ClOOI) EVENING- .'
i Honor wouiont They on'
twlno Und wenvo hoavonly
rosoH in our earthly Hfo.-i
Schiller.
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THE HOUIH IMMOKTAIi YOUTH.
vnn iwiiiKiii Jipii'uuors fi'lT'ij unu
' ' ''beckon1' J 1 ' ' '
Itoklndllng hopes, consuming
fears,
Why do wo vainly sook to reckon
Ily Bcorcs and tens tho passing
years?
Soy, If you please, tho body dloth;
Wo could not It wo would grow
old;
Against that fnto all Nnturo crloth
Hy signs and symbols manifold.
Wo seem to stand upon tho portal,
Hut Ih not this tho simple truth;
What once has lived must bo im
mortal Our renl life Immortal youth?
-Selected.
Thoro was u tlmo when a wlfo
put In nil her' tlmo trying to rolatii
bur husband's affection. Hut now
adays alio puts lu most of her tlmo
keeping him busy trying to retain
her affection.
HAPPY EDEN.
Olden Edon'n garden was a placo
Whero man could rest contented;
No phonographs squealed all night
long
They hadn't boon Invented.
QUESTION FOR THE DAY.
4 4
What has becomo of tho old
fashioned mauuorly boy who took
off his cap when ho Bpoko to a
man;
SAD.
Ho ato a raw Onion,
And now bo's alono;
His frlouds and companions
Havo hastoued and gone.
If marriage doesn't mako a mnn
wise there Is no hopo for him.
CORRECT.
"Damo Fottune In strango ways'
proceeds
To favor man." said Mr. Raz.
"Ono has moro money than
needs,
Ono noeds moro money than
has."
ho"
When friend husband Insist') tlisy
cannot afford an automobile, friend
wife can always, show him that it
COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, ohEGON.. YUES'DAY, FEBRUARY 8, 19 16 EVENING
would bo such a help In his busl
ncsa and they would aoon havo a
big bunk account when they ndded
the jitney fareg they save.
HUGHES
' If now you will kindly excughes
Us for tolling you nil this sad
nughoB,
We'll Just say good-bye
And let others try
To write something mora nbout
Hughes.
Onco In a whllo a Coos
woman gets so tired of her
band that sho can't oven got
pleasure out of nagging him.
liny
Tho trouble with tho Coos Bdy
man who uses long words Is that
ho seldom knows how to put them
togethor.
Ono reason why thoro Is so much
room at tho top is becauso most of
us aro too lazy to climb.
FACT.
Tho bill collector is a geek
Who novcr has been scared;
You'll find him round most overy
wcok
Unless you keep him squared.
w --
Every tlmo mothor makes father
go shopping for her, mothor lias to
tako tho next day of and go swap
ping.
Every Cooa Uny woman hntes
flattery when sho hears It applied
to tho other woman.
B'fOHYFOKTHE 1AY
MEANING "FULL OF."
"Now," Bald a tcachor to his clnss
during a Wesson in English, "can nny
ono glvo mo n word ending with 'oils,
monlug full of, as "dangerous full of
danger, nnd 'hazardous,' full of haz
ard?" Thcro was silence in tho class forn
momont. Then a ,boy sitting in the
front row put up his linnd.
"Woll," said tho tcachor, "what Is
your word?"
-"PIenso,Blr," camo'tha'rdply,' "pi
ous, full of plot" . ,.
AKTIHTS AM, i.
"Tho dont'stjB, nn artist," said
Tho funny jr. Heath, ,
"Tho pencil doesn't oarn,lils bread
llut.I'vp seen .liltn. draw ,toqthv'
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"Tiq, Merchant If an nr.tlst, too,,"
Said witty Ullly Wade;
"IIIm lino of ndx la nlwnv
ays truo
So ho can draw your trado.1
'
Whon u Coos Hay woman has bov
on or eight children, sho' is nlwayn
taking something old and making it
ovor Into something new.
You can glvo a Cooa Bay girl all
tlu higher oducatlon you jtloaso, but
her husband'H expenses' will novor
sound as logical to her as they do to
him.
CHESTY
Tho Sailor's n contortionist
Ono of tho very best,
For I havo scon lilm light his pipe
And sit down on his chest.
Tho high cost of living didn't
worry people much In tho old days
when tho thlmblo was regarded us
part of a woman's jowelry.
It must worry a reformer to lctiTo travel whero thoro Is no bhow,
other people Out of his sight ovor
lllL'llI
If thcro Is ono Coos Hay man tho
devil hates moro than another It Is
tho follow who minds his own busi
ness nnd tries to earn an honest liv
ing for his family.
(llvo n Coos Hay woman nil tho
'feathers sho wants in this world nnd
tho will tako a chnuco on getting
wings lu tho no.t world.
WALK
Tho errand hoy's a ploddor who
Gets mighty llttlo dough,
Ho has iv walk lu life, that's truo,
Hut It is vory slow.
ENLAHCJE WHARF.
GARDINER, Oro., Fell. 8.- Tho
Gardiner Mill Co. has Btarted work
enlarging the- wliarf m tho mill
store. It will bo 142 foot long, ex
tend out Into tho river 29 feet at
one cud and 22 feot at tho other
and will glvo HtS2l square feet spaco
lu addition to tho present wharf.
Gel a Can
IfdTnmTiVi
TO-DAY
KU119ULU-
From Your
Hardware
or Grocery Dealer
MAKE
JAKE, MY PARTNER. hOW HE SAYS"lF YOU'WANT
to selCsomething to a Ham. you understand...
DON'T START OUT BY TELLING Hin A FUNNY STORY
SLAP'HIII ON
Kirk's Kolum
.Edited by
It. ,K1RK, (Riley)
F.
YOU'VE ONIjY fiOT Ij.V (IHII'l'E
lly F. It. Klik
(Hlley)
Did you over got to barking
Whon you'd. llko so well to rest
At n, .tickling sensation
Within your manly, broast
You think you'vo got It coming
Yes your suro-you feel It rip,
Hut.uovQr'trjtlto spltilt out,
iYou'voi only) got la grippe.
ollr llend ItBtars'to whirling,
And your coughing makes It had,
Thon you nsiryolir'vilfo tQ plcaso go
Ant ' '" " K"'
And heat' if llttlo1 pad, ' '
And lay it 6n your aching bean
And then glvo you a nip,
She Bays come out of it my boy,
You'vo only got la 'grlppO.
Thon, you hark somo. mora nnd toss
all night,,
You're growling at your breast, ;
You know you'vo got It ton times
worso
Thnn any of tho rest.
You try to Biieozo your head off then
You think you fool It slip,
Hut it will stick until your woll
You'vo only got la grippe.
Then whon tho thing It breaks nwny
And leaves you feeling weak,
Your head it fools Just llko u rock,
And your faco looks llko a peak,
Now don't you get discouraged,
Or Btnrt to pack your grip
You'vo onb' Bot, la grlppo.
i mm ii IIK'U 1 KUOW 1 UIU,
I could'ut hardly seo,
That If I really had la grippe,
Or If la grippe lma mo,
Hut now I'm feeling flno again,
I kind of feel it slip,
So plcaso don't toll mo any moro,
You'vo only got la grippe.
Ol'It WIVES
"Wlfo means weaver. In tho prim
itive home, one of tho principal em
ployments wns tho making of cloth
ing. Tho wool wob spun Into tho
thronds by tho girls, who woro there
fore called bplnstors; tho thread wns
wovon Into cloth by their mother
who accordingly was called woaver, '
or wlfo.
"It Is tho duty of tho wlfo to cultl-!
vnte the ability of' making homo hap
py; keeping her houso brjght and nt-1
tractive; and at the same tlmo being'
oqunl In position and Influonco with.
ner husband. 'God did not tako
her out of th'o head of mnn to bo
ovor him, nor from tho foot to ho
nudor him, but out of his sldo to bo
I equal with htm; from under his arm
to bo sheltered and protected by him
'and from nenr his heart to bo loved
and llvo lu sympathy and helpful
ness by his sldo.' Tho wlfo nnd hus-
I band nro in u truo senso one. What
ever is good for hor Is good for him.
Sho owes no duty to hlin that ho
,dces not owe to hor. Tio lovo and
honor tho wlfo requires of her hus
band that let her glvo to him, It is
an oven thing," Selectod.
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Want advertising holls
longer-wanted things,
tho no-
v rn hut vmiiu V7ivcnin nr y
HIM, FEEL GOOD,
THE BACK, ASK HIMJiOWSHlb
FAniLY'AND, GIVE HIN A,-
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1 1 Oldest Hank In Coot County
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Flanagan (8b
Marahflcld, Cons County, Oregon.
Capital, Surplus and Undivided Profits $120,000
INTEREST PAID ON TIME AND SAVINC1S DEPOSITS
Officers J. W. I1ENNBTT, President; JAS. 1J. FLANAGAN, VIqo-,
President; R. F. WILLIAMS, Cashier; 0,.F. WINCHESTER,
Assistant, Cnshlor.
Flanagan (k BenneLt Bank
OF MYRTLE POINT' ' ' '
Capital i $2500
Officers J. W. HHNNETT, Prepldont; JAS. II. FLANAGAN, Vlco-
President; h. M. SUPLHE, Cashier; U T. DEMENT,' Assistant'
Cashier. ' i
Bennett Trust Company
lCapitai;''Surplusdndyridivided Profits $125,000
Officers J. W. HENNETT, President; TOM T. 'DENNETT, Vlco
Prosldont; ARTHUR M'KEOWN, Secretary; 11EN.NOTT SWAN
TON, Treasurer.
Tho Only Trust Company lu the Stato, Outside of Portland, Which
Organized Under tho Now Law.
w
HAT if
"born
spoon in your mouth?"
Many a man has built up a
balance in jjhls'jbank that
would buy ,' him mp"ro silver
sj)'obns than he coultl use oven
'if1 ho lived to bo as old as
Methuselah. .
4 PER CENT INTEREST
Paid on Time Certificates,
llfi'l
'IwO
First National Bank
The Bank
Marshfteld,
of
Abstracts
Title Guarantee & Abstract Company
Marshfleld and Coqulllo City, Orogon.
(encriil Agents EnstMdo and Seugstiickcii's Addition.
Special attention paid to nsosbiiiont.s nnd payment of tnxes.
HENRV SEXGSTACKEN, Manager,
EXPERT WELDING of METALS
Steel, brass, cast, iron and aluminum castings made
like new
DEMONSTRATIONS DAILY.
Koontz Garage
Phone 180-J. North Front Street
EDITION
"MK
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Established 1880
Bennett Bank
m
you were not
with a silver
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of
Coos
Bay
Personal
Service
Oregon
For lollnhlo Abstracts of Tltlo and
Information about COOS RAY REAL
ESTATE, seo
PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY
Dr. A. 'L. HouscwnrtrT
Physician and 8urgco
Office: Irving Ulcuv
Office hours: li to 12 a. m., .
I nnd 7 to 8 p. in. "I
Phones: Offlco 11.1-j; nM
J. M: Wright
Phone Hit
BUILDING CONTRACTOR
EstlmatOB furnished on requcn
Dr. H. M. Shaw
Eyo, Enr nnd Throat SpeclX'
GLASSES FITTr.I)
Phono :i.10-.T. Jtooms 200-301
Irving ftlock.
DR. MATT1E IJ. SHAW.
Thyslclnn nnd SurgooB
Phono 8:io.,T.
r,? ..!
n. u. uuuer
CIVIL ENGINRIJR
Room. 304 Coko Dldg. Phons H&.J
'Residence Phono 363-L. '
W. G. Chandler
ARCHITECT
Rooms 301 and 302, Coko Dulldlit
Marshfleld, Oregon.
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Marshflold
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9:45
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2:00 po,
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6:CS pn,
North city limits only.
7:45 p.m.
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THE LLOYD FAMILY HOTIIL
Housekeeping Apartments
Two rooms, $8.00 month
Electricity nnd Gas. Frco baths
4 Sleeping rooms, S1.H0 wk., up t
A i i i.. i
HAVE THE ROOF FIXED
NOW'
See C0RTHELL '
Phone 3171
iHK TEN, CENTS
City JLmIt North Ucnd, Be.
fjn COMSIUTATION nn
ZU TICKETS 91.70 AU
t Mnrahfleld-North Bend Anto
Lino
Cnr every ten minutes from
O n. m. to 12 p. in.; to South
Slough onco n day, leaving l
11 n.'in.; to Empire three trlp
n day.
GORST'A KING, Propf.
WOOD GOOD WOOD
W. II. Lingo has K ni ?i.
Sa cnsli per load. Garhago remote
od. Phono -27-J.
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SAVE MONEY
by ordering tho lumoiu
HENRYVILLE COAL
Nut coal, por ton '
Lump coal, por ton ...,... Wr
Or halt ton of both i.tjw
t D. MUSSQNi rroJ
Phono 18-J or lenvo orders
Hlll)cr' Cigar Store. j
DRY WOOD
CAMPBELL'S W00DYARD
North Front Street
Phono 87W
WESTERN LOAN AND
BUILuINU uo.
Assets $2,340,000.00
Pays 8 per cent on savings!
t I. S. KAUFMAN & CO.
Z. Local ireasurei
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T. J. BOAlFHlUi. O. OOIW1
Marshfleld JKfflR,
n .. - D.iamfahMl
Phomo 14fl-R. MTBbfJcld, Orfl
DUNGAN
undertaWl()RS
will bo kept
OPEN TO THE PUIiHO
A regular state Heeded
nadertaker will bo W
charge
rhoae 105-J
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